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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Quirky Villain
-Chapter 14-
'He's real!? Holy shit he's really real!' Was the only thought flooding through Tsuyu's mind as she stared at the newly arrived blonde with wide eyes… well wider eyes anyway. Her gaze trailed along his handsome face, from the smooth yet firm jawline to the cute whisker like marks on his cheeks, then down to the tight T-shirt he wore that did little to cover his lithe and well-toned chest. 'And he's HOT!'
Needless to say she was feeling pretty hot under the collar while the tip of her tongue dribbled out of her mouth with a small trickle of drool.
"Uh… are you okay?" Naruto asked with a raised brow, staring up at the quivering frog girl still clinging to the ceiling like a scared cat as he took a cautious step back. He did not like the way this girl was eyeing him like a starving lion that just saw the tenderest piece of steak in their whole life.
Fortunately, his words managed to snap the poor girl out of her lustful daze, blinking a few times in confusion until her rationality finished rebooting itself. Croaking softly in embarrassment, the amphibian gal allowed herself to drop to the floor on all fours before quickly standing up and straightening herself out.
"S-sorry about that ribbit, I'm… I'm just a little…" Tsuyu trailed off mid-sentence, not exactly sure how to put 'Hornier than a bitch in heat' in a polite way.
"You don't have to explain it, I can literally taste the hormones coming off of you," Naruto stated bluntly while flicking the end of his tongue out for added emphasis, revealing it's prehensile nature similar to Tsuyu's. Speaking of said frog girl, she had frozen in place like a statue with her face turning so red it was a miracle the rest of her body had enough blood to keep functioning. "Let me guess, mating cycle kicked in unexpectedly?"
One could probably fry an egg on the poor girl's cheeks at this point as her flush grew tenfold, a mess of gibberish stuttering out of her mouth in an incomprehensible deluge.
"I'll take that as a yes, hang on a sec I've dealt with this before," The whiskered blonde muttered before leaning back to stick his head out the door. "Hey Setsuna, where you at?"
"I was about to ask you the same thing." A feminine voice called back, causing Tsuyu's normally expressionless face turned to one of pure mortification.
'Oh no… please no…' She pleaded in vain as a lovely girl with mossy green hair and dressed in the standard UA girls uniform stepped into the classroom. This was Setsuna Tokage, also known as the dividing heroine Lizardy, a fellow student of UA High of class 1-B, the direct rival of Tsuyu's own class.
Casually waltzing up to Naruto while taking a sip from a large fountain drink in her hand, which by the way was floating in the air apart from her body, her brow rose as she looked around to see all the sleeping boys and girls.
"Huh, didn't know this place had a nap room, guess you learn something new every day. Oh, hey Tsuyu," She with a shrug, idly waving to Tsuyu when she noticed the girl, before giving Naruto a mischievous smirk, revealing her sharp pointed teeth. "And why am I not surprised you'd find a place like this. Was a personal tour of the country's best hero school by yours truly really that boring?"
"Oh quiet you," Rolling his eyes, Naruto playfully swatted Setsuna across the back of her head as she giggled. "We both know the only tour you were planning to give me was inside the nearest janitor's closet you could find."
"Guilty as charged~."
"Anyway, sorry but I need this real quick." The blonde teen said while grabbing the girl's floating hand and prying the drink free of its grasp. Tossing the hand back its owner, he popped the top off with a flick of his thumb to reveal the ice water within…
Sploosh* "EEP!?"
…before promptly dumping it all right onto Tsuyu's head, completely dousing the girl with the freezing cold liquid.
Silence filled the classroom, only broken by the steady drip of water hitting the floor, as a confused Setsuna glanced from toad quirked boy to frog quirked girl and back again. After a few moments though, Tsuyu slowly reached up and wiped the water and hair out of her face with both hands, showing her now unflushed and once again neutral expression.
"Thank you, I needed that."
"Anytime." Naruto said with a nod while throwing the empty cup over his shoulder and into the garbage.
"Uh okay… what was that about?" Setsuna asked as she kept switching her gaze from the blonde to her fellow greenette and back again with a raised brow.
"Don't worry about it, it's just a toad and frog quirk thing," Naruto told her with a dismissive wave before pulling her closer so he could give her a kiss right on the lips. "But for now I think we should get back on with the tour, wouldn't you agree?"
"That sounds like a swell idea to me," A smile formed on Setsuna's lips as she nuzzled into the blonde's grasp while her still detached hand floated up onto his far shoulder. Touching down on its pointer and middle fingers, the disembodied limb slowly 'walked' up to his neck before sensually rubbed a pinky against his chin. "But pray tell, where would you like to see next?"
'Okay, so he's not only real but apparently he's dating Setsuna, good to know.' Tsuyu thought as she wiped the water off her face, or at least what was left that hadn't been absorbed into her skin already thanks to her quirk. All while doing her best to tune out the duo's flirting lest her recently subdued arousal get another unwanted jumpstart.
"Well it's no janitor's closet but I'm pretty sure I saw a locker room just down the hall, might be interesting to see where you go get all dressed up for hero classes." With a smirk of his own Naruto gently grabbed the hand and placed it back in its rightful place on the girl's wrist whilst entwining his fingers with hers. Hooking his free arm around her waist he pulled her in close with a playful twirl, somehow not bumping into a single person until he came to a stop the middle of the room before whispering into her ear. "And perhaps I can finally get to see that hero costume of yours up close… and very personal."
"Oh, I like the way you think mister~" The dividing girl purred out sultrily, nuzzling into the whiskered teen's grasp while drawing circles on his chest with a finger and daintily lifting a leg just for fun. However, in doing so, she accidentally kicked the chair that Mina was sleeping in, almost knocking it over and causing the pink pinkette to snap awake with a yelp.
"Hey! Watch where… you're…" She started to shout indignantly, only to immediately trail off when she saw who was standing in front of her.
'Uh-oh…' Realizing what was about to happen when she saw Mina inhale deeply with wide eyes, Tsuyu quickly clamped her hands over her ears.
"HOLY CRAP YOU'RE REAL!?" Not a moment too soon either as the acidic girl shouted at the top of her lungs while pointing at Naruto dramatically, causing the rest of the sleeping girls and boys to jolt awake. And naturally as they did so, most of them had very similar reactions once they spotted the whiskered teen as well.
Mei, Momo, and Shoto had the least energetic reactions, with the inventive girl humming in surprise before shrugging it off and picking up her dropped baby while the recommendation students simply stared at the new arrival. Midnight's was a bit more expressive with her jaw hanging loosely in the air and her eyes all but ready to pop out of her skull if they got any wider.
Meanwhile, Iida shouted something indistinguishable as he squirmed in his cocoon, which still held strong despite the many growing cracks littered across the elastic material.
"Ugh, what's with all the noise?" And then there was Mirko who was surprisingly the slowest to get her bearings out of the group, grumbling sourly under her breath as her eyes flickered open. The instant her eyes locked onto Naruto though, her entire body went stiff and all signs of sleepiness seemed to just evaporate instantly. Then faster than one could blink the rabbit heroine's leg coiled up and shot out like a bullet, shooting straight for the toad quirked teen.
"Yikes!" Fortunately, Naruto was fast to react too, his grip on Setsuna tightening as he hopped back a step just in time to avoid getting his face kicked in, the heel missing his chin by a few centimeters.
Bzzzt* "Gzfkle!?"
As if that wasn't shocking enough though, then seeing the number five hero literally getting shocked by her seat definitely took the cake for the blonde.
"Okay… what exactly did we just walk into?"
"It's a very long story, ribbit," Tsuyu said dully, taking a seat while motioning for the pair to do the same. "It all started when…"
-Que Fast Forward-
"...And that about sums it up, any questions?" The frog girl asked once she finished explaining the last few days to the couple now seated in a loveseat together curtesy of Momo.
"Yeah, I've got one, is pinkie over here always so forward with other girl's boyfriends?" Setsuna asked with a deadpan as she stared pointedly at Mina, who was leaning in WAY to close to Naruto's face for her comfort. Meanwhile, said blonde simply sat there with an amused look, apparently not bothered at all by the acidic teen's antics at all, even when she started poking his whiskered cheeks curiously.
Upon hearing the greenette's questions though, Mina blinked a few times in confusion before quickly backing off with a sheepish smile. "Oh, sorry, sorry, it's just… I can't believe you're actually real."
"And I can't believe you guys have been watching some weird show about me as a cooky villain or that my third favorite hero almost took my head off because of it, it's certainly been an odd day." Naruto said with a chuckle while said heroine scratched her cheek.
"Yeah… sorry about that by the way." She muttered awkwardly and with just a tad amount of nervousness leaking in, and why wouldn't she be? She may not be the brightest bunny but even she knew that trying to attack a civilian without undo cause could be disastrous for her, especially if he decided to press charges.
"Don't worry about it, if half of what I've heard is true I'd probably have tried to hit me too in your place." Thankfully her worries would prove unfounded as the whiskered blonde waved the apology off with a smile
"Oh Naru, you are way too nice for your own good sometimes, you know that?" Setsuna asked rhetorically while hopping out of her seat and onto her boyfriend's lap so that they could snuggle together. "I mean you could have at least asked her for an autograph or something."
"And risk ending up on one of the country's top hero's personal shit list?" Naruto asked back with a raised brow, getting the dividing teen to pause.
"…Okay yeah, fair enough," She muttered after a few moments before shrugging and pointing to a surprised Momo. "But at least now I know why she wouldn't stop staring at you like she'd seen a ghost when we first got here now."
As soon as she said that everyone else's attention shifted onto the rich girl with a mixture of confusion and surprise while she froze with a 'deer in the headlights' expression.
"Wait, you knew he was here this whole time and didn't tell us?" Mina demanded incredulously while jabbing Momo's chest, causing her to flinch and shrink in her seat.
"…I wasn't sure how to bring it up."
"How about 'Oh hey, you know the guy we've been watching for two days? Well turns out that he's real and here at the school right now and is dating Setsuna!'" The acidic teen exclaimed… before blinking as she thought over her own words. "Okay, now that I say it out loud that would be pretty hard to explain."
"That's a load of bull, we've been here for hours already, plenty of time to get your shit together and say something." Mirko scoffed while sipping a bottle of water, obviously less than pleased with the ravenette's excuse.
"Oh quiet you, you're just grumpy because the hot blonde you were into is already taken." Midnight stated teasingly with a Cheshire grin, causing the rabbit woman to spit up her drink all over her lap.
"Fuck off! That has nothing to do with anything!" She shouted at the adult rated heroine as her cheeks burned bright red and she slammed her foot against the ground hard enough to shake the entire room.
"Just keep telling yourself that sweetie," Midnight said in a condescending tone while ruffling Mirko's hair before quickly pulling her arm back when the whitette tried to grab it. Giggling at the glare she was getting from the infuriated heroine as she sank back into her own seat, the scantily clad teacher was about to make yet another witty crack when the Viewer hummed to life. "Ah, looks like the 'show' is ready to play again. Would you two care to join us?"
"You bet your ass we do, fire this puppy up." Setsuna said eagerly, slipping back down into her spot but staying nuzzled against Naruto's side and resting her head on his shoulder.
Rolling his eyes in amusement, the toad quirked teen nodded in agreement while wrapping an arm over her shoulders. "I guess it wouldn't hurt to see for ourselves."
"Then what are we waiting for?" Popping up beside Mirko, Mina hit the play button excitedly. "Let's get this show in the road."
'This school... is kind of boring... it's just like a normal school when you aren't taking the special classes.' Naruto walked through the halls of U.A. just like any of the other students. Naruto had to grin to himself though when once more the fact that he was a villain, walking the halls of the world's best hero academy, and nobody was chasing him in the slightest. Naruto had already went through 4 of his classes, and he would be going to the lunch room with the rest of the students at the school.
"Whoa… that is trippy." Naruto muttered to himself as he watched himself walking the halls of UA in the school's uniform like it was a normal thing.
"No kidding," His girlfriend nodded in agreement before smiling salaciously as she whispered. "And boy do you look just scrumptious in uniform. Maybe I should see about getting you one~"
His cheeks gaining a light red dusting, the whiskered boy pushed her back with a shake of his head. "How about we talk about this later?"
"Aww, since when were you so shy?" Setsuna purred out while gently blowing into Naruto's ear, causing shivers to run down the boy's spine. However this only got her pushed back once again, albeit half-heartedly and with a kiss on the forehead.
"Later you reptilian vixen."
"Fine you foxy toad~"
'Ugh, somebody gag me.' Mirko rolled her eyes in exasperation as she tried to tune out the pair's flirting to no avail. Sometimes she really hated having such sensitive hearing, and it REALLY didn't help that Midnight was constantly sending her knowing looks.
Well, that was the normal thing to do.
Naruto gained a glint in his eye though, because he had different plans for what he was going to do during lunch. Naruto took a turn and glanced around, seeing that nobody was paying attention, he slipped into the woman's bathroom (this was required for his plan to work), before he slipped into a stall.
Most of the room's occupants were caught off guard by this seemingly random action, none more so than Naruto himself as he blinked in confusion. "The hell? Why am I going into the girl's bathroom?"
"That's what we should be asking you young man." Midnight stated with her brow furrowing, rubbing her chin in thought as she tried to figure out what the blonde in the projection was planning.
"I know that look," If she hadn't been paying attention before, Setsuna definitely was now as she watched her boyfriend's counterpart sneak into the women's restroom. "You must be up to something big."
On the other side of the room, Mina was snickering into her hands for some reason as she nudged Momo's side. "Man, it's a good thing Jirou isn't here or she'd be totally pissed right now, huh?"
"Undoubtably." The ravenette nodded with a shiver just imagining their friend's fury.
He opened his backpack, and glanced at his mask inside.
"Yes! Looks like Kurama is about to make his UA debut!" Mina squealed excitedly as she danced in her seat. "I wonder if it'll show him running into any of us. Oh, or maybe Tsuyu will notice he has a toad quirk. Or maybe-"
"Just because I have a frog quirk doesn't automatically mean I can tell someone else has it or a toad one ribbit." Tsuyu cut the pinkette off with the best dry look she could manage given her rigid facial muscles.
"Uh Tsuyu, you figured it out in like five minutes when we first started." The acidic teen shot back with a smirk, getting the froggy girl's cheeks to flush as an embarrassed croak slipped from her lips.
"That was different, ribbit." She mumbled softly, which just made Mina's smirk grow even wider.
-In The Lunchroom (10 Minutes Later)-
"Oh hey, it's our whole gang, sweet," Fortunately Tsuyu was saved from further teasing as Mina's attention was drawn back to The Viewer when the scene changed to show herself eating lunch with the rest of the girls in 1-A eating lunch together. Leaning in close to get a better look, the pink pinkette rubbed her chin thoughtfully as her eyes flickered over her doppelganger. "Hey… is it just me or does my other's chest look bigger than mine?"
"Now that you mention it, it does seem to be a little bit larger," Momo said, also scootching forwards as her gaze switched from the 'real' and 'fake' Mina's chests several times. "They do say the camera adds a few pounds though."
"Nah, that isn't camera bloating otherwise she'd look chubbier all over," Midnight chipped in. "She probably uses a different kind of bra than you do, something a little more padded that makes your chest pop out more."
"So... pretty cool that we have All Might as a teacher, right? I mean, he doesn't seem like the type that would have just lost to Kurama right?" Ochako mentioned as she sat with a few of the other girls in their class. She wanted to get their opinion on the newest S-Rank Villain, the one who took down the entire Top 10 Heroes with his stealthy poison. She didn't know what to think about a villain being alive that could take out anyone, at anytime, and come from anywhere.
""He/I did what now?"" Setsuna and Naruto asked at the same time with wide eyes.
"This version of you was able to take out the entire top 10 all at once," Shoto stated casually, causing the duo's jaws to drop. "You even got All Might and stole one of his hair horns."
"…For the love of everything, never tell anyone else that." The whiskered blonde said after a moment, all the color draining from his face till he was pale as a ghost.
"Why? What's the big deal?" Mina asked with a quirked brow at the blonde's reaction.
"He's afraid that if it gets out that he could potentially take out the entire top ten single handedly that it could bring unwanted attention, which it probably would," Mei said while fiddling with her web slinger gadget, firing it a few times at a table with a frown as the synthetic silk came out in a messy glob. Using a tiny screwdriver, she adjusted one of the valves before firing it again, this time producing a perfect webbing. "I mean you saw how the heroes reacted when Kurama took down All Might, how do you think they'd react here?"
"But it's just a stupid video simulation thingy, it's not any of this is actually happening," Shaking her head with an eyeroll, the acidic heroine in training pointed to the blonde in question. "Naruto's not a super famous criminal, he hasn't actually beaten any heroes, and Midnight isn't his adoptive mother."
"Good thing too or you'd have to take down that naughty poster of her in your room." Nudging her boyfriend's side, Setsuna wiggled her eyebrows while smirking knowingly, causing him to deadpan.
"That one's yours, mine's the one of Ragdoll in a swimsuit," He said dryly. "She even signed it for me at HeroCon, remember?"
"Oh yeah…"
"It really wouldn't matter if it's real or not, all it takes is a rumor to screw somebody," Back with Mei, the inventing pinkette finished adjustments on her web slinger and set it aside before rifling around in her box of unfinished projects. Eventually she pulled out a familiar looking grenade and started taking it apart, carefully setting the various components out in a meticulous order. "Can you honestly tell me you haven't bought into an interesting rumor before? Or seen someone get screwed over by one?"
"Okay you got me there." Mina conceded with a sigh, seeing what her fellow pinkette was going on about.
There was a silence for a moment as a few of her classmates put some thought into what she was mentioning.
"I think he's-"
"I think he's really cool, other than the villain thing, he just seems like he's trying to have fun with the heroes. He did save that guy's life, and got hit by a truck and a car doing it right?" Mina mentioned with a giant grin. She thought that guy was really cool, other than the villain fact, she was pretty sure he was a good guy underneath all of that poison.
Momo just went silent and nodded her head, since she had been interrupted, and she looked at Tsuyu, Jirou, and the the invisible Toru. There wasn't much to look at in the case of the last girl, but it was just the girls eating together.
"Oopsie, sorry Yaomomo." Mina mumbled sheepishly, which the ravenette waved off with a smile.
Meanwhile, Naruto winced as a replay of Kurama getting bashed around by a car and truck played out. "That looked really painful."
Nobody seemed like they were going to interrupt her again.
"Right?" Ochako pointed to Mina with a grin, since she agreed with that thought, though Kurama was still a scary villain.
The entire lunchroom went silent actually.
Tsuyu froze and looked next to her, her eyes widening in shock, but the rest of the people sitting at the table didn't notice what she had noticed.
"Five bucks says she just spotted Kurama waltzing in like he owns the place," Midnight offered jokingly, getting a few giggles and chuckles around the room. "He's gonna pull the casual join in the conversation until they finally notice gag, isn't he?"
"Knowing that cheeky bastard I wouldn't doubt it." Mirko muttered with a snicker as she could already picture everyone's reactions.
"He seems a little pervy though, the way he always teases the heroines and takes clothes." Toru mentioned with a shiver, the thought of being stripped naked and left to dry was a humiliating thought. The fact that she was invisible completely slipped her mind though, and her words seemed to echo even more considering how strangely silent the entire lunchroom was being.
"I still don't understand how she always seems to forget she's invisible." Shoto muttered with a shake of his head, remembering all the times Toru would get super flustered about being 'watched' or trying to pose for a camera.
"Yeah, he's a little pervy... but have you seen how those ladies dress... pretty sure a lot of heroines are secretly exhibitionists ya know?"
"I can agree with that a lit-" Jirou looked next to her at the person who said that, and she froze like everyone else when she saw Kurama sitting down between her and Tsuyu. When she froze, that alerted the rest of the table to the fact that something was wrong. "Ku-ku-ku-ku-"
Unable to help herself, Midnight burst into giggles at all of the girls stunned looks as they all stared in shock at the villain that was sitting with them. "Oh that is just a classic troll, annoying as hell to pull off just right but so worth it in the end."
"It's an oldie but a goodie for sure," Setsuna agreed with a chuckle of her own before smirking. "And you have to admit my foxy does have a point, pro heroines really love showing what they got, huh Momo?"
"My outfit is only that way out of necessity, my quirk needs exposed skin to function well." Blushing at getting called out like that, Momo was quick to defend her hero outfit which admittedly left very VERY little to the imagination.
"Sure, sure, whatever you have to tell yourself."
"It's the truth!"
Naruto waved a hand.
"With a tight sexy body like yours, I can't wait to see what hero uniform I can take from you sweet-heart." Naruto openly flirted with the girl, making finger guns and everything. All of the girls at the table jumped up in unison.
Covering her mouth with a hand, Mina's shoulders shook wildly as she giggled madly. "Oh man, now I really wish Jiro was here. She would have flipped out hearing that."
"KURAMA!"
"The world's hardest to catch villain has arrived, any of you guys want to take a shot at me?" Naruto asked them all as he bowed deeply, jumping to stand on the table. Naruto had a grin on under his mask, he would be showing off all of his teeth were it not for the mask.
"Somebody call All Might-"
-In the Teacher's Lounge-
...
"He got all of us... again... how the hell did Kurama even break into the school?" All Might said as he laid face down on the ground, having collapsed next to his poisoned lunch.
""HOLY SHIT!?""
Everyone jumped in surprise when Naruto and Setsuna suddenly shouted at the top of their lungs.
"What the hell happened to All might?!" The dividing girl demanded while jabbing a finger at the shriveled-up man that was the number one hero of Japan.
"Oh yeah, for some reason Naruto's poison makes All Might shrivel like a raisin. We think it's because it somehow causes his quirk to invert on itself and turn him super weak rather than super strong." Mei explained with a shrug, getting the pair to look at her and then each-other.
"I guess you learn something new every day."
"Yeah..."
"Speaking of which," Pulling a vial out from her box, Mei held it out towards Naruto with an eager look. "Could I get a sample of your poison please? I'm really curious if yours could have a similar effect."
"Sorry but I can't, it's against the law unless you have a license for handling biohazardous mat-" The whiskered blonde started to explain with a shake of his head, only to be abruptly cut off when the pinkette immediately held up a permit card. "Oh… you do."
"Of course I do, it's mandatory for all Support Class students to get certified so we can be allowed to use the more volatile chemicals and stuff to make our babies."
"Considering how often she blows herself up I'm surprised that hasn't been revoked yet." Mina whispered to Midnight, causing both of them to burst into fits of giggles.
"Makes sense," Naruto nodded in understanding before gently pushing the vial away. "But I'll still have to say no, I'd much rather leave that mystery unsolved."
"Aww but I could make such a cool baby!" The inventive pinkette whined while giving the blonde her best puppy dog eyes complete with quivering lip and watery eyes. Sadly for her though, Naruto was unmoving on the subject and simply went back to watching the Viewer.
All of the other teachers had collapsed as well around him. None of them had heard any of the school's alarms going off that would have alerted them to the fact the school had been broken into, which was freaky considering the fact that they had all been poisoned by the infamous Kurama. "Can any of you move yet?"
"Nope."
"Can't."
"Grrrraaaarf grrrrowl."
The rest of the teachers that had collapsed in the room were giving likewise statements of their inability to so much as move. More humiliating, was the fact that Kurama had already stolen part of their uniforms... and had stolen All Might's other hair horn, now owning a matching pair of them.
"Is anyone else picturing him hanging those up on a plaque like deer antlers?" Midnight asked curiously, getting a few muttered agreements from the rest of the room's occupants. Meanwhile Mina subconsciously reached up to rub her horns with a mixture of curiosity and discomfort on her face.
-In the Lunchroom-
"Any challengers... come on now... I know some of you want a chance at fame." Naruto called out as student after student started to pass out from his poison. Every student that had taken even a single bite of their lunch (school provided) had taken his poison to the tongue, and every student that hadn't, had been secretly touched by him as he made his way to the last table to sit down.
In moments, all but 1 student had passed out cold from what he had done, and Naruto was surrounded by a lunchroom filled with knocked out students.
Naruto glanced down at Tsuyu with a raised eyebrow.
She looked like Samidare... so she had a Frog Quirk too... which meant she had a powerful ability to resist his poison.
"Lucky…" Mirko grumbled under her breath as she crossed her arms with a huff, glaring at the frog girl jealously.
However her ire was swiftly turned onto Midnight when the adult rated heroine playfully bopped her across the head. "Don't be so pouty, with how often your other self gets poisoned she's probably built up a pretty strong resistance herself."
All of her friends had passed out, but instead of attacking him, she was crouched on the ground and ready to just defend herself and those that might be attacked. She was starting to sweat nervously though. Naruto just put his hands in his pockets and jumped off the table.
Tsuyu flinched.
'He really is Kurama... these underhanded tactics... poisoning the school's lunch supply, and taking out the teachers before they could fight back...' Tsuyu thought as her mind raced, unable to think of anything that could protect all of the students.
"She needs to relax, my foxy toad is a total softy when it comes to fighting," A giggle escaped Setsuna's lips while nuzzling against her boyfriend's side. "He can't even hit a girl."
"Can't and won't are two totally different things Setsuna." Said blonde stated while softly flicking the greenette on the nose, which just made her laugh and swat his shoulder.
"My point remains."
Naruto sighed.
"I don't hit girls, and I've never really been in a real fight... so could you just... leave? I'm not going to actually hurt anyone, just play a small prank while everyone is knocked out." Naruto requested as he looked down at her. He had no plans on actually doing anything evil, other than the poison thing.
"See?"
Tsuyu didn't budge, his statement actually filled her with confidence in her chances to win, since his poison didn't seem to have much of an effect on her. She tightened up her tongue in her mouth, and with a quick strike, faster than a normal person could react, she shot her tongue at him.
'That's not gonna work.' Tsuyu thought with a sigh, already having an idea what was about to happen.
He caught it.
'Good thing I can use my tongue like this too, or I wouldn't have known she was going to do it... lethal dose it is then.' Naruto thought as a small amount of white liquid dripped out of his sweat glands on his hand, and touched her tongue. Naruto waited until a lethal dose was on her tongue, before he let go of it and it shot back into her mouth. With how resistant she was to his poison, going fully lethal was what was required to knock her out.
Tsuyu had seen what had come out of his hand, but by the time she had registered what she had seen, she had already passed out as well.
"I knew it, ribbit." The frog girl grimaced as she watched her other self falling to the ground like a limp ragdoll, with Momo patting her on the back for comfort.
"Hmmm, I was so sure you would have faired better against him since you guys have similar quirks." Shoto said with a raised brow while an equally surprised Mirko and Mina nodded in agreement.
"The problem is I didn't know that while he did," Tsuyu retorted. "Like I was trying to say earlier ribbit, my other has probably bought into Kurama having a poison quirk so she probably wouldn't figure out he has a toad one like I did ribbit."
"Or in other words, he knew all he needed to beat you while you had nothing but the misinformation he wanted you to believe about him," Midnight summarized with an approving nod. "It just goes to show how knowledge can change everything, whether it's-"
"I wonder what his poison tastes like."
"Good or…I'm sorry what?" The adult rated heroine's head, along with everyone else in the room, snapped towards Mina when the acidic pinkette's question reached their ears.
"Oh come on, you can't tell me that you're not a little curious as well," She said when she saw everyone looking at her oddly. "At least you are, right Mirko?"
"Eh, I couldn't care less bout the taste," The rabbit heroine said while slowly turning her gaze to Naruto. "But I am wondering if it'd really work on me."
"Don't even ask, I am not poisoning you just to sate your curiosity." The toad quirked teen shot down her line of thought immediately, making her frown.
"Why not?"
"Two words, Potential Lawsuit."
-2 Hours Later-
"Well... this is... he didn't steal any of their clothes at least." Midnight used All Might as a crutch, barely able to move her legs as she walked into the lunchroom with all of the other teachers who were able to move. She was greeted with the weird scene of all of the students in the lunchroom on the ground, unable to move.
The other teachers quickly went to search the rest of the school.
All of the students were... crossdressing.
Kurama, the odd villain, had stripped all of the boys and girls naked, and switched their clothes with a different student. All of the boys were wearing the girl's uniforms, and all of the girls were wearing the boy's uniforms.
"…Hehe…"
Snort*
"Hehe… Bwahaahaha!" Mirko slammed her fist down on the armrest and clutched her gut as she doubled over from laughing so hard. She wasn't alone either as both Naruto and Setsuna laughed madly while leaning onto each-other for support.
Midnight and Mina weren't much better, their entire bodies shaking from the fits of giggles racking through them at the sight of all the students in drag, the latter especially so after upon seeing herself. Meanwhile Momo covered her face with an "Eep!", Shoto coughed awkwardly and averted his gaze, Mei didn't care, Tsuyu shrank into her seat with an embarrassed croak, and Iida started ranting about something that nobody could make out still.
"Well, at least I'm not the only one."
"Naruto, you're okay!" Midnight rushed out of All Might's grasp and hugged onto Naruto when she saw he was up and walking on his own. "I was worried, with you just getting out of the hospital, I thought you would... he got you too?" Midnight looked at Naruto, and she saw that he was wearing a girl's uniform that was a little too big for him.
"Hahaha! Oh god he actually fills it out almost-hahaha- as good as you do Yaomomo!" Mina barely managed to get out between fits of laughter, causing the blush on Momo's face to deepen threefold.
Naruto didn't fight the hug, he just acted like he was having trouble standing up, and didn't have the energy to resist her.
"I've got a high resistance to poison because of my Quirk, so I woke up quickly... he got me in the boy's bathroom, and when I woke up I was in the girl's bathroom wearing this." Naruto mentioned as he looked down at the uniform he was wearing. Naruto had taken the uniform from the black haired girl who had been sitting at the same table as Tsuyu, the one with the larger figure. "... Took a bit of effort to work up the courage to leave the bathroom... glad to see that I'm not alone though. Makes it a bit easier to laugh this off." Naruto gave a small chuckle of awkwardness that actually convinced both of the heroes in front of him.
"Did he hurt-"
When Midnight and All Might went to check on the rest of the students, Naruto grinned to himself and leaned forward.
His prank had gone off perfectly.
"Ha… oh man… that was a good one," Gradually calming down once the projector stopped playing, Naruto wiped a tear from his eye with one last chuckle before giving Setsuna a kiss on the cheek. "Reminds me of last month when you stole all my pants and switched my boxers for panties."
"Hehehe, yeah, you were so embarrassed when you had to run around in lacey hipsters to try to catch me. Totally worth the atomic wedgie you gave me afterwards," The dividing girl giggled out with a nostalgic smile. "I wasn't sure if your mom was ever gonna stop laughing."
"Me either, especially after she had to help you get your underwear off."
"Still worth it."
"You two are so precious, definitely the cutest couple I've ever seen." Mina gushed while listening to the couple's back and forth.
"Aww stop it Mina, you're making me blush," Setsuna mumbled as her cheeks gained a light pink hue. Just as quick as it came though it was gone, replaced by a mischievous yet sultry smile. "If you keep talking like that then I just might invite you in for a threeway sometime."
"Sure, sounds like a fun… time…" The pink pinkette started to say, only to end up trailing off with a confused look when her brain caught up to what her fellow student said. A blush erupted across her entire face once she finally realized what she was agreeing too.
"You are such a tease," Naruto said with a snort while Setsuna burst into giggles once more, rubbing her head as she doubled over against his side. "So when can we see the next one?"
"When my baby's done buffering, so about five to ten minutes give or take." Mei said, making a 'so-so' motion with one hand.
"Ah… well then does anyone got any ideas to kill a few minutes?" As soon as this question left his lips, the whiskered blonde's hand shot up to catch the herotendo that was thrown his way courtesy of Mirko.
"Better bring your A-game whiskers because I'm gonna kick your virtual ass."
-End Chapter