Artemis has returned from the grave about 2 weeks, so why does he feel the need to return? One shot Post TLG. Re-uploaded because I don't know how to computer.

Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't. Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...

When Holly has a nightmare at work, who hears her scream and comes running? Why, none other than our beloved Commander Julius Root! Holly/Root FATHER/DAUGHTER relationship! Marked complete, but it may not be. Haven't decided yet.

Ever since the events in The Time Paradox, Artemis Fowl has fallen into a depression. Butler has gotten more and more worried about the young genius. So he decides to call in some help. The question is: Will Major Holly Short of the LEPrecon be able to snap him out of it?

Artemis and Holly get trapped in an elevator, which is just what they need to get to talking... Hartemis one-shot, fluff, no lemons, just cuteness

Parody of and including: clichés, bad fanfiction, pairings, and, of course, Mary Sues. Randomosity, people. (I have no idea what it means either, but it sounds catchy.)

Ever been flicking through an Artemis Fowl book and thought," Hey, this could do with some spontaneous, but somehow great singing and choreography"? Well, now you don't have to! Coming soon to a theatre near you: Artemis Fowl: The Musical! Featuring an amazing soundtrack with songs from better musicals such as The Lion King and Wicked! Tickets are 300,002, but free if you review!

A mother's Day drabble Artemis Fowl style. probably a bit OOC hope you enjoy

Lana is just your typical, normal american teenager, almost 18 and preparing for college. Then she meets Artemis Fowl. And as much as she wants to, she can't deny the inexplicable attraction between them. But Artemis is hiding something, and she will find out what

Charlie Claire Eaves leads a boring, average life. But when an odd package comes in the mail- with her name on it- her life gets crazy. She gets magically transported into her favorite book, Artemis Fowl. When she finds out she's stuck there, she has to make a decision- spend her life in her favorite book; or break out.

The people created werewolfs as a defense against the mudmen. putting the last, Fae, into a magical coma until the demons return from hybris. disoriented she bites Artemis Fowl. The repercussions will cause ripples no one could have imagined. T cuz im more paranoid than artemis with atlantis complex.

Artemis is in for a surprise on his 15th birthday and Root is still alive in my fanfict.

A snapshot of the relationship between Holly and Artemis after The Book of Ages.

OS. AF/HS. Après le tomme 8. Artemis cherche un moyen de retrouver toute sa mémoire, en particulier sur certains moments. Moments dont il est sûr d'avoir passés avec Holly...

Better written but still the unserious, hilarious story you love. When Artemis comes face to face with 12 alter egos, each one worse than the last, it's just plain annoying that a revived Koboi should feel like taking over the world. But on the brink of humanity's likely extinction, witness what happens when absolute stupidity meets total genius, with some teenage antics thrown in.

Artemis has a new project but no one but he and another know. Artemis is changing and the clock is ticking. Will anyone be able to stop him this time?

Someone is leaving confectionary treats on his desk while he uses the toilet. Notes are left in a foreign language that he cannot identify. His memories are missing. They're connected somehow, and Artemis Fowl will find out how. Post-EC, non-OD-compliant.

When Artemis Fowl died, he left with more than just his soul.

After the Great Crash, both Haven and above ground were thrown into disarray. Years later, Beckett and Myles have grown up, and with the help of their friends, their family, and of course the fairies, it may just be possible to restore both worlds. Includes OCs, a touch of love, and a whole lot of sarcasm. T for mild swearing and violence, cover art by KisaSohmaCookie.

Artemis Fowl at the beginning of his adventurers had 1, kidnapped a special Holly Short, 2, escaped a time freeze, 3, escaped with fairy gold. In a different dimension things had gone the same way for Artemis, but only one thing was different, he was a she. As of 8/8/15: I have gone back and rewritten chapters, new ones up.

For the first time since Artemis Fowl the Second was a child, his bedroom window was open. What compelled him to do this? Has some Hartemis, just because.

No, really, he was almost POSITIVE this didn't fall under his job description.

While Holly, Foaly, and Butler are untangling the final threads of Artemis Fowl's greatest—and perhaps last—plan, somebody else is developing their own scheme. For if Artemis was strong enough to stay in the physical realm when his body was gone, so was this somebody. When the clone of Artemis is occupied by a soul, it is not his own that fills it. It's Opal Koboi. She's back.

Like any other one shot compilation. Filled with randomized one shorts all so known as little chapters! This is updated randomly, also maybe monthly. MAYBE. But most of the time, in a few weeks or so. But depends. Anyhow, feel free to PM me, or leave a comment for requests! Enjoy!

The diary of a paranoid and slightly carrot-mad centaur. Set during Lost Colony.