"Didn't I have an important meaning I was suppose to go to?" Yoshi pondered while drifting around the Dino Jungle.
"You were but you decided to do this 1 quick race instead!" Peppy pointed out while having some fresh lettuce.
Yoshi rubbed the back of his head as he squinted his eyes. "Guess the readers don't mind as long as we deliver on the action, right?"
And then he collided with a train, causing immense pain to him that would no doubt come back to bite him in the tail. Peppy shrugged and took off while still eating.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand talked.
"You ever have the feeling of regret?" Master Hand started while moving his fingertips in a bizarre organized manner.
Crazy Hand simply laughed in a maniacal manner. "I always do; I'm fucking crazy remember?"
"Well yes but you're also a master like I am."
"Let me guess; curiosity got the better of you."
"It was really that easy to figure out?"
"I've known you for years even if I'm somehow slightly younger despite us having the same model due to saving up on resources in an intelligent way."
"All right spare me the details: how were you able to pinpoint-"
"Because you're getting fidgety. Did you mess around with the timeline again?"
"Well it was moreso that I decided to check out the alternate universes out there beyond ours..."
"So fundamentally you caused the chapters to get over written to better accommodate what will happen in the future from this present moment as to which will also be likely altered."
"...Look the viewers already know that we're aware of our presence in a fanfiction, you don't need to sow the seeds more than it needs to-"
"Buddy you're the one who messed everything up this time for once; not me."
"Goddamn it: you're absolutely right."
Anyway the hands decided to go along with their stupid plight of messing around with alternate realities: and let's just say that it didn't go all that swell.
It was a good day to race in a different realm where an alternative version of Yoshi was racing about in his lime green colored pipe framed go kart with his fellow dinosaurs around a jungle parkway for they were enjoying their racing shenanigans when they suddenly noticed this particular magic glove dropping right in front of them.
"Whoa what the hell?" Yoshi gawked upon summoning a green and white spotted egg out of himself and holding it in case something were to happen. "Who are ya? State your name!"
"Calm yourself dino boy; I'm what they refer to as the Master Hand. And I come from-"
"A realm filled with floating hands like yourself right?" Dr. Hoshi added upon pulling by in his own kart since he had just finished eating a ripe yellow banana he had in hand that he was about to throw away the peel as an item.
"Ehh not quite doc. In fact let me explain myself further so that you fine racing folks won't be so confused as to why I'm here..."