Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Ugh... this was painful to read over. Plus, a tiny old author's note for good measure.
Old P.S.: I like to thank my friends Black Mage jr. and Sonamy Freak, who had helped me a lot on this chapter. I also added some of my randomness to make this chapter better. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Bah, why do I even friggin' bother? You all know already. Scram to the story. I'm outta here. (Leaves)
Baby Mario and Baby Luigi were gaining speed on Mario and Luigi. The foursome of racers were headed towards another desert area.
"Our older selves at 12:00," Baby Luigi announced, taking out a couple of green shells. "Fire at will?"
Baby Mario held up his right arm. "Not yet, Baby Luigi. You have to have the element of surprise..." He grabbed a Boo item and used it, making the babies and the wagon invisible.
Luigi turned around, confused. "Eh?"
"What's wrong, Luigi?" Mario asked, driving the Red Fire.
Luigi scratched his forehead. "I could have sworn that our baby versions of ourselves were right behind us."
"Nonsense!" Mario chuckled, "Just throw some bananas behind, and that'll be all our worries!"
Luigi shrugged. "Oh well. Guess you're right, Mario!" He took out several banana peels and threw them on the sand-paved road.
Yoshi swerved to the left and right as he avoided the thrown banana peels. "Yeesh! What kind of idiots would throw banana peels in the middle of a desert!?" He exclaimed.
Pichu shrugged. "I don't know, maybe idiots who are monkeys?"
Yoshi rolled his eyes. "Nevermind. I sure hope that the guys in front of us happen to know the cacti..." He grabbed a green shield and placed it around the Turbo Yoshi.
Luigi noticed that Yoshi and Pichu were coming, but with agreen shield around the Turbo Yoshi. "Hey Mario, we got Yoshi and Pichu coming." He desrcibed to his older brother, "And it seems that they have a shield around them."
"What for?" Mario asked, "I don't see any reason to place the shield around the kart for." He looked down at the computer screen on the Red Fire. "The Red Fire doesn't even notice any threats or troubles."
As Mario and Luigi kept driving, up ahead of them were numerous (and dangerously spiky) cacti - in other words, cactus.
"Cactus ahoy!" Chad the Charmander shouted.
Shiek smirked. 'I'll handle this." He fired several needles at the cacti, causing them to deflate.
Peach cheered. "Awesome job, Shiek! You made those cacti deflate!"
Prof. E. Gadd looked at the deflated catus specifically. "Interesting...normally, catus do not deflate..."
Chad snorted. 'Well, maybe because we're in the land of prehistoric creatures and things that do not normally occur in other places," He laughed, before several cacti needles pliunged upon his body. "YEEEOUCH!" He started firing embers and flamethrowers, burning the caci and needles, and accidentaly, Peach's kart in the progress.
"OWWWW!" Prof. E. Gadd and Shiek screamed, jumping and screaming as the fire started to spread.
Peach shrieked, trying to drive the steering wheel and trying to get water at the same time. "Chad, stop! We're going to crash if this keeps up-" CRASH! Peach was so busy doing two things at once, she crashed into a tall cactus.
Peppy Ankylosaurus and Clario both passed by the cactus bushes to notice that Peach's group crashed. They looked at each other, then at Peach's group, pointed, and laughed. "Haw-haw!" BOOM! Then they, ironically, crashed into several cacti. The two figures jumped into the air, screaming, with their bodies covered with cacti needles. "YEEEEEOOOOWW!"
"Idiots..." Bowser muttered as his group hovered above the cacti mess below.
Mewtwo looked at the map on the Koopa Klown Kar's computer screen. "Bowser, we seem to be only behind Homer Simpson." He turned to the others. "Should we take action?"
"Nonsense!" Ganondorf laughed, patting Mewto on the back, "Why, I'll handle ol' donut boy for you, Mewtwo."
Mewtwo growled. "Please don't do that." He asked, giving Ganondorf a strong glare that made the Gerudo King stop patting.
Wario laughed, taking out several bombs. "I'll-a bomb those fools-a! They'll never know what came to them-a!"
Donkey Kong applauded. "Yeah! And you got me as well, and my Giant Bananas pawn!"
Bowser chuckled, rubbing his chin and nodding. "All right, it's settled - we're going on an all-out assult." He turned to Wario. "Wario! You take out any racers with your bomb arsenial." He turned to Donkey Kong. "Donkey Kong! Pave the road with your delicious and havoc-creating Giant Bananas!" He looked at Mewtwo. "Mewtwo, handle any trouble that comes from the air." He looked at Ganondorf. "Ganondorf, feel free to attack any racer that you feel, including Homer Simpson." And Bowser grinned meanacingly. "And I'll handle the driving, as well as the honor of wiping the foes with my infamous Bowser Shell. Now let's rock!"
"Right!" Wario said, as he started loading up the bombs.
"Indeed!" Donkey Kong said, as he released a huge pile of Giant Bananas and started chucking them down onto the desert floor.
Mewtwo nodded. "You won't be disappointed, Bowser." He started meditating, to preserve his power for later.
Ganondorf took out his Twin Blades. "Finally! I've been meaning to do some damage!" He hoped out of the Koopa Klown Kar and jumped onto Joey and Mai's car.
"HEY!" Joey barked, "Get off our car! I just got new milage on it!"
"Up yours!" Ganondorf laughed, as he started hacking up the front, and finished with a Warlock Punch, the explosion causing Joey and Mai to stop in the middle of the sandy path.
"What's your problem, buddy?" Mai shouted, as Ganondorf ran off, laughing.
Mario and Luigi looked up to see Donkey Kong's Ginat Bananas.
"Bananas, ahoy!" Luigi shouted.
Mario growled. "Hang on, Luigi!" He started swerving to avoid the bananas.
Donkey Kong looked down to see Mario swerving the bananas. "It's not working, guys! They're just swerving!"
"Just swerving!?" Wario growled, "They can't just swerve! THEY CAN'T!" He started stomping angrilly like a 5-year-old in a tandrum.
Bowser sighed. "Guys, you forgot about me - my Bowser Shell can ricochet anywhere, which means the plumbers..." He opened a hatch on the bottom of the Koopa Klown Kar, "Are going down!" He released 2 of the Bowser Shells inside.
Wario laughed. "Now that's more like it!" He joined in, using bombs to explode all over the desert.
Mario gulped. "Uh oh! Luigi, we got trouble now!"
Luigi screamed, and he hid on the floor of the Red Fire, trembling. "We're doomed! Giant Bananas, bombs, AND Bowser Shells! It's a racer's nightmare!"
One of the Bowser Shells bowled Mario and Luigi over, while two bomb explosions were enough to cause the right side of the Red Fire to break open. A Giant Banana sent the perilous plumbers slipping into spicky cacti, which sent the two brothers screaming in the air, which the needles piercing them immensly.
Yoshi and Pichu weren't fairing better. They were also trying to avoid Boshi, who was getting an edge on ramming from behind. If Yoshi's vehicle got rammed one more time, it would be enough to cause Yoshi to stop and repair.
"C'mon, c'mon!" Yoshi growled at Pichu, "Can't you find a shield?"
Pichu frantically looked everywhere in the car, but shook his head and shrugged. "Oh, I'm so sorry, Yoshi, but I can't find the shield!"
Yoshi slammed his head on the steering wheel. "Some help you are." The Turbo Yoshi then slipped on a Giant Banana, causing Yoshi and Pichu to spin out of control.
Boshi chuckled as he went to the right and grabbed a mine. "Time to see a big 'boom'." He threw the mine into the open hood of the Turbo Yoshi's front. "Sucker!" He laughed, as he zoomed off.
BOOOM!
The mine exploded inside, causing smoke to rise from the inside of the Turbo Yoshi, and to make matters even worse, several cacti were in front, which is where the Turbo Yoshi went spiralling out of control into. Another ricocheting Bowser Shell, which was plowing through the cacti, also caused major damage to the Turbo Yoshi, and damaged it severely into barely any form of what a racing kart would be.
Yoshi moaned, lying weakly on the ground with deadly cacti needles around him while Pichu, who was lying on his back with the cacti needle all over his body, was crying in pain and dignity.
Boshi saw this view in his computer screen on his blue kart, and he chuckled evilly as he zoomed off.
Mewtwo continued meditating, until he heard Wizpig approaching. "We have more intruders!" Mewtwo said.
"Good!" Bowser instructed, now firing Bullet Bills, "Take care of them! We got trouble on our hands!"
Mewtwo turned to Wizpig, and chuckled. "So you came along to fight? You're going to get one hell of a fight..."
Wizpig looked down at mewtwo, and laughed. "Ha ha ha! You think you're going to defeat me? Bring it on!" He chortled.
Back on the desert ground, which was now being blasted by a sand storm, Ganondorf was running from racer to racer, knocking everyone down as he did, when he spotted the perfect ambush - Knuckles the Echidna and Rouge the Bat. "Ah-ha! The perfect videogame flozies!" He used Warlock Kick on the back of the engine, causing it to explode and send Knuckles and Rouge crashing into a tall cactus.
Ganondorf laughed. "Bingo!" He continued running, ntil he saw a vine on the side of an odd tropical tree. "Hello, what's this?" He tugged the vine, and shrugged. "Dah well. Must be a magical vine." He started climbing up the vine, and he sat on top of the tropical tree. He started pondering. "Hmmm...I'm ahead of Bowser and the others...I'm wonder how they're handling their case in the race."
When we switch back to Bowser's group, it's surprising to see that Mewtwo easily brought down Wizpig with no difficulty. Wizpit is down on the sand, moaning as racers passing go over him...literally.
"Ow! OWW! Owww! Hey, watch it!" Wizpig growled, as he continued moaning. "Oy, I knew I should have just stayed up in the air..."
"How much more until we get rid of these racers?" Donkey Kong asked, continuing to throw Giant Bananas.
Bowser continued firing the Bullet Bills. "Until the moment is right, Donkey Kong, until the moment is right." He grinned as his Bowser Shells knocked out a handful of racers - Yugi and Tea, Mermaidman and Barnicleboy, Bumper the Badger, Tails and Cream, and the struggling Principal Skinner/Otto.
Mario was tuning up the Red Fire as fast as he could. "Luigi, I need another wrench!"
Luigi handed Mario another wrench. He was putting in new, better car tires. "How much longer until we're back in the race, Mario?"
"I don't know," Mario wiped his forehead with a napkin as he saw a Lakitu coming into view, "But hopefully, it won't take very long as it seems."
Pichu looked up at the blazing sun. "Gee, is this desert ever so hot."
"Well of course it is, Pichu." Yoshi said, "It's a DESERT." He sighed as he checked under the heavily damaged Turbo Yoshi. "I hate to say it, but until I can get the Turbo Yoshi up and running, we're going to be stuck here."
Pichu started crying. "Waaaah! But I don't want to be stuck here with these stupid cacti in this dumb desert!" He continued wailing while Yoshi ignored and continued fixing.
The desert was sprawling farther and farther, and the racers were doing their best to get rid of each other. Mario/Luigi were being followed by Diddy Kong, while Link and Samus galloped farther behind. Pikachu, marth, and Roy all drove carefully by, with Peach, Zelda, Chad the Charmander, and Professor E. Gadd coming up. Ironically, Bowser, Mewtwo, Ganondorf, Donkey Kong, and Wario were all up in Bowser's Koopa Klown kar, which hovered over the hard, sandy road.
As all of the racers slid down to the left bank, Pikachu started to charge up electricity. Marth steered to the right and bumped into Link, while Roy took out a bomb and tossed it behind him. Peach grabbed a heart container, and several hearts surrounded the Bloom Coach. As the bomb approached them, one of the hearts grabbed it, and Chad held the bomb in his palm. Zelda swerved to the left and slammed her foot on the pedal, going forward. As the racers slid downwards to the left, Pikachu released electricity at Link and Samus, paralyzing them and Epona.
From above, Bowser steered the Koopa Klown Kar down towards the sand. Wario grabbed a cannon and fired a Bullet Bill behind the Koopa Klown kart, straight at the Bloom Coach. Zelda turned the car sharply around, and started to go backwards, the Bullet Bill missing and exploding in the sand. Zelda turned the Bloom Coach forward, but she and the others were pushed aside by Wizpig, who was running as fast as he could. The evil galactic pig attempted to turn right, but he tripped on some oil left by mario and Luigi.
The Mario Brothers coasted through the sand easily. Seeing the tall green and spiky cacti on both sides of them, Mario carefully slid inwards to the right and swerved to the left before colliding into a smaller, more spiky-covered cactus. Luigi took out a few green fireballs and fired them at the Koopa Klown kar, which started to burn. Mewtwo used his Psychic abilities to easily extinguish the fire, and as Ganondorf drove the Koopa Klown Kar to the right, Bowser got hold of a cannon and fired his fiery breath at the Mario Brothers.
One of the blue tires of the Red Fire caught on fire, and Luigi screamed as he tried to put the fire out. Mario had no luck steering, and he bobbed unevenly through the sandy path, bumping into the cactuses on both of his sides. Pikachu, Marth, and Roy approached, but Luigi got hold of a liquid orb and splashed the clear blue water all over the burning tire, which lost its blue color.
Pikachu started to charge up again, but Luigi punched at the yellow, electrical mouse Pokemon. Marth took out his sword and started slashing at the side of the Red Fire, but Mario kicked the swordsman and his vehicle off, sliding down the right and making a mini turbo boost inwards to the left bank. The Koopa Klown Kar approached, and Bowser steered upwards n the air, taking out several jacks and tossing them down below. As Epona galloped towards Pikachu/Marth/Roy, she whined and stumbled back a bit. Link and Samus sighed and both watched as Peach, Zelda, Prof. E. Gadd, and Chad the Charmander passed them in the Bloom Coach.
Banjo and Kazooie are speeding through the sand-blasting desert, passing racers that were unfortunate to crash.
"We're sure having a good lead," Kazooie chuckled, "We're passing all of these guys, and they're not even trying to get back!"
"Kazooie!" Banjo shouted, "Be a bit nicer, huh? They had to go through tough things in this desert!"
Kazooie sighed. "Fine, fine." She took out several ice eggs and fired them at Haru Glory, who was coming up from behind.
"ACK!" He screamed as he was frozen solid by the ice eggs, "Damn you!"
Kazooie laughed. "Sucker!"
Banjo made two twists and a turn on the right as he avoided three cacti. Seeing another handful in front of him, Banjo used a special Glowblo inside and used its power to attain a magic shield, which protected Banjo and Kazooie from being done harm by the cacti. Next up was a spiral down the sand. Banjo did a wicked swerve on the edge, and continued until doing so until he reached the bottom, for which he started up again. Kazooie filled the engine with some special oil fuel, and that helped the car speed through the caved-in road. Banjo saw a light up ahead.
"Hey Kazooie," Banjo asked, "What does the map on our computer screen say?"
Kazooie looked at the map on the car's computer screen. "Hmmm...interestingly enough, Banjo, it says that this leads to an oasis, which is right in front of us!" She exclaimed.
Right at the moment, Banjo and Kazooie popped out of the cave and wounded up in the oasis.
"Hey! The oasis!" Banjo exclaimed, surprised as he looked at the beautiful tropical plants and the cool pool in the middle. "The computer screen was right!"
"Yeah, that's real nice and all," Kazooie said, "But we got a race to win!"
Banjo nodded. "Right! Let's go, Kazooie!" He started up the car again, and the bear and bird duo went off on the sand-paved road, to get back into the Grand Prix.
The Yoshi Kart racers and the Diddy Kong Racers desperately try to get rid of each other as they race through the sand-blasting desert.
Pipsy and Drumstick continue fighting each other. Drumstick pushes Pipsy close to the cacti, brusing her car's right side. Pipsy retorts back with a mine, throwing it in front of Drumstick's path, and watching as Drumstick bobbed up and down from colliding with it. Pipsy smirks and speeds away. Tiptup, however, comes up from behind and takes out 10 mini rocket blasters. He aims two at Pipsy and fires. Pipsy gets hit and is forced to drive onto the darker sand, which slows her cat's fast acceleration. Tiptup chuckles and takes the moment to release oil from behind. Unfortunately, Bumper has no knowledge of the oil, and he slips around pathetically while Pipsy tries to fix her car.
"Almost...almost..." Pipsy says to herself as she re-wires her car, when in less than 45 seconds, she does. "Perfect!" She hops back into her small, compactable car and takes off.
Krunch swerves to the right. Bronto swerves to the right. Krunch makes a strong turn on the left curve. Bronto makes a strong turn on the left curve. Krunch notices that Bronto's right behind him, and the green Kremling decides to take action.
"So you think you're all cool by copying me, huh?" He laughs. "Not anymore!" He grabs a rainbow balloon, which holds a red magnet, and allows Bronto to pass.
Bronto smirks. Man, that was easy," He said, accelerating his car more by throwing a mushroom into the engine.
Krunch then starts up again, but he goes to the right into the darker sand and grabs yet another rainbow balloon. He zips on a zipper mark, and he wins up back on the lighter sand, right behind Bronto. Krunch gets one more rainbow balloon, making his magnet green, and he uses it to keep full magnetic charge on Bronto, enabling Krunch to be dragged by the magnesium.
Krunch laughs as Bronto watches in dismay. "Man, I should have done this idea a LONG time ago!"
Birdo snatches one of the rotating item boxes ahead. She needs to catch up to Shelia and continue the race struggle. But for that, she would need a star, and she only now has a single mushroom. Not really good for anything. Except maybe...
"Hey Shelia!" Birdo calls out.
Shelia turns her head to Birdo. "What?" The yellow Stegosaurus shouts back.
Birdo catches up to Shelia, tosses the mushroom into Shelia's kart, reaches over, and hits the boost button. Shelia, not ready for the sudden acceleration, weaves off track and tumbles over in the cacti. Birdo, laughing, grabs a rocket booster from another item box and she zooms ahead.
Yoshi gets back into the Turbo Yoshi. "All right, Pichu, let's go! I finally fixed the Turbo Yoshi!"
"Finally!" Pichu said after stuffing cheesecake into his mouth, and then he hopped into the car.
Yoshi started the engine twice, and by throwing a rocket booster on the back, the Turbo Yoshi zoomed off.
Mario cheered. "Yahoo! The Red Fire is-a back in-a business!"
Luigi did a victory pose. "Excellent! Let's-a get going-a before the others leave us-a here!"
The two Mario Brothers nodded, and they jumped into the Red Fire, taking off with a triple pack of mushrooms.
Bowser looked down to see, much to his and the others' dismay, Yoshi/Pichu and Mario/Luigi. "What!? Damn, I thought we got rid of those two!"
"Maybe we can still deploy the traps." Donkey Kong suggested, "I still have plenty of Giant Bananas left."
"And I got plenty of bombs to chuck," Wario added, grinning.
Bowser paused for a moment, and he sighed. "Fine. But do NOT give either of those two opportunities to pass." The Koopa KIng went back to steering the Koopa Klown Kar.
Mario/Luigi and Yoshi/Pichu were racing together, trying to push each other off the road, but with no luck. It was then that the bombs and Giant Bananas came back into play.
"Ack!" Luigi cried, "Giant Bananas and bombs at 12 'o clock!"
Mario slammed his fist on the steering wheel. "Curses! Not-a Bowser and his goonies again!"
Yoshi looked up. "Seems like only Wario and Donkey Kong ar ehandling the dirty work." He rubbed his chin. "Maybe if we're careful, we could pass."
Mario shook his head, but not before swerving to the left and right while avoiding Giant Bananas. "I don't know...these Giant Bananas could cause quite the accidents...and I know, because I've been in one before."
Yoshi nodded, in knowing of the consequences of hitting Giant Bananas. He kept swerving left and right to avoid the Giant Bananas and bombs as well, but he noticed something on his computer-generated map on his personal computer screen. "What the?"
"What is it?" Pichu asked, his hands holding 3 pieces of cheesecake.
Yoshi winced closer at the map. "Either it's my map playing tricks, or there's someone behi-"
FWOOOOSH! A fast blur pushed Yoshi and Pichu into the cacti bush.
"YEEEEOUCH!" Yoshi and Pichu screamed as they desperately got out of the needle-filled cactus bushes.
Pichu growled, throwing his precious pieces of cheesecakes (now with needles on them) on the ground, and he crossed his arms. "Great! Now my perfect cheesecake is ruined!"
Yoshi gasped when he saw that the fast blur was none other than..."BOSHI!"
Mario and Luigi blinked. "Boshi?" They said in confusion.
Boshi cackled triumphally as he gave Yoshi the thumbs treatment and zoomed away, using a rocket booster.
Yoshi fumed with anger and rage. "Oooh...he thinks he's so smart, eh? We'll see about THAT!" He grabbed a star from an item box and used it to easily drive through the cacti, without having the worry of needles.
Pichu sighed of relief of the star as he merrily ate his cheesecake.
Mario and Luigi blinked for several seconds, before they slipped on a Giant Banana peel, which was followed by an unneccesary explosion from a thrown bomb. "MAMMA MIA!"
Donkey Kong and Wario both gave each other high fives as Mario and Luigi went down. They laughed, and then in unison, looked at the down-and-out Mario Brothers and taunted, "Losers!"
Back with everyone's favorite bear-and-bird duo, Banjo/Kazooie have easily manage to sneak ahead of the other racers in the racecourse. Much to their own surprise, the desert appeared less like a desert, and started shaping into a Beachfront area.
"I can't believe this!" Banjo exclaimed in shock, "We go through wild plains, then a hot, sand-storming desert, and now we come from an oasis to a beachfront?"
Kazooie grinned. "Seems like the perfect treatment! I just have sunscreen with me, in case we go sunscreenin' later." She took out a bottle of sunscreen, which said 'Gobi's Lava Screener - 50 degrees'.
Just as the two were about to break into chat, Link and Samus galloped along on Epona, and appeared next to the bear and bird.
"Hello, Banjo." Link said, smirking.
Banjo sighed. "Hello, Link."
Samus grinned as she looked at Kazooie. "Hello, Kazooie."
Kazooie smirked. "Hello, Newman," She sarcastically said.
Samus was furious. "WHAT? How dare you call me Newman! I am-"
"Yeah yeah, you're Samus Aran." Kazooie let out a big sigh, "Don't you know when I'm being sarcastic?"
Samus thought for a moment, when Epona was then burned by a couple of fire eggs.
"HEY! You cheater, that wasn't fair!" Link shouted angrily.
Kazooie laughed. "Who said that I was fair? I'm only doing the best thing for me and Banjo." She fired grenade eggs next at Epona, which caused a handful of explosions, and made Epona fall flat on the ground.
Banjo slammed his foot on the gas pedal, and the bear-and-bird duo sped away from Link and Samus.
Samus sighed. "Well, Link, looks like we're going to have to find a new tactic now."
Link nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I guess you're right." He rubbed Epona. "There, there, girl. You're going to be all right."
Master Hand looked at the projectile screen, and smiled. He turned to face the huge, eager audience, and he cleared his throat. "Ladies and Gentlemen, all of the racers have braved the mighty sand-blistering desert of Ankylosaurus Land, and they are now in the Beachfront area!" He boldly announced, "It is in this area that they'll race side-to-side with Ankylosaurus Land's most finest beach spectaculars, and it's here that they'll race to the finish line by going under the cool alcoves!"
"Did you hear that, Kazooie?" Banjo said, smiling, "We're gonna be the first ones there!"
Kazooie rubbed her wings together with glee. "Excellent! Let's keep going, and showing no signs of slowing down, either!"
With that said and down, the bear-and-bird duo continued on the beach, sand-paved road, whereas they will be joined by many of the other racers, including the race-terroring group of Bowser and his friends.
The sprawling, dry desert of Ankylosaurus Land gave way to the beach front, and the racers were now going down a narrow, cement-paved road alongside the beach sands. Yoshi was traveling fast in his Turbo Yoshi, with the cheesecake-obsessed Pichu holding on tightly. Coming from behind Yoshi are the two racing pairs, Pikachu/Marth/Roy (riding in a three-seat vehicle) and Kirby (riding on TAC). Sliding downwards on the left smooth curve, and driving on the soft beach sand, Yoshi was determined to stay in front of the pack.
"I got a couple of jacks. Pichu, can you do me a favor and release them for me?" Yoshi asked as he turned to the right and started heading upwards the steep hill.
Pichu, with his mouth smothered with cheesecake, grabbed the jacks from the item bag and threw the jacks on the road, and then resumed eating his cheesecake.
Pikachu was charging up with electricity, and as Marth swerved to the right and approached closer to the Turbo Yoshi, Pikachu released an electric bolt, which shocked Yoshi and Pichu, and paralyzed the Turbo Yoshi. Kirby approached the trio and started to suck in the vehicle, but Roy slashed at Kirby with his sword. Kirby hesitated, and he swerved to the left, trying to pass the group. Pikachu whacked TAC using Iron Tail, and Kirby screamed as he was tossed out from the impact of the attack out of his vehicle, while TAC went spinning around and crashed into a nearby light post. Yoshi passed by the now damaged TAC and easily zoomed by Pikachu/Marth/Roy, ramming them into the right side and then sliding down the left bank of the road and headed into a small tunnel, which went through a small, grassy hill. Pikachu, Marth, and Roy swiftly followed Yoshi and Pichu into the tunnel.
Both of the two different racing pairs turning on the right curve, Marth swerved back to the left, and then he rammed the vehicle into the Turbo Yoshi. Yoshi and Pichu screamed, but alas, Yoshi released a puddle of oil behind, causing Marth's vehicle to slip around. Turning to the left, Yoshi and Pichu exited the tunnel and were now going through grassy plains, turning right upwards and then turning left.
Marth and Pikachu both switched positions, and Pikachu released an electric jolt into the engine of the vehicle, causing the vehicle to ZOOM right out of the tunnel and STRAIGHT up the hill. Getting back on the now dirt-paved road, Pikachu fired an electricity jolt at Yoshi and Pichu, shocking them again and causing the pair to slow down. Eventually, after sliding downwards to the right and going back into the beach front, Yoshi pushed Pikachu/Marth/Roy aside into the sand and propelled forwards into the left bank, seeing few racers up ahead.
Pikachu hopped out of the driver's seat and pushed the vehicle (along with Marth and Roy) out of the sand, and then, along with his two swordsmen partners, hopped back into the vehicle, starting up the engines, and drove off the sand and back onto the cement-paved road, trying to follow Yoshi and Pichu.
Godzilla and Anguirus started running after the Egg Mobile. "Godzilla, my legs are killing me, and this thing is in the way!" Anguirus shouted to Godzilla.
Godzilla puffed and said, "Anguirus, we have to take out that mobile if we're gonna past him!"
Anguirus scratched his head. "Yeah, but how?" He asked.
Godzilla's fins started glowing, and then Godzilla fired his Heat Ray at the Egg Mobile, sending Eggman, Scratch, and Grounder crashing.
"Yeouch! My ass! Awwwk!" They all said in pain as they groaned.
Godzilla chuckled and then turned to Anguirus. "Does that solve your problem, Anguirus?" Godzilla asked.
Anguirus nodded and said, "Great job, Godzilla! Now let's win the race!'
As they looked back at the other racers behind them, Godzilla and Anguirus ran faster to catch up with the leaders.
Meanwhile in the front, Burns and Smithers were dodging Koopa shell attacks from Homer and Abe, with difficulty due to the number of shells
"DAMNATION! They're firing more shells then we can dodge!" Burns cursed. "But I've got a little surprise..." He picked out a bob-omb, ready to fire. "Take this fools! HAHAHA!" He tossed the bob-omb their way.
"BAAAAAAAAAAH!" Homer screamed as he saw the bob-omb coming their way and knocked it back with a bat.
"D'oh! Homer, we gotta fire back to pass Burnsie and his henchman Smithers!" Grandpa said, as he took out a war helmet.
Master Ghidorah turned to Homer's car and said, "Time to take out to morons." With a mighty roar, Master Ghidorah fired gravity beams at Homer's car, sending Homer and Abe crashing into Bumper, who was nearby.
"Oof!" Abe and Bumper shouted, as they were on top of each other.
Homer tossed up a mushroom, which got his car back in gear as they sped towards Burns' Limo. Once they got back to the side of the Limo, Homer loaded up a bob-omb of his own. "See you in Hell, BURNSY!" He threw it inside.
Burns saw the Bob-omb on the floor and panicked. He dove for it and juggled it about like a hot potato. "DAMNATION!" He screamed, before the bob-omb exploded inside the limo.
Master Ghidorah noticed his business partner flying in the sky. "I'll get you back on the road!" Master Ghidorah shouted, as one of his necks grabbed Mr. Burns and Smithers, and the right head created a new limo. The left head put the two humans in, as the middle head threw gravity beams at Homer's car.
"Hey ain't getting away with that!" Bumper shouted, as he started firing missiles at Master Ghidorah's chariot. Unfortunately, they missed, and it hit Homer's car instead, which was also at the same time pummeled by Master Ghidorah's gravity beams.
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Homer shouted, as well as Abe. As the car went flying into the air, Homer tried to regain control of it and directed it right at Burns' limo. "Take this!" He started firing multiple bob-omb at the limo and Ghidorah's chariot.
Sir Megalon shouted a victory cry and fired gravity beams from his arms at the bo-bombs, which caused them to explode before they reached the limo and the chariot. "Woohoo! Take that, fat boy!" Sir Megalon teased.
However, Homer's car came in like a bomb and came crashing down on Burn's limo and Ghidorah's chariot, bob-ombs leaking out all over.
"AHHHH!" Master Ghidorah and Sir Megalon shouted in pain, as the three cars came into contact with Bumper's car, and a huge crash explosion occurred. The racers caught in it were in the air as well.
"WHOA! I'VE SEEN CRASHES, BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS!" Bumper shouted, as T.T., the fastest Diddy Kong Racer, looked at the racers in the air and shouted, "Too bad!" The stopwatch then proceeded into the lead.
Oddly enough, though scorched and banged up, Homer's car came out of the fire. "We're still in the race!"
"All right, Homer! Let's show Burnsie what we Simpsons are made of!" Abe shouted, as the car speed to follow T.T.
Ironically, Master Ghidorah used his special powers to protect himself AND Mr. Burns limo. Master Ghidorah turned to Mr. Burns and said, "I suggest that we use some special weapons to help us in this race."
"Excellent..." Burns cackled, as he started up the car and both he and Master Ghidorah chased after Homer Simpson..
Shadow blasted through in "Black Cyclone" wondering where the other racers were. "I wonder what place we're in..."
"According to the PokèNav, we're in the middle of the pack," Max said to Shadow.
"Middle of the pack? Damn it, we'll never get into the lead now..." Misty said, as she frowned.
"I feel the need... the need for speed!" Shadow quoted from Top Gun, as he tossed up a mushroom, giving him a burst of speed, sending him rocketing away.
"Hey!" May called out. "No fair!" She tossed up a mushroom that sent her car barreling after Shadow.
"Get yer ass back here!" Diddy shouted, as he took a triple mushroom and passes the two cars, ending up behind Mumbo and Bottles.
Bottles turned around to see Diddy. "Mumbo, Diddy Kong is on our tail. Should I do the honors?" Bottles asked.
Mumbo nodded and said, "Bottles go kick monkey butt and fire his ass back to last place."
Bottles smiled as he took out a missile at Diddy's car. Diddy moved his car to avoid the missile, so ironically the missile hit both May and Shadow's cars instead.
"WHOA!" Max and Misty shouted, as they went up into the air.
May screamed as her car went up into the air and both she and it landed into a pond.
Shadow on the other hand regained control of the Black Cyclone and landed back on the road. He gave himself multiple mushrooms, making him burn the track and race up the road.
Misty shook her head and shouted to May, "May, get your wet, soaked butt back in that damp car! We can't afford to lose!"
"Yeah, May. Who cares if your butt got wet? We got wet too," Max pointed out to May.
May grumbled to herself as she got back into her car. Giving herself a mushroom, she grabbed both Max and Misty, got back onto the road, and tried to catch up.
Meanwhile...
"Can't this thing go any faster?" Storm said to his buddies.
"Try using mushrooms." Jet told him, as he tossed up a mushroom, and shot across the track.
Suddenly, a huge roar came from a huge, carnivorous creature. It was a huge Chain Chomp, which knocked down the Babylon Hunters, and in turn speed towards victory.
"Nice one, Chompy!" Baby Luigi said to his faithful pet.
"And excellent job, indeed!" Baby Mario cheered, as he looked at the knocked out Babylon Hunters and turned back to the main road.
"Ouch...are you guys all right?" Storm said, trying to get himself up. Jet said nothing, as he was so dizzy. Wave was trying to get her back straight again.
Suddenly, the Flying Krock and the Star Fox ships passed the Babylon Hunters as the owners of the ships were making a deal with each other.
"So what did you have in mind?" Fox asked Kaptain K. Rool.
Kaptain sighed and said, "Look, how about we team up together for the rest of the race? I mean, the only things we're doing to each other is making us lose the race, so perhaps an agreement could help us get into the lead."
"Yeah, so we might as well team up for the benefit of the race," King K. Rool added.
Fox nodded. "We agree. Let's do it"
"For the race," Baron said, as he placed his hand down on Kaptain's hand, followed by King K. Rool's hand.
"For the race!" The Starfox crew chanted in unison.
Back outside...
Sonic jetted along in the "cyclone", using a combination of mushroom power and his own two feet with super sonic speed. He was quickly closing in on Shadow.
The next thing Shadow knew, Sonic was right beside him. "Huh? Faker?" Shadow said in disbelief.
"I'll show you who's the faker!" Sonic jeered, before launching a banana peel underneath, sending Shadow spiraling back.
Shadow slammed onto the breaks to regain control before he resumed course and tried to catch up to Sonic. "DAMN! Get back here!" He started firing Koopa shells.
Sonic started dodging back and forth, trying to avoid as many shells as he could.
Mumbo and Bottles were right behind the hedgehogs, while Timber was catching up on them.
Meanwhile, Banjo & Kazooie were trying to pass by the babies while they used a chain chomp to keep ahead of the bear and bird.
"Bottles, Timber tiger behind us. Let us attack," Said Mumbo, as he started to fire magic spells at Timber.
"Go faster, Chain Chomp!" Baby Mario said, trying to avoid Banjo and Kazooie.
"Damn Banjo, how are we gonna pass these two diaper heads?" Kazooie asked as she fired grenade eggs at the babies.
"Ah! Oh yeah? Take this!" Timber said, as he threw a missile at Mumbo and Bottles, which sent them crashing into Banjo and Kazooie.
"Ha ha! You guys crashed!" Baby Luigi teased, as the babies skid away.
Suddenly, the Roadrunner came running through and pushed both Sonic and Shadow off the road, leaving them in the soapy puddles.
"Ahh!" Banjo yelled as him and Kazooie collided with Mumbo and Bottles.
"Urgh...my head...Hey Banjo, are you all right?" Bottles asked.
"Mumbo think Mumbo have brain shock..." Mumbo said, rubbing his head.
Banjo was passed out on the floor of their car. Kazooie ran over to him.
"Banjo!" she cried.
Mario's car continued to run good, until the engine started to burn out, and then the car was in flames. "MAMMA MIA!" Mario and Luigi said, as they tried to get the fire off of them.
Just then, Fludd appeared in Mario's car and put out the fire.
"I am here to assist you, Mario." Fludd said in his normal robotic voice.
Mario breathed a sigh of relief. He said, "Fludd... Thank GOD you came at the right time."
Luigi nodded, holding a bunch of banana peels. "Indeed." He said, as he threw them all at Bowser.
"Hahaha, you wanna hit me with peels." he laughed as he flew right over them.
"And shells!" Luigi fired shells in Bowser's face and under his wheels.
"Augh!" Bowser yelled as his car suddenly slowed down a bit.
"Let's-a go!" Mario and Luigi cheered as they threw themselves a mushroom and blasted away from Bowser and the rest. Then they crashed into the babies' car.
"Mario, what just hit us?" baby Luigi asked baby Mario.
Way back in the back, barney the dinosaur could be seen singing his stupid songs to himself, while annoying the heck out of several racers.
Mario sweatdropped. "Mama Mia... We just ran into our younger selves..."
"Get ready to launch the chain chomp!" Baby Mario yelled as baby Luigi picked up a pocket chomp capsule.
Banjo and Kazooie were back on the track in minutes. They were slowly gaining on the other racers.
"Mumbo, we gotta hurry! That Lt. Gigan dude and his Mechawhatchamacallit are getting away!" Bottles said to Mumbo, as the shaman was trying to fix the car.
"Mumbo need time. Mumbo suggest wait," Mumbo said to Bottles, as he put the wheel back on the car.
Banjo and Kazooie gained on Babies Mario and Luigi.
Lt. Gigan looked back to see the pair fixing the car. He laughed to himself. "This will be a piece of cake with MechaAnguirus. Engage attack mode!" Lt. Gigan shouted, as the mechanical version of Anguirus then summoned a cannon from its mouth.
"Launch the chain chomp as soon as these two pass us." Baby Mario told Baby Luigi.
Sonic and Shadow meanwhile were ramming into each other, trying to push the other off of the road, but neither one succeeding.
Banjo and Kazooie passed by the babies easily after.
"Sweet, they were easy to pass." Kazooie told banjo as they passed.
Shadow chuckled as he brought out a chaos emerald. "Time to blast to the future...of this race that is. CHAOS CONTROL!" He blasted away, zooming past enemy with chaos power.
Just as Kazooie said that, Babies Mario and Luigi came flying at them and sent them flying off the track with their chain chomp.
"Well crap." Banjo said as they managed to stop.
Lt. Gigan then shouted, "FIRE!" MechaAnguirus then launched an attack from the cannon, with the beam hitting Lactopi's car.
"AH!" Lactopi and Anakeen cried, as they went flying up.
Meanwhile, Fox and the crew were trying to take out Alec Trevelyan with the great fox's plasma cannons.
Sonic narrowed his eyes at Shadow's retreating form. "Two can play at THAT game." He took out his own chaos emerald, and activated its power. "CHAOS CONTROL!" He blast ahead with the same chaos power that Shadow used, almost knocking Lt. Gigan off of the road.
Godzilla looked back to see Lt. Gigan. "Crap. Anguirus, we got trouble behind us!" Godzilla said to his buddy.
Lt. Gigan avoided the chaos power, and fired another beam at Sonic's car, which sent him and Amy flying into the sky, and making them crash into Anna and Spice.
"Bulls-eye!" Lt. Gigan said, as he sped behind Godzilla and Anguirus.
"Damn, he's catching up!" Anguirus said to Godzilla, fearing that they might crash.
Godzilla, determined, turned to Anguirus and said, "Just keep running, Anguirus!"
Anguirus nodded, and the two monsters continued to run.
Shadow, meanwhile, has screwed up with his chaos control, for he managed to get stuck in a tree.
"Smithers, we have to find a way to get into first place." Mr. burns said to Smithers.
Master Ghidorah turned to Mr. Burns and said, "Don't worry, Sir Megalon has things under control."
Cloud was starting to go up from last place, slowly though.
Sonic and Amy meanwhile, were once again, blasting through with Chaos Control, blasting their way to the front, but trying to get Shadow off their tail.
Bart was trying to grind off of cars, but wasn't having much luck.
"Heppy, how's Bronto doing?" Shelia asked, seeing how Heppy was trying to fix his car's engine.
Heppy looked at Shelia and said, "Well, Shelia, I'm pretty much sure that Bronto, Birdo, and Zirdo are with us. Boshi is way ahead in the lead with the bosses, so I think it's best if we drive carefully."
Sonic and Amy gave one big ram, and knocked Shadow into Lt. Gigan.
Meanwhile, the Mario babies were gaining ground with their chain chomp.
"What place are we in now Luigi?" Baby Mario asked.
"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" Bronto shouted, as his car skidded off the road with a lobster on his face.
"Ow! What's the big idea, you ugly hedgehog?" Lt. Gigan said, as he threw Shadow into May, Misty, and Max.
"Way to go, boss!" MechaAnguirus said.
Shadow screamed as he ran into Max and the girls.
Anguirus growled. "I'll show that fake!" He said, as he tackled into his mechanical version.
"WHOA!" MechaAnguirus shouted, as he slowed down a bit.
"WAAAH!" May, Max, and Misty cried, as they collided with Shadow.
"YEOWCH!" Shadow shrieked.
The star fox team were trying to blast the competition with the great fox's plasma cannons.
"Geez, these people are wimps." Falco said before the great fox was hit by a missile.
"I think it's best if we just kept our eyes on the road..." Heppy said to Shelia.
Sonic and Amy zoomed underneath the great fox, not wanting to be in the crossfire.
Birdo sweatdropped as she saw Bronto bumped into several picketsigns. "Poor guy...I should help him," Birdo said, as he pulled her car next to Bronto's.
"What the? Rob, status report. What's the damage?" fox shouted.
"Yar, what be goin' on?" Said Kaptain to King K. Rool.
"Damn Lobster! Get off of my head!" Bronto shouted, trying to get the lobster off of his face.
Zirdo sighed and said, "Man, I wonder where's Yoshi and Peppy are at..."
"The great fox is under fire!" Baron K Rool pointed out.
"C'mon, Krusty! You're the best car fixer! Can't you do ANYTHING!" Peppy groaned, as he was trying to get a wrench out.
"Crap, we're getting beaten out here." king said as he loaded a cannonball into captains gun.
"I think this is getting a bit underhand..." Clario said, as the oil sprayed his face.
"Koopa! Watch out!" Goombella screamed.
Baron loaded up some extra cannonballs. "Let's blast them to hell!" He let the fire fly.
"I'd drive better than you because I've read a manual!" Goombario shouted.
Bart was having luck grinding over homers car.
"Eat my shorts, dad!" Bart yelled as he zoomed ahead.
"Hey! We're all on the same team here! Don't get cocky!" Paratroopa shouted loudly, as he took out his triple shells.
Shadow scrambled out of the wreckage and started his car back up, trying to get back in place.
Koopa groaned and said, "Damn it, will you guys just shut up and let me drive? It's hard to concentrate with you guys chatting!" Koopa, apparently, was behind the Yoshi Kart crew.
cloud had made it back up to where Eliwood and Lyn were.
"Death to fe!" he shouted as he slashed at them with his materia blade.
"May, can't you do anything? I mean, we're letting Shadow get away!" Max shouted to May.
May was still unconscious.
"Damn it, Bronto, hold still!" Birdo said, as she tried to get the lobster off of Bronto's face.
Heppy and Shelia groaned. "ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO CAN HELP!" They shouted at the same time.
Just then, the great fox accidentally blasted the flying crocs.
Suddenly, a purple car zoomed by them. It slowed down a bit to catch up with the Yoshi Kart crew, and then the driver revealed himself to be Dr. Hoshi.
Shadow was plowing through, trying to catch up to Sonic and Amy.
"Arr! What the hell are ya doing!" Kaptain said, as he hit Peppy Hare hard on the head.
"Peppy, this ain't an easy job, so keep your shorts on! That is, if you HAVE shorts!" Krusty said to Peppy Ankylosaurus, as the clown got under his car, trying to fix its sputter.
"Spice! Time for action!" Anna said, as Spice then suddenly started firing at Tails and Cream's car.
"Ah! Tails, we're being attacked!" Cream shouted to Tails.
"Sorry guys. We were aiming at someone else. you just got in our way." Slippy apologized.
"Espio, careful! We could crash!" Tomo-Chan said to Espio, as Darth Fade-R was having a hard time with the wheel.
Tails handed Cream a set of banana peels. "Throw these underneath Anna And Spice's car!"
"Damn it, I could use some ammo here!" Darth Fade-R groaned, as he avoided the banana peels.
"Bananas?" Donkey Kong said, looking around for some.
Espio took out a row of shurikens and started firing. "Time to pop some tires!"
"Damn it, Donkey, keep your focus on the race!" Ganondorf said, as he was trying to take car of Air Tank Man and Balloon Dude.
"Dr. Hoshi is at your service!" Dr. Hoshi said to Heppy and Shelia, as he handed them a bottle of Lobster Spray.
Heppy looked at it strangely and asked, "What does this exactly do?"
"This isn't working." Mewtwo said as he launched a shadow ball at air tank man.
Dr. Hoshi sighed and said, "It's suppose to get rid of Lobsters."
"Let me try that," Shelia said, as she grabbed the bottle and tossed it at Bronto's car, which caused it to explode, sending Birdo and Bronto flying, along with the lobster.
Shadow zoomed by Sheila's car, with mushroom power.
"See ya suckahs!" He cackled.
Bowser was chasing after the Mario bros.
"get back here you stupid plumbers!" Bowser shouted as he launched a giant koopa shell at the brothers.
Luigi just laughed in Bowser's face. "Eat shell, you stupid turtle!" He threw a koopa shell at Bowser's wheels.
"Oh yeah?" Shelia said, as she threw a bob-omb at Shadow's car, causing it to explode and sending Shadow to crash into Bronto and Birdo. The lobster then fell on Shadow's face.
Bowser just veered off and continued chasing them.
"See how you feel with a lobster on YOUR face!" Bronto said, as he quickly fixed his car and Birdo's car. As soon as they were finished, they got back in to catch up with the others.
"Hey doc, thanks," Shelia said to Dr. Hoshi.
Dr. Hoshi rubbed his head and said, "It was no problem, actually."
"FILTH!" Oscar the Grouch yelled, as he threw filth at Knuckles and Rogue, as well as Blaze the Cat.
Mario and Luigi both threw banana peels at Bowser's wheels. "Slip away!"
"Whoa!" Donkey Kong and Ganondorf said, as they crashed into Wario.
"Hey! Watch it!" Wario said, as he threw Ganondorf and Donkey Kong off. Wario then started throwing bob-ombs at air tank man and balloon dude, yet they kept dodging them.
"Let's show 'em our special abilities!" Balloon Dude said, as he took out Dude.
"YECCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!" Rouge griped as she dodged the fifth. "Knuckles! Koopa shell!"
"Whoa!" Blaze said, as she used her psychic powers to remove the filth.
Knuckles handed two shells to Rouge, and watched her fire them at Oscar.
"What the? How did I get here?" Dude said, as he looked around.
Boshi looked as Yoshi and Pichu started to gain up on him. "Not this time, greenie!" Boshi said, as he fired Yoshi Beam at their car, sending them into the ocean.
"AHH!" Yoshi and Pichu shouted, as they fell into the water.
Bowser ran right into the peel and started slipping.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" he said as he crashed with Marth, Roy, and Pikachu.
"My cheesecake!" Pichu said, looking around for it.
ATM took out one of his air tanks. "Time for some inflation!" He fired a hose at one of Wario's tires, and began to pump it up.
"AHH!" Marth, Roy, Lillian, Sheena, and Pikachu shouted, as they all went up in a big explosion.
Donkey Kong punched ATM as Ganondorf used his Warlock Punch on Dude, sending him away.
Bowser was shouting too. "Argh! I'll get you yet, plumbers!"
Meanwhile nearby...
"Set sail for the Yoshi Kart grand prix!" Luffy said, as he pointed to the race tracks nearby.
"Ah, finally, a chance for us to have some fun at last," Sanji said, looking at the race track.
ATM shrugged off the punch and kept pumping up Wario's tires, causing his car to float.
"yes sir, captain Luffy!" Ussop said as he took the wheel from Nami.
Yoshi gasped and said, "Oh, that Boshi is going to get it when I get my hands on him!"
"Whoa!" Wario shouted as the car half flipped and sent them all falling to the ground.
"AHHH!" Donkey Kong and Ganondorf shouted, as they held onto Wario's car.
Mewtwo teleported them to the ground safely before they crashed.
"Do, do, do, do, do..." Kuigi said to himself, as Pikario drove the car.
"Damn it, Kuigi! Kirio, start firing objects at enemies, and Chuigi, wake Kuigi up!" Pikario demanded, as he turned back to the wheel.
"We're arriving now, Luffy." Ussop said as they reached the track.
Chuigi woke up. "Huh? Wuh? Where's the fire?"
Yoshi noticed that the ship was nearby and then turned to Pichu. "Hey, who are those guys?" Yoshi asked Pichu.
Pichu was too busy looking for his stupid cheesecake, as Luffy came down, with Sanji.
"Is this the grand prix?" Luffy asked Yoshi, as he pulled them up.
Missiles and bob-ombs were blasting the great fox continually.
"What the hell is firing at us!" Fox yelled.
Yoshi dried himself with his towel and said to Luffy, "Yes, this is. Is there something you guys want?"
"Yeah, we wanna join." Ussop said.
"Well, we're competing now! My name's Luffy!" Luffy said, as he shook Yoshi's hand.
"And my name's Sanji," Sanji said, as he shook Pichu's hand.
"I'm Ussop, Captain Ussop." Ussop said. Then he was hit by Nami.
"I'm Zolo." Zolo announced. "I'm the resident swordsman and swashbuckler of the straw hats."
"And I'm Nami." Nami followed. "Navigator of the crew."
"Also known as the coward." Ussop added in.
Nami's eye twitched angrily. "Ussop! YOU'RE the coward!"
Chopper trotted out next, looking around timidly. "I'm Chopper. I'm the doctor."
"Also the weakest member of our crew." Ussop said.
"Ussop!" Luffy shouted angrily at Ussop.
Chopper growled. "That's Ussop, the sharpshooter, and liar. He's a dick."
"Wowee, I've never met just a bunch of cool guys," Yoshi said, as he looked at them.
"Hey. I'm the most important member of this crew. And your all the liars." Ussop said defensively.
Pichu was still having trouble finding his cheesecake. "Where could my cheesecake have gone!" He shouted, as he started to cry.
Yoshi slapped his forehead and said, "Man, where's Peppy and Dr. Hoshi when you need them...?"
Then the cheesecake appeared next to Pichu. "YAY! CHEESECAKE!" He cried in joy, as the cheesecake jumped into his arms.
Suddenly, Peppy and Clario sped past Yoshi.
"Hey Yoshi! We got our cars back to normal!" Peppy shouted.
"Yeah! Now we're back in the race!" Clario said, as Krusty's limo also passed Yoshi and the Straw Hat crew.
"Hey, isn't that Yoshi?" Shelia said to Heppy, pointing to Yoshi with the Straw Hat crew.
Heppy nodded and said, "Yeah, and it looks like he brought friends."
"I'm the one that does the navigating, cooking, sharp shooting, and I'm the leader and doctor." Ussop said, as his nose grew to match the size of the mast.
"USSOP!" Luffy and Sanji yelled at Ussop again.
Zolo groaned. "Damn Ussop."
Heppy sweatdropped as he and Shelia stopped by. "What's with all the rucus?" Heppy asked Yoshi.
"What, I'm just telling the truth." Ussop said as his nose grew another three centimeters.
Zolo gave one slash of his sword, and cut Ussop's long nose off.
Yoshi quickly turned his attention to Heppy and said, "We got new racers aboard. These guys are from the famous One Piece anime."
Luffy and Sanji laughed their guts off.
"Who wants to play 'Let's kill Ussop'?" Sanji asked the rest of the straw hat crew.
Heppy looked at them strangely and said, "They sure are crazy..."
"ME!" Luffy said, as he raised his hand.
"Yeesh, I think these guys fight all the time..." Shelia said, as she and Heppy, along with Yoshi, watched the randomness.
"First one to chop Ussop's nose back to normal wins." Sanji said as he got out two butchers knives.
"Whoo!" Zolo got out his swords.
Nami took out a small knife.
Meanwhile, quick check with cloud…
"Damn it! Why can't I pass these retards?" he said as he barely dodged a green shell and banana.
Back to the Yoshi kart crew and the Straw Hat gang…
"Oy, shoudn't we get back to the race?" Birdo said, as the other three dinosaurs turned their attention to her.
"We're wasting time. Let's just go," Dr. Hoshi said.
"Okay, Dr. Hoshi!" Bronto said, as he started up his car.
"Right, then," Birdo and Zirdo said, as they got back into their cars and started it up.
Cloud was starting to get closer to Eliwood and Lyn. He was preparing to slash their wheels, but had to keep dodging their bob-ombs.
"Damn it, why can't I find an opening?" Cloud asked himself as he veered by shells and banana's.
Eliwood kept firing bob-omb after bob-omb at Cloud, but to no avail. "Lyn, honey... I think we're gonna have to try another tactic..." He drew his sword.
Cloud Strife saw his chance and took it. With great speed, he caught up to them and slashed one of their wheels, sending them veering into him accidentally.
"Whoops, bad idea." Cloud said as his bike combusted.
Eliwood and Lyn barely had time to scream before their car blew up too.
Meanwhile, back with the Star Fox and the Flying Krock…
"Someone please tell me who the hell is firing at us." Fox yelled.
"Damn, what just happened?" Peppy Hare asked Kaptain.
Kaptain shrugged and said, "I dunno, I think it's that Crazy Hand guy."
"LOOK OUT!" Falco shouted, as Crazy hand fired beams at the Star Fox ship and the Flying Krock.
"Prepare to fire an offensive on Crazy Hand. NOW!" Fox McCloud yelled to Falco and Slippy.
"Preparing to fire." Slippy said. "Falco, you got the ammo loaded yet?"
"Yeah. Though...I can't think we're forgetting someone..." Falco said, as he scratched his head.
"Krusty the Clown is back in action!" Krusty said, as he started up his car.
"Me, me, your forgetting me!" Krystal yelled at the four mercenaries.
Peppy and Clario hopped in their fixed car. "Let's a-go!" Peppy and Clario said in unison, as they and Krusty sped off to catch up with the Yoshi Kart gang.
"Oh, sorry, Krystal," Falco apologized.
"Fire, NOW!" fox shouted to Slippy.
"Firing!" Slippy shouted as he fired three bob-ombs at crazy hand.
Kaptain sighed. "Arr, tis be time to cause destruction..." He said, as he fired a cannonball at Crazy Hand, which made him fall on top of Barney the Dinosaur.
Peppy Hare sweatdropped. He said, "At least that takes care of Barney."
Yet, even with a giant hand on him, barney still managed to sing his stupid songs.
"D'oh!" Falco shouted, as Kaptain and Peppy Hare covered their ears.
"Why won't he ever die?" Fox asked the others.
"It's stupid PBS kids fault," Peppy Hare moaned.
Peach, sheik, and the others passed by crazy hand, hearing barneys stupid songs as they passed.
"Why is crazy singing barneys moronic songs?" Sheik asked, as she covered her ears.
"I dunno..." Peach replied, as she covering her ears. "But it's annoying!" Everyone else covered their ears as well.
Babies Mario and Luigi were near the front when the chain chomp broke loose.
"Dang it! There goes our speed boost," baby Mario said, as he watched the chain chomp bound away.
"Damn it, it stings my ears!" Chad the Charmander said, as he and Prof. E. Gadd covered their ears.
Shadow passed by them, and resorted to cover his ears too as he heard the horrible song.
Crazy Hand got up and chased after the great fox, leaving a noticeably flatter Barney the Dinosaur behind.
Boshi continued to use rockets to speed him up. He looked behind him to see Peppy and Clario, as well as Krusty. Boshi scoffed.
"Trying to catch up, eh? I'll show 'em," Boshi said, as he left spilled oil on the racetrack.
Peppy, Clario, and Krusty all avoided the oil. "Is that guy trying to get rid of us?" Krusty asked Clario.
Clario tightened his grip. "It seems like-a it," He said.
Bart Simpson was busy trying to keep up with Crazy Hand. He was throwing bob-ombs at him the entire time, giving the great fox the chance to escape by using a mushroom.
Skinner and Otto were right behind Bart. "Are you sure this bus is fast enough?" Skinner asked.
"I'm positive!" Otto said, when suddenly, a missile hit the bus, causing it to explode. Skinner and Otto landed on the road, as the others passed.
"Dude, this sucks…" Otto said, as he got up.
Skinner sighed and said, "Oh, I knew that the Vietnam War would curse me later on…"
"Well, whether he'll take us out or not, it won't matter for long," Peppy said, as he pointed to the finish line, which was settled at a stadium inside an amusement park.
"All right! So long, suckahs!" Boshi shouted, as he sped away to the finish line.
Bowser was lying on the ground, dazed, after his clown car exploded.
"Ugh, that's the last time I drink and drive in the middle of the moon." He babbled before he fainted.
Squall was speeding on through in his SeeD van, not wanting to end up like Cloud.
"Hey! Get back here!" Peppy, Clario, and Krusty all shouted, as they sped after Boshi. It wasn't until Boshi got close, but realize that someone else was there.
"NO!" Boshi shouted in disbelief.
"WHAT IN THE HELL!" Peppy shouted, surprised.
"HOLY HELL!" Clario shrieked.
"WHAT THE?" Krusty said in disbelief.
Cloud Strife quickly summoned another bike, and used three mushrooms to speed away from the crash.
Right on the finish line was...WILE E. COYOTE AND THE BADGUYS!
"Well, actually, I got here first, the others just came 23 minutes later," Wile E. Coyote pointed out.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Boshi, Peppy, Clario, and Krusty the Clown all shouted in unison.
"MAMA FER!" Mario and Luigi cursed.
The Star Fox team and the Flying Krock got to the finish line a bit later, followed by the Crazy Hand and Bart Simpson.
Yoshi and Pichu made it, alongside with the Yoshi Kart racers,
"I have a feeling that we forgot the Straw Hat crew," Yoshi said.
"How are they going to get here?" Heppy asked, just as Cloud Strife came through with his motorcycle.
Suddenly, Luffy's ship fell right on the finish line. "Ta-da!" Luffy shouted, as he and the others came down.
"Does that answer your stupid question?" Peppy Ankylosaurus said to Yoshi and Heppy.
"Yeah," They both said in unison.
"Luffy, I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but that was insane!" Ussop said, as he stumbled off the ship.
"Hey, I'm just crazy for races!" Luffy said, as he laughed.
"You're crazy, kid, but I like your guts," Sanji admitted.
Master Hand and the Flying Rocket with members of the audience approached as Master Hand said, "Well, everyone passed the finish line. The stats will appear later on as we go onto the next race."
"How come we have to wait?" Baby Mario asked Master Hand.
"Because the stupid lazy author of this story and his stupid lazy pals have a long time to sort out the results," Master Hand pointed out.
"Stupid lazy author and his stupid lazy pals..." Baby Mario said, as he walked off.
"Well, what do we do now?" Fox McCloud asked everyone else.
"McDonalds?" Shadow suggested.
"Or just sing?" Heppy suggested.
May's stomach suddenly growled SO loudly, it set off EVERY car alarm on the block
"She's hungry AGAIN?" Cloud shouted loudly in disbelief.
May woke up suddenly, as her stomach growled even louder, NOW setting off every burglar alarm on the block. "Oopsie..." May said nervously, as she blushed. "I guess I'm hungry again," She said, as she giggled. Max and Misty rolled their eyes.
"It's settled, then! Everyone, to McDonalds!" Kazooie said, as she talon trotted thought the doors.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yoshi, Peppy Ankylosaurus, Heppy, Shelia, Bronto, Birdo, Zirdo, Krusty the Clown, Luffy, Chopper, Boshi, Dr. Hoshi, Diddy Kong, Pichu, and Clario laughed, as they all fell down in stitches.
Mumbo just looked at them oddly. "What wrong with them?" Mumbo asked Bottles.
Bottles shrugged. "Beats me."
Heppy tried to catch his breathe as he said, "Nothing, it's just that, well, it's funny! HAHAHA!" He then continued to laugh out loud.
Mumbo and Bottles sweatdropped as they looked strangely at each other.
Just then, the Hamburglar came by. "Does anyone have a hamburger I can burgle?" he asked.
"HEY! I'M THE THIEF HERE!" Claimer said, as he chased off the Hamburglar.
"That idiot..." Disclaimer moaned.
"Screw you!" Dis said, as he gave Disclaimer the middle finger.
"Aaaah!" The Hamburglar said as he ran from claimer.
Master Hand rolled his eyes and said, "All right, the next race is at Yoshi Island, Yoshi's home. So you all better get ready!"
Just then, a black mage recolor with a green robe, light blue eyes, a grey hat, and dark blue shoes and gloves appeared.
"Hi everyone. Who loves randomness?" he asked.
"I do," The Roadrunner said.
"Okay then! (Casts spell) (The Roadrunner is turned into a road that runs) and now, I'm off!" He said before he disappeared.
"HEY!" Roadrunner said, as he suddenly reverted back to himself.
"That was...strange." Cloud said before he left for the McDonalds.
As soon as Yoshi stopped laughing, he said, "Well, I guess we better prepare for tomorrow's race. Let's go eat."
"Yeah," The others agreed, as they all headed inside to the McDonald's.
Several minutes after everyone settled from racing, Master Hand appeared in front of everyone, and he pointed at the scoreboard. "Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to have kept you waiting, but here are the long-awaited scoreboards for the Ankylosaurus Land race!' And with that said, he disappeared, and the scoreboard revealed the scores.
Baby Mario stared blankly at the stats. "WTF? 1/4 of all the characters on this list got zero to ten points!" He turned to Baby Luigi. "Is that even possible?"
Baby Luigi shrugged. "Beats me...but hey! At least we won!"
Baby Mario nodded, smiling. "Yeah. Let's go celebrate this awesome victory!"
The two babies laughed, and they joined the other racers inside the McDonald's as the scoreboard reserted to blank.