Hello, everyone! I'm back! I got my second chapter ready to show how things are going to go. It will start off slow, but once the main plot kicks in, it will really get moving! I'll be including my first show on the mix! Can you guess what it is? Just read, and you'll see!

Chapter Two: Bikini Bottom and the Box

SpongeBob: (voiceover) It all began one peaceful morning, in my hometown, Bikini Bottom, the greatest place on Earth.

[SpongeBob is seen sleeping in his bed in his pineapple home. His pet snail, Gary, is sleeping next to him. The alarm clock suddenly sounds for a few moments before SpongeBob turns it off.]

SpongeBob: (yawns) Good morning, Gary!

Gary: (meows)

SpongeBob: (smells the fresh air) Ah, there is nothing better than the smell of a fresh, beautiful new day. Well, I better get ready. Those Krabby Patties aren't going to flip themselves, you know. That would be crazy! (he and Gary laugh for a moment, then SpongeBob gets out of his bed)

[SpongeBob enters his shower and holds a bar of soap. He chews said soap, closes his eyes, then sprays it up, which falls on him and is promptly rinsed off by the water. With robes around his body and head, he heads to brush his teeth. He brushes both ways; up and down, side to side. He spits and drinks mouthwash. He spits that out, too. He then grabs dental floss and flosses both inside and out. He then heads to grab a pair of square pants from his closet; he puts them on. He also grab his socks and shoes. He smells himself and notices he smells funny, so he grabs deodorant to make himself look more fresher.]

SpongeBob: Ready for another glorious day at that Krusty Krab! Better go eat breakfast, first. I can't work on an empty stomach.

[He eats some cereal, then walks out of his house.]

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Ready for work?

Squidward: (opens his window) No, I'm not. It's always another miserable day with you. You always annoy me, and I wind up suffering the price.

SpongeBob: I'll take that as a yes! (walks out to Patrick's house) Hey, Patrick! You there?

Patrick: (happily) Hi, SpongeBob! Make today a great day! (curiously) Can you bring me a Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob: Sure thing, buddy! See you later! (as he walks to work, he sees Sandy's tree dome) Hi, Sandy!

Sandy: (opens her door) Hi, SpongeBob! I'm doing an experiment! This experiment can transport nuts into juice so I can have freshly-squeezed nut juice!

SpongeBob: How does it work?

Sandy: Just watch. (presses a red button)

[The machine scoops some nuts, grinds them, then emits a beam that causes the juice to splash onto the cup.]

SpongeBob: Wow, that's amazing!

Sandy: Want some nut juice?

SpongeBob: No, thanks; maybe later. I have to get to work. See you later, Sandy!

Sandy: See ya! (as she picks up her machine, she notices a nearby light) What in Sam Hill?

[Sandy runs up to the light and notices the Portal Box. She picks up, then inspects the sides and top and bottom. She touches it, which briefly pulses.]

Sandy: This looks mysterious. Better take it with me. I need to run experiments on this strange box.

[Meanwhile, SpongeBob arrives at the Krusty Krab. Squidward is already there.]

Mr. Krabs: There's me little money-making employee! Get to your station, boy! We got hungry customers out there!

[SpongeBob goes into the freezer, grabs frozen Krabby Patties, then begins cooking them. He lifts the cooked patties, throws the bun and ingredients, and squirts the condiments, which hit the patties, as they fly out to the customers, who eat them with their mouths; they cheer in excitement. Patrick suddenly arrives and heads into the kitchen.]

Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob! How you doing?

SpongeBob: Okay, I guess.

Patrick: Can I help you?

SpongeBob: That's nice, but I'm good.

Patrick: Come on, what could happen?

SpongeBob: I really don't need help.

Patrick: Just let me try. (tries to flip a patty, but it flies into a fan) Oops, let me get that. (tries to clean it off with a towel, but it gets into the fan and causes condiments to squirt everywhere and fly out the window and onto the customers. They run out, screaming in shock.)

Mr. Krabs: What's with all the commotion... (yells) No, wait! Come back! (sobs) What's happened here, Mr. Squidward?!

Squidward: (covered in condiments) It's SpongeBob's fault!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's the meaning of this?!

SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs! We didn't mean...

Mr. Krabs: What do you mean by "we?"

SpongeBob: Me and... (Patrick is gone) Patrick.

Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, son, but I'm putting you on probation. You need to be more careful when working. Now get back to work. (walks away)

SpongeBob: (sadly) Yes, sir.

[Meanwhile, at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is lying on his desk, bored. His computer wife, Karen, approaches him.]

Karen: Bored, honey? You look broken apart from your spine.

Plankton: Thanks for that sarcastic comment, Karen, and yes. I don't get it. No matter how much I try, I always fail in trying to steal that Krabby Patty Secret Formula. So, I don't have anything to do.

Karen: Why don't you try something new? How about using that old beam/light tracking machine you built 3 Tuesdays ago? (the machine is a small square device with red and blue buttons on the side)

Plankton: Oh, please. It never gets any signals. The only way I'll use it is if something mysterious appears. (the machine suddenly beeps and makes noises) What in the world? (he inspects and notices a blue and yellow signal near a circular shape) That pulse is coming from Sandy's tree-dome. We're going over there tonight to investigate, and to see if she has some nuts. I have to get some dinner for my cousins.

French Narrator: (Later that day...)

[SpongeBob walks out of the Krusty Krab.]

SpongeBob: I don't get it. Why did Patrick abandon me? He's usually there for me. I think I'm beginning to question my friendship with him. Maybe I should go to Sandy for advice. Maybe she can help.

[Later, at Sandy's tree-dome, she is doing some studies on the box. SpongeBob enters, wearing a water helmet.]

SpongeBob: Hey, Sandy? Can I speak to you?

Sandy: I'm a little busy, but I can.

SpongeBob: I've been having doubts about Patrick. I mean, I've known the guy for a long time, but I've been feeling that things aren't working out for us. Do you think I should tell him?

Sandy: Patrick isn't a failure. He may not be smart like me or you, but he tries to do the good thing. Not all friendships can go smooth-sailing, you know.

SpongeBob: Maybe you're right. Huh? (notices the glowing box) What is that box?

Sandy: I don't know. I found it just right after you left. I'm trying to study it, see what makes it work. (she touches it with a pair of thongs, which causes it to light up and send beams to light all over the city, some of them hitting Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs, sending them all to the tree-dome) Well, I guess we know what it does.

SpongeBob: Don't worry, guys, I got your water helmets. (puts them on Squidward, Patrick and Mr. Krabs)

[They suddenly notice a green-and-purple rift open up in the sky. Almost immediately afterwards, numerous rifts in all sorts of colors and varieties open up all over Bikini Bottom. Plankton, wearing a water helmet, and Karen show up.]

Plankton: What's with all the weird rips? Looks like a pointy object ripping apart paper.

Karen: (scans environment) Those are dimensional rifts.

Squidward: Not that I'm asking in a really idiotic way to express my thoughts, but what are dimensional rifts?

Karen: According to my analysis, dimensional rifts are open holes in space-time that can allow the users to travel to any part in time or in any dimension. The problem is, the rifts are very dangerous; the user may never know where or when exactly they will land.

Sandy: Any dimension? Sounds like a big multiverse.

SpongeBob: Sandy, what do you mean by "multiverse?"

Sandy: The multiverse is a concept that there are many more universes and worlds out there, not just ours. The multiverse has infinite amounts of universes where there can be many outcomes. Each more bigger than the last. But the dark truth is, the multiverse has many outcomes, some that can be good, and some that can yield disaster for anyone.

Patrick: So, any outcome can happen? Are me and SpongeBob still friends?

Squidward: I become more miserable than I was?

Mr. Krabs: I lose all my money?

Plankton: I lose my restaurant?

Sandy: Primary. That's why we have to be very careful. So no one touch that box.

Patrick: (holding the box) Wow, it looks so cool...(slips on an acorn and drops the box, which hits the floor)

Sandy: No! What did you do?!

[The box suddenly rattles as everyone looks at in fear and terror. Then it stops. Everyone sighs in relief.]

SpongeBob: (laughs) For a moment there, I thought something crazy was going to happen...

[The box suddenly releases a blue wave of energy that sends everyone into the walls. It spreads all over the city as everyone notices. A swirling red-and-green portal appears and it begins to suck everyone in. Holding on the tree, SpongeBob and everyone else tries to hang on, but Plankton and Karen get sucked in, followed by Squidward and Mr. Krabs.]

Sandy: What's happening?!

SpongeBob and Patrick: We don't know!

[Sandy gets sucked in, and Patrick tries to hold on to SpongeBob, but he gets sucked into the portal. SpongeBob tries to hold onto a tree branch, but it snaps and he gets sucked in too. The box gets sucked in before the portal closes. Meanwhile, across Bikini Bottom, rifts and portals across the city begin to suck in everything; buildings, boats, fishes, etc. Mass panic and chaos ensues as everyone tries desperately to hold on. Suddenly, another rift opens and out comes anti-SB's ship; this temporarily stops the sucking portals. Soldiers and drones arrive and hold laser guns at the citizens.]

Drone #1: Hands in the air! There's nowhere to run! We've got you surrounded!

[Everyone holds their arms in the air as handcuffs are placed on their hands. Everyone goes in a single-line order to the ship. Meanwhile, Anti-SB and Anti-Sandy approach Sandy's tree-dome.]

Anti-SB: There it is. You know what to do.

Anti-Sandy: Yes, I do. Let the light on glass chip apart like a piece of paper. (throws a metal acorn into the glass dome, which releases tiny, robotic saw drones that race across the dome, which causes it to crack) And that's how you do it. (a red-and-green pulse is seen on a piece of glass near the tree. The two of them inspect it) Dimensional energy. They were here.

Anti-SB: So was the box and the kid who the Wizard said was to defeat me. They must've activated the box and warped away. Let's take this piece to the ship and find out where they might've gone. In the meantime, get our prisoners some of the "best" quality possible. (throws away a glass piece, which hits a guy offscreen)

Fred: My leg!

Anti-SB: Shut up, Fred! Surprisingly, over the years, he always gets hit in the leg. Aside from that one time with the ambulance. It was so funny. (laughs) Let's go, Anti-Sandy. Those prisoners won't suffer themselves, you know.

[As the rest of the citizens are sent to the ship, everyone else heads back as crystals are activated. In addition to the blue time crystal, more crystals are seen. They are black with hints of purple, resembling dimensional crystals. As a black-and-purple rift appears, the ship flies into it. After it leaves, the rifts resume sucking Bikini Bottom into them.]

[Meanwhile, Gary is sleeping inside SpongeBob's pineapple when he hears something, so he goes outside to find out. He is horrified when he sees the rifts and realize his owner may have gone in one of them. He jumps on a skateboard and races to the Chum Bucket, where he meows for Plankton's pet amoeba, Spot. Spot barks and jumps onto Gary's skateboard, and the two of them jump into a green-and-blue portal to find their owners. After it closes, the rest of the rifts and portals do so, leaving Bikini Bottom severely damaged.]

[Meanwhile, SpongeBob and his friends are floating and traveling across the portal stream, screaming. There are numerous circles resembling universes from many different angles, and there is colors flowing everywhere, like a piece of art.

Mr. Krabs: I want my mommy! (tries to hold onto a floating metal beam, but it quickly breaks like floss) This is not how I wanted to feel like! Well, at least I have my money. (bumps into Squidward, and the money flies away) Me money! No! Don't worry, little ones, daddy will find you!

Squidward: Can you put aside your money problems for now? We're floating towards somewhere we don't know because of a stupid box, and it was all Patrick's fault because he accidentally dropped it!

SpongeBob: Where are we headed, anyway? It may be somewhere above water and where the people may not be excited about us!

Sandy: In that case, here! Catch! (throws balls at SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton) Those are modified air gum-balls! Chew them, and you should be able to breathe both air and water for about a week! (they chew them as the box lights red) A red light? We may be landing!

Plankton: Let's hope this place isn't as terrible as that Chinese noodle place! Did you know that they clean their ears with the fortune cookies? (shudders) Disgusting.

Karen: Yeah, I'd rather forget that.

[They begin to head directly for their coordinates.]

Patrick: I'm scared! SpongeBob, hold me!

SpongeBob: Okay! (they hold each other as the group warps directly to where they're heading)

[Everything goes black for a moment. Then SpongeBob opens his eyes and sees two boys: one with red hair and an orange-striped shirt and one with green hair and purple overalls.]

Boy #1: Hey, are you alright?

SpongeBob: (rubs his head) Yeah, I'm okay. Where am I?

Boy #1: You're in Danville.

SpongeBob: What... are your names?

Boy #1: Phineas and Ferb.

SpongeBob: Whoa...

Patrick: Yeah, whoa...

That chapter was crazy! I can't believe what just happened! SpongeBob and his friends are now in Danville. So crazy! The next chapter will feature more surprises, including a big one! But you'll have to wait to see! Until then, see you next time!