Chaotic Hangouts
Chapter 27: Lunch with Terrible Heroes
Date: April 15th, 2024
(This takes place after the fictional portions of a 220,000 word long writing I made about Covid.) So after just hanging out for a couple of hours, it was time to take care of something. Let me skip right to it. I go with Benkei from Beyblade along with Pegasus J Crawford, Raven from Teen Titans, Sailor Moon, my fursona BlazeWarriorWolf, Argo, and Mokuba to a certain location to meet with a team of heroes for lunch in a timeline pretty similar to my own. Argo speaks once we get there: "Nyehahaha! What an unusual place to be meeting up with some people!" Mokuba looks around: "This is no KaibaLand but it sure is impressive!" Raven sighs: "What is this place exactly again?" I cackle: "I find it so amusing that in order to get this team of heroes to speak with us, we had to let them pick where to meet up after we insisted we talk over some lunch. I don't even care that the time of day is completely different back in Miitopia or whatever. We are in Disney World. And we are standing in front of the Be Our Guest restaurant themed to Beast's castle in the Fantasyland area of the Magic Kingdom. I haven't been here in years unless we're counting near here in the Kingdom Keepers universe when we had to battle Don Thousand's forces as well as the Overtakers. Isn't it funny though? I've been reconnecting with the Disney loving portion of myself I largely severed around 9 years ago. That whole thing was a mess for several years. I'm not getting into the nitty or gritty of all of that junk though. My love of Disney may be coming back but I don't love the company. I love the actual stuff they've created for the most part especially Disney World and such. Here we are. Let's go in."
Time-skip. In this timeline, the Be Our Guest restaurant actually has more than a few tables big enough to fit all of us including the 5 heroes who we never even knew about until recently. The restaurant is really nice, looks like the inside of Beast's castle, and I get this sense of nostalgia while being in here. We already ordered as there's an ordering process before you actually sit down. There's also the whole reservation thing but no matter. We sit down and blah blah blah. Honestly, we don't even know any of the names of the 5 heroes but they distinguish themselves through the colors they wear to the point their hero names are Red, Yellow, Blue, Purple, and Orange which is very original. Will I ever write about them again after all of this? The answer is most likely no. Their leader, Orange speaks: "We meet at last, representatives of Infinity. I do not know how you found out about us but I still remember very well your communication from a couple of weeks ago because I have true photographic memory. You said you wanted to talk to us for some reason. We don't trust you. Let me make that clear." Argo replies: "Ya know, we didn't have the time to even send a more detailed message to your hideout's supercomputer." I add: "You don't even know who we are or what Infinity really is. *introductions* With that out of the way, let's not waste any time. No sugar coating. Here's why we contacted you. We have our ways of monitoring other universes, realities, timelines, you name it. You 5 are the only individuals with the power in the universe to save it from future catastrophes. While that is all well and good, we know everything about you. Including your.. refusal to help those in need. Yellow, your youngest member is the only one with some decency, the only one willing to help those in need or try to stop actual supervillains for the matter apparently."
Blue snaps: "How dare you call us out! You're cancelling us! So what if innocent people are in need?! We only fight crime, we don't care about those in need. We don't get paid for helping them and even if we did, our sponsors would drop us and we would lose almost all of our money!" Sailor Moon speaks up: "Wait! Don't get angry. We want to try to show you our viewpoints and what we have seen as rash and careless as you are acting so far." I nod: "Sorry for being blunt. Talking directly is the most efficient way of starting things off. That and we are at war so we don't exactly have much time to spare for other things. That being said, we need to have a civil conversation about this. I'm sick of having to fight practically 95% of those who disagree with anything my comrades and I say. So then. You heroes are the only ones who can save this universe of yours. That means all of the responsibility unfortunately is on you and I hate that it is. You shouldn't have to be burdened with all of this. And yet, that's what's going on. We read up on your early days. You have handled a huge variety of incidents and problems across this world but in the past few years, you went mainstream so to speak and got those sponsors of yours after building up your fame over a long period of time. That caused you to reduce the number and variety of problems you deal with. So we ask this: why aren't you taking helping those in need out in stride or for that matter, why aren't you doing much in the face of what's happening to your universe? It is slowly being torn apart by mysterious and dangerous forces." Orange: "Money is everything! We can't be heroes without it and our popularity is everything! In fact, why don't you just go away now! We don't need your lecture! This is our universe, not yours!"
Yellow interjects: "Leader, this isn't wise or rational! Have you not seen the wastewater data for various diseases?! We are the most popular people on the planet, period. And yet, you keep forbidding me from trying to raise awareness of many problems such as the fact that Covid isn't over!" "Yellow, you're fired! In fact, my patience is already gone!" Orange forms an energy beam and points it at me. "You can die first! You haven't gone away yet so I will make you by killing you!" They fire the beam at my chest, hoping to blast through my heart but that's not what happened. Someone must be using BS anime powers because the other guests in the restaurant as well as the cast members are not paying any attention to what's going on. Even when the blast didn't even cause anything besides a loud clank like noise before reflecting back to Orange. Orange absorbs their own reflected attack just in time. They exclaim: "What in Disney World is going on?!" I neglected to mention. All of us are wearing illusionary fake clothing that only exists as illusions of course to hide our true outfits amongst other functions. Benkei laughs: "Bull bull bull! That's what you get!" I smirk: "I'm feeling a little chaotic today, thus breaking through my tsundere shell. My clothing appears as nothing more than Disney inspired medieval knight robes. However.. I cast Illusion Dispel and now you shall see that not only is all of this canon and providing most of us with a rare commodity we don't usually get called screen time but also that which we are actually wearing! Behold!" Orange and the others are shocked at what they see next. Red yells: "It can't be! No wonder some of your names are so familiar!" Pegasus laughs: "Well well, we couldn't just give away everything about who we are. Otherwise, you might not have been so keen to show your true selves!"
Sailor Moon adds: "That's right! You guys are like a bunch of clowns disguised as heroes!" Orange hisses: "How dare you! And you! Swiftdrawer! You.. you wear armor.. that easily repels my energy blasts?! That's why my attack bounced off of you and there was that sound?! Forget this! If you won't die, I'll just kill someone else!" They try to kill Pegasus to no avail as Pegasus has picked up the ability to cartoonishly evade attacks just like his Toon monsters. The creator of Duel Monsters chuckles: "Don't you just love the power of cartoons?! I was hoping we could have a serious discussion after we mellowed things out a bit. Looks like I was wrong! Oh well! Guess it's time to teach you a lesson you'll never forget!" Argo snickers: "Ya know, Infinity is actually a shell organization for what we're really a part of. The leaderless BRAINS Collective! Nyehahahaha!" I laugh: "What do you know?! Guess we're a bunch of chaos goblins now! That being said, I can still easily get serious again like I'm turning on a light switch or something! We can get back to trying to peacefully resolving our differences at any time but it's going to depend on y'all!" Orange refuses. Yellow says: "That's it! I refuse to ever try to rejoin the Color Guard!" Sailor Moon laughs: "That's your team name?! It's so silly!" Mokuba nods: "That's right! What kind of name is that?! It reminds me of that color guard thing in American high schools, whatever it is! Oh and fun fact. I'm not Mokuba. I'm Yugioh Abridged Mokuba! Do you want to play card games?! And where's Seto? Oh right, I think we forgot to bring him! Actually, did we even plan to bring him at all?!"
Orange screams: "Shut up! Shut up! Red, Purple, Blue! Let's turn these fools into kids! Get out the Kid-O-Matics we borrowed from whatever that Japanese Nintendo 3Ds game is called!" They all pull out Kid-O-Matics and use them on us before we could even react in time because they can apparently pull out items really really fast. I feel myself along with everything I'm wearing become kid sized. Blue exclaims: "Why hasnt Mokuba gotten shorter?!" Abridged Mokuba replies: "You dumbie! I'm already a kid! You can't turn a kid back into a kid! Even card games know that much unlike you apparently!" Orange laughs: "It doesn't matter! Now that you're all kids, you're all much weaker than you were before! Ha! Swiftdrawer the knight! Now you only have the strength of a squire! And you! Furry wolf creature whose name I already forgot! You must be so very weak as well now too!" Blaze laughs and starts running around: "Doesn't matter because I'm faster than ever!" "What?!" I smirk: "You know, as a kid, I was really shy, without much control of my own emotions, and more. You may have weakened me but you do realize that I'm a zombie, right? What happens when a zombie gets age regressed? Are there any side effects that wouldn't happen otherwise or am I just a kid again but as a zombie dark knight with my memories and intellect intact?! Oh by the way, I have another surprise for you lazybone heroes. *uses Artist's Eye to create a Age-O-Matic* I have created a copy of the opposite to your Kid-O-Matics! How does that make you feel?!"
Blaze laughs: "Awoo! Looks like Swiftdrawer got you good!" Orange screams again: "What the hell?! My plan was perfect and now it's-" Red interrupts: "Orange. You're acting like a villain again." "..Oh. You're right. This is not a true hero's way of dealing with all of this. Instead.. You representatives of the apparently fake organization Infinity! Why must you insist on telling us how we should do hero work? You have your own way and we have our own way! You all must be secretly evil! Therefore, I will continue with my plan to.. to.. slay you evil beings from parts unknown and smite you with my lasers with the rest of the Color Guard! We are the guardians of this planet and will now see to it that you perish and thus stop being evil!" I face palm: "Hello? You fired your own teammate, I have an Age-O-Matic, I'm a zombie. Look. I'm using the thing on myself to return me to my previous age. Look at me. Yay. It's done. So ha! You can use all the Kid-O-Matics you want but they won't be enough. *uses the Age-O-Matic on the others* See? Your plan is pointless now! Sorry! Not sorry!" "That matters not for now we shall use more Kid-O-Matics!" Mokuba replies: "Before you can do that, I'm going to kick your *redacted*!" "Vile fool! How dare you speak such explicit words!" As the 4 start holding several Age-O-Matics each, I reply: "Am I a joke to you? If anyone is a parody of themselves right now, it's me! And I'm the knight here, not you! *gets turned back into a kid* *turns back into a adult* I'm going to laugh at this all day if that's what it takes for whatever this is now to end!" But then, a cast member comes over to wheel the food and stuff we ordered to our table. We already filled up disposable Disney themed cups with our beverages of choice before sitting down earlier.
They speak as if things are perfectly normal: "Here is your food. Thank you for waiting. Enjoy! I'll be back to check on you to see how you're doing in a little bit. I'll leave you to your food for now!" And they walk off. Mokuba exclaims: "Food! Let's eat! Time to see if their food is anywhere near KaibaLand's!" Benkei: "Bull! Bull! Bull! My burgers! They're all here!" Orange speaks calmly now: "We shall resume our epic battle after a momentary lunch break. But don't you dare think of going anywhere for if you do, off with your heads!" Purple adds: "Take our leader seriously!" I laugh: "This is a true chaotic hangout! News flash.. *turns back into an adult* *gets turned back again instantly* Even if you keep us as kids, you still can't win against us! Not even in causing beautiful chaos or gushing over how delicious information can really be! Far more delicious than such things as chocolate, that's for sure! And I love chocolate! It's like a weakness but good luck exploiting it in a serious battle! I'm trying to quit sweets so I don't eat any in this body. One more thing, most of us can eat faster than all of you so take that!" Orange growls: "Silence, thow foe!" Raven speaks: "I don't want anything to do with this anymore. *instantly eats her food and pulls out a book to read* Be quiet. I'm trying to start reading." "You musnt ignore the group who shall slay you all if you want to keep living a little bit longer!" Argo chuckles: "Kii-boy is going to love hearing or reading about all of this. I wonder how much col I could earn with the information I'm getting." Pegasus also chuckles: "This is quite the entertaining situation! I can't wait to experience what's to come!"
I basically demolish my food in seconds: "As far as I'm concerned, lunch is now over for me personally! You're pissing me off with the whole keeping us as kids thing but.. The chaos is just far too beautiful for me to be as serious and/or calm as I usually am! Oh and I think a side effect of being regressed as a zombie is beginning to activate and it's so annoying! Why does this have to happen to me?! I keep changing back and forth in age/stature! Now this is chaos I can't enjoy! Stop messing with my body!" Orange replies: "Ha! Even as we enjoy lunch, we shall continue punishing and weakening you until it is time for all of you to be slain! *bites into chicken tenders* Our truimph over you shall be far more delicious than even this fine lunch inside of the Magic Kingdom at Disney World!" Pegasus chuckles: "Say what you wish but it will be you who is defeated in the end! After all, we have been expecting things to play this way this whole time!" "Impossible! *finishes a pieces of chicken* How do thy enemy foresee such things?!" I smirk: "Screw the laws of physics, I'm a writer." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Blue adds: "Then we must finish lunch as soon as possible for we only defeat our foes once lunch is finished!" Blaze sweatdrops: "Who are we even dealing with? Nevermind! This is pure chaos! I'm going to have so much fun! I have so much energy! Big mistake turning me into a kid! I'm faster than ever and I'm going to pester you or whatever it takes to stop your nonsense!" I add while laughing at Orange and the others: "You do realize that just one of us alone is enough to defeat the 4 of you, right? Yellow isn't counted for obvious reasons. How can you be so blind as to not even summarize that fact from our lack of concern?!"
"You must be demons! NOOOOOO! Demons! You must be demons! I am Orange and I will orangeirate you!" "Where did that terrible catchphrase come up? You're so amusing I just can't take anything seriously! This is the ultimate chaos! Well, almost! But close enough! Oh.. crap. I gotta go to the bathroom. Be back in who knows who long. Using the bathroom while armored is a pain even with spells and tech to make taking it on and off easier: neither of which has been perfected yet!" Purple coldly speaks: "You aren't going anywhere. We will stop our lunch momentarily to-" I turn myself back into an adult: "Okay, my flow with the chaos has been disrupted by your tone of voice. Forget the lunch. If you won't be nice and allow us to resolve things peacefully.. It seems there's almost no other choice. I could crush all of- *gets turned back again* You know, doing this may make me weaker and cuter but it won't help you win in the end. I could crush all of you in one single attack. Or because I'm tired of having to crush or kill enemy after enemy and really would like to revel in the chaos.. Just let you hit me and fail repeatedly and endlessly while laughing at you until I'm laughed out. Yeah. I'm going to do that! Yeah, come hit me, *redacted*! If you're such an elite team of heroes, then it stands to reason that you actually stand a chance against me and I'm just trying to piss you off! I abandoned pacifism sometime ago but I'd rather not have to commit violence when it isn't necessary! I just want to see all of you fail until you get what the crap is wrong with y'all or until you don't and just who knows what?!" "You dare make a mockery of us? *gets back up and pushes in chair* We'll just see how you fare now!"
Argo yells: "Bets are on for this confrontation! We'll be using col! Place your bets and make sure to pay the betting fee once this is over! Just kidding! Nyehahahaha!" I start making sure I just keep laughing at our foes but it's not hard since they're so comedically ridiculous. Orange raises some kind of lance like weapon in one hand and laser beam energy in the other and starts attacking me relentlessly with the others. My armor easily withstands all of the attacks. Mokuba yawns: "This is turning from hilarious to boring! You guys don't stand a chance!" I start feeling really uncomfortable: "Crap! Now I really have to go! And when I have to really go, my patience just drops! Screw you, Color Guard! I'm going to the bathroom and if I have to protect the toilet I sit on as you keep trying to destroy me, so be it! It's not like I haven't ever fought someone while sitting on a toilet before!" A vein bulges on Orange's forehead: "Thow foe! Don't you dare leave this site of battle!" I start walking away: "Lalalalalalala I'm not listening. Also, stop trying to make me the main character intentionally or not. Lalalalalala." I go to the bathroom inside the restaurant and fumble with the straps for my tassets in order to allow me to do my business. I also move my belt up by first loosening it up and going from there. I don't need to get further in the detail. After a couple minutes, I finally sit on the toilet only for Orange to quote Wreck It Ralph while literally blasting into the bathroom: "I'm gonna wreck it!" I yell back: "Go away! I'm doing a number 3! Also do you mean that in a SFW or a not so PG way?! If the latter, do not pass go. Go straight to you know where." "I'm gonna wreck you!" "My armor can withstand much than just a planet's destruction now. Go away. It's pointless."
"You lie! I shall cut your tongue for speaking such misinformation!" I start screaming Death Metal style to drown out Orange: "BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN. CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME. I PLAY POKÉMON GO EVERYDAY. I PLAY POKÉMON GO. I HAVE A PEN. I HAVE A APPLE. UH. APPLE PEN. DONT SAY IF I WERE YOU AND WHAT YOUD DO IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES. CUZ YOURE NOT ME. INTO HYPERDRIVE. TO WIN OR LOSE, JUST LET DESTINY CHOOSE. TAKE A CHANCE TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY. HALFWAY TO FOREVER, OUR LIGHT KEEPS SHINING THROUGH." And then, everything around me in the bathroom gets blasted. I stop screaming and just stare at Orange while pulling out oyster crackers and throwing them at them: "Do you mind? I'm trying to take care of my business." "I care not of your privacy for you must be slain immediately!" "You were less annoying when talking like a villain!" "Silence!" "You can have your knightly language and shove it!" "You leave me no other choice! Feel my fury! Begone! Farewell, knight of darkness!" I pull out my sword in an awkward way for obvious reasons and easily block the oncoming assault with it. And with one single counterattack, I defeat Orange completely only for Orange to basically respawn. "Fool! I am like the cat for I have 9 lives!" "What era are you even from? Oh. Lucky you. I'm almost done in-" "Perish!" "Give me some privacy, damn it! I'm trying to finish up in here and you're in my way! ..Screw this. If you won't leave me to crap in peace.. Then, I will blow you away! I don't care about the damage done to this place! Some comrades will fix it! Great Infernal Tornado Slash!" And so, I finished my business in peace and all of that. I soon walk out of the bathroom a few minutes later.
"Well, that was crappy. At least the going was pretty fast this time." I walk back to see a bizarre sight. My comrades as well as Yellow eyeing the 3 other Color Guard members as they finish their lunches, including drinks and desserts. All of it in the midst of a ruined room destroyed by my Great Infernal Tornado Slash. Red speaks: "This triple chocolate cupcake is quite divine, isn't it?" Blue nods: "I ordered the same. Let's keep eating. We'll worry about you know what later." Purple nods: "All's well when we eat lunch no matter when, where, or how. The peasants will never understand us and that's a good thing for they are below us even those who are seen as heroes just like us in the eyes of the public!" I spot Orange somehow stuck on what's left of the ceiling. I blink several times forcibly: "Okay, I'm not seeing things. My chaotic energy is once again gone for now. Not a surprise but disappointing nonetheless. Moving on, I suppose it's almost time to just end all of this-" Orange suddenly turns me back into a kid after getting back up in an instant. I use Artist's Eye to create a Kid-O-Matic: "We can also play that game!" "Curse you, vile demons! You once again persist despite our best efforts to exterminate you all at long last!" We start firing our things at each other and it becomes an absurd cycle of that. "Since you cannot be defeated by weapons or attacks, I have been left with one option and I shall continue following it! These O-Matics will be your undoing even as you yourself continue to use some of your own!" "Get a damn life! I can keep this up all day but since you seem to be part of a dying age, I know you can't do so yourself!" Some time later, the Color Guard members are being pushed back towards the Seven Dwarves Mine Train roller coaster with guests and cast members not even batting an eye.
Orange shouts: "We get it! We cannot slay you with such methods as the ones we have been using! Instead, I challenge you all to continue riding the roller coaster behind us over and over again." Sailor Moon laughs: "We could all do that days on end! You're so silly! Just give up! You won't be able to beat us!" Raven is still reading: "Stop this nonsense. I want to go home." Mokuba smirks: "I don't even need card games to kick your *redacted*! Oh and when Seto smiles, 2000 people like you die! It isn't just the puppies that die when he smiles!" Benkei adds: "You! You can't win! Bull! Bull! Bull! I don't even need to use Dark Bull to prove this point! Just look at all of you, even I was able to defeat most of you one after another again and again earlier!" "Silence! Silence! We will compete on roller coaster riding now!" I darkly reply: "Forget that. It would take even days if not hours for the average person to die from riding that coaster again and again. You actually still want to kill us. Too bad for you! No coaster in this world can do something like that, not even the most dangerous and intense ones of the past and present. Put us on the Mind Bender in Canada in 1984 and we'd not only survive but keep those who would die from actually dying." Not long later, we're standing in front of one of my death coasters in RCT3. I tease the nervous four: "What's wrong? Are you afraid of competing to ride this? Well, just ride it once and see how it goes. I promise it isn't too lethal.." 2 hours later, most of us are feeling green in a bad way but no one has died. Orange laughs: "Aha! Another seemingly impossible challenge conquered even with no winner!" Blaze giggles: "You're so green now that you should start calling yourself Green!" "That's it! Tag! You're it!" Raven groans: "I'm trying to read and have been trying to leave but I have not been able to. I see no point in this now that it's like civil discussion is no longer possible with you Color Guard members."
Sailor Moon laughs: "Cheer up, Raven! Looks like it's time to humiliate them in hide and seek too!" I face palm: "I'm so over this now. You 4 are the most bizarre heroes I have ever come to know about which is honestly kind of saying something. Look at any of us as examples. We're a motley crew not to mention largely being amongst the last individuals you'd ever expect to become heroes. Sorry for not being that funny or chaotic. I'm usually not in the headspace required for that. Otherwise, things would be different. Just stop this crap already, Color Guard. Your now former member Yellow is as far as we're concerned, a already fully fledged BRAINS member now that they've asked to join as of the 80th time on the death coaster today. Don't make this any harder on yourselves. Give it up. Your universe is going to be destroyed soon and you have to stop it. We of BRAINS usually do not do heroics in other universes in order to avoid messing with timelines when possible. We like to leave it up to the inhabitants of each universe should it be known that they don't definitely have a doomed future ahead. That's why we wanted to try to convince you all to actually take your responsibility as heroes seriously but that memo has been completely ignored from the beginning! Just how absurd will you get from here on out? We can just capture all of you and put your universe under the full protection of BRAINS but that would divert time, effort, and resources we need for the war we're in. That and it would be great if every universe we touched were able to not have a doomed timeline without intervention from outside to make sure that doom is thwarted." Orange screams: "Never! We shall not cease until we have terminated-Huh?!" The 4 go back to their universe and we take Yellow along with us as we follow right behind them using our BRAINS bands.
And before our eyes is the threat to their universe. And what do you know? It's billionaires who have turned into still talking monsters. It's always the damn billionaries or some equivalent in the end, isn't it? Orange trembles: "No! This can't be real!" And they and the others are easily defeated by the billionaires only for the billionaires to be easily defeated and destroyed by us. I yawn: "I'm starting to get really bored of all of this crap. It was funny at the start and kept getting funny until these jokers became stale in our perspectives." Orange yells: "Wait! This isn't over!" Without warning, they start shoving their teammates into their mouth somehow and become larger, stronger, and faster: "Red, Blue, and Purple. I just knew eating them in a situation like this would be incredibly delicious!" Yellow tries to reason with them: "Orange! Stop all of this! You know as well as I do how messed up this world has become thanks to capitalism along with our past complacency." "Hahaha! You think I will ever stop now that I've eaten our friends?! Think again! All I really care about now is money! Forget those in need. I'm only interested in the money and saving the innocent doesn't give me much money! But even if it did, I still wouldn't do it! It's their fault they're in need! The poor? Just too lazy and willing to steal! That's all! The Jews? Just-" "*unison* We're stopping you right there!" 30 minutes later, we're in New York City parading around a tarred and feathered Orange. I shout at different intervals: "This is your number one hero!" Orange screams: "Let me go! I will find a way to use those Kid-O-Matics against all of you again!"
I reply: "While I won't be writing much on what it was like to be a kid again, I will say this to crush that ambition of yours right here. Even as a kid, I could have easily done many times more damage than I did at the restaurant earlier. Those things were taken from you. We have taken so much from you. This is your final chance to try to redeem yourself. While we have mixed opinions about the so called court of public opinion, what's clear is that if there's anything 'heroes' like you hate, it's being humiliated and dragged through the dirt by former fans of yours. You are finished." "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I REFUSE TO CHANGE. I REFUSE. WHY SHOULD I CHANGE WHEN THE WAY I AM NOW HAS EARNED ME BILLIONS A YEAR?!" Yellow replies: "I have tried to tell you and the others for years but you just kept refusing to listen! Look at where that has gotten you after all of this time!" But before anyone could say anything more, something appears and literally eats Orange before vanishing. I utter: "What just happened?" 20 minutes later, I'm part of a 3 Headed Broadway Star arrangement with the others and Yellow. Fluffy shouts on the new stage that's been installed on the BRAINS space station that we have now finally returned to with the collective intent to train Yellow to become strong enough to handle most threats to their world and universe on their own now that Orange and the others are just gone now I guess. "Alright everyone! In light of the chaos these 8 have experienced today, we have them on stage for 3 Headed Broadway Star now as you can see! Now then, what's the name of the musical they're going to sing?! Shout your suggestions out!" "I was arrested for farting!" "Banana the disaster!" "When ships glitch!"
"How I got stuck in a well with Timmy!" "Card games on motorcycles!" "Nyehhhhhh! Brooklyn Rage!" "The pharaoh's leather pants!" "Weird cooking ingredients!" "How I met my creator!" "Mr. Robopotatoface!" "We're going with that first one! I was arrested for farting! I already explained how this works but here's the order of who will be singing! Raven, Sailor Moon, Swiftdrawer, Mokuba, Argo, Blaze, Yellow, Pegasus, and Benkei! Begin!" Here's how all of it came out when put together.. "I was arrested for farting. It was a BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL day that made me think about farting. I wish I never ate that hot pocket. It made me really gassy. I ate that hot pocket on the sidewalk because that was gay. Singing is hard. 2 days after eating that yucky hot pocket, it was that BULLLLLLLL day. I saw the Sun above and thought about how much that made me want to fart. And then, I thought about that hot pocket and then I farted. Then, the popo immediately farted on me before arresting me because I farted in public. I was arrested for farting. What a super duper pain." It went on for longer than that but you get the picture. All of us were in stitches. Raven chuckles a little: "I admit it, that was pretty funny." Pegasus laughs: "That was so much fun! Let's do it again sometime! Now to watch the Spice Girls movie again even though I'm not my abridged version!" Sailor Moon: "Yeah! I don't really goof around as much as I used to so this was great!" Yellow: "I'm just so grateful to be here. Thank you, all of you." Me: "Well, the chaotic hangout didn't turn out too bad as usual. I think I'm going to do some more goofing off now for once. Most of our comrades at this point are away on missions mostly to fight in the war but we're not and some more downtime couldn't hurt. We've been worked to the bone in all these missions and battles lately. The fact that I've personally had so much downtime lately is truly amazing."
I then walk off and start making fun of my own knightly identity. I wave my sword nuttily in the air while shouting in a chaotic gremlin voice: "Heh heh! I'm a knight! I got a sword! I can stab and thrust! Stab and thrust! Weeeeeeeeeee!" But then, some loud music suddenly plays. I then hear the Wacky Clowns shout in unison: "Spontaneous concert!" Fluffy Afro joins them and now, they're performing live on that stage so I keep goofily swinging my sword around in the air without hurting anyone while watching. Fluffy sings: "This is another improvised song. It's much more fun than a written down song. I am singing I am singing about nothing in particular. Sometimes, it's all nothing. Nothing. Nothing. It's nerf or nothing. I don't know what to sing. I'm just singing about whatever comes to mind. No topic, no plan, just singing. *changes to Death Metal vocals after the Wacky Clowns change to that style of music out of nowhere* And now I know! I'm throwing my fingers everywhere as I mosh, as I mosh! Look at us, not just me! We're wacky! We're really wacky!" I run and jump onto the stage: "Spontaneous stage joining! *starts singing in a silly voice* I got a sword! I got a sword! Look at me! I'm a knight! I'm supposed to be always serious, stoic, strong, brave, kind, loyal, and all that! But sometimes, I just gotta boogie! I'm not always serious! *casually tosses sword in the air and takes off helmet only to do weird arm motions while holding it after catching my sword* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Mokuba and the others invade the stage too along with virtually every musician present. Yuna sings: "Hear my voice, hear me in the middle of the chaos. I sing from the deepest parts of my heart and soul."
Her singing is giving us status buffs. I stage dive into the audience while continuing to act nutty, going against a lot of what a knight's supposed to be like while singing in a still silly voice: "I'm going against the protocol of what it means to be a knight. *finds Herbsalvin and performs a dance in mockery of courtly knight dances* Look at us, we're knights and we spit on tradition. There's a place for tradition but not when it gets in the way of progress or human rights or just looks, sounds, or feels completely ridiculous. I'm so glad that I ran out of things to write about what happened earlier because now, I get to write about this too. They expect a knight to say fair maiden but you know what we say instead? Dear comrade. Gone is the need for a knight to be loyal to authority. At least, that's how it is here in BRAINS. Hear my words. We're trying to create a future where progress is key. Some of my words are serious, some are pure mockery. Oh look at me. I'm a knight. Oh I'm so uptight. Oh I'm going to kneel before a king like a total authority simp. The bards are going to sing about me and the women are going to fall head over heels for me because that's just how it is. Oh look at me. I'm a knight. A medieval knight. A walking cliche, a relic of the past. When in actuality.. *puts helmet back on and uses magic to dual wield with sword and newly pulled out electric guitar* *switches to Death Metal style while guitar shredding and sword swinging which isn't even possible for one to do at the same time* Screw that. As cool as it is to talk like a medieval knight, there's still a few loads of bullcrap with them. Chivalry? Screw that crap. It's like it completely misses the point that women can defend themselves. We are a whole new kind of knight. Knights of anarchism.
We borrow from knights of medieval times many things but we combine that with modern ethics and knowledge. Such a fusion allows for knights who can rise far beyond many knights of the past. Our swords are our primary weapons but we can use guns and more too quite well as well. We radiate gay energy. Chivalry should be updated or replaced in order to advance true gender equality. Non binary, cis, trans, agender, all and more are equal. None is above any other no matter what some may think." I keep continuing all that for a bit longer before stopping in order to create a glass of alcohol with my Artist's Eye. Not fully accurate since I refuse to drink alcohol but it will make my next point clear. I toss it into the air and cut it to pieces with my sword faster than the artificial gravity on the station can bring it to the floor from how high I tossed it. I yell: "And this is a statement about alcohol and knights! The trope of knights and alcohol is both interesting and really cliche! I understand its significance in coping and pleasure but they are many other things knights and others can partake in instead. No need to get drunk as funny as one may get under the influence. I prefer to indulge more in the realms of creativity and fantasy. Remember this: not all knights are into alcohol. I'm an example. Now then, I shall figure out what to do next from here." But then, Blaze taps me on my shoulder: "What is it, Blaze?" The wolf grins: "Come join us in more chaos!" "Us? Oh." Raven floats nearby and states firmly: "No, I'm not getting involved. I'm still trying to read." Sailor Moon grins too: "Let's make some mayhem! Oh and don't worry! I promise that I won't fall over or break anything! That's a 100% guarantee!"
Benkei: "Let's get on with it already! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull!" Pegasus laughs: "Ah yes! We still don't even know how we're going to begin!" Mokuba chimes in: "Let's do card games and fire!" Argo laughs: "Nyehahahaha! Card games and fire are dangerous together! Let's do something else!" I don't sweat drop, instead I exclaim: "Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's create pure mayhem!" 2 minutes later, Sailor Moon yells: "Food fight!" I add: "Except with Playdough and other things because we ain't wasting perfectly good food nor are we using expired food because that's just too far! *throws Playdough at Argo* Watch out! Here comes Playdough!" "Nyehahahaha! Ya think that will defeat me?! Try this! *throws putty at me*" We just keep throwing things at each other and soon, we get a bunch of others to join in as well." Once that was over, someone brings out a karaoke machine from out of nowhere and sets it up almost instantly. I go first and start singing in a silly voice again: "Nobody cares if I live or die so I might as well put some action in my life. Breaking the law, breaking the law, breaking the law!" After me was Pegasus: "I I I staying alive. I I I STAYING ALLLLLLLLLLLLIVE!" It went downhill from there until Mokuba destroyed the karaoke machine: "Yay! I destroyed the karaoke machine! Now it's time for card games!" So we ended up playing card games. In a game of Duel Monsters with Blaze, I took the first turn: "Let the power of card games be card games! I draw a card and guess what? We don't really care so let's ditch all of the rules now because this isn't a serious game of Duel Monsters!
I summon the spell card Artistic Fusion which absolutely makes no sense but that's what makes this move so perfectly! I set 2 monsters facedown and then set a trap card in my right Pendulum Zone!" The duel ends with no winner because we weren't taking it seriously at all. After that happened, Sailor Moon sprays us with silly string. I laugh: "Silly string?! Is that the best you got?!" "Of course not! I'm just warming up!" "Oh, that must mean you have something big planned!" "No, I'm not the one who has something big planned!" Pinkie Pie shouts: "MASSIVE PARTY CANNON, GOOOOOOOO!" And so, all of us still gathered near the stage on the space station get covered in heaps of confetti.