A/N: I haven't posted a Little One since December!? Considering I have little ideas every day, that has gotta change...

Have some absurdity. This is set post-canon.

For split-n-splice, as it highlights her fave feature of Drakken's.

Bowling

The hubbub of the bowling alley was secondary in Kim's mind as she shifted in her seat, still a little uncomfortable with present company even though it was their second game. She listened as Shego noisily sucked the last of her drink through her straw, and then glanced over at the older woman's face and watched her smirk broaden. She followed her gaze to the even older man whose turn it was.

Already holding his bowling ball, Drakken was sizing up the shot he was about to take. Kim nibbled a french fry and mused that it was still strange to see Drakken and Shego in civilian clothing rather than their familiar villain attire. She also hated to admit that Drakken looked quite nice in his maroon button-up, but it was his blue jeans that sold Shego's point to her when she'd talked her into the evening out.

Drakken stepped forward, bending low as he expertly rolled the ball down the lane. Kim watched the way Drakken's jeans accentuated his...figure, and cringed as she glanced over at Shego, who looked over at her with a smirk and a raised brow.

Drakken cheered for the strike he had scored, and the red-head's thoughts were interrupted by her boyfriend's sudden approach.

"You're up next, KP!"

Shego's brow rose higher as Kim's gaze rested upon her.

"Ah...you can take my turn this time, Ron," Kim said, turning to face him finally.

"You sure?" Ron said worriedly. "That's the third time."

"Yeah, go ahead. The uh...fries gave me the belly-flips."

"Shego!" Drakken interrupted. "Did you see my strike? Our team is going to smoke yours, buffoon!" he finished, turning suddenly to poke a finger in Ron's chest.

"Oh, I saw. Wouldn't miss it. You can have my next turn after Kimmie's."

Ron was already approaching the ball return to select one for Kim's turn, a small scowl on his face as Rufus stuck his tongue out at Drakken.

Kim took a deep breath and hurried up next to her boyfriend, lowering her voice. "Oh, and Ron?"

He whirled around and offered her the ball. "You change your mind?"

"Tuck in your shirt. We are on a date and I, uh...don't want Drakken outshining you."

"Good point," he said as he complied, and Kim hurried back to her seat, heart pounding.

"I'm enjoying watching you," Shego was saying to a pouting Drakken. "You're gonna win for us."

"Oh, all right," he said glumly. "But what's the fun in group bowling when only two of us bowl..."

Ron stepped up to the lane, shirt freshly tucked in, and bent over to bowl. Kim's heart fluttered as she stared at her boyfriend, and she sucked the last of her drink up noisily through her straw. She glanced at Shego, who was giving her a knowing smirk as Drakken turned away to watch Ron bowl. Shego's gaze lowered notably to Drakken's backside.

"Don't worry, Dr. D.," Shego said as Kim blushed. "We're having a great time."