Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: yeah, my sister nearly made me deaf just so I could change this. XD
Author's Note: The race will finally start again! Thanks for the reviews! The race shall finally begin again! Now, let's see what we all came to see: A THRASHING RACING MAYHEM! WOOHOO! ENJOY! (laughs crazily)
Disclaimer: We own nothing official and all fan-made characters belong to their rightful owners. (takes out a cigarette and smokes)
Chad: Smoking is bad.
Disclaimer: I don't give a shit.
Chad: (shrugs) Whatever. (leaves)
Patty and Selma were very much alive, having been ressurected by a 1-Up Mushroom that just so happened to collide into their bloodied bodies. After the usual quick clean up, they returned back to normal.
"That idiot couldn't kill a fly if he tried," Patty told Selma.
Selma nodded, agreeing as she folded her arms. "Yeah. He should consider himself lucky that we faked the whole thing."
"Next time..." Patty chuckled as she clenched her fist, "We'll trap him in a tar pit. And then..."
"We'll sink him down with bills and rejection papers!" Selma added, smacking her hands together.
The two laughed with each other in unison, plotting their revenge against Homer.
As the racers and members of the audience came out of the huge mansion, Marge hugged Homer tightly. "You finally stood up to my sisters! I'm so proud of you!" She said, as he gave Homer a kiss.
Homer smiled after the kiss. "They had it coming for a time. Heh heh heh heh heh." Homer laughed as he stood proudly with one foot on Patty's severed head (or at least what he thought was Patty's severed head. It was in fact a soccer ball. That had rolled in. Conviently. What an idiot. Heh, heh, heh.).
"Homer, after all of those years, you finally killed the two you hated the most," Yoshi stated as he shook his head briefly, and then with a grin, gave Homer a high-five.
"Wait, how is that even possible?" Waluigi asked, scratching his head in confusion.
Yoshi laughed nervously. "Well..."
"Think of what Marge's mom will think when she sees this!" Peppy exclaimed, as he looked at Selma's head in awe.
At this point, Marge's mom showed up. "Eh, Marge was always the better child than those two." She admitted.
Abraham Simpson appeared next to Marge's mom and said, "Homer, you ARE my son! You finally killed those two fat pigs that kept taking my money."
Homer felt proud. "Thank you everyone. I thought it was time that those two finally had to bite the bullet, or in this case, the chainsaw." He laughed.
"So, Dad..." Bart began. "Are you gonna kill Mr. Burns next?"
Suddenly, Mr. Burns appeared on the racetrack in his millionaire car, with Waylon Smithers driving.
"What in the hell..." Pikario said, as Smithers helped Mr. Burns get out of the car.
Mr. Burns looked all around. "Well, it seems that Simpson and his family have partaken in this race as well..." He tapped his fingers together. "Excellent..."
"Now might be your chance Dad." Bart told Homer.
"Well Simpson, what do you say we make a little wager?" Mr. Burns asked.
"What did you have in mind?" Homer asked.
"It's simple really, though I can't tell you what happens if I win. But if YOU win, then you can get revenge on me!"
Homer's eyes lit up. "WOOHOO! You're on, Burnsy!"
Yoshi chuckled and said, "Now this race will get interesting."
"Don't count your feathers," Moe said, as he, Lenny, and Carl arrived on the scene.
"Yeesh, how many guys are gonna be in this race?" Lenny said, as he looked at the racers.
"Heya Homer, how's everythin'?" Carl asked, pointing to Patty's head.
"It's goin good Carl." Homer said with a smile. "I finally whacked off Patty and Selma!"
"You killed Patty and Selma? ALL RIGHT!" Lenny and Carl cheered, as they gave Homer a high-five.
Homer laughed after the high-five. "Now what to do with their heads..." Homer thought, as he looked at their heads.
Suddenly, another car arrived. A girl appeared out of it with Megaman and Protoman. "Hiya! I'm Gin Kyofu, but my friends call me Gin for short!" She shouted.
"I'm Megaman!" Megaman announced. "And this is my bro, Protoman. But you can call us Rock, and Blues. Those are our civilian names."
"Interesting..." Yoshi said, as he looked at the Fire Emblem crew.
"I wonder what just went on?" Asked Lyn as she arrived towards Yoshi.
"I'm kinda hungry..." growled Hector.
"Hello Yoshi," Spoke Eliwood, as he continued, "What went on?"
"Well, um, Peach got stuff in her hair, so Chad the Charmander made her hair short, and then Prof. E. Gadd arrived to fix the problem, and then she was turned into an hourglass, but she then returned back to normal," Yoshi said to Lyn, Hector, and Eliwood.
"Yeesh, too bad I didn't see this," Roy said, as he hugged Lillian.
"HEY! Lay off me, will ya? It was a while ago, so we have no need to worry," Chad said, as he and Prof. E. Gadd hopped into Peach and Zelda's car.
At that moment, Cloud Strife got out of the mansion and jumped up on his motorcycle. "Well, well, well... The Fire Emblem guys..." He narrowed his eyes.
At the same moment, Squall pulled up behind Cloud in his SeeD Van. "The Fire Emblem guys? What are THEY doing here?"
"Okay! It's time to get this race underway!" Peach chirped happily.
"Let's just hope nothing more gets into your hair." Zelda told Peach.
"So, what now?" Asked Samus, as she looked around the raceway.
"I guess we'll have to continue what we started," Spoke bluntly Link as he ate a piece of chicken, "though this chicken...is so delicious!"
"Will you guys stop goofing off? The race is about to begin!" Master Hand announced.
Taj ripped his forehead and said, "All right, racers, get ready...get set...AND GO!"
After Taj announced, he, Master Hand, and the Flying Rocket in which portions of the audience were in started to move as the racers got into their cars and rushed off.
Patty and Selma both chuckled as they were on the race course, planning their attack on the racers.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: God, it is painful to replace this stuff. Seriously.