Author's Note: from Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus Yep, nothing fancy about the author's note. This is just another mash of old chapters. Enjoy!
All the racers were zipping through tropical Yoshi Island as the race was getting underway, with the insanity only going up as various Mario Kart items from all the Mario Kart games were being chucked, to give this a more wacky races vibe.
"Hey peeps, look! It's the bosses!" Shelia shouted, pointing to the huge creatures ahead of them.
"You know, none of these guys are developed." Birdo remarked as she moved her right hand around. "They just seem to exist because... well..."
"Because this was a blatant ripoff of a shitty game." Heppy remarked as he got odd looks from Birdo and Shelia, simply shrugging. "What? I was just stating the obvious."
"Guys... we got a large... huge problem on our freakin' tails..." The DKR Triceratops said, pointing to the upcoming racers with his full head. Because he was a giant red Triceratops, give him a break. "You might want to check this out, because this situation is getting pretty big."
"For you." Bane remarked as he randomly flew by the bosses in a helicopter, simply doing it as a way of acknowledging the Bane meme from The Dark Knight Rises.
King Ankylosaurus scoffed. "Let's see 'em escape THIS!" He shouted, as he used Ankylosaurus Shockwave, which electrocuted everyone into a crisp, and leaving the bosses to victory.
"Hey! Get back here!" Yoshi shouted as he took a rocket and used it to speed up the car to catch up with the bosses.
"What are we gonna do now?" Heppy asked Shelia.
Sonic and Amy pulled up alongside of Heppy and Sheila.
"Hey guys? Want us to take a whack at those guys?" Sonic asked.
"You better believe it," Shelia said, as she got up.
Birdo looked around, and she was curious. "Have you guys noticed that Boshi, Knuckles, Rouge, and Blaze are all ahead of us with Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi?" She asked.
Heppy just shook his head. "I don't know about them, but we should have Peppy help with thus problem. After all, he IS my brother." He told the group.
Shelia sighed and said, "More than that, where's Bronto?"
Zirdo noticed a blue figure appearing, and then speeding off, passing the racers. "He just went by right now," Zirdo said to Shelia.
"Then that settles it. Let's get back to a race!" Shelia said, as she, Zirdo, Birdo, and Heppy fixed their cars in 3 seconds, and then zoomed off.
"If you want, you guys can follow us," Birdo and Zirdo shouted to Sonic and Amy.
Sonic and Amy tossed themselves a mushroom. "We're there!" And they took of, following everyone.
One of the bosses looked back to see the racers coming. "Um...guys..." the DKR Triceratops said, pointing to the upcoming racers.
"Oh great…it's the strongest member of the Yoshi Kart crew…Bronto," Tyrannoyoshi Rex moaned, as Bronto, followed by Shelia, Birdo, Zirdo, and Heppy, approached the bosses.
"That's right, and I'm gonna give ya trouble," Bronto said, as he took out a missile launcher and released it at the DKR Octopus.
"WHOA! THAT HIRT, BUT I'LL GET BACK AT YOU!" The DKR Octopus cried, as he crashed into a nearby pole.
"That 'hirt'? Oh brother. Take that!" Bronto shouted, as he sped towards the other bosses.
"Hey, I got an idea," Tyrannoyoshi Rex said to his fellow chums of bosses.
"What is it?" The DKR Dragon asked.
"Leave items behind for the racers to hit," Tyrannoyoshi Rex said, as he left a bunch of explosives behind.
"Didn't we do that already?" The DKR Walrus remarked as he shrugged, with him leaving behind ice, that he was... urinating out from his tail. Yeah.
"Uh...we got trouble, big time!" Heppy said, as he swerved his car to avoid the explosives.
The other bosses then started to leave various other types of fireballs, electricity, leaves, bubbles, and mines for the other racers to crash.
Sonic and Amy were all ready bobbing and weaving over all the random junk on the road, nearly scrapping by a mine.
"You'll never get me!" Oscar the Grouch shouted, as he threw filth at Sonic and Amy, sending them crashing into Birdo and Zirdo.
"Look behind you, chump!" T.T. shouted, as he zoomed past Oscar.
"Wha-hey! GAH!" Oscar shouted, as his car was sent flying after being hit by a mine. Then, he got stuck in a bubble.
"You were saying?" Shelia said, as she and Heppy sped away. T.T. laughed as he zoomed along with the two dinosaurs.
"Hrr...I'll get you, if it's the last thing I do!" Oscar shouted, as he grumbled to himself.
Sonic and Amy's racer had triggered a strange mine when they crashed into Birdo and Zirdo, causing the two karts to merge into one, now holding all four racers.
"Wow, what just happened?" Zirdo asked.
"It seems as if our cars have merged together..." Birdo explained.
Sonic looked at the new car. "Wow... this is pretty cool..."
"We can do some real burn some real rubber with this baby." Amy said with a smile.
"So, shall we zoom ahead?" Birdo asked.
"Let's!" Zirdo said with a giggle.
"Hey! That stainless watch is catching up!" The DKR Dragon said.
"Then let's make it harder," The DKR Octopus said, as he started leaving oil behind him, which would make the road slippery for the racers.
Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi were speeding towards the bosses as they avoided the other traps. Yoshi checked around to see if anyone else was gaining on their tails. Dr. Hoshi took out the flux compactor and looked at Yoshi.
"Hey doc, what are you gonna do?" Yoshi asked, as he swerved the wheel to avoid an incoming rocket missile.
Dr. Hoshi adjusted his glasses and replied, "Let me get to the car engine. If I can add in this flux compactor, it will speed us up."
Yoshi nodded. "Okay, doc. Just be careful up there," Yoshi said, as Dr. Hoshi gave a thumbs up and ran towards the front of the car. He put a shield up, so that the car engine wouldn't get hit.
Heppy was trying to avoid Cloud, Eliwood, and Lyn as they caught up. Heppy then saw a well nearby. It happened to be the well from Greenwood Village (in Diddy Kong Racing).
"Hey Yoshi, you might want to look over there!" Heppy shouted, as he pointed to the well.
Yoshi looked at what Heppy was pointing to, and his eyes recognized the well. "Hey! It's the well from Diddy Kong Racing!" Yoshi shouted.
As Cloud sped towards Heppy, he too noticed the well. "Hmm..." He smiled deviously. "That gives me an idea..." He moved his cycle close to Lyn and Eliwood's car, and swiftly through a bob-omb underneath. It blew up, and caused the car to go out of control and crash right into the well, sending Lyn and Eliwood down it.
"Who cares about a stupid well?" Boshi asked sharply, as he didn't seem to care about the shortcut.
"It's a shortcut," Yoshi pointed out to Boshi. (To viewers: In DKR, it IS a shortcut.)
Eliwood and Lyn landed right smack dab in the wet bottom of the well, ontop of one another, both angry at Cloud.
"If we can get into that well, we can get ahead of all the other racers!" Dr. Hoshi said smartly.
Cloud cackled to himself as he tossed a mushroom and sped off. "Stupid Fire Emblem chumps." He chuckled. "Final Fantasy is better."
Yoshi smirked. "In that case, let's go!" He shouted, as Yoshi turned his car and sped towards the well. Boshi stopped his car, backed up, and then started again and followed Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi. Heppy also followed Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi.
"Hey, where are they going?" Tyrannoyoshi Rex asked.
The DKR Triceratops shrugged. "Maybe they're giving up," He suggested.
Cloud suddenly appeared with his sword drawn. "Alright, ladies..." He said jokingly to the DKR bosses. "Flare!" He cast Flare upon DKR Triceratops, surrounding him with intense flames
Tyrannoyoshi Rex gave Cloud one glare, and then the beast roared so loudly, it sent Cloud all the way back into...98th place, right where Kirby and Haru Glory at.
"Take that, fool," Tyrannoyoshi Rex taunted, as he got DKR Triceratops out of the flames.
"Thanks, T-Rex," The DKR Triceratops thanked.
T-Rex chuckled. "No problem. Let's get back to the race buddy," He said, as they sped off.
Shadow, at that moment, pulled up behind them, chaos emerald drawn. "I'll blast right past them..." He chuckled as the emerald glowed. "CHAOS CONTROL!" He blasted right past the Diddy Kong Racing and the Yoshi Series bosses.
Suddenly, Shadow found himself in several bubbles.
"Hahahahaha!" The DKR Octopus laughed, as he sped away.
"Take that, fool," The DKR Dragon said, as the bosses sped away.
"What in the hell?" Shadow growled. "YOU DAMN OCTOPUS!"
"The bosses are sure getting this race in the bag. Let's just hope those windmills don't slow 'em down," Master Hand announced.
Peach, Chad the Charmander, Professor E. Gadd and Sheik were coming up steadily behind the Yoshi Series and the Diddy Kong Racing bosses.
"There they are!" Peach pointed out. "How are we gonna get past them?"
E. Gadd suddenly brought out a rocket launcher. "Leave everything to me!" He started firing rockets at the YS and DKR bosses.
"Dodge!" Tyrannoyoshi Rex shouted, as the bosses dodged the rockets and left Peach, Chad the Charmander, Sheik, and Professor E. Gadd in the dust, but the group managed to get out of the dust and continue speeding away. They then came into an area with windmills.
Chad the Charmander looked at the windmills, and he got an idea. "Windmills, huh? Hmmm...I think I can do something with that," He said to himself.
"Hey guys, I have an idea," Chad said to Peach, Sheik, and Prof. E. Gadd.
Prof. E. Gadd turned to Chad. "What do you have in mind?" He asked.
"Yeah, fill us in." Peach added, as she got next to Chad and took the wheel from Prof. E. Gadd.
"Tell us what it is," Sheik added, as he adjusted his blondish hair.
Chad pointed to the windmills and smiled. "I can go into that windmill and use it to create a storm that will stop the other racers! Though, one of you guys will have to go in with me too," Chad explained.
"That sounds like a great idea." Prof. E. Gadd said. "Peach, why don't you go with him, while we keep an eye on the other racers?"
"Yeah, I'm sure it'll help. After all, you are the best member here," Sheik added, as he took the wheel from Peach.
Peach sighed. Then she smiled with confidence. "Oh ok." Peach replied.
"Great! Let's go!" Chad said, as Sheik stopped the car, letting Peach and Chad get to the windmills.
Kirby was all the way back in last place, now alongside with Cloud Strife and Haru Glory Haru Glory used a special warp portal, that sent him into the front pack. Kirby groaned as he sped ahead of Cloud Strife.
Cloud Strife had to slow down his motorcycle in order to gain speed. "Damn it, it's gonna take a while…" He groaned to himself.
Kirby sighed as he saw Cloud Strife slow down. Kirby turned to the front. He was trying to think of how he could catch up, and then he finally got it.
"That's it!" Kirby said. Then he sucked up Tac, and became Wheel Kirby. Then he sped off to catch up with everyone else.
B. and Scott were gaining to the front. "Well, Scott, time we get into the front, don't'cha think?" B. asked Scott.
Scott nodded. "But how do you propose we do that?" He asked.
Tiptup and Krunch were having problems with Haru Glory and Yugi/Tea. The two reptiles looked at each other.
"So, do you have a plan to get us out of this mess?" Krunch suggested.
"With my new power. Paint power: AIRBRUSH!" B. yelled. Then a second route appeared, made up of various paint colors, like a rainbow.
Tiptup nodded. "Yeah, I do. See that well?" Tiptup said, pointing to the well that some of the Yoshi Kart racers went in earlier.
Kirby was gaining ground, and fast. He had gone up about four places, and was busy trying to get past Marth, Roy, and Pikachu.
"Hey, look who's behind us," Marth said, pointing to Kirby.
Kirby, even though he was in wheel form, was able to use items. he decided to use a mushroom to give himself enough of a boost to get past Marth, Roy, and Pikachu.
The Star Fox crew and the Flying Krock flew were trying to take out crazy hand around the back middle of the pack. unfortunately, crazy was dodging every attack, and was firing back with his crazy finger missiles, and laser finger attacks.
"FILTH!" Oscar yelled, as he threw filth at Crazy Hand and the Great Fox.
At the same time, there was an explosion nearby Scott, Erika, and B. , who were in front of the Mario bros. "what happened?" he asked scott.
Scott started to speak oddly. "Someone set us up the bomb!"
B. followed "what you say?"
Scott then picked up something on his kart's computer. "We get signal! Main screen turn on!"
B. then looked at the odd picture "its you."
Erika gasped. "No! It can't be!" Erika said, as the dark, shadowy figure slowly approached the racers...
Back with Peach's group, after they entered, Chad looked around. He nodded and smiled. He then turned to Peach. "Yeah, this will work," Chad the Charmander said to Peach.
Peach followed close behind Chad, trying not to get lost in the huge windmill. "Where are we headed?" She asked Chad.
Chad turned to Peach. He said, "Peach, I need you to sing the Oricana's song. We need thunderclouds. BIG ones."
"NOOOO! I WON'T LET YOU!" Shouted a familiar voice. Chad the Charmander and Princess Peach Toadstool gasped.
"Hey! Aren't you that guy from Zelda?" Chad shouted in surprise.
"I thought I got away from you, too!" The windmill guy from Zelda 64 shouted, as he started shaking.
Chad made a weird face and turned to Peach. "What's up with this guy?" He asked.
Peach shrugged and said, "I think he's still angry that Link destroyed his old windmill for the second time, and probably angry at you as well for destroying his new one."
Chad the Charmander sighed. "I knew one of these days, I was gonna get it…" He moaned.
Meanwhile, in the middle of the pack, on the airship of the ff1 characters, fighter and thief were playing chess while red mage drove. Lt. Gigan and Sir Megalon were also playing chess, who were next to the Final Fantasy 1 crew.
"C'mon, you overgrown beetle. I thought you were good at this," Lt. Gigan teased.
Sir Megalon barked back. "Oh yeah? I can have slime tossed at you! I can have the beetles of the WORLD defeat you!"
"Be quite, will you, Sir Megalon? I'm drying to drive here." Master Ghidorah sharply said, as he avoided any weapons that approached the chariot.
The black mage suddenly grabbed fighter and chucked him out the window at the two monsters. Black Mage could be heard yelling this "FIGHTER-DOKEN!"
Lt. Gigan and Sir Megalon fired beams at the Final Fantasy 1 car, which sent it down in flames.
"Now, where were we?" Lt. Gigan said, as he moved his Godzilla King up front. Sir Megalon growled.
Fighter suddenly hit the board, scattering every piece, and somehow blowing up the entire vehicle in the process.
Sir Megalon slammed his head on the table and started to cry. He was gonna lose. "I give up! I probably won't win!" Sir Megalon cried to himself. Lt. Gigan chuckled.
Fighter just sat there, then he suddenly flew off. And right at the same time, every racer was having gravity problems for some reason, except for the flying racers.
"Good thing I can FLY," Wizpig chuckled, as he zoomed off on his rocket.
Just then, an old man appeared, in a red robe that hid his face, and he had a beard.
The ff 1 crew knew who it was immediately "Sarda." it was the Black Mage that voiced his opinion.
"Damn it, Sarda, what do you want this time? We got all the elemental orbs from you." The thief angrily shouted at the FF1 villain.
"Light warriors," Sarda said, as he continued, "You haven't really finished. you left after you got the fourth orb, and never heard me say there was another mission for you." Sarda finished explained, as he then did a weird, yet somewhat amusing, pose.
The FF1 crew, Lt. Gigan, and Sir Megalon were suddenly then teleported into a pocket dimension, all under within a minute.
"see." black belt said as he started talking to white mage. "i told you that if gravity was destroyed, everything would cease to exist."
"What the hell? Where are we?" Lt. Gigan said, looking around.
Sir Megalon scratched his head. "I think we're in medieval times..."
Lt. Gigan then realized something. "He, where's Ghidorah?" He asked.
"I dunno," Sir Megalon replied as he shrugged.
"You wish" Sarda said as he appeared next to them. "We're all in a pocket universe I keep just in case I need to put people in it". Sarda was suddenly hit with two hadokens.
B. and the Black Mage himself stood behind Sarda with their hands in the kamehameha way, and smoking.
"Hey! Those sea guys are getting away!" Conker shouted, pointing to Spongebob and Patrick, speeding towards the DKR bosses.
Timber growled. "Don't worry, we'll get 'em," He said with pride, as he and Conker pushed the pedals on their cars and ended up behind Spongebob and Patrick.
Spongebob turned around to see the two mammals. "Um, Patrick? We sorta have a problem on our hands…" Spongebob said.
"What is it, Spongebob?" Patrick asked. Spongebob pointed to Timber and Conker. Patrick gulped.
"Heheheheheheh…" Timber and Conker chuckled, as they took out several bombs.
Spongebob turned to Patrick. "What…is…it…Spongebob…?" Patrick asked with caution, as he started whimpering.
Spongebob, who was too whimpering, took the wheel from Patrick and gulped. "Hang on, Patrick, I'm driving," Spongebob said, as he stepped on the pedal harshly, and sped away from Timber and Conker.
"The racers are doing pretty good!" Master Hand commented as he moved his fingertips around. "The racing action is pumping up, and I'm getting an appearance in a chapter I didn't originally appear in!"
Taj sighed in embarrassment as he placed his right hand on his face. "Oh MH, sometimes you get a bit too carried away..."
"Hrmm..." Yoshi murmured as he was driving, his eyes lowered as a frown was on his face instead of the usual smile.
Dr. Hoshi turned to Yoshi, folding his purple arms together. "What's wrong, Yoshi? You look like something happened."
"I feel like... someone or something has tinkered with this fanfiction," Yoshi commented as he turned to Dr. Hoshi, rolling his right hand around. "Like the original author who wrote this decided to edit out his real name."
"...You do know that the guy writing this replaced the original author, right?" Dr. Hoshi remarked as he was looking at a map of the Yoshi Island race course.
"...What." Yoshi commented as he squinted his eyes, not believing what he had just head.
It was a long drive in the well, with Heppy Ankylosaurus turning his head to see Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi coming up.
"Whatever they're talking about must be important," Heppy stated as he was reading fanfiction on his computer screen that he installed within his kart, shaking his head. "Princess Peach's Pooping Pants... da fuck? Who the actual hell would write this shit?"
"Smile and wave, guys. Smile and wave," Pikachu said, as he used thunderbolt to jolt up his car and catch up with Kirby. "I know what I'm saying is totally ripped off from Dreamworks' Madagascar, but just smile and wave."
"All right, sure." Roy muttered as he finished eating a couple of french fries.
Marth turned around to see Haru Glory catching up. "Guys, we got Haru Glory on our tails!" He shouted.
Haru Glory just smirked, and pressed on, passing the swordsmen's car.
"Hey! He's getting away!" Roy whined.
"What are we gonna do now?" Marth shouted.
Pikachu rubbed his chin, and then he came up with an idea. "Guys, get me a hooker, and quick!" He asked.
Marth and Roy nodded, as they started searching for a hooker. Sheena and Lillian were passed out after the race has started.
"Uh…little help here?" Said a voice. Roy turned around. It was an injured Sephiroth who had crashed earlier.
"What the hell are you doing under here?" Roy asked. Sephiroth was about to reply, when his outfit suddenly got ripped off. Roy, Marth, and Pikachu gasped.
"OH MY GOD!" Roy shrieked.
Marth cried, "SEPHIROTH IS A BARBIE FAN?"
Sephiroth groaned and lowered his head in shame. "Yes, it's true. I'm a big fan of Barbie. Quiet!" He said, not wanting them to laugh at him.
"Hey, Yugi, look!" Tea said, as she pointed to Timber and Conker. Yugi turned to see as they passed them. After looking at the two DKR racers, Yugi and Tea passed right by Spongebob and Patrick, overhearing their whimpering.
"Something wrong guys?" Yugi asked them.
Spongebob pointed to Timber and Conker. "Yeah, it's those two. They're planning to blast us off the road."
Patrick added, "And they just got back-up! Look!"
Amanda and Silver were approaching Yugi/Tea and Spongebob/Patrick with lighting speed, as Silver took out a Bo-bomb.
"Uh...Amanda, are you sure it's okay to blast these guys?" Silver asked.
Tea however, caught Amanda and Silver just in time and tossed two bob-ombs underneath their car.
Amanda nodded to Silver. "Anything to blow away the competition." She said to him.
Silver shrugged and threw the Bo-bomb at Yugi and Tea's car, sending them flying.
"Bulls-eye!" Silver cheered.
"Aw right!" Amanda squealed. But suddenly, at that same moment, the bob-ombs underneath Silver and Amanda's car went off.
Timber and Conker also approached and fire several rockets at Spongebob and Patrick, which also sent them flying.
"AHH!" Silver cried, as he and Amanda went up into the air. "Amanda, what are we gonna do?"
"HANG ON, PATRICK!" Spongebob said, as he and Patrick then fell on top of Timber's car, which crashed into Conker's car, sending the four racers into a tree.
"Ough...wowee...ooof...damn..." They moaned at several times, as the other racers passed by.
Yugi and Tea's car fell right on top of that same pile, completing the wreck.
"Ourg...are...are we in heaven?" Spongebob asked, as he saw nothing but white. Then he realized that Tea's butt was on him.
Yugi groaned. "Urgh…where are we?"
Tea looked around, looking for Spongebob. She realized tha she was sitting on him. "Oops, sorry," She said, as she got up, which revealed a flattened Spongebob.
Patrick shook his head and looked at the two unconscious Timber and Conker. Patrick turned to the others. "We better get going before these guys wake up," Patrick said.
Spongebob nodded. "Good point," he said.
"Yeah, I guess that will work," Yugi said, as he got both of the cars up and started to fix them, with Patrick and Spongebob joining.
Tea also grabbed some nearby detour signs and placed them near the damaged cars. "Yeah, that will work," She said, as she continued to place the signs around them.
Inside the Well, Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, and Heppy were going through a long tunnel which eventually lead to a highway. Yoshi turned around to see several cars not in the race zooming past them.
"Yeesh! It's a traffic jam here!" Yoshi groaned.
"Speaking of traffic jams, look down there!' Dr. Hoshi said, pointing to the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses, who were under the highway, laughing to themselves.
"Damn, they're gonna catch up unless we do something," Heppy moaned.
Yoshi started thinking, when he came up with something. "That's it!" Yoshi said, as he took out a rocket and attached it to the car, and lit it up. The car then started zooming past the other cars, with Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi hanging on.
Heppy also took the same technique by taking out a rocket, attaching it to the car, and used the flare to fire it up and send his car zooming away, which also past several cars and was next to Yoshi's car.
"Hey, we're gettin' a head start! We can use this as our advantage!" Heppy said to Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi with a grin.
Dr. Hoshi thought for a second. "Hmm…if we can get passed the bosses, then we can win the race home free!" He exclaimed.
Yoshi, now with pride, put his foot on the peddle and shouted, "AW RIGHT! LET'S GO!"
With great speed, Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Heppy all sped their cars through the other non-racing cars and managed to get past the bosses, who were still far from anyone else.
Shelia looked up at the highway to see Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Heppy. She thought to herself, "Hmm…maybe I should follow them…"
Back at the windmill, Chad the Charmander and Princess Peach Toadstool have encounter the Windmill Guy from Zelda 64, and he wasn't too happy to see Chad at all.
"I thought I got away from you for good!" The Windmill guy shouted again.
"What are you doin' here?" Chad asked.
The Zelda 64 guy explained himself. "This is my new windmill, after YOU and that Hyrulian messed up the second one for the third time."
Peach raised an eyebrow as she walked closer to Chad. "Chad... What exactly is he talking about?" She asked curiously.
Chad sweatdropped. He turned to Peach and said, "I used his windmill to play the Song of Storms, which ruined his windmill. Now he had to relocate."
Chad then turned back to the Windmill Guy and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to use your windmill again."
As Chad took out the Oricana and prepared to play it, the Windmill Guy shouted, "NO! I WON'T LET YOU!"
The Windmill Guy then leaped at Chad and Peach, but they avoided him. Unfortunately, the Windmill Guy fell out of the window of the Windmill, and landed on a Cobra Commander.
Chad then shook his head, pointed at the injured Windmill Guy, and said in Shao Khan's voice, "That was TOO eas-ay."
Cobra Commander was NOT too happy about the windmill guy falling on his hiding spot, away from his enemies from G. . He glared at the windmill guy and drew out a baseball bat. "COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shrieked before beating Windmill guy in the head with his bat.
Chad just shook his head in disbelief and turned to Peach. "Okay Peach, start singing," Chad said, as he started to play the Song of Storms.
Peach started to sing along in a heavenly voice to Chad's song.
Suddenly, the skies turned black, and it started raining heavily. All of the nearby racers have stopped to get some items that were used to keep them try. Out of the racers, Prof. E. Gadd and Sheik were the ones who worried the most.
Sheik looked all around. "What's keeping Peach and Chad so long?" He/She asked.
E. Gadd shrugged. "I'm not at all sure." He simply said.
Suddenly, Chad the Charmander came out with a helmet on his tail to prevent water fusing the flame out. He said, "I played the Song of Storms to create a song that will hopefully slow down the other racers."
Sheik looked out ahead and noticed the changes. "Well what do you know... The racers ARE beginning to slow down."
"C'mon. Let's get going before the other racers catch up," Chad said, as he went into the car.
Shadow, after managing to get out of the bubbles thanks to Anna and Spice, was weaving around the road, trying to find a way to pass the DKR bosses. "Damn it... How can I pick these guys off?" He said to himself.
The DKR Dragon turned around to see Shadow STILL behind him. "Damn, we gotta lose that loser if we want to win," He said to the others.
Tyrannoyoshi Rex growled, but then he came up with an idea. "I got it," He said, as he whispered to the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses. They all chuckled.
Shadow started to go through his weapons and came out with the "Egg Vacuum," the vacuum like gun shaped like a chicken. "Let's try this..." He said, with a grin on his face. He pointed it at DKR Octopus and tried to suck him in with a suction attack that had the force of a tornado.
The DKR Octopus scoffed and spewed ink at Shadow's Egg Vacuum, which made it explode on itself. "Heh, you won't be happy joy for long..." The DKR Octopus chuckled, as he and the DKR and YS bosses then got together and chanted weird phrases, and then hey disappeared in smoke.
Shadow saw this as an opportunity and tossed himself a mushroom, causing him to blast on through.
"Hey, look! It's the guy we freed!" Anna said to Spice.
Spice nodded. "Yeah, but what should we do? Should we go after him?"
"Of course we should!" Anna said, as she took out a rocket and attached it to the car, and then set it on fire, which sent the car zooming, making it parallel with Shadow the Hedgehog's car.
"Heya Shadow!" Spice greeted.
Shadow turned in their direction. "Oh hi guys!"
"What's up? And where did those bosses go?" Anna asked, as she looked for the bosses, who were now nowhere to be seen.
Shadow shrugged. "Not sure... But let's blast on through before they decide to come back."
"Good idea. Hey, look!" Spice said, as she pointed to the high highway above, where Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Heppy Ankylosaurus were already speeding their way through the heavy traffic.
Shadow smiled. "Let's blast on through!" He tossed a few mushrooms and raced on through, towards the direction of the finishing line.
Anna smiled as she pressed her pedal, which sent her car zooming to catch up with Shadow.
"WEE!" She and Spice shouted in joy, as they were having the time of their lives.
"Hey! Where are you goin'?" Knuckles angrily shouted at Shadow.
Shadow turned around and chuckled. "Sorry, but I got a race to win!"
Shadow then turned around and took out a mushroom. With Knuckles grumbling, and with a smirk, Shadow sped away under the highway with Anna and Spice, and they hoped to catch up with Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Heppy.
"This chapter sucks," Amy pouted as she had her arms folded, not being able to do anything for the meantime. "I didn't get any lines."
"Well at least you spoke now." Sonic stated as he pointed behind him. "And we got some Koopa shells coming up our way!"
"Finally, some action!" Amy exclaimed as she pulled out her Piko Piko Hammer out of her butt and began smacking the shells with ease, of which came in different colors, from the ricocheting green shells to the specifically homing red shells, and the occasional wingless spiny blue shell, with a winged version flying past the anthropomorphic hedgehogs, with them riding over a wooden bridge suspended over a river as they noticed the huge tropical jungle foliage, the area looking like the Cheep Cheep Beach.
"All right, let's check the people in 34th-40th place. We have Banjo-Kazooie taking the lead, with Pipsy, Drumstick, the Chaotix, Toad/Toadette/Waluigi/Daisy/Pauline/Stanley, The Koopa Kids, Ash Ketchum, Sora from KH, and Marge/Lisa," Master Hand announced, as the racers were in a group, trying to catch up with the other racers ahead.
"I love how I'm basically ignored in this entire fanfic despite being placed in it several chapters earlier," Pauline commented as she folded her arms, shaking her head as she sighed, watching the other racer surrounding them.
"Nobody cares about you." Bowser Jr. commented as he fired off several Bowser Shells from the ship he shared with the Koopalings.
"You don't have to put it like that..." Pauline grumbled in annoyance.
Waluigi chuckled as he rolled his eyes, driving the entire car for the group. "Heh. You have it worse off than even me. That says something."
Pauline could only let out a disgruntled grunt of annoyance while Waluigi shrugged, continuing to drive.
"Toad, how's that engine cleanin' going?" Stanley the Bugman asked, holding a set of Japanese cards.
Toad gave Stanley a thumbs-up with a wrench in his other hand. "It's going great, Stanley," Toad replied back to Stanley, as he went back to fixing up the engine.
"Hey, why is it so stormy?" Toadette, with a cute white and pink umbrella above her head, asked Daisy.
Daisy shrugged. "It's too dark to see anything," She remarked, eating a burger she brought from McDonald's earlier.
Drumstick looked around, trying to see the road. He then saw a drawbridge, which was connected to a castle. "Hey, look!" Drumstick exclaimed, pointing to the castle with his right wing.
"It's a castle!" Pipsy squealed as she clapped her hands joyfully.
"It's the same fucking one from chapters ago, to boot," Kazooie lamented as she rolled her eyes. She then sarcastically added, "Boy, am I happy to see it."
"A drawbridge for a castle in the middle of a tropical island?" Waluigi gawked as he shrugged. "Meh, I don't think anyone cares anymore. It's Yoshi Kart, after all."
Banjo rubbed his head and commented, "Hmmm...should we go through the drawbridge? I mean, it seems to be the right thing to do..."
"Banjo, of course it's the right thing to do! The frickin' drawbridge is RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!" Kazooie shouted at Banjo.
Vector was weaving the Chaotix Kart around other racers as he searched for an opening. "Hey Espio! See any openings that'll take us ahead of this pack?"
"Openings? What do you mean?" Espio asked Vector.
"The only place for us to is through that drawbridge!" Darth Fade-R shouted to Vector.
Suddenly, Crazy Hand appeared from nowhere and zoomed past the racers, but not before lowering the drawbridge.
Espio noticed this and immediately tossed the Chaotix a mushroom, allowing them to coast ahead.
"BANJO! THE BRIDGE!" Kazooie shouted, as she watched the Chaotix zoomed onto the drawbridge. "Even though we already did this scene, I STILL FEEL A NEED TO SCREAM IT!"
"All right, sheesh..." Banjo commented as he shook his head.
Crazy Hand realized he made a BIG mistake and froze the Chaotix in a freeze zone. Then, he started making the bridge slowly rise up, and then sent the frozen Chaotix into the surrounding water.
"Oh my goodness," Toadette gasped as she had her hands on her face, looking at the now unfrozen Chaotix.
"Eww! Now I'm so damp and smelly," Tomo said, trying to clean herself.
"I KNEW that hand was trouble..." Darth Fade-R moaned.
Espio, Vector and Charmy just floated there in the ice block, watching the other racers.
"Little help?" Darth Fade-R said to Espio.
"Well, don't just stand there looking stupid. What do we do?' Kazooie asked Banjo as they were in a eerily familiar situation.
"Use the feather wings," Banjo said, pointing to the car's buttons.
Kazooie was confused by the many buttons and pressed a random one, which released two eggs, both platting on the ground.
"Yu-oh! I better turn!" Drumstick remarked, avoiding the splattered eggs, which instead made contact with Wizpig, who was behind Drumstick.
"WHOA!" Wizpig shouted, as he went into the sky and was high up.
Jak/Daxter/Sly/Carmelita/Keira/Green Sage arrived on the scene, but suddenly, as they were about to zoom past the other racers, Wizpig came back down, falling on top of the Sony characters
"Oof! Ow!" Jak and Daxter moaned, as they were crushed by Wizpig's exterior.
"Jesus!" Sly cursed as he and Carmelita were crushed.
"Madre y dios!" Carmelita swore in Spanish.
"Yeouch!" Keira shrieked.
"Hey! What's the meaning of this?" Green Sage shouted, as he summoned Green Eco from nowhere and got himself and the others out of under Wizpig, and then looked at the damaged car.
"Wrong button, Kazooie," Banjo said to his red-feathered friend.
Kazooie pressed a green button, which revealed wading boots. "Wading boots?" Kazooie said to herself. She turned to Banjo.
"How about wading boots, Banjo?" Kazooie asked.
Banjo just shrugged and said, "Oh well. That will do." They then crossed the moat as the drawbridge closed on itself.
"Hey Waluigi, can you try and get us hooked to Banjo and Kazooie's car?' Stanley the Bugman asked.
Waluigi grabbed a grappling hook. "I can try." He carefully lassoed Banjo's car silently.
Stanley smiled, for the hook was attached to Banjo's car. "Nice job, Waluigi," Stanley said, as he smiled.
Waluigi gave Stanley a thumb up. "Now we can just coast on through."
"Hey, this is pretty sweet. We're being dragged in," Toad smiled, as their car got into the castle thanks to Banjo and Kazooie.
"That's awesome!" Toadette exclaimed as she began bouncing up and down.
"You know what's not awesome?" Daisy interrupted as she folded her arms together, shaking her head as she frowned. "Not having any extra lunch."
The Chaotix meanwhile were floating closer and closer to a waterfall.
"Any ideas?" Charmy asked.
"Not a thought," Vector admitted.
"Oh damn, this is gonna big brutal," Espio said bluntly, as they slowly approached the waterfall.
"Hey, look! It's a waterfall!" Tomo exclaimed cheerfully.
"Wait...a WATERFALL? Oh, shit..." Darth Fade-R moaned.
The Chaotix couldn't even scream, as they went over the waterfall, and disappeared into the stream.
"AAAIIIEE!" Tomo screamed, as she and Espio disappeared. Darth Fade-R was caught in the heaviest part of the waterfall, and was nowhere to be seen.
"Oh! It seems as if the Chaotix are eliminated!" Master Hand announced.
"Bullshit!" Vector exclaimed in annoyance as he and the others disappeared under the waves.
After entering the castle, Banjo and Kazooie took off, and as the hook fell off, Waluigi/Stanley/Toad/Toadette/Pauline/Daisy's car followed, watching the Chaotix go to the bottom of the waterfalls.
"What happened to them?" Banjo asked.
Stanley shrugged as he looked at them. "Perhaps they got blasted by an object."
"Should we help them?" Toadette asked, her right hand on her face with her left hand on her right elbow.
Kazooie chuckled. "Nah, let's leave them," She suggested, as the group sped off.
The Babylon Rogues meanwhile were coasting right behind the other racers, unaware that Team Chaotix had gone over the falls. The racers ahead of them, ironically, were Banjo/Kazooie and Waluigi/Daisy/Toad/Toadette/Pauline/Stanley the Bugman.
"Hey, look! It's those two mammals, Tails and Cream!" Storm shouted, pointing behind him to Tails's car, who was approaching fast.
Jet turned around and saw Tails and Cream coming up behind them. "Tsk tsk... No respect for their elders...thinking they can overtake us..." Jet taunted. "Wave... It's time we sent these kids crying to their mommies."
Wave had already loaded up a bob-omb "fun pack" ready to go. "I'm ready to send!" She then turned behind her and aimed. She then fired the bob-ombs at Tails and Cream.
"AH! IT'S A BOMB! TAILS, TURN!" Cream shouted as she held onto Cheese tightly.
Tails attempted to dodge and weave over the bob-ombs, but found it difficult with so many coming their way.
"Babylon Rogues: 1," Storm said, as he chuckled.
"Nice going, Wave," Jet complimented.
Wave blushed and smiled. "Aw, thanks guys," She said, as she chuckled.
Banjo turned around to see the Babylon Rogues approaching. "Hey, maybe we should team up?" He said to Kazooie.
Kazooie wondered, but then liked the idea Banjo had. "Banjo, that's a great idea!" She admitted, as she turned to the Babylon Rogues, who were now side by side.
Jet pointed behind Banjo. "You've got some stowaways..." He said, mentioning Waluigi's crew.
Banjo noticed this, but he shrugged. "Ah, it's all right," He said to jet.
Stanley, Waluigi, and Daisy then faced the Babylon Rogues. Toadette was driving while Toad was fixing the engine.
"What about me?" Pauline asked as she pouted.
"Just stay there and look pretty," Waluigi commented.
Pauline growled as she folded her arms again, shaking her head. "I knew I should have stayed in Manhattan..." She grumbled to herself as she shook her head, hating the fact that she was ignored and unused.
"We have been thinking, how about we all team up together to beat the other racers?" Stanley asked Wave, Jet, and Storm.
Waluigi smirked. "It sounds like a great plan. With all of us teamed up we can flatten the competition!"
"Yeah, and we won't have to worry about any other racers approaching us!" Daisy added, as she giggled.
Storm agreed. "I like that idea!" He said.
Stanley smiled. "It's settled, then. Let's win a race!" He shouted, as he cheered.
Banjo and Kazooie, as well as Toad, Toadette, and Storm, all did the same thing and cheered loudly.
Meanwhile, on the highway…
"Can't this car go any faster?" Max groaned, as he took a bite out of his burger.
Misty sighed. "And I thought I was a nuisance…." She said to May.
"Be quiet, Max, and finish that burger." May scolded at Max, as she took out a mine and threw it behind her.
"Hey, you can't tell that to me!" Max shouted, not wanting to be outdated by his sister.
"Oh, yes I can." May replied, as she smirked. Max grumbled to himself.
"Shut up, you two. He's getting' away." Misty said, as she swerved to the right to avoid an incoming rocket missile from Bumper, who was behind them.
"Damn, I gotta find a way to blast them losers of this highway…" Bumper thought to himself.
"What are YOU tellin' us for? You're driving." May said to Misty. Misty noticed the wheel and she chuckled nervously.
"A nuisance AND stupid," Max added.
Misty fumed. "Hey, shut up!" She shouted angrily at Max.
Max taunted. "Make me, BUTT UGLY!"
Now Misty was really angry. "WHAT!? THE ENTIRE REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE WAS TO BE A BEAUTIFUL GYM LEADER AND NEARLY GOT MY LOOKS TAKEN FROM GRUNTILDA!" She exclaimed, as her eye twitched.
"WHY? SO SHE CAN MATCH A DATE WITH FRED FLINSTONE?" Max joked, a devious smirk on his face. May then bursted into laughter.
Fred Flintstone growled as he shook his head, watching the entire race in the audience.
"What's wrong, Fred?" Barney Rubble asked as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
Fred shook his head as he turned to Barney, his arms crossed. "I felt like a new fanfic pairing involving me was just created, as someone suggested that I dated some warty green witch named Gruntilda.
"Great, now I feel dirty and sad," Gruntilda Winkybunion rhymed as she could sense the same feeling that Fred was feeling. "Hearing an insult like that makes me feel mad!"
"HE'S WORSE THAN ASH!" Misty groaned, as she then went crazy with the car and crashed into an 18-Wheeler truck, which sent the truck crashing down, which caused a HUGE traffic jam. Several of the racers who were on the highway behind May and Misty, including Bumper, started to groan and wonder how they'll get out of the traffic jam.
"Great. Just great. One big argument, and then BAM. Traffic jam," Bumper growled to himself.
May groaned. "Uh…what do we do now?" She asked.
Max raised his hand, still having a devious smirk on his face. "I got one. Get Misty a mask," Max joked. Misty then yelled and started to choke Max.
Master Hand looked at the screen to see the traffic jam. "And it seems that the racers on the highway are stuck. Too bad for them since it'll cost them the race," Master Hand announced.
Suddenly, a Tiger goddess appeared out of nowhere next to Master Hand.
"Hi! My name is Nevis the Tiger Goddess! I wanna join your race!" She said, as she handed Master Hand an invitation.
Master Hand looked over the invitation, and he turned up to Nevis. "Nevis, welcome to the Yoshi Kart grand prix!" He said, as he shook Nevis's hand.
Nevis giggled. "Oh yay! Now, where can I find a car…?" She said, looking around.
Master Hand wondered, but then came up with something. "Hey Nevis, why don't you be a part of the audience for this part of the race? It seems perfect since this race only has two more parts," Master Hand explained.
Nevis nodded. "Okay! In the mean time, I'll go get a car," She said, as she left and went to the nearest car store to find herself the perfect car.
Master Hand then turned back to the screen. "It seems that the Babylon Rogues, Banjo/Kazooie and Toad/Toadette/Waluigi/Daisy/Stanley the Bugman have teamed up to take out the other racers. Let's hope that they manage to catch up with the Star Fox, Flying Krock, James Bond, and Alec Trevelyan," Master Hand announced.
"Hey, I'm in the race too, you know!" Pauline shouted as she growled.
Master Hand chuckled. "Oh Pauline, no one cares about you." He commented as he moved his fingertips.
Pauline fumed with rage as Master Hand continued laughing.
"Hey." Pikachu remarked as he was driving the steering wheel, going over a rather bumpy, dirt paved road through a jungle full of different fruit trees.
Marth and Roy both sighed as they were trying to play chess with each other. "What?"
"...Who's looking after the Smash Mansion while we're racing?" Pikachu remarked, leaving the two Fire Emblem swordsman to look at each other with horrified looks on their faces.
May, Misty, and Max were all speeding on a dirt-paved road they found earlier. They were steadly getting ahead of some of the racers.
"This is awesome!" May shouted, smiling, "We'll be able to get past the other racers!"
Max grinned evilly. "Yep...now only one thing to do..." He spotted BlackMage Jr., who was ahead of May/Misty/Max.
"Damn, I knew I should have not taken this dirt paved road," BlackMage Junior said to himself. "ULTIMA 4!" He fired a spell into the air, which caused several of the racers on the road to be zapped and paralyzed them. "Score!"
"If we can get that Black Mage dude to lose control of his vehicle and cause him to crash..." Misty started.
"...Then we'll have a BIG chance to gain ahead!" May squealed, excited.
Max grinned, taking out a Bowser Shell. "And if have JUST the thing to do mthe job," He chuckled, before he tossed the Bowser Shell down on the dirt paved road, as it headed towards BlackMage Junior.
BlackMage Junior turned around to see the Bowser Shell, right behind him. "Awww cra-" He was collided by the Bowser Shell, and thus, as a result, caused his vehicle to fall into the small pond nearby.
BlackMage Junior popped out of the pond, a green frog on top of his head, as he watched May, Max, and Misty coast off. "Why those little..." He growled.
May, Max, and Misty all laughed at BlackMage Junior as they gave each other high fives and coasted off on the dirt paved road.
"Loser!" May giggled.
"Slowpoke!" Misty shouted.
"He's not a Slowpoke," Max joked, laughing on the floor, "He's a Slowbro!"
A random Mega Slowbro in the audience stands up, insulted. "That was uncalled for," He says, storming out of the audience seating, only to fall flat on his face.
"Oh, too bad." A Mega Audino commented as she was munching on some cotton candy, shaking her head at the Mega Slowbro.
"I'll get you, May and Friends, if it's the last thing I do!" BlackMage Junior shouted, before he fell back in the pond, unconscious.
Mario and Luigi, not surprisingly, were facing more trouble than BlackMage Junior, for the 2 brothers were facing trouble on passing Charles Montgomery Burns and Waylon Smithers Jr., both more simply and commonly known to everyone and Simpsoniacs alike as Mr. Burns and Smithers.
"Mr. Burns. those pesky plumbers are sure good at racing," Smithers says, driving, 'Should we release the hounds?"
Mr. Burns taps his fingers. "Yes. And have them have bees in their mouths," He cackled evilly.
Smithers nods, and he presses a button on the limo. At the exact moment, several hounds with bees in their mouths are released from the trunk, and they run toward Mario and Luigi.
"MAMMA MIA!" Mario shouts, "It's a pack-a of-a hound dogs-a, and-a with bees-a in their-a mouths-a!"
Luigi screamed in horror. "Just what we needed! Turn the car, Mario! Turn the car!"
Unfortunately for the Super Mario Brothers, it was too late. The hounds started attacking Mario and Luigi, while the bees went straight to damaging the car.
Mr. Burns and Smithers chuckled to themselves as they retained their spot, with was 12th place.
"Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star just entered the curve, followed by Timber the Tiger." Master Hand boomed loudly into the microphone excited, with all the fans and audience members cheering and rooting for Spongebob and Patrick, as well as Timber.
Several handfuls of the audience were cheering and yelling for Koopa and Paratroopa, but many were rooting for the underdog Diddy Kong Racer, Conker the Squirrel.
Conker passes through a item box. Inside his car under the dim red lights, his computer screen was flashing. Rotating with items. It lands on something that can change the race positions.
"Oh ho ho ho! Sweet!" Conker laughs to himself, rubbing his hands in glee, "Let's see those turtles dodge this." He types on his keyboard, and back on the computer it read "Armed Missile".
Back on the tropical racecourse, Spongebob and Patrick were struggling badly to loose Timber. Sparks flew up as they rammed into each other, loud bangs and clangs rang through the air around them. Spongebob gets a bo-bomb, and he throws it behind at Timber, causing his car to take damage from the bomb. Timber pulls out of the racecourse and goes into the tall grass. His right side of the kart is dinged up. Spongebob and Patrick both give each other high fives as they speed to victory.
"Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star have gained speed on the racecourse, and are now proudly heading into the Dinosaur Land Interstate highway, in 17th place!" Master Hand announces.
Taj followed up with his announcement, right after Master Hand. "And should he get the perfect chance, Timber the Tiger will make a comeback! But you'll have to wait next time to see it, ladies and gentlemen!"
To Be Continued! Eventually! I mean it! Seriously! No, really-
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