Author's Note: Well, here are some entries for the race. There are still more to come, so most of them will appear in the next chapter, and the race will begin. By the way, this is still during the race's break, so expect some randomness to occur.

Disclaimer: Except for the made-up characters and plot-

Dis: AH SHADDAP!

Claimer: (takes pen) MINE!

Disclaimer: (signs a sign that says this job sucks while sighing and puts his hand on his forehead)

Yoshi: (pulls by in his kart) Hey there. (fires gun at Claimer)

Disclaimer: YES!

Dis: (moons Disclaimer) GET SCREWED!

Peppy: (drives by) Eat this! (whacks Dis with club tail)

Dis: (is dead)

Disclaimer: YES! (celebrates)

Me: Eheihiehea... enjoy; yeah...

"Hey look at this note I found." Dr. Hoshi spoke after slowing his vehicle down to read the note. "'Dear pesky plumbers, the title of the chapter which is 'A hungry girl, Eggman jokes, and entries' was called that because of May's crying about hunger, the obvious redundant jokes about 1 Ivo Robotnik, and several people entering the race.'" He rolled his eyes. "Because lord forbid this story doesn't have enough friggin' characters in the story."

After swinging on the swings, May and Shadow sat down inside the McDonald's. Yoshi and Sonic saw the two enter, as they kept a close eye on them. "Sonic, do you think there's a chance for Shadow to actually like May?" Yoshi asked.

Sonic thought for a moment. "Well... They do seem to be getting along very well... But I think Shadow can control himself, plus, I think May would knock some sense into him if he tried anything stupid. So I think he'll be kept in line."

Yoshi nodded his head. "Yeah. Besides, I don't think a hedgehog who is seventeen yeas old and a human girl who's ten years old would mix." Suddenly, Knuckles and Pikachu came over, who overheard what Yoshi and Sonic said.

Sonic waved to Knuckles as he came into view. "Hey Knux! What's up?" Sonic shouted, as Knuckles and Pikachu sat down at the table.

"Just overheard you guys talking, so I thought I'd come over." Knuckles looked over to see May and Shadow. "Looks like Shadow's made a new friend..."

Pikachu scratched his head and said, "Speaking of which, I wonder if Ash will enter in the race. He seems to like competition." Yoshi looked at Pikachu and said, 'Yeah. I wonder where Ash is right now."

The scene switches to Pallet Town, where Ash is tuning up his car for the Yoshi Kart grand prix. Gary arrives and he looks at Ash.

Ash looked at his completed racer, wondering if he missed anything, when he heard someone walk up. He turned around. "Gary?"

Gary chuckled and he said, "So Ash? What are you doing with this... thing?"

Ash twitched angrily, but kept his cool. "I'm gonna enter in the Yoshi Kart race." He says, as he looks under his car.

Gary suddenly started laughing. "Yoshi Kart? What the hell is that? Is that a crappy Mario Kart ripoff?" Gary said, as he fell on the ground, laughing in stitches.

Ash looked back up at Gary and snorted. "Laugh all you want, but everyone's gonna be there, including Yoshi himself, AND the Mario brothers! The Sonic Team from SEGA will be there too."

Gary stopped laughing and he got back up. "You mean...the Mario brothers AND the Sonic Team from SEGA are gonna compete in it?" Gary asked, as he was shocked to hear.

Ash nodded and said, "Yup." Gary suddenly started running to Professor Oak's lab to gather supplies needed for a race cart. Ash chuckled.

"Well that certainly got his interest," Ash laughed as he put the finishing touches on his car.

Back at the Yoshi Kart grand prix, Yoshi was munching on his Big Mac burger with jelly on it. "Mmm! Sonic, you have got to try a Big Mac with jelly!" Yoshi said, as he happily digested the burger.

Sonic already had a Big Mac burger with jelly in front if him. He picked it up and took a bite into it. "Mmmm...This is awesome!" Sonic said, as he munched happily on the Big Mac with jelly.

Yoshi smiled as he noticed that May and Shadow were sitting together at another table, eating their Jelly Burgers. "Awww...ain't that cute?" Yoshi said to Sonic, as he pointed to the two figures.

Sonic nodded. "Yup. Cause I think Shadow NEEDS a friend."

Suddenly, Knuckles and Pikachu were laughing because they were telling each other jokes about Eggman. "What's so funny?" Yoshi asked Knuckles, as the echidna caught his breath.

Knuckles gasped between laughs. "Eggman... HAHAW... jokes... HEHEI..."

Pikachu giggled all over as he said, "Eggman is so fat, he needs 45,684 trucks to pull him out of his own house! HAHA!"

"Eggman is so fat he needs 100,000 cans of slim fat just to lose 1 pound!" Knuckles chuckled.

Sonic decided to join in on the fun. "Eggman is so fat, that his weight could crush the planet Jupiter if he sat on it! HAHAHAHA!"

Pikachu came out with another. "Eggman is so fat, he needs a size 1000 pair of pants!"

Yoshi cracked up so hard, he added, "Eggman is so fat, his mamma can't even notice him!"

Sonic was on the floor laughing his head off. "Eggman is so fat, when he farts, it's a category 10 hurricane!"

Knuckles then thought of one to outdo Sonic's. "Eggman is SO fat...His shit is the size of tree logs!"

Everyone inside the McDonald's except for May and Shadow, who were in separate bathrooms, laughed so hard they joined in. It went on for several hours.

Yoshi stopped laughing, and then he said, "Man, those were good jokes." Bowser caught his breath and said, "Yeah. That was too hilarious."

Sonic thought for a moment. "Who else can we joke about?" He said, as he looked around for suggestions.

Suddenly, May and Shadow came out of the different bathrooms at the same time. "Boy, did I need to go," May said, as she cleaned her shorts to see if dirt got on her.

Shadow looked at everyone. "I heard laughing. What was everyone joking about?"

Yoshi turned to Shadow and said, "Eggman jokes. We're thinking about doing jokes about Sheldon J. Plankton, of the Chum Bucket, or should I say…the CHUMP Bucket." Yoshi suddenly started laughing, as well as the others.

Sonic laughed and then started. "Plankton is SO small... He needs a forklift to lift a penny!"

Pikachu laughed and he added, "Plankton is so small, he can't even flip a burger!"

Knuckles joined in with his. "Plankton is SO small, his penis is BEYOND microscopic!"

Tiptup joined in with his cruel joke, which was, "Plankton is so small, he can't drive a Honda!"

Shadow laughed hysterically and came up with his own. "Plankton is SO small, if he had sex with a super model, he'd get lost inside her vagina!" Suddenly, everyone stopped laughing, and they all looked strangely at Shadow.

"Shadow, what the hell?" Yoshi asked, as he clutched his stomach in pain. Pikachu was ready to barf. May blushed madly and looked away from Shadow.

Shadow realized that no one was laughing and felt mortified. "Uh... Oh god..." Flushed with mortification, he rushed out of the McDonalds.

May frowned and she followed Shadow out of the McDonald's. Shadow was hiding inside the Sauropod Forest. May stood right outside of the forest and shouted, "Shadow! What's wrong?" Shadow came out, and he looked at May.

Shadow had his head hung. "I thought I had a good joke, but everyone was just disgusted... nobody liked it..."

May looked down, and then she said, "It's all right, Shadow. You didn't mean to say that out loud." May then kissed Shadow on the cheek, and she ran back inside the McDonald's.

Shadow blushed slightly at the kiss, but he shook it off and frowned. "Man, I'm such a dutz..." He said glumly. "I'll just go and work on my car some more, cause now everyone thinks I'm a weirdo..." He walked back towards the track.

The next day, everyone were tuning in their cars as Master Hand came along. He turned to the huge audience, who were chatting with each other, and then to the racers. "Folks, we have several new racers I like you to meet." Ash Ketchum suddenly appeared in a red-and-white car with the words "POKEMON MASTER!" in yellow on it.

Ash waved to the crowd flashing a cheesy smile. "Hi everyone! How are you all doing?" Pikachu ran to Ash and said, "Ash! I'm so glad you're here! Now this race will get better!" Pikachu then smiled. Ash smiled back and said, "Nice to see you too Pikachu. So who else is here?"

May appeared next to Ash with Shadow by her side. "Hi, Ash!" May said, as she giggled. Misty appeared with Max and they said, "Hi, Ash!" "Hi girls! How are you?" Ash flashed them a smile.

Suddenly, a green tank appeared from nowhere. Out from the tank came Earthworm Jim and Groundskeeper Willie. Sonic stared in surprise. "Earthworm Jim? And Groundskeeper Willy?" Sonic said, as Earthworm Jim came out and struck a pose with his gun. "Groovy!" Groundskeeper Willy was playing his bagpipes and said nothing.

Master Hand made a weird expression, just as a school bus arrived with Principle Skinner and Otto. Skinner came out with a plate of steamed hams that were clearly hamburgers purchased from the Krusty Burger. "Howdy there racers, I'm Skinner from Springfield Elementary, and I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon of a race!"

Otto came out and waved. "I'm the bus driver with a name that is spelled the same way backwards!"

Both yellow idiots struck ridiculous poses as they proclaimed, "And we're the ultimate team-up!"

Yoshi looked at Skinner while trying to contain his appetite from looking at the burgers before him. "Wow. I didn't know that people from Springfield would want to race."

Homer Simpson showed up on the track himself, in his own car. "WOOHOO! I made it to the race!" Homer shouted, as he chanted "USA! USA! USA!" over and over.

Suddenly, Bart Simpson arrives on his skateboard. "Ay curamba! I'm here for the race, dudes!" Bart said, as he performed tricks on his skateboard.

Yoshi looked at Sonic and said, "Well, we have an interesting bunch of entries, huh, Sonic?" Sonic turned his head to Yoshi, and nodded in agreement.

Sonic rubbed the back of his head. "Never thought the Simpsons would be entering in this race."

Yoshi looked at Shadow, who was standing next to May. Yoshi turned to Sonic and said, "You know, Shadow has really been attached to May ever since he entered in."

Shadow looked around. "Are there anymore surprise racers coming in?" He asked.

Suddenly, something tapped Shadow's shoulder. Shadow turned behind, and he saw a two-legged, light-purple female cat with pink-and-purple clothes. "My name is Blaze the Cat," She said, as she looked at Sonic and winked.

Sonic blushed slightly. "H-Hi..."

Blaze walked towards Sonic, and she said, "Hmm...you seem interesting. It would be an honor to race a worthy hedgehog like you."

Sonic blushed deeper. "W-Well, thanks for the compliment. I'd like to race against you too. You seem like a skilled racer yourself."

Knuckles caught wind of Blaze and he walked towards her. Blaze turned her head to Knuckles and said, "Why, hello handsome."

Knuckles flushed redder than his fur. "H-Hello..."

Rouge stood next to Knuckles, and she gave Blaze an angry look. "Eyes to yourself, miss. Knuckles is with me," She said in a angry voice of tone. Blaze backed up a bit as Rouge snarled like a jaguar.

Knuckles began to panic in his mind. 'Uh oh... Things might get ugly...'

Suddenly, a familiar limousine with pictures of Springfield's familiar clown came by, and Krusty the Clown came out. Krusty waved to the crowd. "Hey hay! Huhouhuohuahahauhawhauwhah!" He laughed, as he looked at everyone after honking with a horn and chucking pies everywhere.

Everyone sweatdropped and chuckled at the same time.

May apparently giggled and said, "Awww! I like clowns! They're funny!" May looked towards Shadow, but then she noticed that the black hedgehog wasn't behind her. "Um... has anyone seen...?" May asked, looking around for her not so edgy mammal friend.

Shadow was running towards his car, screaming like a girl, at the sight of Krusty. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CLOWN!"

Yoshi looked strangely at the spiny blur blur next to him. "Um... dude, is Shadow all right?" Yoshi asked, as he saw the black hedgehog running for his life.

Sonic snickered slightly. "He's got a phobia of clowns."

Blaze saw Shadow, and she chuckled. "It seems that the dear Shadow has a case of scared fever." Blaze then used her psychic power and froze Shadow in mid-air.

Shadow found himself frozen in place. 'Dang it... What if the clown decides to follow me?' Shadow thought, as he had freaky images of him being chased by Krusty the Clown.

Bart ran over to his TV show idol. "Krusty! You're entering the race too?" Bart asked, as Krusty turned to the boy.

"That's right kid. Krusty the Clown has had his share of races, and not just the clown ones," Krusty replied, giving a honk of his horn.

Skinner spotted Bart and said, "Bart Simpson, I was wondering why you haven't showed up for school. You were here to race, and to cause trouble as usual. So you better watch it, because even though this is a race, Simpson, I'm watching you." With that, Skinner went back inside the school bus.

Bart kicked the ground and grumbled, "Stupid suspicious Skinner... Following me everywhere..."

Skinner came out of the bus and turned to Groundskeeper Willie. "Willie, make sure that Bart Simpson doesn't cause trouble," Skinner commanded.

Willie saluted. "Aye Eye, Skinner! Ye can coont on me!" He turned around and when Skinner was out of ear shot, he muttered, "Ye toupee wearin', uptight, bag of Haggis."

Blaze looked at Shadow, who was still in mid-air. She used her psychic power to free Shadow, and he fell on the ground, face first.

"Ouch..." Shadow groaned.

May walked towards Shadow and she picked him up. "Are you all right, Shadow?" May asked.

"Got frozen in mid run and then released only to fall on my face..." Shadow said, rubbing his face.

Suddenly, May's stomach started to grumble. May blushed all over. "Oops. I guess I forgot about my stomach," She said, as she giggled.

Shadow raised an eyebrow. "May... I'm curious... How many times a day do you need food?" He asked, as he looked at May curiously.

May blushed madly and said, "Well, I can eat 50 times as much as my own weight."

Shadow's eyes widened. "Damn... I can't even eat half that much..." Shadow said, as May rubbed her stomach, which was still grumbling.

Everyone overheard and they all sweatdropped. Ash couldn't help but chuckle, since he eats a lot of food.

"Haha... That's no surprise to me." Ash said, as he continued, "I can eat that much myself."

Suddenly, Shadow found his stomach rumbling. Yoshi chuckled as he said, "Well, Shadow, I guess May isn't the only one who is hungry."

Shadow chuckled and said, "Yup... Though I doubt I could eat 50 times my own weight, without getting sick."

Yoshi shrugged and said, "Well, at least May has an effective bladder." May blushed and said, "Guys, you're embarrassing me."

Shadow, not wanting to discuss bodily functions, changed the subject back. "Well shall we eat before the race begins now?"

Everyone agreed as they entered in the McDonald's once more. Unfortunately, everyone, including the huge audience, have ate so much, all of the food in the McDonald's were gone. "Oh no! We ate so much, there isn't any food left!" Yoshi cried.

"We're gonna starve!" Cream shouted to make things more dramatic. If that wasn't enough, dramatic music was played in the background. May fell on her knees and started crying. "Great! We have no food on this island and now we're gonna die of hunger!" May cried, as Shadow comforted her, but he was worried too.

"Now what do we do?" Shadow asked with concern.

Yoshi looked at Bowser, who was playing with a yo-yo. "Hey Bowser, can we have that yo-yo?" Yoshi asked. Bowser turned to Yoshi and said, "Heh. You can have it." Bowser gave Yoshi the yo-yo, and Yoshi took the yo-yo and ran towards May. Sonic, however, was confused.

"What's with the Yo-Yo, Yoshi?" Sonic asked.

Yoshi turned to Sonic and said, "Well, maybe this can cheer up May from going insane over hunger, and besides, look at her." Yoshi then pointed to May, who was crying out waterfalls.

Sonic sweat dropped at May's display. "Ah... I see."

Yoshi went in front of May and put the yo-yo in front of him. May stopped crying as she looked at the yo-yo.

"Oooh!" May gushed as she took the yo-yo and began to play with it.

Yoshi smiled as he turned to Sonic and said, "See? I told you it would work."

Several minutes later...

"I can't believe it didn't work," Yoshi said, as May continued to cry. Despite playing with the yo-yo earlier, May was still hungry, and there was no food on the island available to eat. Pikachu walked towards May and asked, "May? Why are you crying?"

"There's no food on the island! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" May wailed.

Yoshi looked down at his shoes as he sat down next to May. "Don't worry, May. We'll get some food in no time," Yoshi said. Everyone else couldn't help but feel guilty of eating all the food. Suddenly, Yoshi got an idea. "Hey, Sonic," Yoshi called out, as Sonic approached Yoshi and the wailing May.

"Yeah Yoshi?" Sonic asked. "What do you need?"

Yoshi looked at Sonic and said, "Sonic, do you have a feather?"

Sonic pulled one out of the random anime space. "Here it is," Sonic said, as he handed Yoshi the feather.

Yoshi took the feather and started tickling May with it. May started laughing. "See? I knew this was gonna work!" Yoshi said, as he tossed the feather into random anime space. Suddenly, May stopped laughing, and her stomach growled again.

Sonic face faulted. "Damn it..." He said, as he looked down at his red shoes.

Yoshi frowned and said, "Isn't there ANYTHING to cheer up May?" Suddenly, May started crying again, this time, she was sitting on her butt.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" May cried again over hunger and kicked about like a baby.

Poor Tiptup couldn't take it anymore and he went insane. "GAAAAAAAAH!" He yelled, as he took Krusty's pants and hopped in them. Tiptup then giggled like a maniac and ran around in circles around the racers.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Krusty danced about with Tiptup running about in his pants, while Bart laughed his head off.

Mewtwo sweatdropped a bit. "Guys... Chill...Sonic, Shadow and I'll take care of this..." Mewtwo disappeared for a brief moment, and then returned with McDonalds food supplies. Sonic and Shadow then used their super speed to restock the entire restaurant in 3 seconds.

May stopped crying and she started cheering. Everyone else cheered as food was restored on the island. "YAAAY! FOOD IS HERE!" May cried happily, as she took one of the Big Mac burgers with jelly and started eating it.

Mewtwo face faulted and signed. "What a mood swing..." He said, as everyone else happily ordered food and ate happily.

Bowser patted Mewtwo on the back and said, "You can say that again, old buddy."

Several minutes later, everyone is full and they sign happily. May, despite eating 45 percent of all the food, still has her beautiful look, but luckily is full. Fortunately, Krusty gets back his pants from Tiptup, who is resting his head.

Yoshi looks at Sonic and says, "Well, Sonic, it looks like we have done a job well done." Yoshi smiled as Peppy stood next to Yoshi. He smiled as well.

Sonic nodded while giving a thumbs up sign. "Thank god for Mewtwo."

Suddenly, another entry came in, but his entry was a black limousine. Out of it came the richest man in the world that would somehow be president of the United States in the future... it was the 1 and only Donald John Trump.

"I heard there's a race to win $1,000,000,000,000, so I decided to join," Donald Trump said in a big way while he looked at the giant floating glove before him.

Master Hand turned around and said, "Donald Trump, what a surprise to see you! The grand prix will be very interesting with you racing in it."

Peppy's eyes widened as he said to Knuckles, "Wow, the richest man in the world is joining the grand prix now."

Knuckles was just as surprised. "Yeah... Never expected the Trump to be a contestant..." Knuckles said.

Yoshi chuckled and said, "Wow. I'm quite surprised to see how many people are actually competing in the Yoshi Kart."

Peppy shook his head and said, "Yeah. Who knows who else would join."

Back at Eggman's fortress, Bokkun was discussing about becoming a racer at the Yoshi Kart grand prix to ambush the racers.

"So, Sir..." Bokkun went on. "If I enter in as a racer, I can set up the robot soldiers all over the track, and catch not only the Sonic crew, but those Nintendo fools too."

Suddenly, a severely injured Grounder came in with a broken Scratch. "Sir... we have failed you." Grounder said, as he handed Eggman the broken Scratch.

"Yeah it sucked," Scratch coughed in a vain attempt of doing his infamous laugh.

Eggman raised an eyebrow and yelled, "They caught you?"

Grounder sighed while signing a nearby blank piece of paper. "Well..."

The scene flashes back to yesterday at the Yoshi Kart grand prix, where Sonic and Tails are tuning their car and then take care of the dumb bots. It then follows the robots to being sucked into a parallel universe where a race was going on in a different Yoshi Kart.

"The hell?" Yoshi gawked while driving about in his pipe framed go kart, seeing the idiot metal beings clank into his vehicle. "I didn't ask for this!"

"Hey now don't feel like that." Dr. Hoshi commented while pulling up in his kart feeling like an all star and fired several rockets at the racers ahead. "It's not every day you get to appear suddenly so early in a fanfiction about racing."

"The what now?" Peppy mumbled while stuffing his face with lettuce.

And so ends the flashback, in which we are back at Eggman's fortress. Eggman is incredibly furious, but he manages to cool down.

Eggman sighed and put his hand on his forehead. "Sonic is getting smarter and smarter..."

Grounder asked, "So uh boss... to make up for our embarrassment, shall we enter in the Yoshi Kart grand prix with Bokkun?"

Eggman looked at Grounder while rubbing his mustache. "...Perhaps you should repair yourselves first..."

"Sounds about right." Scratch interjected while still broken up. "This neck is going to kill me if I don't get it fixed."

Grounder looked at himself in the mirror. "You have a point, your egginess."

With that, Grounder left with Scratch. Bokkun turned to Eggman.

"Eggman, sir..." Bokkun began. "Will you be participating in the race too?"

Eggman thought for a moment. "I believe I shall Bokkun... I have a new Egg Formula Cart that needs a good test run..." He smiled evilly, as the scene switched to the outside of Eggman's fortress.

Author's Note: Well that was it. I hoped that you enjoyed this chapter of Yoshi Kart! Anyway, most of the entries will be revealed in the next chapter, but that won't mean that randomness won't exist.