Please note that this story is a series of shorts based and linked to the Borderlands Fanfic Rebel Anarchy. It's advised that you read the noted chapter before reading this chapter for full context.
The events of this chapter take place after chapter 9 of Rebel Anarchy and before chapter 10.
Disclaimer: I do not own Borderlands or any of its characters, Borderlands is owned by Gearbox Software and 2K Games, the only ownership I claim is of my own OC's. This is a story just for your fun and enjoyment. Please enjoy.
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"Talking"
'Thinking'
"Echo/Radio"
'Krieg's inner voice'
Quests of the Day:
-Assassinate the Assassins-
X-X-X
Quest 3
Assassination Bitch
". . . Soooo, explain why we're here again Maya asked as the group consisting of Axton, Salvador, Kai, Gaige, and the Siren stared at the rundown entrance to Southpaw Steam and Power that was lite up by the near midday sun.
"We're here for a group of assassins that are apparently masquerading as bandits who go by the names Rouf, Oney, Reeth, and Wot. Roland wants us to find them, kill them, and figure out what they were up to." Kai stated.
"Sooooo… how do we get inside?" Gaige pointed to the heavy door.
Kai thought about it for a second until he began to grin and looked to his friend. "Have I ever told you about my dear Auntie?" Kai asked with a grin.
Inside the door, there were two bandit standing guard, as ordered. ". . . Soooo… you want to hear a joke." One of them asked.
"... Sure." The other bandit shrugged.
"Knock-knock." The first bandit said before the door was blown in and engulfed the bandits in a massive fireball.
After the smoke cleared Kai walked through the door as if he owned the place. "And that was how my Auntie Linn opens doors." Kai said as he put a Torgue Rocket launcher away. "Aaaah~, those were good times." Kai mused happily as the others peaked into the hole behind him.
"Was your auntie from Pandora amigo, because this looks more like a traditional Pandoran door knock." Sal asked as he admired the destruction.
"Not as far as I know. I'm pretty sure my Auntie and my own mother would have told me they lived here at one point." Kai said as he kicked over a pair of smoking boots that had been sitting in front of the door.
"Sooo, what now?" Gaige asked.
"Well, that's obvious." Sal said with a crazed grin.
"It is?" Maya chipped in with a bored tone.
"Yep, it's time for a Pandoran version of spring cleaning." Sal said. "Which means lots of blood, lots of swearing, and a whole lot of bullets." Which, Kai iterated for Sal with the racking of a Jakob's Longrider shotgun and a sadistic smile.
"I guess boys will be boys, right Gaige. . . Gaige?" She turned in time to see the girl finish loading her own Torgue shotgun and then racking it.
"Hmm, you say something, Maya?" She replied as the siren just sighed in annoyance.
"I'm surrounded by insanity." She muttered.
"HEY!... I appreciate the compliment." Sal said with a grin as Maya just facepalmed herself while Kai and Axton both laughed.
They all entered and quickly moved through the facility, killing a dozen or so Bandits, including a trio of Psycho's talking about their mother as if she was a Mercenary day roast… Which honestly would not surprise any of them. "Man this is awesome!" Sal said with mad glee. "Nothing like a good old bandit cleanout.
"Isn't it a bit odd how happy he is killing people?" Gaige asked.
"Well as Sal had told you, bandits are just mindless murderers and... Escorias?" Axton asked, looking to Maya who nodded in confirmation.
"Plus, most bandits, and more specifically psychos have mutated so much from chemical exposure, bad hygiene, radiation, and incest that most have become something more akin to sub-human." Kai said before he turned and blasted a Psycho in the face that had rushed after them. "Most of these guys can't be considered human anymore. It's cold yes, but hey when most of them would sooner kill you on sight or worse, you really don't think about it."
"What does that make Krieg then?" Maya asked with worry for her friend.
"Oh, don't worry he's human. He was just genetically modified through illegal medical experiments and mentally broke from the trauma." Kai said with no hint of concern. "His normal psyche, or what is left of it, is just buried under a layer of insanity." Kai finished as he watched Sal turn forward and shot another charging Psycho in the face with a Torgue pistol.
"Huh, makes sense." Gaige said.
The group kept clearing the way and moving deeper into the facility until they came across the first assassin, a man in yellow bandit armor and with a helmet with part of a large saw blade on his head with a Hyperion SMG in hand, who came waltzing out of a shutter door with a Badass Psycho crony flanking him. Each group stared at one another for several seconds until the Assassin yelled. "You dare intrude on the great Wot! Fuck em Big D."
The large Psycho charged forward and grabbed Kai and Axton before they could react and throw them across the room. "I feel a SPLEEEEEEN ripper!" The Psycho roared before charging after his targets.
Meanwhile, Sal turned the Assassin. "I got this guy!" Sal yelled as he charged at the Assassin with a Hyperion shotgun and Bandit SMG out. As the fighting continued around them Gaige and Maya just stood to the side.
"I know part of the reason I left Athena was to have some action and adventure, but this is ridiculous." Maya muttered as they watched Kai get thrown across the area into a stack of empty barrels as Axton was spraying the Psycho with a Vladof spinny pistol.
Gaige took a thinking pose as she thought about it. After tapping a finger on her cheek for a moment she snapped her fingers with an idea. "How about we make this job a challenge."
Maya raised an eyebrow at the teen. "What kind of challenge?"
"Well, what if we are only allowed to kill each assassin with a particular weapon. No skills or abilities like DT or Phaselock." Gaige said as Axton ran by as a flaming badass psycho chased him while Kai chased after them with Axton ax in his right hand and a fire extinguisher tucked under his other arm.
Maya thought about it for a moment. "Yea, that actually sounds like it could be interesting. Ha, Zer0 would have fun with this… Where are Zer0 and Krieg by the way?" Maya asked.
"They said they had an argument to settle." Gaige said.
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Just outside of Sanctuary's wall in the frozen snow-covered field, said Assassin and Psycho were standing about ten meters apart from one another with about a dozen Sanctuary residents and Raiders watching from a distance. "The time has come / Friends now seek to fight / what have we become?"
"Blood dummy's black spy, for my axe seeks to grind its tooth on the field of agony for the glory of my spoon! Soon, spy will choke on pretty words with a salad of rage and moldy gym socks!"
"I accept your challenge / only the best will win / . . . which will be me." Zer0 said as he pulled out his sword.
Lieutenant Davis walked between the two Vault Hunters and looked between the two. "This duel is to decide which of you will get the bedroom with the private bathroom. The rules are simple, the first one incapable of fighting or who surrenders, loses. There will be no killing, no attempts at dismemberment or permanent damage, no guns, no special skills or gear, no cheap shots to the groin areas or eyes, and for god sakes no overly complex insults! It's no fun for the rest of us if we don't know what the insult means, I mean for fuck sakes, what the hell is a hamster and an elderbarry!?"
The man took a breath to compose himself. "Right, fighters ready?" Krieg was spinning his axe in his hand in anticipation while Zer0 slowly drew his katana. ". . . FIGHT!" Davis yelled before booking it the other way as the two Vault Hunters immediately charged at one another for what would be later known as the great porcelain duel.
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"Hmm. Well while we're at it, let's make this more interesting, the loser has to pay for tonight's tab at Moxxi's."
"Alright, I can get behind that. So, what weapon should we use for Wot here." Gaige said as they looked to see Salvador trading shots and insults with Wot from their individual covers.
"Hmm, how about pistols first." Maya suggested.
Gaige just shrugged. "Okay." She pulled out her Rogue Smuggler and fired two bursts at the assassin, putting three of the four bullets into Wot's head making it explode in a pop of blood and brain matter.
Salvador stared at the now dead assassin before turning to Gaige. "Oy! That was my kill niñita!"
Maya glanced at the teen in surprise. "I thought your aiming sucked?" she both asked and jabbed at the girl.
Gaige just smirked as she twirled the gun for show before holstering it. "My dad took me to a firing range every Saturday morning for two years after I turned 13 and had me practice with this gun. I know it better than the inside of my own hand." She said matter of factly as she held up her robot hand. "And I built the thing."
"Yet you just can't aim with anything else." Maya said making the teen's inflated ego come crashing down faster then a burning zeppelin.
Before anything else could be said. Kai and Axton rushed by with a dazed-looking Badass Psycho being carried between them. They reached the railing near a large machinery pit and heaved the Badass up and together the two men threw the Psycho over the edge who screamed as he fell into the pit. "I just wanted a muffin!~"
"Well. *Pant* That went well. So what did we miss." Kai asked out of breath.
After that, the two women explained the situation and challenge they set. They also looted Wot's body and much to Gaige ire, Maya had claimed a wicked-looking SMG called the Commerce which had a glowing lightning paint job. They also found an ECHO that Axton played on his for everyone.
"Alright, you mindless gun-hands." Handsome Jack's voice said. "You're looking for a really hot chick with blue tattoos and mystical powers. A Siren. Specifically, one named Lilith. The official reports say she died in New Haven, but I'm positive she's hiding out near Sanctuary. If you catch wind of her, tell me and I'll pay you enough money to build a mansion made out of other... smaller mansions."
"Well, that explains what these bastards are up to." Kai said. "Although it's odd why Jack would be looking for a dead woman." Kai said.
"Maybe he believes she's actually alive and is being hidden in Sanctuary." Salvador suggested.
"Maybe, but either way we got to eliminate these guys, it would be bad news if they sneak into Sanctuary." Kai said.
The gang soon moved through the facility to find the next assassin. "Alright, so what weapon are we restricted to this time?" Kai asked as they walked.
"Hmm, how about snipers?" Axton suggested.
"Snipers inside a close quarter space, that sounds interesting." Maya said as she pulled out a Maliwan Corrosive sniper, everyone else pulled out their own snipers. Gaige pulled out an uncommon Vladof sniper which oddly had a drum mag.
"Where did you get that?" Kai asked, eyeing the rifle with a hint of curiosity.
"I found it the other day." Gaige stated as she loaded it.
Kai looked at her with a raised eyebrow. "Do you know how to use one?" Kai asked.
"Of course I do. Now move over assholes and let a master show you how to shoot!" Gaige proclaimed.
The other Vault Hunters all had different reactions to this as Maya snorted, Axton chuckled, and Salvador let out a bellowing laugh. "Oh, this should be good. Twenty bucks says the master misses every shot." Axton says.
"I bet she hits everything else but her intended target." Sal said.
"I'll take a piece of that action, put me down for Sal bet." Maya said.
Kai looked between them with confusion. "What with all the doubt?" Kai asked as Gaige just pouted.
"Oh, you'll see." Axton chuckled. Kai just looked between them all before he shrugged. He then pulled out a rare Jakobs sniper as the group continued on.
After a few minutes, they reached another open machine area, as they approached a large half-circle blast door slid open. A man in Nomad armor, with a Hyperion shotgun in hand and a large rectangular shield on his back, walked out of the door with four Psychos with blue mohawks flanking him.
"Oney, Vault Hunters!" One of the Psycho's yelled, pointing to the group.
"Then don't just stand there like idiots, kill them!" The nomad identified Oney yelled. The psycho's each pulled out grenades and started charging at the group.
Gaige took aim at Oney and fired at the Nomad on full-auto. Each of the bullets flew past Oney and hit the wall behind him, where each one ricocheted off of the wall and flew in every direction. "OH SHIT! DUCK!" Kai yelled as everyone quickly tried to scramble for cover. The bullets all started bouncing around the room like pinballs as Gaige kept firing at Oney without any awareness of the world around her.
Sal and Kai both jumped behind a large steel pipe as several bullets bounced off the top of it. "Okay, what the fuck happened back at the Southern Shelf!?" Kai yelled as several rounds bounced down from the ceiling, narrowly missing his foot.
"I swear, there were no bouncing bullets when she was sniping last time amigo. However, this is less sniping and more *Bing* spraying." Sal finished as he looked at the bullet hole next to his head.
Gaige was laughing away as she kept firing. "I'm feeling it. More! More anarchy!" Gaige yelled. Suddenly her reign of fire stopped as she heard a click. She went for another magazine only she couldn't pull out another one from her storage. Gaige glanced at the ammo count on her HUD which read zero. "Crankshaft! I'm empty!"
*Chu-Chink*
Gaige looked up to see Oney standing in front of her with his double barrel shotgun raised at her face. "Aww, crapbaskets." Before Oney could fire, there was a crack of a sniper rifle as a bullet pierced through the left lens of Oney's helmet.
Oney just stood there for several seconds with". . . Ow." Oney said before another bullet punched right through his forehead, knocking him onto his back, causing several items to drop from his person.
"Gaige, what the fuck was that!?" Kai yelled as he put up a smoking sniper rifle. Gaige looked around the room and noticed there were holes and impact marks everywhere, and the four Psychos were shot up. She looked to see Kai standing next to Sal who was patching a bullet wound on his right shoulder. Maya came walking out of cover with a bullet hole in her left arm as she helped Axton stand as he had two leg wounds that were precariously close to his nads. I don't know if you noticed, but you missed Oney and hit EVERYTHING ELSE!" Kai yelled.
"Well… I didn't hit you." Gaige stated.
Kai with a deadpan look just raised his left foot to show a bullet hole in his boot with blood dripping from it. "Ugh, oops." Gaige said with a sheepish grin.
Gaige soon after explained that she had just finished work on a new piece of tech which she called Close Enough, which would cause a percentage of her shots to ricochet into other targets. However, apparently she had yet to incorporate the targeting system with her ECHO HUD IFF system which was why everyone got hit. It was agreed upon by everyone that Gaige should disable the tech for now. As for the loot, Kai picked up a new Vladof Tesla grenade while Axton got a pistol called the Judge which he pocketed. As with the last assassin, they found an ECHO which they played immediately.
"Yeah, I just realized, you grunts are gonna get yourselves killed without this little tidbit: all Sirens are born with different, crazy-ass powers. You cannot, I repeat, CANNOT win a fight with them in one on one combat. You see Lilith, contact me IMMEDIATELY. I can handle her, you can't. Me yes, you no!" Jack said.
"Are Sirens really that powerful?" Kai asked Maya.
"I don't know. The temple library on Athenas did talk about a few previous Siren's who had existed, but those were very cryptic."
After patching themselves up and revoking Gaige's sniper rifle privileges until someone took her out for target practice, the group moved on into the lower bowels of the facility, eventually coming upon a large group of Bandits. In the group was a slinky looking bandit with a gas mask that only covered his nose and mouth, with several saw blades mounted on each shoulder. "That got to be Reeth." Kai stated.
"So what weapons are we limited to th-" Maya started.
"FIST FIGHT!" Sal screamed as he rushed into the room and immediately punched in the face of the closest Psycho and punched the guy. He punched him so hard that the Psycho's head was knocked clean off and was sent rolling into the middle of the room.
"Holy," Kai said. "Shit!" Gaige finished.
Salvador turned to the other Bandits with a mad grin. "Come and get it pendejos!"
A dozen bandits charged at the short man in an attempt to kill him while another group charged at the rest of the gang. *Sigh* "Look like it's gonna be one of those types of fights. I haven't been in a brawl since me and Riess got dragged into a bar fight at the Holy Spirits." Kai said as he cracked his knuckles.
"It has been a while since I've had a fight myself." Maya said as she stretched. Axton whipped out his hatchet and Gaige flexed her robot hand.
They all entered the fight which lasted several intense minutes, the gang finished off all of the Psychos and bandits while Salvador finished off Reeth by feeding him his own buzz-axe. Kai collected a Jakobs sniper called the Flemington Edge which Kai figured Zer0 would be interested in using. And of course another ECHO recording.
Handsome Jack: I found an old recording that might help you guys out with the Siren.
Dr. Patricia Tannis: "I've been observing this Siren, Lilith, since the opening of the Vault. She appears to be using Eridium to enhance her natural Phasewalking abilities. This, naturally leads me to assume some unspoken connection between Sirens, Eridium, and the Vault. I have determined two additional things: firstly, that she finds it irritating when others pluck out strands of her hair under the guise of needing them for scientific experimentation, and secondly, that they taste like olives. Wait, no. Fried pickles."
They all stared at the ECHO for several seconds before looking at Maya. "You may want to add a lock or two to your door when we get back." Axton said.
"I think I just might." Maya said with a slight bit of concern.
They moved on and all agreed that the last assassin would be done in with a shotgun. "So currently the score is tied at one each for me, Gaige and Sal. Meaning if one of us gets the next kill we win. However, if Maya or Ax get the kill then it's a four-way tie." Kai stated.
"Wait, then who wins if that happens." Maya asked.
"Pandoran betting rule number 73 states that in the event of a tie between multiple people, then the bet is nullified. Rule 73-B however states anyone who doesn't tie and has not met the conditions has to pay up to the tied winners. This means that if one of you guys doesn't get Rouf then you will have to cover everyone tabs tonight by themselves."
"Are you serious!?" Maya and Axton both yelled.
"I can't afford that! I spent most of my cash on a new shield yesterday!" Maya said.
"And I need the cash for new illegal upgrades for my turret." Axton said.
"Is no one gonna ask about this betting code." Gaige asked Kai as they watched the adults complain.
"It's more of a set of unwritten guidelines. There are…" Kai paused for a second. "527 rules."
"Actually 534." Salvador interjected.
"Yeah, but those last seven are special exemptions." Kai countered.
". . . Why so many?" Gaige asked.
"Because betting is a complex and underhanded sport, so it agreed that some rules were needed. Like rule 363, in the event that a bowling ball smashes in the head of one of the betters then the man's debt is to be split evenly between all of the other betters. However, if the man killed wins the bet then the bowling ball will pay one-quarter of the bet as compensation." Sal said.
Gaige stared at the Gunzerker and Rebel with a look of disbelief. "You're joking, right."
"HA, if you think that stupid ask Moxxi about rules 134 through 149, those are the fucked up sexual ones." Kai said, getting a confused yet embarrassed look from Gaige that he and Sal laughed at her reaction.
They continued on until they reached a massive room that had several deep shafts and furnaces on the opposite side. An alarm starts blaring as another massive blast door opens on the other side. From the door, two nomad taskmasters walked outflanking a tall lanky man in a green camo bodysuit, a breathing mask, and dark-tinted goggles. In his hand, he brandished a decent looking Hyperion shotgun with a laser sight on it.
"Butcher, Timothy, kill the intruders!" Rouf yelled.
"ATTACK!" Both of the Nomads yelled as several Psychos started popping out of doors and pipes yelling expletives and throwing axes.
Kai and Gaige jumped out of the way as several axes flew at them as the rest dodged a salvo of shotgun blasts. Gaige looked back to check where Rouf was as she got up and saw he had jumped at a platform by Salvador from across the room. The lanky man bolted at him and smashed the butt of his weapon into Sal's face knocking him back. Maya took the distraction and tried to shoot the assassin with a bandit shotgun, only for the man to see the attack and leap away just before Maya fired and missed. Maya followed the man, firing several times in a vain attempt to hit him. "Fuck this guy is fast!" Maya yelled.
Gaige then looked to see Axton was fighting off one of the Taskmasters with his own Tediore shock shotgun. But where was the other Taskmaster, she thought. "Gaige, roll left!" Kai yelled. Gaige immediately rolled left just before a heavy shield slammed down on the spot she had been standing. Kai fired at the large nomad with a Jakob's shotgun several times only for the man to shrug the hits off like bug bites.
Gaige threw her cryo grenade at the nomad, who saw it and spun around to block it with his shield. The grenade exploded upon impact coating the slab of metal in a sheet of ice, freezing it to the ground. Kai tried to use the chance to jump onto the nomads back with a holo blade active. The nomad ripped the shield free of the ice and swung it around to bash Kai, shattering the remaining ice on the shield. Kai was sent flying into the wall knocking all of the breath out of him. "BASTERD!" Gaige yelled as she fired with her Torgue shotgun. The explosives round rakted the nomad's body but, after six shots Gaige's gun clicked empty. "uh-oh." Gaige uttered before the nomad charged and smashed his shield into her sending her flying across the room. Kai was just getting back up when Gaige smashed headfirst into the rebel, knocking both over.
Gaige slow got up and held her head. "Ouch, thanks for catching me."
"Sure. No… Problem." Kai rasped out. Confused, Gaige looked and saw Kai cupping his groin with pain marring his face.
It took a second for Gaige to connect the dots before a blush of embarrassment and sympathy appeared on her. "Oh shit! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" She cried out.
Kai cracked his eyes open only for them to widen at the sight of the nomad behind his friend, raising his shield up to smash them. "DUCK!" Kai yelled, making Gaige drop her head back down as Kai grabbed his shotgun, brought it up, and fired two quick shots into the nomad's chest before running out of ammo. The nomad staggered back several steps from the shots before he dropped his shield onto his head with a loud CLUNK! The man stood there for several seconds slowly swaying. "I got a headache mama." The nomad then fell back onto the ground either dead or knocked out.
Kai let out a sigh before dropping the shotgun to his side. He looked down at Gaige who was still ducked down. "Gaige, while I would normally find this flattering can you please get your head out of my balls." Gaige was immediately up and backing away from him with a glowing red face as Kai slumped over in pain.
"Did you have to say it like that!? Plus you told me to duck, so I did!" Gaige said with a massive blush on her which Kai didn't pay attention to.
"I think I'm out of the rest of this battle." Kai muttered.
As the teens were out, Sal and Maya were still dealing with Rouf who was rapidly jumping around. Sal had to roll left to avoid Rouf shotgun. Maya fires at the assassin as she rushes over to help Sal up. "Haha, you idiots are pathetic! I've killed midgets stronger than you shortly. He said, pointing to Sal, before looking at Maya. "And I don't even know where to start with the Siren bitch." Rouf said.
Maya just stared at the man with a stone-cold look. "Did you just call me a bitch?"
"Aww, did I hurt the pretty little siren's feelings? Aw Boo-who, the siren bitch is sad and wants to cry. Like a little bitch." Rouf threw his head back and let out an annoying laugh.
*THUNK!*
Rouf froze at the sound and looked to his left to see a bladed bandit shotgun embedded into a steam pipe next to him. Rouf looked back to see Maya charging at him with a siren supercharged punch. The assassin ducked in time to dodge it and was shocked to see the punch leave a deep imprint of the Siren's fist in the metal pipe. "Oh shit." Rouf muttered before he turned and scurried off.
Maya pried the shotgun out of the wall and turned to the assassin with a face that screamed with the combined wreath of all women. "No one. And I mean no one, calls me a bitch and lives." Maya spoke coldly as her eyes started to glow making the assassins run in fear as Maya stormed after him.
"Look, I swear it wasn't what it sounded like. I didn't mean it!" Rouf yelled in fear. Faster than anyone could see the shotgun flew at Rouf and impaled the wall between his legs, with the bladeless than a millimeter from his crotch. "AHHH!" The assassin screamed before a phase lock engulfed the weapon, ripped it from the wall, and returned to Maya's hands. The assassin screamed again as he ran for it.
"You want to call me a bitch, I'll show you a bitch!" Maya said as she ran after him. The following chase moved around the entirety of the room as Rouf frantically tried to escape only to have his escape routes blocked off by gunfire or unlucky Bandits and Psychos that Maya threw in his path to block him.
Rouf then came across a metal door and flung it open and ran in quickly only to trip over a small pipe on the ground. Rouf got up and looked around the room only to realize that there were no other exits but the doorway he just came through. A doorway that Maya was now standing in. "NO… N-No, wait, please! We can work this out, cut a deal, I'll pay you! Please!" Rouf screamed as Maya slowly walked into the room. "If you spare my life I'll give you a million bucks!?" He begged as Maya continued to glare. "Three million!... Two and a half?"
"You just went down." Maya said.
". . . I'm a haggler." Rouf weakly answered before Maya fully stepped into the room and shut the door behind her.
The rest of the Vault hunters watched the door with slight fear and curiosity. "What do you guys think she's going to do to him?" Gaige asked.
"KYAAAAAAA!" Came a high-pitched girly scream followed by a bang of a shotgun. It was quiet for a whole minute until another three bangs were heard from inside. Several seconds later the door opened to reveal Maya standing there with a little bit of blood spatter on her right cheek. She looked over to the other and smirked.
"I feel soooo much better." Maya said with a cheerful voice that had a hint of sadistic glee in it, as she walked over and past the gang. As she did she set a black bandit triple barrel shotgun with a blood splatter paint job in Gaige's hands, or at least Gaige hoped it was paint. As she passed Kai she dropped a bloodied ECHO in his hands. "I've already listened to it." She said before stopping next to Axton. "Axton, get me a nice cold drink when we get to Moxxi's, okay? Okay." She said giving him a small pat on his cheek that left a little blood behind before she continued to sauntered off with a sway in her hips.
Salvador walked over and looked into the room before yelling, "Dios mío." He quickly backed up, with his face looking greener than a Scooter's hat. "I would not go in there." He said sickly before running to a nearby guard rail where he began heaving into the pit. Kai looked down at the ECHO and clicked the play button.
"Oh, yeah, and since you shiver-brains evidently don't know how to listen, I'll say it again: stop bringing in fake Sirens. Only six Sirens can exist in the universe at any given time, and I already know of three. You're not gonna convince me you happened to find one of the remaining three just by drawing blue tattoos on some random chick's corpse. I will admit, it was mildly amusing the first dozen times you idiots tried it, but now my office smells like blood and marker fumes. So quit it!" Jack yelled before it cut off. Kai, Gaige, and Axton stared at the device as they each sweatdropped at it.
"Hey, Axton." Gaige said.
"Yes, Red?"
"Make her drink a strong one." She said as the man nodded.
From that day forward everyone in Sanctuary was given secret orders and warnings. Never call Maya a bitch.
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Well, I hope you guys enjoyed it. I'll be honest, I feel like this was not one of my better chapters, this mission is kind of boring outside of the bonus challenges and the ECHOs. Anyways tell me what you guys think in the Review section. Welp, until next time, stay safe Vault Hunters. Now will you excuse men, I'm going to go enjoy the latest BL3 DLC that came out today.