A collection of the daily exchanges between and boy that's given up his family, and a bodyguard that hardly had one. evil!Myles Fowl/Male OC (my friend's). Drug use. Sex. Bashing of the rest of the Fowl's (Myles is not a nice boy)

Selected Artemis Fowl characters have a list of fifteen things no one needs to know. No1 now up!

When Holly gets a long deserved vacation and ends upat Fowl Manor...will there be lots of drama?

Artemis and Holly clarify the blurred lines defining reality from fantasy. In a world of twisted time, abandoned families and broken boys, the deepest truths are often no different from a figment of imagination. Everything is not as it seems.

Write a reveiw to Artemis and he will answer it. Rated T to be safe.

But you won't get to see the tears I cry behind these hazel eyes.

It has been 3 months since Artemis Fowl came back to life, yet their is something different about him. What does he do when his family throws him away? As if that isn't enough trouble, their is a foe lurking in plain sight,

Artemis Fowl becomes addicted to the game Pokemon Black.

Artemis never even wanted friends until he met the LEP. Now that he was going through puberty it was getting even worse. Artemis/Holly really short one-shot. I guess it could be spoilers to book five.

Fowl Manor hides the Fowls' many haunting secrets and buried lies. When Artemis unearths the most tragic secret of all, he realizes that there are some things better left unseen and forgotten. Oneshot

{Entry for AEC.} This is my entry for the Alternate Ending Contest hosted by Kellycat77. As the title says, it's an alternate ending, so don't hate. Read and review, please. It is a single-chapter story, obviously.

Deep down, Holly knew from the day she befriended a human that this day would come, but now that it's here, she wasn't sure if she could handle it alone. My first proper fanfic, reviews are appreciated.

This is a oneshot on the life of the one human "allowed" to live in the underground fairy city. His name is dawn, and he is a hair stylist. The LEP comes by the salon after a hard day to test him.

Myles was gone. (Incest)

A new friend at Holly's apartment catches Artemis's eye.

Holly and Juliet have decided to play match maker. With who exactly? Well that's the fun part. It's the last thing anyone ever expected. Set after The Last Guardian. Slash. Things maybe be implied. Co-written with FlightAttendantCrazyLady.

"I got bitten by a swear toad once. We were sweeping a tunnel for a rogue troll and the little guy just popped out of a hole. [It was a small chunk,] but the venom caused a lot of swelling. I just hope Artemis Fowl doesn't find out about it." –Holly Short, The Artemis Fowl Files, when asked what was her most embarrassing moment. Oneshot based on what I believe happened.

A series of drabbles covering anything I happen to dream up. This includes but is not limited to movie dates, bathroom maulings, irresistible cologne, an unholy amount of blenders, etc. Mostly humorous and a tendency for AxH. Chapter Nine: Chess isn't all that exciting. Unless you're Artemis.

post TLG, oneshot, Artemis meets up with Holly at the place where it all began to talk about another time, story is better then summary, fluffish

In which Holly is a contortionist in a black and white circus, and Artemis Fowl is at risk of losing his mind. "Who are you, really," he asks in a voice crisper than gold and smoother than silk. "Slow down, bourgeois boy. You'll find out soon enough." Night Circus AU.

It isn't easy having a head full of opposing opinions. (all alters except for Orion belong to me from my story, The Long Way Home.) Just for laughs, whether you're laughing at me or with me . Drabbles and stuff. Yes it's crap.

Artemis and Holly Fowl were sure that their lives was perfect; they had a son and a loving family. Then, Artemis and Butler are whisked off into the future to fight for the human race against the People at their deadliest state. Artemis has a plan that could save them all, but its consequences to his family could be devastating to Holly. I don't own Artemis Fowl or Disasteress Rage

Basically this will be a collection of what the title says. Oneshots and songfics. Unless of course I decide that the fic deserves to be separate.

what would happen if Artemis Fowl met someone as smart as he was but not a criminal? I'll give you a hint, it involves an enemy that we all thought was dead. Post TLG. This is my first fanfic please R&R!

Can Artemis Fowl fix this broken, sad, emo girl? Can he? Find out.