Oot Parody
Part 6468
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda!
(link pulls out shades and puts on a trench coat)
Navi: Umm, what are you doing.
Link: Going undercover, being mysterious, the usual.
Navi: You are so weird.
Link: Not weird, mysterious!
Navi: Well, your mysteries are ones I would rather not solve.
Link: *huffy* Well! ?
Navi: Come on!
One Long and Mysterious Walk Later…..
(the two see a fat guy sleeping)
Link: *bending down to examine the guy* I think that is Malon's dad.
Navi: Why would you say that! He looks a lot less…
Link: Breathtaking, gorgeous, awesome!
Navi: *looking at Link like he is insane* What makes you say he is her dad if you think that then!
Link: His driver's license says his name is Talon. And he has pictures of Malon in his wallet. Oh hey look 20 rupees. *put's rupees in pocket *
Navi: Driving cars won't be a think in Zelda until 2023 idiot!
Link: Oh yeah…. Well whatever. *Holds up two of the pictures of the pictures of Malon* Which one is your favorite, I can't decide!
Navi: LINK YOU ARE SUCH A CREEP!
Link: NOT AS CREEPY AS SARIA SHE TAKES GLOBS OF MY SALIVA AND PUTS THEM IN JARS!
Navi: You have a point.
Link: *pulls out egg* So.. when do you think the egg will hatch, It's nearly been a day and- *The egg begins to crack*
Navi: Well that was awfully convenient.
Link: Malon said it was dangerous, I wonder what it is?
Navi: Maybe it is a dodongo, or a skulltula, or-
(The creature in the egg finally finishes hatching and the thing comes out)
Navi and Link: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLP! ?
To Be Continued, Sorry for how short it was…