'What's wrong with your Guard Duck? He looks pretty peeved out there.' Rat asked.
'He's just mad at me for telling him to end his battle with neighbor Bob. He put up some lawn ornaments that Guard Duck didn't like, and he was trying to get him to take them down. It was about to end badly again from what I was hearing, so I told him to end it.' Pig replied.
'You sure he'll listen? He's the type who doesn't like to take no for an answer.'
'I told him I'd lock him away for a whole afternoon if he didn't back down.'
'Well, I hope you did the right thing.' Rat finished.
The next day, news broke out that not only had neighbor Bob's lawn ornaments had been stolen, but Bob himself had been shot in the leg for trying to stop the thief, and Guard Duck was nowhere to be found…
'GUARD DUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK!'