Contains some language and strong sexual content!

I really tested my luck running through a known crack alley (ha! While showing my crack! Just thought of that!) but when you have cops after you you're not really using your best judgement only your best instincts. My buns were getting cold and I needed to lose these pigs before I ended up in a cell. Then again, maybe I'd be lucky and get some nice roommates. But would any of them be my type? Doubt it.

"Jessica is still coming to the museum with us?"

"Yes. She really wants to show us around this week. She said she'll be able to take some time off her case."

"She's such a thoughtful woman. I don't understand how she's single."

Stephanie shrugged, "I guess men are scared off by a woman that thinks for herself."

Carolina brushed a hand down her daughter's cheek, "I raised you well."

"I do feel bad for Jessica though. She never wants to talk about her past. Her family."

Carolina took her hand, "We can be her family."

Jessica wasn't sure how she got back in her apartment, she woke up in bed with nothing on but a pair of tightie-whities with her fat butt in the air.

Wait? I put underwear on?

Jessica pushed herself to get out of bed and make it for the bathroom. She was interrupted when she heard a knock at the door. Could be the cops but the rasp sounded too gentle, too thoughtful, had to be a certain impressionable neighbor. She peeked through the peephole and saw the cute girl standing out in the hall.

"Steph?"

"Yeah! You coming?"

Shit! The museum!

Jessica opened the door a smidge, deciding not to flash her and only poke her neck out.

"Hey, yeah, just getting ready. Sorry."

"Long night on the case?"

"You betcha."

Jessica's smile wasn't too far from a perfect imitation of the Cheshire Cat.

"Just let me throw on some clothes."

"Ok."

Jessica purposely didn't close the door when she brought her head back inside the apartment, she let it swing open a bit, letting the danger of the outside world seeing her all the greater. Stephanie got a brief glimpse of her naked back, Jessica could feel her eyes on her, she might have been a little shocked but she maybe just maybe liked what she saw and that was all Jessica wanted.

Jessica wasn't too sure she'd care about what they had at the museum other than maybe seeing some hot cavewomen statues on display. She'd never been to this one before, she was so used to passing by the big marble building with the carved lions on both sides of the big stone steps. Carolina and Stephanie seemed to be at least easy enough to impress, maybe she could act interested enough to make them think she actually cared about human history, great discoveries and the tacky gift shop.

Maybe they'll think I'm some scholar. Scholar of bullshit anyway.

They found some wax figures on display, Neanderthals building a fire while wearing animal furs. She saw this one female with these thick muscular arms. The closer she got the more she could make out her features and how she looked an awfully lot like her but with a more slanted forehead. She would be offended but for all she knew this primitive Jessica could be her ancestor.

As they walked on, Jessica heard laughing, two dumb girls by the sounds of it, but she couldn't help but recognize a voice. She turned and knew right away who they were, Lee and that redhead Kelly.

What the hell are the odds?

They would recognize her of course if she crept on over. Carolina and Stephanie were distracted reading a plaque at the sabretooth tiger display so this seemed like a good opportunity to catch up with old friends and potentially score.

Lee and Kelly came close to jumping out of their clothes the moment they realized that was the talent scout.

"Miss Jones!"

"Girls!"

Both were so giddy, Jessica couldn't help but smile, she wanted to pinch their cheeks.

"I can't believe you're here."

"Why are you here?" Lee of course had to burst her bubble.

"Are you scouting other talent here?"

Jessica tried to think fast.

Both cheerleaders noticed the mother and daughter at the Saber tooth tiger exhibit. They were scared that they were old news.

"Wait, are you scouting them?" Lee scoffed.

"Uh..."

"We'll do anything."

"Anything?" Jessica asked, getting a wicked idea.

"Yes."

She looked into Kelly's eyes, she was so cute when she was desperate. Jessica placed her hands on both girls and caressed their faces.

"You know. This business is really tough."

"We know but we're willing to put in the work."

"Anything Miss Jones."

Jessica got a little more grabby, Lee let her caress her chest, she slid her other hand down Kelly's back.

"How about we start with some more kissing?"

Lee and Kelly both looked at each other.

"Right here?"

"Right now?"

Jessica smiled and moved her eyebrows up and down.

"Come on, it'll be fun."

Lee and Kelly looked at each other and grinned. Jessica grabbed the backs of their heads.

"Let's start with you two. I love watching."

Lee and Kelly made out out for her pleasure. Things were heating up.

Damn! I love that! Never gets old!

Some people walked by and gave shocked looks; no one was expecting this kind of display at a place for families. Jessica snarled at them. Once she was all hot and bothered watching the young women exchange some saliva she decided to get in on the action and kiss both of them, she took turns with Lee and Kelly, stretching her lips over their mouths like she wanted to swallow them whole. Her tongue was stronger than theirs, she was able to do almost anything she wanted.

In case any dumb guard came by she decided it would be fun to move to the other side of a glass display for a bit of cover. Anyone looking at the big wooly mammoth display might be lucky enough to see three women getting it on on the other side of the wall with the glass that wasn't covered.

"You two eat pussy?"

Kelly laughed and shook her head.

"I haven't but I kind of want to try," said Lee.

"Well today is your lucky day."

"Wait, here?"

Jessica patted the tops of their heads, "If you want to be a star you've gotta be willing to take the risks."

Jessica unzipped her pants. Both Lee and Kelly were a bit surprised, they looked at each other as if to ask who was going first. Both knew what to do though, both wanted to out do the other, show they had whatever it took. Lee pulled Jessica's pants down to her ankles and Kelly pulled Jessica's tightie-whities down with her teeth.

"Show off!" Lee exclaimed.

"Lee, inside voice." Jessica gave her a motherly like glare.

Both girls planted kisses on Jessica to get her nice and excited, her legs, her thighs, around her her pussy. Lee rubbed Jessica, she could see just how wet she was. Jessica pressed her ass against the glass display; it excited her knowing someone might see her on the other side.

"Oh...yes..." Jessica moaned, trying to keep herself quiet.

Both girls started eating her out, side to side they were both working their tongues to get her off and all the detective had to brace herself was this glass wall.

Hope it doesn't shatter from the orgasm I'm about to have.

Both Kelly and Lee had never been with another woman but they knew what they might want if they did. Jessica's juices were so sweet, they were loving this, they could get used to it. Jessica pulled a little on their hair as she felt the intense sensations overwhelming her body. She was able to keep herself quiet when she came, she had to fight back her screams with every bit of might she had.

She wasn't done though.

Wonder if they'd wanna try knocking on my backdoor.

Jessica turned around and placed the flats of her palms on the glass and arched her back like she was getting ready for a cavity search. She giggled her ass at the two.

"Don't tell me you've never eaten ass."

Lee and Kelly weren't sure now just how far they could take this. They both didn't want to chicken out either especially not in front of each other. Both got down on their knees and pushed back and forth to get to Jessica first.

"Hey! No fighting! Knock it off!"

Lee and Kelly settled down and got to licking and kissing Jessica's plump cheeks.

Damn! Talk about kissing ass!

Jessica was a bit ticklish there, she moaned when she felt what had to be Lee's long tongue slide up and down her crack. Both girls took turns burying their faces and eating her out. Jessica loved how this felt and she loved getting this kind of attention, she never thought something this nasty would be this good.

"That was fun." Kelly said, wiping her mouth.

"I think I have to break up with my boyfriend." Lee said in a daze.

Lee and Kelly helped Jessica put her pants back on. Jessica was just zipping her pants up when Carmilla and Stephanie turned the corner.

"Oh, hey."

"Um."

Jessica knew she had to get Kelly and Lee out of there fast.

"Well. Good catching up with you girls. I'm sure you'll do great on that exam."

"Huh?"

Jessica whispered in her ear, "We'll talk later. Tell the rest of your squad we need to catch up."

"Oh, right. Thanks, Miss Jones!"

"Later. "

Jessica walked out of the museum with Carolina and Stephanie, she didn't want to cut things short but seeing Kelly and Lee did make her realize she was still technically looking for someone and the father was going to wonder what the hell she was spending his money on.

"You should come for dinner tonight, Jessica."

Jessica didn't want to say no but some of her old common sense was coming back.

"Wish I could but maybe tomorrow, huh?"

Stephanie surprised her with a hug, Carolina also put her arms around her. Jessica was starting to see just how lucky she was. She sniffed both of them a little.

Damn. I really gotta control myself.

They parted and Jessica walked down the street. She saw a familiar face, a prick dressed all in red.

"Hey, Jones, up to one of your classic adventures?"

"If you mean get shitfaced at a bar then your right about that, Dead-Fuck."

Deadpool laughed, "Ha! That is classic you."

Jessica noticed a friend of his with him, she looked like she was some special ed headcase in a shitty Hawkeye costume. Jessica couldn't get over her face looking very familiar.

"Didn't you eat me out earlier?"

The young woman squinted her eyes at Jessica, "I think I'd remember."

Deadpool nudged his companion, "Come on, Huntress. It's a big multiverse out there and you've got plenty of babes to get with."

"You're right!"

"Huh?"

Jessica watched unamused when they made some kind of portal open up and they walked into it. Jessica was surprised to see impossibly busty women in tight spandex, some giving her welcoming eyes. Without thinking twice she ran towards the portal, ready to jump in after them but the portal shrunk fast and Jessica missed her literal window of opportunity, she crashed into a brick wall like Wiley Coyote. She left quite the imprint and needed to pull herself out of the wall with everything she had. She swore she saw stars circling her head.

Anybody get the license plate?

She stumbled down the street and came face to face with two police officers that looked ready to take out their tazers. They knew exactly who she was; Jessica was honestly wouldn't have been shocked if they were the ones she dodged pulling her little Jackass stunt.

"Um, hey. You looking for me?"

Rather than give them the slip she decided to play along. She just hoped they didn't have her on too serious of charges.

The chief of the 39th precinct walked in to the interrogation room with a cup of fresh coffee and a yellow envelope. Jessica gave him a shit eating grin.

"Jones."

"Chief."

"You've made quite the reputation for yourself. They say you're well on your way to becoming a danger to the public." He threw the thick envelope down in front of her. Jessica was able to pull the contents of the envelope out even with her hands cuffed to the table. She had created quite the rap sheet, indecent exposure, several lewd acts, stalking, etc., etc.

She just smiled and shrugged, "I'm a top shelf pervert."

He frowned.

"Come on, Chief. I wouldn't hurt anyone."

"Patricia Walker insisted we check up on you. She's more worried about you. Thinks you're a danger to yourself."

"A danger to myself?"

Jessica thought back to when she attempted to pick up a hot blonde walking to the library, she tried hard being smooth but when she touched the woman's shoulder she was met with a long spray of mace. Jessica screamed at the top of her lungs and fell down some stone steps. She ended up in some pile of garbage; that was beginning to become a habit.

"Hm. She might be onto something."

"Look, Jones. She told me that shit we're after is in your system."

"What are you talking about?"

"Come on, you know what I'm talking about. You're bugging right now. I want to find the rest of this stuff and make sure it doesn't get in anymore hands, start some kind of panic."

Jessica sighed, "And what do you expect me to do?"

"You're going to help us sniff it out."

Jessica snorted, what was that even supposed to mean?

Am I a drug dog now?

"Our guys in the lab say that anyone on the stuff can find it. Whether it be smell or some kind of natural instinct. We believe there's more of it somewhere on the west side."

"And you expect me to help you find it?"

Chief took a sip of his coffee.

"Unless you want to spend some time behind bars I think you'll consider it."

Jessica's face sank. She really didn't have a choice.

Jessica was given an earpiece and pushed out of a police van in maybe the shadiest place she'd ever seen. One lone street lamp. She had to find her own way inside of this creepy abandoned office building. She could smell something off but it wasn't that ooze. She broke into a vent and that's when it hit her, her nose in the air she followed the scent like a mouse in a maze.

Come on. Follow your nose.

The tech guy that handed Jessica the earpiece was guiding her maybe from blueprints to know where she should be going. He was confident on the location of the ooze; he kept getting snippy with her in case she changed course, he kept telling her, 'Stay on target. Follow orders'.

Kiss my target. Shove your orders.

She dropped down into what looked like a doctor's office. Jessica found a cabinet, there was only one small vial left, possibly the only one left in existence. She picked it up and stared at it. Such a small thing changed everything, it caused so much mischief in such a short amount of time.

"Jones, are you there?"

The Chief was barking in her ear now.

Jessica had some thoughts on what to do with it, she played with the idea of doing the right thing over what she wanted. Turn it in. Have the boys in the lab look it over. They find an antidote that changes her back to her old ways. Life goes on.

"Jones, do you copy?"

Jessica touched the earpiece and spoke up.

"Yeah. I'm here."

"Did you find it?"

Jessica fiddled with it in her fingers.

"Uh, no. Nothing."

"What?"

"Yeah. Are you sure you got me checking the right place?"

The chief groaned on the other end, it was like hitting a brick wall.

"You checked everywhere?"

The Tech guy got back on.

"This has to be the right place. I don't understand it."

Jessica pocketed the vial.

"Hey, I can take another look if you'd like but looks like your boys missed their chance."

"Shit. I don't know if we can afford to have this stuff out there."

A couple days later, Jessica was setting up a chicken dinner at Stephanie and her mother's place. She even dressed up, kind of, no holes in her jeans, a little bit of makeup.

"Oh, Jessica. You didn't have to go to so much trouble."

"Oh, believe me, it was no trouble at all."

Jessica looked at the food on their plates and their wine glasses, everything was perfect, she raised her glass to make a toast, they followed.

"To family."

"To family," Stephanie and her mother repeated.

Jessica sipped her wine, watching Stephanie and her mother carefully as they drank theirs.

"Yes. That's it. Drink up."

To be continued!

Special guests were Deadpool and Huntress from my other story Huntress and the Women of the Multiverse.