Author's Note: Well, here's the first part of the next race! The last one was crazy, but if you thought that one was enough, think AGAIN! And special thanks to Black Mage Jr. and Sonamy Freak for helping me on this chap. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, yap yap yap, enjoy enjoy enjoy. (leaves)

Once everyone had finished ordering, they quickly sat down to eat.

Ganondorf and balloon dude were arguing over streamer related things.

May meanwhile was eating down as many cheeseburgers as she could. "Yummy! I could eat 30 of these!" She said happily, as she dived in for more.

At the same time, Megaman was just sipping a soda. Scott decided to ask him why he wasn't eating.

"Hey Megaman?" Scott asked, gulping down a few fries. "Why aren't you eating anything?

"Hello? Does super powerful ROBOT mean anything to you people. I don't have to eat." Megaman rudely replied.

"Ya know, Peppy, I think this race has gotten a bit wackier..." Yoshi said to his yellowish Ankylosaurus friend.

Peppy nodded and said, "Yeah. I heard Master Hand saying something about 5 more contestants joining."

Ussop then ran bye, carrying Luffy's hat and Sanji's frying pan, as well as their burgers.

Scott winced. "No need to be rude..."

"Five more Contestants? Yeesh, what is that hand thinking?" Heppy said in disbelief, as he took a bit of sunscreen and placed it on his arm.

"Calm down mega. he was just asking." Protoman said as he tried to calm down his brother.

"USSOP! THAT'S MY HAT! AND THAT'S MY BURGER!" Luffy shouted, as he used Gum Gum Rocket on Ussop, which knocked him out.

Then Ussop got up, jumped over Peppy and continued running from Luffy and Sanji.

"What the? Of all the stupid things...Ussop, what are you doing?" Peppy shouted, as Luffy also jumped over him.

Scott watched Ussop fly over. "It's up...and it's good!" He said, imitating John Madden.

Yoshi turned in his beach chair. He yawned, but suddenly saw Pichu in his face. "GAH! PICHU! STOP DOING THAT!" Yoshi shouted angrilly at Pichu, as the little mouse ran away with his cheesecake.

Just at that time, the roadrunner suddenly transformed into a running road, making him drop his soda.

"Uh-oh." the roadrunner said as the black mage recolor burst in.

Scott looked over at May. "Geez... If that girl keeps eating like that, she's gonna be rolling all over the floor..." He laughed.

"your not kidding man." the black mage recolor said as he walked up next to cott.

Scott looked at the recolored Black Mage. "Who might you be? Haven't I seen you in a Final Fantasy game before?"

Meanwhile, Shelia, Zirdo, and Birdo were talking about their men.

"Bronto is so dreamy. He may not be as smart as Dr. Hoshi, but he sure is my kind of guy," Shelia said, as she slurped her soda.

"why i'm (dramatic pause) BLACK MAGE JR.!" he said while casting his name in a big burst that sent some sparks at luffy, setting his hat on fire.

"oops, my bad." black mage jr said as he watched luffy run around with his hat on fire.

Birdo nodded and said, "Yoshi's just the best dinosaur I ever met. He's kind, he's funny, he's talented, AND he loves playing sports as much as I do!"

"AHHH!" Luffy cried, as he started running, trying to kill off the flame. That made several people start laughing.

Scott laughed at Luffy's antics, so hard Soda came out of his nose.

"well, my work here is done." black mage jr said as he walked out. then he turned around and added "for now." then he left, allowing the roadrunner to transform back to normal.

"Thank God," Said the Roadrunner, as he sighed and went back to his beach chair.

"Peppy's so dreamy. I can't stop thinking of him! He's like Yoshi, only he's cuter and he's yellow, not to mention, he can also walk on four legs," Zirdo said, as she took some fries and ate it.

"that guy is weird, but funny." ussop said before he started running again.

Suddenly, Master Hand bursted in. "Everyone! Get ready! We have five contestants joining! Not to mention, the next race is starting in 34 minutes," He said, as he then went outside.

Yoshi looked at Peppy. "What does he mean by that?" Yoshi asked his yellow friend.

Peppy shrugged. "Sounds like the thing Master Hand was talking about earlier," Peppy said, as he and Yoshi got up, as well as Heppy.

then, as ussop ran by the door, it opened, sending ussop flying.

"Let's go find out then, shall we?" Heppy said.

"Hey, we want to see what they're like ourselves," Boshi added.

Dr. Hoshi nodded and said, "Yes, it would be a good time to make new friends."

Inside the McDonald's from another door came the entire crew from Final Fantasy 1.

"Hi, we're here for the race." black mage said to Yoshi.

"Not to mention, be prepared and freshed up for the next race," Chad added.

Yoshi shook Black Mage's hand. "Hi. I'm Yoshi, and these are my pals, Peppy Ankylosaurus, Dr. Hoshi, Boshi, Chad the Charmander, and Heppy Ankylosaurus," Yoshi said, as he and the others then went out.

May meanwhile had eaten SO many burgers, that she had fattened up considerably, and now lay on the floor, rolling about, like a human ball.

"Oh man, I think May needs to do some...excersise..." Misty and Max said, as they started bursting out laughing.

May struggled about on the floor. "Unnngghh! How did I get so big? I can't see anything beyond my chest and stomach!"

"Maybe because the stupid pals of the stupid author is behind this..." Bronto said, examining May's rather huge, inflated-like body.

May sighed. "What next?" Suddenly, she began to hear her pants rip.

Bronto made a weird face as he looked around. "What in the hell was that?" Bronto said, looking around.

"Uh...I think that's May's pants ripping..." Max said, pointing to the ripping fabric.

"Um... Why do I feel a draft down below?" MAy asked, before her shorts ripped off completey, exposing her skittish panties.

Bronto, Max, Ash, Banjo, Tiptup, Diddy Kong, Koopa, Boombario, and Paratroopa started blushing, but then quickly stopped after 2 seconds of staring at May, due to the fact that she was INFLATED, this, meaning that May looked ugly.

"Good God..." Bronto said, as he vomited in a nearby garbage can.

Banjo, Goombario, Max, Tiptup, Diddy, Ash, Koopa, and Paratroopa tried not to puke as they looked away from May.

Then May let out a LOUD burp, so loud, that she deflated back to her original state.

"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!"

And then she let out a loud fart.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Almost everyone started choking as most of hem passed out. Shelia, Birdo, and Zirdo all had gas-masks on, while the Yoshi Kart crew were outisde. Unfortunately, the FF1 gang were kncoked out by May's poisonous gas.

"GACK! ACK! May, what were in those burgers?" Max said, as he coughed loudly, as then fell on the ground.

"Onions." May replied.

Ironically, May's farting put out the fire that was on Luffy's hat. "Hey! My hat's not on fire anymore!" Luffy said happily, as he smiled, not being affected by the gas.

Bronto then regained his conciousness, as noticed that Yosho or the other male dinosaurs weren't inside the McDonald's. "Hey, where did Yoshi and the others go?" Bronto asked the girls.

Shleia, Zirdo, and Birdo all shrugged. "We don't know, they just left before May passed gas," They all said in unison, as they and Bronto headed outside while everyone started regaining their senses.

Yoshi and the other dinosaurs turned around to see Bronto, Shelia, Birdo, and Zirdo. "Ah, so you guys finally came out," Yoshi said.

Peppy scratched his head in confusion. "Hey girls, what's with the gas masks?" Peppy asked, pointing to the gas masks that Shelia, Birdo, and Zirdo were wearing.

Zirdo took off her gas mask and said, "May farted so loudly, it nearly killed everyone inside."

"Fart..." Scott said simply with a green, sickly face.

"Yeah, but we were lucky enough to counter it," Birdo said, as she and Shelia took off their gas masks.

Bronto then relized that he was holding a microscope glass. "Hmm, why was I holding this again?" Bronto said, as he tossed it away.

May meanwhile was slipping on a brand new pair of shorts.

"Hey May, you look better now then you did before," Banjo said, as he saw May's new shorts were attractive.

May blushed in response.

"Well, May, you may have almost killed all of us off with your farting, but at least you got back to normal," Max said, as he adjusted his glasses.

Shadow was about to bite into his tenth burger, when he noticed it looked a little odd. He took off the top bun to take a look, and screamed in horror.

On the burger, there was a dead rat.

"Yippee!" Shouted a high-pitched voice. It belonged to Toad, who arrived with Toadette, Waluigi, Daisy, Pauline, and Stanley the Bugman in a six-seat car.

"Hey! It's Toad, along with Toadette, Waluigi, Daisy, Pauline, and Stanley!" Yoshi shouted, as the six figures stepped out of the car and approached the Yoshi gang.

Shadow screamed and pointed to his burger. "Someone put a dead rat on my burger!"

"Guys, get up, we have a fun loving race to win." fighter said as all of the ff1 crew got back up and went to talk to Master Hand about their entry.

Waluigi stepped into McDonalds. The first thing he saw, was the dead rat on Shadow's burger. "What the hell?"

"Fine. if it'll just shut you up." black mage said as he followed the happily, yet stupidly, skipping fighter out of mcdonalds.

"Oh dear God..." Tails moaned, as he vomited in the nearby trash can.

"hey, maybe we can gain some experience for winning this race." red mage said as he whipped out his charcter sheet.

Sonic stood up from the table. "Jesus God! Who the hell would put a dead rat on a burger?

Amy squealed in terror, and backed away from the dead rat.

Just then, thief zoomed by and stole sonic, amy's, and shadows wallets. then he ran back to where the other ff1 crew was.

Stanley patted Yoshi's back and said, "It's good to see you again, Yoshi, old buddy."

Yoshi smiled and said, "Nice to see you too, Stanley. So how were you and Pauline doing in New York?"

Unfortunately, for Thief the wallets were full of monopoly money.

"Wait a minute." Wario asked Yoshi. "you two know each other?"

Yoshi nodded in reply to Wario's question.

Stanley sighed and said, "Oh, the usual. Killing bugs with bug spray, singing on Broadway, and feeding some birds."

Amy giggled. "Fake Wallet with monopoly money trick. Get's em EVERY time."

"Damn it. thats the first time I'VE ever been duped by my own trick before." thief said as white mage chased black mage around while wielding a giant hammer.

"Singing Broadway? Lucky..." Peppy said, as he took out a picture of him at Universla Studios Florida and showed it to Toad.

Sonic, Amy, and Shadow luaghed for a bit, but soon resorted back to screaming as they remembered the dead rat in Shadow's burger.

"Wow! You been to Universal Studios Florida?" Toad said, shocked at the picture that Peppy had.

Ganondorf and the Balloon Dude were having a staring contest, while air tank man snuck up behind Kazooie and shoved the hose in her big mouth.

Knuckles just sighed. "Well, Shadow, that's what you get for teasing the clerk."

Scott tapped Banjo on the shoulder. "Uh Banjo..." He pointed to the inflating Kazooie.

Then thief tried again, grabbing every wallet the animals had, while making sure there was no monopoly money in it.

Banjo suddenly noticed the inflated Kazooie, and then he resorted to beating up the Air Tank Man, which ironically made Kazooie return to normal.

"haha! I just stole $300 from the three of you!" The thief yelled.

"Actually, that's fake," Banjo said, pointing to the money that the Thief had was actually just green paper with Homer Simpson's face on it.

Everyone had a good laugh at Theif.

"D'oh!" thief said while setting the paper aflame and throwing it away, where it ironically landed on luffy's hat.

Espio suddenly appeared in a swirl of leaves, holding a few wallets. "Hey Thief... THIS is how you do it." He said. "Invisibilty is the key, my man."

"It seems that thief has finally found a rival." red mage said as he counted his exp.

"A ninja can take on a thief ANY day." Espio smirked.

Ussop was laughing as Luffy ran around with his hat on fire.

"Is that a challenge?" thief asked, slyly.

"GET THIS FIRE OFF!" Luffy said, as he then took the hat off and placed it in Nami's skirt, thus, making the skirt go on fire and revealing Nami's panties.

Espio then went invisible again, in a swirl of leaves. Seconds later, Thief received an atomic wedgie.

Espio's laughter could be heard throughout the McDonald's.

But then, the Thief whipped out his knives and pinned espio to the wall. "Beat that!" thief said.

However, it was merely a doll of Espio. "It'll take more than that to pin down a ninja!" The Real Espio appeared in front of Thief, and honked his nose. "WONK! WONK!"

"then thief spun and flung knives all around mcdonalds. one knife hit espio's side, drawing blood. And, he pinned everyone else to the walls, and pinned May over top of Shadow.

"Yeesh, these guys are crazy..." Shelia said, as she turned back to the new racers.

Espio laughed. "Didn't hurt! You really need toooooo...uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh..." He went dizzy and passed out from blood loss.

"looks likeI win." thief said as he stole all of the wallets that Espio was carrying.

"Yep. It was the best time of my damn life," Peppy said, as he had a flashback of the Jurassic Park River Ride. Yoshi and Toad looked at Peppy strangely for a few minutes, and then the yellow Ankylosaurus snapped out of it.

Then thief pulled every knife out, releasing everyone from the walls.

"E-yeah. Anyway, shouldn't we be going to Yoshi Island?" Boshi asked, as he hopped inside his bluish car.

Dr. Hoshi nodded and said, "Yes, I think it is time that-"

Before Dr. Hoshi could finish, a huge, flying machine similar to the Flying Krock and the Great Fox suddenly appeared, as eight figure inside jumped down to appear in front of Yoshi and his crew.

"Hello, fellow dinosaurs!" Lemmy said, as he shook Yoshi's hand in generosy.

Yoshi was surprised to see that the figures were Bowser's kids.

"Lemmy? What are you and the others doing here?" Yoshi asked, as he shook back.

"Oh god, not them." Mario said as he saw the koopa kids.

"Why us?" Luigi groaned.

"Shut it, you losers," Roy said, as he gave Mario and Luigi wedgies.

Iggy appeared next to Lemmy and said, "Well, King Dad was in this race, so we decided to join. How do you like our new wheels?"

"Yeah, us." Bowser Jr. said, as he came up behind Mario and whacked him in the head with a paintbrush while transformed as Shadow Mario.

Luigi nudged Mario. "What should we do about them?"

Then shadow mario/ bowser jr drew a paint mustache on mario's face before he jumped over to where the other koopa kids were.

"So, are there anymore contestants?' Dr. Hoshi asked Ludwig.

Black mage jr suddenly reappeared. "yeah, me!" He shouted.

Ludwig nodded and said, "Yep. I think those Ice Climber guys are joining in with some of their friends..."

"OH DEAR GOD NO!" The Roadrunner shouted.

"yup. i joined a while ago, i just couldn't enter yet cause master threatened me." b.m jr explained.

just then, all of the koopa kids became monkeys for no reason. everyone looked at b.m jr.

"MONKEYS!" Scott laughed.

"why is everyone looking at me?" b.m jr asked. "since when has things like this happened when i'm around. Suddenly the McDonald's clerk started to laugh maniacally.

"Okay, the monkeys MAY..." he was interrupted when May appeared.

Right at that moment, the Ice Climbers arrived on the scene in their brand spankin' hot rod of a car, and they, along with Jigglypuff, Ness, Paula, Young Link, Saria, and Mr. Game-and-Watch.

"HIYA!" May chirped happily, as she smiled sweetely.

"cool, we finally made it." young link said. then b.m jr teleported over to where he was before theif stole his wallet. thief instead stole the koopa kids wallets, since they couldn't fight back.

"HEY!" Lemmy, Iggy, and Ludwig yelled angrily at the Thief, as they started to chew on the Thief's clothes, and in return, leaving him naked.

"hey!" thief yelled, chasing the monkey kids, trying to get his clothed back. then he found an akbars dicount thief ware. he quickly entered and used some fake money to pay for it. then he chased the monkey kids around.

Scott started to tape the whole escapade. "This is just like watching Benny Hill."

Suddenly, Benny Hill music plays.

"here you go. to work with the scene." b.m jr said as a boombox played the benny hill theme.

"Awesome!" Scott continued to film.

"We've sent in our entries, so now we're part of the race!" Popo said cheerfully to Yoshi.

Yoshi smiled and said, "Yeah. Now I guess the race can begin, since the five contestants ARE here."

"ATTENTION YOSHI KART RACERS! IT IS TIME FOR THE YOSHI ISLAND RACE!' Crazy Hand announced, a he then teleported everyone to the stadium in Yoshi Island.

"whoa. what happened to my boombox?" b.m jr asked.

"Beats me," Lemmy said, as he and the other Koopa Kids turned back to normal.

"odd, my magic doesn't short out unless i leave the area, or someone else magical casts a spell that includes me." b.m jr said as he watched the koopa kids transform back.

"So, what to do now?" Nana asked Master Hand.

Master Hand shrugged and said, "Well, you guys have ten minutes. Maybe you should prepare yourselves for the race."

"well, better summon my car up." Black mage jr said as he cast a spell that made a real hover car appear that would be able to fly over banana's.

Scott stood up. "And I'd better get my car out too." He went around back.

Erika suddenly ran toward Scott with her car. "Scott, we already have a car!" She explained to him.

"Alright! Thanks Erika!" Scott said, hugging her.

"So, shall we get ready?" Chopper said to Sanji and Zolo.

the ff1 crew got into they're car, which was a cool 8-bittish version of that van that the ff7 crew escaped in in ff7

"Let's get on with it." Zolo said, readying his swords.

"All right!" Luffy said as he got into a car with Nami. He noticed that Ussop wasn't with him. "Hey! Where's Ussop?" Luffy asked Nami.

Nami shrugged. "No Idea."

Ussop then suddenly appeared. "sorry guys, i was helping Dr. Hoshi."

"I thought as much." Zolo said, as he looked around for Dr. Hoshi.

Dr. Hoshi's car is in ruins nearby Banjo's car.

"I'm over here...apparantely, BANJO crashed his car into mine, so I'm moving in with Yoshi," Dr. Hoshi said, as he got in the backseat of Yoshi's car.

Kazooie sighed and looked at Banjo. "You really did it this time, stupid," Kazooie said, as she got the car up and running with "Car Fixer'. After the car got back to normal, Kazooie jumped into it.

"cheesecake!" pichu cried as he jumped into a mountain of cheesecake in yoshi's car.

Sonic and Amy raced out of the McDonalds and piled into the "cyclone." They had left Shadow, who was picking a fight with the burger man, who had put the dead rat in his burger.

b.m jr jumped into his car., which was similar to Banjo's car, only it had Black Mage's head, not Banjo's head.

Yoshi rolled his eyes. "Pichu, enough with the cheesecake. It's getting annoying..." Yoshi said, as he started his engine.

"All right, let's start this thing. I'd lie to present my announcing assistant, Taj," Said Master Hand, as Taj appeared.

"YOU CREEP!" Shadow screamed at the burger guy. "Put a rat in MY burger? I'll bash you good!" He took a tray out and started beating the man in the head with it.

Bronto, Heppy, and Boshi chuckled at the sigh of Shadow beating up the Burger man. Knuckles and Rouge also chuckled.

Once the the burger man was down for the count, Shadow started kicking him and squirting him with mustard and ketchup, while hollering like a crazy Indian.

"Oh Shadow, you really have to be calm, like Knuxie here," Rouge said, as she kissed Knuckles on the cheek.

"could someone please get shadow away from the mcdonalds!" b.m jr yelled.

"Or else i'll do it myself." he added.

Knuckles blushed with a goofy look on his face, as Rouge kissed him.

Shadow sighed. "Oh alright."

B.M.Jr waits a few minutes. "Okay then." B.M.Jr said, as he clapped his hands, and thenShadow disappears and reappears in his car colored like a clown with a red nose and everything

Shadow looked at his reflection, at his new look. His eyes widened in horror. In a Darth Vader voice, he screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"i warned you." b.m jr said as everyone laughed at shadow.

Darth Vader suddenly appeared and choked Shadow using the force. "Don't steal my 'no' line," He said in a disturbing voice.

Master Hand turned to Taj and said, "All right, Taj, start the race!"

"wait. what about the scores?" banjo said to taj and master hand.

Master Hand sweatdropped. "Well, we'll have the reviews during the race, but it's time to start now," Master Hand said.

b.m jr suddenly yells out a spell. "FIRE 3!" His spell blasts Master Hand, as he was torched.

Taj sweatdropped as Master Hand was torched. "Um... B.M Jr? Was that really necessary?" He asked.

"yes, yes it was. NOW START THE RACE BEFORE I HIT YOU WITH A LIT SPELL!" b.m jr replied.

"EEEP!" Taj quickly get out the starting pistol and raised it into the air. "ON YOUR MARKS! READY... SET... GO!" He fired.

And then...

ZOOM!

All of the racers, with the Yoshi Kart racers in the lead along with the Yoshi Series bosses, sped out of the arena as they started off on the track.

"WHOOHOO!" b.m jr cried as he cast a speed spell to zoom into first.

"Wow, that guys fast." Banjo said as he watched b.m jr speed ahead.

"Yahoo! Victory, here I come!" Shouted Yoshi as he, along with Peppy Ankylosaurus, Dr. Hoshi, Pichu, Clario, Heppy, Birdo, Zirdo, Boshi, Bronto, Shelia, and the Yoshi Series bosses sped ahead of the other racers.

"Let's not give up yet," Said Kazooie, as she started up the car to catch up with Knuckles and Rouge the Bat.

"Time to win a race!" Cloud Strife yelled as he zoomed out with Eliwood andLyn on his butt.

"Everyone has successfully passed the starting line, and are making there way through the Yoshi Island grassland," Taj annoucned.

Master Hand added, "Currentely in front are the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses, which the Yoshi Kart crew behind them."

"You're not getting away with that trick again!" Boshi angrily shouted, as he used a rocket and fired it at Ultra Brachiosaurus, causing the sauropod to fall.

Knuckles and Rouge were trying to shake Kazooie off their tale, but she seemed to trail their every move.

Kazooie then turned to Banjo and said, "Banjo, let's fire a rocket at these two!"

Spongebob and Patrick were speeding towards the Yoshi Kart racers, but they tried to avoid Timber and Conker.

"Spongebob, those two mammals are catching up. What are we going to do?" Said Patrick, as he used a mushroom to make the car zoom ahead.

Spongebob took out a missile launcher. "We'll have to improvise!" He shouted, as he fired the missile at Timber and Conker, but they avoided it, just for it to hit...Drumstick?

"AWWWK!" Shouted Drumstick, as he was sent flying. Pipsy cheered.

"YES! Take that, Drumstick! Now it's time to claim victory!" Squealed Pipsy, as she took out a mushroom to catch up with Timber and Conker.

Knuckles turned to Rouge. "Think a koopa shell might knock off that bird and bear from our trail?"

Rouge reached up and took out two koopa shells. "This'll take them for a spin!" She fired both shells at Banjo and Kazooie.

"Nice try, but no go!" Said Kazooie, as she swerved the car to avoid the koopa shells and zoomed passes Knuckles and Rouge.

But as she did, Rouge tossed 3 banana peels underneath their tires.

"Grrr! I'll get you and your friend, you good for nothing stupid bat!" Shouted Kazooie, as she and Banjo skidded off the road.

"Conker, let's fire some rockets at those fools!" Timber shouted to his squirrel friend, as he pointed to the nearby Spongebob and Patrick.

Knuckles smirked as he watched Banjo and Kazooie skid away. He tossed himself and Rouge a mushroom. "Let's kick it!" They blasted on ahead.

Bumper looked back to see Knuckles and Rouge catching up. "Hey, those two are catching up," He said to Mumbo and Bottles.

Bottles turned to Mumbo. "What are we going to do, Mumbo?" Bottles asked.

Mumbo took out a rocket and attached it to the car. "We speed away," Said Mumbo as he launched the rocket to send it zoomign ahead.

Bumper used a few mushrooms to catch up. "HEY! Wait for me!" He shouted, as he zoomed ahead of Knuckles and Rouge.

Rouge started tossing her and Knuckles soem more mushrooms while at the same time grabbing the back of Knuckles' seat and flapping her wings, to give them an extra boost, catching up to those that passed them.

"Oh no you don't!" Said Bumper as he threw a bob-omb at their car. It sent Knuckles and Rouge flying, but ironically, it sent them in fifth place.

"BUMPER, YOU IDIOOOOOT!" Mumbo and Bottles angrily shouted, as Bumper coward.

"Sorry, I didn't mean it, really!" Bumper said, trying to clear off the accident.

Rouge and Knuckles landed smack dab ahead, right in fifth place. "Alright! This is what we're talking about!" They said in unison, as they started to gang up on on the other for leaders.

Tyrannoyoshi Rex turned around to see Boshi, Knuckles and Rouge catching up. "Hey, those stupid fools are catching up," He said to the others.

"LIT 3! FIRE 3! ICE 3!" b.m jr yelled as he launched spells at anyone who tried to pass him.

The DKR Dragon laughed. "Heh, I'll handle him," He said, as he turned around to face Knuckles/Rouge and Boshi.

Boshi only smirked. "Bring it on if you think it's good for you," Boshi taunted, as he took out a rocket launcher and aimed it at the DKR Dragon.

Knuckles and Rouge followed suit with a flamethrower and fired at DKR Dragon.

"ULTIMA!" b.m jr said as everyone within 4 places behind him were blasted.

DKR Dragon scoffed, as the flamethrower had no effect. "That's SOME fire. I'll show you what fire is REALLY about!" He shouted, as he sent flames to Knuckles and Rouge's car, which sent it burning and causing the two mammals to stop.

Boshi launched the rocket at the DKR Dragon, but the flying reptile repelled it right back. Boshi swerved left to avoid the missile, which caused a huge explosion.

"See ya later, suckers," The DKR Dragon laughed, as he headed back to the other bosses.

After dousing their car feverishly with Water, Knuckles and Rouge used a few mushrooms to get back in the game.

"eat eggs!" kazooie yelled as she fired off an ice egg at sephiroth, freezing him in place.

When they caught back up behind DKR Dragon, Rouge stood up with her hand on her top. "Hey Dragon breath?" She ripped off her top and flashed her bare breasts at him.

The DKR Dragon was focused on reaching the other bosses, so he didn't notice Rouge or Knuckles behind him.

the roadrunner suddenly hits rouge over the head after getting blasted by b.m jr's ultima spell.

Rouge sighed. "Well that didn't work. Guess I'll have to use an old fashioned method..." She slipped a few banana peels under DKR's tires, seconds before she was hit over the head by the Roadrunner, and fell on top of Knuckles.

Right then, T.T appears and hit's knuckles, knocking him unconsious.

"Where's the Wile E. Coyote guy, anyway?" Shelia said, as she looked around.

Then Knuckle's foot went down on the gas, and the car started to go straight ahead at a dangerous speed.

Heppy shrugged. "Who knows," he said, as he and Shelia sped after Knuckles and Rouge. Boshi quickly followed after them.

Alec Trevelyan comes flying back through the ain and flies all the back into the middle of the pack and crashes throught the flying krocs window.

"Arr, what do ya want this time?" Kaptain said to Alec, as he got up.

"sorry. that freaky black mage dude launched out a freaky spell and i got caught in the blast." then he started out the window.

Kaptain K. Rool sighed as he took the wheel once more to catch up with Krunch. "How it be going down there, Krunch?" Kaptain shouted.

Krunch posed a peace sign. "It's going good, Kaptain! I'll just take out the fools in front of me," he said, as he fired several shells at Haru Glory, which sent him off the road.

"bye kroc dudes!" alec yelled as he jumped out the window. Then he hit the ground and left a hole in the shape of his body.

Kaptain and Krunch rolled their eyes as they sped towards 35th and 36th place.

"Get a cannonballer ready and load the bob-ombs." baby mario said to baby luigi.

"Hey, the babies are catching up, Mermaidman," Barnicleboy said to Mermaidman.

"Let's go! Zoom, zoom, and away!" Mermaidman said, as he pressed a button, which sent the Invisible Mobile speeding away to 24th place, ahead of Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic/Amy.

four bob-ombs suddenly exploded around shadow and sonic/amy. they all were sent flying.

However, the flying Hedgehogs must have been smiled upon by lady luck as they landed right behinf the DKR bosses.

"damn their dumb luck." baby mario yelled as they used a pocket chomp to speed ahead.

"Hey! We can fly too! Hang on, Barnicleboy!" Mermaidman shouted, as he took out a bob-omb and threw it into the engine.

"Mermaidman, are you CRAZY!" Barnicleboy shouted, as the bob-omb exploded and sent Mermaidman and Barnicleboy into first place, along with the hedgehogs.

"Ta-da!" Mermaidman said, as he did a victory dance.

Barnicelboy just buried his face and sighed to himself.

"Damn, first it was the bat, echidna, and Yoshisaurus, now it's these hedgehogs and those superheroes," The DKR Octopus moaned.

Sonic looked at the DKR bosses ahead of them. "Now how are we gonna get these guys outta the way?"

"ultima!" b.m jr yelled and fired an ultima at the five, sending them flying back into the middle, yet hitting himself too.

"Leave some items behind," The DKR Triceratops insisted, as he, the DKR Dragon, the DKR Octopus, Tyrannoyoshi Rex, and King Ankylosaurus left nevarious items behind them, letting the other racers crash into them.

"darn it. i forgot that i was gonna get blasted myself if i cast ultima multiple times." b.m jr said as he raced to catch up with the flying kroc

Amy had an idea. "Well, a bob-omb got us ahead before, so let's try it again!" She tossed a bob-omb behind her and Sonic. When it went off, they went flying ahead, but landed right behind bm jr.

"ICE!" b.m jr yelled and froze sonic and amy.

"Why aren't we going anywhere, Luffy?" Ussop asked, as the straw hat crew sat on the starting line.

Shadow took out a chaos emerald. "CHAOS CONTROL!" Using the chaos energy he started blasting towards the front, but ended up ramming behind bm jr, and also taking him for the ride, as they sped on ahead.

Luffy looked around. "The ship's not moving...hey Nami, can you do something about it?' Luffy asked

Nami scratched her head nervously. "Because we're not in water, that's why."

Kaptain looked back to see B.M.Jr and Shadow. "Damn it, guys, they're ctaching up!" Kaptain shouted to Fox, King K. Rool, Baron, Krystal, Krunch (who was now also up there with them), Falco, Slippy, and Peppy Hare.

"why don't we just use one of them bob-ombs to send us flying?" sanji suggested.

Luffy then came up with an idea. "THAT'S IT! ZOLO, GET SOME WATER!" Luffy shouted to the swordsman.

Zolo, though, had already tossed a few bob-ombs behind them, and the ship went flying from the explosion.

"LIT 3!" b.m jr yelled and launched a spell at the flying kroc, but it just barely missed.

It instead hit the great fox, slowing it down and letting the flying kroc ram into it.

"WHOA!" Falco, Krunch, and Kaptain shouted, as the Flying Krock and the Great Fox collided and started to slow down.

Shadow meanwhile, was trying to get ahead of BM Jr. "Gotta find away to pass without getting hit by a spell..."

"YEEEEHAAAW!" Luffy shouted, as the ship landed right behind Sonic and Amy.

"Wow! Look where we ended up!" Chopper said, as he pointed to the racers ahead of them.

"no way. BOB-OMB BALLISTICS!" b.m jr yelled as ten bob-ombs appeared behind him and exploded, creating a wall of fire.

Shadow fired his "Chaos Spear" attack through the fire, making himself a pathway through it.

Sonic and Amy meanwhile were barely getting warm again, after the "Freeze" spell. Tossing themselves a mushroom, they tried to catch up with BM Jr.

"AUTHOR SKILL! PAINT PENCIL!" B.M.jr yelled and a pencil from paint appeared and drew a huge gap in front of B.M.jr.

"TELEPORT!" B.M.jr yelled, and he disappeared and reappeared on the other side of the gap. Then Scott appeared next to him

"Hiya Scotty. What's up?" B.M.jr said to Scott.

Scott waved to BM Jr. "Hello there!"

"Ah, nothing much, just trying to stay ahead of the fools behind us." Erika said, as she looked behind her and dropped a banana peel.

"Fool!" Shouted a voice. It was Yami Yugi and Mewlon.

Erika looked worried. "Scott, we got trouble!" She said.

Scott looked behind him and turned white with fear. "OH shit..."

"Hey, how bout we team up?" B.M.jr asked. Then he yelled. "FIRE 3! ICE 3!" and Yami Yugi and Mewlon were burnt and frozen.

Luffy turned the ship around to avoid the ambushes. "Let's go!" Luffy said, as he prepared to launch his Gum Gum attack.

Scott's eyes widened. "Wow... that was fast."

Yami Yugi quickly melted out of the ice and took out a lighting bolt and used it to shrink the racers ahead. This affected B.M.Jr and Scott/Erika.

"let's just say i have a quick reflex." b.m jr said, then he added. "so, wanna team up?

"Yeah...Let's do it!" Scott shouted.

"HEAL!" b.m jr yelled, and him and scotts cars returned to normal.

"Nice one!" Erika said. Before she could say something else, the Straw Hat pirates sped ahead of them to catch up with Sonic and Amy.

"TRANSFORM!" b.m jr yelled, and his and scotts cars became arwings. "let's go take out the straw hats." he said to scott. Then he sped ahead.

Scott and Erika flew after BM Jr, flying right after the Straw Hats and Sonic/Amy.

"umm, who do we have to pass now?" baby luigi asked baby mario.

Luffy started to panic, as he saw the upcoming racers. "Zolo, Sanji, Ussop, I think we should fight these guys off of us!" Luffy shouted to the three men.

"you wish luffy. i quit." ussop yelled, then he jumped off and landed in a lake.

Zolo readied his swords. "I'll clip their wings!"

Luffy grabed Ussop out of the pool and pulled him back onto the ship. "No ya don't Ussop! We're gonna fight!" Luffy said, as he stood next to Zolo.

"luffy. you are an idiot." ussop said as he dripped and then mysteriously froze.

Scott looked down at the straw hats. "I think they're gonna try and fight us."

Luffy screamed and then looked at Sanji. "Sanji, quick! Unfreeze Ussop!" Luffy shouted, as Chopper examined Ussop's frozen pose.

"heh heh. i love using ice spells on people who are wet." b.m jr said as he flew up next to the straw hat's ship.

"hey straw hat crew. what do you say to a temporary alliance?" b.m jr yelled as his hatch opened.

"i'll even unfreeze ussop for you." he added.

Luffy looked at Nami and Zolo. "What do you guys think?" Luffy asked.

Zolo thought for a moment. "Hmm... Let's go for it."

Nami nodded in agreement.

"woohoo! now, who should we take out first?" b.m jr asked as the arwings flew over the ship and dissapeared. then he uncast the ice spell on ussop.

Scott looked at the DKR bosses below them. "How about them?"

"okay. now, what spell to use. and no one say ultima."

b.m jr said as he started toggling through his spells.

Back in the first places...

"Swerve, swerve, speed!" Yoshi said, as he swerved left and right and then used a mushroom to speed him towards the DKR bosses.

Dr. Hoshi was getting annoyed of Pichu crowding in on the cheesecake. "Yoshi, I can't take this anymore! Pichu is getting TOO annoying now!" Dr. Hoshi shouted to Yoshi.

Yoshi frowned and said, "I know, but I can't get rid of him! He's part of the race..."

"Well, then, let someone else take him!" Dr. Hoshi insisted

"But who?" Yoshi asked, looking around.

Back with the others...

Rocky turned back to see who was behind her. It was Anna and Spice. "Twilight, we got company!" Rocky shouted.

Twilight took out a missile. This will keep them off our tails," She said, as she used it and their car sped up.

Anna turned to Spice. "Quickly, Spice! We gotta catch up!"

"No problem, Anna! Watch this!" Spice said, as she took out a bo-bomb and threw it behind their car, which sent them zooming onto the racetrack.

Luffy sighed. "Where are we now?" He asked Zolo.

"we're kicking butt and taking names." b.m jr replied.

Zolo looked around. "We're still behind Sonic and Amy."

Suddenly, B.M.Jrlaunched a lit spell at sonic/amy who somehow got by the giant gap.

"Haaayy now, why aren't we doing anything?" Krunch said, pointing the obvious.

Sonic and Amy got thrown far ahead of them.

"why aren't any of my spells working today!" b.m jr yelled as he exploded and sent the ship flying into first. then he revived himself.

Sonic and Amy meanwhile seemed to be shrooming away from them

The other racers in first place continued racing on, as if they didn't noticed the others.

"Did you hear something?" Zirdo asked.

Peppy shook his head and replied, "Nope. Let's continue, so that we don't have to end up being last."

"Good point," Zirdo commented, as they sped towards the YS and DKR bosses.

"hey guys, i gave the ship an airship engine. now it can fly." b.m jr said to the straw hat crew.

"Hey, where's Brachio?" Tyrannoyoshi Rex asked DKR Walrus.

"All right! We're winning!" Luffy cheered.

Chopper shook his head. "Actually, we're in 12th place. The others are ahead of us," He said.

"You owe me big for this." B.M.jr said as his and Scott's cars reappeared and became arwings again. Then they sped away.

"Beats the crap out of me," the DKR Walrus replied, as the bosses zoomed up ahead, with the Yoshi Kart crew chased after them.

"Let's go, go, go!" Shouted Yugi as he and Tea zoomed behind B.M.jr, Scott/Erika, and the Straw Hat pirates.

"Yugi, look! Up there! They're ships!" Tea said, pointing to them.

Yoshi looked back, in case any one was behind him. The only thing he could here was Pichu's mumblings. "Pichu, stop moaning about the damn cheesecake!" Yoshi said.

Pichu frowned. "But...I wuv cheesecake!" Pichu cried, as he started shouting repeatedly.

Yoshi has had it. He managed to cope with Pichu before, but that did it. Taking Pichu, Yoshi threw the yellow rat out of his car.

"Nice work, Yoshi!" Dr. Hoshi said to Yoshi, as he gave his green friend a thumbs up.

Yoshi smiled proudly and said, "Thanks, Dr. Hoshi. Now, let's win this race."

Looking back once more, he took out a rocket and used it to sped away, which lead Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi to come between the Yoshi Series and the Diddy Kong Racing bosses.

To Be Continued...