Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Once again, the chapters are all condensed together. It should be apparent that the current me is the one in bold, and that the younger one is placed with a 'young' at the front, and without the 'Rhedosaurus' at the end. Although now that I said that, it is funny how this was originally the 100th chapter of Yoshi Kart. Anyway, enough of me blabbering, go and listen to my younger self making a bigger idiot out of me than certain folks on Donkey Kong Vine.
Young Yoshizilla: Special thanks to everyone who commentated the 100th chapter of Yoshi Kart. It's getting better, and there's no way to look ashamed when you're this old, er, I meant, when you reached the mark. Hope you all enjoy THIS splendid racing chapter!
Disclaimer: (is wearing Mario's hat) What? This isn't his hat.
Mario: Actually, it is.
Disclaimer: Shut up, you aren't suppose to talk in the disclaimer.
Mario: And you aren't suppose to waste time in the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: (frowns and looks at watch) Good point.
Banjo and Kazooie were speeding on the tropical grass, while Pikachu/Marth/Roy and Mario/Luigi were fighting each other on the dirt-paved road.
"Take-a fireballs!" Mario shouted, firing red fireballs at Pikachu's vehicle while Luigi drove the steering wheel.
Marth placed a blue shield around the vehicle, while Pikachu dented the side of Mario's RedFire with his Iron Tail.
Mario screamed in terror. "You dented my car-a! How dare-a you!" He turned to Luigi. "Luigi! Ram-a into Pikachu, Marth, and-a Roy!"
"Right!" Luigi shouted back. He moved the the Red Fire to the left, and rammed it into Pikachu/Marth/Roy.
"They're ramming into us!" Roy said as he tried turning the steering wheel the other way, "It's too much pressure! Gah!"
"I'll handle this," Pikachu said, using Thunderbolt on Mario and Luigi.
Luigi screamed as he slammed his foot on the break, allowing Pikachu/Marth/Roy to sped away.
"Damn it, Luigi!" Mario cursed, slamming his fist on the RedFire's back railings, "We could have knocked down Pikachu if you didn't stop!"
"Well, it's not my fault that I can't control the car and be electrified at the same time!" Luigi retorted, "Besides, I'd like to see you do a better job!"
"I will!" Mario shouted, grabbing the steering wheel and throwing a triple mushroom pack into the engine, sending the car hurtling back on the dirt-paved road, and right behind Pikachu/Marth/Roy.
Marth turned around to see Mario and Luigi again. "What the? I thought we got rid of them!"
"Apparantely not," Pikachu said, firing electric bolts at the Mario Brothers.
Mario swerved to the left and right hile avoiding the bolts. Luigi was frantically awaiting the chance to get an item from an Item Box.
Kazooie sighed. "Banjo, I'm tired of seeing those two teams bickering. May I freeze them?"
Banjo shrugged. "Sure, do whatever you feel is right. Just don't screw us up. WHOA!" He dashed to the right to avoid a tall cactus in front of the car. Banjo sighed of relief. "Phew, that was a close one."
Kazooie aimed at Mario/Luigi and Pikachu/Marth/Roy. She then started rapidly fire Ice Eggs at the two racing teams, freezing them in their tracks. "Yes! Bullseye!"
"Good job, Kazooie!" Banjo commented, "Now let's get back on the road!" He drove the car to the right, and the bear and bird duo were now under the highway, the same highway in which the Yoshi Kart racers were driving on top of.
"What do we do now, Banjo?" Kazooie asked, "Should we leave oil, or should we pollute the road with banana peels?"
Banjo grinned. "How about both?" He released oil, following with thrown bananas.
Kazooie thought for a moment, and she smirked. "You know, that gives me an idea..." She turned around and fired grenade eggs behind her, causing explosions on the road. The road was now destroyed, and rather messed up, with oil and banana peels everywhere.
"Kazooie, you're a genius!" Banjo laughed, "The other racers will never get to us now!"
Kazooie laughed, nodding in agreement. "Right! Now let's get outta here and win this thing!"
Banjo slammed his foot on the pedal, and the bear and bird duo continued zooming under the highway, to victory as they please.
The pterosaurs in the sky fly high above the tall, tropical trees as the racers zoom through the beautiful, tropical Yoshi Island racecourse. Yes, Yoshi Island was populated with actual prehistoric reptiles, stop asking this question already.
Princess Peach Toadstool professionally turns the steering wheel, causing her Bloom Coach to slid towards the right bend of the road as she was being followed by Captain Falcon and Bumper the Badger. Zelda uses her magic to create a shield for the Bloom Coach, protecting them from items aimed at them. As Peach turns the Bloom Coach inwards the left bend, Captain Falcon zooms by, appearing on the right side of Peach's group.
Captain Falcon smirks, and he rams his Blue Falcon into the side of the Bloom Coach. Peach screams, and she shouts to Chad the Charmander. Chad nods, and he fires several embers at the Blue Falcon, forcing Captain Falcon to stop. Captain Falcon growls, and he drives off the road, going through the tropical trees and then driving through a sprinkler, turning left and making a u-turn, heading back towards the road.
Peach notices Bumper approaching, so she switches positions with Professor E. Gadd. While Prof. E. Gadd steers the Bloom Coach upwards the road after turning left, Peach grabs a oil can from an item box and spills it. Bumper quickly turns his yellow car into a yellow plane, and he flies over the spilled oil. Laughing, he flies past Peach's group and heads to the right, going over the tall, tropical trees. Zelda grabs a thunderbolt from an item box and unleashes it, and watches as the lighting from the sky booms loudly and then zaps Bumper, causing the badger to crash down onto the ground. Sliding outwards the right bend, Prof. E. Gadd zooms past a damaged Bumper, who tries to fix up his plane.
Captain Falcon swiftly comes up from behind. Sliding to the right bend, the professional F-ZERO racer follows the Bloom Coach, and swerves into the left lane. He screams in surprise as a random yellow Yoshisaurus hops onto the Blue Falcon. Growling, Captain Falcon grabs a ray gun from an item box and shoots at the random yellow Yoshisaurus, causing it to fall off the Blue Falcon and on the grass. Captain Falcon thrusts his Blue Falcon forward, and it propels faster, coming right behind the Bloom Coach. Captain Falcon smirks, and he bumps into the back of the Bloom Coach. Peach, Zelda, and Chad all scream and hang on to the railings, while Prof. E. Gadd continues to hold the steering wheel. He then swerves to the right and tosses back at the Blue Falcon a fake item box, which does collide with the Blue Falcon and halts its progress.
Peach cheers, and she switches positions with Prof. E. Gadd, taking out a mushroom and tossing it into the engine tank, sliding inwards the left bend past the tropical trees on both sides of the road as the Bloom Coach zooms over one hundred miles per hour.
As the sun rises higher and higher into the sky, its bright rays reflect the tropical trees, which absorb the great heat nutrients. And thus, the racers are doing as much as they can to get through the tropical Yoshi Island and make it past the finish line.
Bowser chuckles as he presses a red button on his control pad. The Koopa Klown Kar suddenly falls towards the ground, and in a mere second, it transforms into a gigantic car, dubbed by Bowser the 'Koopa King'. Bowser sits in the driver's seat, and both Mewtwo and Ganondorf manage to cram into the driver's seat as well, with both Wario and Donkey Kong holding onto the railings. As Bowser steers to the left and turns on the left bend, he tosses back a flaming fireball, which hits Marge and Lisa Simpson, burning the mother and daughter pairing, as well as Marge's Mini-van.
Ganondorf chuckles, and he takes out a purple, rocky Octorok, tossing the octopus-like creature behind him. The purple Octorok gets on its feet, and it starts to spit out small rocks at the incoming racers. Sephiroth screams and he spins out of control, off the road and then crashing into a tree. Cloud uses his Buster Sword to repel the rocks, but he bumps into the Octorok, which causes him to land on the road. His motorcycle goes into the air and falls down, breaking into several, metal pieces.
Bowser steers inwards on the right bend, and then he goes straightforward, off the road and onto the semi-rough grass. Mewtwo starts to charge up a Shadow Ball, and he holds it in his palm. Donkey Kong grabs several bananas from the tropical trees, and he starts to eat them, while Wario takes out a bo-bomb and hides it into his sleeve, chuckling. Ganondorf tosses in a mushroom, which propels the Koopa King through the grass-covered path.
Bowser sharply turns to the left (nearly causing his other partners to fall out of the Koopa King), and he then gets back onto the road. Bowser switches positions with Ganondorf, and he hops onto the back, breathing burning fire at the back of the vehicle. The powerful, burning flames cover the road, and as Ganondorf slides the Koopa King left, Homer Simpson and Abe Simpson approach. Not thinking too well, Homer goes through the burning flames, screaming as he then spins out of control and crashes into a tropical tree, which breaks in half and is also set on fire.
Wario winces to see who is in front of him and the others. He notices the shadow of Wizpig, and chuckles. Taking out the bo-bomb, Wario chucks it at Wizpig, watching with glee and laughing as the bomb explodes, which causes Wizpig to be blown upwards. As Ganondorf thrusts the Koopa King forward, Wizpig screams and lands back on the ground with a big THUD, which causes Sora to crash into the knocked down body of Wizpig and is sent several feet backwards.
Mewtwo then senses Crazy Hand, and he closes his eyes. Muttering strange words, Mewtwo then seizes Crazy Hand in midair, and uses his Psychic ability to force Crazy Hand to crash down on the ground. Mewtwo then switches positions with Bowser and fires his Shadow Ball at Crazy hand, which hits and does damage to the gigantic, floating hand. Smirking, Mewtwo goes back into the driver's seat, with Ganondorf turning the Koopa King to the left, going upwards.
Donkey Kong, smacking his lips together with delight, starts to toss behind him the empty banana peels. Wario aids Donkey Kong, and he starts chucking bags of garlic (why did he brought those with him, is better left not asked). Donkey Kong and Wario both give each other high fives and hold onto the railing as Ganondorf turns left and makes it to the top of the 15-foot plateau, before plunging downwards the road. Ganondorf then turns right, and he switches positions with Bowser. Bowser notices the mushy marsh that are coming closer, and he presses the same red button he pressed before on the control pad. The Koopa King transforms back into the Koopa Klown Kar, and all of the other male Smashers cheer while Bowser, grinning vigorously, steers over the mushy marsh, up in the air.
Master Hand was floating above people in 34-43rd places. He looked at the screen, and turned to the audience. "I almost forgot to mention. Those who joined after the Sauropod Forest race will get 5 points, those who joined during the Ankylosaurus Land race will get 10 points, and those who joined before and during in Nevis's case the Yoshi Kart race will get 15 points. Now back to the race," Master Hand said, as the scene changed.
The Yoshi Kart racers were all in a group. Besides the Yoshi Series and the Diddy Kong Racing bosses, the Yoshi Kart racers were the only characters close to the finish line.
"Hey Yoshi, I bet you can't beat me to the finish line," Peppy taunted, as he revved up his engine.
Yoshi looked at Peppy, ready to take on the yellow Ankylosaurus's challenge. "You're on, Ankylosaurus breathe!" Yoshi said, as he and Peppy zoomed aheadof the other Yoshi Kart racers.
"Whoa! Yoshi, slow down! You might crash into several cars!" Dr. Hoshi shouted, as he hanged on to the railgates of Yoshi's car.
Birdo looked at Shelia, Heppy, and Zirdo. "Should we go after them?" Birdo asked.
Shelia shruged. "Why not. We're ahead of all of the other racers, and the only guys behind us are the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses." Shelia pointed out.
Zirdo agreed. "Yeah. We can have some extra minutes of preparations while the others catch up."
Heppy added, "And, another thing is that we should get there as soon as possible. I'm guessing that those guys from SEGA are going to take away Nintendo's pride."
Birdo nodded, and the four of them sped ahead of Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Peppy. Boshi and Bronto were having a hell of a war on their own. They were trying to knock each other off the road.
"Whatever you can do, I can do better," Boshi sang, as he pushed Bronto to the railing.
Bronto pushed back and added, "Whatever you can be, I can be better." Birdo looked at her virtual map. It shown the Yoshi Kart racers and the YS/DKR bosses.
"Wow, we're far away from everyone else," Birdo said.
Heppy shook his head and pointed to the map. "Check again, Birdo, cause there's someone in 10th and 11th places who are near us." Birdo looked at the map. The people in 10th and 11th place were none other than Tiptup and Krunch.
"Oh my God! It's Tiptup and Krunch!" Birdo exclaimed. Heppy, Shelia,and Zirdo couldn't believe it.
"They were behind us the entire time!" Zirdo said.
"Wow! I didn't know that they were in tenth and eleventh places," Shelia said, as Birdo closed up her navigator map.
"We better keep on our guard," Birdo said, as she, Heppy, Zirdo, and Shelia contiinued to speed away.
Yoshi threw several mines at Peppy. Peppy avoided the thrown mines and spilled oil on the ground. Yoshi's car started to slip, so Yoshi used an "Item Shield", which protected Yoshi's car from slipping.
"Yoshi, be careful on this highway. I heard that there are a thousand crashes per year here!" Dr. Hoshi explained.
Yoshi nodded. "You got it, doc. Now, time to get back at Peppy," Yoshi said, as he took out a flamethrower and placed it on the back. He let the holder go, and flames started to spew out of the flamethrower, which sent Yoshi's car zooming ahead of Peppy.
Peppy growled. The yellow Ankylosaurus wasn't happy about Yoshi's technique. "Oh yeah? I can speed like that, too!" Peppy shouted, as he took out a water cannon and realeased the lock, and water spewed out of the cannon, which gave Peppy's car a boost.
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Peppy were head-to-head. They looked at each other as they sped on through the upcoming traffic. Several non-racing cars noticed the two reptilians and avoided them as Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Peppy also avoided the non-racing cars, hoping not to crash into them.
Master Hand looked at the screen, and began to announce the status. "Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Peppy Ankylosaurus are head-to-head, as well as Boshi and Bronto. Birdo, Shelia, Heppy, and Zirdo are driving along with those who aren't part of the race. The YS and DKR bosses are under the highway, and are having a great lead. Tiptup the Turtle and Krunch the Kremling are right behind them, and it seems that everyone else has disappeared from the race. After all, the characters here are near the finish line, where the others aren't," Matser Hand announced.
"Hey Tiptup, how are we goin' to get pass them?" Krunch asked.
Tiptup took out a rocket. "We'll blast our way ahead!" He said, as he gave Krunch another rocket and lit both rockets on fire, which gave the two cars a boost.
"Holy moly! Tiptup and Krunch are closer to us now than before!" Heppy said, pointing to the upcoming reptilian DKR characters.
Popo, Nana, Young Link, Ness, Saria, Paula, Mr. Game-And-Watch, and Jigglypuff were behind Toad/Toadette/Waluigi/Stanley/Daisy/Pauline, the Babylon Hunters, and Banjo-Kazooie.
"Okay, I'll handle the steering. Ness, Paula, and Mr. Game-And-watch should go check the engines, while Young Link, Jigglypuff, and Saria throw items at the other racers. And Nana shall use items to protect us," Popo announced.
"Got it," Everyone said, as they went to their positions.
"Hey, we got some guys behind us," Stanley said to Waluigi.
Waluigi took out a bo-bomb, and threw it behind him. "Take that, suckahs," Waluigi taunted.
"QUICK! GET THE PROTECTIVE SHIELD!" Mr. Game-And-Watch shouted.
"Right!" Nana said, as she got a protective bubble and used it, which prevented the bo-bomb from exploding.
"Excellent job, Nana. Now we can attack," Popo said, as he steered next to the babylon Hunters.
"Huh?" Storm said, looking at the adjourning characters.
"What the hell?": Jet and Wave said in unison.
Young Link ook out his arrows, and realeased them at the Babylon Hunters, which sent the birds pummeling backwards.
"Score!" Y. Link shouted in glee.
"Awright!" Saria added, as she started to play the Song of Storms, and rain started to pour again.
Y. Link took out another set of arrows, and aimed it at Waluigi's car. "Almost got it..." He said, as he aimed carefully.
Daisy turned around to see Young Link. "Guys, look!" Daisy said, pointing to Popo's car.
Stanley and Waluigi's jaw dropped, and they quickly searched for any good items to throw back.
"Damn it! I can't find anything!" Waluigi shouted,
"We gotta keep searchin'!" Stanley urged, as he looked from box to box.
Daisy and Pauline held onto each other and they cried loudly. Toadette was trying to do the best to avoid rhe upcoming car.
"We're not gonna make it!" Toadette shouted.
"Don't count your luck on it!" Kazooie said, as she fired several grenade eggs at Popo's carf, sending it spinning.
"AHH!" Popo/Y. Link/Saria/Nana/Mr. Game-And-Watch/Ness/Paula cried, as their car crashed into a wall.
"Sweet! Thanks, Banjo and Kazooie!" Stanley thanked, as the other passengers cheered.
Banjo chuckled. "You're welcome."
"C'mon, let's go! We got a race to win!' Kazooie said, as they all sped off, leaving Popo/Nana/Jigglypuff/Y. Link/Saria/ness/Paula/Mr. Game-And-Watch and the Babylon Hunters to take last place.
Marge and Lisa Simpson passed the knocked down racers, and they looked at each other.
"What should we do, mom?" Lisa asked.
Marge groaned. "Hmm...maybe we should help."
"But how? I mean, we don't have the proper items," Lisa pointed out.
Marge nodded. "True, but we're Americans, Lisa, and we Americans help those in need!"
"Yeah! You got a point, mom!" Lisa cheered.
Marge smiled. "Thanks, Lisa, honey. Now let's help these guys," Marge said, as she and Lisa helped out the knocked-out racers.
Yoshi threw several missiles at Peppy, but the yellow Ankylosaurus easily avoided them. Peppy spilled oil over the road, but Yoshi swerved to the right. Boshi bumped Bronto into the railing, but Bronto pushed back and the two dinosaurs continued to do it. Tiptup could see the finish line.
"There it is! The finish line!" Tiptup shouted above everyone.
Everyone smiled. "Sweet!" Heppy cheered.
Krunch chuckled. "Yeah! Now we can win the race easy!"
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go win ourselves a race!" Shelia said, as then Yoshi Kart racers, Tiptup, and Krunch all sped towards the finish line. The YS/DKR bosses followed, and the first to reach there was Yoshi, who used a rocket blaster to blast by Peppy.
"The Yoshi Kart racers have successfully passed the finish line," Master Hand announced. Several minutes later, the Diddy Kong racers came by, followed by Waluigi's crew and Banjo/Kazooie.
Mumbo, Bottles, and Sephiroth followed, with Megaman's crew behind him. May/Misty managed to make it through, as well as Ash and Bumper. Wile E. Coyote, surprisingly, has made it as well as Trevelyan and the Roadrunner. Godzilla and Anguirus have made it through, as well as Master Ghidorah/Sir Megalon and Mr. Burns/Smithers. Homer and Abe Simpson have made it with Lt. Gigan behind them, and Bart Simpson with Moe/Lenny/Carl. Bowser's group followed, as well as Peach's group, Captain Falcon, Marge/Lisa, Popo's group, and the Mario brothers. Knuckles and Rouge, as well as Blaze the cat, followed in suit. The Flying Krock, wizpig, Crazy Hand, the Great Fox, Barney the Dinosaur, the Great Mighty Poo, King Kong, and Oscar the Grouch all have made it on through. The Yu-gi-oh characters, Scott/Erika, and the Straw Hat crew have passed on through. Soon, all of the other racers have made it through. The Final Fantasy 1 crew, Black Mage Jr., Kingdom Hearts Sora, Cloud, and the Sonic gang all made it into last place. Everyone has successfully passed the finish line.
"It feels good to have won on a course named after me." Yoshi stated as he raised a glass of champagne, hitting the glass with Dr. Hoshi, who also had champagne.
Master Hand counted the racers, and then he turned to the screen. "Okay, everyone has passe don through the finish line with the Yoshi Kart crew, Tiptup, Krunch, and the Yoshi Series/Diddy Kong Racing bosses in first. Now it's time for Chance Times." Master hand said.
"You have got to be kidding me." Waluigi remarked as he was clipping his fingernails.
"Hopefully it's not something stupid as usual." Wario remarked as he was scratching his butt. "I better not be losing any coins on this..."
"Or stars..." Princess Daisy added as she took a sniff of her armpits, sticking out her tongue in disgust. "Yuck. I need a shower."
Everyone glanced at Daisy, making the tomboy redhead princess feel awkward as they then refocused their attention on Master Hand.
"...Right. Anyway, up first is..." Master Hand turned to Mario. "Well, it is a feature from your games. Mario, how about you do it?" He asked the plumber.
"All righty-a, then," Mario replied with a casual shrug as he hit the block, which revealed Peach's face. Everyone gasped.
"Yikes! Who knows what could happen to me?" Peach screamed, preparing for the outlook. Another block revealed a cloud of fart smoke, and then the middle block revealed an arrow, which pointed to the fart smoke. The message was simple and clear: Peach was to fart loudly. Everyone made weird faces.
"You have GOT to be kidding." Zelda remarked as she folded her arms, shaking her head.
Sonic sighed as he shrugged, his eyes lowered. "Pfft. Talk about typical."
"At least it's not me." Amy Rose remarked as she shifted her eyes around, feeling ashamed about her own gastronomical problem.
"I never would have guessed it would have come down to Princess Toadstool farting." Prof. E. Gadd remarked as he was fixing up their vehicle from all the debris it received.
"...THAT's the outcome?" Yoshi shouted, thinking the thing was a completely horrible idea.
Master Hand sighed. "I'm sorry, but rules ARE rules," He said to Yoshi.
"And this is why Chance Time is bullshit," Mario remarked as he turned to the other racers, shaking his head. "Especially for something as stupid as this."
"Preach it, bro." Donkey Kong added as he munched on a yellow ripe banana.
Peach trembled, and she remarked as she placed her hands on her face, "I...don't think I can do it..."
"C'mon, Peach! You're a kickass princess with magic of all different sorts! You can do it if you try!" Peppy cheered on, bouncing up and down on all four of his legs.
"Yeah. Come on, peer pressure." Pikachu chimed in as he was trying to open up a ketchup bottle.
Shadow rolled his eyes as he sipped some Diet Pepsi, glancing at Peach. "You might as well get it out of the way now, or we'll be suck here for ever.
"...Oh, if I must." Peach sighed, and then, closing her eyes and lifting up her pink dress just in case, she let out a loud, deep pitched brassy "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!" that knocked nearly everyone out. Only Master Hand, Master Ghidorah, and the Yoshi Series and Diddy Kong Racing bosses were able to take the nauseous gas. Of course, given the history of the particular author writing the story, no one was surprised at Princess Peach Toadstool farting.
"DAMN! I never knew you had so much gas like THAT, Peach," Chad the Charmander shouted, as he then fell unconscious.
Peach blushed madly all over, feeling a bit mushy in her panties as she held her hands together, shaking her head. "Sorry..."
"EEEEEYYUUCK! I understand why I stopped capturing you!" Bowser moaned, as he went into the nearby building to lose his nauseousness. Master Hand sighed.
"Oh well. Looks like our Chance Times is finished for today. Racers, get ready for tomorrow's race at the snow capped Birdo Mountains," Master Hand announced, as he and the other bosses went inside the building.
Dr. Hoshi, who was wearing a gas mask after Princess Peach farted, looked at the knocked-out Yoshi and Peppy. He sighed to himself. "Hmmm...looks like I'll be havin' me some experiments..." Dr. Hoshi said to himself, as he smirked and carried off the two dinosaurs inside the building.
Later on, Master Hand reappeared in front of the scoreboard. "Ladies and Gentlenmen, after counting how many racers we have, we made a good effort into putting the stats. And you'll hopefully come to forgive us when we show you the stats." He then disappeared once more into a puff of white smoke.
Pikachu looked at Mario. "Why does he always do that?"
Mario shrugged. "Beats-a me-a." The red plumber replied to the yellow electrical rodent Pokemon, both of the veteran Smashers looking at the scoreboard.
"Hail to the kings, baby!" Yoshi taunted as he was getting down on one of the various tables at the McDonald's, with most of the racers cheering him on as a few others simply rolled their eyes. Dr. Hoshi, in particular, decided to go outside and tune up the Turbo Yoshi for the next race.
"Damn... maybe I haven't tried hard enough..." Shadow The Hedgehog grumbled as he folded his arms together, trying not to get too edgy about his placement.
"Hey hey! This is a load of horse crap!" Krusty The Klown exclaimed as he was disappointed to see that he got twenty points.
"Oh Fwoggy, we did it!" Big The Cat exclaimed as he chucked Froggy into the air, even though neither of them were seen much in the race since the grand prix had far too many fucking racers in it.
"I am very Falcon disappointed..." Captain Falcon grumbled as he folded his arms together in disappointment, trying to hold back from Falcon Punching someone.
"Can I just say that I'm surprised Birdo didn't win this?" Conker added as he was drinking, with several of the other characters mumbling in agreement.
Birdo shrugged as she adjusted her red bow. "Oh, I don't mind. I may like Yoshi, but I'm not a narcissist."
Also outside were Koopa and Paratroopa, who were both looking at the scoreboard. Hoping to have attained a good score, both of the turtles' happy expressions turned into angry and upset expressions as they saw themselves...in last place.
Koopa fumed angrily. "WHAT!? WE GOT LAST!?" He shook his fist at the scoreboard. "BULLSHIT! DAMN YOU, INACCURATE SCOREBOARD! FUCK YOU!" He screamed at the inanimate object.
Paratroopa stomped around, just as furious, upset, and angry as Koopa. "That's racism right there! We demand to know WHY we're last!"
Taj sweatdropped. "Umm...well, you see..." The hindu-speaking elephant said nervously, cautiously approaching the enraged Koopa and Paratroopa, "There were so many racers, we had to randomize the outcome..."
Koopa and Paratroopa narrowed their eyes angrily at Taj. "So you're telling us that we were picked LAST instead of somewhere better like 54th place or 47th?"
Taj nodded, still nervous. "Well...yeah..." He gulped, trembling in fear.
"GET HIM!" Koopa and Paratroopa angrily roared, grabbing billy clubs and started beating down poor Taj with them.
Both of the younger, baby versions of the famous Super Mario Brothers - Baby Mario and Baby Luigi - , who were watching Koopa and Paratroopa beat the crap out of Taj, both pointed and laughed heartily at the brutal scene, while everyone else just watched and urged the turtles to continue their beating.
And thus ended, the race of Yoshi Island.