Flying down the mountain towards the unsuspecting village, Raditz was once again disgusted by the weakness in his own family. Initially, he had thought Kakarot's poor flying ability was due to the drugs still in his system from the training but it quickly became apparent that he was just plain bad at it.

"How have you been getting around up until now!?" Raditz questioned, forcing himself to slow down even more for the sake of his brother.

"I had the flying nimbus to ride!"

"…I don't know what I was expecting when I asked that." Raditz said, looking momentarily confused, having no idea what a nimbus was. He quickly recovered though, "That's no excuse! You are a Saiyan, you do not depend on supplies and tricks to do your job! You use your own power! Not whatever a 'nimbus' is."

"You're worse than that training program."

"We both teach morons the truth, yes." Raditz nodded sagely, smirking a little bit.

Looking down, Kakarot saw a tiny village consisting of a few dozen brightly colored domed homes lining a dirt road leading up to what looked like a golden hot spring. For some reason it looked vaguely familiar.

Landing in the middle of the dirt road, Kakarot reached out a single hand and immediately obliterated a house with a large blast of ki. The houses on either side of the destroyed home, promptly lit on fire from the heat of the blast. A group of nearby villagers ran out of their homes to see what the commotion was all about, led by the apparent owner of the destroyed home.

"Hey, what's the big dea-" Began the pink pig-like humanoid before he was abruptly cut of by the sudden loss of his head from his torso.

Without giving the other anthropomorphic pigs a chance to react, Kakarot rushed towards them. He punched a hole though the chest of one, tore the head from the body of another, kicked though the spine of the final pig all within about four seconds.

The final pig of the group, a brown freckled thing, barely managed to stutter out, "We surrender!"

"So?" Kakarot grinned, "Why would that matter?"

Kakarot then lunged at the remaining villager who had dared to confront him and began to tear into his torso as the pig screamed in pain. At this point the remaining villagers who had looked out their various doorframes at the commotion started to scream and began to flee.

"Are you going to join in?" Shouted Kakarot over his shoulder to his brother and he joyfully lunged and tore an arm off of a fleeing villager, "I don't want to take up all the fun!"

"No," Said Raditz, casually leaning up against one of the still standing structures, "This is your mission and, so far, your failure. You need to be the one who does this."

"Fine by me!"

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Looking over the rampant destruction surrounding himself, Kakarot felt a smile forming on his face as a sense of pride filled his chest. That had been so much fun! It had felt like the most natural thing in the world, and he felt another rush of anger towards his grandfather for stopping him from fulfilling his purpose. Scanning the street, Kakarot looked around to see if he had missed anyone and his eyes fell on a large upright carved green rock.

"Wait a second, I remember this place!" Kakarot grinned at his brother, "Chi Chi and I went here on a kind-of pre-marriage adventure! We were looking for the Bansho fan so we could put out the fire at the castle. Those creepy pig villagers trickled me into going away so they could peep at Chi Chi while she was bathing. Then I accidentally pulled the plug and drained the hot spring since I thought it was the fan. I guess they re-filled it!"

"…what?"

"Yeah, I recognize that tall rock over there." Kakarot grinned, pointing at the large green column with carvings on it, "We tried to follow the directions on that to make our own fan but it didn't quite work. Funny story though, turns out the fan was with some old lady who just randomly found it. She gave it to Chi Chi after she cleaned her entire house!"

"… this is a very strange planet."

"Oh No! Chi Chi! She's going to be so mad!" Kakarot looked down at his bloody Gi, "She hates it when I stain my clothes."

"But she'll be alright with the massive amounts of murder?" Raditz asked, raising an eyebrow, and pointedly glancing around the decimated village.

"Oh yeah, probably not." Kakarot shrugged, "Eh, she'll get used to it."

Raditz highly doubted that. Meanwhile, Kakarot decided to save himself an argument and proceeded to jump into the hot spring, Gi and all, to wash up.

"Oh man, it feels great in here!" Kakarot leaned back with a groan after quickly scrubbing himself, "You should get in. It's kind of making me tired though… Busy day I guess."

"So, your mate Chi Chi was that woman clinging to your son at the beach?" Asked Raditz.

"Huh, oh no that's Bulma. She was one of the liars who kept me as a pet and used me. She was actually the first one after the man who found me. She took me from my home and used me to find the dragon balls. I need to kill her." Kakarot sat up, shaking some of the golden water off, his hair still upright despite being sopping wet, "Wait, you said my son's somewhere else? Before I went into the pod?"

Raditz grinned, "Yup, he's travelling to see the remaining Saiyans right now. It'll be a couple months til he gets there but assuming you keep up your end of the bargain, you can call him. Of course, he'll be training then too. Poor kid is so far behind."

"Yeah," Kakarot sighed, "I was so foolish. I can't believe I neglected his training so I wouldn't get in trouble with my wife."

"Well, he'll be training with General Nappa who not only trained me but was also in charge of his Royal Highness Prince Vegeta. Well, saying he was in charge of Prince Vegeta and would occasionally train me would probably be a more accurate statement. But with his undivided attention, your son will be caught up in no time." Raditz decided to leave out 'that or he'll be dead' part of the sentence.

While the fledgling training program was efficient, there was always a possibility that a big enough shock, such a parental instinct being triggered or, apparently, being dropped extremely hard on the head, could cause Kakarot to revert to his pre-training state. As such, Raditz figured that a deeper explanation of Saiyan training, especially Nappa's brand of particularly brutal training, could wait a few more months for when Kakarot was a bit more in touch with his Saiyan roots and would be more open to whatever training was necessary for his son. In a similar vein, Raditz needed to keep Kakarot awake as long as possible to make full use of the drugs in his system from the training. While uncommon, sometimes a Saiyan would collapse after leaving the pods and would sleep off some of their training. As such it was considered best practice to encourage as much 'proper Saiyan behavior' until the trainee literally could not keep going to ensure that the behaviors were properly established.

"Is he having to go through that awful training as well!?" Kakarot wrinkled his nose, "That was horrible. I don't want Goh- my son having to do that!"

"Don't worry, my pod didn't have that program on it since I'm a true Saiyan who doesn't need remedial training to know who I am." Raditz smirked as he gave his brother a sly side-eye, "General Nappa will just have to teach him the old-fashioned way. What was his name again?"

"Ugh, it's Gohan." Kakarot said with a grimace. Raditz gave him a confused glance and he clarified, "He was named after the man who found me. Who raised me as a pet, dropped me on my head, and later tore off my tail."

Raditz cringed, "Well, you can always re-name him. He's young enough, it won't matter. Besides, he probably wouldn't want his father getting angry at him due to his name."

"I felt bad when I realized I killed him at first," Kakarot said thoughtfully, "But really, he kept a Saiyan as a pet. At some point it was going on kill you."

"True," Raditz grinned, "Now who else is on the short list of people you need to personally punish. Let's talk about this 'Bulma' you need to kill… She also kept you as a pet."

Kakarot chuckled, "Yeah, she's so loud and bossy. Always going on about how she's so much smarter and prettier than everyone else. Apparently, she's the best scientist ever but for all those brains, she's so dumb. Plus, I think Chi Chi is way prettier."

"Wait, a scientist?" Raditz questioned. During the time that his brother had been in the pod, he had darted around collecting basic intel as per standard operating procedure. After all, even planets of weaklings sometimes have superweapons that you want to avoid. However, now that his brother had said her name and mentioned her career, Raditz made a connection with the blunette girl on the beach and an article talking about her revolutionary scientific breakthroughs. The 'Smartest Person on Earth' and the 'Genuis of the Millenium' were a couple of her seemingly well-deserved monikers.

"Huh? Yeah, she invents a lot of stuff."

"Do you think she'd be able to regrow your tail?"

"I dunno… if anyone could, it'd probably be her."

"Well, I guess she owes that you after everything she's put you through, right?" Raditz asked with a smirk, "Consider it part of her penance."

"I'd still rather just kill her." Kakarot pouted.

"You can always do that afterwards." Offered Raditz as a compromise, "Might as well get as much use out of her first."

"I guess…" Kakarot continued to pout, then his stomach let out a large grumble ad he completely lost focus on the subject at hand, "Man, I'm hungry! I feel like I haven't eaten in days!"

"That's because you haven't eaten in days." Raditz grabbed one of the villager's bodies from the ground and released a controlled ki blast into it without letting go, cooking the formerly sentient pig from the inside out, "Here, good chunk of protein."

Kakarot, who had never thought of himself a fussy eater before that instant, stared at his brother in slack-jawed horror, "Wha-No! That's just… What the hell dude!?"

"What wrong now?" Raditz titled his head a bit to the side and examined his brother, "Meat is meat."

"I just… no. Just, no." Kakarot shuddered at the thought of eating a formerly intelligent being. Sure, the training program had shown Saiyans eating living things, but that was always when they were in their giant ape forms! Consciously eating something that used to be able to think filled him with absolute disgust.

"…You're being dramatic. You already killed it, at this point it'll just go to waste if you don't eat it." Pointed out Raditz, "Besides, we Saiyans eat a lot. You can't really afford to be fussy on a mission."

"Let's just head back to my place." Offered Kakarot with a weak grin, climbing out of the hot spring, "Chi Chi is an amazing cook and I guarantee whatever she'll have is better than that!"

"Fine." Sighed his brother, as much as he wanted to push Kakarot into proper Saiyan behaviors, this might be too much, too soon given his reaction. "But you'll need to get over this inhibition of yours sooner rather than later. It's very unbecoming."

Kakarot scratched the back of his head and let out a mild chuckle at his brother's annoyance. Then shook himself off like a gigantic dog while simultaneously pumping a burst of ki over his body, drying off instantaneously by throwing water everywhere, including onto his brother. Raditz glared at him.

"Hehe, sorry I didn't have a towel."

"…we're stopping at the next two villages on the way back and you're wiping them out."

"But I just cleaned up!"

"That sounds like a you problem." Raditz mocked him, "Now let's go. The sooner your kill them, the sooner you get to eat."