Yoshi was driving around in a regular green go kart on the sandy shore of the Koopa Troopa Beach from the N64 era as he was enjoying the pipe framed exterior of his vehicle, when he realized something important as Dr. Hoshi pulled up in his kart that was the same color as him.
"I don't mean to hamper this great day but don't you feel like these stories are always being tampered with?" Yoshi commented while going around the bay with the tunnel in the rock formation.
Dr. Hoshi murmured as he rubbed his chin, nodding his purple colored raptor head as he swifted around the bend. "Well what do you have in mind?"
Yoshi watched several crabs scuttle out of the way as he placed both of his dinosaur hands back on the steering wheel as he felt the sea breeze come through him. "I mean the fact that we're talking right now."
"Maybe you're just getting paranoid." Dr. Hoshi insisted as they jumped over the yellow and red ramp.
"Am I really, though?" Yoshi said as he licked his lips to get a taste of that salt in the seaside air.
Dr. Hoshi was unsure on how to answer Yoshi as the two Yoshi Kart racers kept on driving around the beach, with this being the only part of the chapter that actually involved racing, depressingly funny as it is.
The small, wooden house with the green roof, surrounded by the grassy hedges on the ground and the tall-standing trees in the heart of the Mushroom Kingdom, is the house of Mario and Luigi. The Mario Brothers are both in the garage, working on the vehicle they're entering in the brand new grand prix, the Yoshi Kart grand prix.
"All righty! We're-a almost finished with the Red Fire!" Mario smiled as he wiped the top of the red fire's hood, "Boy, it's been a while after the last Mario Kart grand prix."
Luigi nodded in agreement. "Yeah! And I got something special for this baby." He took out a small, orange bolt, and attached it to the exhaust pipe of the kart. "Ta-da!"
Mario applauded, and he hopped into the driver's seat. He started up the engine as Luigi hopped onto the back and held to the railings. The Red Fire stuttered, and it started to move, and the Mario brothers cheered as they drove off to Dinosaur Land, to compete in the Yoshi Kart grand prix.
Meanwhile elsewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom at Princess Peach's Castle, Princess Peach Toadstool herself and Princess Zelda are tuning up Peach's coach vehicle, the Bloom Coach. Peach spoke earlier with Toadsworth, and convinced him to take a vacation. It worked, and Peach managed to get herself into the race with her old caretaker off her back.
"Okay, Zellie, let's see what we should add," Peach said as she added a tire into one of the Bloom Coach's empty wheel spots.
Zelda nodded. Using magic, she added a special coating of Din over the railings, and her eyes sparkled as the railings shined brightly. "All right! The railings are looking good!"
Peach smiled. "Thanks, Zelda!" She hopped into the driver's seat and started up the engine, holding onto the steering wheel as the Bloom Coach started bumping up and down. It was then that the exhaust pipe made a flatulent-like noise. Peach turned around, and couldn't help but giggle as she looked at a disgusted Zelda, who was covered in exhaust gas.
"Ugh. I'm gonna need a quick shower. I'll be right back," Zelda said as she started heading towards the ladies' shower room, before tripping on the mat and falling on her back.
Peach proceeded to burst into laughter, before she accidentally wet herself. Blushing slightly with embarrassment, Peach got out of the Bloom Coach and tiptoed to the staircase, heading up to her room. The Toad guards watching her covered their mouths, trying to hold in their laughter.
"She peed herself, what a joke." 1 of the guard Toads said.
"Oh if you think peeing is funny, wait til you see the other stuff she does!" The other Toad guard joked.
"Hi-ho, what's going on?" Toadsworth demanded as he slammed his cane on the staircase, having just gotten back from watching a race on the television set.