So, I've been obsessed with Artemis Fowl recently, so I've written some parodies. This is my first fanfic, so no harsh comments. Disclaimer: I don't own any Artemis Fowl characters. Eoin Colfer does. Also, I don't own any of the songs. I would also like to mention my friend, username randomosity4arty. Enjoy and comment

It's a one shot, a preview of whats to come. The adventures of our god friends always seem to have a happy ending- but their luck can't last forever, can it? Rated T for violence and fabulous explosions.

The sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata. Holly gets assigned to the theft and/or kidnapping (it depends who you ask) of an ancient Fairy relic and has to deal with choking hazards, racist co-workers, duelling lovers, and an Irishman who is worse than all the rest of it combined. AU set after The Eternity Code.

Als Artemis Fowl und Penelope Smith das erste mal aufeinander treffen ahnen sie noch nichts von der wahren Identität des Anderen. Das ändert sich aber schnell. Sie ist genauso intelligent wie Artemis und zu dessen Schreck Detektivin. Doch dann entführt Artemis Holly. Ist er damit zu weit gegangen? Kann Penelope Artemis noch verzeihen? (Artemis Fowl x oc)

There are far too many obstacles in place for Holly to even think about telling Artemis how she feels for him. Then, she is offered a chance to see her future, and she see that all of her worries are for naught. But how to convince Artemis? Sometimes all it takes is a hostage situation for people to come together.

Um reencontro entre antigos amigos, e possivelmente algo mais - future!fic - Artemis/Holly

I wrote this shortly after finishing the last Artemis Fowl book (ok, immediately after), deciding that I didn't like the cliffhanging ending to a series. This is the beginning of my own series of Artemis Fowl stories, as I now have ideas for more adventures.

Once Ireland's most eligible bachelor, Artemis Fowl II is now a married man. The genius simply couldn't resist every chance to add salt to Trouble's wound for successfully asking Holly Short's hand for marriage. One fine day, Artemis brought his child, Angela Fowl, who was not feeling well, to work. Both genii had fun humiliating poor Trouble, now a LEP commander. One Shot.

Beckett and Myles, age 12, have always been for Artemis's attention. But will Beckett's desperate attempt put the fairy race in danger? "Runs in the Fowl blood, doesn't it?" Rated T for language and brotherly violence. Edited and complete version.

Holly decides to go above ground on her day off so that her and Artemis get to hang out, which happens never. The thing is, is that this road trip is full of surprises!

Post TLG. After months of pressuring from Foaly, Holly finally used the vacations days she had collected. Thinking her time better spent with friends, she opts to stay at Fowl Manor. Indefinite hiatus.

Set in between The Time Paradox and The Atlantis Complex.

Artemis and Holly are at it again... The pair meet up once again for a new "adventure" that could land them in deep TROUBLE! May become a cross over or series. AF/HS and TK/oc Better than it sounds I hope ;P After TP. Might be named soon!

Arty has a kid, Anna Sophia, who, like himself is a genius with a special gift... 'My many layers of vision had kept me out of trouble. Then I met him.'

So, was I the only one bothered when Artemis met his perfect match, and then she wasn't mentioned in the next two books? Well, it certainly bothered me, so I have made up a little story about Artemis and Minerva having a little reunion. Please review!

Artemis suddenly goes into a coma because of Orion. Now it all comes down to Holly to save Artemis, because only one can come out alive. (longest one-shot EVER)

Title isn't 100% related to story. When Artemis was revived, he wasn't strictly the same. Does he love... Someone? What is it he isn't telling Holly? Possibly a multi-chapter... Haven't decided... Review please! Xxx Also on my AO3 account.

After what happened in the last guardian, Opal is gone... correct? incorrect. She has only lost any sanity left, and is bent on destroying Holly. Will Holly make it, or be vanquished in Opal s wrath?

They say that a clone is just a shell of a person. But there is more to Nopal than meets the eye... TLG SPOILERS!

After The Last Guardian, Artemis has a bit of trouble recalling certain events. He asks Holly to help him remember using an unorthodox method.

It's been months since the funeral. Holly keeps expecting him to pop back up somehow, like he did in the patch of fairy roses somehow. But he won't. [Character death, obviously] [Oneshot]

Artemis walks in on something unexpected. Arty/holly

Artemis Fowl is alive. His spirit is in his clone. He doesn't remember anything about the fairies or family. He seems to only remember his happy and joyful memories and not his painful ones. What happened to his old body? Where did it go? What happens if Artemis old body comes back to life with all his painful memories? Better summary inside, after TLG. Rated T for safety

Turnball has managed to survive the sinking ship, but not his wife. He blamed Artemis Fowl, and so he decided to let Artemis experience what he did as he watched his wife die. However, Artemis won't let his friends die when he knows that he can stop Turnball. Rating is due to gruesome content and character death. The plot revolves around after the big show down.

Artemis had suffered the same fate as she had. They were both hauntingly beautiful. As if the gods wanted to make up for the broken pieces that lay inside their tarlike souls. But unlike him, no one had come around to fix the broken girl. Oneshot. Opalesque