"A visual defect in which distant objects appear blurred because their images are focused in front of the retina rather than on it..." Which is still strange because he had always been right in front of her… and yet she never saw this coming. Artemis/Holly

This story is a scene from the book "The Time Paradox" that I added to. This is my first FanFiction ever so please give me a chance and check it out. The story is better than my summary. It is rated T because I don't know what else to rate it. Disclaimer: I own nothing!

Holly's life is quiet now: desk job, bickering kids, concerned husband and a quaint house in the suburbs. She was far from happy, but she was perfectly content. Until one day, Holly wakes up on a different bed, with Artemis Fowl beside her and no clue how she got there. A glimpse of what her life should have been: hurt, bliss, passion and Artemis. A/H

Artemis Fowl has just pulled off the most brilliant feat of his career, he has come back from the dead. after gaining his memories, Artemis's friend and sister to his bodygaurd, Juliet, finds that Ireland a Talent Show is having an audition to gain some more performers. With some convincing Artemis agrees to the auditions and they all go to try out. When a new character appears.

A herd of trolls have attacked Fowl Manor, but don't worry. The twins have it under control.

Artemis is sick in bed with the flu. Holly is there to watch over him. But what is this- Is Holly sick too? And would someone as remarkable as Artemis really fall victim to something as simple as the flu? No, no he wouldn't. AFxHS Fluffy Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Opal is now dead and is roaming the dark world, where she figures out her past from her diary when she was 13 years old.(and older) This is her story of her younger self. Opal used to be normal. What has made Opal go to the dark and insanity side? Rated T for abuse and to be safe. Better story than summary... Read and review please :D (Or I shall not continue) After TLG.

A series of drabbles about Artemis's grandson and his best friend. May become a romance story.

What if there was someone else who could match the intelligence and wit of Artemis Fowl, the major criminal mastermind of the 21st century. What if that person also knew of the secret world underground. Will they join together to make the best team of geniuses or, like oil and water, never be able to work with one another. My first fanfic please read, review and follow! Artemis/OC

Two-Shot drabble. Out of Character. All human

'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.

Holly is busting an experimental facility in Opal Kobai's control. One of the experiments there, a boy with blue eyes, spews nonsense and mathematical formulas. But he does not say what happened. When Kobai is asked she smiles and says, "He is our prized one."

Artemis Fowl's new adventure is a race against time and a battle through space. Artemis gets stuck in an alter-universe where anything can happen, even friendship between Mud Men and the People. Will he stay there for good and leave his friends and family behind? It's his choice.

The Artemis Fowl archive is dying. Badfic authors, with a heinous disregard for canon, are polluting it with cliches and Mary Sues. So a school was set up, to educate these writers in the art of literature. Applications currently closed. ON HIATUS sorry. Expect updates when you don't.

'My hairs bright red and I've got a temper to match'/You only get invited if they think you'd be a good match for the Prince, or married to a possibly suitable match/Artemis laughs. "I like you, Polly. You're very independent. You can be my wife." AU, non-elf Holly.

One-shot. Comes after TLG so spoilers (obviously) Contains some nice, happy ending, fluffiness. :) Just something that has been in my head for forever! Should be noted that this is my first fanfic.

When Holly finds Artemis spiralling into depression she tries to fix his broken mind. But when old enemies start to return and the dead begin to walk it looks like the worst is yet to come! So they call in old allies in the hope of stopping the upcoming threat. But this time the villains are not who they seem and everything good has fought to build is crumbling down.

Third & final story in the Next Gen series. Belinda was abandoned by her parents, how can she ever forgive them, or talk to them for that matter? Hayden is growing tired of keeping secrets, how can he confess his feelings and make everything right? Grayson is running out of time, but how is everyone going to take knowing the truth? And what happens when all of this comes together?

Holly discovers that Artemis, Butler, and Mulch actually have something in common –– but she wishes she hadn't. So in other words, another one of my weirdly strudel-centric crackfics. You've been warned...

Very short one shot. Holly comes to Fowl Manor one day, in a rage, ready to strangle Butler. What happened? When they find out why, the situation becomes very awkward for everyone...Rated M, but no actual lemons, so don't worry.

Short (crack!) one-shot about Artemis having to deal with puberty.

"It is God who suffered them, though He restrained them. They landed with horror, with lofty deed,in their cloud of mighty combat of spectres,upon a mountain of Conmaicne of Connacht. Without distinction to discerning Ireland, without ships, a ruthless course the truth was not known beneath the sky of stars, whether they were of heaven or of earth." The true story of Taillte.

Artemis Fowl II, âgé maintenant de 19 ans, est devenu le procureur le plus réputé d'Irlande - plutôt ironique pour un criminel. Mais sa vie parfaite et sa carrière vont être remises en question par un certain Samuel Gold, l'accusant du meurtre de son père...

I decide to shout some Gnommish out my window and got a little surprise in return.

An epilogue for the first volume of Artemis Fowl. Takes place after the second book, and involves Root's reaction to the "unavoidable extrapolation" that J. Argon put in his report.