Author's Note: Well folks, thanks for your generous reviews. Yoshi Kart has returned, but it's not gonna be what you expected. By the way, check out my new Yoshi Kart: Mini Series stories, because they show you what happen to the new racers. Well, enough out of me. Let the chapter begin! And enjoy the longness of this great chapter!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the made-up characters Peppy Ankylosaurus, Zirdo Birdosaurus, Bronto the Brontosaurus, Shelia Stegosaurus, and Heppy Ankylosaurus.
Dis: YOU SUCK!
Claimer: (takes script) MINE!
Disclaimer: (signs) Sheesh…
Yoshi: I'll take care of them. (chases Dis and Claimer)
Claimer: EEK!
Dis: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU GAY LIZARD!
Disclaimer: Thank god...
After checking the scores on the scoreboard, Master Hand was talking with the Lakitu as the camera switched to Yoshi, who was checking his engine. "Hmm...Things seem to be fine here," Yoshi said, as he closed it. The camera switched to Knuckles, who was wondering where Sonic was. "Hey, where's Sonic?" Knuckles asked.
"Right here!" Sonic announced, appearing right behind Knuckles.
Knuckles jumped, and said, "Sonic! Thank god, you're back. What took you so long?" Sonic nervously chuckled and said, "Well, it seems that the Katamari brings god luck as well." The entire screen goes into a flashback.
The screen switches to the flashback, with features Sonic, who is beating Shadow by a hair. "Haha! The great Sonic is no mach for Shadow!" Sonic shouted in triumph. Shadow grunted and said, 'Watch your back, hedgehog! I can still beat you!"
Suddenly, loud rumbling can be heard. "Oh no," Sonic said, as he grabbed a vine in the tree. Shadow looked strangely at Sonic and said, "Hey! Why did you stop?" Suddenly, the Katamari shows up and rolls up Shadow. "GAH!" Shadow cries, as the Katamari disappears.
Sonic lets go of the vine and chuckles. "Heehee...it looks like the cruelty is on him!" Sonic said, as he raced back to the Wonder Fields. The flashback ends, and we are back at the stadium.
Amy hopped out of the Turbo Yoshi and hugged Sonic tightly. "Sonic! I was so worried about you! Are you hurt?" Amy said, as she hugged Sonic tightly. Sonic chuckled and said, "I'm fine, Amy. It seems that Shadow got his taste of medicine."
Master Hand turned to the racers and said, "Well, folks, it seems that 57 racers will join us. I just got word that someone sent in their entry already, so we can still prepare."
Several hours later, Yoshi was looking at Peppy, who was fixing the car. "Hey, where's Pichu?" Yoshi asked his Ankylosaurus friend. Peppy pointed to Pichu, who was in a corner eating cheesecake, and said, "He's over there. That mouse really likes cheesecake."
Clario popped up from Peppy's car. "I'm-a Clario. I'm-a racing with Peppy-a so that we-a can get a racing-a chance," He said, as he took a wrench and started fixing the car's oil changer.
Yoshi chuckled as he continued to fix his car. Pikachu looked around and said, "Where's Sonic, Knuckles, and Shadow?" Rouge looked to the east, which had a car stop, and she looked at Pikachu, saying, "They went to the car shop. They should be back now." And alas, the three mammals came back at the right time, but with different cars.
Tails was busy tuning up the Tornado for the Grand Prix. Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles were also entering. Sonic ran back from the car shop with the Cyclone, Knuckles came back and replaced his car with an Egg Drill Car which he swiped from Eggman/Robotnik, and Shadow, who managed to escape the Katamari that crushed him, appeared in the Shade, which was like Sonic's cyclone, only painted black. "Folks, we have new racers. Meet Shadow and Bowser!" Master Hand cried, as Bowser appeared in his famous Koopa Klown Car with some of his troops. "Almost done with the repairs…" Tails said to himself, as he tuned up the Tornado.
"Hey Tails!" Sonic called. "Did you check out the competition?"
"I haven't yet, why?"
Sonic laughed. "Cause we're racing against some real weirdoes…"
Shadow suddenly appeared next to Sonic pointing off to the left. "You can say that again. Check out that guy!"
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow looked over to find Bowser the Koopa King in his Koopa Klown Car with its usual freaky smile.
Sonic looked at the floating vehicle with a freaked look. "I don't know what's freakier; the car or the driver." He pointed to Bowser who grinned his usually razor toothed grin.
Bowser leered over at Shadow. "What are you lookin' at punk?"
Shadow sweat dropped as he looked at the pearly white razors. "N-Nothing…" He backed away quickly. "Man he looks like a psycho…" Shadow thought to himself.
Sonic continued to work on his car, not wanting to look anymore at the crazed dragon/turtle/dinosaur king. "Man, why can't Mario just kill him already and get it over with?"
"Cause he'd be out of a job." Tails told him. "Just like you'd be if you killed Eggman."
Knuckles was trying to tune up the drill car, but some of Bowser's Koopa Troopas kept swarming around, trying to steal parts, which led to Knuckles constantly punching and kicking the annoying turtles away. "Beat it ya shell shockers! Go steal some parts from Shadow, why don't ya!" This earned him a wrench thrown to the head, by Shadow.
"Don't even think about it, Red!" Shadow yelled.
Knuckles grumbled, as the wrench was lodge right between his ears. "Fine…" He felt the wrench coming in one ear, and out the other. "I'm gonna have a headache tonight…"
Sonic meanwhile was tuning up and testing the Cyclone. However, he kept hearing strange noises coming from the engine. Whenever he started the engine, he though he could hear what sounded like a chicken screaming inside; a BIG chicken. "The hell's wrong with my engine…" He slammed down on the hood, popping it up, revealing, believe it or not, a BIG robot chicken, with a drill and wrench, and covered in oil. "SCRATCH?"
"SONIC? What are you doing here?" The Taller member of the SSSSS Squad demanded.
"Um…I'm here because I'm in the race, and this is MY car you duncebot!" Sonic screamed. "Robotnik put you up to this didn't he?"
"Uh…" Scratch looked around nervously. "Well… Maybe…"
Sonic snapped. "GAAAAAAAAAH!" He threw Scratch into the ground and started jumping up and down on Scratch.
Tails, meanwhile, had discovered a similar gremlin in his ride. "Grounder?"
Grounder was yanked out of the Tornado and thrown to the ground. "Damn…" Grounder cursed, as he looked at Tails.
"GOD!" Tails then proceeded to stomp Grounder into the ground, much like Sonic was with Scratch.
Shadow was on the floor with laughter as he watched Sonic and Tails deal with would be saboteurs. "HAHAHAHA! Looks like sabotage afoot for the gang." He stood up, still chuckling, and turning back to his car, only to find…
"WHAT THE PUDDING?" He found his car, stripped, with a few masked Goombas running for the hills. "GET BACK HERE YA RETARDED, DENTAL CHALLENGED MUSHROOMS!" He ran after them, on the red eyed express.
Meanwhile, while the Sonic gang was dealing with saboteurs, Mario and Luigi came back from the nearby car shop to pick up new parts. They had come just in time to see the free show.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Mario was shaking with laughter. "Those Sonic guys sure are catching crap from the crew!"
"HOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Luigi added. "Well, they had to learn to expect this kind of insanity in the Mushroom Kingdom. And they did the hard way though. Hey, when do you think they'll actually be able to get ready? I say after the race starts."
"I say before." Mario told him. "Wanna bet 100 coins on that?"
"You're on!"
Bowser, meanwhile, was glaring the whole time at the Sonic crew. "Grrr…Stupid SEGA big shots…Think they can outrace the big boys from Nintendo huh? I bet they want us to be under their thumb like in the old days…Well, they're gonna be in for one hell of race…" He whistled for the Koopa Troopas, who lined up in front of him. "Listen up boys! Forget the Mario Brothers! I want you to go after those SEGA chumps! Sonic? The fastest thing alive? HAH! We'll see about that! I want you guys to make the Sonic Team's ride a living hell!"
The Koopas all saluted in response and marched off for their dirty deeds.
Shadow was busy beating the snot out of the Goombas, chaos controlling their asses into oblivion, and reclaiming his stolen parts.
"Redrum…REDRUM!" One raspy voice Goomba rasped.
Shadow ate him, like a burger. "Mmm… Goombas taste good… I'll remember that come supper time…" He told himself as he rushed back with his recovered parts.
Sonic and Tails, meanwhile, had raced over to a nearby chasm, with what remained of Scratch and Grounder.
"Garbage in!" Sonic tossed Scratch in.
"Garbage out!" Tails tossed Grounder in.
Knuckles had finally beat the Koopas away with a blow torch, setting any ablaze who would dare to steal some parts. "Finally…Now that that's over, my car's all ready, so now I can race…" In all the work and chaos, Knuckles failed to remember that he still had that wrench lodged in between his ears…
Mario revved up the engine of the car, making it roar like Bowser with constipation. "Okay…" Mario said, as he got into another chair. Luigi took the wheel and he revved the engine, but what he got was a coughing and gasping sound. "...I think my Kart has asthma..." Luigi said, as he sweatdropped.
Yoshi walked to the Mario brothers. "So, brothers, how's it going?" Yoshi asked, as Peppy was sprayed with oil in the background. "Son of a bitch!" Peppy cursed, as he wiped the oil off of his face.
Mario looked around for the perpetrator. "Look!" He pointed to a Goomba with an oilcan. "He's the one!"
Yoshi looked strangely at the Goomba, who ran and hid inside the car that Pikachu, Marth, and Roy were in. "Hey, what just crawled inside here?" Pikachu asked his two friends.
Roy blinked as he looked down at the engine. "It looked like a Goomba..." Roy said, as he looked back up. Marth scratched his head and added, "A Goomba with an oil can…Should we get him out?"
Pikachu smirked and said, "Leave him to me." Pikachu then thunderbolted the Goomba, and it landed straight into...May's cleavage. "EEK!" May cried, as Misty and Max screamed.
"Oh yeah..." The Goomba said, as the oilcan he was holding fell on top of Misty and May, who were covered with oil.
Banjo flushed madly as he knew what had to be done. Closing his eyes, his hand went down May's cleavage as he pulled out the Goomba.
"Ah shit," The Goomba cursed, as Banjo flinged him into the sky. "Well, that's the last time we hear of him," Banjo said, as he went back to his car.
Kazooie, on the other hand, was sipping some of her mountain dew. "Man, this is a good time for a drink," Kazooie said, as Banjo returned, still blushing. "Banjo? What's wrong?" Kazooie asked. Banjo looked at Kazooie and said, "May's cleavage..."
Shadow finally finished putting his car back together. "Finally got it in one piece. Next time those Goombas come... I'm frying their asses, and putting them on a burger."
Yoshi checked up on Tiptup, who was fixing his tires. "Well, let's hope this race isn't an ENTIRE letdown," Yoshi said, as he checked back on his car. Suddenly, a low, growling sound was heard. Everyone stopped what they were doing.
Yoshi scratched his head and said, "What was that?" Max noticed May blushing a deep red. "Judging by the look of redness, I think it came from May," Max said. Suddenly, the low, growling sound came again.
May looked at her stomach and said, "I guess I'm a little hungry." May started to giggle as everyone sweatdropped. "Who's up for lunch?" May asked, as the other racers looked at each other.
"Well, I am in the mood for a Jelly Burger now," Yoshi said, as he looked down. Master Hand pointed to a nearby McDonald's and said, "Well, there's a McDonald's right here, so..." Everyone shouted happily as they entered the McDonald's.
Bowser stalked Shadow as they went to the McDonalds. "I think I'll pick off Mr. badass first... Think he's so tough because they gave him a gun... He'll be the first to go down... " He cackled.
Shadow kept staring at Bowser warily. "God damn it, that turtle's making me uncomfortable... Why does he keep smiling at me like a shark?"
Yoshi noticed Bowser stalking Shadow, and the green dinosaur approached the Koopa King. "So, Bowser, what's with the sudden look of revenge?" Yoshi asked, not aware that Bowser was pissed. Bowser turned slowly to Yoshi.
Bowser glared at Yoshi. "I don't like those bozos from SEGA... especially Sonic and Shadow... I'm picking off Shadow first..."
Yoshi looked at Shadow, and hatred came upon his face. "You're right, Bowser. I don't trust Shadow, especially since he ambushed us back at the haunted castle." Yoshi suddenly started stalking Shadow as well.
Shadow turned around again to find Yoshi stalking him too. He started to get freaked. "Aw man... Now that green dino's stalking... Get away me from me man..." He started to walk faster.
Suddenly, May caught wind of what happened back at the Haunted Castle, and she went straight into Shadow's face. "You better not trick us like you did back at the haunted castle," May said angrily, as she put her hands on her hips.
Shadow freaked out. "Stop stalking me!" He ran for the McDonald's, to catch up with Sonic and the others.
Rouge looked back and saw May, who was looking angrily at Shadow. "What could be her problem?" Rouge said, as she tapped Knuckles on the shoulder. "Knuckles, I think Shadow did something to those guys," Rouge told the echidna, as he turned back to see Shadow, with some of the racers looking angrily at him, including Sonic and Amy.
Shadow rushed past Knuckles and Rouge, looking flustered. "Damn Eggman... I never would've worked with him if THIS was gonna happen... I'm gonna kill him..." He dashed into the McDonalds, ordered his combo meal to go, picked up the bag, and prepared to get out, Of course, he paid before he left.
Yoshi started chasing after Shadow and he yelled, "HEY! GET BACK HERE, YOU TRAITOR!" Suddenly, Shadow bumped into Bowser, who cracked his knuckles and smirked evilly.
Shadow freaked. "Screw this! You want to blame someone for that incident? BLAME EGGMAN! He's the one who put me up to it! He blackmailed me!" He Chaos Controlled out of the area.
Knuckles and Rouge came out of the McDonald's. They looked at Sonic, who clutched his fist into the air. "Rouge, maybe we should try to calm down Sonic?" Knuckles asked, as he approached the blue hedgehog.
"Ok." Rouge agreed. "Don't know if he CAN be calmed down though..." She walked up to Sonic, who was shocked and angered at the same time. "Uh...Sonic?"
Sonic turned to the source of the voice. "Oh... Hi Rouge."
"What's got your quills in a knot?" Rouge asked Sonic.
Sonic looked down at his red shoes and said, "Shadow... I just got reminded of that stunt he pulled in the last race..."
Yoshi walked towards Sonic and said, "Yeah. I can't really blame him. After all, it was Eggman who created those robots. But...why would Shadow just do something like that?"
Sonic thought for a moment. "Well... when he disappeared. He said something about being blackmailed... But what could Eggman have done to him?"
The scene cuts to Eggman, where Bokkun is explaining to Eggman about Shadow ditching his contract.
Bokkun stood in front of Eggman making his report. "Eggman sir...Shadow, has deserted us, and forwent his contract."
Eggman frowned in thought. "Tsk, Tsk...I guess my threat and blackmail wasn't enough... Shadow will have to be dealt with... I want him killed. Send out the Motorball."
Bokkun bowed. "I'll send Motorball down to the race track right away!"
Back at Dinosaur Land, Yoshi was chatting with the Mario brothers about Shadow. "So do you think Shadow isn't guilty for what happened to us?" Yoshi asked, as Mario looked at Luigi, and then back at Yoshi.
Mario thought, "He looked pretty disturbed... Perhaps Eggman did something to him..."
Tiptup approached the green dinosaur and plumbers. "Perhaps that Shadow wanted to get rid of Sonic...who knows?" Tiptup said. Yoshi shrugged as he went back to eating his paid burger.
Sonic shook his head. "I dunno, he's mellowed out since that time... Who knows what Eggman could be fucking him with?"
Suddenly, Shadow Chaos Controlled back to the area and he looked at Sonic. Sonic looked right back at Shadow. Shadow signed as he started tuning his Shade.
Yoshi turned his head and he saw Shadow, who came back recently. "I don't know about you guys, but I think Shadow cooled off after what happened," Yoshi said, as he pointed to Shadow.
Sonic looked at Shadow. "By the tone of his sigh, he seems more bummed out, than cooled off..." Sonic said, as he started to think about Shadow.
Rouge approached Shadow slowly, still wondering if Shadow was pissed. "Shadow, are you all right?" Rouge asked cautiously. Shadow turned to Rouge.
Shadow shook his head. "No Rouge... I'm not. And I don't think I will be once Eggman shows up to get me..."
Suddenly, it started to rain. "Great. Now it's raining hard and we're getting the downpour," Master Hand said, as droplets of rain came down. Master Hand turned to everyone and said, "Folks, due to the act of Mother Nature, we will have to go inside." With that, everyone, except Shadow, went inside the visitor shelter.
Shadow felt the rain pelt down on him. "Ugh... I can't go back in there, with all those judging faces..."
Back inside, everyone was chatting with each other. Yoshi looked around, and noticed that Shadow wasn't there. "Now where could Shadow be?" Yoshi asked, as he stepped outside of the Visitor Shelter. He spotted Shadow nearby, poking the dead Goomba with a stick.
"Shadow, what are you doing?" Yoshi asked as he tossed the stick away. Shadow just signed. Yoshi scratched his head and sat next to Shadow.
Shadow looked at Yoshi for a moment. "So...what brings you here?" Shadow asked suspiciously.
Yoshi looked at the cars and said, "Well, I was wondering what has happened to you, so I decided to check up. You know, you aren't that much of a bad guy, but watch it, okay? We don't like those kinds of tricks in racing."
Shadow nodded. "Yeah. Though I never wanted to pull that trick. Eggman forced me to do it."
Yoshi gasped and said, "Eggman? Why the hell would fatty boy want to do that? Is he that much of a big fat chicken?" Suddenly, after hearing the word fat, Shadow chuckled. And then, he chuckled more. HE laughed. He laughed so hard, Yoshi joined in.
"The word that scares that guy most would be 'diet.'" Shadow joked. "He was born in a deep FAT fryer."
Yoshi cracked up so hard, he spilled his soda. "Yeah. He should get some exercise!
Soon, Sonic and Knuckles heard the laughing and they came out. They saw Shadow, laughing with Yoshi, in a way that they have never seen before.
Sonic looked surprised. "Uh... Is it just me, or does Shadow actually seem happy...and laughing?"
"He's actually smiling!" Knuckles exclaimed.
Yoshi saw Sonic and Knuckles, standing there. "Oh, hi guys!" Yoshi said in a happy tone.
Shadow waved to the two as well. "Hey guys!" He said, still laughing.
Soon, it stopped raining, and the sun was shining brightly. Everyone came out and cheered loudly. "YAY! THE STORM IS GONE!" Yoshi cheered, hugging Shadow.
"WOO! Now the race can start!" Shadow joined in.
"FILTH!" Oscar the Grouch shouted, as he threw filth at everyone again. Everyone groaned as they were pelted by the filth.
Shadow growled. "Damn that retarded muppet!" He turned to Yoshi. "Want me to kill him?"
Yoshi smirked and said, "Nah. He's a good racer to have. Besides, if we killed someone, we would be disqualified."
"Good point." Shadow mused
Master Hand looked at the nearby ferry, with some racers arriving. "Racers, we have new racers joining us. Will you please get into your cars?" Master hand said, as the ferry got closer. Everyone smiled, until another stomach growl rumbled.
Shadow raised an eyebrow. "Who is it this time?"
"Okay, who's the wise guy?" Tiptup said, looking around.
May started blushing again. "That was my stomach. I guess I'm hungry again," May said, as she started giggling. Yoshi started laughing, as well as the other racers.
Shadow started to snicker a bit. Shadow then thought of something as he walked up to Yoshi and asked, "Hey Yoshi? Has anyone tried to steal Bowser's Klown Car before? I was just thinking about how he'd take that." He then waved his hands. "I'm not actually gonna try it."
Yoshi raised his eyebrow and said, "No. In fact, no one has ever tried it. Why?" Yoshi then saw Shadow trying out the Klown Car.
"WAIT! SHADOW!" Yoshi cried, trying to warn Shadow as the red-and-black hedgehog messed up the Klown car's controls. Suddenly, Bowser came out of the shelter, and he saw Shadow in his Klown Car.
Shadow looked at the controls as he fiddled with them. "How the hell can he drive this thing? I can't make head or tails out of these weird controls..." He then looked over to see a hopping mad Bowser. "AW CRUD!" He leapt out of the car and made a run for it."
Bowser got extremely furious and he started burning Shadow with his fiery breath. "YOU CAR THEIF! I'LL KILL YA!" Bowser yelled, as Shadow shrieked like a woman.
Yoshi looked strangely at the two figures running, and then he heard stomach growling again. "Guys, I don't know about you, but I'm getting hungry. Can we get something to eat?" May said, rubbing her stomach. Yoshi suddenly remembered and said, "Of course, May! Let's go eat!"
"But what about Shadow?" Pikachu said, as he pointed to Shadow, who was beaten up by Bowser. Yoshi sweatdropped and said, "Um...maybe Sonic should go get him." Yoshi chuckled nervously and he ran inside the McDonald's.
Sonic heard these words mentioned and turned around. "Go get Shadow? What-" Then he saw Shadow getting chased by Bowser. "Uh oh... I'd better go bail him out..." He ran over at super speed and grabbed Shadow, taking him far away from Bowser.
Back inside the McDonald's, everyone were eating their burgers and fries. "BUUUUUUUUURP! Boy, that was the most delicious burger I ever eaten!" May said, as she signed happily and rubbed her stomach, which was a bit fat. Yoshi couldn't help but giggle at the sight of the burnt Shadow.
Sonic sighed and shook his head. "Oh Shadow... Bowser may be the bad guy, but that doesn't mean it's ok to mess with his stuff. Especially if he can breathe fire."
Shadow groaned. "I'll keep that in mind."
Amy and Rouge looked at Shadow, and they were laughing. "Poor Shadow! He got burnt to a crisp!" Amy said while laughing. Rouge was trying to lose her breath out of laughing as she said, "What's next? A burnt echidna?" Knuckles overheard this, and he shuddered as he sat next to May.
Sonic shuddered a bit too. "Or maybe another burnt Hedgehog..." He said looking warily outside.
Bowser was calling Wario, Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo. He was telling them about the race, and they agreed. Suddenly, they appeared right next to Bowser, via Mewtwo's teleport skill.
"About time," Bowser said, as he looked at the ferry, which was still coming slowly. He turned to Wario and said, "Wario, how's your brother?"
"Waluigi? Oh he's fine. Apparently now he's in a love triangle and battling with Luigi for Daisy's affections." Wario explained.
Bowser raised his eyebrow as Donkey Kong said, "I thought this was a rather good idea, Bowser. Hell, Diddy told me that he joined the Yoshi Kart race, so I thought it would be more interesting to come along with you."
Bowser signed and said, "Thanks, guys. But, there is some sort of problem. You see, Mr. Shadow the Idiot Hedgehog messed up my car controls, so we need a new car." All Mewtwo did was chuckle.
Mewtwo spoke up after chuckling. "Why don't you let me have a look at it? I'm sure I might be able to fix it..." Mewtwo said, as he approached Bowser.
Bowser shrugged and said, "Very well, then. Good luck." Bowser brought over his broken Koopa Klown Car as Mewtwo examined it.
Mewtwo examined the inside as he opened up the dashboard. "Let's see now..." He worked with the wires, untangling, and reattaching.
Bowser went inside with Mewtwo as he checked the wires messed up. "Well, the wires are messed up a bit, but I think Wario can fix them. Hey Wario!" Bowser shouted, as Wario walked up to Bowser.
Wario stood beside Mewtwo. "Haha! Let The Great Wario have a shot at this!" He set to work his magic on the repairs.
Bowser stood there in shook as the wires put themselves together with "Wario" magic. "Wow! Wario, you did it!" Bowser cheered, as Wario laughed in triumph.
"Well," Mewtwo began, "I think that does it. The Koopa Klown Car is in working order!"
Suddenly, Yoshi came out, examining his car. He spotted Mewtwo. "Hey Mewtwo! What are you, Wario, Ganondorf, and Donkey Kong doing here?" Yoshi cried, as he ran to them.
Mewtwo shrugged. "We're fixing the Koopa Klown Car, what else?"
Yoshi made a strange look, just as Sonic came out and saw the group of powerful men.
"Woah..." Sonic gazed at the group before him. "So these are the muscle baddies of the Nintendo world..."
Yoshi looked at Sonic and said, "Yep. Let's be lucky that Eggman doesn't show up. If he can, since he's so fat!" Yoshi started to crack up, as well as Sonic and the Nintendo villains.
Mewtwo chuckled. "That deep fat fryer man has such high cholesterol, a happy meal would give him a heart attack!"
Yoshi fell over laughing. "Oh man, for him to lose weight, he would have to run on Jupiter!" Donkey Kong cracked up and said, "No, a happy meal wouldn't crush him. How about 1 chicken nugget?" Everyone laughed more.
Wario joined in. "IF he did jumping jack, his man tits would constantly smack him in the face!"
Bowser couldn't help but laugh. "Yeah. He weighs as much as the sun!" Ganondorf added, "Man, I wonder if his methane smells as bad as he does!" Everyone continued to laugh.
Wario added some more. "When he jumps up into the sky, there's a Solar Eclipse!"
Suddenly, Knuckles came in, and he joined in the fun. "Eggman is SO fat, if he fell into the Grand Canyon, he'd get stuck!" Knuckles said
Everyone laughed out all their laughter. Soon, they were finished, and May came out with Shadow. "What's going on?" May asked, looking at an exhausted Yoshi.
Sonic was still laughing. "We're making fun of Eggman," Sonic said, as he tried to stop laughing.
May looked at Shadow, who recovered from his burn he received by Bowser. "Hey Shadow, you wanna go play on the swings?" May asked sweetly.
Shadow blushed slightly and nodded.
Yoshi looked strangely at the two figures as they headed for the swings. "Guys, you think Shadow like May?" Yoshi asked.
Sonic looked at Shadow's blush. "Well, he does look a bit red in the face..."
Donkey Kong looked as Shadow poked at May's butt. "That's one lucky hedgehog," Donkey Kong said, as Shadow looked behind him, and then he slapped May's butt. "EEK! Who slapped my tushie?" May shrieked.
Shadow just took an innocent stance and looked towards the sky. "Wasn't me." He said.
Yoshi made a weird face as he said to Sonic, "Shadow's a lucky hedgehog..." "Yep…" Sonic added.
With that, Yoshi and Sonic went back into the McDonald's as May and Shadow talked to each other while they were swinging on the swings.
Author's Note: Well, I hoped you enjoyed that long chapter. It took me FOREVER-well, 5 days-to complete this chapter. Anyhoos, check out my Yoshi Kart: Mini Series to see the new 57 entries!
Yoshi: Wow, I can't wait for the entries to come in!
Peppy: Yeah! It will be fun!
Sonic: Who knows what could happen in this race...
Yoshi: You're rarely mentioned.
Sonic: So? Is that a bad thing?
Peppy: Actually, it is.
Dr. Hoshi: Guys, stop talking in the special edition of this crummy filler chapter.
Yoshi/Peppy/Sonic: Yes, doc.
Dr. Hoshi: Thank you.
Yoshizilla: Thank you, Harryhausen. Well, that's all for now! Until then, see ya!