Remember
"Don't look away," Growled Ganondorf, "you-"
"You don't remember." Said the Hylian, Link, frowning at Ganondorf.
"What?" Sneered Ganondorf, livid at being interrupted.
"You don't remember." Repeated Link, sighing with the Sages staring at him in confusion, "We've been through this time and time and time again. Since the dawn of the world and across the timelines. We know each other, more than you think."
"I don't know what your blathering about." Snarled Ganondorf, as Link quietly pulled a spring from a Zonai capsule.
Link sighed, "Okay, let's see what you do remember, because I don't want to fight someone who doesn't know why he's the biggest prick in the world."
Ganondorf went to grab his sword, when the 'sword of legend' flashed.
"Calm down, Fi, we're still going to kill him." Dismissed Link, frowning at Ganondorf, "You're still going to die, do you remember being stabbed in the head by a child in green?"
Ganondorf stared at Link, getting another sigh, "Obviously not, how about nearly being disembowelled by an angsty looking wolf?"
Ganondorf just unsheathed his sword.
"Alright, how about drawing your sword from your servant's chest and vanishing into another plane?" Said Link, drawing the Master Sword.
Ganondorf froze, suddenly finding himself in a throne room launching an orb of energy at a young man in green, while a princess hung in a pink crystal suspended above them. He then felt a searing pain in his chest, the man in green looked different, vastly different, but he could tell it was the same person.
"You're starting to remember," Mused Link, readying for the impending battle, "good."
Ganondorf felt himself getting up from the ground, the man in green different once again, glaring up at him. He glanced at his hand, freezing at the sight of a triangle on the back of it. He shook his head and snarled at Link, "Get out of my head, you welp!"
Link dodged the swing, parrying the blade away from him.
Ganondorf was at the top of a castle, water pouring down around him, fighting two children, a princess aiming a bow at him, while a boy in green launched himself into the hair and ramming his sword in his forehead.
Ganondorf yelled, throwing himself at Link and the Sages.
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"Link?" Asked Riju, looking at him as they examined Ganondorf's lifeless body, "Two questions, how did he turn back? I thought the dragon-ifying thing was permanent, and what were you talking about back there?"
"Just some old history Rij." Dismissed Link, looking at the back of Ganondorf's right hand, "Things between him and I just span more than one lifetime."
Zelda prodded Ganondorf's eye with a stick.
"Zel, I'm waving his hand around, I'm sure he's dead." Protested Link, as he accidentally nudged the hilt of a broken sword. Ganondorf's body twitched, getting a scream from some of the assembled crowd and an arrow to the eye from Tulin.
"For the love of Din, he's already dead!" Groaned Link, as Tulin looked at him.
"He twitched."
"He twi- Of course he twitched," Yelled Link, grabbing the hilt of the broken sword, "He's got a sword embedded in his nervous system!"
Ganondorf's body twitched with each movement of the sword.