Note: After finally doing proper research, I just learned that 4chan shouldn't even have video file sharing. I tried looking at what site is the main video site in 2003-2004 but it's all dead links. I'll just edit the video files in the last omake into made up metacafe/ifilm links since I have no idea how the address of the thing is formed.
4chan
moot ## Admin No. 19924
I know we all saw the news, it's all what you /b/tards have been talking about for the past hour. I didn't realize we have a lot of riderfags here and so our favorite retard bin is cluttered with news about Daichi Ryouta and Kamen Rider discussions. We decided to add /sh/ - Superhero so that /b/ can remain a random board. Move all the KRF and sentai shit there.
Related to that topic, I am once again asking for donations to keep the site running. The immense traffic and data caused by the recent discussions have accounted for 20 GB in the past hour. It doesn't seem much but if this continues, the bill for maintaining the servers would double in the coming weeks. Please support us with donations or else 4chan would die.
/sh/ - Superhero
Kamen Rider Fuyuki Discussion Anonymous No. 21310
Playlist of current Kamen Rider Fuyuki videos in order
metacafe watch?pl=VmC1rhVkRR
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trueart No. 22444
File: Greatest Love
Anonymous No. 22445
22444
Ewww I didn't want to see scalie shit today.
Anonymous No. 22446
22445
You're calling Kamen Rider Fuyuki a scalie? You motherfucker, how dare you.
Anonymous No. 22447
22444
I mean, goldie was, objectively speaking, pretty hot so some shitty furry fujo commissioning yaoi of the two is as expected.
Anonymous No. 22448
Still no response from starfishhitler? He's been all over the moon since that teacher interview and his last message was an incomplete reply.
Anonymous No. 22449
22448
Why are you asking it here? This is the KRF discussion thread. Go to /b/ and they'll probably find you the guy's address or something.
Anonymous No. 22450
22449
He's the only account member we have that is actually in Fuyuki. It's actually kinda concerning, especially with what we know now about the place.
Anonymous No. 22451
22450
Do you think he became a hostage or got kidnapped? It happens at least once in every Rider's career.
Anonymous No. 22452
22451
If he is, he'll be in the news. I hope he does us proud and do something stupid in TV.
Anonymous No. 22453
22452
Or he could also be dead. It's real life and there isn't any scriptwriter to keep the bad guys from winning. The chopped arm of the genocidal goldfaggot should have clued you in by now.
Anonymous No. 22454
22453
Even better, he always kept talking about wanting to go to early screenings of tokusatsu productions and now he got backstage peek in the most realistic tokusatsu ever.
starfishhitler No. 22455
Hey guys. I'm somehow alive. Something crazy fucking happened here. I am really lucky to have been far from the fighting so I can record the news in tv. I'll post the recording video link in a different thread.
/sh/ - Superhero
Kaiju Attack Live News Recording Anonymous No. 23538
metacafe watch=QRYyv49e9u
starfishhitler No. 23539
23538
Nevermind, someone beat me to it. It really was the craziest shit I've experienced. Ground was shaking the whole time while I was watching from my window. I can't see who the people fighting are but the news cameras got a better look for me. Fucking awesome. Where's Godzilla when you needed him though?
Anonymous No. 23540
First: kamen rider. Second: kaijus. Third: Giant mechgirls.
What's next? At this rate I can make a bingo card full of Japanese trends and I can expect to get a win soon.
Anonymous No. 23541
Rider kick at 05:29! Actually, it didn't actually do much to the Building Kaiju nor was it in his Kamen Rider suit but that doesn't matter! What matters is that Daichi actually did a Rider Kick!
Anonymous No. 23542
TL; DW
Daichi can summon swords and axes
Daichi can also summon pet mascots like a lion and a teleporting wolf
Kamen Rider armor goes in white and red
Daichi can go into purple Super Saiyan
He has superpowered friends like red archer, blue jumper, whiplady, and an ice monster
Kaijus are real
Mechs are real
I don't even know what to say…
Anonymous No. 23543
Red Archer
How does his arrows work? If they activate on impact and he got hit wrong, he would have gone boom. Does he just put a timer on it?
Anonymous No. 23544
23543
Look closely at 07:10. He doesn't have any arrow on his hand and they just appear the next second. There's also that part he got close to the mechgirl and has two swords on his hands despite not holding anything earlier. Either he has an invisible Bag of Holding or he can do the same summoning thing Daichi does and I am more inclined to the latter.
Anonymous No. 23545
23538
A whole team of foreigners
All the more reason Daichi should be Captain Japan so that the others can be Captain India, Lady America, and Lady France.
Anonymous No. 23546
23545
I can see why Captain India and Lady America, but why France?
Anonymous No. 23547
23546
I dunno, she looks like a model and Paris was the first place I thought of that is famous for models.
Anonymous No. 23548
23545
It fits. Seriously, why didn't she jump a second time and just did something about the thing in the skies? Instead, she watches her allies actually fight and just do a flash every few seconds. Is she stupid? They were fucking right about blondes being dumb.
Anonymous No. 23549
Yo wtf 6:29 did daichi just summon the lion in the middle of a bullet barrage to block for him? that's animal cruelty dawg.
Anonymous No. 23550
23549
I didn't notice that. He really is my idol. That's right, make that useless animal work by taking in those bullets!
Anonymous No. 23551
Shout-out to the giant ice lady that held back the building kaiju. She seems cool.
Anonymous No. 23552
23551
I can't even tell what in God's green Earth it is. It's too tall to be a human in a suit, and too small to be a kaiju, but has a figure that indicates it's a female. Maybe the alien theories were right all along?
Anonymous No. 23553
THERE IS AN INTERVIEW WITH THE BIG MAN HIMSELF IN A DIFFERENT PROGRAM! THERE IS A LOT OF CRAZY SHIT LIKE BUDDHA, 13 WEAPONS, DRAGONS, AND KING ARTHUR BEING A GIRL
ifilm watch?v=vB4ml8HP3m
Anonymous No. 23554
THERE IS AN INTERVIEW WITH THE BIG MAN HIMSELF IN A DIFFERENT PROGRAM! THERE IS A LOT OF CRAZY SHIT LIKE BUDDHA, 13 WEAPONS, DRAGON, AND KING ARTHUR BEING A GIRL
You can't just say that shit and send a video with no subs. Give fucking details or gtfo you cunt!
Anonymous No. 23555
I don't understand nip speak but good god, that's the violet hooded lady? We haven't even seen her face yet but that voice and hips clearly show it's a MILF.
The red gauntlet is awesome tho. Is it his Rider belt?
cunnilinguist No. 23556
I'll just translate the questions Daichi responded to and the stuff he says.
Camerawoman: Daichi, are you alright?
Daichi: I've been better. I need to take a breather. What are you two even doing here?
Anonymous No. 23557
23556
When was this? I don't think there was a gap for him to take an interview in the fight. Was it after?
Anonymous No. 23558
23557
From how the reporter described, it seems like it's after he got shot by the flying Kaiju while in his Red Rider mode.
starfishhitler No. 23559
23558
I can confirm that there were 2 short moments where Daichi wasn't in the action. I remember the scene like the back of my mind. I also have a video to confirm timeline, it's too far to see specifics but Daichi always either has wings out or in full red armor so you can tell which dot is him. The moment is at 6:58 and he didn't pop back up until 11:03. There's also another one of that moment at 14:08, but that struck a tall building so I doubt it.
ifilm watch?v=0jPcGriofS
cunnilinguist No. 23560
23556
Reporter: Oh, okay then. Would you mind answering a few questions? Like, are you an alien? A dragon? A science experiment?
Camerawoman: Kenichi, are you seriously bothering him now? He looks like he's about to throw up.
Gauntlet: My partner is a normal human being. He just holds within his soul 13 incredible weapons and he is indeed about to vomit. To be honest, his whole head is a mess after taking a head-on attack so please do not annoy him.
Anonymous No. 23561
23560
Ah okay so that's where the 13 weapons came from. That said, a talking Rider gear?! We don't have that yet so these are new grounds!
Anonymous No. 23562
23560
I need help here, I don't know Welsh so if anyone can interpret what Daichi's gauntlet said at 4:16, 4:23, and 4:25, that would be appreciated, I'll put the written version here just in case.
Camerawoman: I see. So, what, who are you?
Gauntlet: I am the mighty A-thrai-gokh, the Welsh dragon! Oh, and if you're wondering about the White One, that was Albiyon. If you want to know more, please gugu it.
Anonymous No. 23563
23562
A-thrai-gokh
Y Ddraig Goch, that's literally on my country's flag.
Albiyon
I think that's just Albion. I'm sure it means Britain. I don't know how the fuck an entire country is a Kamen Rider armor.
gugu
No idea on this one, definitely not Welsh though.
Anonymous No. 23564
23563
Albion
There's a lesser known myth made by William Blake where he is referenced so they can also mean the giant founder of Britain.
Anonymous No. 23565
23562
gugu
Did the talking dragon gauntlet just tell us to google it? I didn't think they know how to use the internet.
Anonymous No. 23566
23565
You think it's one of us? Hey Welsh Dragon, if you're here, does Daichi fap with your hand?
Anonymous No. 23567
23566
Yes, Welsh Dragon here. He faps with my gauntlet 3 times a day to power up. He can't use his normal hands because his cock is too big. In fact, he's jerking off right now.
Anonymous No. 23568
23567
Does this mean the welsh are good at jerking someone off?
cunnilinguist No. 23569
23562
Double check for wrong details please. Names aren't my best.
Gauntlet: We are not the only ones living in Daichi's soul though. Each and every weapon has a conscience, the Nemean Lion, the King of Arkadia, and the first Buddha are a few of the beings housed in his soul!
Anonymous No. 23570
Nemean Lion
Oh, that's so fucking sick. It explains why Daichi used the lion as a shield. The damn thing can tank Hercules arrows in the myths.
Buddha
The fuck? Why is my country's most famous religious figure inside someone's soul?
Anonymous No. 23571
Oh those are some famous names, what else are there…
King of Arkadia
Uhhh what the fuck is this child murderer doing here?
Anonymous No. 23572
23571
He's the first werewolf so it still tracks for legendary myths. Also, we don't know which myth could be real since there are differing accounts… that said there is literally only one version wherein he didn't kill someone though and that is the Suda, so it's probably that interpretation.
Anonymous No. 23573
23572
Huh, this might help my job in finding which interpretations are the most accurate. I can make a thesis out of this.
cunnilinguist No. 23574
23569
Camerawoman: Got it. Anyways, what are you guys fighting? Is it an alien civilization?
Y Ddraig Goch: Oh, we are fighting a vampire right now. These are just his minions though. By the way, the golden person wasn't a vampire. He was the legendary hero Gilgamesh, super evil, extremely arrogant, mega rapist. Google it.
Daichi: Shut up Ddraig.
Anonymous No. 23575
Google it
Guys, I really think he is one of us or at least a 2chan member.
Anonymous No. 23576
Gilgamesh
Isn't he the baseball player in that one book?
Anonymous No. 23577
23576
How did you recognize him from that failure of a book but not the myth? The myth is even referenced in Doctor Who.
Anonymous No. 23578
super evil, extremely arrogant, mega rapist
Okay, aside from the mega rapist part, isn't he just a golden Waluigi?
Anonymous No. 23579
Is nobody really going to react to the Buddha in the soul of a 16yo?
Anonymous No. 23580
I mean, it's not like we saw what weapon or Rider gear Buddha is. Maybe he's the purple fire?
Anonymous No. 23581
23580
I don't really get what fire has to do with Buddha though.
cunnilinguist No. 23582
23574
Ddraig: Okay, rapid fire of information! Partner beat up Cu Chullain once! That blonde girl fighting over there is King Arthur and she made partner into a knight of the Round table and-
Daichi: That's enough of that.
King Arthur's kinda cute guys.
Anonymous No. 23583
Partner beat up Cu Chulainn once
Japan beats Ireland? It's a dog-eat-dog world.
blonde girl King Arthur
It tracks, the myth did say he just faffed around, got cucked, and then Camelot got wrecked. Guess what she's doing now?
Anonymous No. 23584
23583
got cucked
Tbh, King Arthur being a woman does explain some interpretations of him being impotent. He's impotent because he has no sperm to begin with.
Anonymous No. 23585
23584
But wasn't there some incest thing going on with Arthur and Morgan? That kinda disproves it yeah?
Anonymous No. 23586
23585
Hot medieval lesbo sex .
Anonymous No. 23587
23585
In early renditions, Mordred is just a nephew. I still have questions though, like about the May Day Massacre.
cunnilinguist No. 23588
23582
Skipped the pep talk, purple hood lady named Caster arrived to heal Daichi. We're at 6:57. I'll just dump the entire convo.
Daichi: How's the situation at the front?
Caster: Bad. Saber is held down by something. It must be connected to that flying thing. Archer and Rider are trying to protect her but the mech is truly annoying. What are we fighting anyways?
Daichi: We are fighting a dead apostle ancestor Merem Solomon.
Caster: A vampire... Well, I'm afraid to say that I don't have a lot of magical energy right now, so I'm staying on the backlines and giving support whenever I can.
Daichi: I certainly appreciate the healing... Besides, you can't fly right now, right? Since you're not a close quarters combatant, getting close right now would be foolish.
Camerawoman: Okay, so are we getting an explanation on who this woman is, or not...?
Daichi: Caster, please evacuate these two. I'm going back to the fight.
Camerawoman: Wait, I still want to ask you some questions!
Daichi: Ask them another day. For now, I have to teach that vampire that Fuyuki doesn't accept unruly tourists.
Daichi's pretty cool. That's the last tl I'll have here. I'll start working on a proper subbed video after having dinner.
Anonymous No. 23589
23548
23583
23588
You idiots are making smartass assumptions but turns out the kaijus were fucking her up.
Anonymous No. 23590
23589
It's the only logical explanation at the time, how would we even know?
Anonymous No. 23591
23592
By not making an ass out of u and me
Anonymous No. 23592
Caster, Saber, Archer, Rider
So… what does that mean for Daichi? What's his codename?
Anonymous No. 23593
23592
Fucker, because he fucked gold Waluigi's ass up and carved a new anus in that building kaiju. He also fucked your mom.
starfishhitler No. 23594
23588
For now, I have to teach that vampire that Fuyuki doesn't accept unruly tourists.
Ah… Be still, my heart. Kamen Riders are real and are corny as you dreamed of.
Anonymous No. 23595
New video is out! I think this was after getting hit by the mecha's beam attack?
ifilm watch?v=EpHIhXxk6s
Anonymous No. 23596
23596
Angry Caster is hot, the way she lashes out her hands to clear debris with magic... I bet those can slap someone's ass really well.
Anonymous No. 23597
23596
I think it's quite romantic how desperate she is looking for Daichi. Especially with how tender she got close to him after seeing him all bloodied up. There is definitely something there.
Anonymous No. 23598
Madre de Dios, ¿Saiyajin impulsados por el Espíritu Santo?
Anonymous No. 23699
23580
Bro, those are not Buddha's flames, they are Jesus Christ's.
Anonymous No. 23600
WHY ARE TWO RELIGIOUS LEADERS INSIDE A 16 YEAR OLD?
Anonymous No. 23601
23601
I mean, I expected this from priests, but Buddhists? That's the real shock. Maybe this is actually a hint towards something?
Omake Notes
Decided on the /sh/ board for now since no one knows it's supernatural yet. It'll take time for 4chan to develop enough to support more boards (remember, this is 6 months old 4chan) so DemiurgeMal's suggestion would take a while to form. Kamen Riders have been mostly genetically engineered until Kamen Rider Kuuga after all, so the alien/science experiment theories are the dominating ones.
If you're wondering why the "video uploads" are in such order, it's because I was thinking that Elza would be held back a bit by the military, unlike the other news channel that actually stayed far from the fight, and the civvie posters took a while before they got home. Also, the timestamps the comments are giving vary according to which video they're talking about.
On the whole "Captain" skit, 4chan is willing to throw race assumptions easily. I doubt that 2004 cameras see the facial features from far away, especially while in a high intensity fight, so I think they will make assumptions purely on looks and can't see neither their eyes or heights. Feel free to tell me if I am wrong in my assumptions or not.
From what I have researched, actual on-scene live reports aren't a thing yet due to limited technology. I was planning on a live view but I think this actually works better just so I don't have to put a react on every little tidbit. Condenses the whole thing better IMO.
Started watching some Kamen Rider for proper context. KR Blade's MC is a back-to-back jobber in the first 2 episodes (which are the only ones out during HGW), so even more appropriate for Fate/Job Night kek. Also, I learned the plot of Kamen Rider Ryuki, the Kamen Rider of 2002, where 13 Riders fight each other for a wish… sounds familiar? I'll be making use of it if ever that detail got revealed.
Overall, no clue how good this is nor have any idea how it became this long, but it'll probably be the last 4chan one for a really long while. Too much of these would just spoil the novelty and turn into really repetitive reactions like in a certain guilty pleasure web novel I read.