Fight of the Midget and the Strawberry.
Author's note: "I figured this would be a good namEE! What the hell! Can't you girls wait till way later?! Then don't call me a midget/strawberry then! Ichigo(Chan) and Rukai yell! Fine then! Domain Expansion: Hell in Heaven! Have fun then girls. Sorry about that, looks like they couldn't wait till after the chapter was finished. For this, I must apologize profusely for this incident and the long wait in between chapters. Also, I forgot to mention that this is a continuation of when Shiro is charging at Ichigo(Chan) and Rukia."
"Come on, come on, come on! Queeny, aren't you too weak!?" Shiro cackles, sending Ichigo(Chan) flying from a single kick. "You're not any better midget!" Shiro said, sending her flying as well. At this, a tick mark appeared on Rukia's forehead. "That's it! I'm going to kill you! You filthy hollow!" Rukia screamed as she was flying. "Oh, you're hurting my feeling's ice midget," Shiro said, mockingly. At this, Rukia sent a Sokatsui at Shiro which did not do anything but put ash on his face. Blinking Shiro said, "No matter which world I'm in, you always like to use Kido if you can't use your sword."
With that comment, Rukia's zanpakuto forcefully manifested herself with a look of anger on her normally serene face Oh, I think I struck a nerve with the little miss most beautiful Zanpakuto. That below zero bitch has always thought that I was just a filthy hollow but, nooo I'm also a zanpakuto too! Huh, Sore no Shirayuki?!" "Silence! You are nothing but a filthy hollow! How dare you proclaim yourself as a zanpakuto!" Sode no Shirayuki said scathingly. "Oh, but I am Ichigo's Zanpakuto spirit. Nimaya Oh-Etsu has acknowledged that I am one." Shiro sneers mockingly. "And who is that?" Sode no Shirayuki said loftily.
"Oh, I don't know maybe the guy who created us in the first place?!" Shiro said with a tick mark on his head. "I had enough of your devilry! Now perish by my blade you filthy hollow!" Sode no Shirayuki said while charging her reiokyu. "Feelings' mutual" Shiro said, also charging his reiokyu. "BAN-" both irate zanpakuto said before Ichigo cut in, stopping them in their tracks. "Enough, both of you have gone too far. Shiro, you know for a fact that her bankai is indiscriminate, you'll have us all freezing, covered in ice and snow. And Sode no Shirayuki, Shiro is a true zanpakuto. Not just a hollow. Also, please demanifest yourself, you're draining Rukia, she looks like she's about to keel over at any time", Ichigo said exasperatedly.
True to Ichigo's word, Rukia looked like she was about to collapse, and with her spirit returning to her inner world, Rukia grew pale and fainted. "Rukia!" Ichigo-chan cried out, catching her mid-fall. "Rukia, are you okay?! What happened to you?! Why did your Zanpakuto spirit manifest itself?! '' Ichigo-chan said, worried about her friend. "Don't worry she only has a bad case of Reiryoku exhaustion. She should be faring better when I heal her so don't be such a worrywart." Ichigo said while quickly diagnosing any other injuries and ailments. With a look of concentration, Ichigo's hands began to emit a light green glow hovering them over the prone figure of Rukia. Instantly color came back to Rukia's face and the scratches from her spar with Shiro vanished. "That should do it. But, she'll have to take it easy for some time. Reiryoku exhaustion is not fun to have, as you recover you will feel like you have overexerted yourself and will definitely not be in any state to fight. This is due to your body healing your injuries and other miscellaneous things. All in all, it's akin to having a hangover, but she should be fine if she rests for the rest of the day, '' Ichigo said tiredly. "Look, I know that you have a mountain of questions for me. But save it. It's getting late and I spent days going after a particularly bothersome Hollow for a week and I want to get some sleep." Ichigo said, cutting off Ichigo-Chan as she opened her mouth. "Asshole. You don't even look that tired." Ichigo-Chan thought irritably with her trademark scowl on her face as she saw Ichigo yawning and scratching the back of his head as he walked over to the latter leading out of Urahada's basement.
Shinigami Zukan:
"Hey, how are you girls doing?", Urahara said with his face behind his fan peeking into his basement/training ground, upside down. "Not great", both Rukia and Ichigo-Chan said together, groaning in pain. "BOO!", Shiro said flash stepping inches away from Urahara's face while letting out a Hollow roar. At this, Urahara yelped and fell to the ground ungracefully with dizzy spirals in his eyes. Shiro started to go into hysterics banging his fist against the ground, laughing "Hahaha, did you see his face when I jumpscared him.", Shiro wheezed out. "Shiro!" His pissed-off master yelled. His eyes widened as the back part of a large zanpakuto came crashing where he once was. "Oh, shit.", Shiro muttered as his master took another swing at him. Shiro Sonidoed away. Ichigo cornered the crazy half of his zanpakuto and said "Any last words before I beat the stuffing out of you?!" "Yeah! Adios dumbass!" Shiro said while fading back to the inner world. There waiting for him was Ossan who promptly smacked him on the head and smiled at Shiro who was nursing the lump that formed, glad that he didn't need to deal with his annoying counterpart for some time.
Sorry about the huge delay. I have my own life and I write these stories at my own leisure so sorry. I also make sure that each chapter for most stories, are at least over 1,000 words in total. I will work on chapter three (The Demon of Destruction Vs. The Arrogant Mantis ) as soon as I can.