Damn, if you asked me three months ago I'd write 100k words for this, I wouldn't have believed you. I mean 100 thousand words... hah, even thinking about it is mind boggling. How the hell did I manage to write one hundred thousand words?
I mean this is a poorly written Self Insert written by someone who thinks they are intelligent (But really isn't.)
Really, I think a gorilla writes this fic.
But oh well, thank you so very much for helping me reach this milestone! No matter if the comments were positive or negative, they all helped me write this fic!
So THANK YOU!
Gintama Ending 20, Nakama is the song for today's chapter. Fun fact, this is one of my favourite ending songs to an anime ever, despite it being prominent only in the Thorny arc I'll never forget it.
Also, uhm, sorry for the slightly delay. I have been rewatching Gintama since January, and these past few weeks I really picked up watching it again for the Final Movie. And now I finally watched Gintama The Final... words can't express how much the film meant to me as a fan. So instead I hope you like this chapter.
Both are arguably low quality in the eyes of many (Not that my shit is comparable to Hideaki Sorachi's shit, his is massive.) But you catch my drift, as the French say (I think),
Enjoy!
ANOTHER NOTE!
Happy anniversary to Bleach, twenty years huh? Crazy. Even though Bleach is older than me (Not by much), it's still one of my favourite stories ever written and helped inspired me to write this fic as well. So thank you Tite Kubo for everything! P.S. that new chapter was fire... Hell-fire.
Summary:
I'm going to be the King of the Heroes! That's right, Yamazaki D Sora, King of the Heroes! Sigh, my jokes are getting old real quick. Why'd it only me that finds my jokes funny, huh? Oh, I know! This fic needs a mascot, or some sort of straight man to help elevate the humour! Ah, I'll use Kaminari as the straight man, pointing out the obvious things, Jiro and Yaoyorozu will be the wacky duo, and I'm the protagonist of course!
Over the Top 2, coming to a cinema near you! (Make sure not to pirate it!)
"So, how was your first day at school?" Hinata asked me. At first I wanted to say that it was uneventful, but that would be a tremendous lie. I mean I did basically throw a tantrum at our homeroom teacher, slept through an entire lesson and forgot periods five and six, after lunch. Not to mention I don't even remember how I got home, it's almost as if I just magically appeared in this scene...
Nah, I'm being stupid. How could I forget the promise the four of us made to meet up again in two years at Jaboady Archipelago?! "Sora... you seem out of it?" I shook my head. "Nah, I'm fine mum." Hinata giggled as she replied, "Honestly Sora-kun, calling me 'mum' makes me feel old." I shrugged my shoulders. No matter what, she'd be my mother, she had earned it and I told her that while I made myself a sandwich.
School was quite tiring, even with lunch. "Nah I'm good. Just tired, who knew using my Quirk for a test would tire me out." Her smile softened as she pulled me into a tight hug. "You know Sora, compared to the small child you were when we picked you up, you've really grown. Who knew you'd be a hero? I mean Gekko and I are proud, very proud, but U.A. is incredible. And we all believe in you, so don't be discouraged because you might have gotten a bad result."
I rolled my eyes, leave it to Hinata to believe I did bad on the test. "Muum, stop thinking negatively." I moaned. "I did fine, eighth overall in the class." She blinked at me, before a loud screech erupted from her. "E-EIGHTH?!" She said, shocked. I nodded. "Oh my-, Thats... On your first day? Wow, Sora don't you think you can become the next All Might?" I scoffed as I reminded her that there were seven other people ahead of me in the rankings.
"Yes I know, but if you work hard you could reach first." She explained to me. "Yeah, but I'm not the only one that will be training 'hard'. Everyone will, especially with the festival coming around the corner." The U.A. Sports Festival, on one hand I was excited to show my progress to everyone, as well as selling myself towards the top Pro Heroes on live television. On the other hand, it was just kids beating the shit out of each other.
"Ah! The Sports Festival, that reminds me, are we going to watch it live or at home?" I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know, it's only been the first day. I reckon when we get closer to the actual date they will sort all this out, anyway are you guys sure you want to come?" I asked. She nodded as she remarked that she wouldn't miss it for the world. "We all want to cheer for you, Gekko, Miwa and I. We've planned to take that day off specifically so that we can cheer you on. SO you bet your Cloud ass that we are going to watch you!"
I winced. "You shouldn't be using language like that around kids." She giggled as she slapped my shoulder lightly, replying with a snort "Oh please Sora, I've heard you play games with your friends. You've said some horrible stuff, I mean honestly." Oh god, that was even worse. "What is it with you fixation with your fiends mothers-," I cut her off as I asked about when Gekko was going to come home.
Despite nearly being embarrassed, I still felt a warm tug on my heart as she lectured me on how to make a proper sandwich. This was my family, sure we weren't blood related but that wasn't why we were like this. "...Sora, you've spaced out again? Seriously, you're starting to make me worried. Are you okay? Do you have a fever? I'll call U.A. tomorrow and say you aren't feeling well, I bet it's the food you ate at lunch. Gr, who knew that Japan's top heroic school has less then serviceable food, although It would make sense-,"
"Hinata, you're rambling again," Miwa interjected, having come from the shower as her head was wrapped around with a towel. "I'm sure Sora's fine, he's just a little bit underwhelmed. Nothing to worry about, even if he was sick it wouldn't affect his brain, it's a cloud anyways." Tch, she just called me stupid? "Oi, my brain isn't a cloud. Your brain is a cloud." She snorted as she sat dow on the couch, turning on the TV to some medical programme. "I'm not the one with a Quirk that summons a cloud. That's you."
I laughed. That was true, I did have Nimbus. "Yeah so, that doesn't mean you can't have an empty brain too." She pointed the TV remote at me as she said, "Mute." Pressing the mute button. Huh? "Uhm what was that supposed to do-," She pressed the button again. "I said mute, I'm trying to watch my show." I simply stared at her blankly, I mean mute? Seriously?
"That's not going to work-,"
"MUTE!"
I sighed. Well this was annoying. My phone pinged me as I saw Kaminari sent me a message.
Kaminari: Yo dude
Kaminari: It's me
Kaminari: Denki Kaminari from school, Present Mic finally gave my phone back
Kaminari: Do you wanna play some games? I got every console and a PC
You: Yes I do remember you
You: And sure
You: Give me a few minutes
Kaminari: Okay let's goooooooo
"Speaking to a friend?" Hinata asked me curiously. I nodded. "Yeah, Kaminari, he sits next to me. I'm gonna go play games with him in a bit." She nodded. "Fair enough, if you want I'll bring your dinner to you so you can eat and play?" I shook my head. "No, that's nasty. I'd never eat in my room, just tell me when it'd done. I'll leave the game or something."
She nodded. "Alright then, ja ne," I said rather loudly, causing Miwa to glare at my direction. Snickering, I walked to my room. Yeah, sure we weren't related by blood, but that's what made us closer, the fact that we were a family. I was just being stupid, there was no way I liked Miwa in that way. Yeah... No way at all.
Chapter
Nine
'Why can't females wear skin tight costumes at all times?'
"Kyah!" I yelled at the screen, mashing the 'X' button on my controller as I heard Kaminari yelling obscenities through the microphone. "Shit, fuck, shit - It's DPS phase!" I cracked a smile as I saw that my ultimate move was finally filled up, hitting both the triggers at the same time I gave a triumphant cry as I saw the enemies health slowly depleted to nothing.
"Fuck yeah man!" I yelled down the microphone as I spin around on my chair, taking a sip from my soda. "We beat the tutorial boss!" Kaminari said excitedly. Funnily enough, me and Kaminari have totally opposite tastes in games. While I might have preferred more single player oriented games, Kaminari exclusively had multiplayer games. Leading for the both of us to browse the store in an effort to get a free game, most likely an MMO in order to play together.
Luckily we found one, a simple modern fantasy MMO where you have to climb the 'One Hundred Floors of Hell'. It was basic, the reviews were unfavourable but we were having a good time. "Hey man, I'm gonna save and log off. Getting kinda late, and I don't think Aizawa-sensei would be pleased if we turned up late tomorrow." Kaminari said.
I hummed in response. "Fair enough, I'm tried as well. Alright then, in a bit," I said as I left the party, turning off my console. I yawned slightly as I stretched my arms, my chair slightly wobbling as I did so. We had played for three and a half hours, the time currently being fifteen to ten. I was tired, craving for something sweet and by fingers were throbbing from all the button mashing I partook in.
See that was the problem with MMO's, all you do is press the same buttons over and over again. Unlike RPG's like Monkey Hunter, or Tales of Dragon's which required you press multiple different buttons (And wasn't a chore to play!) MMO's had very boring combat, I mean honestly who enjoys playing it. Not to mention the egregious payment model, I mean why would you purchase a subscription monthly for a game? In twelve months you would have already spent more money on it than the cost of a new game, standard edition, which begs the questions as to why do people play MMO's?
No, rather, why do humans instinctively crave to show off their created characters, decked out with the best and most rarest gear the game has to offer. Probably having spent more time in the game than wiping their ass, showing haw far humanity had fallen. Or at least in my humble eyes, a soon to be hero. Rewinding after the day of school I had was at first hard, I mean it was kind of a shit show.
I think I might be on the teacher's bad side, I had made a new friend that was rather like me in some ways, and managed to possibly piss off a lot of my fellow students. It was like alert sounds where going off in my head about tomorrow, which thankfully I knew what the day was going to be about, or a portion of it at least. Battle training. I gulped, half scared and excited.
It was a prime opportunity to learn more about everyone's Quirks, and help to use them when we went to the USJ, which had just reminded me of something. How did the villains know where to go? As in, how did they as to what day the class would appear with All Might? If I remembered correctly, wasn't there supposed to be an incident at school with some reporters that allowed the villains to sneak in and steal the information.
Heh.
If I played my cards right, I could catch them during the act - Capturing them and thus foiling their plan meaning USJ would go as planned for our class. No one would be hurt, no one would die and more importantly I'd be a hero. I whistled slightly, the corners of my mouth twitching upright. I could imagine the headlines, a front page news report!
'Young schoolboy takes down villains singlehandedly!'
'New U.A. prodigy deals with villains who infiltrated the school!'
'Meet the student who stopped a villain attack by himself!'
Oh how the amount of populairty I would gain from it would make everything easier, I mean it would boost me to stardom pretty much. Psh, who cares about the son of Endeavour, or an explosive blonde boy with an attitude. No, none of them would be able to touch me. "Hahaha," I laughed, I would become the overlord of Class 1A. No more 'monster trio', no it would be the 'monster' of Class 1A.
Sora Yamazaki! Flying across his room! Huh-, Why am I flying in my room? My chair tipped backwards and before I could even register it-,
Thud.
My head hit the floor with a resounding sound, probably my shouts of pain and the smacking sound it made. Curse you Japanese flooring! Oh well, at least my room wasn't a tatami mat, I shuddered to think about what would have happened if it was. Thankfully, Hinata and Gekko weren't much for tradition. For the most part... "Oi kid," I heard Gekko shout from the living room. "You good?"
No, I was currently not good. Thanks for asking.
I yawned.
I was so late, so godamn late to school. Half an hour. I already missed homeroom, and judging by the time I was going to miss a few minutes of first period as well. I gritted my teeth as I walked faster to school, why do trains always never arrive on time? Either they arrive early, or they arrive late. Especially in a city like Musutafu, where the majority of people commuted by train.
Car were way too expensive, and why ride a bicycle when there are chances of a random villain attacks, to me it just sounds stupid. What if the rider got flung through a building, at least with a car or train you have an outer shell so to speak to protect you, on a bicycle the only protection you would have is a prayer to whatever deity you worshipped. Not to mention, the atmosphere riding on the train had was unmatched in my opinion.
I mean just the scenery, the people you met and not to mention the sounds it makes when it rains is perfect for when listening to music. It can help truly provide some creative scenes, like me defeating villains one by one, with my Nimbus having not only grown in size but multiplied allowing me the ability to lift up the entire city as each citizen cheers me on as I unleash a mighty roar, purging the world of evil like the Hero one thousand years ago once more.
Sigh.
As Gekko says, dreaming is free. Unfortunately, I have a habit of dreaming a bit too much, especially to not worry about what Aizawa-sensei is going to do to my asshole when I walk in nearly forty minutes late. Five minutes? Understandable. Ten minutes? Pushing it a little, but manageable. But thirty seven minutes? What was going to be my excuse? I 'rescued a cat from a tree?' All he has to do is look at my allergies and see that I'm allergic to cat fur. I helped a granny walk across the road? Yeah, I'd help them on the way to the cemetery so I can get my inheritance more like.
Oh would you look at that, it's now thirty eight minutes. Thanks for reminding me Shiri.
Panting, I eventually reached the familiar campus. The guards took one look at me and snorted. "Name?" One of them asked. I blinked. Did I already have fans? "I said name, we need to check the register. Name, class and homeroom teacher." Oh, that made more sense. I mean, it's not like Japan's best school for Heroics is going to allow anybody to enter the campus, right. "Sora Yamazaki, Class 1A and Shota Aizawa." I replied.
It took another precious minute as the guard hummed the theme song to Doreamon, or what I hope was Doreamon and not this worlds bizarre version of it called Boreamon. I guess that was one of the many problems in this world discounting villains - The amount of things that mimicked my old life. I mean it felt like I was inserted directly into the manga, with everything I knew and loved having been tweaked in minor ways to avoid some sort of multi-universal copyright strike.
It quite literally was a fever dream. Or more aptly put: Hell. "All right, you're clear to go." The guard said as he handed me a small sticker. "Give this to your teacher, they will mark you in late and not count it as an unauthorised absence. Next time do try to get here on time." I frowned, it wasn't my fault! It was the train's fault! After trying to defend myself, the guard simply shooed me away. "Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say kid. Get to lesson, now."
Walking through the empty hallways made me nervous, luckily the security check had only taken about a minute or two which meant I had barely passed the forty minute threshold. I suppose that wasn't too bad, forty was a nice and round, even number which if I played my cards right, could allow me to come off as highly superstitious and thus avoid getting shouted at by Aizawa for being lazy.
I sighed. Jeez, the door was rather comically large. I could hear the excited chatter behind the door, mustering up my courage I went to reach for the door handle but paused midway. Now here was the thing, if I came in apologising it would make me seem like a good guy, but it would affect the image I had painted yesterday of the lazy genius archetype. While it would score some points with the more honest faction of the class for adhering to my promise yesterday, it would also alienate the more critical thinkers of my class who would be highly suspicious of my actions, I mean I did promise not to be lazy and waltzed in forty one-, no forty two minutes late.
I would be seen as untrustworthy. Likewise, if I stuck with the lazy image I'd offend more students but overall come across as a guy... Yeah that was about it. My image in this class was important after all. "Thinking about something?" A highly amused voice asked from behind me. "AH!" I screamed loudly. Oi, oi, oi! That can't have been a ghost right? No way, there weren't ghosts in U.A., it was a school of heroes. B-, But what if it was the ghosts of students who didn't graduate a part of my brain told me?
"Unfortunately, I'm not a ghost." An amused Aizawa replied. Crap, I said that aloud didn't I? "Go in, class already started. Oh and you have a detention after school today, whoever thought it was rational to arrive late on the second day of school deserves to be punished. You problem children really need better role models." I nodded. Well, my past life was slightly my role model, as in I'm doing everything I thought was cool but never did before.
Well, I was lazy in my previous life. But I don't think I was cool when doing it, just wasting my potential.
"What are you waiting for, the grass to grow greener? Get in." He lectured me, pushing me into the class quite forcibly. Suddenly the entire room stopped talking as all eyes came upon me. "Haha..." I started, trailing off in the end. "Yo, sorry I'm late. Train was pain." I tried to say, rubbing the back of my head. Iida looked downright furious, or what I perceived to be fury, Izuku looked timid ass ever, Bakugo clicked his teeth as he stared murder at me, Todoroki glanced cooly at me, Jiro and Momo both shook their heads at my antics and Kaminari gave me a thumbs up-, Why are you giving me a thumbs up?!
"Well the entire class is now here!" A booming voice said. Right next to me was the hulking form of Toshinori Yagi, All Might in his spandex costume and all. Oh right, All Might was my teacher.
How could I forget?
"Let's begin today's lesson on Heroics!" He enthusiastically said.
Wait shit... did I turn of my computer at home?
We were back in the changing rooms. This time Kaminari, Mineta and I were off in the corner. "Man, I can't believe you came to school that late!" Mineta said, stars in his eyes. "Your like... so cool. Perfect mixture of laziness and bad-boy attitude which is going to make you a chick magnet." I sighed. "I wish..." I whispered, making Kaminari snort presumably as he heard me. "Still Sora, you didn't seem surprised that All Might is our teacher?" Kaminari said. "It's like you already knew he was our teacher." From the corner of my eyes I could see Izuku's ears perking up at that as he not so subtly glanced my way.
I frowned, way to go Kaminari. "Mate I was surprised, it just still hasn't hit me that All Might is our teacher ya' know." I easily lied, clearing all suspicion of me as Izuku's attention wavered to his costume. Ha. It looked like a stupid green rabbit, and I couldn't help myself from snorting. "Something funny?" Mineta asked, putting on his own costume. I couldn't hold it as I bend over, laughing probably like a mad man.
Jeez, these people's costumes were stupid as hell. I mean a diaper? "Yamazaki! U.A. students shouldn't be laughing at our fellow Heroes costumes!" Iida said in his Transformer looking suit of armour, making me laugh hard enough for tears to start coming out. "Yeah, yeah. Got it." I managed to say between laughs as I regained my composure. The sight of Bakugo's gauntlets however left a permanent smile on my face, causing him to scowl even more. "Tch. Wanna say something, shitty could watcher?"
"Cloud watcher...?" I asked confused. Kaminari snorted as he explained that it was an affectionate nickname. "I think he see's you as a friend." Judging from Bakugo's face that was not the case, but a I felt a grin come to my face as I replied, "Oh, well then It's only fair I give him a nickname back. As friends of course. Kacchan looks to be taken, so how about Kaplosion? You know for his first name, and his Quirk?"
In a fit of anger he raised his hands, but decided to lower them as he stormed out the changing rooms muttering something about 'killing me'. Izuku was quivering in his boots quite literally. "Y-, Yamazaki-san, maybe you s-shouldn't antagonise K-Kacchan like that." I shrugged my shoulders at the green rip off All Might. "He called me a cloud watcher, I mean what kinda name is that?"
"Mmh, I can kinda see it though." Kaminari interjected. "Like I don't know, you just look like you'd enjoy watching clouds. I mean only lazy people do that, right?" Mineta nodded. "Oh yes, cloud watching when thinking about the girls steping on me-," I flicked the shorter boy in the face. "Get your S&M fetishes outta here man. Anyway, couldn't he have gone for something more, I don't know, creative? I mean he surely went out there with his costume, grenade gauntlets and all." Kaminari nodded his head slightly. "I guess. But what else was he gonna call you? Not like he's known you for long." Eh, fair enough. "Oh!" Mineta shouted, waving his hands in the air excitedly.
"What about 'Chick magnet'?" He offered. I shook my head, did Mineta only think of me as a chick magnet? "Veto'd. What about Scloudy?" Kaminari replied. I looked at him blankly. Scloudy? That sounded like a STD. 'Oh sorry sir, you spend too much time at the strip club and now you have contracted Scloudy.' Kaminari smiled as he nodded and added "Scloudy it is!" I shook my head. "Call me Scloudy and I crack your skull."
"Scloudy! Scloudy! Scloudy!" Kaminari sang to me as he ran around the mostly empty changing rooms. Mineta eventually joined in, although rather hesitantly as he maintained quite a distance from the blonde dunce. Especially more so when I tripped Kaminari up, causing him to hit his head on the wooden bench. "Scloudy this." I said amused as he rubbed his head in pain. "Hey man, you've barely gotten in your costume." Kaminari stated as he looked at my closed briefcase.
To be frank, I was scared. What if they got my design wrong? Well I wasn't the most fashionable person, but even I couldn't pull off an absolute train wreck. At first I really did want to go all out, but decided against it. Simple is better, especially in my case. I opened up by briefcase as grinned. "Get out, I'm changing." I said. "But you just watched us change no problem-," Kaminari protested before I punched him lightly.
"Oh, I'm going to look epic man. Don't want to spoil the surprise."
It was a baggy white Yakuta jacket with black stripes on each side of it being open. The material was soft, soft enough that it wouldn't add extra weight to me when flying in the air. Underneath it was a simple black vest, made up of lightweight levar that really was lightweight. Around my neck were a pair of white goggles, functioning to protect my eyes. Grey cargo trousers and some black boots to finish it off. However it wasn't over yet, no, I had one more surprise waiting for met at the bottom. Light blue fingerless gloves, made from a strand of my hair which theoretically should allow me to store some of my Quirk in it. Or at least that was my thoughts.
Where did my Quirk go? Simply put, once I asked my doctor all those years ago about my Quirk they struggled to come up with a definitive answer, but as my Quirk looked eerily similar to my hair they came up with the idea that it came from my body. Or something along those lines, which was why my Nimbus looked like my hair. Which got me thinking, my Nimbus was stored away for most of the time. But in a emergency situation, would I be able to summon and use Nimbus fast enough to make a difference?
Thus the gloves. If the gloves were made up of my hair, apart of me, then surely I could put some of my Nimbus to be permanently stored in the gloves, allowing me to draw from them in a pinch. However this only worked if my Quirk worked as the doctor theorised, if not the gloves would just be a cool aesthetic I suppose. "C'mon, work, work." I whispered as I summoned Nimbus, drawing some small strands from it as I wrapped it around the glove, making it seem as if the glove was a cloud itself moving and everything.
I waited a few moments, making sure it was wrapped around both gloves tightly as I returned Nimbus to wherever it went, and to my surprise it worked! I could feel two small Nimbuses from my gloves as I played around with them, making small daggers or sharp brass knuckles to some success. I grinned. Oh yeah, this was totally going to allow me to fight dirty. I walked out the changing room with a grin as I saw Jiro and Kaminari were waiting for me, Mineta staring at Yaoyorozu's costume, or lack there of.
"Woah..." Jiro said to me as Kaminari gave me a thumbs up. "Hey guys, check out Yamazaki's costume!" Kirishima shouted. "You look super manly dude, like a samurai or something. All that's missing is a sword." Well it was based off some samurai garb, so he wasn't far off. Yaoyorozu nodded at Kirishima's shout as she explained that it looked like traditional garb from the Bakumatsu period. "Heh, got me." I replied.
Kaminari slapped my back as he made a bad joke about clouds and samurai, but I wasn't paying attention. No, rather I was trying to avoid the stare of death Bakugo was trying to give me. Honestly, he was just a ball of rage. While that wasn't a bad thing per se, I could tell we would probably never get along. We were opposites, or rather I pissed him off and he pissed me off as I grinned at him, trying to provoke him.
I never said I was a saint.
"Uhm, students listen up." All Might begun, telling us all about the battle trial exercise. I stopped listening near the beginning, deciding to stare at the sky for a bit. I new what would happen, 'Too many questions' and someone talking about a cape or something. I knew about the specifics of the trial, heroes try to get the bomb while the villains defend. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So annoying... you would think he's in heat or something with the level of excitement All Might displayed. Or maybe I was just hearing something? Either way, I found a different meaning entirely for 'Plus Ultra'.
We drew lots to decide the teams, unfortunately I got the pleasure of being the closing battle, paired up with nobodies. I mean who the hell is Koji Koda? Was he even in cannon? I don't remember him frankly. Either way, we were versing Yuga Aoyama, or cape man as I called him, and Pinky. Yep. Pinky, also known as Mina Ashido. I tried to stay clear from her, she looked quite scary.
You never know who to trust, especially female's in skin tight clothing. I mean, not to be a pervert or anything, but out class was blessed with the, ahem, female populous. A glance at Mineta and Kaminari showed that they agreed with my statement. I mean honestly, whoever designed their costumes deserved a goddamned pay rise. Simply genius, skin tight costumes with the female body-,
No, that sounded rather perverse. I'm not a pervert, I'm a feminist.
Anyway's, the battle trials started. First up (To no surprise) was Izuku Midoriya, Ochako Uraraka against Tenya Iida and Katsuki Bakugo. Jeez, I could feel the damn tension a mile away. I glanced at our teacher, who looked seemingly unaware at the shit show that was going to go down. Should I intervene... nah. The fight was entertaining from what I remember, so why not watch it again but up close. Also, it was some good character growth... or just growth in general from what I remembered.
Pluuuuuus, I kinda was tired. If I did intervene it would be a pain, not to mention I had my own battle coming up. Koji Koda. He was tall, taller than me, had pale skin and a weird head. To me, it looked like a rock. Just a big rock. Was he even in cannon? I had no clue, but whatever, he was in Class 1A, he was in my class. "Yo," I greeted him. He looked at me and panicked slightly, as he just waved at me in response.
Oh, I remember him now! He was the shy kid in Class 1A that controlled pigeons or something. "Ah, not a fan of talking right?" I asked him. He nodded. Alright, well I slightly remembered him which was a good sign. However, we did have a massive communication problem. "Cool, so I'm Sora Yamazaki. If ya' want you can call me Sora, I was never a one for tradition or something. We are partners for our battle trial." A loud explosion cut me off as the whole room rumbled slightly, the ground shaking. I sighed. Bakugo couldn't control his anger for one minute?!
It was a nice team bonding moment!
"Anyways," I continued. "As I was saying, we are partners for this fight. So, if you want we can discuss strategy as the villains as to where the bomb will be placed and any counters to our opponents." Another explosion caused the room to shake, once again pissing me off. From the corner of my eye I could see the rest of the classes eye's glued to the screen, and All Might looking constipated as he wondered whether he should stop the fight or not.
"Damn it, fucking explosion bastard ruining everything." I complained rather loudly. Some people looked amused at my antics, while All Might gave me a stern eye that translated to "Language young man." I wasn't even that foul mouthed, and how the hell did Bakugo get away with calling people 'bastards' every few seconds?! The power of plot, I swear.
"Uhm, I don't mind defending the bomb." Koda unexpectedly said. Huh? He spoke? I thought he was mute. "If you want, I don't mind being the attack villain or something while you defend the bomb. Sounds like a good plan. Pinky over there shoots acid right, so I wanna see if my Nimbus can block it. And bellybutton-laser beam over there seems like he's only good at long ranges, for a short amount of time. If you can use your Quirk, pigeons right, to distract him then I'll be able to catch them off guard. Simple plan, no?" Koda nodded.
I gave a sigh of relief. That was one thing done and dusted. Now, as to where to put the bomb. Probably at the highest floor, I don't think Ashido can climb up walls, and Aoyama wouldn't use his laser to fly up, it's way too high up and would give him a tummy ache. Which means I can fly out of the window and attack them as they go up the stairs. I smirked, it would be over very quickly.
Just in time too as I saw Izuku give everything he had to the one punch that destroyed the ceiling, allowing Uraraka to easily touch the bomb. All Mights shout of "Heroes win!" caused the rest of the class to cheer slightly. Izuku was sent to the nurse, as expected, and All Might asked the class who was the MVP. Both me and Yaoyorozu raised up our hands. "Yamazaki, would you mind if Yaoyorozu goes first?" I shrugged my shoulders.
She quickly explained how Iida was the 'Man of the Match' as he acted the most villainous, not to mention was smart when fighting, unlike Bakugo and Midoriya who used flashy ranged attacks inside a small building, or Uraraka who's strategy was reckless. Eh, I could understand what she meant, but I heavily disagreed. "Bakugo was the best player out there," I said, causing a lot of heads to turn towards me. Even All Might himself was surprised.
"Sure he used large ranged attacks inside a small building, but he's the villain right? Isn't he supposed to stall the hero's for as long as possible, even if it means destroying property. Not to mention, his egotistical act of just targeting Midoriya was perfect, to me it truly felt real." Naturally, I was being half sarcastic, but Bakugo did impress me. The stupid idiot looked cool, and if he didn't remind me, of well me, we would probably be best friends...
Ha, in my dreams.
Still, Bakugo's attacks were the most impressive. And while he lost to Midoriya in a battle of wits, he overall did the most damage and pushed the heroes into trying an unorthodox method of winning. It was an entertaining match. All Might agreed with some of what I was saying, but said that he thought Iida was the MVP of that match. "Young Iida's adaptability during the match is worth noting, on the field you need to be adaptable to any situation, not to mention he developed a counter strategy to his opponent, which despite it in the end not working out, was effective for a short period of time." I shrugged my shoulders. Fair enough, not to slight Iida in anyway. He did give a solid performance.
Next was Shoto Todoroki and Mezo Shoji against Mashirao Ojiro and Toru Hagakure. It was about as one note as I remembered, with Todoroki just freezing up everyone in the building. It was an ice-cold move that made me kinda sad. He didn't even allow the others to move, it was just as easy as breathing. Well I suppose that's the son of the number two hero for you.
Next up was Fumikage Tokoyami, the frog girl Asui against Kirishima and tape-man. This was easily the fight I cared least about as I walked over to Kaminari and Jiro, who were discussing tactics. "Oh, and how are we gonna target Yaoyorozu?" I heard Kaminari ask Jiro, who asked how far he could expel his electricity. On the other side, Yaoyorozu was trying to talk to Mineta, who was er, looking elsewhere apart from her face. Either she was incredibly stupid for not noticing, or incredibly strong for not caring. Either way, it brought a chuckle out of me.
"So man," Kaminari asked me. "Who do you think is gonna win?" He asked me. "Well I hope you and Jiro win, it would be embarrassing if you didn't. But Mineta looks like a pretty hardcore counter to you guys, all he has to do is throw some sticky balls and you're trapped. And Yayorozu has a Quirk that seems unfair, wait actually - it is unfair. Although I'd say it depends on your teamwork. Whoever works together better I think is gonna win."
Jiro snorted. "So you think I can't work with this idiot well enough to win?" She asked me. "Nah, I didn't say that. I said if the other team works together well enough, like a machine gun that shoots his balls or something, then maybe you guys are screwed as you can't counter that. But if you two work together, to form like a lightning mega-shockwave or something, It'll be easy." Jiro snorted. "Lighting mega-shockwave? How did you pass Science?"
Kaminari protested with me as he defended it saying it sounded cool. "See, he get's it." I replied. She snorted as she poked both me and him. "You two are both idiots, if it wasn't for the hair, I'd call you twins or something." I frowned. "Oi, oi. Haven't you realised? We are brothers, we were separated by birth. That's why I'm adopted." Kaminari blinked. "Your adopted dude?" He asked me. I nodded.
"Whoah man, I'm the same as you." Huh? "Yeah man, I'm adopted like you as well. I never knew my parents. Luckily my foster family is basically blood related to me, I've known them my entire life. They are my family." I nodded. I understood what he meant. "Wow, I was joking." Jiro said. Kaminari and I laughed at her expression. "Who knows," I started. "Maybe we are brothers?" Kaminari finished.
The previous battle finally ended, which meant it was time to see their fight unfold. Kaminari and Jiro waved me goodbye as they walked to their battle ground. They had it in the bag, I felt it. The battle started out just Like I expected, meaning it wen very wrong very quickly. Mineta somehow got the idea to try to latch on Yayorozu, something that both made me laugh and feel bad for her.
Really, did Mineta forget there were camera's or something? What an idiot. After a short scolding, where Mineta looked totally like a dog, he eventually stopped. Before he realised he would actually have to fight and started to panic, throwing his balls everywhere. Luckily, one of the balls flew out the room, and unlucky for Kaminari, it hit him just as he managed to get up the stairs.
He panicked as his foot was stuck to the floor, Jiro's eyes widening comically as she rushed to try to pull it off, before her hand got attached to the ball this making her also stuck. At that point I burst into laughter, not believing what my eyes were displaying to me. Mineta somehow managed to win the match, just by accident and the actions of the two biggest idiots I know. After All Might announced the winners, and Mineta helping unstick his ball, I grinned at the bright red face of Jiro. "Guess we disappointed you, huh?" Kaminari asked me.
I shook my head. "Disappointed? Hell no, that was a comedy act. Perfect." I replied, causing Jiro to hit me slightly on the arm. "That's not funny. We failed. And because of him!" She shouted, glaring at the smaller boy. "I think he might like that." I commented, causing her to hit me again. "Uh, I'm surrounded by perverts." I snorted. "I'm not a pervert, I'm a feminist." I replied. She pointed at the door. "Just... just go. And please don't lose, if you lose after our match we would be doing our middle school a disservice." I shrugged my shoulders. "Wasn't I the 'devil' of Class E?"
"GO!" She said, pushing me to the door. I looked around to try and find my teammate, but Koda was already at the building. Oh. I was late. I looked sheepishly at All Might as I said, "Sorry about that Sensei." He waved it off as he replied, "Don't worry about it Young Yamazaki. You're in your youth, but you should be mindful of your time management skills, it's important for a hero to know when to move." I nodded. Makes sense. I grinned at the sour expression Bakugo had, which didn't get a rise out of him. Mineta saluted me as I winked at Jiro. Kaminari gave me another thumbs up as Yayorozu nodded at me. Todoroki was as cold as ever, but he looked interested. Maybe at me? Nah, I wasn't that popular.
I waved at the class, snickering slightly as I walked towards the building.
I certainly was an egoist, cocky and confident. Oh, and I was going to win.
We waited patiently for the battle to begin. I was camped outside a window, sitting on the windowsill as I awaited for the horns to blare, signifying the hero team had started. We were right at the top. Koda had managed to call his pigeons, but also some other animals to be stationed at the stairs to tell him if anything went wrong. The horns rang through the building, making me grin. Show time.
I waved at Koda before jumping out of the window, the soft cushiony Nimbus breaking my fall not even two seconds later. I was hovering on my Nimbus for a few seconds before circling around the building once. They worked fast since I didn't see them entering the building, meaning they were already inside. Now, if I was a hero, I would have gone for the stealthy response.
But I was a villain right now. I flew to the nearest window on the second floor, smashing it open before walking in and running to the nearest staircase. No, they weren't here. Which meant they were probably on the other side. Even if I ran using my Quirk, I wouldn't get their in time, it was too far of a distance, not to mention I'd probabaly get lost. I sighed. Looks like I was going to go back up to Koda, regroup and think of a different plan.
I turned around to go back to the window as I heard some muttering coming from below. "Do you think Yamazaki is going to rush us? He seems versatile?" A feminine voice asked. "Maybe, but as if he could be more fabulous than moi!" A familiar voice replied. Ha, I got them. I camped at the side of the staircase as I transformed my Nimbus from a flying cloud to a giant Cloudy, floating fist. It was hidden as I waited, hearing them walk up the stairs.
"Maybe we should try to go from the outside?" Ashido offered. "Hm, it sounds interesting-," Yuga Aoyama entered my sight. My Cloud Fist lauched forward as it hit him unexpectedly, making him fly backwards through entire walls. Ashido didn't know how to react as I rushed forward and threw a punch at her. Unfortunately, she dodged as she ran threw some acid my way. However, I was prepared.
PLEASEWORKPLEASEWORKPLEASEWORK-,
I raised my hands as I drew from the Nimbus parts in my gloves, making a sort of shield.
PLEASEWORKPLEASEWORKPLEASEWORK-,
Judging by her shocked expression, and the fact that my skin didn't feel like it was on fire, it meant I was fine. I changed the right part of my shield into some Cloud spikes as I swung at her, but she dodged once again. She was very flexible, judging by the fact she was able to do flips around me. But I had another trick up my sleeve, I called back my Nimbus fist and changed it to a whip.
Ha, try to dodge this. I lunged at her, trying to whip her which missed at first, however her grin fell when in mid air it suddenly changed directions and managed to capture her left leg. I slammed her into the ground with as much force as I could. I had won-,
Suddenly, I was laughed forwards, as if I was blasted from behind, my head crashing on the ground in a very awkward position. Damn, I could feel the blood pouring out of my nose now, it was defiantly broken judging by the crunch. I turned around to see Aoyama there, smiling at me as he flung his cape around. Was he... was he for real? In a fight? Ashido managed to get up, and I tried to look for the whip, but I couldn't find it anywhere. Where was it?! "Your whip thingy dissapeared after you were hit," Ashido said. What? I summoned Nimbus again, and it was in its original form, not the whip.
I groaned. Sure, let's find out more about Quirk during battle.
That meant whenever I was hit directly, my Quirk would disappear. Probably because my concentration, or attention, had shifted away from Nimbus. Shit. I just lost the one advantage I had. Two against one, they were unfavourable odds. Especially since they could use their Quirks, which could keep me at bay if used together. But if I ran now, by the time I would get to Koda, he probably would have already been attacked.
Shit!
My own arrogance was my downfall. I thought I could easily handle these two, and here I was, with a massive disadvantage about my Quirk. But, that didn't mean I couldn't counter it. I just had to grit my teeth through the pain and not lose focus, not lose my concentration over my Nimbus. "Heh," I managed to say. "You guys are pretty good." Ashido giggled, while Aoyama flung his cape backwards once again.
"But what about this!" I yelled.
If they could fight me head on together using their eyes, what would happen if I took away their eyes? My Nimbus expanded as it flew towards their heads, latching to their eyes like a pair of sunglasses. I grinned. Now I could take them down. But not alone. "KODA," I yelled as loud as I could. "SEND SOME PIGEONS TO HELP ME!" I screamed as I rushed towards Ashido, pinning her to the ground before tying her arms up with my right glove Nimbus, she was effectively out.
But, tying them up required more attention than stopping Aoyama's eyesight. I narrowly dodged a naval laser from him as I held Ashido in front of me. "Use your laser, and I use her as a shield." I simply said, causing the blonde boy to pause. But before he could reply, a bunch of pigeons came from outside the window, flapping around Aoyama, causing his concentration to break away from me.
I dropped Ashido to the ground as I ran to Aoyama and tackled him to the ground, resulting in a thud. He struggled to get me off him as he fired his naval laser, it hitting me near my stomach area multiple times over. God, that fucking hurt! I head-butted him, resulting in a crunch as it managed to get him to stop firing his lasers. Hopefully he wouldn't hat me for this as I used my left glove filled with Nimbus to tie his hands up.
I sighed as I gave a thumbs up to the pigeons. Koda really came through. I should thank him at lunch time. Currently however, I was severely tired. Ow. My stomach hurts like hell, just how much do those lasers pack? The sudden proclamation that villains had one made me smile slightly, but my pain reminded me that I almost failed. I was a massive idiot, I tried to fight two fighters alone.
That wasn't very smart. I even relegated Koda to just protecting the bomb, probably because I thought his shyness was a liability, and then I had to rely on him in the end. If it wasn't for him, Aoyama would have hit me with his laser, and would have been able to have freed Ashido since my Nimbus tying up her hands would have dissapeared and flown back to my gloves. What a fucking idiot I am. Note to self: Never try to do things alone ever again.
It's very painful. Very, very painful.
Eventually some robots came and helped us up and everything, thankfully there weren't many injuries (Apart from my broken nose). Kaminari volunteered to take me to the nurse's office, to which All Might quickly agreed and sent us off. "Man, I can't believe you could fly around and stuff, the entire class was shocked. Even Jiro had no idea it was that cool, and then that giant fist?! It looked like it came straight from and anime or something." I grinned. Well, it did technically come from an anime, just not from this world.
"Yeah well not everyone can fail their battle trial within two minutes ya' know." Kaminari groaned as he pushed me slightly. "Oh come on dude, it's not that funny." I disagreed, it was plenty funny. "Yeah, yeah.Just watch Yamazaki, next time we have training like this if you mess up, even once I'll make sure to remind you of it until the day we die." Kaminari said.
I laughed as I replied, "C'mon, admit it. It was funny." The blonde boy eventually sighed as he relented. "Fine, fine. Yeah, it was funny. God damned purple smurf, next time I see him he's dead. Embaressing me in front of Jiro-chan like that." I raised my eyebrows up in surprise. "Jiro-chan?" I asked confused. "Yeah Jiro-chan, isn't she cute? I mean she isn't as hot as Yaoyorozu or Mina. Hell, even Uraraka got some curves. But Jiro-chan has a cute factor that the rest don't. Like a goth vibe, get it?" I shrugged my shoulders. "If there is anything I know, it's that she is not cute. Hell, even mention that word around her and she'll chew you out. Jiro and cute don't go in the same sentence."
Kaminari snickered as he asked, "Then what you call Jiro-chan?" I hummed slightly, clicking my tongue. What would I call Jiro? "Well first I'd drop the '-chan', I'm pretty sure she hates it. Secondly, she's a friend, so if I had to say she's dependable." Kaminari moaned, "Dependable? That sounds like you're a married couple. 'Oh yeah, she's dependable, the bath is always running when I come home from work.'"
"Well I don't know what else to say, she's a friend not my crush." Kaminari's ears perked up at that. "You have a crush? Who? Yaoyorozu? Ashido? You did go pretty hard on her I think. Pixie-Bob?" I blushed at that last one, I wouldn't mind Pixie-Bob to-, "No. Neither of them, just drop it." I replied. Kaminari complained, "Aww man, I'm your buddy! If you tell me, I promise I'll try to be a wingman!" I snorted. With Kaminari as my wingman, I'll eventually become a human wing as Miwa cooks me alive.
"Listen man, you won't know her. Even if you did, you probably wouldn't help me either way." Kaminari nodded slightly. "Right. All right. Is she by any chance a fugly?" I nearly choked on thin air. "What?! NO!"
Luckily, the trip to the nurse only took less than a minute. Recovery Girl did her magic, and shooed me away. But I did manage to take a look at the sleeping Izuku Midoriya, his arms heavily bandaged. I snorted. Should I tell him to use his legs yet? Actually, he hasn't learnt full cowling yet, if I told him to use his legs he'd just break them as well. So then, should I tell him about Full Cowling?
A part of me said yes. If Izuku had Full Cowling, then it would mean that not only would USJ go smoother, but so would the rest of the series - He would be much stronger having started earlier. But... a selfish part of me wanted to save Class 1A, wanted to be the hero. But how could I be the hero alone? No, I was weak. I wasn't strong enough to beat Ashido and Aoyama singlehandedly, so why would I try to play the part of a hero?
Would I ever be strong enough to fight alone? I didn't have One For All, or a dual Quirk or anger to fuel me even through the toughest of situations. Would I have to force myself for the sake of my pride to be something I'm not, to eventually fail and watch everyone die? Hell, who was I thinking, trying to capture the villains that sneak into U.A. alone. They would kill me, and I'd die alone, unable to protect nothing.
I wasn't the protagonist, I didn't have a magic power to save me. All I had were cheap tricks stolen from other series, cheap tricks that can't protect anything. Even getting hit once breaks my entire concentration, that's how weak I'am. "Y-Yamazaki-san I-is that you?" Midoriya feebly asked. "Yeah, why?" I replied. "O-oh. I just wanted to a-ask you if everyone is fine." I nodded, "Yeah, they are all fine." Izuku smiled, "T-That's g-good to hear." He stuttered out.
"Hey Midoriya," I started. "If you had to save people you care about, but you're too weak to do it alone, would you rely on other people?" He looked at me curiously, making me regret ever asking him this question. "W-well, yes. b-but I wouldn't just r-rely on them, I-I have to f-fight for myself as well, so that I can p-prove I can save them too." I smiled. It was a simple answer. But what else did I expect?
Even with my tricks, if I went Plus Ultra then maybe I could save them all. "Are your arms good?" I asked. He nodded, smiling while doing so. "W-Wow, I t-think this is the f-first full on c-conversation we have h-had." I grinned, "Call me Sora. Yamazaki makes me sound like a different person. And do try to stop you're stuttering, I won't eat you. I promise." Izuku laughed slightly.
"Alright S-Sora-san. I'll try my b-best." I rolled my eyes. "Just Sora, no added '-san' to the end. We are friends right?" His eyes grew as he whispered, "Friends...?" I nodded. "Yeah, usually thats how it is. Friends. Capeesh?" Izuku nodded. "All right, as f-friends then." I Shook my head as I waved goodbye to him. Sure, I wasn't a powerhouse. Maybe I never would be, but that was okay.
I had others that will help me, people I can rely on when the time get's tough. And I can rely on myself, to go Plus Ultra! "Oi, what are you doing loitering around problem child?" That voice stoppted me dead in my tracks. "Aizawa-sensei, I didn't see you there." I said. "I don't think you see much anyways, but oh well. You detention has been moved. I can't do after school today, so instead it will be at lunch time." I groaned, "Lunch? But sir, how can I make friends if your barring me from eating lunch with my classmates?" He shrugged his shoulders.
"Make them in your own time, it's not rational to do so during lunch. This isn't a networking opportunity, the most studious pupils train even during their lunch. Maybe you should consider doing the same after your Battle Trial performance." I blinked, he already knew? "Yes, I did know. I was watching from the camera's the entire time. I'll talk to the rest of the class about it tomorrow," He said. "But for now Yamazaki, my best advice is to train. You're a smart kid, you have a good grasp over your Quirk, in the top ten and maybe even the top five of this class. You can't, and shouldn't try to do things alone like you did today, that's how mistakes are made, and how heroes die."
I gulped. "Furthermore, while you can be lazy, you can also be pragmatic. Your original plan was to catch them off guard on the stairs, correct?" I nodded. "For what it's worth, it seems good but it could make do with a lot of improvements. Instead of attacking them at the top of the stairs, why not do a surprise attack from behind? That would have been ore affective since you would have been able to take on out, and leave the other to your Cloud Quirk, Nimbus I believe it's called." Hm, that actually doesn't sound too bad.
"You have a gifted brain, I have no doubt that when polished you'll be able to manipulate your opponents on the battlefield, you seem like the strategist type. Not to mention, with the versatility of your Quirk, you can easily become a powerhouse of pure adaptability. Take your gloves for example, that was a brilliant move on your part for incorporating it in your costume, it allows you to always have access to your Quirk, the way you used your shields to fend of Ashido's acid was particularly good. Imagine doing that but against bullets, or knifes. Theoretically, you could use your Quirk to make a protective sphere around you or your allies, and using that in addition to blinding your enemies eyesight can allow for quick retreats."
Huh, Aizawa-sensei has really thought about how to use my Quirk.
"Alright, alright sensei I get it." Aizawa-sensei snorted. "Maybe so, but as your teacher I still need to make it stick inside your head. You aren't alone, and there isn't a shame on relying on others. In fact, using your Quirk in combination with someone else's Quirk can be a deadly attack. You have potential Yamazaki, don't waste it." And with that he walked off. Damn, what a badass teacher.
It would be a shame that I would not attend his detention. But oh well, that's a problem between him and... well me. Eh, how much trouble would I get in anyway? We only had five minutes left until lunch, all I had to do was avoid the cafeteria and I'd be good. "Hey man, aren't you gonna come?" I heard someone ask me. Behind me was Jiro, holding her lunch wrapped up and everything. "Huh? Oh nah, I'm not gonna eat in the cafeteria today." I replied.
"Why?" She asked me. "Avoiding detention plus I wanna explore the school a bit. You know how it goes." She shrugged her shoulders, "All right then, where ever you're gonna eat I'll follow." Huh? "Why?" I asked. "Idiot, it's cause we are friends. I'm not going to leave you all alone to eat your food, now am I?" I scratched the back of my head, yeah that sounds about right.
"Alright then, wanna try and find the roof?" I asked, she nodded. "Sure, why not." I grinned. "You know if I get caught because of you, I'm blaming it all on you." She said. "What? I thought we were friends?" She nodded. "The bestest of friends, but that doesn't mean that you can corrupt me." I snickered, "Don't you listen to rock music? Don't people call that the devil's music?" She growled, "Take that back now you tone deaf heathen! You just don't appreciate music because when you try to sing, or play it, it sounds like a dying goat."
"Ah, why do you get so fired up about music? It's just a bunch of noises." She poked me on the arm. "I'll make you scream a bunch of noises if your not careful Yamazaki." Pfft, as if she would do that to me. Right? Right?
Why won't you answer Jiro?
Why?
Chapter Nine done!
Tell me what you think of the fight this chapter? Sure Sora is strong, but he's stronger when working with others as opposed to alone. This was my first proper action scene, so I hope I can get some feedback on it in time for the USJ arc, which won't start next chapter but the one following that, so stay tuned people!
Now time to answer some questions!
Brocole07:
Damn, I'm not gonna say anything other then thank you for your kind words. And regarding your idea, let's just say you'll be surprised soon (Fun fact that was actually one of the first ideas that popped up in my head when writing Chapter 1)
Zet4:
No problem man, no problem! Mineta will not just be comic relief, so I hope you enjoy!
Aveshetta:
They aren't like Issei's gang... no way... as Sora said, they are "Feminists" and he would take offence to being compared to someone like Issei, the three of them just appreciate the female species more than their peers. (DEFINITELY INSPIRED BY THEM :) GLAD YOU PICKED UP ON IT!)
Sandman001:
Yeah you are right. My grammar needs improving, sadly I don't have a beta and transferring all of this onto something grammarly would take too long and disturb my schedule as usually after updating a chapter I go straight to work. And while I'm looking for a beta that can fit my weird schedule, more often then not having a beta that is in a different timezone then me messes up my schedule even more. So bare with me while I do sort out this issue, I'm close to something I promise!
raelut10:
Haha, glad to hear you enjoyed!
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School politics, angry teachers and the meaning of getting the last sandwich at lunch time. Find out how much a a normal school the most unordinary school actually is featuring a living Cloud, a pair of headphones, Pikachu but human, a purple perverted minion, the girl that vomits anything and a pair of authoritarian glasses.
