Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Aaaaand here we go. A proper fix up as the first actual part of this race will be underway. Note the change in title, HINT HINT. And no, the points used for this fanfic as far as the grand prix's results go have already been null and void, so don't worry about a thing if I don't mention the results. Because remember, as long as you can manage to make up what you didn't do with something even better and more entertaining, than who cares about a couple measly points? The real action is from the racing, anyway.
"It's time to begin this race," Master Hand said, as he took out a card and read loud, "The rules are simple. The winner will be determined by the number of points they obtain. In each stage, the first place winner will get fifty points, 2nd gets 49 points, 3rd gets 48 points, and so forth. Each stage will have their own way of stopping you from winning. If you're car is destroyed or for some reason you cannot race anymore, you are officially eliminated. In between each stage there will be three Chance Times (From Mario Party). This will help any last place people catch up in points. If you are caught cheating, you will be disqualified. Those are the rules."
"You're not even going to do the results." Peppy predicted, smirking.
Master Hand groaned as he slammed himself at the wall, trying to do a facepalm. "Look, just because I'm running dry on money doesn't mean you get to have a laugh on it!"
"Whatever. Let's just get this race over with," Waluigi insisted as he smirked, positioning himself in his purple-colored kart.
"Well, I'm ready to race," Yoshi stated as he started his engine. He spotted Pichu eating cheesecake. "Why are you eating cheesecake yet again?" Yoshi asked, his right eye twitching.
Pichu, with a cheesy grin, replied, "Cause I'm hungry."
Yoshi only facepalmed as he sighed and got into his green Turbo Yoshi, shaking his head and muttering under his breath.
Master Hand floated to the announcer's box and pushed a button. The audience's seats were floating as Master Hand said, "Now we shall begin this race. The course will be Sauropod Forest. GET READY!"
"Woohoo! My home town!" Bronto cheered.
Suddenly, for no reason at all, because I like pulling loop holes out of my ass, new racers - Mumbo Jumbo, Bottles, Kirby, Tails and Cream (plus Cheese) appeared out of the garage, just as the race was about to begin.
"Wait! We're here for the race!" Tails and Cream shouted to Master Hand, as the mammals got back in their X-Tornado car.
"I'm here for the money!" Kirby cried with joy, as he sat in his TAC.
"Me Mumbo. Me best shaman in game," Mumbo said in his Skull car. Bottles appeared in a red-and-black car with Bottles's head on the front.
"First off, you are the only shaman in the game. Second, this is a race," Bottles told his partner.
Master Hand turned to them and said, "You're just in time for the race. Now let's begin." Master Hand floated near the racers. "Ready...set...GO!" He yelled, as all of the racers except Yoshi dashed through the starting line. Master Hand and the audience followed the other racers, while Yoshi went backwards.
"PICHU! What the hell did you do?" Yoshi yelled at his cheesecake-eating friend.
Pichu replied, "Well, I was eating cheesecake, when I accidentally set this car to reverse."
Yoshi slapped his forehead and checked his Turbo Yoshi's motor.
Master Hand was floating above Peppy Ankylosaurus, Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose, Birdo, Princess Peach and Princess Zelda, and May/Misty. "All right, everyone. The race has begun. Everyone except Yoshi has passed through the starting line. Now let's check out first place," Master Hand said, as he floated to first place.
Boshi and Bronto were face-to-face while the Roadrunner was in first place, followed by Trevelyan.
"And it's...THE ROADRUNNER!" Master Hand shouted loudly. Everyone sweatdropped as the Master Hand exclaimed in disbelief, "I don't believe this! This fool is just running and he's beating everyone else."
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Wile E. Coyote speeds towards Trevelyan.
"Oh wait, it's Wile E. Coyote. Maybe he'll figure this out," Master Hand announces, watching what will take place.
We are zoomed back at the starting line, where Yoshi is STILL fixing his engine and Pichu's eating his cheesecake.
"Damn it, Pichu. First you snuck to my house, and then you ruin my car? You better pray your cheesecake loving ass that I come out first for this," Yoshi said, as oil hit his face.
Pichu couldn't help it but laugh as the oil-covered Yoshi checked the wheels.
Meanwhile in the race, May and Misty are behind James Bond.
"Do you have anything to use, Misty?" May asked.
Misty shook her head and said, "Nope."
Suddenly, Max appeared out of the backseat and said, "I have something useful!"
Both girls screamed and shouted, "AHHH! MAX!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Max chuckled and said, "Well, I still know about you guys, and I have never raced before, so what the hey."
Suddenly, green Koopa shells hit the girls and Max.
"GAH! Who threw that?" May cried, grabbing the steering.
Suddenly, Conker passed by and laughed at the girls. "Suckers!"
"Grrr...that squirrel's gonna pay!" Misty growled, shaking her fist.
Wile E. Coyote came close to Roadrunner. "So, still a pro at running, and being a pain STILL, eh?" Wile E. Coyote said to the Roadrunner.
Roadrunner looked at Wile E., and then he ran faster.
Wile E. Coyote coughed due to the dust left by Roadrunner, and mumbled, "That stupid bird is gonna regret doing that."
Trevelyan passed the coyote and he saw a drawbridge nearby. "Feh, I'll take this route," He muttered to himself, as he turned around and entered the drawbridge. "Hmm, what does this do?" He wondered, as he rang the bell, which caused the drawbridge to rise and the other road to crumble.
"Well, the main road is crushed, and the bridge is rising," Master Hand announced. "The Star Fox team better hurry if they want to make it."
"We can't even fit in there," Fox McCloud stated, scratching his head.
Falco Lombardi got in his arwing and said, "Just use the arwings."
Fox jumped in his arwing and replied, "Great idea."
The arwings flew inside as the other racers that didn't fly had to use their cars as boats.
"Good thing our car is part-boat," Misty said to May and Max, as she pressed the button and the car turned into a boat.
"The others better catch up if they want to pass this bridge," Master Hand renounced, as Banjo the Honeybear and Kazooie the Breegull got closer.
"BANJO, THE BRIDGE!" Kazooie cried.
Banjo rubbed his chin, and he then stated, "We'll have to go flight mode."
Kazooie spotted a button and pressed it. "Hmmm...I wonder what this button does," Kazooie said after pressing it.
Back at the starting line, Yoshi was laying on the ground, exhausted. Pichu did nothing but eat his cheesecake when the car started making noise.
"Ugh...what the hell happened?" Yoshi asked, rubbing his head.
Pichu pulled Yoshi back in and replied, "I dunno."
Suddenly, the car dashed out of the stadium at full speed and Yoshi/Pichu were hanging on tightly.
"GAH! This is nuts!" Yoshi shouted. Pichu shrieked, "GAH! If this keeps up, I won't be left! Neither will my cheesecake!"
Back on the road, everyone passed the drawbridge and they were inside the main interior of the Saurpod Forest racecourse - the forest itself.
Peppy threw a Koopa shell at Heppy, but it missed and it hit Sonic/Amy instead.
"Oh Sonic! Whatever shall we do?" Amy said as she hugged Sonic.
"That just hit me. Why am I in a car when I can just run?" Sonic said, as he pushed aside the car and started running as Amy held tightly to Sonic.
"Hey!' Heppy shouts angrily in disbelief, "That's cheating!"
"I don't think those are in the rules," Peppy added, passing by Heppy.
"Looks like Sonic found a new approach," Master Hand announced, as he floated towards James Bond.
Trevelyan hopped on the top of James Bond's tank and sat there. James Bond is coming behind the Star Fox. Trevelyan is sitting on his tank.
"I hear somebody on my door," James said.
"It's me, James," Trevelyan replied.
James gasps. "Alec?" He askes, looking at the top of the tank.
Trevelyan jumps to the gun part of the tank, grabs his AR33, and says, "That's right. I'm gonna stay with you until we get ahead."
"Oh no you're not." James Bond retorts, as he raises the gun part of the tank and sends Trevelyan into the sky.
Trevelyan chuckles and says, "My plan worked like a charm. Now if I can just reach the wing..." But suddenly, he bumps into the windshield of the Flying Krock, since it was in front of the Star Fox.
"Whoa! Who are you?" King K. Rool asked.
Baron shook his head and said, "Maybe you should ask questions when he's CONSCIOUS."
"Good idea," King K. Rool replied as he took Trevelyan inside the Flying Krock.
Tyrannoyoshi Rex was still at the drawbridge, waiting for it to come down. "Come down, damn it," Tyrannoyoshi Rex mumbled to himself.
Suddenly, Yoshi and Pichu sped towards the drawbridge and they ended up in the water.
"Hey! Who left a puddle of oil here?" Yoshi yelled, as the car started sinking slowly in the water.
"GAH! The water is running my cheesecake!" Pichu squealed.
Suddenly, the feared Tyrannoyoshi Rex tossed Yoshi and Pichu in the air as the gigantic dinosaur busted the drawbridge with his brute strength.
"Hahahaha! I don't need a stupid drawbridge after all," Tyrannoyoshi Rex chuckled evilly to himself, as Yoshi and Pichu fell into the castle.
"Well, at least we are back on the road," Yoshi said.
Pichu resumed eating his cheesecake.
Yoshi gave Pichu an angry look and said, "You could at least be useful for once and use your electric attacks to boost ourselves further!" Pichu looked at Yoshi and thunderbolted the car, which caused it to zoom out of the castle and ended up behind May and Misty.
"Hey, is that Yoshi and Pichu?" May asked.
Misty looked behind and said, "It's them all right. I can recognize Yoshi's big nose," Misty said.
Yoshi gave Misty an angry look.
Misty sweatdropped. "Sorry," She apologized, chuckling nervously and rubbing the back of her head.
Back in the Flying Krock, Trevelyan wakes up and points his guns at the Kremlings. Trevelyan says to them, "Who or what are you?"
Kaptain points his own gun to Trevelyan and replies, "I be Kaptain K. Rool. This o'er here is King K. Rool and o'er here is Baron K. Roolenstein."
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance," Baron said to Trevelyan, bowing.
Trevelyan looks angrily at Baron and says, while pointing his AR33, "Not for me. Prepare to die."
King K. Rool stepped up and said, "Wait, wait. Is that any way to treat work associates?"
Trevelyan's eyes perked up and he asked, "What are you talking about?"
Kaptain shook his head and said, "C'mon now. We all be bosses from Rareware games."
Trevelyan looked strangely at Kaptain K. Rool and said, "I don't remember you."
Baron K. Roolenstein told Trevelyan, "That's because you were created in a later, but popular, game."
"Yeah, I mean who doesn't know you!" King K. Rool pointed out.
Meanwhile at the Star Fox, Fox McCloud and his crew were back inside the Star Fox and were right behind the Flying Krock.
"Prepare to fire!" Fox shouted to his crew.
The Star Fox started firing lasers at the Flying Krock, which caused it to lose a few cannons.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" Kaptain yelled to a Kremling as the ship rolled back and forth.
"WE'VE BEEN SHOT, CAPTAIN! THE STAR FOX HAS OPENED FIRE!" The Kremling yelled to the pirate crocodile.
"ARE WE GOING TO DIE!" King K. Rool shouted.
The Kremling pointed out, "FORTUNATELY, NO! NOT UNLESS WE MANAGE TO POWER UP THE MAIN ENGINES AND STOP THEIR FIRE POWER!"
The Star Fox fired a few more missiles at the Flying Krock.
"We are doomed," King K. Rool said, as the engine of the Flying Krock started to die down.
"I CAN STOP THEIR FIRE POWER! ALL I NEED IS TO GET ABOARD!" Trevelyan shouted, as he started walking down the main corridor until...
"WAIT, TREVELYAN!"
"WHAT!" Trevelyan shouted back as the three Kremling bosses ran to him.
"I SUGGEST A TEMPORARY ALLIANCE!" Baron told Trevelyan. Trevelyan made a face and replied, "WHY!"
King K. Rool shouted to Trevelyan, "RIGHT NOW, WE BOTH HATE STAR FOX AND WISH TO BRING HIM DOWN!"
Kaptain stepped up and shouted to Trevelyan, "MY GUN HAS TELEPORTATION ABILITIES! I CAN BEAM OURSELVES OVER THERE!"
"IN THAT CASE, I APPROVE!" Trevelyan shouted back, as the Kremlings and the man teleported inside the Star Fox.
Yoshi/Pichu and May/Misty were steadily behind Oscar the Grouch.
"All right, gang, all we need to do for now is to pass this retarded muppet, and we'll get ahead" Yoshi said with confidence, grinning as he fired a green Yoshi egg at Oscar.
Oscar turned around and shouts, "FILTH!" He then threw filth at Yoshi/Pichu and May/Misty.
"Ewwww!" May and Misty yelled.
"GAH! He's ruining my cheesecake!" Pichu yelled, as he electrocuted Oscar the Grouch with his thunderbolt.
Unfortunately, the thunderbolt caused Oscar's car to zoom ahead and ended up between Bottles and Mumbo.
"Great, it couldn't get worse," Yoshi mumbled.
Boshi and Bronto were having a war of their own. "I'm stronger than you," Boshi said to Bronto, ramming into him.
"I'm stronger than you," Bronto sneered, ramming back into Boshi.
Both of the two different, blue dinosaurs started pushing each other on the road as they passed Baby Mario and Baby Luigi.
"Where the hell did they come from?" Baby Mario asked, noticing Boshi and Bronto are approaching. Baby Luigi shrugged and said, "I don't know." He throws a mushroom into the engine tank and the wagon zooms off.
Boshi and Bronto continued pushing each other when they passed Pipsy the Mouse and Drumstick the Rooster.
"I'm stronger," Boshi said as he pushed Bronto harder.
Bronto pushed back harder and said, "I'm stronger."
Boshi growls and rams back. "Well, I'm stronger."
Bronto snarls and rams back. "No, I'm stronger."
Boshi growls and rams back. "I'm strongerer."
Bronto snarls and rams back. "I'm strongererer."
Boshi growls and rams back. "I'm strongerererest."
"Yeah, well fuck you." Bronto remarked as he then takes out a small stick and threw it in the engine of Boshi's car. The stick caused the engine to explode, and Boshi ended up behind as the other racers passed him. However, Boshi took out a star and put it in his engine. A few seconds later, the engine recovers and Boshi's car zooms passed other racers. Eventually, Boshi is face-to-face with Bronto.
"I'm...stronger..." Boshi said, as he used his vicious claws to cause Bronto's car to explode.
"AHHHOOHOOHOOHOOOIIIIEE!" Bronto screamed, as he went way up in the air, and pummeled back down on Master Hand.
"Oof! Now that was uncalled for!" Master Hand shouted.
The audience's seats stopped floating as Master Hand got out of the hole and put the unconscious Bronto to the side.
Goofy appeared with an angry look and yelled, "Grrr! That's my phrase!" He then disappeared.
"Well, this race is getting crazier and crazier by the minute," Master Hand said, as he regained his floating and the audience's seats started moving again. "Folks, now that we have completed the first area of Sauropod Forest, we will now proceed to the next area. Hang on!" Master Hand told them, as he and the audience zoomed up to first place, where the Roadrunner was still in the lead.
A couple of minutes of solid racing action later...
"...And with that, they're off!" Master Hand proclaimed as the audience cheered, the racers heading through the huge, thick tropical forest, "All of the racers are making their way through the fabled Sauropod Forest. Rumors have it that there is a large meadow filled with all sorts of sauropods. Even more so, There's rumors that somewhere inside is the sight of the Forest Of Illusions! Oh, how will our racers manage to cope! Find out!"
Waluigi transformed his purple-colored kart into a motorcycle as he took off, passing by Link and Samus as he approached Toadette. Toadette looked behind her, gasping as she tried getting Waluigi off of her trail. She turned left, heading into the jungle foliage as Waluigi followed her, performing a wheelie as he gained on her tail. Toadette gasped as she swerved to the right, with Waluigi firing a green Koopa shell at her. Toadette screamed as her pinkish kart bobbed over, with Waluigi passing her by ease. Growling, Toadette slammed her foot on the pedal as she trailed Waluigi. Waluigi looked behind him, grinning as he held up a Bo-Bomb. Toadette gasped, turning to the right as she crashed into several bushes. Waluigi chuckled as he tossed the Bo-Bomb forward, a fiery explosion occurring. He laughed as he took off, turning around the right bend as he rose up on the platform. He looked behind him, to see no one there. He smiled as he turned forward, only to crash right through a maple tree, the motorcycle tumbling down in mid air as it landed back on the dirt-paved path, with Waluigi landing right into the seat.
"Waa haa! Now THAT'S what I call a wild ride!" Waluigi exclaimed with satisfaction as he turned around the left, sliding towards the right as he headed upward the grassy hill, the tropical foliage helping set the mood perfectly.
Toadette was going as fast as she could, turning to the right as she landed back in the middle of the action. Pikachu, who was away from Marth and Roy, was zipping in a yellow kart, using his electricity to boost up. Toadette caught wind as she rammed her kart into Pikachu, causing the momentum of Pikachu's kart to die down a bit. Pikachu growled as he zapped Toadette, turning around the right bend, which went into a swirl as the racers followed the twisted path. Toadette held in her lunch as she followed closely to Pikachu, jumping over a set of motion sensored bombs hidden deep within the path, which all exploded on the past racers. However, Captain Falcon blasted right through in his famed Blue Falcon machine, pushing Toadette off with ease as Toadette fell into the jungle foliage, causing a random Lakitu to rescue her.
Pikachu laughed as he Thunderbolted his own kart, causing it to go faster than ever imagined as he zipped right past the Great Fox and the Flying Kroc, turning to the left as he headed downward, passing by several young Apatosauruses that were munching on the surrounding leaves. Pikachu headed up and down a loop hole, winding back up on the main path as he rejoined Marth and Roy, who took out a few racers with ease.
Captain Falcon continued on the main path, turning to the right as he headed up a ramp, the Blue Falcon spinning as it performed a stunt, landing roughly on the path. Several stone pillars popped up, but the Blue Falcon easily swerved around it, with not a scratch on it. However, a bomb landed on it, causing the vehicle to spin around and crash right through a spear pillar, sending several rocks towards the incoming racers from behind. Captain Falcon growled as he regained control, turning to the right and speeding off, determined to win. Toad emerged from the wreck that the pillars caused, using his Golden Mushroom to boost. He rushed past the Blue Falcon, sticking out his tongue at Captain Falcon. Captain Falcon growled as he aimed his sights on Toad. Stepping on the gas, the Blue Falcon bumped into Toad's kart, causing it to spin around due to the sheer size difference. Toad regained control, swerving to the left as he slipped behind several yellow banana peels. The Blue Falcon hovered over the banana peels, landing on the path as it appeared to the left of Toad, ramming into the young humanoid mushroom boy. Toad yelped as he was nearly pushed off the path, nothing below but jungle foliage, bushes, and several thorny vines. The sun shone brightly on the entire Sauropod Forest as Captain Falcon attempted to push Toad off the path once more, but was distracted by an incoming Bullet Bill, which knocked him into the air. The Bullet Bill disappeared, revealing Daisy wearing her orange biker outfit, riding a Mach Bike.
Toad gasped as he tried to contain himself, slightly blushing as Daisy tried her best to seduce him. Toadette came blasting nearby using triple mushrooms, seeing Daisy wheelie right in front of Toad. Growling, Toadette grabbed a red shell and fired at Daisy, taking her out as she bumped into Toad, winking at him. Toad sighed of relief as he managed to regain control, taking off with Toadette. However, Daisy would not stand for it, standing up as she grunted, releasing a loud, powerful fart that caused the Mach Bike to blast off, as Daisy held on tightly to the maneuvers as her butt served as an extra engine. Toad and Toadette gasped as Daisy caused them to spin around, later crushed by the weight of the Blue Falcon, which came back. Captain Falcon smirked as he taunted the crushed humanoid mushrooms, blasting right off as he turned to the right, following Daisy upward. Toad and Toadette moaned as they popped back into form, being passed by Shadow The Hedgehog, who was on his own motorcycle, using his Chaos Control to warp in between racers.
Waluigi turned around the right bend, heading through the jungle foliage as he entered an underground cavern, which was right beneath the main path. As Waluigi ventured deeper and deeper, he turned to the right, snatching the beautiful bright jewels that were on the interior walls as he turned to the right, looking at the wonderous underground lake in awe as he blasted off, heading uphill as he ran over a zipper, gaining an extra boost of speed as he used a wheelie to combo the boost. He exploded right out of the cavern, landing on several plants as he headed on an uncharted path, turning to the right as he was nearby the main path. Shadow then popped up right next to Waluigi with Chaos Control power, ramming into Waluigi as he tried to convince Waluigi that he had the better motorcycle. Waluigi rolled his eyes as he punched Shadow away, wheeling his way through as he turned to the left. Suddenly, Waluigi's motorcycle exploded as Waluigi went flying in the clear blue sky, landing in a pit of several thorny vines, which caused Waluigi to emerge out and run literally on top, the thorns all over his skinny limp body. Shadow laughed as he swerved around the pit, taking out a blue Chaos Emerald and aiming it at Waluigi as he fired, electrocuting Waluigi. Waluigi groaned as he fell into the thorny vines again, this time unable to get out. His job done, Shadow used Chaos Control to pop back on the main path, being ahead of Princess Daisy and Captain Falcon.
"Oh my heavens! It seems that Shadow The Hedgehog knocked out Waluigi with ease! And now, he teleported right in front of Princess Daisy and Captain Falcon, who both seem to be fighting each other for the spot!" Master Hand announced as he observed the scene further, "Although… it appears that Daisy is using her powerful farting to allow her bike to go further… how incredibly odd…"
Not too far on the forest race track, the infamous Team Rocket trio, consisting of Jessie, James, and Meowth, were trailing behind Bowser, who was taking out the Yoshi Kart racers and the Diddy Kong Racers with his gigantic Bowser Shells. The trio looked at each other as they chuckled, rubbing their hands greedily.
"This should be a piece of cake," Meowth stated as he snapped his fingers together, "We'll overhaul this fatass, and then take the lead!"
"And rake in the victory for ourselves! Ohohoho!" James laughed as he had control of the wheel.
Jessie smirked as she pulled out a rocket launcher, aiming at Bowser. "Well, let's not waste anymore time." She took careful aim as the two racers turned around the right bend, heading downward literally through the tall standing pine trees as Bowser boosted away with speed. Jessie fired, several rockets spiraling out.
Bowser glanced behind him, seeing the rockets incoming. He blew red hot flames at them, destroying most of them, although one missile managed to escape, bursting right on the engine, which sent Bowser crashing into the top of an oak tree, causing it to collapse on the path, which in turn caused the road to be twisted up beyond belief. Several of the racers on the path screamed in shock as they were blasted right off, with Team Rocket taking lead as they past Bowser, who was quick to repair his large, burly green-and-orange kart.
"Well, that sure helped us well," Jessie commented as she smiled, taking a seat in the front as she pulled out some tea, sipping it as she sighed, "Ahh… I can already taste victory…"
James looked at the map as he turned to the left, swerving around the left bend as he turned right. "We seem to be heading towards the front of the pack. We'll be making great progress by then!" He proclaimed as he rammed James Bond off of the track, watching the spy crash through several bushes.
Meowth laughed with dignity and triumph as he placed both of his paws on his hips, pointing forward at the incoming racers, "Come on! Let's tear some of them up, and good!"
Jessie and James nodded in agreement as James swerved to the middle, going over a booster, which sent the rocket-shaped car blasting off like a rocket, leaving several of the racers in the dust.
"Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again, but this time for good purposes," Master Hand pinpointed the obvious as he watched the action from the skies, "Let's see if anyone else can catch up to them."
Toad and Toadette were both swerving with each other, trying to see who could pass who first. Toadette winked as she grabbed a hook, placing it to the front of her kart as she fired it at a nearby branch, swinging right off of the path. Toad gasped as he dropped his jaw in disbelief, slipping on some oil, which caused him to swerve off of the road and into the forest foliage. Toad screamed as he covered his eyes, his kart surprisingly handling the pressure well as he tumbled deeper and deeper. Several gracing sauropods within the area bellowed as they were forced to move out of the way, Toad going through a feeding area as the kart headed uphill again, before soaring in the air, landing on another platform with a thud. Toad gasped as he held his chest, sighing as he wiped his forehead, looking at his map to ponder how he would get back. Toad turned to the left, roughly touching the plants that inhabited the forest as he gritted his teeth, wondering how he would get back. Suddenly, several coconuts fell from the trees, landing on Toad's kart, causing him to spin around and crash into a pine tree. Toad moaned as he felt dizzy, shaking his head as he regained control, swerving around th tree and continuing on. However, a strange purple aura appeared just above Toad, causing him to look up. Out of it came Waluigi, who managed to surprisingly recover as he landed on Toad, squishing him as he took off on his motorcycle, which he turned back into a normal kart. Toad moaned in pain as he popped back into shape a few moments later, swirlie eyes present on his face as he was greatly dazed. Waluigi laughed as he dropped several banana peels on the road, turning to the left as he went right under the main road. Toad growled as he grabbed a hook, attatching it to the engine of his kart as he tossed it afar, just missing Waluigi as he went off course, into the forest deeper as he bumped into several more sauropods. Toad screamed as he tried to regain control of his kart, but had no luck as he continued, entering a strange rainbowish vortex, which swallowed him up.
Reassured that Toad was gone, Waluigi headed up the path, turning to the right and going through a loop as he landed back on the road. However, he was smashed into the air by the fast speed of the Blue Falcon, of which Captain Falcon was desperate of trying to get Daisy off the road. Daisy taunted Captain Falcon as she stuck her tongue out, briefly jumping off of her Mach Bike and landing on the front window of the Blue Falcon, unleashing a loud and powerful fart that caused the Blue Falcon to spin out of control. Captain Falcon jumped out of the driver's seat, attempting a Falcon Punch, but Daisy smashed her butt into the captain's face, causing him to fall right back into the Blue Falcon as the vehicle spun off the path. Daisy giggled as she turned to the right, doing a wheelie as she gained more momentium. She quickly looked behind her, getting knocked up by a red shell. Toadette passed by her, waving as she turned to the right, swerving to the left as she went over a zipper, swerving to the right as she went over another zipper, and finally swerving to the middle as she went through a third zipper. Daisy growled angrily, and tried wheeling her way back up, when a Lightning bolt shrunk her and everyone on the course.
Waluigi, who had the Star power up, laughed as he went right through Daisy, plowing through her like a pile of dead leaves. Waluigi then grabbed a Chain Chomp, unleashing the beast as it gobbled up several small dinosaurs, birds, and insects on the path, jumping off the path to the right as it knocked down a pine tree, which fell on the course. Waluigi drove right through the hard bark, while Toadette jumped over it. Daisy got her act back together, using another burst of her farting to help get the Mach Bike running. Just behind her popped up Shadow, who rammed Daisy to the side as he continued using chaos control to head towards the front. Daisy growled as she wheelied as much as she could, unable to catch up. She sighed as she grabbed a Star power up, becoming invincible as she ran right through the zippers, swerving to the right as she gave Shadow the middle finger, winking as she swerved right in front of him, blasting the black hedgehog back with a loud, deadly fart. Shadow groaned in disgust as he tumbled, landing flat on his face as his motorcycle exploded. Daisy laughed as she jumped over one of the incoming branches, going high into the sky as she performed several stunts, landing roughly back on the road as she turned to the left, passing by Waluigi, who warped to another position. Toadette gasped as Daisy was directly behind her, not knowing what to do as several more branches came crashing down on the path.
Shadow managed to successfully redeem himself as he blasted right through the track, sending both Daisy and Toadette into the air as he went through the incoming loops with ease. Ahead of him were Pikachu, Marth, and Roy, of which the two swordsmen were trying to deal damage using their swordsmanship while Pikachu drove the large car. Sonic The Hedgehog and Amy Rose, who were in a blue car shaped like Sonic's head, continued to dodge the attack. Shadow smirked as he turned to the left, heading off the path as another loop awaited him, going through it with ease. Daisy and Toadette both landed back on the path, ramming into each other several times as they clashed to get a main piece of the road. However, they were bowled over by a giant Bowser Shell, coming from Bowser who was roaring back on the track.
Up ahead was Bowser Junior, who now had to cope with Waluigi. Bowser Jr. snapped at Waluigi as he tossed several bombs at him, but the tall lanky man swerved several times, avoiding them with ease as Waluigi rammed into Bowser Jr.'s yellow kart. Hanging on, Bowser Jr. grabbed Waluigi by the collar and punched him out of his purple kart, taking off as he turned to the left, swerving to the middle and going over a zipper.
"And the race is heating up!" Master Hand announced boldly as the audience cheered very loudly. "Seems things have gotten a little bit more fruity for the racers! Let's see if they can handle the marching sauropods of their woody homeland!"
Mr. Krabs suddenly appeared right on the spot, hoarding a blue-colored barrel filled with green dollar bills. "Heating up? You mean, they're doing well?" His eyes turned into dollar signs as his mouth started watering.
Master Hand laughed as he patted Mr. Krabs on the back. "Why, of course, Mr. Krabs! The race is going spectacular!"
Mr. Krabs cheered as he jumped in the air, kicking his two scuttling feet together as his pincers pinched. "Great! Now I don't have to worry about losing money." Landing back on his feet, Mr. Krabs turned around, calling for Squidward to appear. "Mr. Squidward, bring your tentacles over here at once!"
Squidward sighed as he appeared right on the spot, still wearing the Krusty Krew hat. "What is it now, Mr. Krabs?" Squidward asked as he narrowed his eyes at Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs chuckled as he rubbed his claws together with glee, telling Squidward as he chuckled greedily, "Oh, just be sure that Spongebob got the orders for more of 'em patties. We've got a long race to cover!" He laughed heartily, with Master Hand joining in as Squidward grumbled to himself, heading back into the kitchen.
Several sauropods in the deep forest munching down on the plants lifted their tall, long necks as they watched the racers zooming about in their habitat. They shrugged it off as they resumed their natural feeding.
Waluigi rides on his motorcycle, laughing as he rams Toad off of the dirt paved path. Toad grabs a green shell and fires back at Waluigi. Right nearby are Pikachu/Marth/Roy, who are coming right behind Sonic The Hedgehog and Amy Rose.
"The blue hedgehog is right in front of us!" Marth proclaimed as he tossed behind several bumpers.
"Give 'em a thunderbolt, Pikachu!" Roy cried out, pointing at the two humanoid hedgehogs as he steered his group's vehicle.
Pikachu shook his head and yelled, his red cheeks sparkling with electricity, "HERE WE GO! PI...KA...CHUU!" He fired a bright yellow Thunderbolt at Sonic and Amy.
"Amy, quick, block it!" Sonic cried, swerving the car to the right.
Amy took out her Pico Pico Hammer and swinged the thunderbolt away, causing it to hit Pikachu/Marth/Roy. The two hedgehogs watched as the Thunderbolt caused an explosion that sent the yellow electrical mouse Pokemon and the two Fire Emblem swordsmen crashing into a nearby pine tree.
"Good job, Amy!" Sonic cheered as he gave her a thumbs up.
Amy blushed and replied cutely, "Tee hee! Thanks, Sonic!"
As Sonic and Amy speed towards 23rd place, Knuckles The Echidna and Rouge The Bat came across the injured group of Pikachu/Marth/Roy.
"What happened to them?" Knuckles asked, scratching his head with confusion.
Rouge shrugged and said, "I don't know. Let's just get back into the race."
Knuckles nodded, and the two mammals speed towards Sonic/Amy.
"Next time...get an insurance agent," Marth said while in pain.
"Get off of me," Pikachu muffled, being literally squashed under the two swordsmen.
Roy tried to get up, but couldn't. "Damn it...I think I broke my leg," he groaned.
Passing by the injured characters, Waluigi grabbed a Bo-Bomb, chucking it at Knuckles. Knuckles attempted to punch it away, but the Bo-Bomb exploded, causing them to be hurled into the air. Waluigi then was pushed aside as Toad boosted away using his mushrooms. Gnitting his teeth, Waluigi took out his long sexy whip and chucked it at the back of Toad's blue kart, holding on as his motorcycle was dragged along. Knuckles and Rouge both moaned in pain as they crashed back down, with Pikachu in a light, yellow-colored kart zipping by, using his electricity.
"Good thing I'm not bounded to be strictly stuck to the kart!" Pikachu exclaimed as he chuckled, heading right past Waluigi as he was coming towards Toad.
Toad looked behind him, and gasped. He grabbed a green shell, chucking it behind him. Pikachu jumped over the green shell, getting closer to Toad's kart, when he was rammed by Waluigi's motorcycle, which turned back into a normal purple kart. Pikachu growled as he zapped Waluigi, who replied with a kick to the face. Watching the two fight each other, Toad shrugged as he poked Waluigi's whip off of the back of his kart, taking off without notice. He brushed across the jungle foliage as he could barely see anything in front, but next thing he knew, Knuckles and Rouge suddenly popped right in front of him. The young humanoid mushroom boy shouted in dismay as Knuckles punched him off the path towards the right, the two mammals swerving to the left as they went over a speed boost.
A nearby Lakitu recording the race watched as Waluigi trailed Knuckles and Rouge, while another Lakitu went to rescue Toad, who had several flies swarming over him and his damaged blue colored kart.
Sonic continued blasting off at the speed of sound as his feet made contact with the forest floor, his vehicle leaving behind a trail of flames and dust as he sped alongside the jungle foliage. Amy watched as several sauropods glanced at them, bellowing hello. Amy giggled as she waved to them, with Sonic swerving left and right as several mines tumbled towards them. Making a sharp turn around the right bank, Sonic cheered as he and Amy went twirling along a set of loops.
"This is more fun than chasing Eggbut!" Amy complimented as she flailed her arms in the air, cheering as she stuck close to Sonic.
Sonic chuckled as he patted Amy on the head, making the car jump over the wide gap as he jumped up into the air, doing several stunts as he smoothly landed back in the dirver's seat, slamming his foot on the pedal as the car took off, swerving around the right bank as the road headed downwards. Sonic took the plunge as the car went under several thick shrubs, soaring into the air a couple seconds later as it was over the tall, looming deciduous trees that populated the forest race course. Amy glanced behind her, seeing some racers approaching as she tossed below several bombs, watching them explode on the course as several pieces of the road went blasting off into the clear blue sky.
"Amy, you gotta watch where you're aiming those bombs!" Sonic told her as she crashed through several bushes, his face being covered in berries. He sighed as he wiped the berries off his face with a napkin he pulled out of his ass, muttering to himself, "Speaking of which, I gotta watch the road, myself."
Yoshi/Pichu and May/Misty (with Max in tow) were both steadily catching up to Kirby, determined to join the pink puffball up in front.
"Hey, is that Yoshi and Pichu behind me?" Kirby asked himself curiously, as he turned around to see the incoming racers.
Yoshi squinted as he was unsure what the pink blob was at first. He then gasped as his eyes widened. "Hey look who it is, guys! It's Kirby!" He exclaimed, pointing at the pink puffball.
The girls and Yoshi/Pichu were on one side of Kirby, with Yoshi on the left and May and Misty on the right. Kirby was comfortably smack dab in the middle, riding solely on his vehicle, TAC.
"So how's it been so far?" Yoshi asked as he placed his right elbow on the Turbo Yoshi's bar handling.
Kirby yawned as he stretched his tiny, shrubby arms. "Ehh, I been through better races, to be honest." He replied, sighing as he shook his head, glancing up at the clear blue sky, the sun shining brightly on them and the overall race course. "Hopefully, I'll be proven wrong soon."
Suddenly, as they turned left and headed around a river bank, swerving to the right and left again as they went across a snake in the road, the trio of cutesy racers came to a red, hexagon-shaped stop sign for no apparant reason.
"What's with the stop sign?" May asked, scratching her head in confusion.
Yoshi, Pichu, Max, Misty, and Kirby all looked at each other, the turned back to May and simply shrugged.
Master Hand changed the screen to where Yoshi/Pichu, May/Misty, and Kirby are, noticing that they have stopped due to the presence of the almighty stop sign.
"It looks like three racers are going to get delayed, folks," Master Hand told the audience, as the screen switched back to the Roadrunner.
Meanwhile, way far ahead of the other racers in first place, Wile E. Coyote got near the Roadrunner as they cruised under several thick shrubs, several Apatosaurus stepping over them as the two animals tried their best to not be crushed.
"This will stop you," He said, as he laid a patch of birdseed on the road.
The Roadrunner stopped and started to eat the birdseed. Wile E. Coyote smiled, but didn't noticed that a rock was in front of him. He hit the rock, and was unconscious. The Roadrunner finished his meal, and started running again.
"Well that was unexpected," Master Hand said, as if he wasn't tired of the same sentence over and over, as he turned the screen back to Yoshi/Pichu, May/Misty, and Kirby.
"Why did we stop?" Max asked as he stretched his arms in the air.
As if summoned by coincidence, a nearby Lakitu recording footage of the race flew down to the racers and answered Max bluntly, "Because the sign says beware of walking logos."
Yoshi made a rather bizarre face and commented while scratching his head, "What? Walking logos?"
Suddenly, a pair of Gamecube logos walk on the street. They see the racers, shrug, and continue walking.
"Ooooookay..." Yoshi said, as the trio restarted their engines and speed onwards back into the race.
"Now let's see how Sonic and Amy are holding up," Master Hand announced, as he switched the screen to them.
Amy's stomach was growling loudly, much to Sonic's annoyance.
"I'm hungry," Amy whined, tugging Sonic.
Sonic growled as he firmly replied, "Amy, if we stop now, we'll never win."
Amy started to cry. "But Sonniku, I'm hungryyyyy..."
Sonic sighed and saw a fastfood resturant, which happened to be McDonald's. "You want food? You got it," Sonic said, as he speed towards the McDonald's.
Master Hand turned to the audience and said, "Well, looks like Sonic and Amy are going to eat lunch."
Knuckles and Rouge saw Sonic and Amy speed towards the McDonald's. They shrugged and took 23rd place.
Meanwhile elsewhere, Team Rocket is gaining on Princess Peach and Princess Zelda, with meowth doing the driving as Jessie and James plotted their schemes with several items. Turning around the right bank, the two racers headed up hill as the path continued grinding itself, another loop following as they swerved around another right bank, shortly turning to the left as they went through the thick shrubs and bushes, narrowly missing being squashed by a feeding Apatosaurus.
"We can handle these girls with ease," James scoffed as he took the wheel from Meowth, swerving to the right, trying to past the princess duo.
Peach noticed this as she rolled her eyes, swerving to the right, blocking the path. James growled as he swerved to the left, but Peach also swerved to the left. Infuriated, James stepped on the gas, crashing right into the two princesses.
"HEY! What do you think you're doing!" Zelda exclaimed as she nearly fell off Peach's car.
James chuckled, willing to crash into the duo again. "Getting you off of the road! Now move it or else!"
Zelda dismissed the threat with a Din's fire, lighting Team Rocket on fire. Meowth quickly summoned a water barrier to protect them.
"I'm getting sick of these two stereotypes," Jessie growled as she pointed at Meowth. "Meowth, take out the weapon, and get ready to fire!" She commanded as she stood up in their vehicle.
Meowth took out a bazooka and laughed evilly, nodding his head as he took aim at Peach's car, perfectly aiming as the bazooka prepared itself. "Ha! We'll take out these chumps before you know it, Jess!"
Peach and Zelda turned around and shrieked. "Eeek! They're going to fire!" Peach and Zelda cried in unison, holding each other dearly as they started bawwing loudly. Jessie, James, and Meowth all laughed at the princesses' crying.
Behind them was Koopa and Paratroopa, who had red shells in their hands. They were willing to knock out either Peach/Zelda or Team Rocket.
"Aaaaand... FIRE!" Koopa shouted to his winged companion, pointing at the two racers in front.
Paratroopa nodded as he fired the red shells at Team Rocket, which caused them to fly out of their car.
"Look's like Team Rocket's-" But before the trio of Pokemon Theives could finish, they crashed into the Great Fox, the flying ship containing the Star Fox crew.
"What the hell just happened?" Fox asked, falling on the ground face first.
Slippy went to check, and he came back, exclaiming, "Something has broke through the Star Fox's side. We're going to have to slow down so we can fix it."
Peppy came in front and stated, "Me and Slippy will handle this. You guys focus on the race"
Falco shook his head, and Fox nodded in agreement. "Very well. Good luck."
Back in 40th-35th place, Yoshi/Pichu, May/Misty, and Kirby were behind Bumper.
"Well, what do you know," Bumper said, as the trio of racers speed ahead of the mole.
"...That's it?" Master Hand asked in disbelief, "You're just going to let them pass you?"
Bumper shrugged as he took out a bottle of Pepsi and began drinking it. "Hey, I have my fair share of wins and loses. I can handle people passing me."
Master Hand groaned as he flew off, allowing for the race to continue on.
Oscar the Grouch was pelting Conker with filth. Conker screamed and his car sped into a maple tree.
"Why me!" Conker shouted in despair as he was blown out of his car, getting his head stuck in another maple tree.
"Ha! Serves him right!" Misty shouted as she laughed at Conker's misfortune.
May frowned, not approving of Misty's rude behavoir. "That's not nice..."
Oscar the Grouch sped faster and left the trio in the dust. When the dust cleared, the trio of racers were in 37th, 36st, and 35th place.
"Well, we're in 37, 36, and 35 place all together, Pichu, but there's a chance we will pass this guy," Yoshi said, as he looked behind him. "How's it going back there?" He shouted back to the girls.
May replied loudly, "It's all good!"
Kirby then saw a familiar trashcan coming up and pinpointed, "Look! It's Oscar the Grouch!"
Oscar the Grouch turned his head and yelled, "FILTH!" He then threw dirty diapers full of shit at the racers. One of the diapers hit Misty in the face.
"Ewwwwww!" May and Max screamed as they watched Misty try to get the diaper off of her face, but with no luck.
"Lol," Pichu commented as he munched down on his cheesecake, not caring much. Yoshi couldn't help but burst into laughter, with Kirby joining in.
Misty, however, was red in the face, enraged by Oscar. Having gotten the dirty diaper off of her face, she was set to give Oscar some hell. "THAT'S IT! NO MORE HOLDING BACK! GO STARMIE!" She angrily screamed with rage, as the purple star-shaped Pokemon Starmie appeared.
"Starmie, use your Bubblebeam!" Misty commanded.
Starmie used her bubblebeam on Oscar, which caused the muppet to get all the way in first place.
"FILTH!" Oscar exclaimed as he landed in first place, laughing at Misty's stupidity as he drove off.
"MISTY, YOU IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Yoshi yelled at Misty, slamming his head on the control panel of his kart.
Misty lowered her head and she replied, "Sorry. Guess I should watch what I'm doing first."
Max rolled his eyes as he scoffed. "Yeah, literally."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Misty raged as she began choking Max, May trying not to giggle.
Back in first place, Oscar the Grouch is throwing filth at the Roadrunner.
"FILTH!" Oscar proclaimed as he laughed, completely drenching the Roadrunner in nothing but garbage as he drove off in his burly trash can.
"Beep beep!" The Roadrunner shouted. He was forced to stop to clean off the filth.
"Well, it seems that Oscar the Grouch has a new approach. Too bad it's nothing but filth," Master Hand announced, as he changed the screen to another group. "These racers are about to head into the wide open plains... filled with sauropods!" He gasped, as did the audience. "How will our heroes - I mean, racers, be able to handle this feat!"
"I know what I can do to handle this feat," Mr. Krabs interrupted as he popped up in front of the computer screen, holding a juicy, hot, delicious steaming Krabby Patty, "Come on down to the Krusty Krab, and try our delicious Krabby Patties, today!"
Master Hand sighed as he loomed over Mr. Krabs, turning him around as he shook his head. "Mr. Krabs, do you seriously have to advertise like that"
Mr. Krabs shrugged as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, tossing the Krabby patty to his left as he chuckled nervously. "Arr arr arr. I've got to find a way to make money, you know."
Master Hand sighed as he turned around, watching the race unfold further as Mr. Krabs continued counting his huge amount of green dollar bills and gold coins.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we welcome you back again to Yoshi Kart!" Master Hand announces, "Today, we got some good coverage on the Super Smash Brothers, who are having a good trek as of this moment. And this is, for those who have seemingly forgotten, taking place in the forest-bound Sauropod Forest racecourse! Let's check them out!"
The camera focuses on Peach and Zelda, who are behind Pikachu/Marth/Roy, Captain Falcon, and Mario/Luigi.
"Zelda, take the sterring wheel!" Peach says, with a vegetable on her left hand, "I'll handle the competition!"
Zelda nodded. "You got it, Peach!" The Hyrulian princess grabbed the wheel and made a right turn on the upcoming curve. Mario turned around to see Peach and Zelda gaining on them.
"Mamma mia! Looks-a like the-a princesses are catching-a up-a!" Mario exclaimed.
"Not-a for-a long!" Luigi shouted, taking out some green fireballs and hurdling them at Peach and Zelda. Zelda turned to the left and right, managing to avoid the fireballs.
"So you like some of that?" Zelda shouted, as she fired a Din's Fire spell at Mario's kart, setting the wheels on fire.
"WHOAHAHAHA!" Mario and Luigi screamed, getting out buckets of water and pouring out the fire with water as fast as they could. Unfortunately, neither Mario or Luigi were holding the steering wheel, and the plumbers started spinning around in the car, screaming.
Zelda smirked. "See ya later, plumbers!" She rammed her and Peach's car into Mario's car, and took off, right behind Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon, however, only smirked, knowing that Princess Peach and Princess Zelda were behind him. Pushing the lever down into hyper drive, Captain Falcon sped off in his vehicle, the Blue Falcon. Peach aimed carefully, and she then threw the vegetable in her hand at Captain Falcon. It had little luck.
"Damn!" Peach cursed, taking out another veggie, "Lucky that I have a handful of these." She started aiming again, this time at Pikachu/Marth/Roy.
Roy turned around. "Marth, Pikachu! Defensive action is needed!"
"Leave it to me," replies Marth, as he takes out a bomb and throws it at Peach, sending the vegetable out of her hand.
Peach screamed, getting the small flames off her glove, and she growled. "That's it! No one messes with Princess Peach Toadstool!" She grabbed a bo-bomb, placed it down in front of her, then took out a golf club, and with a mighty swing, whammed the bo-bomb into Pikachu's vehicle.
"Oh..." Roy started.
"Sweet..." Marth added.
"Jesus..." Pikachu finished.
The bo-bomb then exploded, sending the two swordsmen and the electric mouse Pokemon crashing into the pine trees on the right side.
"YES!" Peach and Zelda cheered, giving each other high fives, but not before Zelda released bubbles behind their car at Captain Falcon.
"No! NO!" Captain Falcon shouted, getting caught in the bubbles.
"Take that, Falcon!" Zelda taunted, as she and Peach cheered, going further down the path.
Mario and Luigi were still fixing up thier car, trying to get it back working up again while keeping an eye on the racers.
"Come on, Luigi!" Mario pleaded, pumping the wheel tire back up.
Luigi screamed, being splashed in his face with the oil coming out of the car engine. "GAH! This might take longer than I thought!"
Two rocky curves later in the front, towering Redwood trees rise high on either side of the Yoshi Kart racers, and they hurtle forward inside of a twisty, narrow path. Bronto the Brontosaurus, now gripping three red missiles, seizes the perfect opportunity and throws them into the narrow spaces of the trees, causing them to fly off wildly all over the trees, increasing in speed. Bronto barely makes it through the tree-covered pathway and makes it back onto the open road.
"The ones ahead of me will have a nasty surprise..." The blue Brontosaurus chuckled, as he zooms forward, approaching Shelia the Stegosaurus and Zirdo the Birdosaurus.
"Huh?" Zirdo exclaims, turnding around to see Bronto coming towards her, "Oh no you don't!"
Zirdo attempts to block Bronto, but the heaviest member of the Yoshi Kart crew and the lightest member of the Yoshi Kart crew collide. Unfortunately, Zirdo can't muster the strenght and weight of Bronto, and the blue Brontosaurus slamming the poor green Birdosaurus into the trees.
"Oww!" Zirdo squealed in pain, "That hurt!"
"Sorry, but you're going to have to do better than that!" Bronto shouts back to Zirdo, before he turns his attention back to the race.
Bronto zooms ahead, and he now approaches Shelia. The blue male Brontosaurus and the yellow female Stegosaurus pass a closely-packed group of item boxes, and Bronto manages to snag two boxes. Bronto ends up with six rocket boosters, three per box.
"Hehehehe..." Bronto chuckles to himself, holding up the two pairs of rocket missiles, "I'm gonna burn the forest road with these babies."
He holds down the button with his knee, steers with his left hand, and drops in the rocket boosters one by one as he rockets forward at a blinding speed past the towering Redwood trees. The boost lasts for 20 seconds, and he manages to pass Shelia.
"Hey!" Shelia angrily shouts, "No fair!"
She grabs a rocket booster from an item box and uses it to catch up, but to her avail, there are mines in front of her. Shelia manages to avoid them by doing a powerslide onto the curve of the road, but unfortunately, she ends up crashing into one of the Redwood trees. Shelia moans in pain as she watches Birdo and Zirdo approach her.
Birdo was aghast. "Shelia!" She hopped out of her car and ran towards her feminine Stegosaurus friend, "Are you all right?"
Shelia growled, feeling a pain in her hips. "I'm fine...just leave me and go on..." She managed to get up by herself, but her hips still hurt.
Zirdo frowned. "But Shelia, you're really in pain! You should lie down a bit..."
Shelia shook her head, getting into her yellow kart. "No, no. I'll be fine. It's just a minor injury, don't worry." She zoomed off in her kart to catch up with the other racers.
Birdo frowned, turning to Zirdo. "Well, shall we just go on, sis?"
Zirdo sighed, rubbing the back of her head. "I guess so..."
The two Birdosaurus got into their karts, and they started heading off on the racecourse again.
Mario and Luigi are back on the racecourse, but aren't doing as successful as they were. Right ahead of them is Captain Falcon, who somehow managed to recovr from his accident a few moments ago. Behind Mario and Luigi is Diddy Kong.
"Geez..." Diddy says, rolling his eyes as he hurls a red missile at Mario and Luigi.
Mario noticed the red missile, and he threw a banana peel behind him. "Take that!"
Diddy's red missile swerves to the left, easily avoding the banana peel, and starts zooming again, around the corner, after Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon smirked. "Let's see this missile take the heat." He stepped on the gas pedal of his Blue Falcon, and went zooming ahead. The heat coming out of the Blue Falcon's engine burned up the rocket missile.
"Awww damn it!" Diddy Kong cursed, as he took a rocket booster and zoomed ahead to catch up to Mario and Luigi. "I guess I'll have to find another way around..."
Mario steers the Red Fire down the bumpy, yet firm dirt-paved road. As he swerves around a tree on a smooth left bank, Luigi grabs a green Koopa shell and shucks it behind. Diddy Kong, approaching the Mario Brothers, swerves to the left, and he turns his small yellow car into a plane. Chuckling, he flies over Mario and Luigi.
Captain Falcon was ahead, and he zoomed incredibly fast in his Blue Falcon vehicle. He turned to the right instead of staying forward, and as he approached a ramp, he slammed on the pedals, making the Blue Falcon surprisingly go faster. Flying right off the ramp, Captain Falcon managed to land smoothly on the other side of the path and continue, turning right and going downwards.
Mario and Luigi switched positions, but as they slid down the right curve, the Red Fire bumped its side into a tree, getting a few scratches. Luigi screamed shockingly and attempted to clean out the scratches, but the Red Fire slipped on oil and went spinning off the path, going into the leaf-covered forest grounds. Luigi and Mario screamed as they hung tightly to the Red Fire, the red kart bouncing as it drove over the rough, dead leaves. To add to this, several more dead leaves from the trees dropped down on the plumbers.
Getting an idea, Mario grabbed a mushroom, and chucked it into the engine of the Red Fire. The Red Fire then went zooming through the crunchy dead leaves, and winded back on the main, dirt-paved road. Sliding smoothly outwards to the right, the Mario Brothers were approaching Diddy Kong.
Diddy looked down to notice Mario and Luigi edging up a bit. Scoffing, Diddy started to fire small pebbles at the plumbers. Mario and Luigi switched, and as Mario slid inwards on the small, left curve, Luigi took out a boomerang and tossed it up, aiming at Diddy. The boomerang hit the plane, and Diddy screamed as the plane crashed to the ground.
Cheering, the Mario Brothers continued on, with Mario sliding down the sharp left curve, and Luigi firing back behind a green Koopa shell, that went ricocheting around the coniferous forest. Diddy quickly fixes up his plane, but he turns it back into a car, and he hops in. However, he's pushed into the forest as Peach and Zelda, using rocket boosters to zoom and with Zelda steering, zoom down the path in an attempt to pass Mario and Luigi. Diddy growls a bit, but he manages to get up and push his car back up on the road, hop into the driver's seat, start up the engine, and resumes racing.
"Remember when this story was about me?" Yoshi grumbled in annoyance as he was continuing to drive his Turbo Yoshi car.