Not a tumblr prompt but oh well, I think you'll like it all the same ^^

Based mainly on the video of the guy who doesn't recognize his wife after surgery.

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The first thing E. Aster Bunnymund felt when regaining consciousness was how strong the light was to his tired eyes. He closed them and grunted, as his five senses sharpened. With a deep sigh, Bunny opened his eyes slowly, his pupils narrowing slowly as he got used to he light. The next sensation that hit him was the awareness of how dry his mouth was and that his tongue was coated and felt disgusting.

He tried to rouse but nausea got him first.

"Easy now." The pooka was quickly held by tiny soft hands and helped to lean back. Said hand scratched slowly behind his ears, and it felt bloody amazing. He opened his eyes, still groggy.

"Aster, you're shaking. Do you want me to get you another blanket?"

He shook his head. He was a little chilly but it was quickly fading. His right leg bothered him, though.

"Dizzy..."

"I know, Bunny. I brought you water." The owner of that sweet voice handed him a glass of water. Bunny almost spilled it, but managed to take a small sip.

"What happened?" His words slurred together.

"You fell and broke your leg. You needed surgery to have it fixed, but you're fine now." She giggled. "I'm sure you'll be hopping around soon".

She handed him a carrot and told him to eat, which he did. As his empty stomach received food the nausea resided a bit more.

A small twittering sound made him turn his head and squint. There was a petite feathered-woman, surrounded of small versions of herself, in his room. "Did tha doctor sent ya?"

His mouth stayed a bit open as he pointed the bitten carrot at the woman. "Man, you're an eye candy!"

She covered her mouth as a furious blush spread through her cheeks.

His nose twitched and a sloppy smile spread on his face. "Ya're the most bewdyful woman I've ever seen." He tilted his head to have a better look at the almost radiant woman that was sitting on the edge of his bed. "Are ya an angel?"

She giggled. "No, I'm the Tooth Fairy. Remember?" Her smile softened. "Now eat the carrot, ok?"

"Who are you? What's yer name?" Bunny gave her a dopey smile. He obviously didn't know how cute he looked to her right now.

"My name's Toothiana. I'm your wife."

"Ya're my wife?" Oh how his eyes shined at this. "Holy dooley!" He sounded a little bit out of breath as he brought his paw to his forehead. "Damn."

Toothiana just smiled and shook her head slightly as he tried to prop himself up.

"How long?"

"Just eat the carrot. The doctor is coming to..."

"Do we have children?" Bunny cut her off mid-sentence with curiosity, eyeing her up and down.

"Uhmm...no sweetie. Not yet." She bit her lip to try to hold back laughter.

"Can we get started on that?" His eyebrow raised in an obvious (yet failed) attempt to look suave.

Tooth turned bright red and thanked no one else was in the room. "We'll talk about it when you're better, Aster."

"I'm holding ya to it"

"Just eat your carrot."

"It's hard, Toothy. It's hard" He whined, trying to do as told but missing his mouth completely. She helped him out and got Bunnymund to have two more bites before he continued asking her things. "Can I call ya Toothy?".

She only nodded.

"How long've we been married?"

She sighed, moved a little bit by this. "A long time."

"Holy Peter Cottontail. I hit the jackpot." He ran his paw through his head and flattened his ears, letting the carrot roll to his side.

As Tooth leaned forward to pick it up, he managed to sat up. "Lemme see yer face"

She decided to comply, a big smile on her face. "Wow, your teeth are perfect!"

Despite knowing each other and spending a lot of time together, she had never managed to handle a compliment from him without blushing.

"Turn around, lemme see ya." He waved his hand.

"No!" She giggled nervously and handed him back his carrot. "Now eat."

He was about to do so, when he dropped his hand on his chest and frowned at her. "We're married?"

Tooth nodded and wondered if the yeti had administrated the correct quantity of anesthesia since he still was under the effect of drugs.

"Did I gave ya that ring?" He pointed to the golden band on her left hand and she nodded again.

"Wow..." The pooka whispered before laid back, closing his eyes and surrendering to a restful sleep.


"You got it?" A voice with a strong Russian accent asked.

Jack Frost raised his hand to show the Cossack a camera. "All in here."


Bunnymund walked through the North Pole with the help of Tooth. It had been a few days from his surgery but thanks to his quick recovery, he was allowed to walk around.

"Why's everyone lookin' at me funny?"

She shrugged, but couldn't help but agree with him. Yetis and elves stared at Bunnymund with amusement. "I don't know. Probably because they have never seen you in a cast."

When they arrived to the Globe room there was a forgotten camera on a small table. Tooth helped the pooka to sit down a little and fetched the camera to distract them. Things were alright till they reached to a certain video.


"FROST!"


In a corner of North's workshop, Jack Frost fell to the floor in a fit of laughter.


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