Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Let the bullshit begin. (sighs)
Author's Note: Well, here's my new chapter! I fully apologize for not mentioning some characters in the last race. Anyway, this is where the race starts. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own no-
Dis: (moons Disclaimer)
Claimer: (steals moon)
Disclaimer: (slaps forehead) Nevermind...
"What a stupid commercial..." Yoshi says, as he looks at the blank screen strangely.
"Face it. Commercials just get more and more retarded as the years go by." Sonic said to Yoshi.
King Kong came from behind the audience and walked towards Yoshi and Sonic. "Actually, that really did happen. Some guy just recorded it, and we used it as a commercial," King Kong tells them.
"Seriously?" Sonic asked in a tone of shock.
King Kong shook his head up and down.
"Wonder how big the next big burger will be..." Shadow wondered.
Yoshi looked strangely at Master Hand, who happened to be munching on a Big Mac Supreme. "Damn it, it takes a long time to eat this thing," Master Hand said to himself, as he munched onto the burger once more.
Master Hand noticed that everyone was looking at him, and he jumped in shook. "Oh! We're back. Well, racers, get ready!" Master Hand announced, as he got back to eating his burger.
Yoshi was checking his engine for any traces of dirt. Pichu was playing around with his cheesecake. Yoshi's jaw dropped. "Pichu, must you HAVE cheesecake with you?"
Pichu turned to Yoshi and shouted, "Yes! For it is my desire to...have cheesecake..." Pichu started dreaming strangely about cheesecake.
"O...k..." Shadow said, as he sweatdropped and backed away slowly from Pichu.
Yoshi shook his head in disbelief as Peppy came by and said, "Hey Yoshi, are you prepared to face sudden ambushes?"
Yoshi turned to Peppy and replied, "Yep. Let's just hope there isn't TOO many ambushes..." Peppy headed back to his car. Yoshi finished checking his engine and closed it. He hopped into the driver's seat.
"I bet Eggman might have a few traps in store for us..." Sonic said, as he looked under his car.
Donkey Kong was feasting upon some bananas. "Hey Bowser, shall we take down the black hedgehog first?" Donkey Kong asked, with the bananas in his hands.
Bowser nodded in agreement and replied, "Yes. We'll show him who's the true badass around here!"
Ganondorf snickered when he saw...the Balloon Dude. "Grrr...that Balloon obsessed freak...he'll pay for what he has done..." Ganondorf said to himself, taking out a bottle containing streamers.
Balloon Dude glared at Ganondorf, and then he took a seat in the audience.
Shadow looked at the Balloon Dude in the audience and noticed that he had an accomplice with him this time, who was inflating the balloons. He seemed to have a crazed look in his eyes as well.
Just as Rob finished putting his bullets in, Master Hand announced, "Okay, it seems that there has been an error in the computer. I'll have to explain the rules and show the racing list again."
Master Hand turned on a huge screen, which showed the racers. It read:
Yoshi/Pichu
Peppy Ankylosaurus/Clario
Birdo
Boshi
Zirdo
Heppy
Bronto
Shelia
Mario/Luigi
Peach/Zelda
Bowser/Mewtwo/Ganondorf /Donkey Kong/Wario
Koopa/Paratroopa
Banjo/Kazooie
Link/Samus
Pikachu/Marth/Roy
Kirby
May/Misty/Max
Diddy Kong
Pipsy
Krunch
King K. Rool/Kaptain K. Rool/Baron K. Roolenstein
Fox/Krystal/Slippy/Peppy Hare/Falco
Bumper
Wizpig
Conker
Tiptup
Timber
Diddy Kong Racing Bosses
Tyrannoyoshi Rex/Lord Genzor Triceratops/King Brachiosaurus/King Ankylosaurus
James Bond
Alec Trevelyan
Wile E. Coyote
Roadrunner
Barney the Dinosaur
Oscar the Grouch
Team Rocket
Sonic/Amy
Knuckles/Rouge
Tails/Cream/Cheese
Shadow
Krusty the Clown
Homer Simpson
Bart Simpson
Skinner/Otto
Groundskeeper Willie/Earthworm Jim
Donald Trump
Crazy Hand
Bottles/Mumbo
Drumstick
T.T.
Captain Falcon
Cloud Strifle
Baby Mario/Baby Luigi
Ash Ketchum
Blaze the Cat
Lyn/Eliwood
Sephiroth
Kingdom Hearts Sora
Spongebob/Patrick
Hector
Sheeda/Lillian
Haru Glory
Duke/Tristan/Serenity
Seto Kaiba/Mokuba
Joey/Mai
Vector/Espio/Charmy/Tomo-chan/Darth Fade-R
Big/Froggy
Anna/Spice
Lt. Gigan/MechaAnguirus
Master Ghidorah/Sir Megalon
Rob Sweere
Scott/Erika
Yami Yugi/Mewlon
Mermaidman/Barnicleboy
Ryou/Miho/Bakura
Marik/Yami Marik
Varan
Rocky the Echidna/Twilight the Fox
Great Mighty Poo
Yugi/Tea
Charture Alexander Hedgehog/Amanda/Silver
King Kong
"The winner will be determined by the number of points they obtain. In each stage, the first place winner will get 85 points, 2nd gets 84 points, 3rd gets 83 points, and so forth. Each stage will have their own way of stopping you from winning, and so on," Master Hand announced. Master Hand signed and said, "Okay, racers, get ready to race! You will go through the Ankylosaurus Village first. On my mark..."
Everyone reefed up their engines. Master Hand got into a racing position, as well as the audience inside the viewing rocket.
Shadow waited for the signal as he revved up his engine. But inside, he was bothered by the Balloon Dude's assitant appearance.
"What's wrong, Shadow?" May asked, looking at Shadow suspiciously.
Shadow pointed to the crazed assitant, blowing up the balloons with his air pump. "Something bothers me about that guy..."
May looked at the Balloon Dude, who was holding a can full of streamers. May sweatdropped and said, "Eek...that guy is freaky..."
Shadow nodded. "Yes he is. But I'm also worried about his assistant, with the air tank. He's got a crazy look in his eyes..."
May was starting to shake, and she held on to Max. "GAH! May, what are you doing?" Max shouted.
May trembled and said, "I'm scared."
The assistant with the air tank started grinning crazily as he looked wildly at all of the racers, and waved the air hose about.
Ganondorf continued to glare at the Balloon Dude. Mewtwo noticed this and the psychic cat-like Pokemon went up to the Gerudo king.
"Something wrong, Ganondorf?" Mewtwo asked his friend.
Ganondorf turned to Mewtwo and replied, "Grrrr...that Balloon Dude thinks he's the king of the streamers. I'll show him!" Ganondorf chuckled victoriously and raised his fist into the sky.
Mewtwo nodded in agreement, but then got a look at the "Air Tank Man." "Something bothers me about that guy with the air tank... I don't like they way he's looking at us... Especially the way he's looking at the girls..." Mewtwo said to Ganondorf, as the Psychic cat-like Pokemon looked at the Air Tank Man suspiciously.
May started to cry loudly. Yoshi turned his head and asked, "May, what's wrong?"
Shadow pointed to the crazy "Air Tank Man." "She's scared...of him." Shadow said to Yoshi. Yoshi scratched his head in confusion.
May, while crying, looked at Yoshi with waterfalls coming down her eyes. "Those two weird guys in the audience are scaring me," May said, as she started to cry out waterfalls.
Donkey Kong turned his attention from his bananas to see the Balloon Dude. "Hey! I remember that guy! We fought him before!" Donkey Kong explained to everyone.
"And it looks like he brought a friend." Mario said, pointing to the "Air Tank Man."
Balloon Dude turned to Air Tank Man and says, "Muhahahaha...the racers won't stand a chance against us!"
"No they won't!" Air Tank Man cackled. He then looked at the female racers. "It's not just the tires I plan on blowing up, either."
Master Hand turned to the racers and boomed, "Hey! This is no time to be fooling around! We have a ra-"
The sound of May's crying got louder, as May started crying out waterfalls.
Heppy covered his ears in pain. "GAH! Can it get worse?" Heppy said yo himself.
Shadow looked at the stands and noticed the Air Tank Man, comming their way. "Uh oh... He's comming... He's got a tank with him..."
Master Hand groaned loudly and he shouted, "THAT'S IT! RACERS, GO, GO, GO!"
"Finally!" Shadow revved up his engine and made a mad race for it, down the track, away from the Air Tank Man.
"HA! No inflation for me!" He jeered at the Air Tank Man.
With that said, all of the racers speed out of the stadium and started to speed out onto the Ankylosaurus Village. Master Hand, as well as the people inside the Viewing Rocket, shortly followed after the racers.
"Okay, the racers will make their way throught the Ankylosaurus Village. On their way, they'll make several pit stops. Can they get into the next area?" Master Hand announced, as thousands of Lakitus appeared and turned on their cameras.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I'm a cow. (moos)