Chapter 14 - Only At Fairy Tail
Crocus, Fiore
Castle Mercurius
Within every nation, there is a capital and that is where the leader of the nation lives. Of course, the leader of Fiore is none other than his majesty, King Tome E. Fiore. Living inside the castle with his loyal guards, servants and his only child who would become the future queen of this great nation. That woman is Princess Hisui E. Fiore, a beauty in her late teen and such stunning looks can only be rivaled by her intelligence.
As of now, the green haired princess was looking out on the balcony of her room. Taking in another peaceful day in Crocus and the kingdom as a whole. Although this was just one large view of one city in a fraction of an entire kingdom that will one day depend on her choices. Hisui couldn't help but wonder what is going on beyond those beautiful buildings, landscapes and friendly faces among the commoners.
She sighed, it was stressful to think about such big things but at the same time she couldn't help but to wonder what a real queen would think. The only thing keeping her sane was the fact that she wasn't experiencing any mortal danger or disaster in person. That and hearing the name of someone she cares about.
"Oh my! Isn't this a surprise! Milady, Lord Siegfried Naruto at the door!" said a maid.
Hisui smiled as she came back in, "Siegfried!" she called out as she saw the young man enter the room.
Hisui then ran up to Siegfried as he caught her with one arm. Before spinning her around for a moment and gently putting her down. By this point, Hisui was glad that the maid left the room to give the pair some privacy. Only Siegfried added some spice to the mix by presenting some food that was packed. Although Hisui could already tell it wasn't some MRE's or random assortment he put together, but something more presentable.
"I brought dinner." Siegfried said as Hisui smiled.
"How did you manage this?" Hisui asked.
"I hitched a ride on a cargo freighter." Siegfried said bluntly.
"What happened to the airship Blue Pegasus has?" Hisui asked thinking they were kind enough to offer him a ride.
Siegfried briefly looked away, "It… blew up." he answered making the princess go wide eyed. He then started walking to towards the balcony where Hisui had a table set up, "Anyways the freighter captain was bringing a shipment to a restaurant and he gave me something to bring home. We just have to… is something wrong?" he asked noticing Hisui's pink cheeks.
"Nothing, you just called this home." Hisui said with mild surprise.
Siegfried smiled, "What else would I call it?" he asked before giving her a quick kiss on the lips.
As Siegfried lead her to the table, Hisui remembered something, "I have some Blossom Bread here around somewhere. It's my specialty." she said.
"You have speciality?" Siegfried asked.
"I know how to make lots of things. I used to cook all the time when I was a small child. I've been saving it for a special occasion." Hisui explained as Siegfried sat down.
"Any evening with you is always special." Siegfried said as Hisui sat on his lap and hugged him. "Let's enjoy this peace, my future queen." he whispered.
Hisui giggled as she closed her eyes and puckered her lips. Until her made ruined it.
In reality
"Rise and shine Princess Hisui! You have a busy day yet again and you cannot run a kingdom in a few years by sleeping through the morning." the maid said as she opened the curtains.
Hisui groaned as she sat up from bed and adjusted her hair, "I hate you." she said.
"No you do not. Now lets get you dressed. You will not find a King consort looking like that." the maid said pointing out Hisui's exhausted face.
Hisui looked at her breakfast tray, "My blossom breads!" she said before taking a bite.
"Princess, you put too much sugar in it again." the maid said as Hisui spat it out.
'Disgusting! Siegfried would never accept this! He's probably being fed baked goods by another woman!' Hisui thought as she cried anime tears. Even worse, the bread was stuck in her mouth, 'This bread is harder than a brick too!' she thought sadly.
Hisui was a bad cook in reality, compared to her deluded fantasies.
At the same time at Fairy Tail
Erza presented strawberry cake to Siegfried, "Naruto! Please accept my cake!" she said shocking everyone in the guild.
"No." Siegfried said bluntly, also shocking the whole guild.
"Please, I'll even feed you if you wish!" Erza pleaded.
"No, Erza you probably forgot to wash your hands." Siegfried said making Erza blush from the accusation.
Erza fumbled with her plate before catching it, "I did! I swear!" she promised.
Siegfried crossed his arms, "I don't believe you." he said bluntly.
"Why are you so hostile?" Erza asked.
"I'm not, I just don't want cake. Too many calories and the sugar can harm my blood pressure." Siegfried said despite not knowing that Blood of Fafnir strengthened his organs as well. He then thought of something but decided to remain silent, 'And your chest Erza. You, Mirajane, Lucy, Juvia and even Cana all built up a lot of chest fat. I'm glad Levy knows how to keep her chest fit.' he thought.
Erza put her foot down, "That will not do! You requested friendship in exchange for feeding my strawberry cheesecake when you found me six years ago. Now I want to truly begin that friendship by giving you this cake." she said surprising Siegfried that she remembered how they met.
Siegfried still maintained a serious face, "I have a better idea." he said.
A few seconds later
Filo sat across from her "parents" and smiled, "Mama, why is papa feeding you?" she asked.
Erza was as red as her hair from what Siegfried did to her. She was currently sitting on Siegfried's lap as he fed her the cake that she offered him. It didn't help that she was still wearing the outfit that Cait Shelter had given her. So to keep Erza in place, Siegfried had his hand around her abdomen. Leaving his bare fingers teaching Erza's naval as he kept her from falling.
"Papa has to feed your mama because she makes a mess Filo." Siegfried told his "daughter" who was as curious as ever.
"Oh!" Filo said thinking she understood.
Siegfried then grabbed another piece of cake, "Open wide Erza." he said as Erza opened her mouth to be fed.
Once again feeling embarrassed, "Naruto, I think I feel full already so…"
"No, finish your cake Erza. You're being a bad example to Filo if you don't finish." Siegfried interrupted with a scolding.
"Yes dear." Erza said as she prepared to eat again.
When suddenly the entire guild started to shake again. Filo ran to the side of her "parents" for safety. When Siegfried suddenly moved out of the way and placed Filo into Erza's hands as he picked up Erza like a bride.
"Naruto what are we…"
"No time Erza! Keep a good hold of Filo!" Siegfried exclaimed as he ran to cover.
"Papa, mama, I'm scared!" Filo cried out.
"Don't worry Filo! The earthquake will end soon!" Erza said she cradled the child.
With everyone else
Makarov stared blankly towards the doorway, "He must have finished." He said.
"What is this!?" Lucy asked before collapsing.
"Ah right! He's back!" Natsu said excitedly.
"Who's back!?" Lucy asked as most of the guild ran outside.
When suddenly the entire town was shifting away. Revealing a large single path leading straight towards the guild. Where a man with red slick back hair slowly approached the guild. Before stopping and taking a quick look around the recently furnished guild hall.
"I'm sorry, am I in the right place? This is Fairy Tail right?" the man asked.
"Welcome back Gildarts." Makarov said as everyone cheered and surrounded Gildarts.
"Who's that?" Lucy had Levy.
"That's Gildarts, he's the strongest wizard in Fairy Tail. So Master Makarov calls him our ace." Levy explained as Erza remembered something.
"That's funny, last time I checked your name isn't Gildarts."
Lucy thought about that statement, "Oh yeah, Naruto mentioned him. Is he really that strong? Natsu and Gajeel could hardly handle Laxus." she said.
Levy giggled, "Laxus was strong, but Gildarts has a lot more experience. Besides, Naruto also beat Laxus so that just shows how far behind Laxus is." she said. "Actually, hey Gildarts!" she called out.
The large man smiled as he saw Levy, "Hey Levy, you excited to see me too?" he asked.
"Not entirely, but look who's here!" Levy said as she pointed at Siegfried who put Erza down before taking Filo into his arms.
"Oh my god." Gildarts said as he met eyes with Mordred's son. "Naruto…" he muttered.
"Hello Gildarts." Siegfried greeted.
Gildarts remained silent for a moment before running up to him and lifting up Filo, "You have a kid!?" He asked.
"It seems so." Siegfried answered as Gildarts looked at Filo with awe.
"She's so big and she looks just like Mo-chan." Gildarts said referring to Mordred. Although he didn't really study Filo to notice the facial differences, "Hey, did you pop your cherry at a young age?" He asked with a perverted grin.
"I was hatched from an egg." Filo said as if she were correctly.
"Woah! You gave her the talk at her age?" Gildarts asked only to receive silence. Gildarts then looked back and forth between Mirajane and Filo, "Hey Mira, congratulations!" he said.
"What for?" Mira asked.
"For confessing your feelings and making a kid with your crush!" Gildarts said indignintly.
Mirajane turned bright red when he said that out loud, "I DID NOT!" she screamed.
"Mama! Who is this guy!?" Filo yelled out.
Siegfried grabbed Filo from Gildarts hands, "He's my godfather. So don't be scared if he's being weird. He was like that when your granny was alive." he said as Filo looked curious.
"Hey wait, you didn't even say anything at all about Naruto. He's been gone for six years!" Levy exclaimed.
Gildarts barely looked like he cared as everyone noticed this, "Oh that, I found him way after he left." he said bluntly before ordering some alcohol.
"WHAT!?" everyone screamed.
Gildarts just realized that was a bad answer, "Well uh, I found little Naruto one day while stumbling around and he didn't want to come back." he said.
Everyone turned back at Siegfried, "Do I need to remind everyone of my back?" he asked.
"What happened to your back papa?" Filo asked curiously.
"I fell off the bed too hard Filo." Siegfried said further confusing Filo.
Although she then noticed the brief look of hurt on Erza's face. Which only made the Filolial child feel worried about one of them women she considered to be her mother. Maybe her adoptive parents could explain things if she asks them later.
"So don't be jumping or rolling around on it ok? I don't want you getting yourself hurt." Siegfried said making Filo nod.
A while later
While Siegfried ignored interrogations, Kurama was helping Wendy get settled. Which forced him to stay and declare Magnolia his knew home. Meaning he had to join the guild if he wanted to watch over Wendy. Although aside from a certain few people like Mirajane, Kurama didn't want to make matters worse. He left Wendy with an old man who turned out to have used every bit of power to stay alive via a thought projection. The bijuu sighed at the idea that he let his grief of abandoning Wendy blind him from not noticing the illusion.
That aside, it would be worse to leave a 12 year old with a bunch of drunks and crazy people. Thus he wanted to make sure Wendy had a healthy living space.
"And now you're one of us Kurama-kun!" Mirajane said as she stamped the side of his body.
Though the fur made it hard, "Don't call me Kun." he said before walking off to look for Wendy.
Who was looking at the job board, "I don't know how to pick." Wendy said.
"Just pick a simple one child." Carla said.
"It's my first time Carla. We didn't have too many jobs at Cait Shelter." Wendy said voicing her hesitance.
"Can I come?" Wendy and Carla turned to see Filo running up to them.
"Sure you can Filo. I don't think I'm ready for solo jobs." Wendy said as Filo looked around.
"Oh no." Filo said.
"What?" Wendy asked.
"Mama is still teaching me how to read." Filo said as Wendy tilted her head.
"That's okay, I can read the jobs out loud." Wendy said.
"Wendy, what good is someone who can't read?" Carla asked condescending.
Then Kurama showed up, "What good is a cat who's special ability is to be sassy?" he asked making Carla shut up. "What are you picking Wendy?" he asked.
"How about this one papa?" Wendy asked as she pointed at a poster.
Kurama looked it over, "A delivery mission? It's about a couple hours away by train and half a day if you go on foot. It sounds good for you." he said making Wendy smile.
When Filo suddenly transformed, "I can get us there fast!" she said.
Kurama snorted, "Are you sure you don't want me for this one Wendy?" He asked his adoptive daughter.
Wendy nodded, "I really missed you papa, but I can handle a job with only Carla and Filo." She said.
Kurama decided to accept the answer, "Okay, but let me pack your bags." He said.
A long time later
Seeing that Filo was going on her first mission. Erza and Mirajane surprisingly entered a protective mother mode. Mirajane naturally packed a large bag full of essentials for crossing towns. Namely ration bars, lots of bottled water, a sweater and a map. Along with non essential items such as sunscreen, an umbrella, a flare gun, a bicycle helmet and many more. All which would be described, but it would be too absurd for anyone to comprehend. Although Erza was worse as she just grabbed one of her giant wagons filled with suitcases.
"And here you go Filo." Erza said as she handed everything to Filo.
"Mama, it's too heavy!" Filo whined.
"Nonsense, you need everything. When you're big, you pack your own bags." Erza said not caring for how much she packed.
Meanwhile Mirajane also ignored how heavy all the bags she helped pack were. As for Kurama, he just gave Wendy a small backpack as he still wasn't sure what human children needed for quick trips. Although the bijuu couldn't shake off this sudden anxiety that built up in his chest. Everytime Kurama felt it, he felt like a wild animal was threatening to challenge him for dominance.
Leave it the prideful fox to not understand concern for a human versus feeling threatened.
"Remember Wendy, unlike Naruto, I believe all dark mages are human and will always be human." Kurama said making Wendy smile. Right before he added his next statement, "Therefore as the child of the strongest bijuu. All humans are inferior creatures. Crush all who oppose you and show them your superioririty!" He exclaimed.
Wendy sweat dropped, "Papa, you're overreacting." She said.
"I'm underreacting. You should see me when I'm only slightly ticked off." Kurama replied.
"Sounds like everyday." Siegfried said as he appeared.
"Papa! Are you here to see me go?" Wendy asked.
Siegfried gently stroked Filo's hair, "That too, I'm also heading out for a job near town." He said, making her giggle. "Remember, be careful and while you're too young to fight dark mages. You light a flare, so I can send those heathens back to the little underground crawl space where they belong." He said.
Mirajane sweat dropped, "Um Naruto, you shouldn't say…"
"Okay papa! I'll call you to send the heathens back!" Filo exclaimed making Mira and Erza face fault.
"Okay, you two and the cat, be careful now. I'll be back soon." Siegfried said.
"Papa, wait, you didn't kiss!" Filo said, making Siegfried stop.
"What?" Siegfried asked as his bangs covered his eyes.
"Kiss please!" Filo said before Siegfried quickly kissed her forehead. "No papa! You have to kiss mama Mira and mama Erza!" She said to correct him.
Mirajane turned bright red while Erza looked confused, "Filo, I… uh…" Mira couldn't find the words to explain her nervousness.
"I can't kiss them, Filo." Siegfried said bluntly.
"Why not?" Filo asked curiously.
"Because if I kiss either of your mama's. They're going to get pregnant." Siegfried answered.
Erza face faulted as Mirajane lost consciousness, "N-Naruto…" Erza stuttered.
"Oh okay! I bet it really hurt when they laid my egg." Filo said, making Erza feel more embarrassed.
"That's right, now be careful. I'll be back around the same time as you." Siegfried said before leaving the guild.
Just as Erza tried to regain her composure. Filo transformed and dropped most of the packed bags as she transformed into a giant bird again. Wendy grabbed Carla and sat on Filo's back. Before the trio ran off towards the location of their job.
"Bye bye mama!" Filo yelled.
"Filo… you forgot…" Erza muttered as she was still shocked by the pregnancy comment.
Elsewhere, with Gray
While Natsu was eating his lunch, Gray walked up from behind the Fire Dragon Slayer. Only this time, it wasn't to initiate their usual brawl which was a usual standard for Fairy Tail. For once, Gray wanted to initiate a conversation by passing on some information he believed would be interesting for Natsu to hear.
"Hey Natsu." Gray called out.
"What do you want, popsicle?" Natsu asked, expecting a fight.
"I heard a rumor from this lady named Daphne. She says that she's seen a dragon." Gray said.
Natsu scoffed, "I don't want to hear you make fun of me." He said.
"I'm not lying, she says she actually tried tracking it down and may have a lead. This should interest you too Gajeel. Didn't you lose your dragon too?" Gray asked.
It was true that like Natsu and Wendy, Gajeel was raised by a dragon. Specifically, the Iron Dragon Metalicana and he wasn't as kind and nurturing as Gajeel. Despite some good fatherly moments, Gajeel isn't as motivated as the other two who are adamant about finding their foster parents. As Gajeel himself accepted that Metalicana abandoned him and doesn't care for the reasons anymore.
"Not really, besides its probably some crackpot." Gajeel said as he went back to eating his metal.
"But it's true, Daphne isn't too far from here and she has proof." Gray said.
After a few minutes of more pestering. Natsu decided to humor Gray for once and see what this Daphne person was all about. He never noticed that brief look of satisfaction on Gray's face as he left the guild with Happy by his side.
A while later
Happy whined, "I miss Carla." He said.
"Cheer up little buddy, Carla will be back with Wendy and Filo later." Natsu said optimistically.
Despite Daphne's location being close to Magnolia, it was a long trip on foot as it was closer to a desert-like area. Which had already gotten dark as the sun was already down. Making it a bit tricky to navigate in this landscape, but nonetheless they had already arrived at what appeared to be a hotel. Only instead of walking in and demanding answers about the dragon, which Natsu believed to be Igneel, they found a squadron of Rune Knights instead.
"What the heck?" Natsu asked as he ran up to Rune Knights.
Where he found Siegfried kicking down the door while carrying a tied up woman in white. Who appeared to be trying to say something but had a bunch of strange snacks stuck in her mouth. She looked really frustrated and was kicking her feet around until Siegfried tossed her into a prison wagon.
"Take her away and seize her assets!" One of the knights ordered.
The woman went wide eyed and spat out the snacks, "Not my Metamo-chan! Those are my only source of income!" she yelled before another box was shoved into her mouth.
"It doesn't really matter, these taste like burning rubber." one of the knights said before the woman was taken away.
Suddenly, Natsu arrived, "Naruto! What the heck is going on here!?" he asked.
"Natsu? What are you doing here?" Siegfried asked just as the Rune Knights were about to apprehend him.
"Gray said there was a lady who saw a dragon and said she might know about Igneel." Natsu explained.
Siegfried gave Natsu and emotionless stare, "Natsu, this was a woman creating a giant mecha and wanted to use a Dragon Slayer to power it. Along with a bunch of hostages that were turned into shadows or something. Why would Gray send you here?" he asked.
"I don't know! That jerk!" Natsu yelled angrily.
"Did Gray know about all this by chance?" Siegfried asked himself.
"He said that Daphne lady might know something and tried to get Gajeel in on this too." Natsu answered.
Suddenly the Rune Knights started conversing together. When the finished, they looked at Natsu with a plan in mind.
Later at Fairy Tail
Natsu could be seen dragging Gray, who was handcuffed, out by his legs, "Let me go flame head!" he demanded.
"No way! You almost got me trapped inside a torture machine!" Natsu yelled when the Rune Knights arrived.
"Wait! What is this!?" Gray asked sounding confused.
"Gray Fullbuster, you are under arrest for assisting with the one known as Daphne in conspiring to commit terrorism." one knight said.
"Bullshit! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Gray yelled angrily.
"We know, we got a confession from Daphne as well as reports from the Salamander after the arrest." the Rune Knight said making Gray pale.
"You got it all wrong! I knew Natsu wouldn't get hurt! He was supposed to help these people! You see…"
"Tell it to the judge Fullbuster." another knight said before tossing him into the prison cart.
Then Juvia came running out, "Gray-sama! Do not take Juvia's beloved away!" she cried when Siegfried pulled her away.
"I'm innocent! I swear!" Gray yelled before they carted him away.
With Juvia still crying for him, "Why did they take Juvia's beloved?" she asked.
"Juvia, Gray almost got Natsu killed in a machine that would have used him as a living battery. Not only that, the machine was very destructive and could have destroyed the city." Siegfried explained as the Rune Knights left.
Natsu sighed, "Seriously, what is it with Fairy Tail lately? First Laxus almost blows up Magnolia then Gray almost makes me power up a doom robot. What next? Is the town going to be sucked into a black hole?" he asked.
"Don't jinx it." Siegfried said trying to calm the crying Juvia.
"Whatever, I wonder how long Gray is going to be in jail for." Natsu said.
"It depends on the court. Though it may be a long time. Only at Fairy Tail does this happen." Siegfried said.
A day later
Gray was shoved into a prison cell, "Congratulations Fullbuster, only two weeks for you." the guard said.
"Two weeks? That doesn't sound bad." Gray said.
"With our best prisoner." the guard said laughing as he locked up the cell.
"Wait who's my cellmate?" Gray asked before this giant man towered over him.
"That would be me cutie, my name is Puri Puri Prisoner. I just know we're going to be real good friends." Puri Puri Prisoner said with a delightful smile.
Then Gray immediately grabbed the bars of his cell, "Someone get me out of here!" he pleaded.
"That's not nice, you didn't even get a chance to know me better." Puri Puri Prisoner said with a giggle.
"Juvia! I'll go on a date with you if you save me! Heck, I'll propose to you on the spot!" Gray yelled, thinking that Juvia could somehow hear him.
Outside, in the yard
Juvia was crying as she lifted her arms into the air, "Ma'am, put the shovel down." One guard ordered.
As they shined their flashlight at Juvia who attempted to dig into the prison. Most likely in some deluded attempt to rescue the man she loves. Without even knowing where she was going but relying on her heart (optimism) to get her to her destination. Sadly it failed as she was only three feet underground until a guard dog spotted them. Now the poor water wizard was caught red handed in the attempt to break Gray out.
"Can Juvia be let out easy if Juvia admits that this was for love?" Juvia asked before seeing the guard shake their head. Juvia hanged her head in depression, "Juvia thought it was worth a try." she said before being arrested.
A month later
For some reason, once everything was cleared for the two mages. Gray expected Juvia to run up to him and tackle him down in a hug. With her overreacting about how long he's been gone. Instead Juvia just pretends like he doesn't exist and keeps that serious face she used to have from before she fell in love with him. Gray may be an ice mage, but he feels cold around Juvia for some reason.
"Juvia has no time for the ice boy." Juvia said the last time she ignored Gray.
Now the stripper, as Natsu calls him, was trying to mend their relationship. As if it was somehow his fault (aside from the draganoid incident) that Juvia suddenly hates him.
However Gray should be more worried about being barred from missions for a month because of his actions. At least Makarov was kind enough to let him participate in the yearly events for the guild. Most importantly the foot race where the loser is stuck with a punishment. It's always random but it was still scary nonetheless as Makarov was a real sadist when it comes to punishment.
Although that didn't stop the entire guild minus Mirajane and Gildarts to participate in the race. Even Siegfried was there, but only to humor everyone who was forcing him. At least now, his body was in good condition unlike the previous times with all the intense fighting.
"Remember! You can use any magic except Aero! Otherwise, may the odds be in your favor!" Makarov announced just as the racers lined up.
Even Jason from Sorcerer Weekly was here to get live coverage of the race, "So cool! We even have the Azure Knight! Too bad he still won't give me that interview that I asked for." he said.
"On your mark! Get set! Go!" Makarov yelled as Jet was the first to take off at full sprint.
"Take that! I'm winning this race!" Jet exclaimed.
Siegfried made several snapping sounds around his body, "Hold my sword." he said as he handed a blade over to Mira.
"Naruto, what are…"
*SWOOSH*
Mirajane was immediately blinded by a giant burst of speed that left a giant crater right next to her. The poor barmaid stared at the crater in shock to see two weights on the ground and some drops of ink with them. However her concern shouldn't be focusing on the impact of Siegfried's speed, rather it should be on herself. Because Mirajane looked back at herself and realized she was in her lingerie.
"EEP!" Mirajane squealed as she covered her body while looking for her dress.
"Ohoho! Mira, I didn't know you were that desperate to get my grandson's attention." Makarov said teasing her.
Mira's face was flushed at the accusation, "I don't like N-Naruto!" she stuttered.
"Keep telling yourself that for another six years Mira and maybe it will be true." Gildarts said as Mira glared at the Ace of the guild.
With the Racers
Jet was gloating, "I'm so getting Levy's attention once I win this." he said before he was hit by Siegfried. Causing him to spin until he was wearing nothing but his hat and underwear, "Wha? Naruto you jerk! It's bad enough you steal fights, now you steal races!?" he asked as he covered himself.
"Dibs is not a word in my dictionary!" Siegfried yelled as started feeling excited for once in his life.
Levy sweat dropped as she and Lucy ran by Jet, "It's hard to believe Naruto changed so much in six years." she said.
This peaked Lucy's curiosity, "Was he really that weak as a kid?" she asked.
"Well Lu-chan, that's kind of a long story. I think it's just best to say that Naruto couldn't leave craters from stepping on the ground too hard." Levy tried to explain. Then she thought of something, "Although, I have an idea. I don't think Gajeel will like it though." she said.
"What are you planning?" Lucy asked nervously.
Suddenly Gajeel ran past them, "Hey Shrimp, hey blonde." he said.
"I'm sorry Gajeel." Levy said sincerely.
"What for?" Gajeel asked with a raised brow.
Levy suddenly screamed, "Help! Gajeel's threatening me and Lu-chan!" she yelled.
Gajeel screamed in terror, "What the hell Shrimp!? Don't lie!" he yelled.
Suddenly Siegfried stopped in place and walked backwards as this weird sound you hear from a car driving in reverse make. As Gajeel slowly saw Siegfried arrive with dead eyes. As the Iron Dragon Slayer attempted to plead his case. Siegfried pulled out a large chainsaw with a single handle and proceeded to rev it up.
"Fast." Levy whispered using her script magic.
The spell would attach itself to Gajeel just as he started to run. Granting him enhanced speed to run further away from the Azure Knight. Who started giving chase just as Levy and Lucy grabbed onto his back.
"Is this against the rules?" Lucy asked.
"Anything goes Lu-chan!" Levy answered.
"Just like the chunin exams, an alternate path to war." Siegfried said as his chainsaw felt thirsty.
Levy sweat dropped, "I don't know… are you feeling okay Naruto?" she asked only to be ignored.
"Anyone who threatens another man's little sister has forfeit their life to me!" Siegfried roared.
Somewhere in Crocus
"Is Lord Nozel okay?" one servant asked.
Nozel, the person in question, was currently hiding under a table in feeble position and shaking as if he were very cold. Although it was safe to assume that he was very terrified. Yet, no one knew what was the reason of his fear.
Back in Magnolia
Filo was catching up to her father in her avian form, "Hi papa! Hi auntie Levy!" she said.
"Hi Filo, are you enjoying the race?" Levy happily asked. Filo nodded, "Hey where's Wendy?" she asked.
Wendy popped her head out from Filo's feathers, "Right here." she answered.
"I am here as well." Carla said feeling reluctant.
"You better not be naked in there like you were on your first quest." Siegfried said as Wendy blushed before hiding back inside.
"Bye papa! Bye auntie!" Filo said before speeding off into superior speeds.
"Woah! Filo can run fast!" Lucy yelled with surprise.
"Then you haven't seen a horse." Siegfried replied.
"I think I have. Horses aren't that fast." Lucy said.
"I have to agree with Lu-chan." Levy said when suddenly, both girls stiffened.
Flashback, 33 years ago
Levy and Lucy opened their eyes to find themselves in a field, "Woah, did we teleport or something?" Lucy asked.
"Maybe, but…"
"Hey stop! I'm trying to help you lady!"
"Just leave me alone!"
"What was that?" Levy asked before watching 12 year old Naruto chasing after Koyuki.
From the look of things, that horse was faster than Naruto who already looked exhausted. With Koyuki not looking too tired or thrilled to be chased by Naruto. At least Lucy was sure horses were faster than kids that were around Wendy's age.
However she felt some familiarity, "Is this a memory?" Lucy asked.
"I don't know, I almost thought that was Naruto. Except he didn't wear that much bright orange. He's also a lot more sickly around that age." Levy explained when the world shifted.
Now they were in some snowy tundra, "Where are we now!?" Lucy asked.
"You can't outrun a train! It's going to hit us!"
"Watch me!"
"What's that about a train?" Levy asked when she saw Naruto carrying Koyuki in his arms.
"That kid is back." Lucy said before watching a giant train following them. "Ok this is some sort of trick! How can a kid be faster than a train, but slower than a horse?" She asked.
"Maybe Naruto was right." Levy suggested before the memory ended.
End of flashback
The two girls found themselves stopping as Gajeel ran out of stamina. Prompting Siegfried to chase after him with a sword.
"Naruto wait! Don't kill him!" Levy yelled, as she ignored the memories she saw.
"You should have been a Horse Slayer! Horses are always faster!" Siegfried yelled.
The next morning
"And now it's day 2 of the race! Jet had an amazing start but that was taken away by Siegfried Naruto and Gajeel Redfox, too bad we lost sight of them. All we know, is that Gajeel's screams could be heard out there somewhere." Jason announced as the race has taken it's tool on the racers.
That and Makarov made the course very long. Thus making it more difficult to return back to the guild on time as to avoid the punishment. Even now, the guild master couldn't see any of the racers at for about an hour. At least until he saw what was a giant wave heading towards them. with Natsu, Gray, Jet and Elfman were leading the way. With all four of them fighting to make it to first place.
"It's anyone's race at this point everyone!" Jason exclaimed.
When those idiots suddenly collided. Thus the whole wave of racers suddenly collapsed they got caught in the fight between those four. Ironically enough, Happy was the only one running now as he ignored that giant crash. Thus allowing him to run into through the finish line in first place. Followed by Wendy and Carla who were following close behind him.
"And the winner is Happy!" Jason announced as the crowd cheered.
Followed by everyone else standing up and running through the finish line. If they couldn't win first place, they didn't want Makarov to punish them. When they were cleared, everyone was surprised to find an injured Gajeel slowly dragging himself to the finish line where medics awaited him. Leaving only two people tying for last place.
"Leave me alone Erza." Siegfried said, having spent the race avoiding Erza after he "punished" Gajeel.
"No Naruto! You need to tell me about the curse!" Erza argued.
"I don't have time for your stubborn attitude. You need to learn boundaries." Siegfried said.
"Boundaries stopped mattering when the lives of my friends were in danger!" Erza yelled.
"Friends don't break into friend's homes to steal their underwear!" Siegfried yelled.
"I did no such thing! I was merely inspecting Lucy's choice of undergarments but now I cannot enter her home when she's not around!" Erza yelled back.
Siegfried let out a dry laugh, "I always knew you were a perverted lesbian with no sense of privacy!" he exclaimed.
Erza turned bright red from that accusation, "I am no such thing!" She denies.
Lucy turned red as well, "Who else has been breaking into my apartment?" she asked.
"No one, Mirajane tried copying your key again but that failed." Levy said as Lucy glared at the nervous barmaid.
"It's almost over folks! Who is going to win!? Titania or Azure Knight!?" Jason announced.
Everyone started to bet when Siegfried pulled out his trump card in front of Erza. He jumped in front of the red haired woman and performed a hand seal. One that is said to have the capability of killing (male) kages. A variation of this technique even paralyzed Kaguya Otsutsuki, who is considered the goddess of chakra itself. Erza Scarlet, faced a battle she had no hope of winning.
"Naruto what are you doing now?" Erza asked.
"Orioke no Jutsu!" Siegfried yelled out when he was suddenly covered in smoke.
"What's this? Is this legal Master Makarov?" Jason asked before seeing the old man nod.
"Naruto, no cheap parlor tricks will stop me from…" Erza stopped herself as she saw Siegfried's power.
What she saw was something that would turn even the most serious of females into lesbians. With men putting this above the goddess Aphrodite herself. As Erza witnessed a beautiful woman with long golden hair, voluptuous breasts, legs that were hairless and smooth and face she could not take her eyes off of due to the emerald green eyes that hypnotized her. Siegfried Naruto had transformed into Sienna Naruko!
(A/N: Imagine Artoria Lancer)
"What? How is that going to work? Erza isn't a…" Lucy was cut off by witnessing Erza fall from having so much blood leak from her nose.
"I win again Erza." Sienna said in a slightly higher voice. She then turned around to face the finish line, "Victory, here I come!" she said as she tried to run. When Erza suddenly appeared and grabbed her from behind, "EEP! PERVERT!" She screamed.
Erza, who recovered quickly, realized her mistake, "Naruto.. er, I didn't… just why!?" she asked as she was holding Sienna back by her breasts.
"Let go pervert!" Sienna yells as she slaps Erza.
Thus iniating a brief brawl between both "girls" with many of the men leering at them. It was a good thing the two were fully clothed. Or at least wearing gym clothes to cover up the most important parts of their bodies. As for Makarov, he felt like he was having a crisis as Gildarts lost passed out from blood loss through his nose.
"Mordred evolved!" Makarov yelled.
(Konosuba OST - We're Hungry Because We're Alive)
Sadly, the timer started ringing loudly. Thus signalling the end of the race. With everyone that already crossed the finish line cheering as loudly as possible as the crowd also exploded from excitement. However, Sienna and Erza both looked confused as they slowly turned their head to see Makarov composing himself. Before giving them both a menacing stare as he reached for something inside of his coat.
Meanwhile Jason gave his final announcement, "And that's the end of this spectacular race! With the last minute twist! Both Titania and Azure Knight have lost!" he announced.
"I lost?" Sienna asked. Her face then scrunched up into one of hatred as she looked at Erza, "This is all your fault you pervert." She said before repeatedly slapping Erza's breasts back and forth.
"This wouldn't have happened if you answered my questions!" Erza argued as the slapping continued.
"None of this would have happened if you weren't a pervert. I can forgive being lesbian because you and Mira deserve happiness, but I draw the line at you groping me!" Sienna screamed as the slaps got harder.
"I am not a lesbian!" Erza yelled.
"Was that a confession of love!?" Jason asked.
"No it wasn't!" Mirajane screamed.
Then Makarov spoke up, "ENOUGH!" he screamed. When Sienna stopped, Makarov presented a magazine, "As per punishment, the two of you will participate in a women's photoshoot and interview. Naturally this was meant to embarass the boys, but I doubt my grandson wants to return to his human form." he explained.
Sienna pouted, "Stupid Naruto doesn't want to come out. It's only me, Naruko!" she said bitterly.
Meanwhile Filo poked her head out, "I have three mama's?" she asked.
"I guess you do Filo." Wendy answered.
Kurama shook his head, "Of all the jutsus he could have learned or remembered. He chose that stupid perverted technique from 33 years ago." he said disappointingly.
"What do you mean papa? Naruto isn't 33 years old." Wendy asked.
Kurama sighed, "He has an old soul Wendy." he answered, further confusing her.
A few weeks later
Once the interviews and photoshoots were done. Erza attempted to get Siegfried to tell her about Nightmare and his curse as he pretty much prohibited anyone from obtaining that knowledge or bothering him about it. Unfortunately Erza was far too persistent in trying to help him. However, Siegfried didn't give her a chance to attempt to communicate as he ran off on another job from the capital. As if he had a targeting computer for dark mages, Siegfried took off after bidding Filo goodbye.
Now, Erza was forced to focus on her personal needs as Fairy Tail would fall apart without her supervision. Especially with Makarov who was far too lax and the fact that Filo needed attention. Despite her hybrid status, the child needed as much attention as a normal human compared to a regular bird.
However, now Erza felt tense and so did Mirajane. Erza couldn't help but to feel aggressive towards a random pillar in the guild hall as she couldn't walk through it. Whereas Mirajane entered Satan Soul and was demanding Erza to fight her. In fact, everyone in Fairy Tail was acting very aggressive with each other.
"Wen, I'm scared." Filo said as she hid under a table.
"Me too Filo, it doesn't help that papa left and everyone is going insane!" Wendy exclaimed.
Just as Siegfried returned with a tired sigh, "That was a bit stressful, but nothing I can't handle." he said to himself. That is until he saw the chaos, "Of course, only at Fairy Tail does this happen." he said as he looked for Filo.
"I will smite thee!"
"Fight me Erza!"
Siegfried sighed again, "Are they fighting again? I swear… oh no." he said as he saw Erza summon swords as she prepared to strike the pillar.
Siegfried gasped as he tried to reach out to her, "Face judgement you villainous pillar!" Erza yelled before Siegfried could reach her.
"Erza no! You're going to release…"
A couple of months ago
"Naruto, what are you doing?" Makarov asked.
"I made this model pillar as a gift. Now, it appears that it fits with the structure." Siegfried said lying through his teeth.
Makarov smiled, "Oh it is nice! I think I should get some modeled after it." he said.
Siegfried nodded, hHopefully those idiots don't break it open. Even then, the woman is only harmed by magic instead of chakra.' he thought.
Today
"…The Pillar Woman!" Siegfried shouted.
"Huh?" Erza asked, now noticing Siegfried.
"Leave us alone loser! I don't need you following Erza like a puppy again!" Mirajane yelled as if she was her old self.
"I don't have time for your lesbian quarrels! Erza, don't you dare destroy that pillar!" Siegfried yelled.
But it was too late and the pillar was hit. Thus the entire support beam shattered like an egg shell. Siegfried was right and something came out from the pillar itself.
"What is that?" Mirajane asked.
"I told you! It's the Pillar Woman!" Naruto shouted as the Pilar Woman came out.
With a brief stretch of her voluptuous body. Every man dropped everything to gaze upon the exotic looking woman's beauty. Before she looked around and turned her gaze upon Siegfried who summoned a sword to his hand. The Pillar Woman tilted her head and pointed at Siegfried.
"There you are my mate." the woman said not noticing Mirajane suddenly filling with rage. As did Erza for some reason, "Let us go so you may help me repopulate my people." she said.
Makarov's nose created a giant geyser of blood, 'Almost 19 and all the women want him!' he thought.
"I decline." Siegfried replied.
'I raised a coward.' Makarov thought.
The woman did not look amused, "This is not up for negotiation or do we need to battle once more?" she asked.
"You can negotiate with my fist!" Mirajane yelled as she tried striking at the Pillar Woman with a rapid speed.
Only for her fist to be caught and crushed, "No one is speaking to you, weakling." the Pillar Woman said before tossing Mirajane into a wall.
Unlike with Freed, Mirajane didn't have the element of surprise with the Pillar Woman. That and she appeared to be a lot faster compared to Freed who needed to transform just to keep up with Mirajane's sudden attack. Then again, it's been 2 whole years since the barmaid was in a real fight and she was still trying to figure out how to use her magic.
"Everyone get ready! The Pillar Woman is crazy strong and needs a crap load of magic for her to stay down!" Siegfried exclaimed.
The woman gave Siegfried a twisted smile, "I really did hope you would resist. Now I get to enjoy our battle again." she said before running at Siegfried and tackling him out the door.
"You have to be kidding me." Kurama said as he just arrived.
"What papa?" Wendy asked from her table.
Kurama sighed, "It's some stuff from 30 years ago." he answered.
"So who is the Pillar Woman?" Erza asked.
"Her name is not Pillar Woman, it's a stupid name the kid gave her. Her real name is Zesshi Zetsumei and she's a crazed woman who wants to find a powerful mate to impregnate her." Kurama explained before hearing lots of destruction in the distance.
"I will help Naruto! Heaven's Wheel!" Erza shouted as she flew after the two.
Right before being sent crashing back inside the guild hall, "Don't interrupt a woman when she's mating." Kurama said before shaking his head and making a disgusted face. "Disgusting, I smell a lot of pent up sexual frustration and most of it isn't from Zetsumei." he said as the crashing continued in the background.
"Papa what's sexual frustration?" Wendy asked making Kurama regret his words.
Until Mira saved the day, "You'll learn when you're older Wendy and the same goes for you Filo-chan." she said.
Meanwhile Natsu ran headfirst into battle, "Naruto fight me!" he yelled.
A minute later, Natsu was sent crashing back next to Erza. Most of the guild backed off in fear that Zesshi was too powerful for them. Except for Lucy who decided that maybe a Celestial Spirit could help.
"I think Leo could really help out here." Lucy said as she used her key.
Unfortunately Aquarius appeared instead, "Damn you Leo! I was about to get dinner!" she yelled angrily. Then set her eyes on Lucy who looked fearful, "Then again, I wouldn't be here at all if you didn't bother summoning one of us!" she said angrily.
"Aquarius I know you're angry but Naruto needs help. Otherwise some crazy strong girl is going to force him to mate!" Lucy explained before turning red from embarrassment as she mentioned the part about mating.
"Lucy, I don't care about the stupidity that… wait who's in trouble?" Aquarius asked.
"Crazy woman won't stay down!" Siegfried shouts as a large explosion can be heard in the distance.
Gildarts, who was drunk, laughed in the background, "Don't be shy Naruto! She's a pretty girl!" he said before noticing Mira's angry face. "Oh crap, Naruto stop fighting her! You're already have a wife and kid!" he yelled indignantly as Mira started to blush.
Gildarts was still very sure that Filo was Siegfried's biological daughter for some reason. That and he believes that Mira is her birth mother on the account of her blue eyes.
Meanwhile Aquarius ran out the door and unleashed a giant wave of water onto Magnolia town. Somehow this worked as Siegfried came back a couple of minutes later with a brand new pillar. This time it was covered in reflection seals that would send magical attacks back onto the aggressor.
"No one attack this pillar! Ever! Especially you Erza!" Siegfried said as he was very stressed and very hurt at the moment.
"I'm sorry." chibi Erza sadly.
Siegfried sighed before turning towards a smug looking Aquarius, "That's the second time you saved me Aquarius. I think I owe you two dinners." He said making her blush.
"Is that an invitation? I was hoping to head out until I was summoned." Aquarius said hiding her glee.
"I can take you out right now if you wish." Seigfried said noticing Aqarius' pleasure. "Mirajane, get the nice menu's ready!" he called out.
"Right away Naruto!" Mirajane said trying to hide her tick mark. 'Who does that loser think he is ordering me around!? Do I look like a waitress!? Even worse he's chasing someone else!' she thought as she waited for the two to order.
Then a moment passed where Mirajane felt strange. She didn't understand why she was feeling hostile to her former victim. Siegfried did nothing to invoke her wrath and here she is mentally attacking him.
'No it's his fault! He's some fancy mage that thinks he's too good for us! He's strutting around here and he still doesn't want to join the guild again!' Mirajane thought bitterly. 'It's bad enouhg he chased that red haired skank and now he's after some blue haired mermaid!' she thought as her anger reached a point where Siegfried noticed it.
"Mirajane, you need to relax. I don't know what's the cause of your stress, but even I can feel it." Siegfried said confusing everyone.
"It's nothing, I'm just a little tired and that crazy girl did hit me too hard." Mirajane said faking her feelings.
"Are you telling me or yourself?" Siegfried asked causing Mira to freeze.
For a moment, Mirajane stopped and started thinking back to her childhood to when she was more agressive. She stepped away and walked into the kitchen to clear her mind. As she was slowly started to think over what was going on in her mind. She knew well that her Satan Soul often messed with her head and made her aggressive. Yet it was specific this time and Mirajane felt like she couldn't blame her Take Over magic as it usually didn't discriminate.
Regardless, she along with Erza had the misfortune of watching Siegfried have dinner with Aquarius.
A couple of days later
After the fiasco with Zesshi breaking free and everyone finding out that they turned aggressive because Gray bought a bad potion. Which he claimed he thought was for magic enhancement. When in reality it was to see if Juvia was in a hypnotic spell and tried to get her to fall in love with him, only ending in her ignoring him even more. With that, Gray only further earned the ire of the guild.
Regardless, it was still a normal day at the guild. At least, the rambunctious personalities of everyone in the guild. However, it was unique as one of the few remaining S class mages were on their way to the guild today. Someone very mysterious but at the same time, powerful.
At the same time, Cana was surprisingly outside of the guild hall and not getting drunk as per her usual routine. Instead, she was sitting their solemnly and just taking in the sound of the river flowing. At least she was not getting cat calls like Lucy does when she go to and back from the guild.
"Why are you isolated Cana?" Asked a voice.
"Naruto?" Cana asked as she turned around to spot him.
"Over here." Siegfried said.
Cana turned back around to see Siegfried standing over the water, "KAMI! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!" she yelled as she fell in.
Only to be caught in Siegfried's arms, "I guess you're still tipsy without the alcohol." Siegfried said. Siegfried gently walked off of the water and sat Cana back down, "Now why are you all sad? Did Mirajane block you from the bar?" he asked.
Cana sighed, "You know how I am. Dad's back and…" she stopped and sighed again.
"No I don't know. You haven't stated anything." Siegfried said with a blank face.
Cana sweat dropped, "Dad's here again Naruto and I can't even find the courage to talk to him." she aid.
"Cana, Gildarts is your father. He may be strong, but he's not like Laxus. Gildarts is a good man and doesn't believe strength defines a person. Don't you think he would feel happy to know he has a daughter?" Siegfried asked.
"Easy for you to say Mr. Super S Class." Cana said.
"Cana, I'm not a registered mage. If I rejoined the guild I would technically be at D Class." Siegfried stated.
Cana shook her head, "Well you're the fancy guy with a high status regardless. Even the Rune Knights got nervous seeing you in person." she said before looking down at the river again. "But look at me, I'm just B Class at best. Just the drunk girl playing fortune teller. Do you think a parent is supposed to be proud of that?" she asked.
Siegfried closed his eyes and took a deep breath, "At least you still have a parent Cana." he said making Cana feel bad.
She knew Siegfried lost both his parents when he was born. Cana even remembered when Laxus still let Siegfried follow him around as Mordred raised him without ever knowing Laxus was a child made from her stolen ovaries. So not only did he lose his parents, Laxus would treat Siegfried coldly as he believed Siegfried was the cause of death of his own mother. Going as far as to call him a weak little parasite back then.
Cana lost her own mother at a young age. So she did feel bad as she learned more about this before Siegfried ran away six years ago. Even so, she became initially jealous as Gildarts was a godfather chosen by Mordred and Sieg. Like the others, Cana briefly hated Siegfried for having a home and family in the form of Makarov and Porlyusica. Yet that changed as Siegfried learned about Cana's secret and indirectly made Gildarts grow closer to her as well.
It was ironic as Gildarts still didn't know the truth and called Cana the daughter he never had.
"I'm sorry Naruto." Cana said.
"It's alright, I'm over it. Besides, the reason you can't tell Gildarts the truth despite him taking a liking to you is obvious." Siegfried said peeking Cana's curiosity.
"What is it?" Cana asked.
"You're weak." Siegfried started saying before Cana thrashed him on the ground.
"Weak!? I pour out my heart to you and you insult me!? I am your first friend Naruto and you're my first friend! So how could you say that!?" she yells as tears fall down her cheeks. "You were the weakest runt in the guild! Yet Levy and I were so nice to you, now you're back and act like you have no emotions! You probably think you're some big shot now that you're the King's favorite sword! He probably likes you so much that…"
*SMACK*
Siegfried put both of his hands on Cana's cheeks, "Cana, let me finish. YOu're weak because of your heart. You let your feelings take too much control." he said confusing her. "I'm not saying to go emotionless. I'm saying you think too hard and give into despair. You can't say anything good or bad will happen because nothing will ever happen if you never experience the one thing you're afraid of." he explained.
Now Cana felt bad again, "I'm sorry Naruto, I guess you're right about the emotions thing." he said.
"It's fine, I've been through worse. A few words won't hurt me." Siegfried said as Cana still felt bad.
"You know, from like this. It kind looks like we're about to kiss." Cana said hoping to break the tension she created.
"To me it looks like you're a fish." Siegfried said as the pressure he put on Cana's lips made her lips pucker. "Cana, there are two types of women I don't like. It's alcoholics and reverse mermaids." he said making her blush.
"What's wrong with a girl who enjoys a drink every now and then?" Cana asked curiously.
"It becomes an issue when it's too frequent and I can still smell the stench." Siegfried answered as Cana glared.
When she was about to retort that drunk girls are fun. Her eyes got droopy and started to close. Before eventually falling onto his chest and going into a deep sleep. Siegfried immediately felt this droopiness before noticing a cloaked figure in the corner. Siegfried quickly stood up and picked up Cana as he shunshined away. The figure looked around quickly before finding several shiny coins thrown at him.
This strange attack confused him before he noticed the reflection of the Sharingan on them.
"Tsukuyomi!" he heard a voice say.
Tsukuyomi Realm
The figure found himself being dragged by shirt by Siegfried, "Who are you?" he demanded.
"I'm Mystogan and I need your help." Mystogan said but Siegfried didn't trust him.
"If you need my help you wouldn't knock Cana unconscious. Now let me see who's really under the mask." Siegfried said as he used his other arm to rip off the mask.
Only to be surprised by a very similar looking man with green hair. In fact, Siegfried almost thought this was old Naruto minus the whisker marks and yellow eyes.
"Surprise." Mystogan said weekly.
"Tell me who you are!" Siegfried commanded.
"Okay first, you need to learn social skills. Second, my real name is Achilles Menma. Now you need to hear me out before things get out of hand." Achilles said in an attempt to reason with Siegfried.
Elsewhere, in Magnolia
Shukaku was groaning, "Stupid Kurama! That jerk left me behind! I can't believe he freaking through me off of the boat when I said I wanted to follow him!" He said sounding bitter. "Seriously, where is that baka fox? When I find I'm gonna…!"
Shukaku stopped mid rant as he was run over by a horse drawn carriage.
"Are you alright princess Hisui?" asked the coachmen.
"I'm fine, but what did we hit?" the princess asked.
The coachmen bent down to look, "Some sort of… reindeer?" he asked.
Shukaku quickly moved out from under the carriage, "I'm a tanuki! Not a reindeer!" he yelled angrily before noticing the bright lights from the clouded sky. "Also, do you people always have bad weather?" he said before being sucked into the sky along with the Dragon Slayers from the guild.
Hisui stumbled out of the carriage to see the strange phenomenon, "What is this?" she asked.
"They say such things only happen at Fairy Tail." one of Hisui's guards answered.
TO BE CONTINUED…
QA with Siegfried!
Question 1: Who's stronger, you or Hokage Naruto?
Siegfried: You people are going to get triggered by this but comparing me to my canon self. That's like comparing Legends Luke Skywalker with Sequel Trilogy Luke Skywalker. Or I guess, Tobey Mcquire and Andrew Garfield.
Hokage Naruto: Uh no, we're equal if I'm without Kurama. I relied only on Kurama, therefore I'm useless without him and I can say the same with you. You have no skills like me!
Siegfried: Except for Senjutsu, Asura's chakra, all five elemental affinities, lots of jutsus and a large chakra reserve. That's not counting everything I learned in this lifetime. And actually, the only thing you have over me is the little bit of chakra from the other bijuu.
Part II Naruto: Uh guys, Sakura just told me that all those beatings she and Tsunade gave me created a brain tumor. So I might get dementia within the next 5 years that involves me making poor choices. I might forget how to use chakra by the time I'm 40!
Siegfried: I rest my case.
Question 2: Is the story going to stop between changing your name back and forth?
Siegfried: Wait until the Tenrou Island arc. There's going to be a lot you will see and a lot of emotional maturity. So yes, I will just be referred to as Naruto by the narrator by then.
Question 3 (From Bender): When are you making a second Simpsons Movie?
Siegfried: Matt!
*Bender gets shot*
Question 4: Since Filo is now more humanoid, how will you raise her differently?
Siegfried: To be honest, I never expected that myth about a Filolial Queen to be true. Then again, Ishgar and the Elemental Nations just realized they both existed. If you think that's stupid, the western hemisphere was discovered only 500 years ago. Back on topic, it's more responsibility and I never planned for this. Yet, Filo is innocent and me being absent too frequently could harm her young mind. So all that matters
Question 5: What is the best weapon to learn to kill dark mages with?
Siegfried: A Franklinator is fine, but anything that your physique can handle is best. Heavy weapons for slow yet physically strong people, rapiers and knives for weaker but quick people. Although you could learn to be silent and just bash their heads in. I don't recommend magic as… magic isn't a physical weapon but still a weapon. You will learn as you go.
Time for the Kingdom of Fiore Secret!
Secret: A secret among Mangekyou Sharingan users is that they can go blind, but that's a lie. The blindness is caused by diabetes, Itachi is the perfect example as he constantly eats pocky. This is a reason Sasuke hates sweets, he almost developed loss of vision until he stopped at a young age and this almost passed onto Sarada. The Uchiha Clan are too prideful to admit that they died off from diabetes.
Siegfried: Thanks for reading and I hope to see you all again. Next Time: Chapter 15: Edolas!