Author's Note: Well, thanks to everyone who reviewed and saw Yoshi Kart: The Mini Series Parts 1 and 2. All of your characters shall appear in the race alongside the other racers, so I hope that you all enjoy this chapter.
Dis: This race sucks!
Claimer: (steals Tornado) Mine!
Sonic: HEY! (chases Claimer)
Disclaimer: (signs and slaps forehead)
Peppy: Damn it, I can't believe I was jinxed again...(fixes car)
Yoshi: Truth or Dare?
Shadow: DARE!
Yoshi: I dare you to kiss May!
May: (blushes madly)
Shadow: (sweatdrops)
Ash: (fumes)
Sonic/Knuckles: (chuckle)
Yoshi: YOU'RE A BIG COWARD!
Shadow: AM NOT! (kisses May)
May: (blushes different colors)
Ash: GRAAAAH! (chases Shadow)
Shadow: (cries like a little girl)
Yoshi/Sonic/Knuckles: (laugh their asses off)
P.S.: By the way, before I start the chapter, I will let you know what people are already there. Here's the list:
Yoshi/Pichu
Peppy Ankylosaurus/Clario
Birdo
Boshi
Zirdo
Heppy
Bronto
Shelia
Mario/Luigi
Peach/Zelda
Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf/Donkey Kong/Wario
Koopa/Paratroopa
Banjo/Kazooie
Link/Samus
Pikachu/Marth/Roy
Kirby
May/Misty/Max
Diddy Kong
Pipsy
Krunch
King K. Rool/Kaptain K. Rool/Baron K. Roolenstein
Fox/Krystal/Slippy/Peppy Hare/Falco
Bumper
Wizpig
Conker
Tiptup
Timber
Diddy Kong Racing Bosses
Tyrannoyoshi Rex/Lord Genzor Triceratops/King Brachiosaurus/King Ankylosaurus
James Bond
Alec Trevelyan
Wile E. Coyote
Roadrunner
Barney the Dinosaur
Oscar the Grouch
Team Rocket
Sonic/Amy
Knuckles/Rouge
Tails/Cream/Cheese
Shadow
Krusty the Clown
Homer Simpson
Bart Simpson
Skinner/Otto
Groundskeeper Willie/Earthworm Jim
Donald Trump
Crazy Hand
Bottles/Mumbo
Drumstick
T.T.
Captain Falcon
Cloud Strifle
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
Ash Ketchum
Blaze the Cat
And with all the racers announced, and with that said, enjoy the show!
Disclaimer: Before we get on with the show, we own nothing except the plot. All of the official characters belong to their owners, all of the made-up characters belong to their owners, and Peppy Ankylosaurus, Heppy Ankylosaurus, Zirdo Birdosaurus, Bronto Brontosaurus, and Shelia Stegosaurus belong to Yoshizilla. (signs) Man, that was a lot to say, but it was worth it.
It was dark, cold, and several minutes before sunset. As the sun started to appear in the sky, Master Hand yawned loudly and he went over to Sonic's cabin. "Sonic, wake up Knuckles, Shadow, Yoshi, May, Tiptup, Peppy, Mario, Luigi, Pikachu, and Blaze," Master Hand said, as he gently knocked on the cabin's door.
Sonic, already awake, heard Master Hand loud and clear and sat up from the bed. He walked out of his cabins, and sped at super sonic speed past everyone's cabins, knocking at all the doors.
Yoshi opened his door and said, "Sonic, you know what time it is? What's with the urgent news?"
Sonic had already zoomed back to Yoshi's cabin, the moment Yoshi began his sentence. "Master Hand summons us."
Yoshi shrugged and he woke up Tiptup. "Yoshi, what is it?" Tiptup said, as he opened his eyes.
Yoshi put on his red shoes and said, "Master Hand wants us. We better go." With that said, Yoshi and Tiptup left the cabin and went outside, where Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, Pikachu, the Mario brothers, Blaze, and May waited.
Shadow yawned and stretched. "Wonder what was so urgent that Master Hand called us at 6 AM for..."
May looked at Shadow and said, "Maybe it's something that Master Hand wanted to show us. I can't wait to see what it is!" She squealed, and she jumped up and down in excitement.
Pikachu walked towards Knuckles and said, "So Knux, where's Rouge at?"
Knuckles rubbed the back of his head and looked hesitant to answer. "Um... Well..."
At that moment, Rouge popped her head out of Knuckles's cabin, wearing a black silk teddy. "What's going on Knux?" She asked, as she yawned loudly.
Knuckles turned to Rouge. "Master Hand calls us. Think you'd better get dressed."
"Ok, Knuxie," She said, as she giggled. "Wouldn't wanna give Master Hand a heart attack with my underwear." Rouge popped back inside to dress.
Blaze looked at Sonic and said, "Sonic, I'm curious. Why is that girl standing next to Shadow?" Blaze then pointed at May, who was holding Shadow's hand in excitement.
Sonic looked over, and noticed this too. "Ah... Maybe May likes Shadow."
Master Hand appeared in front of the racers, with important news. "Racers, we are having several more entries coming in, and I like you to meet them."
All of a sudden, chuckling was heard. "I know that chuckle anywhere," Yoshi said, as the voice revealed itself as...Seto Kaiba.
Seto Kaiba showed up in his Blue Eyes White Dragon-based, accompanied by Mokuba. "We finally made it brother..."
Mokuba looked all around, and he was amazed. "This is so cool, big bro..." Mokuba said, as he looked eagerly at the racers.
Everyone's jaw dropped. "Are you THE Seto Kaiba?" Pikachu asked, as he looked surprised by the appearance of Seto's Blue Eyes White Dragon-based car.
Seto just smirked, and he said, "The one and only."
Suddenly, a red-and-white car appeared. A 13-year-old yellow-orange colored female Echidna and a 9-year-old female fox who was yellow-orange, wore a mint green tank top and a white miniskirt and her shoes are pearly white sandals turned their heads towards the racers.
Sonic looked at the newcomers. "Who are they?" Sonic asked, as he scratched his head.
"I'm Rocky the Echidna," the echidna said.
The female Fox hoped out and said, "I'm Twilight the Fox. I have a crush on Tails."
Rocky saw Knuckles. "Well, you seem to be an excellent racer. I can't wait to compete with you," Rocky said, as she winked to Knuckles. Knuckles blushed deeply, just as Rouge came out of the cabin.
Rouge fumed. 'Damn it.' She thought. 'Another hussy trying to take away my Knuxie...'
Suddenly, Tails came out of the bathroom and he walked towards the other racers. Twilight squealed and he hugged Tails tightly. "Tails! How much I miss you!" She said, as she continued to hug Tails.
Tails was taken aback by the sudden appearance of a cute little fox girl. It could only be Twilight. "OOF!" He exclaimed as he was hugged. "H-H-Hey Twilight..." He flushed.
Yoshi chuckled and said, "Well, it seems that Tails has a new admirer." Pikachu shook his head and said, "Yep. Reminds me of my old girlfriend in Viridian Forest..."
Sonic laughed. "It figures. After all, Tails' cuteness attracts a lot of the ladies."
Suddenly, an egg-shaped vehicle arrived, along with a smaller egg-shaped vehicle and a green-and-black tank. Eggman appeared out of the large egg-shaped vehicle, as well as Scratch from the tank and Bokkun from the smaller egg-shaped vehicle.
Sonic's jaw dropped as he saw the newest driver. "Eggman?"
Shadow gawked. "Oh no..."
Grounder laughed as he hopped out of the tank. "Prepare for trouble, Sonic, because we're gonna rock this race!" Grounder said with a cheesy grin.
Sonic sweatdropped as he saw Grounder. "Oh brother...Not you guys again!" Sonic said, as he slapped his forehead.
Eggman cackled and shouted, "Nice to see you too, Sonic!" Then he turned to Shadow and narrowed his eyes. "You're in a lot of trouble, Shadow...for turning on us," Eggman said, as he continued, "You're gonna experience a lot of trouble in this race..."
Grounder smirked evilly and said, "It's pay back time for what you and Tails did to us, Sonic."
Sonic and Tail both growled. "BITE ME!" They yelled in unison.
Right at the same time, Scratch looked angrily at Sonic and Tails. He started cursing at them.
Sonic and Tails both gave the finger to Scratch in response and blew the raspberry at him.
Grounder threw pictures of porn at Sonic and Tails, causing them to vomit. "Haha! Eat your own garbage!" Grounder said, as he did a victory danced. Eggman just slapped his forehead.
Eggman groaned at what went on. "Scratch, Grounder, PLEASE! We're here to race, not fire insults at the other drivers!"
Knuckles tried to calm down Sonic and Tails as well. "Guys, c'mon. You can argue with them during the race," Knuckles said, trying to calm down the situation.
"Well, THIS was unexpected," Master Hand said, as another car appeared.
Suddenly, a black-and-yellow car appeared on the track. A yellow-and-orange Hedgehog with sunglasses popped out and said, "I'm Charture Alexander Hedgehog. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog's cousin."
Sonic was surprised and looked at Charture. "Charture? You're in the race too?" Sonic asked curiously, as he looked at Charture.
Charture chuckled and said, "That's right, Sonic. I saw the commercial and sent in my entry."
Sonic laughed, and then he said, "Fast, speedy minds think alike."
Suddenly, a 13-year-old female hedgehog who is white with light pink strips and a 15-year-old male hedgehog with blue strips and silver all over appear from the car.
"I'm Amanda," The female hedgehog says. The male hedgehog blushes and says, "I'm Silver. Nice to meet you all."
Sonic waved to them. "Nice to have you guys here."
Master Hand turned to the east, and he saw another racer appeared. "Looks like we have an unexpected racer here," Master Hand said, as the mysterious racer revealed himself.
Suddenly, in a brightly colored rocket powered Cadillac, was Haru Glory from Rave Master. "Hey, everyone!" He waved. "Hi, Haru Glory," Everyone said, to quote Dr. Nick's appearance from the Simpsons.
Yoshi's eyes widened and said, "Wow, Haru Glory is racing?"
Haru Glory gave a cheesy smile and said, "Yup!"
Peppy appeared out of his cabin and he saw Haru Glory. "Who the hell is that?" Peppy asked, scratching his head.
Sonic stared at Peppy. "You don't know? That's Haru Glory. The Rave Master, and possessor of the 10 Commandments Sword," Sonic explained.
Peppy shrugged and said, "Sue me. I'm not that good of remembering."
Master Hand looked strangely at Peppy Ankylosaurus as he saw another car, which was black-and-white, appeared on the track. "Seems we have a new racer," Master Hand said, as Sephiroth revealed himself.
Sephiroth smirked and said, "Yes, I decided to join. After all...this could be fun!" As the others look at each other, Sephiroth smirks and thinks to himself, "Now I will get that spiky haired freak and show this sword up his-"
Suddenly, Cloud Strifle appeared out of his cabin and he saw Sephiroth. "Jesus god, not you again!" Cloud said, as he put a palm on his forehead.
Sephiroth just smirked back at Cloud. "Surprised to see me, Cloud?" Sephiroth asked, touching his white hair.
Cloud shook his head and said, "I didn't expect that you would decided to race, seeing how that you wanted to do some evil...worldly powers..."
"Well...things change. People change...and besides, this is a good time to do more evil stuff and finally kill that Cloud! Heheheheheheahahahaha!" Sephiroth stopped laughing as he saw the weird expression that Cloud gave him. "Oh, crap, I said that out loud!"
Roy and Marth came out as they heard the yelling. "What's going on here?" Roy asked. Master Hand turned to the two swordsmen and said, "We have new entries for the Yoshi Kart grand prix. Several more are coming."
"Roooooooyyyyyyyy-pooo!" Shouted a voice from behind Roy!
Roy sweatdropped as he said, "Oh no..."
Sonic looked around, laughing. "Does Roy have his own secret admirer?"
Knuckles snickered along. "Sure sounds like it."
Out of nowhere a dark shadow appeared. At first it flew into the sky then pounced upon Roy's body. A woman with long green hair was now glomping Roy. "Oh, Roy, my little baby! I KNEW you were here! Oh, you didn't tell Mommy where you were, shame on you!" The woman cried.
Roy was screaming for his life as Marth and Pikachu chuckled. "Poor Roy...I didn't expect THIS to happen to him," Marth said. Pikachu continued to chuckle and said, "Yeah. He must really have a lot of fan girls."
Roy tried to move out the green haired woman's grasp. "Mom! Please...let me go! You're squishing me!"
"He's right, Lyn, I suggest you let him go," spoke an older man that look quite a lot like Roy.
Yoshi jumped in surprised and shouted, "Eliwood? What are you and Lyn doing here?"
Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were laughing their heads off at the scene before them.
"Oh, you see...we wanted to come and visit our little Roy," spoke Lyn as she snuggled her baby boy. "Besides...I had to watch over him. He's bound to put foreign objects into his mouth and he might trip over himself and get hurt and he could even..."
Pikachu stopped chuckling and said, "Actually, we lost in the first race because of our frickin' stupid car." Marth lowered his head and said, "Yeah. We could sorta use a new car since the one we have now will just break down again."
"Oh, I see," replied Eliwood as he rubbed his chin. "Hmmm...I wonder if there is a way to make a new one."
"With the technology that we have? Is that possible to produce something advance like that, with our medieval minds?" Asked Roy as he looked at his father with a strange look on his face.
Shadow stared at them and asked, "Don't you guys still use Horses?"
"Oh...why yes...of course!" Replied Eliwood with a smile.
"And wagons!" Called out Lyn.
"I wish I had a Rolls Royce," spoke another figure that appeared before them. An older man with dark blue hair and a blue mustache appeared.
"Oh, Hector, you want everything for yourself," replied Eliwood, as he glared at Hector.
Sonic just laughed to himself, still amused over what had occurred with Roy and Tails. "I'm sure glad my fans aren't that rabid."
"SONIC!" Came in a high pitched voice!
Sonic froze. "Damn... spoke too soon..." Sonic said to himself, as he knew what was coming.
Out of nowhere, running out of the nearby cabin, there came a pink object. It was none other then Amy Rose. She had her arms wide open and ready to glomp the one man/hedgehog she wanted to get.
"Oh, Sonic, you're gonna be mine!" She shouted as she flew in closer to him.
Sonic shrieked. "EEEEEEEEEEEE! Amy!" He cried, as he was about to dash off in Super Sonic style, but Shadow had stuck his foot out at the exact moment, tripping Sonic.
Sonic landed right on his face. "What the hell was that for Shadow?" Sonic yelled, as he rolled onto his back.
Yoshi, Pikachu, May, Mario, Luigi, and Tiptup laughed their asses off. "Oh man, this is too hilarious!" Yoshi said.
Kirby came out of his cabin and said, "What's with all the ruckus? I'm trying to dream of food!"
"OH! Sonic! I finally have you in my grasp!" Squealed Amy as she snuggled her hero
"OOF!" Sonic felt Amy glomp and snuggle him. "Eheh... Nice to see you too Amy..." Sonic signed and thought to himself, 'Hoo boy... How does that cute girl always find me?'
Suddenly, a familiar boy with a key blade arrived at the race entry port with a red-and-yellow car with black stripes. "Hey guys," He said, who was obviously Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
Shadow was watching Amy smother Sonic with kisses when he saw Kingdom Hearts Sora. "So the Key bearer is joining in too?"
May squealed and said, "I'm sure glad I signed up for this grand prix with Misty! By the way, where IS Misty?"
Right on cue, Misty and Max came out of one of the cabins and walked towards May.
"We overheard what was going on, so we decided to see what was happening," Misty said. Max adjusted his glasses and said, "Yeah. Besides, We're a team."
Sonic had his eyes closed as he felt Amy continue to kiss him all over his face. He thought, 'Man, she sure is affectionate.'
Yoshi looked at Misty, May, and Max as Pichu approached him with cheesecake. "Mmmm...You gotta love cheesecake! I mean, who can live without it?" Pichu said, with a cheesy grin.
Yoshi sweatdropped and said, "Pichu, I really don't think that-"
Suddenly, laughter was heard as a yellow-and-pink car with bubbles appeared on the track. Spongebob came out and said, "I'm ready! I'm here for the race!" Patrick Star came out and said, "Yeah! We bugged Squidward all day, so we decided to have fun here!"
Master Hand checked his Entries list, and he nodded. "Okay...Spongebob and Patrick just made it, so..." Master Hand said to himself, as he checked off a number on the list.
"How many more are gonna show up?" Shadow wondered.
Master Hand turned to the others and said, "Well, we can tally up to 100 people, but the minimum is 70."
"Oooh! I want to race too!" Came up a high squeaky voice. A girl with long blue hair and blue eyes appeared. She wore a small red dress with matching red gloves and boots.
"I want to join too!" Called out another girl, who looked similar, but wore a loose red dress and a red cape. She had long blue hair as well and blue eyes.
Marth's jaw dropped as he recognized the two girls. "What are you girls doing here?" Marth asked, while still surprised.
"Lillian?" Asked Roy as he looked up from where he was.
"Oh! We wanted to race too!" Called out both girls as they smiled.
"It's not fun when you see a close friend race and not participate!" Whined Sheeda as she looked at Marth. "You didn't invite me..."
It was then that Sheeda did her famous tearful eyes. She looked at the blue haired prince and did a somewhat stiff upper lip. Tears seemed to be stingy her eye.
Shadow chuckled. "Marth's in trouble." He said in a song voice.
Marth nervously chuckled, and then he said to Pikachu and Roy, "Pikachu, Roy? Can I speak with you two for a minute?"
Pikachu and Roy shrugged, as they followed Marth behind their cabin.
"Marth, what's the gig?" Pikachu asked. Marth signed and said, "Sheeda. She always cries when I don't invite her to an event."
Pikachu made a weird face and said, "You mean, you haven't told Sheeda that you left?" Marth shook his head in shame.
"Waaaaahhh! You forgot!" Cried Sheeda as she began to shed tears.
Marth approached Sheeda and said, "Sheeda, I'm sorry. It's just that, well, I entered when I was still living at the SSBM mansion. If you wanted to join, you could have called me."
"How am I supposed to know when things happen?" Asked Sheeda. "Besides, it's medieval times back in our world. Phones don't exist."
Marth sweatdropped and he nervously chuckled. Master Hand looked at Marth as Duke, Tristan, and Serenity arrived on the entry port in a red-and-black car with blue-and-yellow stripes and a pair of dice on the window.
"Hey, what's up? We're here to race!" Duke said with a grin. Tristan appeared next to Duke and said, "Yeah, we'll kick some ass!"
Serenity appeared next to them and said, "We're here for the race. I hope it's exciting!" Yoshi chuckled and said, "Kid, you don't know HOW much craziness has happened here."
Duke hugged Serenity and said, "Well, I guess we have Serenity for ourselves!" Suddenly, both Tristan and Duke laugh, but not before a voice yells…
"LEAVE SERENITY ALONE!"
"Oh no…" Seto said, as Joey Wheeler came onto the track with his Flaming Swordsman-based car with Mai Valentine.
"I'm not lettin' you dweebs mess with my sister!" Joey said, as Mai chuckled. "You two clowns…how much trouble can you cause?" Mai said as Duke and Tristan lowered their heads in shame.
Suddenly, a red car with Emeralds painted on it appeared. Vector came out and said, "We're here! We have made it!"
Both Tomo-Chan and Espio cheered loudly as they together shouted, "YAY! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!"
Espio signed and said, "Oh you two. You gotta lay off the sugar." Suddenly, A cackle appeared. Darth Fade-R hopped out of the car and said, "Hahahaha…at last, I have finally made it! Anakeen shall regret messing with me!"
"Oh brother! I can kick your ass any day!" A voice cried, as Lactopi and Anakeen appeared in their yellow-and-brown car, with random pictures and cheesecake on it. 'What did we miss?" Lactopi said, as she took out a cheesecake.
Pichu's eyes lit up as he took the cheesecake from Lactopi's grasp. "Cheesecake good!" Pichu said, as he smattered the cheesecake all over him.
Suddenly, a blue-and-purple car appeared along with a red-and-yellow car with flowers. Big popped out of the blue-and-purple car, looked at the racers and said, "I'm Big. I came here with Froggy to race!"
Peppy smiled as he said, "Well, I hope you enjoy the competition we have!" Suddenly, Anna Random popped out of the red-and-yellow car with flowers. "I'm here for the randomness!" Anna shouted, as Spice Chao appeared and squealed.
Yoshi smirked and said, "Wow, people are really interested in this race. Who knows how more are coming."
Master Hand checked the time, which was 7:34. "I'll wake up everyone else. Let's all go to the McDonald's and have breakfast."
May's stomach growled loudly, and everyone sweatdropped. "Breakfast is fine with me," May said, as she blushed deeply. She hen giggled, and everyone else laughed.
"Well, what are we standing around here for? Let's go get breakfast!" Yoshi cried, as everyone went into the humongous McDonald's restaurant. It was going to be a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon day…
Author's Note: Well, hope you enjoyed that, folks! BTW, if you want to keep track on how many racers there are, check them out here:
Yoshi/Pichu
Peppy Ankylosaurus/Clario
Birdo
Boshi
Zirdo
Heppy
Bronto
Shelia
Mario/Luigi
Peach/Zelda
Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf/Donkey Kong/Wario
Koopa/Paratroopa
Banjo/Kazooie
Link/Samus
Pikachu/Marth/Roy
Kirby
May/Misty/Max
Diddy Kong
Pipsy
Krunch
King K. Rool/Kaptain K. Rool/Baron K. Roolenstein
Fox/Krystal/Slippy/Peppy Hare/Falco
Bumper
Wizpig
Conker
Tiptup
Timber
Diddy Kong Racing Bosses
Tyrannoyoshi Rex/Lord Genzor Triceratops/King Brachiosaurus/King Ankylosaurus
James Bond
Alec Trevelyan
Wile E. Coyote
Roadrunner
Barney the Dinosaur
Oscar the Grouch
Team Rocket
Sonic/Amy
Knuckles/Rouge
Tails/Cream/Cheese
Shadow
Krusty the Clown
Homer Simpson
Bart Simpson
Skinner/Otto
Groundskeeper Willie/Earthworm Jim
Donald Trump
Crazy Hand
Bottles/Mumbo
Drumstick
T.T.
Captain Falcon
Cloud Strifle
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
Ash Ketchum
Blaze the Cat
Lyn/Eliwood
Sephiroth
Kingdom Hearts Sora
Spongebob/Patrick
Hector
Sheeda/Lillian
Haru Glory
Duke/Tristan/Serenity
Seto Kaiba/Mokuba
Joey/Mai
Vector/Espio/Charmy/Tomo-chan/Darth Fade-R
Big/Froggy
Anna/Spice
Author's Note: Well, that was long and exciting! Anyways, I hope you like this chapter. I also liked to thank Mewlon and Milleniumon for helping me on this part. Anyway, the last entries will come in the next chapter, and the next race will officially begin. Read and review, guys! Maybe…if I get at least over 35, I'll make the next chapter very quickly. Caio!