"You know," Yoshi remarked as he continued steering his Turbo Yoshi vehicle. "I wonder what's for dinner."
"Me too!" Pichu remarked as she kept on eating up her cheesecake. "I'm so hungry, I could eat... well, cheesecake!"
Yoshi squinted his eyes at Pichu as they drove past the coniferous pine trees. "You know, this really won't make up for their not being enough racing action."
"Less talk, more driving!" Max exclaimed as he had his arms crossed, annoyed that he wasn't allowed to drive as May was driving, with Misty chucking items behind them to mess up the other racers.
Meanwhile, while the racing action outside continued, somewhere within the long, narrow corridors of the Great Fox, Team Rocket was groaning in pain.
"Well, this is just great. First we were blasted, and then we crash into something," Jessie complained, yelling at James and Meowth as usual.
James rubbed his head and suggested, "Well, we could explore this ship. I wonder what treasure lies here."
Meowth's eyes widened as the cat Pokemon suddenly had an idea. "I got it! We'll sabotage this ship so that we will have a better chance at winning!" Meowth suggested, grinning deviously.
Jessie and James jumped with glee and replied enthusiastically, "All right! Let's do it!"
In another corridor of the Great Fox, four figures run down the long hallway. The camera angle moves to one of them. Words appear at the bottom and says "King K. Rool". Cameras move to another person and words say "Kaptain K. Rool". Then they move to another person. Words say "Baron K. Roolenstein". Last, cameras move to a figure way ahead of the other three. Words say "Alec Trevelyan". They all run into the darkness.
"Hey, look," Jessie told James and Meowth, pointing at the four trespassers.
The two other Team Rocket members popped their heads out of the darkness and saw the four figures.
"Perhaps they are here to sabotage this ship," James commented, nodding.
"Whatever it is, we can't let them do it first," Meowth added, as the three heads headed back in the darkness, planning their move. "Because that's our gig, that's right."
Jessie and James glanced at each other, then at Meowth, shaking their heads.
"You know this was just a build up for the next chapter originally, right?" Jessie and James told Meowth in unison as they both had their arms folded.
Meowth sighed as he nodded his head. "I know, I know..."
"...Wobba!" Wobbuffet exclaimed as he was immediately shushed by the trio, forcing him to go back into his pokeball in shame.
"WAH!" Waluigi exclaimed as he dodged the many red flippers, red fake Item Boxes, green Koopa shells, and yellow banana peels on the bumpy, dirt paved road as he turned to Bowser Jr. "How many of these stupid tracks have items littered on them?"
"Who knows, but keep driving!" Bowser Jr. remarked with the snap of his fingertips as they tried their best to avoid the items, praying that their vehicles had good acceleration as they frequently crashed.
Master Hand and the audience were right above the Roadrunner, who was behind Oscar the Grouch. "Roadrunner will try one more attempt to pass Oscar the Grouch. Will he succeed?" Master Hand announced.
The Roadrunner got closer, when he was pelted by filth thrown by Oscar.
"FILTH!" Oscar yelled as the green, filth-obsessed muppet speed towards the gigantic forest.
The Roadrunner stopped and tried getting the filth off. Peach/Zelda, Koopa/Paratroopa, Mario/Luigi, and Birdo all passed the damaged bird.
"Whatever has happened to him?" Birdo asked.
"I dunno, but he stinks! Eww!" Peach remarked as she pinched her nose.
Everyone else shrugged and sped off. Master Hand and the audience followed. "Well, the Roadrunner will be out for a few minutes, so let's see how the middle of the pack is," Master Hand said, as he switched the screen to the Star Fox.
Peppy and Slippy came back. "Well, we couldn't fix it," Slippy said.
Falco punched the ground and groaned, "Damn it. It couldn't get any worse."
Suddenly, as if summoned right on cue to appear, Trevelyan, Baron K. Roolenstien, King K. Rool, and Kaptain K. Rool came out of the darkness, landing squarely in front of the Star Fox.
"Oh, but it has all ready gotten worse!" Trevelyan snarled with a grin, as he pointed his AR33 at the Star Fox crew.
"GAH! How the hell did you get in here!" Fox cried, stumbling a bit backwards as he quickly pulled out his blaster.
Kaptain laughed and pointed at himself, grinning widely like a shark. "That would be me, matey."
"Prepare for trouble!" King K. Rool shouted, getting into a fighting pose.
"Make it quadriple!" Baron added, following the King's example.
"To...um..." King K. Rool stopped, but then, Team Rocket appeared and did their famous motto.
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
"What did the author say about using script format?" ROB pinpointed. He was later smacked in the head by a sandwich as Team Rocket continued their motto, refusing to be interrupted.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all people withins our nation.
Jessie: To denounce the evil of truth and love!
James: To extend our reaches to the stars above.
Jessie: JESSIE!
James: JAMES!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
Wobbufett: Wobbufett!
Chimecho: Chime chi!
"Mime mime!" Mime Jr. piped as he appeared on James's shoulder, breaking what was left of canon in terms of what actually goes about in the world.
"We're here to-" But before Team Rocket could finish, everyone else were staring angrilly at each other.
"I'll take the one with the AR33," Slippy said.
Trevelyan chuckled and taunted, "So this dumb old frog wants a piece of me? Heh. I won't need my AR33."
Trevelyan put his AR33 in his pocket as Slippy yelled, "BRING IT ON!"
King K. Rool looked at Falco. The Kremling King sneered as he scoffed.
"Taking care of you will be easy," King K. Rool said to Falco.
Falco shrugged and said, "I'll take the one with the crown."
Team Rocket got angry and retorted, "We can fight too!"
Jessie stood in front and pointed at Fox McCloud. "I will take the fox."
James came in front and nodded, repling, "I'll take the rabbit!"
Meowth added with his fists punching out, "I'll take the frog!"
Jessie summoned Seviper and James summoned Cacnea. But Cacnea hugged James.
"GAH! When will you stop hugging me?" James yelled. Cacnea continued to hug.
Inside one of James's pokeballs, Carnivine sighed, waiting to be used as he was yet not on the team.
"I'll deal with the pirate," Peppy said, getting into a fighting position, which was odd for a rabbit as old as him.
Fox raised an eyebrow and said, "Guess that means I got Frankenstein."
Baron K. Roolenstien threw a book at Fox and yelled, "THAT'S BARON K. ROOLENSTEIN!"
Fox rubbed his head and said, "Whatever."
"SEVIPER, POISON TAIL!" Jessie commanded.
Seviper screeched his name and whipped Fox with his poison tail. "YEOUCH!" Fox cried, as he fell to the floor.
James was still having hugging problems with Cacnea. "For the last time, stop hugging me!" James cried. But Cacnea continued to hug away.
Meowth was about to attack Peppy Hare, when he thought of something. "Hey! I just thought of something! We could sabotage the ship while these other guys fight!" Meowth yelled.
Jessie and James looked angrily at Meowth. "MEOWTH!" They yelled.
Meowth shouted back, "WHAT?"
Jessie and James pinched Meowth's face as they yelled, "YOU JUST HAVE TO YELL OUT THE GREATEST PLAN!"
Meowth, while being pinched, cried, "OUCH! HEY! THAT HURTS! GAH!"
Everyone else shrugged, as Baron K. Roolenstein kicked Fox in the stomach. Fox moaned and fell to the ground. "There's more where that came from," Baron warned.
Trevelyan takes his fist and jabs. Slippy slaps the fist away and comes in with punch of his own. Trevelyan is hit. He kneed Slippy in the head. Slippy staggered and shook his head. Trevelyan over headed Slippy and the frog pilot is knocked flat on the floor.
Trevelyan laughs and points his AR33 at Slippy. "From the cradle of the grave," He mumbled. Slippy shook his head just as Trevelyan finished, "YOUR GRAVE, SWAMP BOY!"
Slippy's eyes were turned into balls of flames. "SWAMP BOY?" He yelled. Slippy then took out his gun and started firing at Trevelyan numerous times.
"OOH... OH...UOHHT...HM...HMMM...HOOAH...HUU...HUA...HAAHHHOOOAH...WIT…WHIT...OOH...HUIT!" Trevelyan yelled in pain.
Everyone looked strangely at Trevelyan. "What? All males say that in Goldeneye." Everyone shook his or her head, as in 'I didn't know that'. Baron then punched Fox in the face.
"Whoa!" Fox cried. Baron went into a fighting stance and said, "There's more than where that came from."
'You said that before!" Fox exclaimed as he was on his back.
Baron blinked as he tilted his head to the right. "I did?"
"Uh, yeah, you did." King K. Rool stated as he chucked his crown at Falco and Peppy.
Back outside, Yoshi/Pichu, May/Misty, and Kirby were behind Tails/Cream.
"Okay, so now all we have to do is pass this guy and then we will take care of the echidna and bat," Yoshi said, as he looked at his scoreboard.
Pichu rubbed his stomach and said, "I'm hungry. I ate all of my cheesecake, and now I have nothing to eat."
In the X-Tornado, Tails scratched his head and looked behind him. "Cream, we have company," Tails said.
Cream looked at Cheese and said, "Okay, Cheese! Do your stuff!"
Cheese nodded, and he floated by Yoshi's car.
"Mmmm…he looks delicious…" Pichu dreamily said, as his stomach growled.
Cheese sweatdropped nervously as he flew back to the X-Tornado.
"Cheese, what's wrong?" Cream asked. Cheese explained the whole thing. "Oh…don't worry, Cheese, you'll be safe with me!" Cream said, as she hugged Cheese tightly.
Tails looked at the back again. "We got more company," He said, as Bottles and Mumbo were behind Yoshi/Pichu, May/Misty, and Kirby.
Max popped out and looked at Bottles. "Well, at least I'm not the only one who wears glasses," Max chuckled.
Bottles turned to the trio of racers and said, "Well, you guys seem to work together."
May replied, "Thanks! We're all trying to get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place."
Mumbo looked strangely at Kirby. "Who bubble gum one?" Mumbo said, as he pointed at Kirby.
Kirby stated, "I'm not bubble gum. I'm just your average hungry puffball."
Suddenly, the Flying Krock hovered above the racers.
"Hey, look down below," One of the Kremlings said.
The Kremling in command looked down and said, "Oh, it's just a bunch of racers. Krunch will take care of them."
Suddenly, Wizpig zoomed by and he was next to the Flying Krock. "Hey! Let me pass!" He boomed.
The Kremling in command looked at Wizpig and said, "Who are you?"
Wizpig laughed, and boomed, "The name's WIZPIG!"
Klump came next to the Kremling in command and said, "Wizpig? The one from Diddy Kong Racing?"
Wizpig smiled and said, "Right!"
Klump asked, "The one who invaded Timber's Island?"
Wizpig replied, "In the flesh!"
The Kremling in command stepped up and asked, "The one that tried to kill a certain crocodile named Krunch?"
Wizpig smiled proudly and said, "You're looking right at him!"
Suddenly, all of the Kremlings appeared next to the Kremling in command and Klump. "ALL KREMLINGS, OPEN FIRE!" Klump and the Kremling in command yelled together.
Wizpig gasped and shouted, "HEY!" The Kremlings took out their bazookas, cannons, barrel launchers, or whatever and fired them at Wizpig. Wizpig is massively hurt and falls to the concrete. Klump smiled proudly and said, "We did it. We took down the pig."
The Flying Krock zoomed into 15th place as the racers below sped towards Knuckles and Rouge.
"Hey Knux, look who's behind us," Rouge said.
Knuckles turned his head and saw the racers. "Oh, it's just them," He said, as he turned back to the main road.
Suddenly, a huge, dark castle appeared into view. "What the fuck..." Yoshi muttered as he squinted his eyes. "I don't remember this place having a castle..."
"Yoshi, language!" Pichu snapped back as she noticed her cheesecake, licking her lips. "Ooh... cheese..."
"What... what is that?" Bottles pointed to the dark castle.
May held on to Max and said, "Eek! It's a haunted castle!'
"Haunted?" Misty cried. She started shaking.
Max shook his head, pushing May off of him. "Get off of me!"
"Ooh, I hope there's cheesecake in there!" Pichu squealed.
Cream held on to Cheese and said, "I'm scared of dark places."
Tails comforted Cream and said, "There, there. It's all right."
Mumbo looked at the castle and added, "Mumbo brave. Mumbo can go through castle, easy as pie." Yoshi looked down, and then looked back up.
"Whether I like it or not, we are all going in," Yoshi said, as the racers sped towards the castle. The Flying Krock flew above the haunted castle as a green witch appeared on the roof.
"YOU ALL DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU LOOK! DID YOU EVEN READ THE DRIVING INSTRUCTION BOOK?" The green witch said.
Mumbo and Bottles gasped. "Oh no, it's Gruntilda!" Bottles shouted.
Gruntilda cackled evilly. "The castle in Sauropod Forest is the part that's last, but the drawbridge is up. Let's see you pass. And suppose that if you DO get through, a surprise on the inside is waiting for you," She stated, as she disappeared.
Yoshi made a weird face as he said, "Well, it looks like this race if far from over."
Suddenly, Crazy Hand came by and he fired electricity bolts at the racers. They all screamed, when a huge electric bolt hit Yoshi's car, which caused Pichu to pummel into Peppy Ankylosaurus's car.
"GAH! Who the hell are you?" Peppy shouted. Pichu was about to reply, when he saw cheesecake.
"CHEESECAKE!" Pichu cried happily, as he started to eat the cheesecake. Peppy signed and he sped towards Heppy Ankylosaurus.
Master Hand floated to where the racers by the haunted castle were. "Well, folks, it seems that our racers have ended up near a haunted castle. Can they make it out while braving the frights inside?" Master Hand announced. Yoshi shrugged and said, "This is a race that I will remember for a loooong time." He then made an awkward face as he slapped himself, shaking his head. "Goddamn, why are my lines so generic?"
"Welcome to fanfiction!" Waluigi exclaimed with a laugh as he zipped right past Yoshi, followed closely by Bowser Jr.
Meanwhile, inside the conveniently placed McDonald's, Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose were next in line for ordering food.
"May I help you?" said the cash checker, who looked extremely familiar.
Sonic walked up to the counter and asked, "Yeah, two Double Quarter Pounders and large fries, please. And don't forget a large coke."
The cash checker yelled to the food cooker, "Yo! We need two Double Quarter Pounders and large fries!" The food cooker prepared the food, and handed it over to the cash checker. "Here you are," The cash checker said in a familiar voice that caught Sonic's attention.
Sonic raised his eyebrow and remarked. "Wait a minute. That voice... that big, bushy brwn mustache... it's-" Before Sonic could finish, the cash clerk ripped off his clothes, and revealed his true form, which was... DR. IVO EGGMAN RRRRROBOTNIK!
"EGGMAN!" Sonic and Amy shrieked.
Eggman laughed and shouted, pointing at Sonic's face with a devious grin, "Yes! It was me all along! Now I will destroy you once and for all, Sonic!"
Before anyone could do anything, Amy Rose's stomach growled again.
"What the hell was that?" Eggman asked, scratching his head.
Amy rubbed her stomach and said, "My stomach. I'm so hungry, I could eat anything. INCLUDING YOU!" Then, at the speed of a cheetah, Amy pounced on Eggman and started biting the evil genius.
Sonic sweatdropped and everyone else inside ran away from the McDonald's.
"OH GOD! GET OFF OF ME!" Eggman screamed, as the workers ran out of the McDonald's.
Sonic shrugged, and he smirked, chuckling a bit, "Oh well, Robuttnik, you get what you get!" he then laughed shortly afterwards.
We return to the same spot where the race was left off; the stadium finish line in Sauropod Forest. "This is Master Hand speaking, and I may welcome you back to Yoshi Kart!" Master Hand says in a deeper tone, "Today, we got even more coverage on racers you are just DYING to see." He turned to the Lakitus. "Okay, let's see those racers!" The Lakitus nodded, and they all flew back into the forest-covered racecourse to film the other racers.
The towering Redwood trees rise beside the racers once more as they all hurtle through the confined, narrow pathway. Suddenly, three red missiles, thrown by Bronto the Brontosaurus previously back in the last section of the forest, appear right behind Mario and Luigi. The two plumbers deliberately slow down their car and allow Diddy Kong in front of them – all three missiles send them tumbling. Mario and Luigi, hardly believing their incredible luck, both sigh of relief and zip ahead toward the wooden bridge above the needlebushes down below. Heppy Ankylosaurus and Peppy Ankylosaurus are quick to follow. After the racers pass by, Bronto rams Captain Falcon off course into the Redwood trees, and a cursing Captain Falcon is passed by Peppy Ankylosaurus and Mario/Luigi, determined to regain their original placement. Peppy Ankylosaurus gets a doublerocket booster, and rockets forward to pass Bronto. He does so, and Bronto begins to notice.
"So, you like that, eh...?" Bronto chuckles.
He positions himself directly behind Peppy and slowly accelerates. Bronto remembers that his kart is slightly faster – this shouldn't be a problem. And yet, Peppy can slowly accelerate as well, but he also has great car reflexes to get his kart back up fast to escape Bronto. Peppy turned around to his left to see Bronto.
The yellow Ankylosaurus smiled. "So, it's just like good ol' times, eh?" Peppy laughed.
Bronto nodded, laughing. "Yup. It's just me and you, Ankylosaurus Boy."
Both of the two male dinosaurs maxed out their engines, and eventually meet up with Mario/Luigi and Peach/Zelda. A furious battle ensues between the six characters (4 to obloge Mario/Luigi and Peach/Zelda, since they are pairs) just as they enter the deciduous forest section. Bronto rams Mario/Luigi into Peach/Zelda, who (Peach, since Zelda is still driving their vehicle) throws a green koopa shell over Bronto's head to Mario and Luigi. Luigi reflects the green koopa shell away with his hammer, and Mario zips himself and Luigi out of the way and the shell instead collides with Peppy Ankylosaurus, who starts to slide into Peach and Zelda's path. Both karts, uncontrolled, slam Bronto's blue, heavy kart into one of the tall, brown deciduous trees. Boshi reappears from behindand he slams on the gas of his lighter, light-blue kart. The blue Yoshisaurus collides with the back end of Peppy Ankylosaurus's kart. Unexpectedly, Peppy drops a puddle of oil directly into Boshi's path at the same moment as Bronto drops a mine into Peppy's path. Mario and Luigi both hurl their fireballs at Peach/Zelda, and they collide with the two royal princesses, who tumble into Bronto. Bronto slides into one of the bushes, and large chunks of berries fly into the air.