be filly
today is vagina inspection day at school
colts were all freaked out by penis inspection day last week
one of them failed and hasn't been seen since
nopony knows what happened to him
teacher has all the fillies line up facing the wall
nopony likes this
except that slutty white cunt with the purple mane
just want to get this over with
at least it's a mare doing the inspections
next to me is an orange filly I don't really know
one of the Apples I think
she seems especially nervous
redneck probably forgot to wash
redneck might not even know how to wash
nurse reaches the orange filly, checks her clipboard
"Let's see. Applejack. Yes. It's your turn, Miss Applejack. Please raise your tail."
orange filly gulps, doesn't raise her tail
"It's okay to be nervous. Please go ahead, Miss Applejack."
orange filly literally shaking
"Miss Applejack. I need you to raise your tail."
"Miss Applejack, if you do not raise your tail then I have to fail you."
orange filly raises her tail
nurse screams and faints
hits her head on the floor
out cold
inspections canceled
I never get inspected
make friends with orange filly
she gets us out of vagina inspection day every time