"But your elf kissing days are over." "I see." "It's not a challenge, Artemis. Over is over." "I know." Can Artemis and his friends conquer Artemis's memory loss after TLG? Will Holly ever face her fears and tell him how she feels? And more importantly, will he ever be able to feel the same as he did before TLG? Contains spoilers for the last 3 books. A/H :)

Five hundred years ago, Turnball Root shows his true colors, Raine Vinyáya enters the LEP, and Nan Burdeh founds Section Eight. But first, a police officer met a smuggler.

"Let's leave the past in the past, where it belongs." But the past is important, and since Artemis had come back to life, Artemis and Holly decided that perhaps it is better to look on past events in a new light. Oneshot.

A jump into the life of D.Butler. At thirteen he's a lean, mean, fighting machine. Maybe too lean. The Major knows something is up. He's suspected it for a while now, but he's been biding his time. Some things are best approached with all the caution awarded to a live bomb; highly-trained, defensive, teenage nephews are one of them. Of the "From The Rough" fic-set. WARNINGS APPLY.

Artemis had a plan. He always did. This one, however, was no heist or getaway. It was something on a far larger scale. His will had contained a certain gift for Foaly, and it was the key to it all. It is time to ascend. Please note that updates will *not* be regular.

..Except, this is Artemis Fowl the Second we're talking about. We all know he'd rather get shot in the head than fall in love. Artemis/OC. School-life AU.

Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

What do you do if Artemis Fowl suddenly lands in your room? (Rated T in case of language. I may or may not swear)

Collection of oneshots of every type and genre.

During Artemis's trip to find a fairy, he encounters a young girl named Angela.

This is mostly just short stories featuring the Artemis Fowl characters. Some may be connected to each other, but most won't. They take place before, during, after, and between the books. I will include a brief summary of each one at the beginning of the chapter. The Artemis Fowl series and all associated characters, locations, and ideas belong to Eoin Colfer, not me.

As Christmas approaches for the Fowls, Holly short pays a friendly visit.

Just after TLG. Artemis's legacy has a profound effect on his brothers' futures. Recent events introduced Myles Fowl to the realm of the fey. For the sake of his brother, he becomes tangled in the affairs of the Underland and in conspiracy.

Artemis has just recently found out he has feelings for Butler. The only problem is that Butler gets married in a week. Will Artemis be able to win the heart of the love of his life, or be doomed to see the man he loves wed someone else as he falls deeper into depression. (might contain slash and/or maybe character death in the later chapters)

What happens if you add some chaos to an already existing one? Apparently more chaos. How do you do that? Simple: combine Artemis Fowl and Holly Short. The solution? A little girl that could be your worst nightmare, or at least, Foaly s. Didn't the centaur always fear that someone someday could read his mind? Apparently Lyra Fowl is already capable of doing so...

Tragic events break down Artemis, and he's in dire need of a friend. Holly doesn't believe that it's serious, and Artemis is left on his own to deal with it. (Warning: Mildly dark topics) Set after The Time Paradox, potentially A/H

Opal has struck again and her one goal: get revenge on Artemis Fowl.

It was a dark and stormy night, and the fairy, she sat on the hill.

Post TAC. Opal escapes prison with the help of her younger self and they kidnap Artemis, who is in treatment for Atlantis Complex, and brainwash him. He becomes the leader of her growing army and helps her take over the world. Holly have to stop then AND save Artemis, if she can.

Tragedy marks Holly Short's life. Her mother, Coral Short, was the last piece of family she had left, precious and irreplaceable. To lose her was to lose everything, and yet fate had no sympathy, nor did time. In this terrible tragedy Holly would find her true path in life, in her mother's footsteps, and that path would lead her to a boy named Artemis Fowl. Rated T for Lang & V.

Artemis contemplates life...sort of. And also, some other things happen. Parings if you close one eye and tilt your head a bit to the left. Oneshot requests are now open!

Artemis and Holly have been captured, and Koboi is dangerously close to destroying the space-time continuum. But then something goes wrong... (No, not the Doctor) (1-shot)

"What is the worst that could happen if something goes wrong this time?", Angelina demanded to know. "Minor explosions, maybe some toxic elements spreading inside the mansion and well, or I could destroy gravitation in a smaller area." Artemis answered. "What are you working on!" "Like I already confirmed, I am working on Holly's present."

When Holly had been called by Foaly early in the morning, because the LEP needed her even on her day off, she was prepared for everything. It was pretty often her well deserved breaks were cut short because of an emergency; criminals do not care about your work-life balance, commander Root had told her once. Yes she was prepared for everything, such was her life. Or so she thought.

He's a genius. He's a criminal mastermind. He's a millionaire. And he has never been on a date before. Though, it's not a real date. After all he and Holly are best friends… On the other hand neither of them ever has been out to drink some coffee without having to save the fairy civilization either.