Nile decides to try to play matchmaker for his new coworker, Alex Rider. Now he just needs to figure out what Alex looks for in a partner. Part 2 of Not Just a River in Egypt.

Nile is the guy that Scorpia sends when they absolutely, positively need something destroyed by the next sunrise. What is he supposed to do with a delicate mission? Part 1 of Not Just a River in Egypt.

Nile is minding his own business on holiday in France when he stumbles across a ten-year-old pickpocket. Abandoned children are free real estate, right?

This work was written for the Alex Rider 2022 Anniversary Event. The theme was "new beginnings. Filled with: Jack meets Alex for the first time.

Helen isn't allowed to talk about the patient in Room 109. Even when the strangely intimidating man staring her down claims to be the patient's younger brother.

John has met the love of his life. Ian is getting annoyed that he won't shut up about her.

Alex is stuck in lockdown with Gordon Ross. Hijinks ensue as Alex tries to distract himself from boredom. Devilverse!

Alex has just watched John Wick. He's really struggling with this pencil thing, but if he can make it work, it's gonna be REALLY awesome. Devilverse!

Everyone who's been to Malagasto has a soft spot for Jet. Everyone who's been to Malagasto knows that Yermalov is about as friendly as a snake. How the FUCK did they end up together!

Yassen just spectacularly ruined Alex's day. Then Alex finds out where he keeps his yacht and helicopters. Alex is delighted- he's going to have an absolute blast of a time.

Ian takes baby Alex in for a day at the office. All the babysitters in London were horribly busy.

Look, Tom might not be a trained spy, but there was no way those boxes contained pizza. For Spyfest Week 1: Characters meet in an unlikely place

Ian has a cat that he accidentally leaves in the room with Alex. He comes back to find the pair of them snuggling away in the crib when he gets back.

One of the Alex Rider villains suddenly drops dead of a heart attack. Not a single person believes that Alex had nothing to do with it. :(((

It's a wonderful day, and Alex Rider is a terrible goose. In which Brendan attempts to buy Alex Rider, but ends up buying a goose instead.

Alex returns to his uncle's grave three years after his death.

Those sugar-free Haribo gummies are great, what is everyone talking about? John Crawley is sick of people getting greedy with his candy bowl. They would have been fine if they had stuck to three gummies.

Alex isn't doing so well after Jack's death. It's hard for him to adjust to the fact that his beloved older sister figure is dead. He decides to do something in her honor. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 4. Prompt: The new normal. Set post Scorpia Rising.

Alex has been told his paternal grandparents are still alive. His hopes for what he might find are dashed. There's a reason Ian never brought them up, after all. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 3. Prompt: had been a mistake. Filled with: Tracking down his grandparents had been a mistake. Inspired by mediaboy's Family Dinner. Warnings for homophobic language, alcohol, classism.

Smithers needs a new buddy to help him with his mission: maintaining the server at the kid's gaming center he volunteers at. Enter Alex Rider, his teen coworker that just happens to love gaming. A surprisingly wholesome fic with our two favorite computer nerds from Alex Rider bonding. Written for SpyFest 2022 Gift Exchange for Guelphbeegirl.

Alex decides to try his plan to get certain people to quit watching his every move. It does not work out as planned. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 2. Prompt: Close observation.

Alex's love of snakes causes a diverging path in his possible futures. Told from Nile's perspective. Written for SpyFest 2022 Week 1. Prompt: Characters meet in an unlikely place.

Alex Rider's shrink got eaten by a fucking dinosaur. That about sums up his life right there.

Flowers start growing everywhere around Alex after he gets blasted by some sort of laser. It was all going okay until he made a plant that only flowers every fifty years flower early.

Walker is given a deadline. Either Alex Rider is SCORPIA or dead or Walker is. This is going to be a shitshow, he just knows it. Walker's Web Part 12. Last installment.