Things that go bump... in the laboratory.

This story takes place after the seven book of Artemis Fowl (The Atlantis Complex.) This story has a OC in it... Artemis is just out of the elf hospital, finally home again. Then he gets a visitor that he was never expecting...

This letter is strictly confidential. It records an event that is unknown to everyone, well apart from you and me, old friend. So I request you not to let anyone get it.

Not TLG compatible. Artemis Fowl is known all over the world, and under it, for one reason or another. Now, that somebody that's been in his shadow loses everything and decides to try to make a big comeback: Through DNA experiments with fairy genes she hopes to give humans the ability to use magic. Worse yet, she's got her eyes set on Artemis as one of her test subjects!

*Spoilers* Artemis Fowl's life has started to become normal, or as close as normal it could get for him. He can almost forget about the unfortunate event of his death... almost. When he starts getting strange blackouts and other symptoms that had never happened to him before, he is forced to put his brain to the test against the worst enemy of all; the unknown.

The final installment of my Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata trilogy. After saving the world from vengeful Japanese deities and indulging in a little office romance, our favourite LEP officer, Holly Short, is off to the Americas to investigate Jack the Ripper-esque murders in Mexico City. An AU set after the Eternity Code.

An unsuspecting Holly Short sets out to Dublin, Ireland in order to restore her magic. Deja Vu ensues as she is once again kidnapped by the same mud boy, but what could Fowl possibly wish for now? Wealth? Magic? The answer is neither. Artemis just wants to get laid.

Domovoi's funeral as related by Holly. Oneshot, drama, rated k plus.

Holly is none too pleased when Orion thrusts upon her an ornate gift. But that's nothing compared to the disturbing places her overactive imagination takes her as a result... [Oneshot, set between TAC and TLG.]

Artemis meets an old friend from his childhood. When he finds out what she's been through, he joins her to set things right. As he helps her through, he discovers the different sides of him and his friends. P.S. - This is my first FanFiction story, so please read and review!

artemis play's a song on his piano one afternoon wile he ponders about his memories. and it brings up some old scars. post books. one-shot.

Christina Finley is seventeen when her parents die in a fire and custody over her and her 12 year sister, Amanda, is given to an uncle, Artemis Fowl the First, that she never knew she had. But this rich, new family of Christiania's is one that holds many secrets that she will figure out at any cost... Spoilers for books 1-8.

A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.

While accompanying Artemis and Butler on a business trip in London, Holly has a little trouble with a vending machine... and gets a little angry... Just fun, pure comedy, very short one-shot, angry Holly, there was a spoiler but I edited it out, you're welcome, takes place after tOD (not that it matters)

Something is bringing back people from Artemis' and Holly's past, but who? and how? Sequel to my story "The Next Adventure"

Artemis Fowl has always been seduced by a life of crime. The thrill of the kill is simply too much to resist. But when he goes after a myth, a power, the accursed amulet, he may have found the adventure of a lifetime. But is it a darkness so great that not even he can overcome it?

He couldn't believe he had been wasting his talents living this lie. A small mischievous grin fell across his lips. She promised him true success…he would make up for the wasted time. Artemis Fowl the second was finally back.

Holly tells Artemis to leave her alone and never contact her again. 25 years later Holly comes for help but will Artemis help her? Artemis/OC

One-shots and drabbles of all kinds. Finely detailed and barley discernible.

Artemis is seeing someone. Who is it? What will happen when others find out?

What happens when 6 people are resurrected, come back from the dead? Will there loved ones believe it's them or will they not? What changes have passed in the time they have been gone?

Artemis is feed up with his current life and being rejected by Holly and Minerva he leaves in the middle of the night. No one can find him. Now he is happy and living a life worth living. Did I mention he had a wife?...

Holly left the people because she was in love with Artemis and they were keeping things from her. Artemis returned those feelings. Now it is 13 and a half years later and the people need their help and to warn them. Will Artemis and Holly help them? After all they never contacted Artemis about her disappearance. So why would they care now? Set After the Atlantis Complex.

Artemis and Holly stuff, mostly. Expect each chapter to be a new short story.

I'm back! Holly goes on her first vacation in a few decades, and decides to spend a little time topside. Any and all criticisms are welcome, so review, please. A/H, probably a bit of fluff. Updated, after like two years on hiatus, woops! Warning, this is really old and I can't be bothered to rewrite the terrible parts.