Author's Note: Time for another, hip round of Yoshi Kart! This time, we get into the depth of the racers, so I hope that you all enjoy! Ciao!
Disclaimer: We own blah, blah nothing and Pikario and Chuigi belong to Chicken Miasma Productions. Kirio and Kuigi are property of Clario. Thanks to Milleniumon for information for the new three Sonic characters that appear in this story. And thanks to Silver Horror for suggesting the Jak and Daxter characters.
As the sun was rising, both Yoshi and Peppy walked outside, while the others slept peacefully. As Peppy took a sip out of his orange juice, he turned to Yoshi.
"So Yoshi, have you ever wonder what it's like if different things happened to different racers here?" Peppy asked his green dinosaur chum.
Yoshi nodded and said, "Hmm, I can't expect what to happen. After all, I'm not a psychic."
Yoshi laughed at his joke as Peppy joined in too. Yoshi sighed and said, "Yeah, I wonder what happens to us and the others at different times."
"Maybe several more racers will appear and compete with us. Let's just hope that they make it through the heavy construction," Peppy said, pointing to the construction below the 395-story high building.
Yoshi looked at his watch and said, "The others should be waking up now. Let's stay here and chat for a while."
"Fine by me," Peppy said, as the scene faded out and faded back inside the huge mansion.
Shadow looked up at the high-rise building. "Let's just hope no one tries anything funny in there..."
Tails noticed something as he started to look around. "Hey, where's Sonic and Amy? Or Knuckles and Rouge for that matter?"
Suddenly, the door started banging. Ralph Red Koopa approached it and opened the door. Rocky came by and said to the guys at the door, "Who are you?"
"I'm Daxter, the greatest mammal in the world!" Daxter says, as he makes a pose.
Jak chuckles nervously and says, "I'm Jak. We're from Sony, but seeing how everyone brought friends, we brought friends as well."
Jak then pointed to a grey raccoon behind him, who was holding a staff.
"Yo!" The Raccoon waved. "Sly Cooper: Master Thief at your service." He bowed.
Right beside Sly was a busty and bootylicious, Latin fox babe, with a shock gun at her side. "Hola compares. Soy Carmelita Fox." She said with a smile.
Shadow and Tails instantly had hearts in their eyes and blushed madly at the sight of Carmelita.
"WHOAHOA!" Tails gushed. "Who'd have thought we'd have a Latin babe over here!"
Ralph made a Brock-lovesick face and said, "HOO, I'M IN LOVE!"
Carmelita sweatdropped. "Dios Mio... This happens every time..."
Sly just chuckled and said, "They're entranced by your beauty my dear Carmelita."
Rocky blushed at the sight of Sly. "My, you're quite sexy for a raccoon," She said to Sly.
Sly smiled roguishly. "Why thank you."
Meanwhile inside the mansion, Heppy was doing push-ups. He was about to break a new record, when Mewtwo, Wario, and Ganondorf came in.
"Oh, hey guys. What is it?" Heppy asked, as he turned his purple head to the villains.
Wario was looking around. "Haven't the other racers gotten here yet?"
Heppy stood up and said, "Master Hand said something about getting some new racers. I'm pepping up to meet them."
Ganondorf sighed, and then he turned to the window. "I wonder if anything interesting happens," He said to himself, as the scene switched to Peach, Mario, Luigi, Zelda, Bronto, Birdo, Zirdo, and Shelia.
"Erm, okay, while we're waiting for Master Hand to alert us, how about we...um...make a cake?" Bronto suggested.
Peach loved the idea, as making cakes were what she did best. "Okay!" She shouted, as she smiled sweetly and giggled.
Suddenly, Heppy came into the room and said, "Yo. What's happening?"
"Beats me. We don't know what to do while Master Hand is busy," Birdo said to Heppy.
Suddenly, as Bronto was about to exit, he slipped on some ketchup, which suddenly got on Peach's hair. Bronto sweatdropped and said, "Oops. I think I slipped..."
Peach freaked out. "GAH! I got ketchup in my hair!" She struggled to wipe it out.
Birdo ran over to Peach and said, "Don't worry, I have an old remedy that should get the ketchup out of your hair!" Birdo then took out a jar of Jelly and splattered it on Peach's hair, which made the situation worse.
Peach groaned. "Maybe I should try washing it out?" She suggested.
Zirdo nodded and said, "Maybe. You should try using honey. That's the best."
Heppy handed Peach a bottle of honey and said, "Here's the honey, Peach." Peach used the honey, but it turned out to make things stickier.
Mario sweatdropped. "Mama-mia... Maybe you should try peanut butter?" He said.
Bronto looked around, and he spotted peanut butter. "Um, how is this peanut butter?" Bronto said, as the blue Brontosaurus pointed to the peanut butter next to Zelda.
Peach tried the Peanut butter, but again, it only made her hair even more stickier.
"Guess Peanut Butter's only making it worse..." Luigi stated the obvious.
"Hmmm...how about trying to use pasta?" Birdo suggested.
"Well, there's a bunch of pasta here," Zirdo squealed, as she pointed to the bowls of pasta that Mario was chewing down on.
"MARIO!" Heppy and Bronto shouted at the red plumber at the same time.
Mario almost choked, and stood up. "Sorry..." He brought the pasta over to Peach.
Peach tried the pasta, but now her hair was greasy, and all the stuff in her hair was mixing together, giving it a VERY odd color.
"Wow, now I know why not to mix warm and cool colors together," Heppy said, as he looked at Peach's now messed up hair.
"Nice colors though." Luigi commented.
"Erm...perhaps Crazy Hand can think of a solution..." Heppy said, as he, Peach, and Mario all exited the room. On the way, Peach started crying." Peach, what's wrong?" Heppy asked.
Peach sniffled. "My hair looks awful... Everyone's gonna laugh and make fun of me..."
Suddenly, Baby Mario came down and looked at Peach for several minutes. After the silence, he started laughing hysterically as he left the room and laughed off the way.
Peach, who was now bawling after Baby Mario laughed at her, just sat there and cried.
Heppy sweatdropped and said, "Um...perhaps we should get someone to help. Someone like..."
Suddenly, right at the moment, the famous purple Yoshi with a lab coat and glasses appeared in front of them. It was none other than Dr. Hoshi.
"Someone like me?" He asked.
"DR. HOSHI!" Heppy shouted, as a close-up of Dr. Hoshi appeared,
"Yes, it is I. Anyway, what seems to be the trouble?" Dr. Hoshi asked to Mario.
Mario pointed to the Sobbing Peach. "Peach here had a little accident in cooking and now her hair's messed up with ketchup, jelly, honey, peanut butter and a few other condiments..." He said to Dr. Hoshi, as he then hugged Peach. "Don't cry, my sweet, we'll get your hair beautiful and blonde again."
Dr. Hoshi placed his hand on his hip, and then he came up with something. "That reminds me. Mario, Heppy, Peach! Follow me!" He shouted, as he and the others went to the top of the roof, where Yoshi and Peppy were.
"Eh? What are you doing here, doc?" Peppy and Yoshi asked in unison, as they were surprised to see their old buddy.
"Peachy girl here got her hair messed up, so I need you two and four others to help," Dr. Hoshi explained.
"But who's gonna help us?" Heppy said, as he sighed.
Shadow was finishing the last of his burger, while Sonic and Amy were in a heavy make out session. He was wondering who the "new racers" were like and who they were gonna be. He suddenly heard a whooshing sound, and looked ahead. Three birds seemed to be coming their way, on hover boards. One was a green hawk, the other, another a purple hippie swallow, and the last one, a burly grey Albatross.
Tails and Knuckles chose this moment to come in, just as Sonic and Amy were pulling apart to meet the three new racers.
Storm, the grey Albatross, looked at Shadow and said, "My name's Storm. It's a pleasure to mee-mee-meet you."
Shadow held out his hand. "Like wise. I'm Shadow."
Sonic walked towards them, eager to meet the new racers as well. "Hi there, I'm Sonic." He then motioned for Tails and Knuckles to come over. "These are my buddies Tails, and Knuckles."
Suddenly, Rocky and Tomo-Chan appeared on the rooftop. "Hiya! I'm Tomo-Chan, Espio's fiancé!" Tomo-Chan shouted in glee.
"And I'm Rocky. I'm friends with Sonic and Knuckles," Rocky said, as she shook Storm's hand.
Storm blushed and said, "It's-it's-it's a pleasure to-to-to meet you, Rocky and Tomo-Chan."
The green hawk stepped up. "The name's Jet the Hawk." He said proudly.
Rocky looked at Jet the Hawk and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hawk."
Tomo-Chan was so excited, she ran downstairs quickly to get Espio, Vector, Charmy, and Darth Fade-R to the rooftop. "Guys, guys! Look!" Tomo-Chan said excitedly, as she pointed to Storm the Albatross and Jet the Hawk.
Darth Fade-R looked at Jet and Storm for several seconds. "Who are these infadels?" He asked.
The swallow girl stood up next. "I'm Wave the swallow." She said with a mellow voice.
"My name's Storm, and I'm pleased to meet you guys," Storm said, as he shook Darth Fade-R's hand.
"We're the Babylon Rogues." Jet stated to Fade-R.
Rocky smiled as she shook Wave's hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Wave," Rocky said, as she smiled.
Suddenly, Amanda and Silver arrived upstairs. They looked at the Sonic Gang, and then at the Babylon Rogues.
Amanda looked at Team Sonic with hearts in her eyes. "And WHO are those sexy beasts?"
Silver flushed madly as he looked at Wave. "N-n-nice to m-m-meet you," He said, nervously.
Wave smiled at him. "Hi there, handsome. What's your name?" She asked sweetly.
"My name's Silver the Hedgehog," Silver said, as he turned to Amanda. "Amanda, we seem to be getting quite a lot of new racers, eh?" He asked.
Amanda did not seem to be paying attention as she was drooling over Team Sonic.
Pikachu was watching Hoshi and the crew working with Peach. "Pika...Pikapi-pikachu..." He said to himself, which meant: "I wonder how they're doing."
Dr. Hoshi noticed Pikachu and said, "Pikachu, we can use some help over here."
Pikachu bounded over to them. "Pikachu-pipikachu?" He asked, which meant: "What do you need?"
Dr. Hoshi said, "Well, first of all, speak English, because we know you can speak English, Pikachu. Second, we might need some ice cubes."
Pikachu cleared his throat. "Ice cubes on the way!" He rushed to the fridge, and scooped out as many ice cubes as he could find and deposited them in front of Hoshi.
Mario picked up the ice cubes and administered them to Peach's hair, try to either run out the gunk, or to hopefully freeze it and shatter the gunk.
"EEEEK!" Peach squealed. "It's so cold!"
Dr. Hoshi shook his head and said, "Oh geeze. This might be a problem on our hands."
"Well, what now, doc?" Yoshi asked.
Dr. Hoshi sighed and said, "Anyone who thinks Peach should get a haircut, raise your hand." Everyone raised his or her hands.
Dr. Hoshi turned to Peach and said, "You should go see Chad. He may be an extra character, but he does nifty haircuts."
Peach nodded. "Anything to get the gunk out."
Meanwhile in another area, Wario was lifting dumbbells, trying to build up his strength for the next race, unaware of all the crazy shit going on.
Boshi chuckled and said, "Did you see what happened earlier between the robotic chicken and mutated cockroach? Now that was funny."
Ganondorf nodded in agreement and said, "Yeah. That mutated cockroach can't play chess for brains. I think Lt. Gigan gives that bug a run for his money."
Mewtwo laughed. "How stupid is Lieutenant Gigan?" He asked, insulating another joke fest.
"I think you meant Sir Megalon," Ganondorf corrected.
"Then how stupid is Sir Megalon?" Mewtwo asked.
"I think he has the brain of a Pop-Tart," Boshi said. Suddenly, the bosses from Diddy Kong Racing came in. They were discussing about McDonald's and Burger King.
"So who do you think makes better burgers?" DKR Octopus asked. "McDonalds or Burger King?"
"McDonald's. They call a Big Mac burger a "Whooper". Geeze, who would call a burger that?' DKR Dragon said.
Wario suddenly sniffed the air. "ECK! What's that stench?" He asked.
Boshi rolled his eyes and said, "By the way, what ever happened to the other racers?"
Peach was right outside the barbershop, hoping that Chad could fix her problem. She walked inside.
Chad the Charmander was adjusting his mask, and then he spotted Peach. "Peach, honey, what can I do for you?" He asked.
Peach pointed to her hair. "I had an accident in cooking today and now I have ketchup and all these other condiments stuck in my hair."
Chad sighed and said, "All right. I'll work my magic." Chad then started cutting Peach's hair, and it ended up looking like...the hairstyle of Donald Trump.
"Oops. I guess being an extra has its moments," Chad said nervously, as he backed way fro peach to realize what happened.
Peach looked in the mirror and screamed in horror.
Yoshi and Peppy were watching the scene from the rooftop with Mario and Luigi. "Gee Louise, I think Peach had enough for one day," Peppy said to Mario.
Mario shook his head. "Looks like Peach's haircut didn't go so well..."
Yoshi sighed and said, "Who knows what could happen to us racers. We just don't have enough time to explain 'em all." And so, the scene fades away, as it finally goes to black.
Author's Note: Well, there ya go! Sorry if I didn't put the few extra racers in, but I will in the next chapter! See you later until then!