Author's Note: Wheehawhaw! Threw you off at the last chap, did I? Now that we've gotten through 3 races, it's time for the coldest race to start...the Birdo Mountains! YAAAY! I hope you all like it!
Disclaimer: Yeah yeah yeah. We own nothing official and all characters and settings belong to their owners.
Author's Note: Just to let you know, the first part of these mountains are the Interior.
"You know what's an awesome name?" Birdo stated as she was talking with Amy Rose. "Horowrizt. It's pretty good for a teacher."
"Yeah! It sounds like it came out of a horror movie!" Amy giggled as she was munching on some marshmallows, with the two pink anthropomorphic animal girls heading outside to greet the other racers. "So, where are we gonna race?"
"I think it might be the Birdo Mountains. Master Hand and Taj mentioned something about wanting to have a snow racecourse covered." Birdo explained as she rolled her hands around.
Amy murmured as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head, having finished up her marshmallows. "Gee... I wonder if I'm gonna need my winter coat for this race..."
"Oh, it'll be fine the way you are, I can assure you." Birdo stated, with both her and Amy giggling as the pink hedgehog girl figured things would be fine, considering that Birdo and the others weren't wearing any clothes at all.
"Should we tell them who's the best character from Banjo-Kazooie, guys?" Yoshi asked.
Peppy Ankylosaurus shrugged. "Works with me."
"Yeah." Dr. Hoshi said, adjusting his glasses.
Daxter nodded, sipping some coffee. "Sure."
May squealed, holding her hands together as she lifted her right leg. "Okie!"
Yoshi sighed. "All right, then." He said, as he turned to the kids, as so did the others.
"So, who's the best? Yeah, we wanna know! C'mon, tell us! Where's the bathroom? Who is it?" The kids asked at the same time.
Yoshi looked at them, and answered. "Hmm...that would be Kazooie."
Peppy nodded in agreement. "It's clearly obvious. Kazooie's your gal."
Dr. Hoshi pondered a bit. "I'm quite sure it's either Kazooie or Gruntilda. It's one of them."
"All right, you no goodie two-shoes kids...IF THAT IS YOUR NAME! It is clearly Kazooie. I'm 100 percent sure." Daxter said.
"I'm so hungry, I could eat a Tauros!" May said, as her stomach growled.
Yoshi, Peppy, Dr. Hoshi, and Daxter rolled their eyes. The kids cheered as they left to buy Kazooie merchandise.
"You guys know how to treat me well." Kazooie remarked as she walked by the group, giving all of them a smile as she waved her right wing at them, with Yoshi and Peppy waving back as Daxter was doing some stretches while Dr. Hoshi was wondering when the race would start.
Kirby was having a very weird dream after eating so much. When he woke up, he was shocked to see that he was in a white area. "Wait, where the hell am I?" he says, as he looks around and finds Peter Griffin, from Family Guy, as the new Saint Peter, and he is in white robes. Kirby gasped. "Saint Peter Griffin! Oh my god! I'm dead! I'm in heaven!"
Saint Peter Griffin sighed in annoyance. "That you are. Now before I can let you in, we're going to have to review your past sins. Which is completely ripped off from a crummy fanfic like thus, only difference is that it probably doesn't exist anymore. Anyway, there was the time you killed that hobo in Magicant..." He started off.
"He looked at me funny." Kirby said, waving his hands.
Saint Peter said again, "You maimed about 456,180,758,093 Random Pedestrians while battling at Fourside..."
Kirby narrowed his eyes and shouted back, "Hey, if I didn't do it, someone else would have!"
"You put a hentai link on the posting board in Ankylosaurus Land..." Saint Peter angrily growled.
Kirby sweatdropped. "That was Shadow the Hedgehog, not me! Oh, wait, is it because I introduced him to the race?"
Saint Peter nodded. "Yep. And then there was that "radar and chicken soup" incident."
Kirby gulped. "I never did that! I only THOUGHT about doing it!"
Saint Peter rolled his eyes. "We can read minds. Alright, you know what? Screw it, you're not getting in. We're just gonna send you back, but with a catch," He said, as he sent Kirby back to Earth.
Kirby woke up, only to find a golden ring around his body. Kirby groaned. "Oh great, I got a frickin' ring around me. Now I'm stuck like this..."
Several minutes later, all of the racers are outside, and are ready to sped off. Master Hand and the Viewing Rocket start to take off, just in time to catch the leading racers. Master Hand announced, "All right, racers! The following stage is the stage of the frozen winter wonderland, the Birdo Mountains!"
"Ahhh... the Birdo Mountains..." Birdo stated as she placed her hands on her face. "These mountains are just as snowy as the ones in Vancouver! And Sochi!"
"What are those places?" Zirdo asked as she tilted her head to the right, blinking in confusion.
Birdo smiled as she patted Zirdo on the back, shaking her head as she opened up her eyes a bit more. "I'll tell you about it while we're racing."
"Oh. Okay!" Zirdo squeaked as she held her hands together.
Shelia and Bronto chuckled at the sight of Zirdo being cute, with Heppy smiling while Boshi rolled his eyes in disgust, finding it to be obnoxious.
"Hey Kirby, what's with the ring around ya?" Pikachu asked as he noticed Kirby struggling with the ring.
"Peter Griffin tortured me in my dream, so now I gotta stick with this." Kirby sighed as he closed his eyes. "Being me sucks."
"Literally." Roy joked as he laughed, with Pikachu and Marth rolling their eyes at Roy's pun.
"Yeah, whatever, that's nice. Anyway, shut up, get ready... get set... and... GO!" Master Hand exclaimed as he snapped his fingers, signalling the time to race.
With that said, all of the racers have sped out of the arena and entered the cold, high area known clearly as the Birdo Mountains.
(Cue crappy jolly icy parody theme; aka Walrus Cove from Diddy Kong Racing. Or much better, any of the theme from the Mario and Sonic Winter Olympics games. Or even better, Mount Wario from Mario Kart 8.)
Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi are the first in front at the moment. Dr. Hoshi looks back and sees Banjo/Kazooie behind them.
"Yoshi, we got trouble behind us!" Dr. Hoshi said to Yoshi.
Yoshi looked behind him and gulped. He quickly searched through any items, but could find nothing. "Uh...doc, I hope you can reach those item boxes and balloons in front of us," Yoshi says, "Because we can't find anything!"
As Banjo and Kazooien approached, Kazooie took out several eggs. "I'll shoot them, Banjo!" Shouts Kazooie, as she aims the grenade eggs at Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi. "We can slow them down that way!"
"But I cannot bring myself to shoot down our own new friends!" Banjo retorts, not wanting the Nintendos to lose to the Sega and Sony characters.
"This is a race and we just can't let the others win! The rule even said we can attack other racers! So just pipe down and let me do it!" Kazooie angrily shouts at Banjo.
Banjo sighs and lets Kazooie fire the grenade eggs. Yoshi sees it coming, and just in the luck of time, Dr. Hoshi takes out a protective shield, which prevents the eggs that exploded from doing any damages.
"All right, Dr. Hoshi! Way to go!" Yoshi happily shouts.
Dr. Hoshi smiles. "Thank you, Yoshi. Now let's win ourselves a race," He said, as he takes thw wheel and the car zooms ahead.
"Damn it! Thanks a lot, Banjo! He got away!" Kazooie angrilly shouts.
Banjo lowers his head. "I'm so sorry, Kazooie. I'll do better next time," He said, as the pair speds away to catch up with the leaders.
In 23rd-25th place, Pikachu/Marth/Roy/Lillian/Sheeda are right behind Sonic and Amy.
"Hey, look up who it is ahead!" Lillian said, pointing to the two hedgehogs.
"It's Sonic and Amy Rose!" Sheeda cries out.
"What should we do with them?" Lillian asks.
Marth ponders, and then he shouts, "That's it! Let's blast them off the road!"
"An excellent idea, Marth!" Sheeda said.
Lillian smiled. "I couldn't have said it better myself!"
"All right, Pikachu! Go give 'em two SEGA bozos a nice, powerful thunderbolt!" Roy cried.
Pikachu shook his head and yelled, "HERE WE GO! PI...KA...CHUU!" He fired a bright yellow at Sonic and Amy.
"Amy, block it!" Sonic cried.
Amy took out her Pico Pico Hammer and swinged the thunderbolt away, causing it to hit Pikachu/Marth/Roy/Lillian/Sheeda. "Take that, you Nintendo meanies!" Amy shouts at them, as she sticks her tounge.
"Good job, Amy!" Sonic cheered.
Amy blushed and kissed Sonic. "Tee hee! Thanks, Sonic!"
As Sonic and Amy speed towards to the front in order to keep 23rd place, Knuckles the Ecdhina and Rouge the Bat came across Pikachu/Marth/Roy/Lillian/Sheeda, who were down on the ground, moaning.
"What happened to them?" Knuckles asked.
Rouge shrugged and said, "I don't know. Let's just get back into the race."
Knuckles nodded, and the two mammals speed towards Sonic/Amy.
"Next time...get an insurance agent," Marth said while in pain.
"Owie..." Lillian moaned.
"I think I broke a nail," Sheeda said, looking at her now ruined nails.
"Get off of me," Pikachu muffled, as Marth was on top of him.
Roy tried to get up, but couldn't. "Damn it...I think I broke my leg," He groaned, as several other rcaers, including Kirby, passed by.
Conker is trying to catch up with the others. "Hmmm...I gotta use a rocket to get speed, so here I go!' He shouts, as he grabs a balloon, takes the rocket, and uses it to zoom ahead of the others.
Suddenly, Kirby, riding on his wheelie, TAC, comes up next to Conker. The pink puffball looks bigger than before and it seems that he has something in his mouth. Kirby waves to the squirrel to grab his attention, and then he spits out a large snowball into his face!
"Hehehehehe! Good thing I can swallow snowballs!" Kirby said, as he zoomed ahead.
"AHH!" Conker yells, as he gets hit by the snowball and crashes into the right side of the track and explodes.
KABOOM!
Master Hand was watching this from the screen provided by the Viewing Rocket, and he started to announce again. "So it seems that Kirby has taken the lead and Conker is destroyed! Surely no one can be in healthy condition after going through an explosion like that. Therefore, Conker is eliminated out of the race and recives the ranking of 100th place!"
Sephiroth and Cloud Strife are driving side to side, and they are hurling insults at each other.
"A loser like you will never win the race!"Cloud taunts.
"A villain like you surely won't!" Talks back Cloud, as he takes out a mushroom and zooms ahead. He shouts back at Sephiroth, "You even look like you wear lipstick!"
"And you haven't controlled your hair for like 300 million years!" Sephiroth retorts.
Cloud fumes, as he throws three bo-bombs at Sephiroth. "You take that back! What kind of a stupid sexy man hairstyle is THAT?" Cloud shouts. A big explosion takes place.
Sephiorth zooms out of the explosion cloud as he bumps into Cloud. "And that whilly hairstyle of yours is as bad too!" Sephiorth barks. CLoud angrily growls and pushes back.
As they throw insults at each other and push back and forth, they hear a cheerful but eerie music coming from behind. Hearing it gives them chills down their spine. They slowly turn their heads around and…
CRASH!
Barney the Dinosaur drives past them at a fast speed, making their cars spin in place for a long time.
"Lalalala! I love driving! I love driving!" sings Barney. His song is so terrible that all tof the racers behind him crash into the freezing cold snow!
Then a green shell hits Barney on the side of his head. "Hey! Who gave me the hit of love?"
Mario and Luigi drive up next to him.
"Take-a that-a, you insane dinosaur!" Mario shouts at Barney.
"Stop your crappy cacophony!" Luigi yells at Barney as well.
"Oh, so you love my charming song?" Barney asks the two plumbers.
"No!" Mario and Luigi shout.
Barney smiles. "I will sing you something even better!"
"ARE YOU DEAF?" Mario shouts.
"SHUT UP!" Luigi yells, as he stuffs a shell into his mouth to stop Barney from singing, and then the Mario Bros. drive off.
"You know what, Birdo?" Zirdo asked as she and Birdo were riding on the thick ice.
"What?" Birdo remarked, shooting some pink spotted eggs out of her snout at the giant skating Shy Guys in front.
"I don't think we've ever explored these mountains before." Zirdo remarked as she and Birdo went around the right bend, some snow falling behind them.
"What makes you say that?" Birdo asked as she and Zirdo went swerving on the weird track layout before them, spitting up paths as Birdo went down and Zirdo went up, with the two changing directions as the paths joined each other.
"Because I don't recognize these snowy trees." Zirdo commented as she pointed at the coniferous trees topped in snow that suddenly popped up from the white snow.
Birdo squinted her eyes, rubbing her chin as she slowly nodded her head. "Hmm... guess you're right. Things do change a bit around here."
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While the YS/DKR bosses were far ahead in 1st place, Mario/Luigi have claimed 2nd place and are currently in the lead, with Joey/Mai and Bowser/DK/Ganondorf/Mewtwo/Wario behind them.
"THOSE WERE ALL OF MY LINES!" Master Hand yelled at the screen.
I know. Anyway, Master Hand grumbles to himself and munches on that burger while the other viewers continue to watch Mario/Luigi. Joey/Mai were slowly catching up.
Mai pondered. "I wonder...how can two fat plumbers out race two skinny people like us?"
Mario cheered as his car sped faster. "Way to go Luigi! We're in the lead!"
Luigi noticed that Joey/Mai were right behind them. "Uh oh! Joey and Mai are coming up behind us!
Joey smiled. "Yeah! We're gaining on them!"
Luigi took out a few bananas. "I'll stop them!" He said to Mario, as he aims the banana peels and launches them at Joey/Mai, which cause them to slip a bit.
Bowser looked below to see the Mario brothers. He chuckled. "Aha! the Mario brothers will be a good target. Fire the bombs at them, Wario."
Wario nodded. "Right away, Bowser." He said, as he takes out a bomb. Wario looks at it. "I'm sorry it had to come this, Fran. I know. I know. We had some wild nights together, didn't we? The way you shine at me in the moonlight. The way you sparkle under the stars. You were one of the best bombs I've ever had."
Bowser slapped his forehead and yelled, "WARIO, THROW THE FRICKIN' BOMB ALREADY!"
Wario shrugged. "Oh well. There's always Rachel." he said, as he throws bomb at the Mario brothers' cars. Mario and Luigi sweerve to avoid their cars.
"TAKE THIS!" Luigi said, as he threw several mines behind him. But since Bowser's car can fly, the mines hit Joey/Mai instead, sending them into the snow.
"GAH!" Joey and Mai groaned, as Mario/Luigi resumed to take 2nd place with Bowser's group behind them.
Link looked up to see the Flying Krock above them. "That ship is bigger than the windmills here at Hyrule!" Link said in disbelief.
Anguirus nodded. "Maybe we better get out of its way," He said, as he, Godzilla and Link/Samus sped off.
Link noticed Team Rocket was in front of them. "Samus, try and slow down that car in front of us."
Samus nodded. "Very well." She said. She charges a blaster at Team Rocket's car, which sends them crashing into a nearby tree.
Samus cheers loudly as Link and Godzilla/Anguirus pass the crashed Team Rocket. "BULLS-EYE!"
"Now we just gotta get rid of these two stupid mammals," Godzilla said, pointing to Tails/Cream.
Tails gulped. "Uh...Cream..."
Cream looked at Tails with a worried look. "What is it, Tails..."
"INCOMING!" Cheese unknownly shouted as Godzilla fired a radioactive beam at them, which sent Taisl and Cream soaring into the air and landing into the very cold snow.
"Heh, nothing cools down a fiery passion more than snow," Godzilla said.
Anguirus nodded. "Yeah, especially radioactive breath."
Link shrugged. "I got no idea what you guys are talkin' about, but at least it took them out," Link said, as he smiled.
Samus nodded in agreement. "Yeah. We outta team up."
"A great idea, Samus," Link commented. Samus blushed.
Anguirus looked at Godzilla. "What do you think about it, Godzilla?" Anguirus asked.
Godzilla pondered, and then with the idea that Link and Samus had, he smiled. He turned to Anguirus and said, "Anguirus, I think the team-up is a great idea!"
"Aw right!' Anguirus cheered.
Godzilla looked at both Link and Samus. "We'll be happy to team up with ya for this race."
"Yes!" Samus cheered as she threw her fist into the air in victory.
Link chuckled. "Great! Let's go win ourselves a race," He said, as the new pair up zoomed ahead of the others behind them.
Master Hand looked at the screen, and saw that Koopa and Paratroopa were steadly behind Captain Falcon. "It seems that Koopa/Paratroopa will try to get past Captain Falcon, who is currentely in the lead of the middle of the pack, or more specifically, 15th-19th place.
Captain Falcon smiled. "I'm gonna win!"
Koopa scoffed. "Not on your life," He said, as he tok out a jar of oil and handed it to Paratroopa.
Goombella smiled. "I'll handle the steering!" She said, as she took a mushroom and the car sped ahead of Captain Falcon. Paratroopa used this as an advantage and spilled the jar of oil onto the ground, slipping Captain Falcon's car.
Captain Falcon screamed as he slipped onto the snow near by. "Who spilled oil in front of me?
"Heh heh! Take that!" Paratroopa taunted, as they sped ahead.
Master Hand announced, "Koopa and Paratroopa managed to cause Captain Falcon to crash, so they take the lead."
May/Misty/Max were right behind Banjo/Kazooie and Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi. They just made it in time to see the two other racers go head to head.
"Hey! Isn't that Banjo, Kazooie, Yoshi, and Dr. Hoshi?" May said to her friends.
Misty nodded. "Yeah, it sure looks like it. And they could use some help."
May frowned. "But...we don't got any items to use against-"
"Hello? Aren't you forgetin' about me?" Max said, taking out a flamethrower and spewing flames at the two upcoming racers.
"Yeouch! Hot hot HOT!" Banjo said, dancing around in his car to get the flames out. Kazooie took out a bucket of water and splashed t all over her, banjo, and the car.
Dr. Hoshi did the same thing for himself and Yoshi.
"Phew. Thank God for that. Thanks, Kazooie," Banjo thanked.
Kazooie nodded. "No prob, Banjo. Now..." She looked at the car buttons. "I hope you got rid of that explosion button."
Banjo gulped. "Yu-oh. I completely forgot about that button. And one of these buttons might activate it..."
Yoshi's eyes widened. "Wait a minute...ya mean to tell me that you placed an explosion button on YOUR car?"
Banjo nodded and added, "Yeah, but the real trouble is that if one of these buttons activates it, everyone nearby this car will be sen into the air after the big boom."
"That can't be good..." May said, worried.
Dr. Hoshi sighed. "Hey Banjo," Dr. Hoshi said, as Yoshi moved his car closer to Banjo's car. "Maybe we can help get rid of that button for ya?"
"Do ya really think you guys can do it?" Kazooie asked.
May steered her car to Banjo's other side. "Yeah. Maybe we can race together, like in the first race," May said.
"It could really help out our advantages," Misty added.
Max was now helping Dr. Hoshi and Kazooie look for the button. "Yeah, and if we toss that button outta here, we can go through this snowy race track scott free," Max said.
Banjo smiled. "Well, in that case, let's team up!"
"All right!" May cheered.
Yoshi chuckled. "Okay, then. Let's win a race!" He said, as he, along with Dr. Hoshi, Banjo/Kazooie and May/Max/Misty, sped off to catch up with the current leaders.
Sonic jetted along in the "cyclone", using a combination of mushroom power and his own two feet with super sonic speed. He was quickly closing in on Shadow.
Amy looked at Sonic curiously. "Do you think we can actually get to Shadow, Sonic-kun?"
Sonic smiled and gave Amy a thumbs-up. "Devinitely. After all, I'm the fastest hedgehog to exist. I can easily top over Shadow. Now hang on!"
"Okay, Sonic-kun!" Amy said, as she went inside the Cyclone and hnaged onto a nearby pole.
Shadow meanwhile as using Chaos Spear to pass some of the anime racers. He was having quite a winning streak.
The next thing Shadow knew, however, was that Sonic was right beside him. "Huh? Faker?" Shadow said in disbelief.
"I'll show you who's the faker!" Sonic jeered, before launching a banana peel underneath, sending Shadow spiraling back.
Shadow slammed onto the breaks to regain control before he resumed course and tried to catch up to Sonic. "DAMN! Get back here!" He started firing Koopa shells.
Sonic started dodging back and forth, trying to avoid as many shells as he could.
Suddenly, the Roadrunner came running through and pushed both Sonic and Shadow off the road, leaving them in the soapy puddles.
"Beep-beep!" The Roadrunner shouted as he blew a rasberry at both Sonic, Shadow, AND Amy, who was knocked out of the inside of the cyclone.
In a metter of a few minutes, and with a few other rcaers passing, both Sonic/Amy and Shadow managed to fix their cars to catch up back in the race.
Shadow chuckled as he brought out a chaos emerald. "Time to blast to the future...of this race that is. CHAOS CONTROL!" He blasted away, zooming past enemy with chaos power.
Sonic narrowed his eyes at Shadow's retreating form. "Two can play at THAT game." He took out his own chaos emerald, and activated its power. "CHAOS CONTROL!" He blast ahead with the same chaos power that Shadow used, almost knocking some of the other racers.
"C'mon! Let's show this guy no mercy!" Abe shouted.
Homer smiled. "You got it, dad!" Homer said, as he tossed up a mushroom, which got his car back in gear as they sped towards Sonic/Amy. Once they got back to the side of the Cyclone, Homer loaded up a bob-omb of his own.
Amy and Sonic both noticed Homer Simpson. The were confused.
"Huh? How'd they get here?" Amy said in disbelief.
Sonic shrugged. "I don't know, but we-"
"See you in Hell, hedgehogs!" Homer interrupted, as he threw the bo-bomb inside the clyclone, blowing it up. Both Sonic and Amy went into the sky and came crashing down as Homer and Abe proceeded to 26th place.
Shadow, meanwhile, has screwed up with his chaos control, for he managed to get stuck in a tree
Master Hand looked at the screen again to see how the racers were doing. "All right, the YS/DKR bosses are far up in the lead, with Mario/Luigi and Bowser's gnag behind them. Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, May/Misty/Max, and Banjo/Kazooie have teamed up and are steadly going at a normal pace to catch up with the leaders. Oh wait, it seems as if Scott/Erika, Yami Yugi/Mewlon, Seto/Mokuba, Blackmage Jr., Yugi/Tea, and Joey/Mai are gaining on the follow-ups," Master Hand announced.
"I see 'em!" Yoshi shouted. Suddenly, his car was hit by several green Koopa shells. "Yeouch!" Yoshi shouted.
"Hey, what in the hell gives?" Dr. Hoshi angrily mutters. He turns around to see the mentioned racers behind him.
Kazooie gulped. "Uh...Banjo...look..."
Banjo turned around to see Yami Yugi/Mewlon, Blackmage Jr., Scott/Erika, and Joey/Mai. "Oh man...now I wish that I HAVEN'T invented that explosion button..."
"Speaking of which, have you got rid of it?" May asked Max.
Max groaned. "I'm still tryin' to get it out, May. It's not all that easy."
May placed her hands on her hips. "Well you can do a better job than that!"
Mokuba looked at Seto. "We have to catch up, big bro," Mokuba said.
Seto growled, but then he came up with an idea. "I have an idea!" Seto shouted, as he then takes out a phone and dials a number.
Mario takes out his cellphone, and it rings violentely. "My cell phone is ringing!" Mario then answers it. "Hello? An emergency? Right away!"
"What is it, Mario?" Luigi asked. Mario told Luigi about the cellphone call.
"We have to fix this problem quick!" Mario said.
"Right!" Luigi added. He noticed that Master Hand was above him, and he shouted to him, "Sorry, Master Hand, but we have to go to a place called Domino City and check out the plumbing from a store called the Kame Store!"
With that, both Mario and Luigi drive off into a nearby warp portal in the snow. After the plumbers go into the warp, the portal disappears.
Master Hand sighed. "Oh great. Now we're missing TWO racers."
Seto chuckled. "Hee hee, never fails to call those unfortunate workers."
"Aw right, bro! You sure showed them!" Mokuba cheered.
Unfortunately for Seto/Mokuba, both Joey AND Mai caught wind of Seto's trick, and they weren't TOO happy about it.
Joey shook his fist in the air and growled. "Kaiba...that cheater!"
"I think it's time that we taught him a lesson," Mai said, as she uploaded a bunch of bo-bombs.
Yoshi then thought of something and looked up at Master Hand. "Hey Master Hand," Yoshi said, "I thought that you couldn't use items from the Mushroom KIngdom."
"Actually, Yoshi..." Master Hand mused, "You can. And you don't have to worry. Everyone can bring in their own weapons."
Yoshi shook his head in understandment. "Your own items, eh? well...in that case..." Yoshi said, as he took out a couple of eggs. He looked at both Blackmage Jr. and Scott/Erika.
"Hey, what's Yoshi doing." Blackmage Jr said.
Scott noticed this, and his eyes widened. "OH shit..."
"Yoshi's gonna blast us! AHHHH!" Erika screamed.
Yoshi gulped. "Sorry guys, but here goes nothin'!" Yoshi apoligized, as he threw the eggs at the pair-up, and sent Blackmage Jr. and Scott/Erika into the freezing snow.
"Scott/Erika and Blackmage Jr. have been knocked out of the race! They'll rejoin the racers in the next one," Master Hand announced.
Blackmage Jr. growled. "Damn it, we were so close."
Scott mumbled. "Mother...that good for nothing..."
Erika started to sob. "Waah! We got knocked out of the race!" Erika cried.
Yoshi sighed, and turned back to steering his car. Seto/Mokuba took 2nd place, since the Mario brothers were out of the race.
"Do you think we got a good chance at winning?" Kazooie asked Dr. Hoshi, as she adjusted Banjo's car engine.
Dr. Hoshi shook his head. "Well, I'll tell you this. If we manage to get pass the YS/DKR bosses and knock both Seto and Mokuba out of the race, we'll have a good chance of winning."
"Yeah, but I hope it won't be too late for that," Max said, looking at his PokeNav, "Cause according to my PokeNav, we only have to go through 3 more areas to complete this race trek. And then it's off to the Lethal Lava Volcanoes."
May shuddered a bit. "Leathle Lava Volcano? Sounds scary..."
"Of course it is, you dingbat. It's suppose to be like that," Misty pointed out.
Yoshi took out another egg and threw it at SetoMokuba. It miserably missed. "Dang it, I gotta find another way to get a good counterattack," Yoshi said.
Shadow managed to get out of the tree and sped back onto the track. He was in 12th place, with Sonic/Amy, Rocky/Twilight, and Gin/Megaman/Protoman in front of them.
"Damn it... How can I pick these guys off?" Shadow said tom himself, as he used Chaos Spear to catch up with Sonic/Amy.
Sonic and Amy meanwhile, were once again, blasting through with Chaos Control, blasting their way to the front, but trying to get Shadow off their tail.
Bart Simpson was trying to grind off of cars, but wasn't having much luck. "Damn, I gotta find myself somewhere to grind," Bart said. He noticed James Bond's tank.
"Aha! The perfect decoy!" Bart said, as he skatboarded side by side with james Bond.
James Bond himsefl as already taking out mines for the other racers behind him. "Let's see if these racers can handle the one and only James Bond," He said, as he threw the mines behind him, which led several crashes among the racers behind.
Bart saw this, and he gulped. "Ay curamba! I better stay away from those mines..." Bart muttered to himself.
"FILTH!" Oscar the Grouch yelled, as he threw filth at Knuckles and Rogue, as well as Blaze the Cat.
"YECCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!" Rouge griped as she dodged the fifth. "Knuckles! Koopa shell!"
"Whoa!" Blaze said, as she used her psychic powers to remove the filth.
Knuckles handed two shells to Rouge, and watched her fire them at Oscar.
Oscar the Grouch easily avoided the Koopa shell and threw several fireballs at Knuckles/Rouge, sending them into the snow.
"Got any bright ideas?" Knuckles said to Rouge.
Rouge sighed and shook her head. "Sorry, Knuxie. Not a thought."
"Damn, that retarded muppet is too powerful," Blaze thought to herself. She then crashed into an iceberg.
"HA-HA! You suck!" Oscar taunted, as he laughed and sped away.
In Domingo City, at the Game Shop, Grandpa Moto is cleaning the house while Yugi and Tea are out racing. "Do de doo, cleaning the house!" He sang to himself.
Mario and Lugi suddenly arrive at the scene. "We're here for your toilet trouble!"
Grandpa Moto looked at them strangely. "What? But I don't HAVE that trouble."
Mario looked at Grandpa Moto suspiciously. "Aren't you...Shigoroku? Yugi Moto's grandfather?"
Grandpa Moto nodded. "Why yes, of course...but my cell phone in's that number, that's Seto Kaiba's."
Mario and Luigi stared at Grandpa Moto in disbelief. They have been had by Seto Kaiba.
"Oh...that good for nothing son of a bitch..." Luigi growled.
Mario angrily clenched his fist. "When we get-a back at the race-a track, we're-a gonna make Seto Kaiba's ride a living-a hell!"
With that and a confused Grandpa Moto, the Mario Brothers angrily leave and hop into the nearby warp portal, that disappears afterwards.
Tiny
Sonic, meanwhile, was quickly rocketing to front of the race, after a few mushroom pick me ups from Amy, passing the other racers. "Almost there..." He could see Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, May/Misty/Max, Yami Yugi/Mewlon, and Banjo-Kazooie, who were all right behind Seto/Mokuba.
"You're ready to do it, Sonic?" Amy remarked as she handed Sonic one of the mushrooms, of which was the super speedy Golden Mushroom.
Sonic smiled, nodding his head as he took the Golden Mushroom, chucking it into the engine as he patted Amy on the head. "You know it, Ames! Hold on tight!"
Amy giggled as she held her hands together. "Oh Sonic, you're so cool and collected, even when you're racing in cars...!"
Sonic, enjoying Amy's typical compliments, then pushed a button on his dashboard and the floor opened up near his feet, smirking as he glanced down. "Well, old sayings never die. Eat your heart out, Fred Flintstone." He put his feet through and started to run on the road. His super speed gave his car a HUGE boost.
"Would you stop calling me out on that already!?" A very grumpy Fred Flintstone exclaimed as he was trying to enjoy his Budrock beer, but failing, hearing himself get referenced by the racers often, mostly Sonic.
"It's all right, Fred. It looks like that nasty little pincushion is gonna have some company pretty soon." Barney Rubble reassured him as he began laughing, eating a Bronto Burger.
Indeed, back on the snowy racecourse, right at that moment, Yugi/Tea took out several mushrooms and threw bob-ombs into Sonic's car, which made it explode. As Sonic and Amy fell, Yugi and Tea smiled.
"Nice job, Yugi!" Tea complimented, as she kissed Yugi on the cheek.
Yugi blushed, to Tea's comment AND her kiss. "Thanks, Tea..." He said, as they zoomed ahead to catch up with the forerunners.
When Sonic opened his eyes, he could see nothing but white. "Am... Am I dead?" He asked himself, feeling chilly due to his back being on the frosty snow.
But then he could feel a weight on his face, and could see little pictures of himself. Amy's panties were in his face. "Uh...nice panties Amy..." Sonic said from underneath her.
"EEK!" Amy leapt up, hearing Sonic's comment. Amy blushed madly. "Sonic! Oh, not again!" She tried in vain to cover herself, accidentally releasing a brassy, deep pitched fart on Sonic's face, who wasn't that much bothered by it, shockingly enough, likely due to the fact that the gas blast, combined with Amy's weight, helped warm up the hedgehog in the freezing snow that he was lying on.
Shadow, meanwhile, was using the same technique that Sonic was trying before his car blew up, and sped right past Sonic and Amy. "Damn, do I feel the need... the need for speed!" Shadow quoted from Top Gun, as he tossed up a mushroom, giving him a burst of speed, sending him rocketing away and ending up right next to Yami Yugi/Mewlon.
"Take this, suckahs!" Shadow cackled, as he rammed into Yami Yugi/Mewlon and sent the pair into the frosted lake. The car fell through the ice, and both Yami Yugi and Mewlon were trapped in ice.
Shadow smirked, and then he turned to the others. "Only four more to go..." Shadow said to himself, as he took out another mushroom and used it to reach May/Misty/Max.
May looked behind her to see Shadow. "Eek! Yoshi, turn around quick!"
Yoshi noticed Shadow, and he smirked as he took out a couple of green dotted Yoshi eggs. "I'll take care of him fast..." Yoshi said, as he threw the eggs at Shadow, all of them missing. "D'oh I Missed!"
"Way to go, dumbass." Dr. Hoshi sarcastically congratulated as he was driving the steering wheel, having seen Yoshi's failed attempt to hit Shadow.
Shadow noticed this and swerved his car, avoiding the eggs. "PHEW! That was TOO close..." Shadow mumbled to himself. He moved next to Yoshi and gave the car a big ram.
Yoshi nearly fell out as he looked at an angry Shadow. "Ow! Hey, what's with you, Shadow?" Yoshi shouted angrily.
Shadow growled, and then he yelled, "I should ask YOU that, since YOU attacked me!"
"He's got a good point." Dr. Hoshi stated, causing Shadow to smile in response. "He was just defending himself against you."
"Shut up, doc." Yoshi groaned as he then hung his head down. "Sorry, Shadow, but this IS a race to see who's the best, and I've already teamed up..."
"At least you're being honest about it." Banjo stated as he approached Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi and Shadow.
"Like being honest works in a race." Kazooie remarked as she munched on some bird seed.
After hearing the bear and birds' two cents, Shadow narrowed his eyes at Yoshi's comment, the black hedgehog turning his focus back to the dinosaurs. "Oh, so that's what you think, eh? Well, if that's the case..." Shadow then rammed Yoshi's car again, nearly not knocking only Yoshi out, but Dr. Hoshi/Kazooie/Max, May/Misty, and Banjo down.
"AHH! WHOA! GREAT SCOTT! AAIEE! OH NO! YIPES! OW!" They all yelled in pain and shock at several times.
Shadow smirked and sped ahead. "This is the ultimate power! See ya, suckahs!" Shadow taunted, as he laughed deviously and sped towards Seto/Mokuba.
Master Hand was just watching the screen, and when he's about to announce, three racers appear.
"Hiya! I'm Nevis, remember? I brought my friends with me!" Nevis said.
Fat Mario, being the CD-I Mario from Hotel Mario, bowed down, holding a bag of bread in his hands. "Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Master Hand. Those guys from Hyrule kept makin' fun of me, so I'm gonna show off at them by racing. Because you know what they say, all toastahs toast toast!"
"...right." Master Hand remarked as he kept moving his fingertips. "...Where's your brother, Gay Luigi?"
"Oh, he's over there. Or as he would put it, OVA DERE." Fat Mario stated as he pointed behind him, with Gay Luigi persuading several Koopa Troopas to give him lotsa spaghetti.
"...So I see." Master Hand remarked as he kept floating in the air, coughing. "This isn't a deliberate attempt to erase something completely irrelevant from the past that was related to real life events..."
Everyone looked at Master Hand oddly as parts of the racing action in the Birdo Mountains were shown.
"What? I'm just pointing out the obvious!" Master Hand exclaimed as he moved his fingertips.
"I wouldn't miss this race for the world," Tracey said, who was with the 3 Pokemon professors, Richy, Delia, Casey, and Brock.
Brock gave a thumbs up. "It seems that we've made it here just in time."
"Yeah, and where's my husband?" Kiki asked.
Brock made a face. "You're husband?"
Kiki nodded. "Yeah, Yoshi. He was suppose to look after Xoshi. But I can't find him anywhere..."
"I like big butts and I cannot lie. You otha bruddahs can't deny!" Xoshi rapped. Flare rolled her eyes.
Master hand sighed and said, "Well, Kiki, your husband is way in front, between 1st and 7th places. I suggest that you start to head off, 'cause you're now in 100th place, which is considered the last place."
Kiki nodded. "Okay, thanks for ya help!" She said, as she, her group, and the two pother group of racers sped ahead.
Master Hand sighed. "All right, how many was that? like, 110? Damn, I gotta keep track. Anyway..." He turned to the screen and announced, "Those were the last entries, so people who want to join in won't be able to participate in this grand prix. It now has over 100 racers, and we don't need more. Now back to the race." He then quickly teleported himself to a dark place free of space and time, muttering to himself, "Not like anyone notices or cares... these guys will likely be dropped off entirely, or killed during the race. I can hope for the former, for obvious reasons..."
"And you're telling us this, because?" Arceus grunted, trying to have a game of chess with Giratina, who was in his Origin form as Master Hand sighed, snapping his fingers as he returned to the real world, to see if any progress in the race was made.
"Quick! We gotta beat both Seto/Mokuba AND Shadow now!" Kazooie said, as she randomly took out a few eggs and arranged them.
Banjo sighed. "Yeah, but what use will it be, Kazooie? We still got that explosion button, and we can't get rid of it or anything, but-"
"Problem solved," Dr. Hoshi said, holding the explosion button. "It took a while, but we manage to do it."
"Yeah, and just in the luck of time too," Max chirped, looking at his PokeNav. "Because according to my PokeNav, we are arriving at the hardest part of this stage; the Icy Caverns."
Yoshi groaned. "Oh God, anything BUT the Icy Cavern. I mean, the snow and cold weather is one thing, but we don't need colder caverns AND ice to ruin it."
"C'mon, Yoshi," May chirped, "We can go through this. We went through harder things, and this will be a piece of cake."
Yoshi sighed. "All right, then, if it'll get us to the lead."
And so, after that sentence, the team zoomed into the cold Icy Caverns, which is considered to be the most dangerous part of the Birdo Mountains...
Waluigi was steering while Stanley and Toad foxed the car engines. Daisy and Toadette continued to throw items, until they felt ahookshot. Waluigi looked over to see Espio's group. "HEY! What the hell do ya think you're doin'?"
"Lead us out of here!" Espio shouts..
"No way! Do it yourself!" Waluigi shouts back, as he tries to pull off the hook, but it won't come off, so he pulls out a saw and tries to cut it, but still no use. Espio chuckles.
"It's useless," Vector added, as he threw a Koopa shell behind him. "There is no way you can cut through the hardness of this chain!"
"Grrrrr!" Waluigi growls angrily.
"Leave them alone," Daisy tells her boyfriend, glaring up at the sky before resuming her talk with Waluigi. "He's not my boyfriend! Cut that out! ...Anyway, Wally, this isn't a big problem."
"Yeah," Toadette added, munching on some vanilla donuts, "They are still behind us, so we will reach the finish line first anyway."
Waluigi thought about it, and then he smiled. "Now that you said it, you're right! Even if these guys are following us, they cannot get pass us in that fashion!"
"Oh yeah?" Charmy annoyingly asks.
"Oh yeah!" Waluigi barks back.
"Oh yeah?" Charmy replied as he stuck his tongue out.
"OH YEAH!" The Kool Aid Guy exclaimed as he popped up in front of Charmy, scaring the crap out of the little bee as everyone else rolled their eyes, with the Kool Aid Man falling into the snow on the course.
Darth Fade-R chuckles. "We'll see about that later."
Waluigi falls down on his back. He gets back up and shouts, "You idiot! You should reply, 'Oh yeah?' instead! You just broke the fad!"
"Fad, smad," Darth Fade-R said to Waluigi. Waluigi sighed and turned back to steering.
As the trio entered inside the Icy Caverns, Dr. Hoshi, Kazooie, and Max were playing goldfish in Yoshi's car, while Yoshi and Banjo were playing Battleship. May and Misty were chatting about celeberty boys.
Banjo groaned, slapping his right hand on his forehead. "Damn it, not again. Yoshi, I'm tired of playin' Battleship."
Yoshi frowned at Banjo's response. "What for?" Yoshi asked.
Banjo glared at Yoshi, folding his arms. "Cause I think you're cheating."
Yoshi sweatdropped, and he said, rubbing the back of his neck with his left hand, "Uh... no I'm not. It's just... that..." Feeling defeated, he shrugged in response. "D'oh, dah well. What do ya wanna do now?"
"How 'bout we see who can spot the most icicles?" Banjo suggested.
Yoshi smiled smuggly. "You're on, hairy!" Yoshi shouted, as Banjo and Yoshi started to count the icicles that they saw.
Dr. Hoshi was on a winning streak. Kazooie and Max weren't doing so bad, either; in fact the only problem Max had was that he was hungry.
"I got an ace," Dr. Hoshi said, showing his cards to Kazooie.
Kazooie cursed. 'Damn it! How come you keep winnin' and I get nothin'?"
"Maybe because you have a horrible deck?" Dr. Hoshi teased, as he chuckled. Kazooie rolled her eyes.
"I'm kinda hungry myself," Max said, as his stomach growled.
May smiled. "Well, at least I'm not the only one who doesn't think of food."
Max blushed, but then he remembered that May was here, and he glanced at her. "Shut up, May."
"Mey, don't talk to my home girl like that," Misty barked at Max.
Max threw a raspberry at Misty. "Heh, make me!" He taunted. Misty growled. May just shook her head and sighed.
"C'mon! Dude, it's your turn," Kazooie impatiently said to Max.
Max turned back. "Sorry," He said, as he looked at his deck and asked, "Anyone got 8s?"
While Max/Kazooie/Dr. Hoshi continued to play Gold Fish, Banjo noticed a small, black-and-blue figure on the road. "Who's that?" Banjo asked.
Dr. Hoshi turned around and winced. It was a few minutes before he noticed who the figure was. "That's Meta Knight!" Dr. Hoshi shouted.
Yoshi scratched his head. "Meta Knight? Here?" He murmured as he folded his arms. "Something about this predicament is too familiar..."
"You got that right." Meta Knight replied to Yoshi, shocking the green Yoshisaurus.
"Hey, what's he doin'?" Misty asked, pointing to Meta Knight's plan of action.
Suddenly, without muttering another word for the rest of the chapter, Meta Knight whistled, and 2000 of Meta Knight's flunkies appeared. Meta Knight pointed his sword in the air, and then he then jumped into the darkness.
Yoshi had a strange look on his face. "That's it? He's gonna send some flunkies on us?" Yoshi blurted out. "It's the same tactic that Shadow pulled on us back in the Sauropod Forest, except even lamer! He didn't even have a witty quip!"
Misty groaned as she took out two of her Pokeballs. "And I was going to fight him too. He's nothin' but a chicken."
"Chicken!" Max shouted, as he blurted in laughter.
Kazooie laughed and imitated, "Bawk bawk! Cluck, bawk! Cluck cluck cluck bawk! Bawk bawk, cluck!" Suddenly, Kazooie gasped because she realized something. "Wait a minute!"
"What's wrong, Kazooie?" May asked.
"I'm insulting my cousins!" Kazooie shouted.
"Moron," Dr. Hoshi muttered to himself as he rolled his eyes.
The flunkies then took out weapons. "PREPARE YOURSELVES!" They all shouted.
Yoshi glared at them and started throwing eggs. Dr. Hoshi used magic spells instead, which helped a lot, since the flunkies used icicles are shields. May and Misty threw out their Pokemon to aid, but not before they too had become part of the fight. May was punching the flunkies and using her butt to knock them out. Misty was kicking and slapping the flunkies.
Banjo used his backpack as a weapon and started to ram the flunkies with them. Kazooie shoot several of her eggs at the flunkies, which sent several bodies through the icy caverns. Max threw several mines at the flunkies, and the mines caused several explosions that the entrance to the Icy Caverns were knocked down, and the other racers were forced to find another way.
"There's too many of them!" May said, as she used her butt again to knock out some flunkies.
Yoshi gasped. "I know, but this is the only way to fight them off!"
"Yeah! And besides, it's our only chance to reaching the leaders!" Dr. Hoshi said, firing a fireball at two flunkies.
Kazooie was gasping for breath, hoping that the flunkies wouldn't attack any more. "How much linger until we get out of here?" She asked Max.
Max looked at his PokeNav. "We just have to go through the last few intersections, and we'll be outta here."
"Thank God..." Misty said, as she watched her Psyduck get knocked out easily. The flunkies then huddled, and they all attacked the trio of racers at the same time.
"AHHH!" The racers cried, as their echoes could be heard throughout the entire cavern.