Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: UGH. That's all that needs to be said.
Author's Note: Sweet, 120 reviews! Now THIS is more like it! his took me 2 days to complete, cause I was thinking of what ideas to use, so I hope this race inspires ya! Oh yeah, and BIG reviews next time, not sucky short ones. And I apoligize if this chap was a tad short, but this is to save for the BIG stuff that's comin' in the next chap. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Yeah yeah. We own nothing official and all fan-made characters belong to their onwers. GROAN. (leaves)
Yoshi: We need a miracle to keep this sack of crap alive.
Peppy: Aw yeah! 120 reviews! Now that's what I'm talkin' bout!
Dr. Hoshi ...Peppy, what the hell are you doing?
Peppy: Uh... (hides maracas) Nothin'.
Sonic: Yeah right.
Disclaimer: Can we get the story going already?
Everyone else: Whatever.
Disclaimer: ...Good. Anyway, you heard Yoshizilla say it himself. Just ignore me, the Disclaimer, and read the chapter.
Reporter: Um, what happened to your brothers, Dis and Claimer?
Disclaimer: Yoshizilla cancelled those two idiot brothers of mine a LOOOOOOONG time ago.
"Doc," Yoshi asked as he, Dr. Hoshi, and the others were racing through the icy cavern, fighting the various flunkies.
"What, Yoshi?" Dr. Hoshi sighed as he was getting a bit tired of Yoshi's frequent questions. "We were just talking in the author's note. What more do you have to say to me?"
"Most people aren't gonna look at this, are they?" Yoshi stated as he turned to Dr. Hoshi.
Taking a moment to think, the purple Yoshi like dinosaur just shook his head. "No, Yosh, no they aren't."
"That's a shame." Arceus stated as he was watching the entire race from his personal space in a different dimension, being able to see anything and everything as he could feel time disorienting itself.
The following former real life people that were authors will be represented by the Mii Fighters.
"I really don't think this is a good idea..." Xiao-Darkcloud said to RoyalFanatic, as she took out a protective shield and placed it on the car. "This idea Nevis has sounds like it would fail..."
"Hey Xiao, this will work! It always work when I'm around..." RoyalFanatic said, as she chuckled evilly.
Caliban oddly looked at Yugiohfreak, and then went next to Turquoise Moonlight for protection. "Uh...that RoyalFanatic girl over there is creeping me out..." Caliban whispered.
Turquoise sighed. "Don't worry about it, Caliban." The SSBM/Sonic-obsessed girl said to Caliban. "When RoyalFanatic's like this, she's hard to stop."
"Oh, stow it, Turquoise!" RoyalFanatic protested. "I don't see you coming up with any bright ideas!"
"At least my ideas are safe..." Turquoise retorted.
"Will you guys stop it? I'm tryin' to see who's in front of us," Nevis said, looking at the odd map she has found in a treasure chest.
At this point, the group of authors had a flashback, right when they were entering the race.
FLASHBACK
"I really want to compete in this huge, you know?" RoyalFanatic said to her friends.
"Yeah, but they won't let us in, RoyalFanatic." Caliban pointed out.
"So now what?" Xiao-Darkcloud asked, looking around.
"Well, if I may finally speak in the story, how about we let Nevis handle the plan?" Cameraman suggested.
RoyalFanatic glared at the Cameraman. "NEVIS? Feh! Nevis can't even think for-"
At this point, Nevis spoke. "Well, Ihave a plan of my own. In fact, one that took only 10 seconds for me to think up."
"Gee, who would've guessed..." Turquoise scowled at Nevis.
"So, what's this genius plan you've thought of, huh?" Caliban asked Nevis
Nevis coughed a bit, and then she started, "Well, it's..."
END FLASHBACK
"Yeesh, you could have thought of something better, but you couldn't, huh?" Caliban said to Nevis.
Nevis growled. "Shut up! We gotta get to the lead if we want to win! About 10 racers were already eliminated just for this race, and there's still a hundred more!"
"Well, I'd like to see YOU come up with a great big idea!" RoyalFanatic teased.
Nevis sighed. "Oh, all right. It's lie this..." She started again. All of the other feminine authors, including the non-author male Cameraman, huddld to hear Nevis's great plan.
Ness is throwing several mines behind him at the other racers. The boosters attached to the engine of Popo's car emits a powerful flame that makes the car travel really fast.
"Wow! It's as fast as a motorcycle!" Ness exclaimed.
Popo smirked. "Well, what did ya expect? Thanks to Mr. Game-And-Watch, we got the best car there was!"
Ness looked at Mr. Game-And-Watch. 'Really? Where did you get it?"
Before Mr. Game-And-Watch could speak, Team Rocket came next to them.
"Haha! Look at your measly car, vrats!" Jessie laughs.
James chuckled. "What can it do?"
Ness rolled his eyes. "Can't you see that it travels faster than ordinary cars?"
Popo added, "Yeah, and THIS one happens to drive well in snow as well as ice!"
"So? Can it do anything cooler than THAT?" Meowth taunted.
"We will crush you!" Jessie and James shouted at the same time, as Meowth steers the Rocket mobile towards Popo's car.
"HEY!" Nana screamed, "What are you doin'?"
"Hehehehe...so this thing can do great in the snow, huh?" Meowth asked, as he rammed the Team Rocket car into Popo's car. Mewth plans to push Popo's group off the track.
"Hey! Cut that out! Get away from us!" Ness shouted angrily at the cat-like Pokemon.
Meowth smirked. "You're finished! HAHAHAHA!"
"I'm not! PK Flash!" Ness shouted, as he snaps his fingers and a bright flash engulfs the scene, blinding Team Rocket.
"AHHHH! I CAN'T SEE! STOP THE CAR!" Jessie, James, and Meowth shout at several times, as they crash into the snow.
Fortunately for Popo and his friends, they are able to stay on the snowy track.
"Phew… Got rid of them crooks." Ness said, as he sighed reliefed.
Popo gasped, and then went back to steering. "Thank God...I thought that we were done for..."
Ness turned to Mr. Game-And-Watch. "So, what were you gonna say again, Mr. Game-And-Watch?"
Haru Glory is trying to catch up with the others. Suddenly, Marth/Roy/Lillian/Sheena/Pikachu, riding on their new convertable, come up next to him.
"Uh...is there any problem?" Haru asks.
Pikachu only smirks. "Nope. Just wanted to give you...THIS!"
Pikachu then starts to charge up electricity, and then realeases it upon Haru Glory, sending the guy crashing into the ice wall in front of him
KABOOM!
PIkachu give Marth and Roy high fives while Lillian and Sheena hug each other, and then the group zoom off.
"So it seems that Haru Glory is eliminated!" Master Hand announced, who saw everything from the big screen in front of him. "Surely no one can be in healthy condition after going through an explosion like that. Therefore, Haru Glory is out of this race!"
"Aw man..." Haru Glory moaned, as he tried to regain conciousness.
"Damn, we're getting beaten out here," Black Mage said, as a bullet bill was headed for the FF1 crew.
Theif noticed this, and shouted, "Quick! Turn the car!"
"I'm tryin'! But it's no use! The track is too slippery!" Red Mage shouted, as the bullet bill hit the car, sending the Final Fantasy 1 characters into the snow.
"GAH!" They all yelled, as Jak's group passes them. Everyone in Jak's group looked at the knocked out Final Fantasy 1 characters, and they shrugged.
Master hand looked at the screen and announced, "Well, it seems as if the Final Fantasy 1 characters have been eliminated as well." Master Hand sighes to himself. "We're havin' lots of eliminations today...wonder where the others are..."
Spongebob and Patrick were speeding towards the leaders, but they tried to avoid Timber and Conker at the same time.
"Spongebob, those two mammals are catching up. What are we going to do?" Said Patrick, as he used a mushroom to make the car zoom ahead.
Spongebob took out a missile launcher. "We'll have to improvise!" He shouted, as he fired the missile at Timber and Conker, but they avoided it, just for it to hit...Drumstick?
"AWWWK!" Shouted Drumstick, as he was sent flying. Pipsy cheered.
"YES! Take that, Drumstick! Now it's time to claim victory!" Squealed Pipsy, as she took out a mushroom to catch up with Timber and Conker.
"Conker, let's fire some rockets at those fools!" Timber shouted to his squirrel friend, as he pointed to the nearby Spongebob and Patrick.
Bumper looked back to see Knuckles and Rouge catching up. "Hey, those two are catching up," He said to Mumbo and Bottles.
Bottles turned to Mumbo. "What are we going to do, Mumbo?" Bottles asked.
Mumbo took out a rocket and attached it to the car. "We speed away," Said Mumbo as he launched the rocket to send it zoomign ahead.
Bumper used a few mushrooms to catch up. "HEY! Wait for me!" He shouted, as he zoomed ahead of Knuckles and Rouge.
Rouge started tossing her and Knuckles soem more mushrooms while at the same time grabbing the back of Knuckles' seat and flapping her wings, to give them an extra boost, catching up to those that passed them.
"Oh no you don't!" Said Bumper as he threw a bob-omb at their car. It sent Knuckles and Rouge flying, but ironically, it sent them in fifth place.
"BUMPER, YOU IDIOOOOOT!" Mumbo and Bottles angrily shouted, as Bumper coward.
"Sorry, I didn't mean it, really!" Bumper said, trying to clear off the accident.
Rouge and Knuckles landed smack dab ahead, right in fifth place. "Alright! This is what we're talking about!" They said in unison, as they started to gang up on on the other for leaders.
"Patrick!' Spongebob cried.
Patrick's eyes widened to see Timber and Conker approaching. "Oh damn...we won't survive this."
Somewhere in the audience, Squidward was cheering loudly. And people were confused by it.
"Anyone remember when we were involved?' Birdo asked as the other Yoshi Kart racers shook their heads in response, making Birdo sigh as they kept on driving through the snowy course.
"Brrrr!" Master Hand shivered, "Man, it's freezing out here tonight at the Birdo Mountains! Since the First Annual Yoshi Kart Grand Prix, as it is known, is taking place all over the different lands and islands of Dinosaur Land, I have to be quite frank when I say that this is the coldest place to be. Especially when it's freezing this much!"
"I agree," Taj added, wrapped in a red-and-yellow blanket, "I can barely even feel my toes!"
"Well, let's get to stats, then." He looked at a computerized map. "It seems that Seto Kaiba and Mokuba are still retaining their lead, but I could be wrong. No signs of Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, May/Misty/Max, or Banjo-Kazooie, though. Bowser's group is actually doing a splendid job keeping tabs on this racecourse, but I can't say the same for some of the other racers..."
"Let's just go check up on them, then." Taj said, looking at the projectile screen, for which the footage of the race was being shown on.
Ash Ketchum was speeding down the narrow strip that wasn't snow. He made a right turn on the upcoming curve, and noticed a ramp in front of him.
This is a piece of cake, Ash said to himself, smiling with confidence. He went over the ramp, and landed on the other side of the snowbounded land. Behind Ash were Link/Samus and Sora, who were desperately trying to maintain their current places.
"Beat it, elf boy!" Sora shouted, fencing Epona with his Keyblade, "You can't overcome me! I shall win this race and leave you in the snow!"
"That's what you think!" Link said, throwing his boomerange in the air, and watching it smack Sora in the back of the head, before grabbing it. "All right, Samus, let him have it!"
Samus nodded. "Finally!" She aimed her cannon at the unconcious Sora, and fired. Sora's vehicle exploded into flames, with Sora unconcious in the freezing snow.
"Excellent job, Samus!" Link said as Epona galloped closer to Ash.
Ash sneered. "Now way am I letting an elf boy and his armor pal pass me." He took out Corphish. "Corphish! Use Bubblebeam on Link and Samus!"
"Corphish!" The lobster-like Pokemon replied. It aimed at Epona, and shot several bubbles out of its claw. The bubbles hit Epona, but weren't very effective.
"Damn it!" Ash cursed, "What could bring down that horse?" He snapped his fingers. "Water Gun!" He looked at Corphish. "Corphish! Use Water Gun!"
Corphish saluted. "Corphish cor!" He fired water out of its claw at Epona, and had an impact, knocking Epona down into the snow.
"EWpona, get up!" LInk cried as he and Samus pushed Epona up from the snow. "This is no time for laying in the snow!"
"Yeah! And we're not going to lose to some twerp, either!" Samus added, glaring at Ash's disappearing form.
Ash sighed and shook his head. "When will people start to realize that I'm not 10 years old anymore..." He said to himself, returning Corphish to its Pokeball.
Pikachu, Marth, and Roy were being followed swiftly by Megaman, Protoman, and Gin. Of course, Gin was taking a nap, sdo Megaman and Protoman were the ones in action.
"Keep chasing them down," Megaman said, "We'll wear them down enough for us to pass."
Protoman nodded. "Right." He then placed on some soothing music, hoping to lighten up the atmosphere mood.
Pikachu couldn't help but feel dreamy as he listened to the gentle tone of the soft music. "It's so peaceful...I'm gonna take just one quick nap..." He started drooling on the steering wheel, obviously a sign that he was asleep.
Marth yawned. "Yeah, it is getting close to my sleep time, too." He cuddled himself in the vehicle, and went to sleep.
Roy placed earmuffs on his ears. "They're not gonna put me to sleep that easy."
Megaman and Protoman slowly approached as they checked to see if all of the team members went to sleep.
"Are they sleeping?' Protoman whispered, driving the steering wheel.
Megaman peered into the vehicle. "I'm not so sure..." He failed to notice that Roy snuck behind and...WHAM!
"MEGAMAN?!" Protoman shouted, turning around, much to his surprise, to see Roy, holding his sword proudly and standing on an unconcious Megaman.
"Sorry, but this party's over." He used his Flare Blade on the car's engine, causing it to explode abruptly, and sending the car in flames. Roy got back into his own vehicle as he watched Protoman scream when his car crashed into the snow. Roy smirked.
"Chump." He said, as he placed alarm clocks by Pikachu and Marth, before he moved Pikachu to take the steering wheel and drive.
Link and Samus are still behind Ash Ketchum, determined to pass.
"Come on! Let us pass!" Link demanded.
Ash shook his head. "No!" He sent out Torkoal. "Torkoal! Flamethrower!"
"COOOOOOOOOAL!" Torkoal shouted, firing a spiral flame at Epona, burning Link's magestic horse.
"EPONA!" Link screeched, "Samus, where's the nearest water spot!"
Samus frantically looked around. She pointed to the north, seeing a small watering hole. "Over there! Quick!" She said.
Link tugged Epona's reins, and Epona ran off the path, going to the watering hole.
Ash smiled. "Good work, Torkoal. Now they can't follow us." He noticed the pile of snow on a ridge on his right. "Torkoal, ember!"
"Coooooal!" The fire tortoise shouted, obeying Ash by firing small balls of fire at the ridge, causing the snow to melt into water and plunge down on the road, turning into ice because of the cold. "(Arceus, that hurt my fucking voice...)"
"Now they can't get to us!" Ash cackled evilly, "Great! Now I can win this race, Link-free!" He continued chortling as he drove away.
Lady Palutena farted as she waved her right hand in the air, smiling. "Ahh, that felt so much better! And It warmed me up, too!"
"Oh gross!" Medusa hissed as she and the various other members of the audience moved away from the grassy green goddess. "Keep those sulfur fumes in your fat ass, pale tuna!"
Palutena farted a brassy fart at Medusa, causing the two goddesses to get into a cat fight as the audience members were distracted between it and the race.
"Gack! There's too many of 'em!" Kazooie shouted, as she whacked another bunch of flunkies with her grenade eggs.
Yoshi groaned. It seemed that he and his friends were doomed to be under the flunkies attacks, but that wouldn't stop them from winning the race. Yoshi roared, and started to blast the flunkies woth his own Yoshi Beam attack.
May gasped in surprise as she saw Yoshi blast the enemies. "Wow, I didn't know Yoshi could do that!"
Dr. Hoshi grinned. "Well, May, I had a feeling that it wouldn't be long until Yoshi started to attack using his own beam. Besides, I got one too!"
And to prove that statement, Dr. Hoshi started to blasts several other flunkies with his famous Yoshi Beam of Science, which also caused confusion. Dr. Hoshi turned to May.
"See what I mean?" Dr. Hoshi said.
May only nodded, still in shock about Yoshi and Dr. Hoshi's powerful beam attacks.
"Ugh...I can't see a hing in this snow!" Spongebob shouted, trying to see through the snowing climate of the mountain.
Patrick scoffed. "Well duh, Spongebob. What do ya expect?"
"I expect that we better get rid of those guys before it's too late!" Spongebob shouted, ponting to Timber and Conker.
Timber chuckled. "Time to take out the trash."
"It is time indeed," Conker added, as he aimed a spiny shell at Spongebob's car, and released it.
"AHHH!" Spongebob and Patrick cried, as they hung onto each other. But then they realized something. A spiny shell only gets the person who is in first! And since the bosses CAN'T be affected by spiny shells...
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Huh?" Timber shouted in disbelief.
"What in the seven depths of hell?" Conker also shouted, astonished.
Spongebob and Patrick were just as confused. Master Hand flew over by them.
"According to the screen, it seems that both Seto/Mokuba and Shadow the Hedgehog have been eliminated, after being blasted." Master Hand told them. The four racers looked at each other, shrugged, and continued to zoom ahead.
In the middle of the pack, or more specifically, 24-21st places, Cloud Stirfe zoomed across the snowy path in his motorcycle, trying to overtake Lyn and Eliwood. "I'll be damned if those Fire Emblem characters overtake ME!" He said to himself, as he launched a banana peel at the two Fire Emblem characters.
"Look, Eliwood!" shouted Lyn, as she pointed to the banana peel.
"Don't worry about that, Lyn," replied Eliwood calmly as he moved the car out of the way, "I'd say, using such prehistorical ways of winning, for shame."
"Oh is that so, pretty boy?" Cloud launched a Koopa shell directly at their wheels.
"Noo!" shouted Eliwood as he did a sharp turn on his car and crashed into Cloud.
"ACK!" Cloud tried to regain control of his cycle. "Idiot!" He shouted.
He tossed up a mushroom giving him an extra burst of speed. "So long suckers!" He sped away at high speed.
"Smithers! Pull closer to the infernal Clown Car! I'll knock it off the road!" Mr. Burns said to his willing assistant.
"Will do, sir!" Smithers said, as he pulled the limo along side of the Krustymobile, as Mr. Burns prepared a Koopa shell.
"Oh no you don't ya crusty old coot!" Krusty launched not one, but two banana peels at the wheels, causing the limo to go skidding off course into a frosted pond.
"Mr. Burns! Are you all right?" Smithers asked.
Mr. Burns growled. "I'm quite fine, Smithers, but we'll soon have our revenge...soon enough...hmmhmmhmmmhAHAHAHAHA!" As Mr. Burns laughed evilly, Smithers eventually joined in.
Master Hand wondered to himself. "Hmm...that's funny. There were THREE racers before," he said to himself, as he looked at the screen...
Somewhere else on the track, in 50th-56th places...
"The pudding cups are over here…somewhere," Peppy Ankylosaurus said, as he started moving several cereal boxes. It was clear and simple. Peppy Ankylosaurus, Heppy, Clario, and Bronto were all in a small food market, looking for some snacks to take on for the race ahead of them.
"I'm telling you, cereal shouldn't be considered a snack. It should be in the breakfast aisle," Heppy said to Peppy.
"They only have warm foods in that aisle. So they put them here. Besides, most cereals are sugary, so they're not as nutritious as everyone thinks," Peppy responded, as he continued looking.
Heppy sighed. He then looked at Bronto. "Heh, ya don't expect this kinda stuff here, don't you, Bronto?"
Bronto didn't respond. Heppy was left in confusion.
"Uh...Bronto..." Heppy asked again, as the purple Ankylosaurus looked at Bronto suspiciously.
Bronto's attention was somewhere else. He looked at Heppy, and then he tapped both Peppy and Clario on the shoulder. Clario and Peppy turned around to see what Bronto wanted. Bronto pointed at the screen. Right in front of them, they could see the Trix Rabbit shopping for…Trix.
"...What in the hell?" Peppy said in disbelief.
"Are you serious?" Clario mused.
Heppy sweatdropped. "What, are you kidding me?" Heppy also said in disbelief.
"Ooh, if it isn't the famous Yoshi Kart racers! I play as all three of you all the time in Yoshi Kart!" The Trix Rabbit said, pointing at Heppy, Peppy, and Bronto.
"Oh…thanks…" Heppy said, still in shock.
"You finally decided to just buy it?" Bronto asked.
The Trix Rabbit sighed and explained. "Well, I couldn't before because the commercials only pay me .2 cents a second. That's why I've been pushing for my own show AND a movie, but so far, it's not going that well."
All of the Yoshi Kart racers nodded in unison, as they understood.
"Besides, it's been about, what, like, nearly 50 years since I last tasted this…this…Lemony-" The Trix Rabbit started, before Bronto interrupted.
"Don't even start, Trix Rabbit. This ain't a commercial," Bronto said.
The Trix Rabbit sighed. "Ah well. I'm just gonna-"
Suddenly, before the Trix Rabbit could finish, the group could hear guns cocking, and the Trix Rabbit was shot in his leg. He screamed in pain as he fell to the floor and 4 cartoon children popped out of the right shelf, all holding rifles.
"You frickin' son of a bitch rabbit!" One of the two girls said.
"We tried to be nice. We figured just takin' the damn cereal from ya would be enough!" One of the two boys yelled.
The Trix Rabbit sobbed as he lay on the floor. Bronto, Heppy, Peppy, and Clario all watched the scene in front of them in disbelief.
"I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it! I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN FRICKIN' CEREAL FOR ONCE IN MY FUCKING LIFE!" The Trix Rabbit shouted.
"SHUT UP!" The kids yelled. "TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The Trix Rabbit sobbed. The kids gunned down the Trix Rabbit. The Yoshi Kart racers just stared, not saying anything Peppy sweatdropped.
"…Uh…hey, I found the pudding," Peppy said, grabbing a case of 24 pudding cups. He threw it in the cart and the group of racers quickly ran away.
As the racers got back into their cars, Heppy notuced a nearby warp portal. "Hey guys! Look! A portal!" Heppy shouted, pointing at the portal.
Peppy also saw the portal, and he was surprised. 'Well, what do ya know!"
"Do you think we should go in it?" Heppy asked.
Bronto chuckled. "Of course we should! We ARE part of the Yoshi Kart racers, and you know the Yoshi Kart creedo, right?"
Clario rubbed the back of his head. "Uh...Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?"
Bronto slapped his forehead. "No! That's the Penguin Creedo!"
Peppy tooka go at it and said, "Never swim alone?"
Bronto buried his face. "That's the other Penguin Creedo!" He shouted.
"Always stick together and help each other out no matter what?" Heppy said. Everyone looked at Heppy in surprise.
Bronto smiled. "Yeah, that's the creedo, and we gotta help each other, cause we're the one and only Yoshi Kart racers! Let's go win a race!"
"Yeah!" Heppy, Peppy, and Clario shouted, as the racers headed into the warp pipe.
Crazy Hand was behind the Flying Krock and the Star Fox, firing lighting bolts at the two ships.
"Can someone please tell me who the hell is firing at us?" Fox yelled.
"Damn, what just happened?" Peppy Hare asked Kaptain.
Kaptain shrugged and said, "I dunno, I think it's that Crazy Hand guy."
"LOOK OUT!" Falco shouted, as Crazy Hand fired beams at the Star Fox ship and the Flying Krock.
"Prepare to fire an offensive on Crazy Hand. NOW!" Fox McCloud yelled to Falco and Slippy.
"Preparing to fire." Slippy said. "Falco, you got the ammo loaded yet?"
"Yeah. Though...I can't think we're forgetting someone..." Falco said, as he scratched his head.
"Krusty the Clown is back in action!" Krusty said, as he started up his car.
"Me, me, your forgetting me!" Krystal yelled at the four mercenaries.
"Oh, sorry, Krystal," Falco apologized.
"Fire, NOW!" Fox shouted to Slippy.
"Firing!" Slippy shouted as he fired three bob-ombs at Crazy Hand.
Kaptain sighed. "Arr, tis be time to cause destruction..." He said, as he fired a cannonball at Crazy Hand, which made him fall on top of Barney the Dinosaur.
Peppy Hare sweatdropped. He said, "At least that takes care of Barney."
Yet, even with a giant hand on him, Barney still managed to sing his stupid songs.
"Lalalala! I love driving! You love driving! We all like to be driving! With a knick knack, patty whack, give a dog a bone! This old man came rolling home!" Barney sang, as he laughed jolly to himself.
"D'oh!" Falco shouted, as Kaptain and Peppy Hare covered their ears.
"Why won't he ever die?" Fox asked the others.
"It's stupid PBS kids fault," Peppy Hare moaned.
"Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination...when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation! Barney teaches lots of things like how to play pretend...A-B-C's and 1-2-3's and how to be a friend!" Slippy sang.
"SHUT UP!" The others yelled.
Slippy looked down in shame. "Sorry," He mused.
The flunkies and the racers inside the Icy Caverns were STILL fighting. Yoshi manages to get a few flunkies by blasting his Yoshi Beams at them, as well as using his flutter kicks. Dr. Hoshi also fires his Yoshi beams of Science at the flunkies.
"This is TOO easy," Dr. Hoshi said to Yoshi.
Yoshi nodded in agreement. "Yeah, though we still should keep up our guard."
"I REALLY could go for, like, a burger now!" Max groaned, as he held his stomach in pain.
"Max, shut up about your stomach and help us!" May shouted, as she used her butt again to whack the flunkies.
Max sighed and he got up. The battle wasn't over yet.
Kazooie is blasting the crap out of the flunkies by using her great arsenial of eggs, while Banjo is using his backpack to create more trouble for the flunkies to handle. Banjo smiles.
"Yet another good reason to have a backpack," Banjo said, as he smiled.
May does several impressive attacks on the flunkies using her butt while Misty and Max double team and attack the flunkies in a pair. Even the Pokemon that May and Misty have help out to defeat the flunkies.
"Do you give up?" Kazooie asks one of the troops, "Do you guys have enough pain?"
"NEVER!" The troop barked back at Kazooie, as he summoned even more flunkies, which were now more powerful.
"Damn it..." Kazooie moaned, as she started to freeze the flunkies using her icy eggs.
Max moaned. "Great, isn't it? We've been in this cave for so long, I'm so hungry that I can eat a huge skyscraper, and now, we got new flunkies."
May glared at Max. "What's so grand about that?" May asked.
Max mumbled, and then he shouted at the tip of his lungs, "ISN'T THERE ANYWAY TO DEFEAT THESE GUYS?"
The racers sighed and shoo ktheir heads. Max fell onto the ground of the car and groaned. All hope was lost, but not before a voice shouts...
"ANKYLOSAURUS SHOCKWAVE!"
"GUH?" The racers and the flunkies say in unison, as several lighting bolts appear fromk nowhere and zap the flunkies.
"Hey, look!" May said, pointing at the zapped flunkies.
DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! Nearly all of the flunkies were zapped to death as the remaining ones summoned more, not not before another voice shouted...
"It's flunky bustin' time! ULTIMA FIREBALL!"
Several huge fireballs appeared from the sky and burned the newly formed flunkies. Yoshi/Dr. Hoshi, May/Misty/Max, and Banjo/Kazooie were all left in confusion.
"Who could that be?" May asked.
Yoshi looked in the sky to find a similar figure. He smiled. "Guys, I know those voices! It's Peppy and Clario!"
"What's up?" Clario shouted happily at the racers. "It's a-Clario time!"
Peppy laughed. 'Sorry we took so long!" He stated, waving to the others. "We had other business to attend to!"
Dr. Hoshi smiled, as did the other racers. "You guys just came in the knick of time!" Dr. Hoshi said.
"Yeah, right at the cliffhanger." Kazooie pointed out as the others groaned, knowing that they now had to wait another chapter.
"I hate it when he does that!" Peppy growled, referring to the author as he pulled out some cold lettuce and munched on it in annoyance.