Cloacajack

by mathspook777

Applejack has a cloaca. An enormous, supernatural cloaca that fits just about anything. You can even sleep in it (the bed is near the library). This anthology resembles comedy. But no matter how low your expectations are, you will be disappointed. The stories are more dumb, gross, and juvenile than you could possibly imagine. You will want to stop reading, but it will be too late.

12. Meme

be Anon

write Cloacajack greentext

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go to ponies for support

Pinkie Pie says, "Anon, your meme is retarded."

Rainbow Dash says, "Stop trying to force it."

Rarity says, "It's disgusting and not funny."

Fluttershy says, "A pony with a cloaca is biologically impossible."

Twilight says, "Your green sucks anyway."

go to Applejack

"Truth is, Anon, most folks want comedy or porn from their greens."

I know

"You seem like you need cheerin' up. Been a rough day for me too. Wanna fuck?"

imagine my face when she really does have a cloaca