When Artemis and Holly start dating, they realize that Artemis must become an elf in order to continue their relationship. Chapter 6 has been recently updated, reread it if you haven't already. (January 16, 2013). Has been renamed, was Artemis Fowl Fanfiction, now there's a current, much better title.

Leroy is Artemis Fowl's son. He's being chased by Number 6 an annoying demon who is Number 1's son. Pairings: Artemis Fowl/Holly Short, Juliet Butler/OC

Have you ever wondered what sparked Artemis' hate of lollipops? Look no further! This is my first fanfic, so it might be horrible... Please R&R.

Artemis is the biggest and baddest gangsta in Ireland! He sets out to kidnap Holly Short, the baddest chick in the LEP, but will he succeed? "Ain't no human gonna kidnap me, yo!" says Holly. "Hmmhmm!" Enjoy reading about Artemis in his low slung pants and Foaly in his backwards foil ball cap!

Artemis does something stupid and finds something about Holly that he never would have imagined. He never noticed any signs and she never told him before! What does it have to do with Lili Frond? Short one shot, Holly is OC.

Artemis Fowl's childhood is self explanatory. But what About Holly Short? Trouble Kelp or Ash Vein? Innocence will be stolen, minds will be corrupted, and friendships were be torn apart at the seams. Can they still get the happy ending they've always desired? May be rated M in the future because of mature content.

Artemis Fowl, brilliant mastermind, kidnaps Holly Short, a dumb elf in the LEP. When he kidnaps the elf, he ends up getting more than he bargained for... Then, Opal actually manages to take over the World, but was it worth it? Later, Butler gets killed and Artemis's invention is stolen. Will Butler be brought back to life? Rated M for adult themes. More adventures coming!

Post TTP: Artemis suddenly develops a rare fairy mental disorder. As his friends race to cure him, Artemis is lost in the fog of his own mind unable to plot. What will happen when he wakes from the fog to find himself lost... Note: This was started before the AC was released but after a brief plot description was released...

Artemis Fowl is infected with a strange disease that makes him afraid of his friends. Not to mention the fact that he can shapeshift. So, how can they cure him? Why is he in the Amazon? And is Opal Koboi behind all this? ON HIATUS.

The Title says it all! Short One shot based on a scene from Borat. Artemis gets very mad at Butler when he sees him doing something inappropriate to a picture of Holly.

Takes place after TAC. Holly hasn't seen Arty for 10 weeks because of his treatment. Short and fluffy, the first fanfic I publish here. H/A

This takes place after the fifth book. Please R&R. Enjoy! ArtemisXMinerva Chapter 5 is up.

Artemis Fowl, heir to the Fowl Empire was supposed to be dead. After cloning himself and returning to his body, the Fowl heir finds his second chance at life a major adjustment. As he gets increasingly interwoven into the deep, complex consequences of Bruin Fadda's magic, he realizes he doesn't just have a second chance at life, but someone else very important to him.

Artemis gets shot when he jumps in front of Butler to save him. He gets rushed down to the J. Argon clinic in critical condition. Holly is haunted by the memories of that fateful night. When she finally gets to go and see him, she is shocked to discover that it's not exactly Artemis in control of the teenager's body. Post TLG. My first fic. Just your trashy, guilty pleasure go-to.

When events, written only in the oldest prophecies, start coming to pass, the fragile world of new is put to the breaking point. And this time, there is no blur between the fairy world and the human world: they are all decimated. Literal brimstone and fire, war, disease, and a one-world government are only half of the battle that is to come.

"I once scored a ninety-nine percent on a mathematics assignment. I was mortified. I had forgotten to round up the third decimal point place. Imagine my embarrassment." –Artemis Fowl II, The Artemis Fowl Files, during the interview when asked what his most embarrassing moment was. Oneshot on what I believe happened.

Where fanfics come to die. First story to come out of storage - "Gift Wrapped". In which some of you might remember Opal Koboi getting Artemis as a Christmas pressie. Read on to find out whether that's actually as kinky as it sounds.

It was just Holly's luck that the one day she could get a visa to visit the surface she would get kidnapped by a insane mudboy.And it was just Artemis's luck that the fairy he kidnapped was one no one would notice was missing until she didn't show up for work enough days. Who will lose it first? AU - Non-LEP Holly and a bit crazy Artemis working alone. On Lengthy Hiatus

Artemis Fowl is the most incredible person that Callum has ever met. It's a shame that Artemis seems to have no interest in him at all. Artemis/OC

Ever want to know what happened after the end of the Artemis Fowl series? Here you go!

A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.

A drabble inspired by CieloCrimisi's "The Horror's of Our Love".

Artemis is off to college, where he takes a passive then active interest in the goalie of the football (soccer) team. ArtemisxOMC

None of the stories ever happened, you know. Series AU. (Themes of death and illness.)

When Butler discovers a lethal problem, Artemis and the gang must race against time to cure him. Featuring new characters from the peoples past, can Artemis save his friend in time?