Daniel Beakship walked into the cell that was holding the Three Caballeros. They were completely chained and shackled up. They had more chains and shackles on them than anyone could shake a stick at. The only things that weren't chained or shackled up were their faces.
"So, how's the escape plan going?" Daniel teased.
All he got from the Three Caballeros were angry glares.
"You know, Don Boy, if you just told me where my sons are, none of this would have happened."
Donald just chuckled sarcastically. "Like I'd ever fall for that. Even if I did tell you, you'd treat me and my friends here and my girlfriend if she was here the very same thing you're treating us right now. And now that we've learned that you're planning to sacrifice my nephews – your own sons! – to this Supreme One – or whoever he or she is – it just makes me even more glad that we haven't give you the satisfaction of letting you win this thing as easily as you want it to be."
"Well, if you're so proud of yourself –"
"Which I am!" Donald snapped.
"And so are we!" Jose and Panchito added.
"Then am I to take it that's nothing I can do to change your minds or make you feel bad about what you did?"
"No! Nothing at all!" the Three Caballeros replied together.
"Then, Donkey Boy, you won't even be bothered if your friends here join my navy?"
"No! Not even if –" Then Donald realized what Daniel just said. "What?"
"We need more recruits," Daniel said. "You can never have too many soldiers in a navy."
"Why would we want to join your navy?" Panchito asked.
"I think the proper question is, 'Why should we join your navy?' And in answer to that question, it's very simple. You have no choice. Especially now that you couldn't be more chained up than you are right now."
"And is that how you're going to get us to join our navy?" Donald said. "By keeping us chained up forever?"
Daniel just chuckled. "Oh, Don Bin, the more time I spend with you, the more I can see that you haven't changed at all, especially the intelligent part."
"Oh, thank you," Donald said.
"I meant, you've become stupider instead of smarter, you moron!" Daniel snapped.
"Hey!" Donald snapped.
"Anyway, I can have you turned into pirate sea monsters in less than five minutes and this is how." Then Daniel clapped his hands.
The Three Caballeros were very shocked to see the door in their cell opening and lots of sea monster pirates approaching them with syringes filled with blue liquid.
"What are you giving us?" Jose asked.
"The very thing that will make you join our navy," Daniel said. "It's a magic potion created by Lady Bonnie herself." Then he turned to one sea monster pirate wearing a doctor's white coat over his pirate uniform. "Doctor, do your very worst."
"My pleasure, sir," the doctor said. He and some sea monster pirates who held the syringes approached the Three Caballeros, who were struggling to break free from the chains.
Then Donald noticed that the sea monster pirates couldn't do their jobs if he and his friends kept on wriggling. "Keep wriggling!" he ordered his friends. "If we keep wriggling, they can't turn us into sea monster pirates, so keep wriggling!"
Jose and Panchito did what their duck friend told them to do and as they kept wriggling they were very glad that they were succeeding in stopping the sea monster pirates making them join them.
"Admiral, I need these prisoners to be still before I can do the job," the doctor told Daniel.
"Well, you heard him, you idiots!" Daniel snapped at the sea monster pirates who were standing by. "Make yourselves useful and get the prisoners to stand still!"
They went to the Three Caballeros and made them stand still by holding their heads and their chains.
The Three Caballeros were very worried now that they had no way to resist the Sea Monster Pirate Navy or prolong the inevitable any further.
The doctor and his team got very close to inject Bonnie's blue potion into their necks when…
"Admiral!"
Fed up with all the distractions, Daniel angrily turned to face a new sea monster pirate approaching him. "WHAT?"
"Lady Bonnie ordered me to report to you that the entire navy is ready and she wants you to give the order," the sea monster pirate reported.
"About time too," Daniel said. "Tell Lady Bonnie I'll be on the deck immediately."
"Yes, sir." The sea monster pirate gave him a salute and walked out of the cell.
"What is your navy ready for?" Donald demanded. "What order are you going to give?"
Daniel turned around and smiled his evil smile at Donald. "I guess I'll have to show you and your friends, won't I?" Then he turned to the sea monster pirates guarding the Three Caballeros. "Bring them with us. Doctor, save those syringes. I'll tell you when to give them to our friends when they've witnessed what I want them to witness."
The Three Caballeros didn't like the sound of that as the sea monster pirates escorted them behind Daniel.
Daniel, The Three Caballeros and the sea monster pirates holding them went to the top deck where there was only Lady Bonnie. Where was the rest of the navy?
The Three Caballeros quickly found out when they were taken to the edge of the frigate and saw the rest of the Sea Monster Pirate Navy on more frigates, hovercrafts, submarines, speed boats, jet skis, and other water transports. They were shouting and cheering for some reason and they didn't stop until Bonnie rose her fins up.
"Now, the time has come," she said. "The time has come for what all of you have been created and trained to and what we have all worked very hard for – world domination!"
While the navy cheered again, the Three Caballeros were horrified at this news.
"The Supreme One promised us riches and power and a perfectly happy lives in exchange for our loyalties. Admiral. Now, let us go and show her how incredibly loyal we are to her. Admiral."
Daniel lifted his right wing up and then he lowered it down.
The Sea Montser Pirate Navy cheered and they made their way to…
"Duckberg!" Donald cried. "You guys are attacking Duckberg?!"
"Well, we have to start somewhere, Don Twit," Daniel said. "But don't worry. I ordered the entire navy not to hurt my sons but instead bring them to me. When they succeeded – when – I might let you say goodbye to them before we sacrifice them." Then he turned to the sea monster pirates with the syringes and ordered them to give them to the Three Caballeros.
The Three Caballeros got very nervous as the syringes got closer to them and they tried to think of something to stop them.
"Hey, can we tell you a joke as ourselves before we join your army?" Donald asked.
"Sure," said the doctor. "One joke from you each and then you'll joining us."
"Why do cats like football some much?" Donald asked. "Because they make their own balls. Furballs."
That only made a couple of the sea monster pirates chuckle.
"My turn," Panchito said. "What is the coldest food you can heat? Anyone! A chili!" Then he made funny shivering noises.
That made the sea monster pirates laugh their heads off.
Then it was Jose's turn. "Okay, here goes. What does a dog and a tree have in common? They both have barks."
That made the sea monster pirates laugh so much that they got belly aches.
"What have you idiots done?" Daniel roared. "Look at the deck."
The sea monsters pirates looked at the deck and gasped. They realized that they dropped the syringes when they had their belly aches from laughing so much and they broke and all the blue liquid had vanished. The Three Caballeros, on the other hand, was very pleased with their success of getting rid of the syringes while they were still in chains.
"Get more immediately!" Daniel ordered.
"Those were the last ones, sir," the doctor said.
"Well, can you make any more?"
"Yes, sir. But it will take at least five days to –"
"Well, get on with it, then!" Daniel snapped. "Get these prisoners turned into monsters as soon as you can!"
"Yes, sir!" Then the doctor took his team with him below deck.
Daniel angrily looked at Donald who just smiled back at him.
"We'll never give fighting for ourselves or our families or friends, Daniel," Donald said smugly. "No matter what, even chained up like this."
"Enjoy your very short victory while you can, Don Wit," Daniel said. "Because very soon – and I promise you – that you will surrender and commit your lives to us. Very soon." Then he turned to the remaining sea monster pirates. "Put them back in their cells.
Then the Three Caballeros went sad again as all they could do was watch the sea monster pirate navy continue to make their way to Duckberg while they were being dragged back to their cells.