The pegasi stopped whirling. The tornado dissipated, and the waterspout splashed back into the reservoir.
"Still not enough wing power, and now everypony's exhausted," complained Rainbow Dash. "We'll never get the water up to Cloudsdale."
"I'm so sorry," said Fluttershy. Ashamed, she snuck away. But soon, a determined look came over her. "Old Fluttershy would give up. But new Fluttershy is strong. New Fluttershy knows what to do!" She took off at a gallop.
Applejack said to Rainbow Dash, "Me an' Twilight been talkin', an' we got an idea."
Soon Rainbow Dash shouted, "Let's do it!" They rigged a harness for Applejack. A team of pegasi picked her up and lowered her into the reservoir. She reached her hooves behind her and stretched open her cloaca.
A small vortex formed as water began pouring into Applejack. Soon the reservoir's waterline was dropping. Applejack breathed through a tube Twilight had given her. The pegasi held her steady, keeping her cloaca beneath the surface of the water and the end of her breathing tube above. After Applejack's arms tired, the pegasi took turns diving beside her and holding her cloaca open.
It took almost an hour to empty the reservoir. Applejack, who had gotten bored, was relieved when her hooves touched the bottom. "Haul me up!" she said. The pegasi hoisted her into the air towards Cloudsdale.
Moments later, Fluttershy returned. "New Fluttershy will do anything for her friends!" She held up a little bag. "New Fluttershy will even use performance-enhancing substances!"
Twilight shouted, "Wait!" at the same time Fluttershy ripped off the top of the bag, tilted her head back, and dumped white powder down her throat.
"New Fluttershy can lift the water to Cloudsdale all by herself!"
"We have a new plan!" interrupted Twilight.
"What?" Fluttershy's cheeks flushed, and her eyes watered. She whispered, "Uh oh."
"What is this stuff?" asked Twilight. She read the label on the bag. "'Infinite Energy Nutritional Supplement. One pinch lets you do anything! Warning: Not safe under any circumstances. Do not use.'"
Fluttershy had turned the vibrant red of a ripe tomato. Her mane and coat stuck straight out, and her heart beat like a woodpecker against her ribs.
"'If consumed, inform your next-of-kin of your final wishes, and dilute with copious water.'" Fluttershy vaulted into the sky so fast that her shockwave knocked Twilight over.
The pegasi positioned Applejack over Cloudsdale's reservoir. She relaxed, and a fountain spouted from her cloaca. When Fluttershy arrived, she got right under the stream. She began chugging just as the drug overdose made her bowels evacuate themselves.
A whole lake gushed from Applejack's cloaca, into Fluttershy's mouth, and out of Fluttershy's behind. By the time the reservoir was full, the water had flushed the drug out of Fluttershy and saved her life.
Spitfire was required to taste a glass of water for quality control. "Hmm," she said, smacking her lips. "Nice flavor. Delicious, actually. Kind of... I think I'd say... creamy?"