Author's Note: FINALLY! It's here! And Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Anyway, the Yoshi Kart racers take a break from racing, but they get an unexpected surprise when the last entries come in! What will happen? FIND OUT NOW!
Disclaimer: We-oh, you know already. All fan-made characters belong to their owners and we OWN NOTHING OFFICIAL. Why me…
Dis: Because you suck.
Disclaimer: I didn't ask you.
Dis: You did now, dickhead.
Disclaimer: SHUT UP ALREADY AND LET'S GET ON WITH THE DAMN STORY, before I pound you good.
Dis: Meep…point taken.
Yoshi yawned loudly as he looked at his car. He got up and stretched. "Man, what's been taking the other guys so long?" Yoshi says, as Peppy wakes up and walks towards his best friend.
"To think, we have to wait for over 40 hours just for the other racers to get here," Peppy says to Yoshi, as the yellow Ankylosaurus pokes Mario with a stick.
Mario wakes up, and then he looked at his watch, then at the McDonalds. "Want to go into the McDonalds?" He asked everyone.
Luigi shrugged and said, "We could pass the time. Who knows when the others will show up?"
Clario was busy starting a wild fire. "So...does anyone have anything interesting to tell?" Clario asked.
Mario scratched his head and said, "Sorry, but I have no idea on what to talk about."
Kazooie just sighed and sipped her martini. "Geeze, everything is so dull here," Kazooie said.
"Maybe because we got here way earlier than the other racers," Peppy said.
Crazy Hand sat peacefully in his personal hot tub. He sighed peacefully and said, "Oh yeah. This hot tub I made feels so great."
Yoshi looked at Master Ghidorah, who was reading the New York Times. "Er, Master Ghidorah, do you know when the others will get here?" Yoshi asked.
Master Ghidorah gave Yoshi a blank look and said, "Kid, can't you pester someone else? I'm lookin' at the times."
Yoshi sighed as he went back into his car and pulled out his special green Gameboy Advance SP. Peach looked above the horizon, and suddenly saw a few cars in the distance. "Hey look! Someone's coming!" She shouted to everyone.
Zelda took out her binoculars and zoomed in. "Who the hell could it be...Hmm..."She said, as she looked through the binoculars.
Yoshi shrugged and said, "Hold on, maybe I can call Master Hand."
Peppy took out a cell phone and said, "Here. Call 'im with this."
Yoshi was about to dial, when Kazooie shouted, "Guys! Look! It's Scott and Erika!"
Scott and Erika suddenly pulled into the pit stop, both looking exhausted. Everyone walked towards them as Scott and Erika looked up.
"My god..." Scott groaned, as he looked back at the road, which was in construction with several cars filled with complaining and angry Ankylosauruses. "It's a traffic wreck out there..." He finished.
"So many car wrecks...A tire here, a muffler there..." Erika went on to the gang of racers.
"And the probability that there is CONSTRUCTION back there..." Peppy pointed out.
Scott nodded in agreement. "That too. Is Sonic or Shadow with you?" He asked Peppy.
Peppy turned to Yoshi as the green two-legged dinosaur pointed to Sonic, who was having a milkshake with Amy Rose. "Shadow's not here, but Sonic and Amy were with us an hour ago," Yoshi said to Scott.
Sonic and Amy noticed Scott and Erika, and waved to them.
Scott waved back and looked around. "So who got left behind in the crashes? We kind of lost count."
Yoshi looked at the scoreboard, then at Scott and says, "Erm...um...I really don't remember EXACTLY how we got here...but, there's like 36 of us here."
"Me neither," Banjo said, taking a gulp of a strange stew. "I just took some Big Macs, and cheeseburgers, and made my own stew with them. Yum!" He said, as he licked his lips.
Peppy shrugged and looked at the nearby computer. He made a face. "Yoshizilla and Milleniumon really need to update their Windows 95," Peppy said, as he looked away from the computer.
Mewlon and Yami Yugi pulled up after Scott and Erika. Mewlon looked up and said, "Gee, I never knew Ankylosaurus Land was so busy."
Peppy chuckled and said, "Well, it's a huge landmass filled with lots of tourism. What do you expect?"
"I expected it to be much calmer…" Yami Yugi groaned.
Yoshi shook his head and said, "Well, Yami Yugi, things aren't exactly like your hometown in Egypt."
Lt. Gigan was busy playing Toho Monster Chess with Sir Megalon. Sir Megalon was having a rather tough time, despite the fact that he was smarter than his robotic chicken friend.
"My Mothra queen cornered your Godzilla king, check," Lt. Gigan said, as he moved his piece.
Sir Megalon gave Lt. Gigan a look, and then he looked back at the board and said, "Oh yeah, well I'll just move my Orga-based rook and take out your Mothra queen."
Lt. Gigan scoffed and said, "My Destroyah-based rook will eat your Orga-based rook and make you check again."
Sir Megalon gave Lt. Gigan a determined look and said, "I'll just move my Rhedosaurus-based bishop to solve the problem."
Lt. Gigan rolled his eyes and said, "My second Destroyah-based rook will kick your Rhedosaurus-based bishop out. You have only the Godzilla-based king left, so you lose."
Sir Megalon shook his hand and said, "I won't give up! I will win, for I am Sir Megalon, the world's mightiest beetle!"
Lt. Gigan shook his head at Sir Megalon and taunted, "Ah, but I still have a Destroyah-based rook, a Rodan-based knight, 4 King Kong-based pawns, and a Godzilla king. But you only have 1 Godzilla king, and that is pathetically puny and downright pitiful compared to me, so tell me, what can you do?"
"What can I do? WHAT CAN I DO? I can do this!" Sir Megalon shouted angrily, as he fired lighting beams from his arms at Lt. Gigan, sending the robotic chicken-like monster into Master Ghidorah.
"Grrr! What the hell was that for, you idiot?" Master Ghidorah roared angrily.
Lt. Gigan got up and lowered his head. "Sorry, but it was Sir Megalon who made me crash into you," Lt. Gigan pointed out.
Sir Megalon sweatdropped as Master Ghidorah flew over to him and whacked the giant beetle with his own golden two tails. Sir Megalon fell down in pain and moaned to himself. Everyone looked strangely at the scene before them.
Tyrannoyoshi Rex just sat from a nearby soft area he has created and chuckled at the scene. "Heh, what fools. And to think, my army of Tyrannoyoshies were the only ones who had no brains," Tyrannoyoshi Rex chuckled to himself.
Sonic looked up from his Chili Dog just in time to see Master Hand coming their way. "Hey guys! Master Hand's a coming!" He shouted to everyone.
Master hand, along with the Viewer Rocket, stopped right in front of the racers, with the others behind him. "Damn, I don't now how many minutes we've wasted," Master hand said.
Yoshi walked up to May's car. "So...how was it back at the pit stop?" Yoshi asked May.
"It was ok." May told Yoshi. "Ran into a few fan boys though."
Diddy, overhearing this, floated towards May and said, "Yeah...what she said..."
Master Ghidorah took a sip of his coffee and said, "Well, where are the others, then?"
Koopa shrugged and replied, "How the hell should we know?"
Master Hand signed and said, "Look, guys. Maybe the others probably took a shortcut. I'm sure they'll get here soon."
800000 Hours Later...
"Get here SOON?" Yoshi said in a raspy voice, glaring angrily at Master Hand.
Master Hand trembled and said, "Hey, it could be worse. Maybe, like, 5000 years."
5000 Years later...
"It couldn't get worse?" Yoshi said, in a rather old voice.
Master Hand gasped and then he said, "It's couldn't get worse than 4000 Centuries."
4000 Centuries later...
"This is getting ridiculous..." Knuckles said in a ghostly voice, since now he WAS a ghost due to all the waiting.
Master Hand sweatdropped and said, "It couldn't get-"
"STOOOOOOOOOP!" Yoshi shouted in a ghastly voice.
Master Hand fell to the ground and said, "Oh, I give up! Those idiots are never gonna get here!"
May suddenly woke up from her daze. "Wha? That was weird..."
Fortunately, the others have arrived just in time, due to the traffic problems. Yoshi noticed that the seat that May was sitting in was damp. "Um...May, did you happen to...wet yourself?" Yoshi said, pointing to May's shorts, which were also damp.
May sat up and look at her seat. "WAAAAAAAH!" She cried out. "I was sitting in coke!" Apparently, May really did wet herself, but she didn't want the others to know.
"...May, why the hell would you just put coke on your car? It seemed like you actually...well...ergh..." Peppy staggered.
May blushed madly and said, "Actually, it's not really coke. I did wet myself."
Everyone stared blankly at May. Max chuckled and said, "That's why she still wears diapers. She was VERY hard to potty train."
Yoshi tried not to laugh, and then he bursted and rolled on the floor, laughing his head off.
"OH MAN! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MAY STILL WEARS DIAPERS!" Peppy shouted to everyone else, and they all started laughing, including Peppy.
May left the car crying soon after, completely mortified.
Master Hand looked to see May running into the hotel, and then he said, "I don't know what's wrong with her, but I think we should get some rest ourselves."
Yoshi stopped laughing as he said, "Yeah. Maybe May can outcry herself in the night."
All of them shrugged as they went into the hotel. It was the largest building that they have seen, and they were amazed.
"Wowee, I never knew that the hotel here would be this big!" Bronto said, as he clicked a remote and a screen on the TV popped up.
Sonic, Tails, and Amy meanwhile weren't to thrilled about the way May was treated after her accident.
"Poor Girl..." Amy said. "That was mean how they teased her."
"Yeah." Sonic nodded, agreeing with his girlfriend. "They didn't have to go as far as they did..."
"It's not her fault." Tails agreed.
Bronto was enjoying his TV program, when he heard a scream from upstairs. "What the?" He said, looking around.
Baby Mario ran down the steps and shouted, "Everyone! Come up quick!"
"We're coming!" Yoshi shouted, as he and Baby Mario ran up. Peppy, Mario, Luigi, and Bronto all followed, as well as Pichu.
Inside the room that Baby Mario ran out from, was May. She was screaming at the horrifying scene inside the TV.
Yoshi scratched his head and said, "What's wrong? What did you want to show us?"
Baby Mario pointed to the TV and said, "This. It's Yotonzilla, and he's killed his girlfriend for the 56th time."
"Mama-Mia..." Mario groaned, as he looked at the TV. "Talk about Spousal abuse..."
On the TV screen, Yotonzilla turned to the camera and said, "Hahahaha...you cannot escape me, for I am the GREAT Yotonzilla, ruler of ALL that IS tonious, for all that is shitty, for al that is random. I shall become the RULER of the WORLD! Haha!"
Yoshi noticed that Baby Mario was saying it along, since he's seen it a thousand times. Then, the TV screen showed disturbing violence. Everyone made faces, as Baby Mario covered his eyes and May screamed louder, bringing the Sonic gang up.
"What's goin on?" Sonic called.
"We heard screams." Knuckles added.
"Where' the fire?" Tails looked around.
"What's the problem?" Shadow finished
"Is there something wrong here?" Anna and Spice asked in unison.
Charture stood next to Sonic and said, "What's goin' on?"
As the scenes disappeared, Yotonzilla finished, "I will hunt you DOWN and rule the WORLD! HAHAHAHA!" Then, the screen faded to black.
Yoshi just stood there, disgusted. "That was horrible..."
"Wasn't it cool?" Baby Mario asked.
Yoshi looked at May and scolded, "May, I told you that you can't see these kinds of movies!"
"Cool?" Shadow exclaimed. "That was grisly..."
May did nothing but scream at the images. Yoshi just stood there, and then he hit May in the stomach. May was knocked out in a flash.
"Geeze, things seem to get weirder here everyday..." Amanda said, looking at May, who was now sleeping.
"What's the matter, Yoshi? Scared of Yotonzilla?" Baby Mario teased.
Yoshi scoffed and said, "I'm not afraid of anything that I can easily ward off. Besides, I think Yotonzilla is nothing but our imaginations."
Baby Mario jumped in surprise and said, "What? You don't believe in Yotonzilla?"
"Nope, and I suggest that you do the same," Yoshi said.
Baby Mario ran up to Yoshi and covered the dinosaur's mouth with his hands. "Shhh! He might hear you!" Baby Mario warned.
"Who?" Yoshi said, but his voice was muffled as baby Mario pulled back his hands.
"Yotonzilla," Baby Mario told him.
"What?" Yoshi said in disbelief.
"In Yotonzilal51, he killed a guy just for not believing in him,' Baby Mario said, as he trembled in fear.
"I can't believe I am hearing this..." Yoshi said to himself in disbelief.
"Erm...now what?" Silver said.
Yoshi scratched his head and then he thought of something. "Well, I can tell you how we got here in the first place," Yoshi said, as the scene switched into a flashback, where it ends up on the roadway of Ankylosaurus Land.
FLASHBACK
Yoshi turned his head to see Link/Samus and Banjo/Kazooie. "Guys, we have company," Yoshi said to Sonic, Pichu, and Amy.
Samus pointed her cannon at Yoshi's car. "All right, it's time for a good ol' blasting!" Samus then started charging her cannon.
Sonic/Amy fired red Koopa shells at Epona, before Samus could fire.
But it was too late, for Samus fired her shot at Yoshi/Pichu, which sent them flying all the way...into first place. "SAMUS, YOU IDIOOOOOOOT!" Link yelled angrily at his female partner.
Sonic quickly put his feet to good use as he gave his and Amy's car a HUGE boost of speed, to catch up with Yoshi/Pichu.
Samus lowered her head. "Sorry. Bad aim, I guess," Samus apologized.
As Yoshi and Pichu went soaring though the air, they came into contact with Master Ghidorah. Master Ghidorah turned to see Yoshi and Pichu. "A-ha! Thought you could easily outdo Master Ghidorah, eh? Will, take this!" Master Ghidorah shouted, as he grabbed Yoshi's car and hurled it at the DKR Dragon.
As the car crashed, the DKR Dragon fell down in pain. He moaned, "Damn, what kind of moron would throw a car down here?"
Yoshi and Pichu both moaned. Yoshi got up and said, "Well, that was quite unexpected, wouldn't you say, Pichu?"
Pichu, on the other hand, was too busy cooing over his cheesecake. Yoshi narrowed his eyes and said, "Geeze, I can't take this anymore…"
As Pichu chomped down on his cheesecake, Yoshi grabbed the yellow mouse and threw him all the way into the horizon, where he was never seen again. Yoshi smiled, but then he was pushed onto the ground by the passing of baby Mario and Baby Luigi's wagon, which was being pulled by the rapid Chain Chomp.
"Damn, I forgot about them…" Yoshi said, as he got up and quickly fixed his car, In a few minutes, his car was back to normal, and Yoshi sped back into the race.
The DKR Dragon moaned painfully as the DKR Walrus got him up. The DKR Dragon cheered and said, "Thanks, ol' Walrus buddy!"
"No prob, Dragon dude! Let's get back into the race," The DKR Walrus said, as the two bosses from Diddy Kong Racing started to speed up again.
END FLASHBACK
Everyone just looked strangely at Yoshi. Yoshi sweatdropped and said, "Er, why are you looking at me like that?"
Mario sighed and said, "Yoshi, that has to be the shortest flashback ever in history."
Peppy chuckled and replied, "That's not the shortest flashback. THIS is the shortest flashback."
FLASHBACK
"I like pancakes," Peppy said.
END FLASHBACK
Suddenly, right when everyone looked blankly at Peppy, two huge, reptilian-like monsters appeared through a warp. It was none other than Godzilla and Anguirus.
"See, Anguirus? I told you we would make it!" Godzilla shouted to his four-legged friend.
Anguirus looked around and said, "I'm not sure, Godzilla. It seems too…well…crowded…"
Master Hand chuckled and said, "Oh, this race is surely crowed. But we could use like, maybe 2 more extra racers."
Godzilla and Anguirus looked at each other, then back at Master Hand. "We would be happy to do it!" They shouted in unison.
Master hand grinned, as a red car suddenly appeared inside the mansion. Out can a Koopa with a red bandana, a pair of green gloves, and a red shell. He stepped out of the car and looked at the racers.
"I'm Ralph Red Koopa, but most of my buddies call me Ralph for short," Ralph Red Koopa said, as he chuckled.
Master Hand floated to Ralph and said, "Ralph, it is an honor to have you here. Surely, you must be here for the race."
Ralph nodded and said, "Of course! I saw the commercial for the race, and I've sent in my entry. Plus, I also came here to have some fun. And here the theme song to this."
Yoshi turned his head to Ralph and said, "You want to hear the theme song to Yoshi Kart?"
Ralph chuckled and said, "Yeah, of course. I mean, what's a race without a theme song?"
The original 8 dinosaurs turned to each other and shrugged. Then, the lights turned out, and they flashed again on the stage, where the 8 Yoshi Kart racers started singing.
Note: You should really play Diddy Kong Racing before reading this part. It goes by each person's individual tune.
Yoshi: Hey, I'm Yoshi, and how are ya doing? I'm here to enjoy the race-
Peppy: My name's Peppy and I'm in the mood to send you into spaaaaace-
Shelia: I'm Shelia, a fashion designer, and I'm gonna climb to the top higher-
Heppy: I'm Heppy, and I'm certainly better, for I'll send my opponents lower-
Birdo: My name is Birdo, and I can go fast, so I'll leave you in the dust-
Zirdo: I'm Zirdo, and I couldn't help it, but dance to the music, I must-
Bronto: I'm Bronto, and I'm the strongest, so give me all of your best-
Boshi: I'm Boshi, and if you agree with Bronto, then just give it all a rest-
Yoshi Kart racers: And that's all for now, but then we'll do it again. Because we just like it when we have fun. Let the race begin! Yeah!
Ralph Red Koopa just stood there blankly for several seconds, and he started cheering. The 8 dinosaurs looked at each other and gave themselves hugs. The other racers cheered, as well as the audience, which were doing many different things at the time.
Master Hand looked at the time on the huge clock that was hanging above on the roof, and he turned to the entire audience and the racers. "I suggest that we would get some sleep for tomorrow's race," Master Hand said, making sure that the race would be in good shape.
Everyone else agreed, and they all headed to the visitor rooms and hopped on the bed.
Yoshi sighed happily as he got next to May, who was still knocked out from earlier. "Well, here's to a great racing experience," Yoshi said, as he went right to sleep.
Author's Note: Yeah, sorry if I didn't put most of the characters from the last chapter into this one, but I quite have my hands full of stuff, so I hoped that you all enjoyed this chapter. Well, don't just sit there, review! I'll be back next year, so until then, CIAO! (runs off)
Yoshi: WATCH OUT FOR THAT-(Yoshizilla bumps into a stop sign) That stop sign...