Nile is going to write his swords a short dainty little poem. Why? Because I say so!

Maybe a Werewolf AU with one of the minor characters in AR? I'm thinking of someone who doesn't get a whole lot of love…[Filled with Professor Yermalov from Scorpia].

Tom Harris unknowingly leads Doctor Three around Brooklands for a parent tour. Three is very done and someone please get this clearly ADHD child medication.

Witches AU! Tom has gotten them kicked out of yet another coven by accidentally stepping on another witch's familiar. In Tom's defense, it was a literal cockroach.

Tom always thought Alex working as a spy was cool. Now he realised his idea of espionage and reality were two completely different things. For Febuwhump prompt 18: Forced to watch

Alex gets stuck coaxing Tom's pet snake out from under the couch. It does not want to come out...until it does.

Alex finds a map in Ian's study. What does he do? Put an ad on Craigslist [changed to mass email] and let the first five people who reply join him.

After a particularly bad mission, Alex gets drunk at a pub with Ben. When they get home, Ben realises exactly how much Alex hides behind his perfected mask. Aka, Alex gets drunk and has a deep talk with Ben. Pure Angst.

AU! Alex was an ordinary kid with a mediocre guardian until one day he saves Brendan Chase from being hit by a bus. Abandoned orphans are free real estate, right?

Alex somehow ends up in charge of Scorpia. Everyone is just so relieved that they have a BOSS THAT ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THEM that they all just decide to keep him around.

This is a collection of Alex Rider Drabbles based on one word prompts. The body of each work (excluding titles and the endnotes) is exactly 100 words. Each work is titled by the word prompt. Word prompts used so far: Vex, Bequeath, Logolepsy, Resplendent, Agelast.

Time moves forwards as unrelenting as water in a river travels towards the sea… except when it doesn't.

Let's do a non-Romance Titanic AU! Everyone tries to get off the ship as fast as possible. Supervillian sent everyone back in time.

Alex stumbles upon an electronic diary that he writes in on a whim. The big surprise is when it writes back. Ambiguous ending. Slight OOC Alex.

Tulip Jones is finally retiring. Someone gets the bright idea to promote Britain's top agent into the role. Alex is a disaster zone waiting to happen.

Alex is minding his own business in the library and checking out a book for his biology assignment. Well, that went out the window because he ran into Doctor fucking Three.

Magic Plant Growing! Alex/Flower Shop AU! Alex has decided that his life goal is owning a flower shop.

Alex orders his groceries online. The lady doing the deliveries gets more and more concerned about who this 18-year old is and what their life is.

Alex Rider decides that stabbing Alan Blunt with his steak knife is more appealing than a career in espionage. This gets him sent to Gibraltar and eventually he makes his way to Scorpia. Mildly cracked!Alex. Mentor! Nile and Yassen. Gordon can't stop laughing. For Jasmineskies.

Alex gets sent undercover at a commercial bee farm to investigate the suspicious substances that seem to have been slipped into the supply. Can he solve the mystery before it gets sticky?

Alex is not, in fact, wanting to do mandatory fun with his classmates. Guys, he's fourteen, I don't think he's allowed into a strip club.

Alex yeets away from society, intending to live out the rest of his life in the woods. Little did he know, the woods contain more than animals. The Erlking was always fond of hunters.

Damien Cray crack fic. There's a crack fic in there where Cray finds out about the drug dealer Alex drops on a police station and tries to hire him."I'm trying to eliminate drug use across the world!" Alex: "You know...that doesn't sound too bad." Yassen just stares in horror when he sees a slightly manic, happy looking Alex when he gets sent there.

Alex is stuck in a cell with Nile. It's going well...NOT. Alex is sorely tempted to smother the man with a pillow.

An incredibly drunk man appears out of what seems to be a portal in thin air, just in time to save the lives of John and Helen Rider. He proceeds to throw up all over the couple, a public monument, and himself, then passes out. After a quick DNA test, the Riders drag their now nineteen-year-old son back with them to meet his one-year-old self. Meanwhile, Smithers tries to figure...