Chapter 1388 Dead Joke
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Alex was walking down the road as he goes to the gym.
He stops to see Jackal looking at him on the other side.
"Jackal?" He said.
She smiles and goes up to him. "Hello Alex."
"What are you doing here?" He asked her.
"I came to see you actually." She said.
"Me?" He raises an eyebrow.
She touches his chest. "You know, I think your just right. You see i've been always looking for a man. But one that could fight and beat me."
"Oh, so you want me?" He said.
"Yes, your just the perfect man." She grabs his arm and rubs it.
"So let's go before the reporters start to ask questions."
He shrugs and goes with her with Jackal smiling.
"What a man you are." She said.
He chuckles. "Well I can show you."
"And please do." She said.
Draco watches them from a distance. "Well now we know what her type is."
He goes off and he checks on Dynamic Saviors to see they're status.
With Peppino
He was walking down the streets as he goes back to the mansion.
"Might as well go back to work here." He said.
He then saw someone crashing down and it was a Viltrumite, being Lucan.
"Well let's check these other Heroes, they might not be much." He smirks.
Peppino got shocked and let's out a loud scream.
Lucan looks at him and saw the guy. "What?"
Peppino then punches him as he shoulder tackles Lucan back.
"Okay, let's go fatso." Lucan said.
He punches at Peppino who parries and hits him back.
Lucan got mad and punches at the chef many times as Peppino runs around fast surprising him.
How can a human move this fast? He wonders.
Peppino punches him many times and Lucan hits him back too.
"We Viltrumites get stronger through fights as we adapt, so this will be nothing!" Lucan punches Peppino many times.
Then he slams him down and punches him down many times.
"We'll conquer this planet and destroy those humans that dare to stop us. And you'll be another body among the pile of ones we will make!"
But then Peppino got six arms surprising Lucan as he was punched many times with his strenght increasing through anger.
"What's going on?!" Lucan said.
Peppino is going beyond his strenght that he can adapt fast enough.
Peppino shoots at him many times before he raises a fist up as it was big, then he punches Lucan far away into space.
Peppino sees that he won and celebrates his victory.
"Yeah." He runs off back to the mansion.
Lucan was sent back to his planet to report and he still couldn't believe that a human could beat him.
In another world
Guildenstern was at a graveyard staring at a certain grave stone.
"This one will do for the new members. As his mind is something we can use."
He raises his staff as dark energy comes out of it hitting the grave, then it glows with a arm coming out of it.
Guildenstern laughs since it worked. "Yes, the villain has come back from the dead!"
The arm has a purple sleeve and a glove, then it waves it's hands making dead flowers come out of it.
Later
Batman was at the Bat cave as he types on a computer.
He then feels a chill around his neck like a ghost of the past.
He turns around and sees the Joker who's zombiefied pointing a gun at him.
"Miss me?" He shoots him down making Batman grunt.
The bullet was stopped but he looks at the Joker.
"Joker!" said Batman in shocked.
"Hey batsy." He laughs. "I'm back."
"How?!"
"Hmmm, let's say I made a few friends that wanted me to star again in chaos." He said.
"So let's have some fun." He said.
"Dad." Huntress and Red Hood came but they saw the Joker.
"Hello Bat Family, miss Uncle Joker?" grinned Joker.
"Joker!" Red Hood got mad and charges at him.
Joker jumps back and throws a smoke bomb blinding them.
"I'll stay in touch!"
They saw he was gone.
"Damn him!" growled Red Hood.
Batman knows this is not good. "We must be ready."
"Yeah, with the Joker back means even more trouble for all of us." Huntress said.
That's the one guy she wanted to die, but now he's back as a zombie meaning he's harder to kill than before.
At Superman's prison
He was still inside since his powers couldn't break him out of it.
He heard a knock and looks at the window.
Joker was there smiling. "Hey Clark."
"Joker!" He slams his hands against the window in anger.
"Oh please, take a chill pill. You might burn out without the sun here." Joker laughs.
"How is this possible?!" Superman said. "I killed you."
"I know, I still have the hole, it's not easy being a zombie." Joker said.
"Zombie? So that's how, if I wasn't here I would have crushed you." Superman said.
"Now now, it seems your the crazy one now. But I have plenty of friends to meet, so i'll see you in my next visit." Joker sprays the window with his trademark laugh before running off.
Superman glares at it since now the person that took everything from him came back to life.
Note: Jackal is in love with Alex, Peppino tested his skills against a Viltrumite and he can grow arms a image from the creator shows it and Joker is back from the dead as a zombie, since there is a Zombie Joker.