Hello, everyone! I got the next chapter ready to go! This will be a little more longer compared to previous chapters. SpongeBob and his friends are now in Danville, where they meet Phineas and Ferb! This chapter will be a crucial point in the story, where our first Disney Channel live-action show will be shown! What is it? Just read and you'll see! P.S.: I recommend watching the shows before reading, so as not to make any confusion!
Chapter 3: New City, New Problems
[Anti-SB's ship has the citizens of Bikini Bottom trapped inside metal bars and crates. They are speaking amongst themselves.]
Anti-SB: Prisoners, welcome to...
[They continue speaking.]
Anti-SB: I said, welcome to...
[They continue speaking.]
Anti-SB: (via megaphone) Quiet! (the loud noise and reverb causes everyone to put their hands on their ears) Thank you. As I was saying, welcome to your new, miserable, wasteland home. You'll rot in there day and night for the rest of your pathetic lives. It's a great accommodation for everyone here.
Old Man Jenkins: Now, hold on there, Charlie. If you think I'm gonna spend my time in this misery hole, you are crazier...(gets shocked by the electrical cage)
Anti-SB: That's rule one of protocol: never talk over me. Do so, and you get shocked. Rule two: No attempted escaping. Again, do so and get shocked. Rule three: no complaining; again, do so, get shocked. Anyone else objects? (everyone looks in fear) Good.
Fred: But where are we going anyway?
Anti-SB: Patience, dear brother. We are heading towards the main area. An expansible city that lies in the middle of the multiverse. A place that serves as the key area where everything will happen in due time.
Anti-Sandy: Uh, SpongeBob?
Anti-SB: Yes, Sandy?
Anti-Sandy: We got reading coordinates. (shows a handheld tablet) We located where the box is. It's located in another dimension. A city in the Tri-state area. It's in... Danville.
Anti-SB: Perfect. Send down one of our more smarter mooks. The perfect person for the job. I'm talking about Squid-Bot.
[Squid-Bot is a robotic version of Squidward, except he's wearing a black and blue suit and with grey boots. He speaks like the real Squidward, but with a reverb added.]
Squid-Bot: I am Squid-Bot. How may I serve you, master?
Anti-SB: I have a job for you.
[Meanwhile, SpongeBob and his friends are shocked at where they are.]
SpongeBob: We're in Danville? Kind of a nice backyard you got here.
Phineas: Thanks. We like to do most of our projects here. It gives creative spirit around what we can do everyday. Anyways, who are you guys?
SpongeBob: I'm SpongeBob. (points to his friends) That's my best friend, Patrick...
Patrick: Hi. I think.
SpongeBob: ...my neighbor, Squidward...
Squidward: (scoffs) Whatever...
SpongeBob: ...my boss, Mr. Krabs...
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, lads! I like money!
SpongeBob: ...Sandy, my friend from Texas...
Sandy: Howdy!
SpongeBob: ...and that's my boss's enemy, Plankton, and his computer wife, Karen.
Plankton: Yeah, I'm a bit of a cocky one. I am a scientist, but my schemes end up in failure. No wonder why I married a computer.
Karen: My motherboard had some points about marrying a copepod.
Phineas: That's awesome! Not the copepod thing; that's a little weird. But the fact that there are sea creatures on land and breathing air like us! Hey, how did you even get here?
Sandy: With this. (shows the Portal Box) We found this mysterious box outside of my tree-dome. I was doing some studies on it, but thanks to a "certain diminutive sea star," it activated, open a portal that sent us here, and here we are.
Phineas: (examines the box while Ferb holds it) Hmm... this box looks... mysterious. Ferb, let's move our flying backyard activity to another time. I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry?
Patrick: Who's Perry?
Phineas: Our pet platypus. He doesn't do much.
Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs, you know.
Squidward: Wow, I never thought a green-hair guy could have wisdom within his face. (chuckles)
[Meanwhile, Perry puts on his fedora and sneaks down the basement. He inputs a security passcode and slides down. When he arrives down, he slips on grease. He tries to slide towards his chair carefully but quickly. On the big screen is shown Major Monogram, leader of the Organization Without a Cool Acronym (O.W.C.A).]
Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. Sorry about all the grease. Carl was doing clean-up overnight and accidentally opened one of our condiment/fast-food compartments.
[A nerdy kid, named Carl, with glasses, red hair, and a lab coat, appears on the screen.]
Carl: Again, as I mentioned, sir, we should've labeled the areas before I went in there to clean.
Monogram: And waste more money after having spent all that cash on those condiments? Next, you'll say that we shouldn't even have ketchup for our tacos.
Carl: It's a bit of a poor choice, by the way.
Monogram: (sarcastically)Thanks for the comment, Carl. (serious) Anyway, Agent P, your nemesis, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, has recently been purchasing a string of odd items. He's been purchasing books on astrology, parallel universes, and portals. He's also purchased tinfoil, metal, and green lights.
Carl: Maybe he's trying to build an alternate universe.
Monogram: You are not a wizard, Carl. Anyways, Agent P, we need you to head over there and investigate, and if necessary, put a stop to it.
[Perry salutes, puts on his jet pack, and flies into the air.]
[Meanwhile, out across an area between the universes, Gary and Spot are searching for the area for their owners. They notice a black-and-white city. It is rainy and dreary out there. The two pets wander across the city. They bump into three other snails.]
Snail #1: Look what we have here. Two little rodents who stumbled upon the wrong area. You know what we do to rodents who waltz into our territory? We teach them a lesson. Let's get them, boys!
[The snails approach the scared Gary and Spot, but they run for it.]
Snail #2: After them!
[Gary and Spot race across the city, fleeing from the angry snails. They slides under cars, over nearby fire hydrants, and they race into a nearby alley, but are cornered.]
Snail #3: Nowhere to run.
[Spot notices a branch on a building. He stretches his body out towards it, grabbing Gary, as the three snails crash into the wall, damaging their shells and their teeth.]
Snail #1: (lisping) This isn't over, you hear?! Aw, forget them. They're not worth it. Alright, boys, to the dentist and shell repair shop.
[The two pets fly past the sign, fly across the sky, and onto a drone. The drone flies out of the city as lightning strikes.]
[Meanwhile, three kids, one with black hair and a pink bow and wearing a pink dress, one wearing blue overalls, and one with a black shirt featuring a skull, walk into Phineas and Ferb's backyard. They are named Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford, respectively. ]
Isabella: Hey, Phineas. Whatcha' doing?
Phineas: Hey, guys, we're studying this mysterious box that was found by a bunch of sea creatures who can breathe air.
SpongeBob: Hi, we're sea creatures! You guys look good! Then again, I am in the air, so I really don't know what is happening here.
Baljeet: What an incredible discovery! I thought the possibility of marine aquatic life breathing on air was impossible: but now, the reasoning is true!
Sandy: You have an intellectual mind, too? Fascinating! You're from India, right?
Baljeet: Exactly, and the spacesuit looks rather amazing.
(Suddenly, the box begins to glow as a rift appears. Phineas and Ferb's sister, Candace, appears, walking out of the backyard.)
Candace: (on her phone) And there was that cool - huh? (notices the rift) Phineas and Ferb, who are these kids, and what is that?
Phineas: I don't know.
(Meanwhile, at...)
Jingle: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
(Perry sneaks into the building and uses a tiny saw to cut open a hole into the door. He pushes it down, catches it, and puts it back, but it falls.)
Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus! You're timing is unpredictable! And by unpredictable, I mean completely predictable! (pushes a button that makes a cage fall on top of Perry) I hope it's luxurious in there, because we got a new prisoner in here! (laughs evilly) What? You know, that joke took a while for me to develop in my head. Anyways, let me tell you my evil scheme. I have been trying to take over the Tri-state area for a while now, but all my plans have yielded in failure. Some happen because of you. Some are on my part. But this time, I have built a machine that will send me to an alternate universe where I can rule it with an iron fist! Norm the Robot, bring the machine in!
Norm: (brings a juicer) Is this it, sir?
Doofenshmirtz: No! That's not it, you bucket of tinfoil scrap! Bring the real machine in! (as Norm carries the juicer away, Doofenshmirtz pulls out a tape recorder) Note to self: Fix Norm by pulling him apart and ripping out his head. (Norm brings the real machine in; it's a large circle with green lights on the sides and tinfoil on the top) That's better!
Norm: I hope you like your machine! Now I will make your lunch! How many pickle sandwiches do you want?
Doofenshmirtz: None! You always smash open the jars to get the pickles, you put too much bologna in, you overcook the bread, and you spray condiments everywhere! Some are still stuck in my last lab coat!
Norm: Okay, then. Cheese and crackers it is.
Doofenshmirtz: Don't go nuts with the cheese this time! He gets that for you, Perry the Platypus. Anyway, once I get this baby on, I will finally be a ruler! (suddenly, Perry the Platypus attacks him by punching his noise) How did you get out of my cage? (realizing) It was the tiny saw again, wasn't it?
(Perry throws cupcakes at Doofenshmirtz, three of which hit his face, shirt, and lab coat. Doofenshmirtz throws a toolbox at Perry, who dodges, as it flies out of the window.)
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, come on! I just had that glass refurbished last week! (grabs a firework and lights it up) Happy New Year! (Perry dodges it as it flies out of the window)
(Perry punches Doofenshmirtz, grabs the match, and lights up an entire crate of fireworks.)
Doofenshmirtz: Uh-oh. That's not good.
(Meanwhile, the group is noticing the green-and-blue rift.)
SpongeBob: What is that? Looks like a similar rift back in Bikini Bottom.
Buford: It's like my family always said: "when you got a mysterious hole in the universe, it's best to observe and check before running away like a baby... except when you want to be vaporized."
Karen: (scanning the box) Looks like the box has been stabilized, for now.
Sandy: I agree; as long as no direct or heavy impact happens, we should worry too much. (suddenly, something flying is seen)
Patrick: Hey, look, a shooting star! Quick, make a wish, make a wish!
SpongeBob: Okay! I'm gonna make a wish! (realizes) Wait a minute, Patrick. Don't shooting stars usually come out during the nighttime? (it's heading closer towards them) That's not a shooting star; that's a firework!
(Everyone ducks and covers as the firework heads for the box, but it misses.)
Squidward: (sighs in relief) At least nothing bad happened. (suddenly, the firework bounces off a wall and hits the box, making it fall into the ground, and causing it to release rays of light everywhere. Everyone runs around, panicking, trying to avoid the rays)
(Meanwhile, Perry and Doofenshmirtz fight using plastic swords as fireworks are flying all over the building. One of the rays hits the machine and a green swirling portal appears.)
Doofenshmirtz: Yes, it's working!
(Suddenly, a firework flies into the machine and hits one of the lights, causing it to short circuit.)
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, no, no, no, no! That's not supposed to happen! Must stop the machine, quickly!
(He runs to it, but the machine goes haywire and an explosion occurs, knocking him and Perry into the wall. The machine, partly damaged, is still working, but the portal color shifts from green to blue-and-black. Someone comes out of the portal.)
Doofenshmirtz: (he and Perry look shocked) Who is that?
(It's revealed to be Squid-Bot.)
Squid-Bot: I am Squid-Bot. Ready for a beating of hard justice?
Doofenshmirtz: (laughs as he walks over to the robot) Oh, I'm sorry. You're not a squid. You're an octopus! That is so lame. It's like a kid trying to tip over a see-saw with a box of juice...(his arm is crushed by the robot; he winces in pain) A really painful grip, if you ask me.
Squid-Bot: Where is the kid?
Doofenshmirtz: What are you talking about? I don't know who are you referring to! Now can you please let go of my hand? You're hurting me!
Squid-Bot: You're wasting my time. Now prepare for a heaping helping of pain! (kicks Doofenshmirtz to the wall and tries to attack him, but is hit by Perry, using a metal pipe) Want to play dirty? Bring it on!
(Meanwhile, the rays coming out of the box have stopped.)
Isabella: Well, on the bright side, at least all of those crazy rays coming out of that box have stopped.
Candace: Did any of them hit my hair? (pulls out a handheld mirror) Nope; all there. (the box opens a rift, out which comes a handheld tablet) Looks like a tablet just come out of that weird hole.
SpongeBob: (inspects it) Hmm, looks really mysterious. How does it work? (touches it for a few times before pressing a circle in the middle, which promptly activates) Looks like we know how it works.
(The tablet releases a ray of light that expands all the way into space.)
Spaceman #1: Did anyone notice that mysterious light.
Spaceman #2: Probably nothing.
Patrick: What is it?
Phineas: I have no idea, but it looks really cool!
(Meanwhile, Perry fights Squid-Bot with a metal pipe as he dodges. Squid-Bot throws a box of nails at Perry, who dodges, as they fly onto a painting.)
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, come on! I spent 2 weeks trying to make that painting!
(Squid-Bot grabs a table and chair and throws them at Perry, who dodges, jumps up, and kicks Squid-Bot onto the ground. Norm enters, with a place of cheese and crackers.)
Norm: Okay, sir, got your cheese and crackers plate right here!
(Squid-Bot grabs it and throws it at Perry, but it hits Doofenshmirtz instead.)
Doofenshmirtz: Norm, did you leave the cheese in the freezer again? It tastes like charred steak!
Norm: I'm sorry, sir. How about an ice-cream sundae? (walks off)
(Squid-Bot holds out a mop as Perry holds his. They run towards each other, their mops hitting each other. Squid-Bot punches Perry, sending him into the wall. He prepares to assault him with the mop, but Doofenshmirtz whacks him with a broom.)
Doofenshmirtz: You leave Perry the Platypus alone, you broken metal tin can!
Squid-Bot: I will ask you again; where is he?!
Doofenshmirtz: I told you, you ballistic, moving junk pile, I don't know who are you taking about!
Squid-Bot: Wrong answer. (grabs a long metal pipe and tries to hit Doofenshmirtz and Perry, but they jump and grab onto his robotic tentacles, making him fall out the window) Curse you, platypus agent and lab-coat wearing man! (crashes onto the ground and is destroyed)
Doofenshmirtz: That was anticlimactic.
SpongeBob: This tablet looks cool! I wonder what this button does...
Patrick: Don't be silly; push this one.
Computer voice: Activating all-out rift power.
Patrick: Oops.
(The box releases rifts everywhere as they begin to suck up everything across the city. A portal appears in the backyard as everyone tries to hold on, but they get sucked into the portal.)
Doofenshmirtz: Who was that strange robot? (suddenly, a rift appears in the middle of the room and he and Perry try to hold on, but they get sucked into the portal)
Norm: (holding ice cream) Who wants ice cream? (sees the empty room) Oh, I guess he left. I guess I'll go put this in the fridge.
(Meanwhile, SpongeBob, Phineas, Ferb and their friends are racing through another portal stream.)
Isabella: Where are we? And what's going on?!
Sandy: We're racing across a portal stream!
SpongeBob: Don't worry! As long as nothing bad happens, we should be okay! Nothing can hurt us! (suddenly, a metallic pipe hits SpongeBob from behind and knocks him out)
(SpongeBob wakes in an area. The area has lit lanterns and is on the floor of his pineapple house.)
SpongeBob: Where am I?
Mysterious Voice: Patience, young man. I see the truth about everything.
SpongeBob: Who are you?
(The man arrives with an armored green-and-purple suit. It's revealed to be Anti-SB.)
Anti-SB: Call me Anti-SB.
SpongeBob: Anti-SB?
Anti-SB: The Anti-SpongeBob; I prefer to abbreviate my name, since it makes saying my name much more faster and easier. But that's not why I'm here. I know about why you are here, and I have known something more darker about your friend.
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Anti-SB: Exactly. You may think he's a great best friend, but your doubts about him are true. He has been causing trouble for you. Not just you; everyone he knows. He always causes problems for everyone he does, including you.
SpongeBob: I don't know what you're talking about. My friend, Patrick, isn't perfect, but he wouldn't be causing trouble for everyone.
Anti-SB: You may think so, but let me show you what he's done.
(Anti-SB pounds the ground and the area begins to change. The floor and walls becomes more metallic with diamond lights on the top and dozens of giant monitors appear.)
Anti-SB: Let me share some stories of his actions. Glove World!; You and Mr. Krabs' daughter, Pearl, in the Tunnel of Glove. The ride stopping was a bit of your fault; Patrick was the one responsible for the destruction of the ride. He damaged the lights by ripping out a fuse box that looked similar to you, made the ride go faster by sitting on a lever, accidentally caused the animatronic override by leaning and pushing a button, and completely blew up the ride by jamming toilet paper into the water pressure system.
SpongeBob: I thought that the ride was just faulty. It was him responsible for all that?
Anti-SB: Not just that. He was also responsible for your "wringer incident."
SpongeBob: He used forever glue on that! I was upset at him!
Anti-SB: He not just causes problems for you; he causes them for everyone. He burned down Squidward's Tiki Island; blew up the Krusty Krab by throwing a bag of Mr. Krabs' money into the trash compactor, caused Sandy's tree to wither completely, and tortured Gary heavily.
SpongeBob: Gary? He hurt him?
Anti-SB: Yes; he ate his food, tried to use fire to get him to take a bath, and dried him with a hairdryer in lieu of salt.
SpongeBob: I... I can't believe him!
Anti-SB: I can. His actions wind up causing much trouble for everyone involved. But there is one more thing he has kept from you: a secret. He did something so horrible that he did to preserve your friendship.
SpongeBob: He did? He kept a secret from me just for the sake of our friendship?
(Suddenly, the entire place starts to fall apart.)
SpongeBob: What did he do?!
Anti-SB: In a matter of time, you'll find out. And your friendship will die when that secret is revealed. (teleports away, laughing manically)
SpongeBob: Wait, what? (the place starts to crack) I gotta get out of here!
(SpongeBob races across the facility, trying to avoid falling debris. He slides under a slanted metal pipe, jumps off a desk, and swing-spins around a bisecting wall. The ground starts to fall apart. SpongeBob falls, but grabs onto a piece. He pulls himself back up as he races across the facility. He tries to take the stairs, but they fall apart. He finds a whip, uses it onto a pole, and swings down. He finds the door, but the ceiling falls and blocks it. He climbs up the debris and makes it out the window. When he finally makes it, he gets struck by purple lighting.)
(In his eyes, he has a vision, which are in pencil black-and-white-like drawings. He is chased by someone with a glider, him and two girls are in the air in a jetpack evading flying drones, he is running across dimensions, with property damage sustained. But the worst one of all, him being completely furious with Patrick.)
SpongeBob: How could you do this to me?!
Patrick: I had to! You're my friend! I couldn't lose you!
SpongeBob: You're not my friend...
(His eyes return to normal. He is shocked at what just happened.)
SpongeBob: What... happened?
Anti-SB: Your future. All this will happen in due time. Now prepare for what'll happen. See you later, SquarePants... (vanishes away)
(SpongeBob tries to run, but the ground caves in, and he falls, screaming.)
Sandy: (desperately) SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! Wake up!
SpongeBob: (wakes up) Whoa! What just happened?
Sandy: You were in a vision. Just stay close, and we'll be okay.
(Suddenly, a massive strike of lightning happens, creating a new portal. SpongeBob gets sucked into the beam. He tries to hold Sandy's hand.)
SpongeBob: Sandy! I can't... hold on... anymore!
(His hands lose their grip on Sandy.)
Sandy: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: (being sucked into the portal) Sandy! (approaches portal)
(A green-and-yellow portal opens and SpongeBob flies out; he hits a desk drawer.)
SpongeBob: (thinking) Where am I?
(The room is decorated with a bed and a bay window near where he is.)
SpongeBob: What is this?
(Just then, two teenage girls enter the room. One has black hair, a black jacket above a pink-and-green dress with denim leggings and black boots, and the other one has yellow hair, a black jacket above a yellow and black shirt with a decorated circle in the middle, red pants, and also having black boots. They notice SpongeBob near them.)
Girl #1: Who are you? Can you hear us?
SpongeBob: (coughs) Who are you? Where am I?
Girl #2: You're in an apartment.
SpongeBob: I mean, specifically.
Girl #1: You're in Greenwich Village, in New York.
SpongeBob: What... what... are your names?
Girl #1: I'm Riley Matthews, and this is my best friend, Maya Hart.
SpongeBob: F...friend? Oh, no... my best friend is in danger... our friendship is in danger... (falls unconscious)
(Suddenly, another rift opens up, which becomes to crackle. The two girls notice.)
Riley: Maya, what is that?
Maya: I don't know, but if he's here, then it must be something more bigger.
(The girls look at the rift, then the unconscious SpongeBob, then each other in worried shock.)
Well, that was a really crazy chapter! So much has happened since then! SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship is placed in danger, and SpongeBob is in New York; having met Riley and Maya from Girl Meets World! That won't the only show involved; expect plenty more shows as the story goes on! What will happen next? Just wait and see! Till then, keep it cool, buddies!
