WarriorTwin: Chase leaving was for the best.
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Dunsparce519: You'll find out.
Killer Bass: Damien, Eva, Geoff, Priya, Scott
Screaming Gophers: Brick, Gwen, Millie, Sky, Trent
Episode 14: Brunch of Disgustingness
"Last time on Total Drama Island. A note from a secret admirer got Priya and Sky hooked. Geoff accidentally knocked Trent off the airplane, sending him deep into the Earth's crust. Gwen showed everybody how to hang on for dear life on the moose ride."
"Chase showed himself to be an ace flag-catcher, until Scott cut him off in an attempt to mess with him, causing Chase to crash his way right off the island, but not without a little canoodling time with Millie."
"And now, let's see what's in store for our campers on this week's episode of Total! Drama! Island!"
(Theme Song)
A flock of geese flew in formation across the sky, the sun just barely the height of the hills in the background. A cut to the mess hall showed Chef and Chris waiting at the entrance as the campers filed inside.
"What? No breakfast?" Trent asked as he entered.
"Oh, don't worry bro," Chris told him. "There will be plenty of food later on." The hosts began to snicker quietly.
"What are you two guffawing about?" Eva snarled. Her confusion caused another fit of stifled laughter from the two adults.
"Congratulations to the remaining ten campers for reaching the half-way mark in the competition," Chris announced, still holding back a few chuckles. "You'll all be on the jury for the final episode."
"We got the power! Yeah!" Geoff was the first to cheer about the achievement.
"The two teams will become one next week," Chris continued, "but first! All the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin, and all the guys will stay in the Bass cabin."
"This week's challenge is as old as history itself," Chris explained, "a battle of the sexes!" Scott sent a wink across the room, causing Gwen to roll her eyes. "After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then, you'll have a, uh, bite to...eat..." Another bout of chuckling from the two staff members earned suspicious looks from both teams.
"Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off!" Chris announced to the cheers of the ten campers. "It's all for reward, and it's a good one. Okay," he clapped as the teens stood up, "time to relocate! Let's move!"
As the campers left off-screen, Chris and Chef shared another glance and snickered for a fourth time.
The camera focused on Priya as the campers walked back to the cabins. She shared a smile with Damien as he walked by, then Millie matched pace with her.
"I'm glad we get to be on the same team," Millie told the reality TV fan. "You seem nice."
"So do you," Priya smiled back. "It's just been me and Eva as the only girls left on the Bass, so being with you guys is a nice change of pace."
At that moment, Eva approached them from behind. "Hurry up!" she told the girls. "We have to move our things over to your cabin," she looked at Millie, "and now that it's five girls against five boys, we have to be a well-oiled machine."
Eva marched forward, and the two girls shared a look. "Eva's a tough person to get to know, I'll give you that," Priya whispered.
The footage skipped ahead to the Bass girls leaving their former cabin. Eva left first with her bag, and as Priya went to leave a few moments later, she accidentally bumped into Damien.
"Sorry about that!" Damien said, taking a step forward as his crush stepped back. "I just wanted to say that it was nice being on the same team as you and working together."
"Yeah," Priya answered, "I'm glad we got to know each other during the last few days."
"So am I!" Damien said. "Before you go, there's something I want to give to you."
"What could it be?" Priya asked.
Damien whipped out his paper rose from a few episodes earlier. "I made this for you a while back, and I didn't know when to give it to you, but I suppose now is a good time."
Priya took the rose in her hand. "I have to say, this is-"
Their moment came to a screeching halt as Chris popped in through the open door and snatched Priya away by the arm. "Big day ahead of us!"
"I'll miss you..." Damien muttered to himself before being knocked to the floor by an unaware Brick, who was carrying his bag inside.
"Hello, fellow teammate," Brick got the nervous wreck back on his feet. "Where do you suppose I should place my bag?
Eva and Priya were shown walking across the common area, away from their old cabin. Priya lingered a few moments on the steps of her new cabin, looking at the open door with optimism.
Confessional: Priya
"I know things are gonna be different with me and Eva being the new girls on the team," Priya confessed, "but I'm pretty sure we can handle it, just as long as Eva doesn't pick a fight with anyone or the girls unintentionally tick her off."
Confessional Ends
"So which bunk beds do you two want?" Millie asked the new girls as they were inside the cabin. "You will have to share since me, Gwen, and Sky have had our own bunks before this."
"I want the one that's under your bed, Millie," Priya said as she moved her belongings.
"As for you, Eva, where do you want to sleep?" Gwen asked the muscle woman.
"I'll be in the front bed," Eva replied. "That way, I can lift weights in a more open area."
"That's where I sleep," Sky said until she saw Eva dump out her dumbbells onto the ground, much to her shock.
"Is there a problem with it?" Eva raised her unibrow.
"Absolutely not," Sky denied and got off her bed. "I'll just sleep under Gwen from now on."
Gwen grabbed Sky's arm. "Why do you want to share a bunk with me rather than with Eva?"
"I just don't feel like getting crushed next to her," Sky explained.
"Are you sure you're not afraid of her," Gwen asked the athlete. "It's okay if you are. After all, she does have an explosive temper."
"I'm not scared of Eva one bit," Sky explained, "and besides, I've taught myself to never show fear when you're in a competition, otherwise the opponents will eat it up."
"Aren't you afraid of thunderstorms?" Gwen asked. "And you can't lie to me since you already told us about that."
"Thunderstorms are the one exception," Sky cleared up. "Anyway, I'll sleep underneath you."
Gwen then saw Eva slide her bag underneath her bunk and lay out her dumbbells on the bottom bed, causing it to nearly break. "Fine," the goth agreed after being surprised by the muscle woman.
Confessional: Eva
"The remaining Gopher girls are Gwen, Millie, and Sky," Eva listed out. "Sky and Gwen have proven themselves to be formidable, but I doubt that I feel the same way about Millie. She's like a stick of butter."
Confessional: Gwen
"Eva's a madhouse, and I didn't think she'd make it this far when realistically, she'd be the second one out because of her temper, but I guess her team saw her for her strengths or whatever," Gwen mused in the confessional.
"As for Priya, she's kind of quirky, but as long as she doesn't do anything like she did with the haiku, I can tolerate her."
Confessionals End
"This is great!" Priya told her fellow girls. "I bet we're getting along way better than the guys."
The scene cut over to the former Bass cabin, where the sounds of music and laughter could be heard from inside. A pair of glasses clinked together, the camera pulling back to show them in the hands of Geoff and Scott.
"This is a nice welcoming party!" Brick said happily as he and Damien danced by a modified turntable and Trent danced nearby.
Scott took a sip of his drink and let out a burp, only to be cut off by Geoff downing his own glass and unleashing a belch so mighty that it shook the cabin, and was even felt far enough outside that branches fell from trees and a pair of squirrels ran scared. Geoff cleared his throat and gave a smile at the other boys, all of whom were wide-eyed with shock.
"Nice one! That guy deserves to be captain!" Trent said.
Scott patted Geoff on the back as the boys came over and cheered. Damien pushed a stump forward in order for Scott and Brick to place Geoff on.
Geoff cleared his throat before speaking. "I owe it all to my uncle back home. For showing me how to pull back and let 'er rip!" He let out one more burp. "Those chicks are going down!"
This prompted cheers from him and the rest of the boys.
"Hey Millie," Priya said as she put away her things to look over at Millie writing in her journal, "what is that book about?"
This question caused Millie to close her book. "It's personal stuff. Don't worry about it."
"Is it a diary or are you drawing something in there?" Priya continued to unintentionally pester the author.
Gwen shot a snappish glare at Priya. "Do you know the basic principle of privacy or not? If she doesn't want to tell you, then it's her decision, not yours."
"I'm gonna have to side with her on this one," Sky chimed in. "You're being nosy."
"Didn't you help Priya with trying to figure out who wrote the haiku to Millie until it was revealed to be Chase?" Eva asked.
"Yeah, but that was a mystery. This time, Priya's badgering someone just because she's not getting any information," Sky said.
"Exactly my point," Gwen said.
Confessional: Priya
"I didn't mean to be invasive. I swear," Priya confessed. "But now I'm starting to feel like everyone's mad at me."
Confessional Ends
"I wasn't trying to bother Millie. I just wanted to get to know her," Priya defended herself.
"I understand that, but when someone doesn't want to do something, you have to respect it," Eva lectured.
"I'm not mad at you at all, Priya," Millie comforted her. "I just don't want you to repeat the haiku investigation again."
Priya nodded. "Understood."
"For now, let's move on from stupid drama like this," Eva instructed. "We're here to win a hundred-thousand dollars, and that's not going to happen if we're acting like babies."
Confessional: Millie
"I haven't got as much time to write in my book as usual, and now that I do, I don't want it to be leaked to the others," Millie explained herself. "I want to make sure that I'm correct on how much the world has changed from the past to the present, and I was to be less opinionated as I go on before I sell the book."
Confessional Ends
"So what will our sleeping arrangements be?" Trent asked the boys.
"There's an empty bunk you and Brick can sleep in," Geoff pointed to it.
"Actually, how about we do this," Scott opened up. "Trent can sleep over Geoff, Brick can sleep under Damien, and I get the bunk bed to myself."
"Why do you propose that, Scott?" Brick asked the devious farmer.
"Something's been itching me in my head lately, and I don't want any of you to catch it," Scott said as he scratched his head rapidly.
Damien's face widened. "That's head lice!"
"We'll go with your arrangement," Brick said. "As long as I'm not continuously scratching my head every ten seconds, I'll be comfortable with sharing bunk beds."
Confessional: Scott
Scott was shown cackling before containing himself. "I never had head lice to begin with. I just didn't want to share beds with anyone, and if they didn't bring up the empty bunk, I wouldn't have made up that lie at all."
"Getting to the point, it's now five guys left. And since we're about to merge, my strategy of letting my team lose so that the other team grows big heads has to come to a stop," the farmer brought up. "Trent and Brick were from the Gophers, and with two of them and three of us Bass boys, I'm pretty sure we can dominate them when it comes to voting."
Confessional Ends
The footage cut to a brief shot of the dining hall, before showing the ten campers standing in front of a clipboard-holding Chris and Chef. "It's time for today's challenge!" Chris said.
"Are we going to eat anytime soon?" Millie immediately asked.
The hosts giggled to each other once again. "Could you stop doing that?!" Scott snapped at them.
"I guess we should tell them," Chris told his assistant. "Today's challenge is...the Brunch of Disgustingness! You'll be getting a nine course meal," he explained as the shot panned across five covered plates on each of the two tables. "Each member of each team must finish each dish." The campers looked at each other with worry. "You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross! Just that it will likely be gross."
"Tell them what they'll get if they win, Chris!" Chef said excitedly, his lines accompanied by a game show jingle.
"The winning team," Chris obliged, "spends two days at a local 5-star resort where," an image of a black woman lying chest-down and getting a massage appeared in the bottom-right corner, "they'll be pampered, eat gourmet nosh," a picture of a white woman dangling a shrimp above her open mouth appeared in the upper-left corner, "and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge!" The Upper-right and lower-left corners each gained pictures as well; the former showing a frowning white man in a hospital gown about to receive an injection in his buttocks, while the latter merely showed a picturesque sunset at a beach, complete with palm trees.
The pictures faded and were replaced by Chris again. "The losing team will go hungry tonight, and spend the next two days here, on Total Drama Island, with Chef." He pointed to the large man, who adopted a wild and sadistic grin and waved at the terrified campers.
"An eating contest?!" Scott cockily scoffed. "No way we can lose!"
Confessional: Damien
Damien opened his confessional with a sigh. "An eating challenge? I just hope we win so that we can get treated for any disease we catch."
Confessional Ends
The static transitioned into a shot of all ten campers in their seats, the girls at the former Gopher table and the boys at the Bass. "Hey girls," Scott called, getting the females to look over, "I hope you like defeat, 'cause that's what you'll be eating after this is over, and believe me when I say it tastes terrible!"
"We'll see about that," Sky crossed her arms.
"Let's begin the challenge!" Chris said eagerly. "First, some hors d'oeuvres!" Chef lifted the covers off the plates in front of the boys. Under each was a pile of grayish-brown lumps of meat, shaped like short and thick sausages.
"What are these? Meatballs?" Damien asked, picking one up and pinching it between two fingers.
"Well, technically, you're right, Damien," Chris told him. "But these are a bit special."
The camera quick-panned over to Chef, who held up one with a smile. "It's beef testicle, bourguignon."
A shot of a bull crying on the ground with its forelegs over its eyes was shown briefly before cutting back to Damien, who looked alarmed and dropped what he was holding.
"Testicles?!" Brick said, looking ready to vomit.
Priya, Eva, and Sky were shown looking disgusted at the first course as well. "Oh, I don't know if I can do this to my bovine brother," Geoff sighed to Scott as he held up one of the testicles.
On the other side of their table, Trent bit one of the testicles, Damien was teary-eyed as he held one, and Brick shed a single tear. "It's the hardest thing a man can do," Chris said.
Confessional: Eva
"With the way the boys were eating their "dish", I knew us girls would win this part," Eva said.
Confessional Ends
The footage cut back to Eva biting a testicle, making the boys gasp in horror.
Sky soon shoved one into her mouth, and Millie nearly gagged after eating half of her testicles. "That resort better be worth it," Millie groaned. "I'd hate to be stressed from eating this."
"Don't think about the food. Just eat it," Sky instructed.
"Come on! We can't let the girls win!" Geoff told his team. "Our manhood is at stake!" Trent shoved a testicle into his mouth after hearing this.
"Hey Danger-less Damien!" Scott barked at Damien, who hadn't eaten a single testicle. "Get eating already!"
"I never told anyone this, but I'm a vegetarian," Damien hesitantly fibbed.
"I've seen you cook meatballs, and you didn't have a problem with it," Scott said. "Just eat the thing!"
Priya looked over her shoulder after eating a testicle and frowned at the conversation.
Confessional: Priya
"I know it might cost us this round, but my gut is telling me to help him!" Priya explained.
Confessional Ends
Priya stood next to Damien. "It's not that horrible," she whispered to him. "Sometimes they castrate bulls for medical reasons. It's not like they're trying to kill them."
Eva was shown to be glaring at Priya, and after Priya went back to her table, Damien sighed and swallowed a testicle.
Confessional: Damien
"It was nice of her to help me, even if I didn't ask for it," Damien admitted.
Confessional Ends
The boys have eaten half of their plates, and Brick spat out a partially-chewed piece into a napkin. "I can't do it," Trent said sadly.
"Well," Chris announced, "looks like the guys lost this round! The first challenge goes to the female campers!" A scoreboard appeared at the top of the screen, the left box with a pink 'woman' icon typically used for restrooms, and the right box having the blue-colored counterpart. The girls' side dinged to 1, and the five cheered.
Damien waved at Priya, who smiled back. "You nearly cost us this round by helping the boys," Eva said with a frown.
"But we won, didn't we?" Priya protested.
"Yeah, but they could've pulled out if they didn't give up," Sky added in.
"Way to blow the round for us, Trent," Scott scolded the musician.
"I'm sorry, but Brick and Damien barely ate their testicles," Trent said.
"Okay, can everyone chill out?" Geoff said in frustration.
They were all cut off by a whistle from Chris. "Are we here to argue," he told them, "or are we here to eat a series of revolting meals!"
"Alright," Scott sighed.
"Fine," Geoff added.
"Sorry 'bout that," Eva said sarcastically while rolling her eyes.
Confessional: Scott
"I'm kind of disappointed we all made up so quickly," Scott said in the outhouse. "I'm the king of holding grudges."
Confessional Ends
"The score now stands at one for the girls, and zero for the guys," Chris announced. "And now, the next course in the Brunch of Disgustingness!" Chef wheeled out a cart with another covered plate. "You guys like pizza?" the host asked with a grin.
"I love a good slice of pizza, especially with toppings," Brick said.
"Really?" Chris said mischievously. The view moved over to Chef as he slowly lifted the cover. "You'll be having live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies!" the host said excitedly, the camera focusing on the dish; an ordinary-looking pizza base with jellyfish, grasshoppers, and anchovies as toppings; the latter two were still moving around.
(Commercial Break)
The episode opened with a shot of the exterior of the dining hall. "I love a good slice of pizza, especially with toppings."
"You'll be having live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies!"
"Live grasshoppers and anchovies?" Millie repeated.
At the boys' table, Brick shrugged in acceptance as Chef handed the girls their plates and Sky grimaced in disgust as she got her plate.
"I don't know if I can even stomach this," Millie gulped.
"You're gonna," Eva told the girl across from her, "or else I'll make you!" She took a large bite out of her own slice – including one of the insects – and quickly swallowed it.
"Do we seriously have to eat the anchovies and grasshoppers?" Priya asked the host.
"If you want to lose this round, I'd say go for it," Chris casually said.
Gwen stared down at her slice before taking a deep breath, and she took a bite. As Eva had, Gwen took a grasshopper down in the first go, and she shuddered as she swallowed.
Eva ate the rest of her pizza and didn't feel squeamish at all. "Okay, who's next?"
Confessional: Millie
"I really don't want to eat that pizza, but I know that Chase is watching me, and he'd encourage me if he was here," Millie said. "Regardless, I can't let him and the girls down."
Confessional Ends
Millie closed her eyes and took a small bite of the pizza, getting a bit of jellyfish in her mouth. "This is actually…good," she said to herself.
The shot cut over to the boys, showing Scott smiling after he had finished his slice. The devious farmer reached for another one, only for Geoff to smack his hand. "Whoa, Scott," Geoff said. "No taking seconds 'til everybody's had a slice!"
Back with the girls, Priya was holding her slice close to her mouth while looking disgusted. "I really don't like the idea of eating live fish or grasshoppers," she said.
"You, me, and everyone here digested a bull's precious cajones!" Gwen said harshly. "You're gonna eat that slice of pizza!"
"I have come this far, so no going back now!" Priya closed her eyes and took a quick bite.
Confessional: Priya
"I would've made the team more frustrated with me if I chickened out on that pizza, and I'm close to being totally ostracized by them," Priya sighed.
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, Trent was about to throw up until he held in his puke. "I've got a weak stomach. Uh, be right back." He then left the dining hall and ran towards a tree in order to hurl inside its hole. As he did so, a rabbit ran away covered in the boy's puke.
Confessional: Trent
"When I was a kid, my parents used to hold me down and force feed me broccoli. They only did it because broccoli's…" Trent shuddered, "...good for ya."
Confessional Ends
Trent was back with his team. "I can do this. Brick, I need you to hold me down, while Geoff, you stuff the slice in my mouth," the musician ordered. "And no matter how much I scream or beg, you have got to feed me that slice."
"Sure. I'm in," Geoff agreed nonchalantly.
The scene flashed to Trent struggling to get out of Brick's arms as Geoff readied the slice. "No, stop! Wait, it was a joke! I was kidding," Trent laughed nervously. "I'm warning you, my mom's a lawyer!" Geoff stuffed the slice in his mouth and he ate it. "Not... that... gross," he mumbled.
Confessional: Trent
"It wasn't that bad," Trent said. "I was playing it up for the cameras. You know, to boost ratings. I don't really mind beef testicles or live grasshopper pizza with jellyf-" His stomach rumbled and groaned, and the camera cut outside in discretion as the sounds of him vomiting filled the air. A bear and a rabbit who had been nearby ran away from the outhouse.
Confessional Ends
As the girls continued to eat their pizza, the camera showed Geoff and Scott shoveling the last pieces into their mouths.
"The winners of this round are the guys!" Chris announced as the scoreboard reappeared and updated. The guys cheered while the girls slumped.
Confessional: Chef Hatchet
"I was excited about the next dish," Chef Hatchet said. "I made it from scratch."
Confessional Ends
"Alright!" Chris said happily. "Who's ready for the third course?" Chef lifted the cover off of it. "Spaghetti!" the host announced, but what laid on the plate was only superficially similar to the popular Italian dish. As Scott and Geoff grimaced at their next meal, Chris continued his explanation. "Well, actually, earthworms covered in snail slime sauce, and hairballs."
"No! I can't take it anymore!" Geoff reached his breaking point and ran away.
"I'll take care of this," Brick offered and got up.
Geoff ran out of the door, only to be tackled by Brick and pinned to the ground. "Okay, okay! I'm good! I'm good!" Geoff calmed down.
The boys were shown putting blindfolds over their eyes and clothespins on their noses. "I love spaghetti. Spaghetti is good," Geoff said in an attempt to pace himself.
At the girls' table, Sky sniffed a forkful of worms then gagged in disgust. "I'll eat anything, but this is too disgusting," the gymnast said.
"Just this once, we won't eat the dish, but we will eat everything after," Eva enforced.
"Done!" Geoff called out as he and Scott raised their plates, though the party guy burped out a worm.
"And once again," Chris announced, "the winners are the guys!" The cheers of the men could be heard as the scoreboard updated once again to show their 2-1 lead.
"Alright, women, time to toughen up," Eva said. "Like I said before, we're all gonna be eating this, so I don't want to hear any complaints!"
"Yeah," Priya added in an enthusiastic tone, "let's show those guys how strong we are!"
"Priya's right. Let's kick some boy butt!" Gwen chimed in.
"Alright, everybody!" Chris called, gaining the girls' attention. "Time for course number four! No nine-course meal would be complete without soup," he said as the shot switched to Chef lifting another pair of covers off the plates. Ominously, the two bowls of soup had flies buzzing around them.
"Today's special is," the host explained over a close-up of one bowl; the bubbling broth was a sickly green color, and there were nail clippings, hairs, and several other unidentified things floating at the surface, "French bunion soup, with hangnail crackers."
Confessional: Geoff
"I think they just used stuff from Chef's bathroom floor," Geoff guessed.
Confessional Ends
The girls were shown looking at the soup. "Do not think about the taste. Just drink," Sky advised before downing her bowl in one go, Eva and Priya following suit.
Brick, Damien, and Trent were briefly shown struggling to get even the first spoonful down before the scene cut back to the girls. Gwen and Millie also drank their soup from their bowls, and although they almost vomited, they managed to stomach it down.
"You know, I barely even tasted it!" Priya exclaimed.
"The girls win again!" Chris announced as the scoreboard updated and the five females began to cheer. "The score is now tied up at 2!"
Confessional: Priya
"I think us girls are starting to learn to work as a team more," Priya confessed happily.
Confessional Ends
"Only five more courses left!" Chris announced. "Bon appetit!"
A song began to play over a montage of the next four courses; the lyrics and melody suggested it had been written specifically for the challenge to be reminiscent of similar songs from the 1980s.
You've gotta eat; (Eat!)
Eat to win;
[Chef chewed for a moment, then stuck out his tongue and took a wad of gum out of his mouth. He stuck it to a larger multicolored ball of pre-chewed gum on a plate, and placed the plate down in front of Gwen.]
Don't let them grooooss you out,
Don't let them push you down!
[Next, in a surgical mask and gloves, Chef squeezed a skunk's tail so that the liquid dripped into a cocktail shaker. The large man mixed it vigorously, then poured it into a fountain glass. Millie took a sip and gagged.]
Stand up tall and say you caaaaan!
[The seventh course had Chef use a caulking gun to draw a smiley face in silicone on the heel of a sandal. It was given to Brick, who tried to pull a piece off with his teeth but failed to do so and ended up falling backwards.]
You've gotta eat; (Eat!)
Eat to win;
Oooooh, you gotta eat; (Eat!)
Eat to wiiiin!
[Finally, a half-rotten green bell pepper was shown as Chef began to chop it up. Trent, Geoff, and Damien watched him work, and Chef withdrew the ladle from the stew he'd been stirring, showing them a rotten apple core, an old sock, and a fishtail. A fly flew over the scoop of garbage, causing the males to be shocked.]
As the montage ended, the camera panned across the two teams. As a whole, they looked thoroughly drained of all energy, and several groans could be heard as Chris began to speak. "Wow! It's still tied up! We're down to the last course in the challenge!"
Once more, Chef lifted the covers off of their plates, showing what looked like a pinkish but otherwise ordinary sausage on a bun. "Iiiit's delicious dolphin wieners!" Chris announced. "Hot dogs, made of dolphin!"
Priya gasped over a sound clip of a dolphin's cry. "But dolphins are so cute!" the reality TV fan protested. "I don't want to hurt them!"
"It has already been killed and cooked. You just have to eat it," Millie said.
"That still doesn't make it right," Priya whined.
"Eat it!" Eva demanded.
"No! I can't!" Priya stood her ground.
"I have to side with her," Brick said from across the room. "I'm not eating anything cooked from dolphins."
Confessional: Chef Hatchet
"I slave over a hot stove cooking dolphin," Chef complained in the confessional. "No appreciation!"
Confessional Ends
The camera lingered on Brick and Priya refusing to eat before moving over to Chris. "Okay, enough!" he said in annoyance. "We'll solve this by having an eat-off!"
The footage skipped forward, showing a tray of fifteen shot glasses arranged in three rows on a table. Scott and Sky were shown sitting behind it as Chris began to explain the final challenge. "Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious, blended cockroach," the two campers looked warily over at Chef as he began mercilessly killing the insects by way of kitchen appliance, "will be the winner! This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced lifestyle!"
Chef poured the drink evenly into the shot glasses, and several errant legs could be seen sticking out. "On your mark," Chris said as the camera cut away from the two teens, "get set, go!"
Sky and Scott picked up their first glasses, took the shot, and put the glass upside-down on the table, then took another. Each one caused them to wretch for a moment, and though their eyes began to look unfocused they did not look away.
Again, the footage skipped along to the sixth shot. Both teams watched in silence, and Scott and Sky seemed evenly matched. Scott seemed to pause after that in horror, and this gave Sky the opportunity to drink the remaining glasses. She fell into a daze for a moment before slumping back while her opponent just groaned.
"Sky wins!" Chris announced excitedly, the scoreboard updating and the other four girls cheering.
"Don't worry 'bout it," Geoff told his groaning teammate. "You did your best."
Scott felt his stomach burbling. "Something's coming up!" His cheeks and eyes bulged momentarily, then he began to vomit on the table. The camera showed a single intact roach floating out in the pool of bile, causing the girls to begin regurgitating their stomach contents as well – first Millie, and then Gwen.
Chef watched them, holding a mop in preparation. He scowled, then suddenly felt nauseous. Chris, too, was forced to hold back his lunch, and he made a silent motion for the camera to cease filming. Priya and Eva were the last two to vomit on-screen, managing to even cover the camera lens.
The challenge now over, and the scene changed to the docks at sunset. A yacht was anchored in front of it, a wooden gangplank extended invitingly. "The girls are the big winners today," Chris began as the girls were shown walking down to the ship.
"And the guys go their separate ways." The shot panned down from the setting sun to the boys' cabin as Geoff and Trent entered it. The camera panned left to show Scott sitting in front of the cabin whittling a piece of wood, then cut to the cabin interior as a queasy Brick vomited into a small trashcan. "Despite the day's hardships they stand together," Chris said, "for now. What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week, as they head for the big merge?" The shot moved over to Damien as he stared out of the cabin window feeling sick, then faded into a similar picture of Priya looking out one of the windows of the yacht as it started to pull away from the camp. "Tune in, on Total! Drama! Island!"
(Roll the Credits)
Topher - 22nd
Anne Maria - 21st
MK - 20th
Justin - 19th
Katie - 18th
Sadie - 17th
Izzy - 16th
Rodney - 15th
Jasmine - 14th
Ripper - 13th
Sam - 12th
Chase - 11th
Boys: Brick, Damien, Geoff, Scott, Trent
Girls: Eva, Gwen, Millie, Priya, Sky