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Throne Room, Dark Citadel

"Baa... Baa... Baa..." Lincoln Loud was staring in astonishment at the dark-skinned and pointed-ears woman with a crown on her head sitting on a throne, he was mesmerizing of her dark beauty as he looks straight on her eyes, not her body since his mother taught him about women's decency, and bows his head in respect to the Dark Elf Queen. "Greetings, milady. My name is Lincoln Albert Loud and I'm 11 years old, I come from another called Earth and I live on Royal Woods, Michigan, USA."

'Hmm, this human child seems polite and respectful unlike other men I met who lusts my body, but this one is not. Could he be?' The Dark Queen of Garan recalls back of a wandering fortuneteller foretells her about a 'a white-haired boy from another world that who will becomes her warrior, strategist, and lover' as she looks at Lincoln as she felt his aura a gentle and kind one as crimson blush started to appear on her cheeks as she shook her head to clear her thoughts. "I return your greetings, Lincoln Loud of Royal Woods." She rose up from her throne as she raises her scepter and display her magic in front of Lincoln.

"For I am, Olga Discordia, the Queen of the Dark Elves, the Sovereign Monarch of Garan, the Leader of the Legion of the Damned, and Rightful Ruler of Eostia! ! !"

"THAT WAS AMAZING! YOUR MAGIC IS AMAZING, YOUR MAJESTY!" Lincoln's eyes widen in amazement as he furiously clapping his hands fast and he was awe of Olga's magic which made her blush more of his compliment while the half-dark elf Chloe's eyes twitches of a little bit of jealousy.

"Thank you. Would you like a cup of tea with me, Lincoln Loud, as my guest."

"I'd be glad to accept, You-" He was interrupt by Olga.

"Please call me, Olga." He raises his eyebrows in confusion, as he shrugged his shoulders and speaks.

"Okay. I'd be glad to accept your hospitality, Olga."

"Now tell me about your home and your family?"

"Well, I have ten sisters, my dad, my mom, my pets. . ." He and Olga walk out through the door as they made conversation, while Chloe had no other choice but to follow them since she didn't her mistress to be corrupted by a human boy.

"There's no way, I'll let that boy get close to my queen! Not on my watch!" She hurriedly follows them.

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Narrator with French accent: One month later. . .

Outside in front of the Dark Citadel, Garan

Vult and his army of Black Dog sellswords and traitorous monsters stops their march and now they're standing in front of the gates of the Dark Citadel, until a lacrima on top of the gate was activated and making the appearance of Lincoln Loud, an honorary guest and adviser of Queen Olga's court, wearing a dark samurai armor, spikey shoulder pads, and gauntlet claws and then he made a few words.

-"Hey, Vult, you and your pack must leave this place."-

"Why you little! Do you know wh-" Vult, Captain-General of the Black Dogs, irk of the white-haired boy's insult and he was about to say, but he cut off by Lincoln who shouts at him back.

-"Not you, the direwolf!"- The scene changes from Vult's army of sellswords and monsters, to Vult the Black Direwolf and his pack standing on the side of the field, where he glares the human sellsword who shared the same name as his, he howls to the pack as they move away from the citadel, the Black Direwolf gave a last glare to Vult as he follows his pack's direction.

"Now that's an alpha direwolf." Hicks, vice-captain and second-in-command of the Black Dogs, said in astonishment seeing a direwolf wandering on Garan which made everyone in Vult's army nodded in agreement.

-"What were you saying, Vult?"-

"Huh? Oh. Oh, right! Now listen here, little boy! My plans for Eostia is. . . blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. . ."

Narrator with French accent: Timeskip later. . .

". . . blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah . . . and that's MY PLAN!"

Lincoln with bored expression on his face after listening of Vult's declaration, as he pinches on his nose and sigh then he looks at him with angry expression then said to him.

-"That has to be the most ridiculous, most asinine and most disgusting plan I have ever heard in my entire life and I'm sure as heck Olga and the rest of Eostia would never approve of this insane idea of yours!"- Lincoln Loud says angrily to the Leader of the Black Dogs as he finds this Vult's plans to turn all women into slaves for men for his own sick empire to be disgusting and evil and he don't want any part of it. -"You want the Dark Citadel so bad?"- He turned around and bend then slaps his buttocks taunting and mocking Vult. -"Come and get it, doggie!"-

That spark Vult's anger as his face turn bright red and vines appearing on his face, as he gritted his teeth and growling like a feral dog.

"Take the citadel! Bring Olga and that boy ALIVE!" His army cheers loudly as they charge inside the citadel easily, but unfortunately for them Lincoln has a surprise for them.

Narrator with French accent: Fifteen minutes later. . .

The sellswords and the monsters of the first wave came out of the citadel in humiliation while walking like zombies, they smell of onion and rotten eggs in them which made everyone in the army back away as they pinch their noses from the awful stench. One of the Black Dog sellsword approach and warns to his leader with horror expression.

"Run. Run away, sir. Its HELL in THERE!" He falls down on the dirt floor unconscious.

"Grrr, send in the next wave!" The horn was blown as the second wave charge inside, and the traps within the citadel activates.

Narrator with French accent: Many attempts later. . .

"YOU PEOPLE ARE USELESS! I'LL GET THE BOTTOM OF THIS!" Vult angrily shouts as he, Hicks, and Kin are the ones left while their army are beaten as they enters the citadel and it matter of minutes, outside of the Dark Citadel where the sellswords and monsters are standing there waiting and suddenly they hears their girly shrieks since they got by the white-haired boy's traps with screams like "My EYES!", "MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!", and finally a high-pitched scream from the Black Dog Captain-General that got smacked by Lincoln's traps "MY GLORIOUS MANHOOD!" which made the men of the Black Dogs and the monsters cringe as they cross their legs.

Narrator with French accent: Thirty minutes later. . .

"That boy is not human, he's a MONSTER!" Hicks and Kin are in no good condition as they walk like zombies, and Vult crawl out from the entrance of the Dark Citadel, his armor torn apart, his hair was burn with smoke, his boot was gone, his great sword broken and his glorious cape torn apart as he shouted out loud in humiliating defeat and his head fall down as he kiss on the dirt unconscious.

"Come on, let's get of here!"

"Sound the RETREAT!"

"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"

"Forget about conquering, I'm quitting of sellsword and becoming adventurer instead!"

"Hey, don't leave me behind!"

"Mommy!"

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(Play: "Space Jam - Desperate Times | 0:00 - 0:16")

House of Healing, Ken

All the Black Dogs and their monster allies resides there from many humiliating defeats at Battle of the Dark Citadel. The nuns, physicians, and healers desperately tried to help them to recover from their humiliation.

"White Devil! White Devil! White Devil!"

"Is he here!? Is the White Devil HERE?! Please you gotta hide me!"

"MAMA! Please make the White Devil go away!"

"I can't sleep and I keep dreaming the White Devil's laugh!"

"I have to get outta here! I have to run away from the White Devil!"

(End: "Space Jam - Desperate Times | 0:00 - 0:16")

"Oh, my goodness." Celestine and other Shield Princesses walks around the courtyard and observing everyone who got humiliated and traumatized at Olga's Dark Citadel.

"Oh, kami, that boy, the White Devil got them very hard." Kaguya said as she looks at the Black Dog sellsword holding the tree very hard for not letting go and the orc swinging the wooden chair as dozens of guards tackle the beast.

"Where is Vult anyway?" Maia asks as she worries her former Black Dog comrades.

"Well. . ."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! DON'T LET THE WHITE DEVIL GET ME! ! ! ! ! OH, GODDESS, HE'S HERE! ! ! ! ! THE WHITE DEVIL IS HERE! ! ! ! ! PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GET ME AWAY FROM HIM! ! ! ! ! PLEASE I BEG YOU! ! ! ! !" Vult, the once Hero of Eostia, now becomes a Raving Madman, as he keeps shouting.

"Oh, my goodness." Prim covers her mouth in worry, as her cousin Alicia puts her hand on her shoulder in comfort.

"Is there something we can do, Your Holiness?" Claudia asks Celestine about a plan to stop the conflict.

"Hmm." She was about to formed a plan, but she was interrupted by a loud voice.

"Your Holiness! I bring a message from the Queen Olga HERSELF!" The guard holds a letter and gives to Celestine, as she opens it and read the contents of the letter as her eyes widen then she faces her fellow Shield Princesses.

"Olga has called truce and demanded us a negotiation in a neutral location to end the conflict."

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Epilogue. . .

Royal Woods, Michigan

Inside the living room of Loud Family, where Loud parents and sisters are sitting on the bench and sad about their lost son/brother as they sigh sadly.

"I miss, Winky." Lily said sadly.

"Me too, honey. I miss him too." Rita hug her baby daughter. "I wanted to see him again."

"Same her./Me too." Lynn Sr. and Loud sisters.

"Your wish will be granted!"

"Huh?!" Everyone look around, as the purple spiral of portal appears before them.

"What is that?!" Lori asks as she looks.

"Its some sort of a portal!" Lisa said in astonishment.

"What it is, something is coming out, dudes!" Luna said as everyone prepares the upcoming. Two people coming out from the portal, one is a male wearing an armor with a cape and a woman wearing full clothe while holding a scepter.

"Hey, family, I'm BACK!" Lincoln said to them as everyone made a group hug. "Lincoln, you're back!/You're finally home!/Welcome back, dude!"

"Uhm, Lincoln, whose this woman with you?" Lori asks him as she pointed at Olga.

"Is that a ring?" Luan ask as she sees the silver object on her brother's finger.

"Oh, yeah. Everyone, I'd like you to meet, Olga Discordia, the Dark Queen of Garan, and she's my fiancée." Lincoln surprisingly said to them as he and Olga show them their rings.

Rita and Lynn Sr. fainted in shock, his sisters squeal and shriek in happiness, and Lily walks and hugs Olga's leg then made a smile at her.

"Hewwo, sisda-im-waw."

"Aww~" Olga coos at her.

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The End

Many thanks to Black Dragon of Celestial God's suggestions.