Hell-Heaven's Greatest Parents
"Iruma, sweetie. Don't eat up so much, and now you got a stain on your shirt." Emily said, gently wiping a little meat sauce on Iruma's cheek.
"No, no, go on and eat as much as you want. And don't worry about making a mess on your suit, that can be easily cleaned." Sullivan said, spoiling Iruma like he has always done.
"Look, here's a tasty piece of meat that will fill you up to full! And be sure to drink your tea." Emily held a piece of meat about three times the size of Iruma's head and one cup of tea.
"Look Iruma, doesn't this devi-shirt look so cool on you!" Sullivan held a blue shirt with red skull on the front that also has black bat wings.
"Iruma, let take a picture together." Emily pulled Iruma close, cheek-to-cheek and hold up her phone for a selfie picture but was ruined when Sullivan pulled him away.
"I think Iruma would rather take pictures with his beloved grandfather." Sullivan proclaimed, hugging Iruma very tightly while Opera gets ready to take the picture.
"No, Iruma would want to get some cuddling time with his angel mother." Emily pouted, pulling Iruma away from Sullivan.
"Oh please, Iruma has gotten comfier with demons than some snoopy and boring angels." Sullivan narrowed his eyes at Emily and pulled Iruma by the arm.
"How dare you!" Emily gasped.
While those two are arguing, Iruma is being pulled side to side by the two supernatural beings.
"Oh, they're playing tug-a-war with Iruma-Kin! I wanna play too!" Clara excitedly, wanting to jump in only to be stop by Alice.
"They're not playing, you idiot!" Alice angered.
"Should we not do something, I fear this could get worse if nothing is done." Ameri was concerned for Iruma, seeing him being pulled around.
"Not only that, but didn't Iruma said about needing an audience with the Heaven's higher ups?" Ameri mentioned.
"No, this is something that is center around Master and I have complete faith in him that he has everything under control." Alice smiled.
"(I don't have this under control!)" Iruma screamed in his head. He has to think of something and quickly.
"Let's all calm down!" Iruma shouted, but accidentally fired a little magic blast from his ring that broke the chandelier as it crashes down onto the floor.
"Well, look like I'll need to show you how I would love Iruma." Emily said as she flies around Iruma with a giggle.
(Music: Hell's Greatest Dad, Hazbin Hotel Soundtrack)
Emily: Looks like you could use some help
From the Joyfully Authority of Heaven itself
Check out Mommy's glowing review on A-tter
Emily flew up with the holy light shining above and behind her with her wings spread and pulled out her Heaven-phone, showing the reviews and comments about her. The three puppets of Emily came out of the phone.
Emily Muppets: "Five stars!"
"Enchanting!"
"Sweeter than sweet!"
Emily holds a golden stamp with an eyeball like the one on her chest and presses it down on what appeared to be an important document.
Emily: With a stamp of Heavenly approval
I Wap! Bam! Boom! Alakazam!
There's no need repay me for your blessed soul and happiness is enough
Emily and Iruma: Thanks, mom!
Emily is now shoving Sullivan away and place him inside a closet and slamming the door shut.
Emily: Who needs a rusty elderly demon now you got the younger and brighter helper
Sullivan managed to get himself out of the closet only to be shoved into a wheelchair by Emily pushing it, while wearing a nurse cap.
Emily: But it doesn't hurt to show some respect to your elders
Emily sends Sullivan away to Opera as she takes Iruma in front of a skee-ball game and they play together for a moment.
Emily: Things will be fair and peaceful as I hoped for you
Emily dances around conjure things made out of holy light such as house, and a group people looking like they are hanging out.
Emily: A home of peace
A brighter childhood
That's all I want for you!
But Sullivan decided to show this angel girl that he is the better parent for Iruma as he steps in and sings. He pushes Emily away and dressed as a nun for some reason.
Sullivan: Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Making you smile with my affection!
The grandpa in your direction
"That is true." Iruma nodded.
Then Sullivan use his magic to make Iruma float as the old demon spread his demon wings and fly around with Iruma while still singing.
Sullivan: I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your grandpa who loves you more than an old chum
Remember how I helped get the gum out?
Sullivan snapped his fingers to get the gum that was stuck from Clara's hair as she smile widely.
"They were a pain, thank you, old guy!" Clara thanked with a hug.
"That was nice." Iruma smiled.
Sullivan: I'm truly honored that we grew so close together
"Me too!" Iruma smiled some more.
Sullivan: You're the very child I wish I had sooner
"What now?" Emily shocked and felt a slight hint of jealously.
Sullivan: I care for you as my own flesh and blood
"You skipped the parent role!" Emily pointed out, but Sullivan just leans on her and move to Iruma and looks back with a grinning face.
Sullivan: It's a little funny
You could say I'm the better
Parent!
Emily did not like that and suddenly pulls out a flute playing it aggressively and fast while approaching Sullivan, but he pulls up a trumpet from under her and plays to blow her away while playing amazingly until Emily interrupts him with a slam onto a big gong as they glare at each other.
Sullivan: When you're looking for some guidance
You don't have to worry about any nuisance
The scene shows Iruma carrying stacks of books and a few demonic heads, Sullivan comes in to help by easily lifting the stuff with one hand making Iruma surprise of this.
Emily: Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Emily transforms into her true angelic form with some yellow sparkles as tiny stars around her and Iruma is completely stunned with amazement by this display. Emily reverted her transformation and lean closer to him.
Emily: Who has also been with you since birth!
But then Sullivan comes in and spin Emily fast before sending her away with a crashing sound and Iruma looks worried.
Sullivan: Sadly, there are times when a parent let you down
Which is why you should be friends with anyone
Emily comes in and pushes Sullivan away with a bump from her hip.
Emily: Don't you know about stranger danger?
"Please stop interrupting my song!" Sullivan pushed Emily away with a foot on her back.
"Excuse me? This is MY song I'm singing!" Emily came back with her expression looking a little angrier.
"And you better believe I'm going to finish it!" Sullivan glared, leaning his face closer to Emily which she does the same.
"OH, YOU TACKY PIECE OF—!"
But before this could go any further, Clara suddenly steps in a few feet in front of Sullivan and Emily, holding a guitar.
"ULTIMATE SONG INTERRUPTING GUITAR SOLO!" Clara shouted and started playing the guitar very well and wild like she has always played before.
"Hey, Azz?" Iruma said.
"Yes, Master Iruma?" Alice responded.
"When did Clara learn how to play the guitar?" Iruma asked while they watch Clara move around still playing the guitar.
"Since she stole my devi-credit card to pay for that 13-Day Ultimate Music Class she took part in last month." Alice explained.
"Oh, guess the lesson is really paying off." Iruma commented.
Clara kept on playing the guitar for one more moment until she stops, pose for another moment, and then smashes the guitar on the floor and screams loudly.
"THANK YOU, IRUMA'S HOME!"
(Music End)
Everyone just stare at Clara in shock and speechless as they weren't expecting Clara to step into the argument between the angel woman and Lord Sullivan, but it looks like that interrupting has helped calm down the intention between them.
"Azz-Azz, buy me another guitar." Clara requested.
"Use your own damn money!" Alice yelled in anger.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you enjoyed it.
APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
You guys didn't think I leave you hanging after that last chapter, thought I could give you guys a little something to see like how Sullivan and Emily tried to compete for Iruma's affection. And I decided to make Clara as the finish for the interrupting part like Mimzy did with Alastor and Lucifer, but better and fun.
KO comment, favorite, and hope you all enjoyed reading it!